Just started watching Russell, can't get enough, makes you laugh at yourself, wish I could do the Chinese accent, live the Indian pearant????? Somebody going to ger hurt!!!! 😉 😂 🇬🇧
Today we were discussing a business contract between an Indian company and a Chinese company, it took us 10 hours, we've signed it 1:30 AM A freaking M! So i had to show them this video, even though it was a very formal meeting. Needless to say the whole conference room was laughing like crazy, especially after our 10 hour negotiation!=)
what about a Korean or Japanese mimicking Chinese accent ? I know these 3 languages are vastly different, but they share the same phonetics, L = R, B = V, and even the accent etc....
This is my all time favourite Russell Peters mimicry. Cannot get ever tired of this piece of highest level of creativity, perfection, and comic performance.
Being half chinese, I still gotta say, man, your jokes are hilarious even if I've heard them 20 times, you are legendary and whenever I get stressed in life, your vids cheer me up. Big thanks for being a legend!
HAHA me too! So I'm at work just sitting at my desk doing as little as possible, when all of a sudden I hear Russell Peters in my head doing his Chinese accent! I figured that I am either going (or have gone) crazy or it's my internal telling me to watch some Russell Peters because I need a good laugh or I really will go crazy.
Immortalized1 Yes, you are correct. However, Jamie Foxx is the total entertainer and performer. He can do all the voices and celebrities. Then he will add playing the piano and sing. Also, he can Mimic the singers .
I'll never forget the first time my Chinese friend told me about this skit. First time I ever heard Russell and been a fan ever since. Still hilarious!
For a thing of 10 dollars, the Chinese will price it at 1000 dollars first and, if you bargain, they will offer you a discounted price at 500 dollars :D
I've been there. I've asked the price for a counterfeit Football jersey, which normally costs 95-100$ (including shipping charges), but that guy said 200$
I first saw a video of Russell Peters’ Comedy Now show 20 years ago when I was in college. Yesterday I made a purchase somewhere that happened to come out to $34.50, and I couldn’t stop chuckling to myself as I was paying.
Russell Peters' *Comedy Now* set is one of the all time best stand up comedy sets - ever. I've watched it at least a couple dozen times, and it kills me every time. This popped up in my suggestions and I HAD to stop what I was doing and watch this bit once more. And crack up laughing - once more. "Noooooo!" 😂😂😂 👍👍👍
This just happened to my mom last friday! Hilarious haha we're Chinese-Filipino by the way. The pain in my mother's eyes when she couldn't even get the price to budge - priceless. HAHAHA I think asians in general are cheap LOL Hahaha *You give me 30 dollars, I close down.*
I go to pacific mall all the time and ive been in this situation so many times and it always reminds me of this bit. Im also indian too which makes it funnier.
I'm Vietnamese Chinese Canadian and one time I was angry at a now ex friend and I went all "noooooo" in a serious way But seriously yeah us Chinese love to stretch the o in no. When we're angry we are angry
This is still funny in 2018. This is actually the bit where I discovered Russel Peters. There was this kid in my school who was a big fan, and he impersonated him for a class activity, did the bit and had us all cackling. Memories. :')
Haha😂🤣 this is sooo relatable ! You did the action and accent perfectly, Russell! Im a Chinese Indonesian. I can honestly say this is a general behaviour of Chinese, as an overseas Chinese ! Very true indeed 😆 Thats why when we run businesses back home, we don’t want to have that much of another Chinese customers and Indian customers but preferably buyers from other races ! Lol 😂
Hey man that stuff is actually true. My personal experience, once i needed a set of insulated screwdriver, i went to that Chinese shop in town and i spot a kit branded KSTool which was about 37 USD, I told them i don't have the money now but next time i come, i will take it. After freaking 2 days i came back to that Chinese store and guess what, the freaking 37 USD screwdriver kit old price was cross with a freaking marker and a new price was written. Now its about 62 USD.
*Lady Voldemort* I guess he practises a lot by doing voices and facial expressions of certain races. This why he’s so good at it. Practice makes perfect!😉
Me included! I remember my friend from Canada sent me a message on MYSPACE lol. Telling me look him up on TH-cam. I did and that whole show came up. I was already a fan of Eddie Griffin, Kat Williams etc man I WAS ROLLING!
The reason why people don't hate on Russell for doing accents is because he does them so damn well and genuinely Respect.
Just started watching Russell, can't get enough, makes you laugh at yourself, wish I could do the Chinese accent, live the Indian pearant????? Somebody going to ger hurt!!!! 😉 😂 🇬🇧
His crowd is really diverse. The key is he makes fun of everybody, including himself.
@hireshi-azu
You must be really fun at parties
@hireshi-azu it doesn't really work that way. As long as you're funny, you can make fun of anybody.
It's not just that he seems like a nice guy as well.
50 years from now, this bit by Russell will still be legendary.
It's perfection
50 year a lot of time!
"I sell you thirty today, tomorrow you come I close down." 🤣🤣🤣
Close up better
@abdus salam Also in Singapore and Indonesia hahaha
its fhirty !
It’s “crose” down.
FN hilarious man😅
Im a chinese and Ive never laugh so hard in recent years
@Buddy laughed**
When he used to be good
the hell u are
@@tajwarjamil6186
Rmfao**
So glad you have a sense of humour too many softies these days. Just laugh its very funny
I'll never get tired of this it's too relatable and hilarious
Today we were discussing a business contract between an Indian company and a Chinese company, it took us 10 hours, we've signed it 1:30 AM A freaking M! So i had to show them this video, even though it was a very formal meeting. Needless to say the whole conference room was laughing like crazy, especially after our 10 hour negotiation!=)
Владимир Бадалян 😂😂
hahaha, what a perfect time to show this! Hopefully there will be more cooperation and business between the two countries in future.
What a smart move 😂👏🏻
N Kumar I swear I read this exactly at 1:30 AM
Мощный ход бро 🖒😃
Honestly this is the best anyone can go near to mimicking Chinese accent 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Infinite Being How do you know?
what about a Korean or Japanese mimicking Chinese accent ?
I know these 3 languages are vastly different, but they share the same phonetics, L = R, B = V, and even the accent etc....
@Infinite Being his name is Muslim and middle eastern, and his skin is not black, so he's from the middle east, north Africa, or Central Asia.
Hongkie accent
Check out Godfrey. He also does a good Chinese impersonation.
This is my all time favourite Russell Peters mimicry. Cannot get ever tired of this piece of highest level of creativity, perfection, and comic performance.
how.... how does this never get old?
muscleandmath
Because people never change 😂😂
As a Cantonese Chinese who lives in the States, this sounds legit!!!!!
In china, bargaining is most common things in a deal no matter how big it is.
Seems Indians also like to bargain, they do better...:)
Justin chan ahahahaahha
is that u justin?
yes in China but in Hong Kong, they probably tell you to "do the right thing" too....haha
The chinese and indians regularly try to out jew eachother.
@Infinite Being" Doooooo the right Thing!! "
Being half chinese, I still gotta say, man, your jokes are hilarious even if I've heard them 20 times, you are legendary and whenever I get stressed in life, your vids cheer me up.
Big thanks for being a legend!
You're the best Russell lol.
You've tried other Russells?
Wait there's other Russell?
@@Brandon-dj9cq HELLO MR CAT
No ur the best
Why the lol at the end
"BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!!" LMAOO!
Noooooooo
Hahahaha nooooooo
@@IrenaDeacon Firty Fife dowlas!
I would go around my whole life with that accent if I could.
Vishnu Dakshin I can
Amos chan lol
Same
HAHA me too! So I'm at work just sitting at my desk doing as little as possible, when all of a sudden I hear Russell Peters in my head doing his Chinese accent! I figured that I am either going (or have gone) crazy or it's my internal telling me to watch some Russell Peters because I need a good laugh or I really will go crazy.
Not in America
he acted really chinese -- cantonese part of china
tru northern chinese ppl r much chiller lol
@@jenniferyu2828 is it because it's colder in the north? Lol
Theo McDowell ba dum tss
Lol
@@SM-dt3xo is it? 🤔😆
Saw it 100 times and still legendary.
I need to go see one of these shows! Russell Peters is the best comedian.
Trevor Hering ...I don't know about the "best" my man, He's funny for sure, but Dave Chappelle is the best these days*
Immortalized1 can you give a link of his best video .I don't know him.
Nope. Harith Izkandar is the best
Burr, Peters, and Chappelle are all great.
Immortalized1 Yes, you are correct. However, Jamie Foxx is the total entertainer and performer. He can do all the voices and celebrities. Then he will add playing the piano and sing.
Also, he can Mimic the singers .
I'll never forget the first time my Chinese friend told me about this skit. First time I ever heard Russell and been a fan ever since. Still hilarious!
My dad is Chinese, and he says his accent is perfect!
So ur dad is Chinese
And that's make u....
@@vanhalen4life1 Korean
your dad is Chinese but you ain't????????????????
@Harsh Rana Rajput of course captain obvious Sherlock Holmes
Absolute classic!
This is my fave Russel Peter's clip
he did the accent thing pretty amazing 😂😂
Still the best skit he's ever done, I come back to this video often lol
BE A MAN, DO THE RIGHT THING is something I randomly say all the time. Nobody gets its tho
That mall he describes is 20 minutes from where i live, Totaly ACCURATE!!!
Felix Cruick - your sexiness is shocking
Markham
lol oh man, he's so good with accents
For a thing of 10 dollars, the Chinese will price it at 1000 dollars first and, if you bargain, they will offer you a discounted price at 500 dollars :D
I've been there. I've asked the price for a counterfeit Football jersey, which normally costs 95-100$ (including shipping charges), but that guy said 200$
I said, "Brother, are you serious? I can instead buy the original for 95$"
:D
It's unfornately very true. Most merchant would offer you a 50% off themselves if you just start to walk away. 😂
@@BhaskarSinhaRZ They will reply: " then u go buy the original lo". XD
i am a chinese ethnic and i find this true + funny
bullshit
han?
His impressions are so perfect..
"Be a man! Do the right thing!"
actually, he was helping the customer. He was warning the customer that he might increase the price for his behavior.
In 2010 I watched this first time and laughed like crazy. In 2019 I am watching this again maybe 100 times, BEST COMEDIAN OF THE AGE!
Yeah i grew up watching him
He nailed the freaking accent so well.
I first saw a video of Russell Peters’ Comedy Now show 20 years ago when I was in college. Yesterday I made a purchase somewhere that happened to come out to $34.50, and I couldn’t stop chuckling to myself as I was paying.
The same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago hahahaha
I've watched this over 100 times I never stopped laughing 😂
This is hilarious. Anyone can relate to this. His mannerisms are sensational.
I seen this video for 4 times just to laught at his mimicry of chinese accent.
Similar to Việt also...
Russell Peters' *Comedy Now* set is one of the all time best stand up comedy sets - ever. I've watched it at least a couple dozen times, and it kills me every time. This popped up in my suggestions and I HAD to stop what I was doing and watch this bit once more. And crack up laughing - once more. "Noooooo!" 😂😂😂 👍👍👍
Still hilarious as hell as 12 years ago
this is the best show of Russel Peters
one of the best
no
Be a man
This just happened to my mom last friday! Hilarious haha we're Chinese-Filipino by the way. The pain in my mother's eyes when she couldn't even get the price to budge - priceless. HAHAHA
I think asians in general are cheap LOL Hahaha
*You give me 30 dollars, I close down.*
Jerome Joz *you give me 30 dollars, I close down
I give you [the price] of 30 dollars, I close down.
Asians are not cheap
They are not fortunate enough to establish colonies like france england etc
did.They have been sucked up dry.
This is one of his best performances !!!😂😂
That was one of the best Impressions I've ever seen! ^_~
On point chinese logic & accent! Ahey🤣🤣🤣
I've watched this several times and still laughing my ass out! :D
this is literally the BEST SHOW ever. I watched it 15 years ago and still cant get over this...
Still the best joke he made.
347 people didn't do the right thing
They weren't men
Lmao
@0 0 they didn't have.... Firty Fife dowlahs
@0 0 lol
I chose to like you comment since I did the right thing
I started watching this then thought, ‘ahh, I’ve seen this one.’ Still watched it & laughed though
This is one of his best, watched 20 years ago, still very funny
I go to pacific mall all the time and ive been in this situation so many times and it always reminds me of this bit. Im also indian too which makes it funnier.
This just popped in my head from years ago 😂😂😂
Absolutely one of my favorite of all time
Russell Peter's Chinese skit is the best. I never get bored of this skit.
I'm Vietnamese Chinese Canadian and one time I was angry at a now ex friend and I went all "noooooo" in a serious way
But seriously yeah us Chinese love to stretch the o in no. When we're angry we are angry
I can't stop watching this. I laugh so much every time! 😂😂😂😂😂
I have watched Russell comedy for years and never get bored, he is the only comedian I am following
This is still funny in 2018. This is actually the bit where I discovered Russel Peters. There was this kid in my school who was a big fan, and he impersonated him for a class activity, did the bit and had us all cackling. Memories. :')
Even after watching this gig 50 times...i break out at ' hey, be a man!!'
as chinese i certified this is so tru and funny omg i was exposed
This is spot fuckin on!!! chinese here
26 people didn't do the right thing... BE A MAN! 🤗🤗
As a Chinese person this bit never gets old!
We are lucky to experience your comedy. Absolute legend!
That's the best of Russell Peters 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elizabeth Joseph (“This is) the best (from) Russell Peters!”😊
That's gotta be the best impression and mannerisms of an Asian shopkeeper, unbelievable! 😂
"Firty-five dowlahss"
Nooooo. Firty fouuuu fifty
@@ryanpulliam8987 Be A Man!
@@faderhead DOOOO DA RIGHT FING!
This cracks me up so hard. This imitation is amazing 😁😁😁
Finally you made it to TH-cam.
you are kidding right? lol
hello
you are the best man ... love your shows since Outsourced ...keep 'm coming
What an amazing comedian man. This story doesnt get old at all :)
Gold. Watching again in 2022!
This is my favourite clip of Russell..be a man😂😂😂
Haha😂🤣 this is sooo relatable ! You did the action and accent perfectly, Russell!
Im a Chinese Indonesian. I can honestly say this is a general behaviour of Chinese, as an overseas Chinese ! Very true indeed 😆
Thats why when we run businesses back home, we don’t want to have that much of another Chinese customers and Indian customers but preferably buyers from other races ! Lol 😂
i have watched this for over 50 times still laugh
Russell jokes will never gets old. Legend there.
Surprised it’s 2023 and it’s still on TH-cam😆
When a unstoppable force meets a immovable object
"Be a man, doooooo the right Thing."
Lights up mood everyday.
This is one of the best stand ups of all time
"todayyoucometomrrow i close down"" i lost it
His accents are the bests
chaoticly (best)!😊
One of the funniest men in this world. 💕
Thanks Russell for making us laugh. Love you!
Hey man that stuff is actually true. My personal experience, once i needed a set of insulated screwdriver, i went to that Chinese shop in town and i spot a kit branded KSTool which was about 37 USD, I told them i don't have the money now but next time i come, i will take it. After freaking 2 days i came back to that Chinese store and guess what, the freaking 37 USD screwdriver kit old price was cross with a freaking marker and a new price was written. Now its about 62 USD.
hollow kaizer lol wow
Even his facial expressions turned like a Chinese person. This dude is extra talented!
*Lady Voldemort* I guess he practises a lot by doing voices and facial expressions of certain races. This why he’s so good at it. Practice makes perfect!😉
“Ok one sec, I talk to my wife, one second, thank you” 😂 1:33 kills me every time!
the accent thoooooo i cried lfmaoooooooo
His mimicry was on Point😂👌
From this video only lot of people knew about russell peters
Me included! I remember my friend from Canada sent me a message on MYSPACE lol. Telling me look him up on TH-cam. I did and that whole show came up. I was already a fan of Eddie Griffin, Kat Williams etc man I WAS ROLLING!
The I will have to close down tomorrow was dead ass accurate
Gotta love how he can do these many accents with such authenticity
Nice job, that really sounds like Canto accent rofl
Oh my goodness, still funny to this day 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 I miss when you were on tv
This really reminds me my Taiwanese landlord.
I can tell without experiencing this myself that it's pretty accurate:)
Just hilarious!!
This is the best episode i saw.
That's a real life example! 😌🤣👍
I worked with Indians and Chinese at trade shows. All true! 😂😁