can't blame her - Mari brain doesn't even use human logic to Math the numbers. I don't know if even intelligent aliens can understand her thought process
@@tempestinateapot2987 trying to keep up with politics(and poeple in general) takes up a lot of bandwidth, its no surprise she has nothing left for practical stuff.
Says "Oh my God, i have nine fingers up!" How many fingers do you have up on your left hand "Three, because thumb isn't a finger!" Does she have mutant right hand?
It's a good thing she's cute. Watching Kirsche's two remaining braincells fight for third place, trying to understand a grade school math trick is physically painful.
My idiot way of multiplying by 9 is to first multiply by 10 and then go -X, so 4x9 is (4x10)-4, and my idiot way of multiplying by 5 is to multiply by 10 and then divide by two (10x7)/2. I just add a zero at the end and go from there, faster than lead poisoned brain can normally multiply lol.
So it’s probably just me, but these two have such mom and daughter energy it’s kinda wholesome in a very weird and ‘special’ sorta way. By special I mean Kirsche’s brand of special. Short bus special. Velcro straps on her shoes special. Reflective vest and crash helmet cuz she’s got some balance issues and tends to fall over when she runs special.
For me, I learned the Column Trick. Write out each number 0-9 in a column then write each number 0-9 next to them but in reverse. 09 18 27 36 45 54 63 72 81 90 Each row represents the number you are multiplying x9.
Wow, I've never heard of that finger trick before. I always just did it "manually" in my head by swapping the 10 digit up and the 1 digit down each time, sorta like moving number dials. That's pretty cool though. I can see why that would be taught in a school. XD
@@yumin_pluto558 that also only works up to 9, the (10*x)-x rule works for any number, made even easier when you realise what you're really saying is take x, stick a 0 on the end then -x from it
"Do you READ!?" Yes! I'm good at reading "Do you read right to left? Or LEFT TO RIGHT!?" I read right to left sometimes depending on what I'm reading! "KIRSCHE we live in AMERICA!" I read things not from America sometimes! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH" OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
bimbo? no, i just spent too much time with the singing bass. "Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry Be happy In every life we have some trouble But when you worry you make it double Don't worry Be happy, don't worry, be happy now"
I know a way easier trick to multiply by nine: number * 9 = (number * 10) - number so for example: 2 * 9 = (2 * 10) - 2 = 20 - 2 = 18 5 * 9 = (5 * 10) - 5 = 50 - 5 = 45 7 * 9 = 70 - 7 = 63 It's faster because to multiply a number by 10 you only need to add a zero to its back and then you just simply subtract from a nice round number a single digit
This trick and ones like it is so satisfying. It's why 9's one of my favorite numbers. Edit: Mari's trick. The one with the fingers makes my nose bleed. Edit Edit: Never mind, I understood it immediately when my big-brained goldfish princess oshi MariMari Underscore EN explained it. I was confused by the way the strange cat did it.
If you don't have 9's or any sinfle digit memorized, then you tell the person to go from 10 ans subtract. So 6x9 is rhe same as 6x10-6x1. The same trick works for things like 12, but adding instead. 6x12 is the same as 6x10+6x2. I myself don't need to use this trick until numbers above 12. When I was in middle school they made us try to memorize up to 15, but most people struggle with 13 ans 14 without breaking them into more steps.
idk what it is but listening to mari trying to help kirsche with the 9x table heart soo much the best way to find out is to just think of the 10 table and then subtract by 9 to find your answers.
Simpler way is just to do 9 * 9 = 81 is by just doing 10 * 9 - 9 = 81 with your inner voice. That said way people think is different so math tricks aren't universal. It's entirely possible some are bad at math tricks but still good at math with their own methods.
But that basically works JUST for 9 * 9. It's not as effective for all multiples of 9 which is the point of these tricks, they're supposed to be more generally applicable.
I credit my speed with simple equations to my 6th grade math teacher. Every Monday, we had a speed quiz. 25 equations, 1 point for right answer, -0.5 point for wrong answer, no points for blank. 1 minute to complete. Started off the year with one type (addition, subtraction, multiplication, division). Then a mixture of two, then all four.
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Mari trying her best to massage wrinkles into Kirsche's brain, but it's too damn smooth.
can't blame her - Mari brain doesn't even use human logic to Math the numbers. I don't know if even intelligent aliens can understand her thought process
I'm actively losing braincells listening to Kirsche trying to comprehend math
Don't let her learn about discrete mathematics.
@@livootherworld5756 I contemplated self-game end when i was taking discrete maths, I dont want to know how she would handle it
@@ab2aasd my friend is doing discrete mathematics at university and that's how I came up with it.
@livootherworld5756 I'm taking it right now and I'm dreading my continued existence.
@@livootherworld5756 Discrete mathematics was my JAM back in the day!
Kirsche Verstahl and MariMari_EN two of the internets greatest contemporary philosophers, They're both wonderful.
Kirsche: No math thoughts. Only Butterdog.
@@wherethetatosat I put the butter on the dog, da buttah dawg, got the dog wit dah buttah.
😂😂
If Mari Mari had a Filian avatar she would have fallen over so many times trying to explain this to Kirsche
Kirsche giving off dog whisperer vibes in this one
lol
There’s a single slide whistle shared by both their brains.
Lol
0:13 do you hear it? The ceiling bird?
uh oh.. Is mari melanated?
Crying and shaking rn
You can literally hear Mari’s braincells rapidly explode
Kirsche is absolutely precious
omg poor Kirsche, she tried so hard.........🤣
and got so far
@@bluemew22 lmao
marimari_en being titled instead of doing the tilting is wild.
Watching the Conspiracy Fox Waifu fail at simple math problems and elementary school math tricks hurt my brain.
@@tempestinateapot2987 trying to keep up with politics(and poeple in general) takes up a lot of bandwidth, its no surprise she has nothing left for practical stuff.
@@Doesitmatter_01 I don't think it's a decent excuse.
Deep thoughts with Kirsche: "One through ten is all of the numbers, before you get into the bigger ones." (6:40)
I never thought marimari_EN would be the one to scream “THIS IS AMERICA” to kirsche lol
I'm glad that I grew up being told to just memorize the multiplication table.
youtube is lacking in marimari_en clips, this honorary gooner needs to be all over our feeds.
Kirsche needs to marry a very VERY smart himbo.
Says "Oh my God, i have nine fingers up!" How many fingers do you have up on your left hand "Three, because thumb isn't a finger!" Does she have mutant right hand?
It's a good thing she's cute. Watching Kirsche's two remaining braincells fight for third place, trying to understand a grade school math trick is physically painful.
Mari's bloodpressure audibly increasing.
mari flip flopping during the tutorial makes it more confusing and funny, LMAO
I love these two goobers. Two of my favorite yappers 😂
This is the same fox girl who discusses DEI & BRIDGE.... 🤣😂😅
Look at it this way, cats don't know physics and they don't solve for Y but they can still catch a bird in flight by calculating its trajectory.
It was funny seeing someone younger than Kirsche trying to teach her math. That's adorable. 😂
Kiddo MariMari_EN trying to teach her Fun Aunt Kirsche things she learned in school
This makes me feel better about my math skills lol. Kirsche, you don’t need a himbo at this rate
Kirsche should be supervised at all times. Just for her own safety.
That's actually a really good model you have, with the glowing dichromatic eyes.
I like it as well, the black coat too, makes that smiley, teef'd cat mouth pop so much, too. Very appealing design.
Ya'll have no idea how relieved I was that kirsche didn't have to fight with Marimari_en about her not knowing Right from Left
I love bimbo Kirsche.
You are always so much fun to be around Mari Mari EN and Kirsche ❤️ 💓 💖 💕
About halfway through that, I was really starting to wonder if we were going to get a "Kirsche is polydactyl, CONFIRMED!" moment 😆
Y'know generally foxes are considered crafty and smart and goldfish are mostly thought of as not too bright but I think we should reassess...
My idiot way of multiplying by 9 is to first multiply by 10 and then go -X, so 4x9 is (4x10)-4, and my idiot way of multiplying by 5 is to multiply by 10 and then divide by two (10x7)/2. I just add a zero at the end and go from there, faster than lead poisoned brain can normally multiply lol.
🤝
And if you need ×6 to ×8 just add on in the ×5... ez
I have found my idiot people 🙆🏽♂️
I do the same. 6x is just 5x + x, but on 7x and 8x my brain locks down.
Find a method that works for you, no reason to overcomplicate and call yourself an idiot
So it’s probably just me, but these two have such mom and daughter energy it’s kinda wholesome in a very weird and ‘special’ sorta way.
By special I mean Kirsche’s brand of special. Short bus special. Velcro straps on her shoes special. Reflective vest and crash helmet cuz she’s got some balance issues and tends to fall over when she runs special.
That was a good one, thanks Derek.
brain damage ASMR
This is brilliant chaos and idiocy.
So much effort for 1 single number in the 10xs table. Impressive!
I feel like Kirsche did to Mari what Mari did to Pippa.
OH YEA LETS GOOOOO
!!!!
For me, I learned the Column Trick. Write out each number 0-9 in a column then write each number 0-9 next to them but in reverse.
09
18
27
36
45
54
63
72
81
90
Each row represents the number you are multiplying x9.
Kirshe my favorite bimbo
I think i can count on one hand the vtubers i would trust with math questions
tis short!
Wow, I've never heard of that finger trick before. I always just did it "manually" in my head by swapping the 10 digit up and the 1 digit down each time, sorta like moving number dials. That's pretty cool though. I can see why that would be taught in a school. XD
Reclaiming the swamps ''chefs kiss''
Bless this silly fox woman
Mari: The numbers Kirsche what do they mean
Kirsche: I dont know anything about damn numbers
Ey!new mari and kirsche vid!
Thanks Derek!
Bro I struggle with math too, but this power level is beyond anything I've ever seen
I don't qualify as a Himbo, afraid I'm not dumb enough.
But I do know how to build a porch deck.
Mari's trick is REALLY weird, just do: 10 * number - number = number*9
Way easier.
@@KingAwesomeOutputs or just be like me and realize every 1-9*9 multiplication has digits that add up to 9.
10x - x = 9x
@@yumin_pluto558 that's literally what they're talking about in the video. Are you as dense as Kirsche?
@@XpVersusVista chat reflects the streamer after all
@@yumin_pluto558 that also only works up to 9, the (10*x)-x rule works for any number, made even easier when you realise what you're really saying is take x, stick a 0 on the end then -x from it
People think about multiplication like that?? I just rawdog it
Haven't laughed this hard while losing this many braincells in a while.
the combo of a dumb student and a dumb teacher isnt working out
Kirsche… 10:23 the thumb is a finger!
She’s not too bright but I love her anyway.
The real trick for multiplying by nine is you hold up your hands and- oh she just got to that nvm.
7:05 don't lie to me, cat
I wonder what happened to her brain in 2009
"Do you READ!?" Yes! I'm good at reading "Do you read right to left? Or LEFT TO RIGHT!?" I read right to left sometimes depending on what I'm reading! "KIRSCHE we live in AMERICA!" I read things not from America sometimes! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH" OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
That was a **trip**, man.
My trick was to minus one from the ones place and add one to the tens place.
so it's 0 and 9
then 1 and 8
then 2 and 7 and so on...
I knew maths before watching this.
I do it as if im doing 5 x 9
I just do 5 x 10 = 50
Then 50 - 5 = 45
bimbo? no, i just spent too much time with the singing bass.
"Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry
Be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry
Be happy, don't worry, be happy now"
4:53 god I love Mari's accent coming out
The easiest trick is just multiply by 10 and then subtract the number that's not 9 so 8×9 well do 8×10=80 -8=72
Wholey cow!!! There’s no way!!! 😂😂😂
13:19 broke me so hard! We were getting somewhere aaaaaaaaand… 😂
Ohhhh that hand trick's pretty cool. I have my times tables stamped into my brain though and only rarely does one slip my mind
I CAN'T DO THIS! MY MATHEMATICIAN BRAIN CANNOT HANDLE THIS! I can't tell if school failed Kirsche or if Kirsche is just that dumb. 😅😅😅
I know a way easier trick to multiply by nine:
number * 9 = (number * 10) - number
so for example:
2 * 9 = (2 * 10) - 2 = 20 - 2 = 18
5 * 9 = (5 * 10) - 5 = 50 - 5 = 45
7 * 9 = 70 - 7 = 63
It's faster because to multiply a number by 10 you only need to add a zero to its back and then you just simply subtract from a nice round number a single digit
Wow I could here her brain scream, when teaching kirsche
Loved the drawing of the hands
This trick and ones like it is so satisfying. It's why 9's one of my favorite numbers.
Edit: Mari's trick. The one with the fingers makes my nose bleed.
Edit Edit: Never mind, I understood it immediately when my big-brained goldfish princess oshi MariMari Underscore EN explained it. I was confused by the way the strange cat did it.
I’m nyot a cat.
Even i got confused at the hand thing when she was describing it
I could hear Marimari_en's blood boiling during that whole thing it was hilarious
This video is physically painful, thanks😂
I never though I could relate to Kirsha so much with mental math
"We're taking it back"
This girl watched Jay and Silent Bob didn't she?
Mari has the patience of a bear on amphetimenes
kirsche searching for a himbo for a soul mate is fitting haha
Bruh my teacher just gave me a chart and said memorize it💀
A real trick to multiple by 9 is, you add a zero and subtract the base number. IE 3 x 9, take 3, and a zero so 30, minus 3, 27.
Is part of MariMari's brand just sounding like she's constantly drowning in xanax 😂 I love it. She's so chill.
As a numbers kid, this is giving me a good laugh 😂
0:14 I can hear it... the beep...
Kirsche is like me when it comes to math.
MariMari_en knows what she's talking about. I used the number 9 trick to get through math class in university, I was bad at math in high school.
so SMRT!
infinitely more complicated than multiplying by 10 and subtracting your original number.
8x9 is the same as 8x10 - 8
Ngl I was getting confused as well. Also because I am trash at math and excel at reading 😂
Bring Bimbo Back!!!
She really needed a picture
If you don't have 9's or any sinfle digit memorized, then you tell the person to go from 10 ans subtract. So 6x9 is rhe same as 6x10-6x1.
The same trick works for things like 12, but adding instead. 6x12 is the same as 6x10+6x2.
I myself don't need to use this trick until numbers above 12. When I was in middle school they made us try to memorize up to 15, but most people struggle with 13 ans 14 without breaking them into more steps.
idk what it is but listening to mari trying to help kirsche with the 9x table heart soo much the best way to find out is to just think of the 10 table and then subtract by 9 to find your answers.
0:45 but aren’t Bimbos statistically happier?
The thumb is a type of finger. There is basically no situation where it makes sense to not consider it a finger.
Simpler way is just to do 9 * 9 = 81 is by just doing 10 * 9 - 9 = 81 with your inner voice. That said way people think is different so math tricks aren't universal. It's entirely possible some are bad at math tricks but still good at math with their own methods.
But that basically works JUST for 9 * 9. It's not as effective for all multiples of 9 which is the point of these tricks, they're supposed to be more generally applicable.
The formula is (n * 10) - n = n * 9
I credit my speed with simple equations to my 6th grade math teacher. Every Monday, we had a speed quiz. 25 equations, 1 point for right answer, -0.5 point for wrong answer, no points for blank. 1 minute to complete. Started off the year with one type (addition, subtraction, multiplication, division). Then a mixture of two, then all four.