Fitz- Azn, Take it away! AZN- HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Potato MSP he has control and thats it. its cringefest that he does runns so much that it doesnt even match the song he is singing. want me to send my recording to you? im actually a singere here in ph
Waddup everyone! This guy was super chill to hang out with. All of these songs were improvised, so try not to take them too seriously. I love doing stuff like this, I hope you all have an awesome day
Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do
It always makes me smile when people are so good at improvising. I know it's really hard even if a person has the confidence because you never know what's going to become out of it and if it's actually gonna work out, if people will like it.
Martin Marez Than is used when introducing the second element in a comparison. Then is used for time based comparisons, then and now. Be sure to pay attention in English class ok kiddo :)
Damn you to hell Fitz, I had opened TH-cam to study about Tensors for understanding the Einstein Field Equations, but I saw your video and forgot about it. Curse you!!! The guy's amazing though. Just like you.
OMFG IM DYING!!! xD So as soon as FITZ started talking about him and the cow my dad started watching a documentary about cows! xD im not even joking right now omg im laughing so hard!
@@yeetmaster8409 BUDDY, you ain't gonna believe it. I posted that comment over 6 years ago when I was still finishing school (I was like 18). 6 years later, I finished school, I finished my 4 year bachelor and started my master and I am sitting here at midnight rewatching old ass videos I watched back then and I STILL HAVE NOT FINISHED MY DAMN PRESENTATION FOR TOMORROW's MASTER CLASS!! arhghghhg
Fitz*(storyteller)* and Azn*(guitarist, singer)* *Azn* Alright, here we go. *Fitz* My incest story. Part 1. now... Growing up in a mid-texas town, I... Didn't really know many people. Sure I had my family, my brother and sisters, my mom and dad, but outside of that It was hard - meeting friends... One day I was at the park Playing with my brother, John, And I was throwing that frisbee, We were singing along and Having a good time just like kids do. I was 16 at the time And I knew that I wanted To be closer with someone, I wanted to get intimate. God damnit, I didn't care, what it was, I just wanted to get into it. And i looked at John Throwing that frisbee at me... And i said: John... This is gonna sound kinda weird, but... You ever considered maybe... Practicing? And he looked at me with a wink and a smile And he was like: "Fitz, I've been wishing you'd ask me that For a little while..." And he ran into my arms And lets just say that what happened next Was completely amazing. Azn, take it away! *Azn* When your dick is too small for your sister to suck, And it's not even her favourite colour, When your face is too fat and your chin is too small, You probably have a quadruple chin, So, honey, now Take a shit into my loving arms, Take a piss under the light of a thousand stars, Place your dick on my beating heart, Thinking out loud, Maybe, We found balls Right in your mouth... *Fitz* Uhh yeah... Anyway... So, that was the story Of the first time I fucked my brother, John. And you best believe that after that Things took a different turn in my family. Everyone became more comfortable with each other, Everyone was kinda closer... Not necessarily in a sexual way, But just, ya know, as better friends. And one night I was eating dinner And I saw my girlfriend, Susy, Looking particularly beautiful Across the table. And I sat there, I said: Susy, I mean, I know you're in the middle of Eating your bacon, But maybe ya wanna... Take this to the next level? And she dropped her fork instantly, And started sucking on that pee-pee. And I was like: Oh snap, Susy... This is the thing you do to me?.. This is why I love this family More that I'll love anyone else. This is the reason that I love this family More that I'll ever love ANYBODY In the entire world. Because the things we do for each other, These little favours, These little tasks... Really make this relationship last. Azn, take it away. *Azn* When your feet are too fat and your socks are too small, You'll probably tear a hole in your socks... When your dick is too fat and your condom's too small, You'll probably get your sister pregnant. So baby now! Take a shit into my loving arms! Take a piss under the light of a thousand stars, Ooh, darling! Place your dick on my beating heart... I'm thinking out loud, Baby!, We found balls right in your mouth! Baby!, We found balls right in your mouth! We found balls right in your mouth. *Fitz* We found those balls tight in there. Thank you! We found balls right in your mouth! We found balls right in your mouth. *Fitz* We found those balls tight in there. Thank you!
5:10
There's a dude in chat saying
"Azn...I'll divorce my wife for your voice, man"
That's understand able
His voice is Heavenly :)
Omfg haha haha!
I thought i was the only one who saw that
I agree
*has the voice of an angel* *sings parody’s of Ed Sheeran about incest and cows*
Its not Ed Sheeran though :/
Edit: second song was ed sheeran oof
@@boyy_x3 I think; I'm not the only only one with Sam Smith (the first section at least) and the second one is Ed Sheeran - Thinking out loud.
First song is ,I’m not the only one by Sam Smith,
Gwen King 👑
It’s achurly sam smith
This was in my recommendations, thank you TH-cam.
MISSA QUE PEDO QUE HACES AQUI WEY JAJAJJAJAJAHSJAJAJAH
@thomasOreoYT La mayoría de los youtubers lo son en estos tiempos.
Who are you?
@@idan9668 He's a mexican youtuber. Very famous btw. It is very weird ya know
WHY TF ARE U TALKING ENGLISH NOW HUH
“Moo?”
“Moo!”
*”And i felt a connection with that cow immediately!”*
And that kids is how how met your mother.
@@jossegoethals3385 moother
When he play the guitar and fitz talks it sound like im about to hear a service at church. Omg
I thought about the audiobook read by Samuel L. Jackson "Go the Fuck to Sleep"
It's so disgusting but beautiful at the same time.....
Abigail King you mean deautiful?
Amen
Rage Quit he beatboxes to
Tbh I have fallen asleep watching this before because the guitar and singing lol
This is the kinda content I like to watch at 3AM
2:27 for me 👐
Yeaaaah ahahahahaha same its 2.35 in my country
same
😐💀bro this is a year later and TH-cam suggested this to me at 2:51 am
Y did I read this at 3.29am lmao
Fitz- Azn, Take it away!
AZN- HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
theapsolute vloger ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@@rangerdanger6593 no it doesn't, why don't you try to sing, huh?. His voice is great keep your thoughts to yourself. -.-
Potato MSP he has control and thats it. its cringefest that he does runns so much that it doesnt even match the song he is singing. want me to send my recording to you? im actually a singere here in ph
@@rangerdanger6593 So what? He can sing how ever he wants.
Potato MSP you can stop upvoting yourself now. yes he can, but that stop me from saying that his runs is shit and is out of place
Waddup everyone! This guy was super chill to hang out with. All of these songs were improvised, so try not to take them too seriously. I love doing stuff like this, I hope you all have an awesome day
I gave you 136$ on stream and you didn't add me deluxeordylan
Dank twitch
that was insane
Love your videos man keep up the good work !
dude that was fucking hilarious
That other guys voice is fucking magical
I agree :D
It's good but his voice keeps cracking D:
Yeh Fitz voice was pretty amazing.
The cracking is good At times
He'll get better at controlling his voice over time
The reccomended are very good this week
Soviet republic ikr
Howard The penguin republic?
Soviet He's just a little kid who thinks he's special because he knows about the USSR.
*extremely talented clickbait title poster on TH-cam!*
Shadow Star dude...wrong video
8:52 does anyone else think that lag actually fit the chord progression quite well
I know I'm late but yeah... I agree lol
This is... this is... amazing!
omg zuri
ZURI
ZuRi ikr!!
ZuRi your right
ZuRi hi
GUYS! *It's time to get this lyrical genius discovered.*
aznsytles
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Twenty Juan Pilots |-/
Twenty Juan Pilots |-/
Twenty Juan Pilots love your user name |-/
I would pay a whole lotta money to see them both if they had a live show... aish
mishap misha hell yeah boi
Hell yes!
Missed a good opportunity to say “we found love right in this house”
i think balls in mouth is better tbh
Fitz is a living breathing anti-deppressent
Im deppressed and that is true
Supergreenhorse77 Nyok yup
as a depressed person i can confirm this
u are so right my friend
definitely
And this is why I am subscribed to Fitz
incest, fatshaming, and occasionnal racism.
Yes.
Yes it is why we all are.
@@IshgarSeth you forgot occasional sexism m8.
9:34 Did *ANYONE* see that chicken come out of the anime girl's... uh. Damn...
I need to bleach my damn eyes... That's something I need out of my mind!
That's Sailor Moon, just sayin'
U mean that cock?
OMFG
Best joke 2016.
Senpai
I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT WAS JAR JAR BINKS
*I was just relaxing after work*
Ain't your work playing games? 😂
Yes. Yes it is
Best story ever
He used to be a waitress
@@Someperson1522 waiter*
@@GuilhermeRodrigues-jr7gd No no waiter is for guys 🤦
I cried when he started singing "we found balls right in your mouth" XD
Btw, you got 4K subs since this morning lol
for reals dude!
MLGMagnesium for real -Grandpa
Grandpa wtf i saw this comment right when he said that lol
Grandpa same
John... On the Radio?
Wrecker Reviews probs
Or kyroz
or kryoz
No its probably Kugo
But... What if he wasn't on the radio? John on The streets?
Once you said "Next thing you know, I'm making out with that cow." I couldn't breathe through the rest of the video!!! xD
Pinks Discord Moments - DISCORD ikr lol
Girl: Dad
Dad: yeah?
Girl; I have Bad News
Dad: What Is It Sweetie??
Girl: I'm A Lesbian...
Dad: Ok...
Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too
Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!!
Son; I Do
Oh wow
😂
Thirsty really touching
Lmao im dying
Old meme
When dirty people are really good at singing :D
If you reply ill drink some water
EDIT: this was 6 months ago, pls you're killing me
i don't believe u
You saved my life I haven't drunk anything for 6 days
everybody gets one
Finally you'll accomplish something for once! JUST DO IT!
drink me
100% rather listen to this then any other song
Still better than justin bieber... that's sad to think about innit?
Nahhh.... i know a few MLP-songs that are better, but the guy indeed as talent.
^_^
Liam Holleboom yase
0:00 = one of the best friendships was born
When your name is John... :/
I do
Trist why does your logo look like the symbol for Torque
***** How does it look like it at all?
It's a lowercase tau dude look it up.
can you link me it or something?
OMG that dude is so good at singing especially of the top of his mind
You guys should team up and maybe make this a weekly thing. Its so hilarious man loved it XD
Guys is a human karaoke machine I've played with him several times. Can sing any song acapella like an angel
My wife asked me why I was crying. I said I just heard the most beautiful story of a boy and his cow.
haha
1:18 holy shit, thats the rare animation for the knife
It's not too rare
1/500 chance
And 2:10
You just keep spamming f and r
It's a 1/50 chance
I met this guy in game right after i watched this video
Andarosh whaths the name of the server
"We don't eat anymore" By Azn and Racc is the greatest song ever created
this is the best thing i've ever heard im literally crying i know people say that a lot but im dead serious
please do more videos with this guy
You both have amazing voices! Thanks for brightening my Friday! 😄
2:25 ¨To make a human cow¨ That tone thooo!!!!
His voice is SOOOO good. He could make a fortune...if he wasnt singing these songs
He has a channel
this kind of music is gonna be all that kids will listen in few years...
dancidancii I hope
dancidancii TRUE STORY
dancidancii I swear I met azn the like a couple weeks ago he was beatboxing so well
dancidancii case closed
I’ve never cried so much. Not just because his voice but because this video made me laugh so hard. ❤️
best. colab. ever.
Fitz's voice is so soothing and that guy,,,, sheesh. what a legend
Ran into a game with him 2 days ago gonna upload it tomorrow if anyone interested
PS: Just gotta render and upload
When you like the video before you watches it
Watch*
watches everywhere fuckboi its a watch shop
you know that makes you look like a bot to youtube statistics..... LOL meens more if u like a vid after watching it.
search "guy accepts insult and makes a song about it"
edit: thanks for likes even though a year passed since i posted this comment
Wtf
i was just watching it , legend lmao
I'm Stupid My Opinion Is SHIT But i know,legend
I came here from that video! xD
he's the reason i'm here in the first place
Why is it when azn sings the subject always changes?? Or is it just me
The improvement makes it better thk
he did it alot better with racoon eggs where he added to the story without changing it
He doesn’t change it a whole lot
Cora Lindley yeah he does
I'd buy both songs off of itunes, rather than the original ones
whats the first song originaly called
fabi d Sam Smith - Not The Only One
〉〉Kuri[MU]〈〈 what's the second one called?
***** Ed Sheeran - Thinking out loud
Thank you!
its 2 am and this video made me want to play csgo so fucking bad
what map is this
i think its surf_utopia_v3 im not sure though but yeah
This was why I subbed to Fitz.
It always makes me smile when people are so good at improvising. I know it's really hard even if a person has the confidence because you never know what's going to become out of it and if it's actually gonna work out, if people will like it.
whens part 2
D3X part 2
MJJ Studio that's soo close!
Maybe when despacito 2 comes out as a pre order bonus
Oh shit, I have footage of him from a while ago. You beat me to publishing it. Super chill dude btw.
remind me your ign?
AznStylezBeatbox It's Kippah, haven't posted it because I don't have your permission tbh. +im too lazy to actually edit.
oh dope. sounds familiar
Azn im WithoutBrainsBeats from Beatbox TS3 do you remember the rastaman xD
Dang, a girl loves a guy who knows how to sing. I don't even care if the song's lyrics are messed up, I LOVE IT!😂😍
Ara Cho umm your like 6
@You sub You lose 😂 that insult doesn't work that good with girls
*Thank you Fitz and Azn, very cool!*
Yo fitz ur content is so good I wish you had millions of subscribers
Fitz does better than big TH-camrs
Ikr
Don't worry. He has 3.5mil now.
It would be much better if racooneggs told the first story
Ashlee he does search “we don’t eat anymore”
Just look up we dont eat anymore 😂
Are you voicist!?!?! Oh wait you replied a year ago therw is no point
Why don't you put down here the server that we can actually enjoy what you are?
Because then tons of people join and make it cancer, and then these moments will stop existing
Oh, jesus..so, no server?? :))
never ever ever ever
he sometimes plays on the ZTS australian surf servers, if not check the other oceania surf servers
Thank you!
Ok we need a video with this dude again lol
I would fucking pay for this
Again... we as humans need this on Spotify xd
son: Dad how did your career start?
Azn: Well it all started here
4:18 that voice crack tho. XD
Still Better Love Story Than-Then Twilight!
Than*
Then*
Martin Marez Than is used when introducing the second element in a comparison. Then is used for time based comparisons, then and now. Be sure to pay attention in English class ok kiddo :)
The Faceless Man Happy now?
Nobody cares and nobody likes you
5:16 look in chat
I will divorce my wife for ur voice man!!!😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS AND I'M GONNA REGRET IT CUZ I'M SICK😂😂
7:23 We talkin' Leafy?!
CFCs
The question is WHY TF AM I CRYING ? His voice make cry lol
Damn you to hell Fitz, I had opened TH-cam to study about Tensors for understanding the Einstein Field Equations, but I saw your video and forgot about it. Curse you!!!
The guy's amazing though. Just like you.
Kartikaye Bhardwaj lol
Your comment makes me think about Phineas and Ferb when dr. Doofenshmirtz would say “Curse you Perry the platypus!” XD
/r/iamverysmart
Curse you Fitz the youtuber!!!
Phintus and Frob!
LMAO FITZ! Amazing banter as usual :)
earned my sub, plan to watch regularly
Fitz ? can you pls do more videos with him ? haha xD
What the fuck dude... the pregnant cow part fucked my life dude xD
You know i remember watching this 4 years ago when i was 15 and I remembered this and had to come back and watch it again.. hilarious..
Ed Sheran is proud xD
A little too proud maybe xD
He dont give a shit about this crap. Ok voice the rest is 💩💩💩🤮🤮🤮 💯 crap!
OMFG IM DYING!!! xD So as soon as FITZ started talking about him and the cow my dad started watching a documentary about cows! xD im not even joking right now omg im laughing so hard!
Fitz has an amazing story voice and then that guy is soooo good at singing . Such a sick video
2:43 that first chorus was angelical, the "he had to eat" was fucking awesome
Open your own surf server!
good idea!
best songs i have ever heard in my life
7:09 best part
This is what i love about content creators like fitz, they're able to improvise anything and it'll be hilarious and amazing.XD
holly fuck this is pretty damn good i love the beginning
holy that was fucking quality. Great singing/vocals aznstyle!
when he started singing I actually got goosebumps
This needs to be on ITunes and Spotify
this was Azn from RacoonEggs channel on the one vid
RageAllDay but the question. Is... who did it first?
"So I found this new guy... And I'm going to link his channel below"
Meanwhile when i go onto a surf server, all i hear is a 12 year old spamming the Pawn Stars theme into his mic.
Anyone else watch this 3 years ago and has rewatched it again in 2019/2020?
Wtf am I doing with my life right now at midnight and still haven't finished my presentation for tomorrows school class..
It's been 6 years but did you finish it
@@yeetmaster8409 BUDDY, you ain't gonna believe it.
I posted that comment over 6 years ago when I was still finishing school (I was like 18).
6 years later, I finished school, I finished my 4 year bachelor and started my master and I am sitting here at midnight rewatching old ass videos I watched back then and I STILL HAVE NOT FINISHED MY DAMN PRESENTATION FOR TOMORROW's MASTER CLASS!! arhghghhg
@@21MilesAhead Damn bro your teacher must be patient as hell to wait 6 years for that damn presentation
I had a fucking awful day but your video cheered me up a little
thx dud, keep it up
Stay strong my dude, u got dis
I listen this every night before i go to sleep
Good Fitz: makes a collab with the Dooo.
Bad Fitz: finds Budget Dooo and sings about incestual cows
WTF I grew up with this guy, so buzzy to see him as a youtube hahaha gj bro
vännen really.
6:54 I really thought he was about to say "was completely gay"🤣🤣
This is the best fucking video I’ve ever seen in literally dying in laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i must admit i love the upload schedule as it is, because since its not every day i get really excited and hyped when i see he's uploaded
So, uhm, I wrote lyrics, if anybody wants to copy, feel free to do so.
Fitz*(storyteller)* and Azn*(guitarist, singer)*
*Azn*
Alright, here we go.
*Fitz*
My incest story. Part 1.
now... Growing up in a mid-texas town,
I... Didn't really know many people.
Sure I had my family, my brother and sisters, my mom and dad, but outside of that
It was hard - meeting friends...
One day I was at the park
Playing with my brother, John,
And I was throwing that frisbee,
We were singing along and
Having a good time just like kids do.
I was 16 at the time
And I knew that I wanted
To be closer with someone,
I wanted to get intimate.
God damnit,
I didn't care, what it was,
I just wanted to get into it.
And i looked at John
Throwing that frisbee at me...
And i said: John...
This is gonna sound kinda weird, but...
You ever considered maybe... Practicing?
And he looked at me with a wink and a smile
And he was like: "Fitz,
I've been wishing you'd ask me that
For a little while..."
And he ran into my arms
And lets just say that what happened next
Was completely amazing.
Azn, take it away!
*Azn*
When your dick is too small for your sister to suck,
And it's not even her favourite colour,
When your face is too fat and your chin is too small,
You probably have a quadruple chin,
So, honey, now
Take a shit into my loving arms,
Take a piss under the light of a thousand stars,
Place your dick on my beating heart,
Thinking out loud,
Maybe,
We found balls
Right in your mouth...
*Fitz*
Uhh yeah...
Anyway...
So, that was the story
Of the first time I fucked my brother, John.
And you best believe that after that
Things took a different turn in my family.
Everyone became more comfortable with each other,
Everyone was kinda closer...
Not necessarily in a sexual way,
But just, ya know, as better friends.
And one night I was eating dinner
And I saw my girlfriend, Susy,
Looking particularly beautiful
Across the table.
And I sat there, I said:
Susy, I mean, I know you're in the middle of
Eating your bacon,
But maybe ya wanna...
Take this to the next level?
And she dropped her fork instantly,
And started sucking on that pee-pee.
And I was like: Oh snap, Susy...
This is the thing you do to me?..
This is why I love this family
More that I'll love anyone else.
This is the reason that I love this family
More that I'll ever love ANYBODY
In the entire world.
Because the things we do for each other,
These little favours,
These little tasks...
Really make this relationship last.
Azn, take it away.
*Azn*
When your feet are too fat and your socks are too small,
You'll probably tear a hole in your socks...
When your dick is too fat and your condom's too small,
You'll probably get your sister pregnant.
So baby now!
Take a shit into my loving arms!
Take a piss under the light of a thousand stars,
Ooh, darling!
Place your dick on my beating heart...
I'm thinking out loud,
Baby!,
We found balls right in your mouth!
Baby!,
We found balls right in your mouth!
We found balls right in your mouth.
*Fitz*
We found those balls tight in there.
Thank you!
We found balls right in your mouth!
We found balls right in your mouth.
*Fitz*
We found those balls tight in there.
Thank you!
Toppin Same avatar :D
mine is clearer, hehe
GrippingShark nah, I wanted to do it just because why not
you´re the real MVP !
I find myself replaying it because I like it as a song rip Edit : Song one
Can this be a series please fitz!
this guy is amazing wtf his voice and your stories omg nice video man