I Dont Want Kids | Anirban Dasgupta stand up comedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Live show tickets: anirbandasgupta.com
Jokes about not wanting to have kids. Ever.
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Credits:
Video produced by: Myoho Films (www.myohofilms.in)
Shot by: Chinmay Samnani, Sandeep Mishra & Gaurav Anand
Produced & Edited by: Karan Asnani
Sound recording: Bharat Jhangiani
Sound mixing: Eclectic Universe and Nanak Bhatia
Special thanks: Sourav Ghosh and Abish Mathew
Location courtesy : Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai.
Follow here: / anirbandasgupta5
Email : anirban.dasgupta5@gmail.com
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Just released one hour of new stand-up comedy in my special Take It Easy. On Amazon Prime. Do watch it.
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Anirban Dasgupta watched it couple of days ago, loved it.. amazing
Anirban Dasgupta awesome
Anirban Dasgupta bokachoda was the best ...
Anirban - were you into sales? Worked in HDFC 15 years back?
Btw Anirban, Bacha hua kya? 😂
Gosh as someone who definitely doesn't want children ever and has been married for 5 years I totally understand! My partner and I are being constantly badgered too! But keep fighting, soldier! 😂
I read your name as Airbnb
me too
same
Samira Sarin this is only time I have commented on his video. can you tell other ones that I commented on?
standupprogrammer same here fuck..😂😂😂
standupprogrammer same!
I am so happy to see that finally not wanting to have kid is not an issue anymore. People like us exist !!!
True, I'm trying to make my parents understand this is normal. ..... I'm married for 7 years.
@@delectable6396 I have been married for 6 years.. I get bullied by my parents every day. Could you share some tips with me?
Can't explain how glad I am to find few like minded ppl..but in all honesty my parents never even asked but...neighbours relatives n sometimes even random like a company HR to be precise asking me about family planning was the real nightmare! 😕😤💔
People are more worried about others life in India let couple live there life...
Same here sister haha
One of the most underrated comedians. hope this one gets viral. All the very best :)
My grand uncle, then two aunts and now me - all single and childfree for life.😇
that's amazing you have freedom for life do what you want and enjoy your time on earth.
Vow😍😍
Hey where are you from ????
@@fashionglobally.2075 I am from Gujarat.
@@anewlife5846 wow india me gujrat me bhi aise log hai aisi thinking hai thats amazing 🙏🙏🙏
I am happy to see that people like u exist... it's not necessary to marry or have bby..
I can totally relate to your thoughts... I can't even find a frjend who is aligned to my thoughts let alone find a partner to marry.
Join an anti-natalist group and you might find like minded people. 👍🏼
👍👍👍
Vasectomy dude.
Shrey Rupani hahaha... best comment
We're r u Bhai, come back, I feel like I was sleeping all these year's, 2 din pehle aapka video dekha and I became ur fan in the very first video(Afreen Afreen), now I have completed watching all urs videos, plz upload many more, it makes my day complete
Why would I want to bring a child in this world full of suffering
Finally he has a kid...😅
Anirban ko baccha hua kya?
its a joke boss
Go to his show and find out. This should be a quora thread 😜😂
You are one of the best standup comedians i've ever come across....there are several more no doubt,but u nail it with your innocent face and with the mixture of calmness and wit in ur expressions...keep moving forward 👍👍
TH-cam pe viral nahi ho raha hai😂😂😂
One of the best video that I've seen in a long time, usually people yell these days unlike you.
No kids due to struggle and environment crisis....... people are unaware of environmental issues we are gonna face
nd now u hv a baby !!!! Congrats
Congratulations Anirban!! Akhir jeet wife ki hi hui😀😀
Yes! Journey of a joke completed successfully! Much love Dada 💚
I've discovered a gem. Subscribed!
You are brilliant man, so nice to see a video coming up from you after such a long time gap.
"har Diwali pe naya Ram"....fatiye diecho GURU 👍👍👍
Turn on English captions.The Hindi sentences are so Funny!!!
I don't want kids either , instead i want to adopt several homeless kids or people .....
Man imagine if you do have a kid in the future and he grows up and watches this video titled "i don't want kids"😂😂
Ho gya isko bachha
I am watching this in sept 2017 and thinking ANIRBAN KO BACHAA HUA KI NAHI 😂😂😂
Dude! You are amazing❤
You need much love and recoginition. All my good wishes🖒
Ho gya isko bachha
Hogya baccha and she's very adorable.
Arinban 1.2 million views , that's viral :). Your content is really good👍 and those numbers will keep going up. Kudos ✌️
Congratulations on ur baby girl
I love how he is sharing with us his complicated married life issues in a laughable manner
Abhi his insta is filled with his daughter
I pity his kids . Because someday they are gonna see this video . 😂😂
How come I always read his name "Airbnb" !?
The most clean and best comedy have come through... Keep it up Anirban
He was right lmao he does build his fan base this way. I came back to see if he had a kid
Anirban wasn't born, he was downloaded by his parents from craigslist.
Ah finally a fellow statesman in the comments list, Kyamonacho O' BONDHO!!!
No he was ordered on flipkart during diwali sale.
@@baphometwingsof666 😂😂
I kind of feel really bad for men right now. They basically have no reproductive freedom and sometimes don't even get to choose to have children.
I know it worse for women in underprivileged areas and sometimes women are forced to have children too but I still kinda feel sorry for the men.
Vasectomy
Nikita Roza i do agree but listen it is just rehtoric i the name of freedom he is just propogating idea that having child is shit... So i feel bit sick whatever fun act.. Thats how he earn his fucking living
Men can choose to marry women who doesnt want kids as well. Its not like all girls out there wants kids.
*FAAD THA BRO*
pls upload more!!😊😊
Anirban - i don't want any kids
Me - Why bro
Congratulations for the kid😅🎉
Well well....how the tables have turned
Love your easygoing style of comedy bro.
HONE WALE BACCHE KI TARIF ABHI SE.. WAAH
that was hilarious dude. keep up the good work.
Akhir me maternity leave wins
Congratulations on daughter bhaiya ❤
Sir, you're really good!!!
No need kids
ab hua kya april 2019?
Does he have kids now? It's 2019
im curious too lol
Yes now he has a kid
damn underrated xD
i wish he spoke only English. Because I cant follow the story once he speaks hindi or I dont know what language is that. :) but apparently he is targeting certain type of audience :)
it is hindi! .. u know it
Dania Abdul Rahman its hindi
His accent comes like bongo.. kiiiiiid hahahah... bongo can't hide the reality
Robin Newtn whats yo point
Plz meet my in-laws....i would have divorced if i could not hv baby
To Fir Hua kya Bachha??
you are a very talented comedian.....and keep uploading more
9 Mahine ho gaye Anirban ka baccha hua kya??
that's biologically impossible.
How many months does pregnancy last?
Google this question.
I meant he is a guy :)
3:38 watch it
the joke is lost on you pal
Ek jan kamm hai team mei😂😂😂😂
Kara liya finally 😅
We are be number one in population soon a great big development for our country
yes , it was funny but on the other side I see a sad wife. and the other way around I see a bad dad too.
Not wanting/Wanting a child is a basic human right (if you believe in the law and that reproduction isn't the sole purpose of one's existence). Firstly he isn't even a 'father', bad father toh door ki baat hai.
Sibya Rosalyn what i mean when i said the other way around i see a bad dad" is if at all he has a kid due to his wife's compulsion he will be a bad parent.
Accha, well your statement doesn't exactly convey what you intended to say. But even in that case, things could go either way, there's a 50-50 chance of him being a 'bad dad' (assuming he will project his anger of not wanting a child on the unassuming kid who has no idea why his dad hates him lol) or a dad who gives the parenting thing a go n ends up befriending said kid. One can never be too certain.
beyond buds nobody in their right senses would want a kid. It's either societal pressure or heir for family business. The well rounded, right minded ones would either adopt or not have a kid. Why bring a new life into this messed up world when there are so many still waiting for a family? Also, each to their own. Who is to judge?!
beyond buds He would be a.good father compared to the proud honour killing parents in thousands.
Awesome stuff dude.. looking forward to more videos
For certain years even I thought the same thing but my Dad told me to write down on a paper n say God will give u kids when u want .... that scared me and Thats when Today I have a son n a daughter
Worst talk about babies who are the most precious in world ! Extremely negative talk
Stop stereotyping..u certainly do not know every bong..
Ikr..No matter it is joke or not it was very disgusting..I was just wondering if I watch something like this of my dad from years ago I would feel so hurt.
Loved it very much......
great man..simply
I like the way you did... cool...
Me to everyone who says I don't want kids......
What if your parents thought the same... 😏
i'm sure they must regretting by now, so i'm really doing a favour on my never to be existing child by not giving a birth to it!
Lol i would be much happier if my parents thought the same. This world is too fuck up to live peacefully
Then I wouldn't be here to think or feel anything about that. Lol...what a weird question.
I just love u for this video of yours
Brilliant way to make fan base
bro i am watching this in 2020 after you win chess comdiancs torunamnet and now really thinking ke is he have kid now.
Lovely you are Anirban....
A voz dele me faz lembrar do Rajesh Koothrappall
Loved this guy
2 years now please give us an update of kids
I loved this one!! lol lol lol
A bengali with good sense of humour rare unique but the fuck fantastic.
good sense of humour! 🙌
That didn't age well
This was one of the best stand up so far...
This is so awesome⚡❤️
Awesome dude...😂😎😎😎
Har diwali pe naya Ram 🤣🤣👍🏻
Sir your awesome
Lovely man.
Amazing! U r good!😂
Ek mil nhi rha hai.. ha ha ha🤣🤣😂😂
Intelligent !!!!
Awesome .
Imagine his Wifey n Relatives Watching this .... xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I share your sentiments..
ho gye sir viral...hahahahaha
too good
I’m a guy who never wants kids. Yes we exist 👍
Same here I m boy
Nice to know
Just don't get married
@@fushmontor5517 why not?
@@shrutikoli7174 that's the end game.
I came here after months only to find out, Bachha hua hai ya nahin?😂
Anandi Joshi exactly 9 months.. 😂
So what's the answer? Don't make me Google this now come on! xD
@@aradhyagoel2544 I found you
I come here every now and then, i even check his fb page 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
Having children is a choice. Not everyone wants or needs children. People want different things in life and people need to accept that.
Nikita Roza people do it's not really an issue he should have had a tall about this with his wife before marriage
Get a dog. That's about halfway. All the love and no school fees 🤣🤣
Fir aunty ko maternity leave koun dega???
@@_sadritaa_9015 no baby no maternity leave required.. aur bahut vacation hai enjoy karne ke liye 😂
@@LajjaGandhi yeah
Why not adopt a child
I have been having dogs for over a decade now... Never wanted kids never really interested me and now I'm just in a good state of mind with my dogs.. Kids no thank you
Ek Jan Kam hai Team Mein !!!😂
Hum do, chalo ab so - New Quotation :P
Lol
Ek mil nhi rha!!! :D
Bhai mere jldi nayi video upld kro.. 👍🏻👍🏻
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?! ~ homer simpson