Whenever Matt says "I've been studying..." you know he just listened to the first 10 minutes of an audiobook and then just breezes the rest in his own head hahaha.
I kept on hearing Floyd instead of Freud. And all i pictured the whole time was Floyd Mayweather talking to a whole bunch of hysterical women in a room lol
I used to not understand when people talked about relationships but now I've been in a relationship for 3 years and I feel as time goes on I will only relate more.
Having protective jealousy is a good thing. Western culture has convinced men that it's somehow a bad thing. You should be jealous and protective over your girl.
Eh, not really. Jealousy doesn't have any positive impact, it's a weak and insecure feeling. Women like confidence, jealousy isn't confident. Having limits and standards is very different from jealousy. I'd never stay with a woman that cheated on me, but I also won't poison my relationships with little-dick energy jealousy. Jealousy also plants ideas in people's heads.
😂😂😂 how did I end up back here in the comments days later and my own comment is the last one I see😂😂. And I am dying listening to my shaman. I cant believe i jumped teams as a Dawg of "Shat Nation "!! But after the special and the last week or so the pool of my shaman is too strong😂😂. Ps. Hi shane
Yo we gotta give Matt some credit. He is a dude who has infiltrated girl brain and it’s hilarious as he tries to reason it out and make sense of the nonsensical 😂
Shane, you don’t need therapy for your arguments with your girl. I go through the same exact stuff when you were explaining your arguments I was like holy cow that is literally what I’m going through right now. The hypocrisy they can say whatever they want there is no limits and you just gotta take it or you’re the bad guy But if you just say one thing back that they do wrong it’s like oh I’m trying to put her down, etc. it’s so frustrating brother I am right there with you really grind my gears, and whenever you hear about the X that was jacked, it is a terrible gut sick feeling. This just goes to show this modern way of dating is not how it’s supposed to be we are supposed to find a woman that is pure and be with her for life and that is why women are able to pair bond with the guy they lose their virginity too, and then just a few guys after their ability to pair bond is gone.
I'm a white guy who fortunately thrives in the black environment. the best feeling a man can experience is a black man or women complimenting your dance moves and getting the ayys
I have a good one. I make a peach habanero bourbon glaze for my pork ribs. Brought four racks to a cookout on Lake Merritt in Oakland, CA. They were gone in less than ten minutes. Standing there watching 20 black folks just go crazy over my ribs was one of my proudest moments.
Holy shit Matt is onto something, the gym situation literally happened to me like 2 weeks ago. I swear it was almost word for word the same shit I thought “well fuck me I give up” lmao
Matt’s energy is definitely that fed up with the hypocritical girlfriend BS and then you just go on tangents about everything LMAO I get just like that too whenever I got to deal with the hypocritical illogical BS my girl put me through
People look at relationships like a chess game with an opponent when really it should be more like a well oiled machine where you’re both an important and active component so everything stays smooth and everyone stays happy. Also people get with people that they will never actually love and are incompatible with simply so they aren’t alone, and it always works out terribly.
I read this comment and thought what weird retarded thing to say. And then realized it was mine. So high. Although that’s not any dumber than replying to my own message. Masissi corias
@oliverluneau7283 sadly, my best friend is a bum who is still in school. With a degree. A piece of paper really doesn't equate to true knowledge. Someone who truly wants to learn will
Matt, you sound just like me so fed up with the hypocritical illogical arguments you get into with your girl is the same with me. It’s like they think they can say whatever they want whatever comes to mind and you just gotta sit there and say you’re sorry and will do better. But the minute you bring anything up even if you say it the most polite way possible that they do that bothers you all the sudden you’re attacking them and you’re a bad guy and then they get upset and then it turns into a two day thing where things are weird just because you wanted to tell her something simple that she could’ve said OK, or at least something that us men would hear and just say OK babe. Sure no problem I’ll do this or do that different.
I like to believe Handsome Shane exists in the universe where he stayed with SNL
And isn't funny.
Yeah, but he’d be friends with Pete Davidson and we’d only be laughing at his pre-TV stuff.
@@InnerDnessshane rife
Nightmare. No interest
@@sirman6356So true lol, but he'll get there some day
Whenever Matt says "I've been studying..." you know he just listened to the first 10 minutes of an audiobook and then just breezes the rest in his own head hahaha.
Bong backings rings dinga dooing goong
100%
I do the same, but instead of audiobooks are just youtube videos made by virgin dudes like me
“Women need to stop having sexual desires, unless it’s for me.” 20:54
Yes.
Correct
Based
Real
Word
15:15 Matt thinking Draco’s friends’ names’ are Gilfoyle and Crabtree 😂
I kept on hearing Floyd instead of Freud. And all i pictured the whole time was Floyd Mayweather talking to a whole bunch of hysterical women in a room lol
Lmao I did the same thing but with George Floyd.
All I could think of was George Floyd breathing his last breaths under the weight of a cop
@@BeastReview overdosing under the weight of a hero
george freud
i really hope nobody said this im not checking dawg
The amount of “I’ve been studying” from Matt over the years
As a girlfriend to a good dude, it's important that I humble and educate myself. I learn from the shaman.
Mahalo
Simp
Allah willing I will find a bitch like you. Bless you humble bae.
I almost killed myself tonight cos i mouthed the name 'james' and shook my head when they were debating harry potters parents names
True dawg
Fuck I said James out loud too lol
“You fuckin nerd!!” - Shane probably
It's ok, I can name the entire Potter family tree,lol. Parents, grandparents, great grandparents, etc
Don't tell Shane.
I did not understand why people were obsessed with Harry Potter 24 years ago and I do not understand it now.
Matt and his wife are Tariq Nasheed’s worst nightmare lol
Buck status: broken
Dr. Umar
Matts always studying some shit
You haven't looked into super normal stimuli?
@@themacdaddydify 🤓
A true renaissance man
Usually questionable porn from what i’ve gathered
@@V3ryW3LL those are not men! they're just ladies with a penis.
16:52 "affirmative action kicked in for this wizards" 🤣🤣🤣
Holdin my Dawg’s hog while we listen
15:15 Gilf oil and Crab Tree. Lmao 😂
Gilfoil and Crabtree hahahaha those are NFL wide receivers not Crabbe and Goyle 😂
Those Jamaican parties are no joke! I got pregnant at one and I don't even have a womb.
You raised a baby in your peepee bro?
They got little kids fuggin. Like 5 and 6 year olds long dongin'.
Degenerate culture
The daggering dance they do is fraught with risk.
Im pretty sure that is how my dog got pregnant. Too much dominant dong swinging around at those parties.
New to the channel. Literally cannot get enough of this content 🐶
Same
I used to not understand when people talked about relationships but now I've been in a relationship for 3 years and I feel as time goes on I will only relate more.
Im on 5 yrs and this shit really killing me.
In Peepop we trust
Out the gate
“You can’t step up to the streets.”
LMAO
I receive this wisdom with all dawgly gratefulness. Thank you for the dose Peepop
Having protective jealousy is a good thing. Western culture has convinced men that it's somehow a bad thing. You should be jealous and protective over your girl.
Eh, not really.
Jealousy doesn't have any positive impact, it's a weak and insecure feeling. Women like confidence, jealousy isn't confident. Having limits and standards is very different from jealousy. I'd never stay with a woman that cheated on me, but I also won't poison my relationships with little-dick energy jealousy.
Jealousy also plants ideas in people's heads.
@@greyfells2829 inverted logic by Western indoctrination. Jealousy means you care. But men have been convinced that masculinity is "insecure".
@@greyfells2829i dont think "protective jealousy" is supposed to mean "insecurity"
whatever mental gymnastics people need, I guess. If your girl is gonna cheat on you, she'll find a way. No need to sweat that shit.@@enterpassword3313
@@enterpassword3313 dont reply to that cuckold. "OMG you dont let your girlfriend go to suck n fuck parties alone? prude much?!?"
13:54
Thats probably a lot of us, that's why we love the dawgs 😂😂😂
Mat is such a Hufflepuff bro!
Always a sweet treat when peepop uploads
The next psalm from the King Peepop translation is here.
im feelin awfully hungry for a hot dog
BBG blues 🎵
Shane don't you dare feel guilty. It's not racist.😂😂. I feel the same bro . 40 yr old black man
“Gilfoyle and Crabtree” 😂
Crabtree and Gilfoyle 😭
6:31 this right here is Patrice O'Neal Wisdom 101
He actually thought the total opposite.
"unless it's for me..." Gold.
The woman with the rolling pin is how I imagine Gerbies future wife
"I'm not ready for this" hahaha
😂😂😂 how did I end up back here in the comments days later and my own comment is the last one I see😂😂. And I am dying listening to my shaman. I cant believe i jumped teams as a Dawg of "Shat Nation "!! But after the special and the last week or so the pool of my shaman is too strong😂😂.
Ps. Hi shane
cringe, shanw would call you a loser.
@@donaldtrump9626likewise
History and relationship stuff that you guys cover is, not only incredibly interesting but super funny!
The Wild Wild West
Yo we gotta give Matt some credit. He is a dude who has infiltrated girl brain and it’s hilarious as he tries to reason it out and make sense of the nonsensical 😂
Glad I found this channel 😂
The fact these guys will jeopardize their relationships by sharing their private thoughts is such a service to dudedom.
I love these snuff clips
Shane, you don’t need therapy for your arguments with your girl. I go through the same exact stuff when you were explaining your arguments I was like holy cow that is literally what I’m going through right now. The hypocrisy they can say whatever they want there is no limits and you just gotta take it or you’re the bad guy But if you just say one thing back that they do wrong it’s like oh I’m trying to put her down, etc. it’s so frustrating brother I am right there with you really grind my gears, and whenever you hear about the X that was jacked, it is a terrible gut sick feeling. This just goes to show this modern way of dating is not how it’s supposed to be we are supposed to find a woman that is pure and be with her for life and that is why women are able to pair bond with the guy they lose their virginity too, and then just a few guys after their ability to pair bond is gone.
Matt described me. I have a shit of information in my head, but it comes out like diarrhea
Shane calling his lady a "babygirl" is so wrong and just a little right 😅
the way mark says "wait" sounds like a skyrim guard.
Damn Shane’s ripped
you know it's photoshopped right?
@@mr.goldenproductions_0143nah that’s impossible. He’s really that ripped.
Mind blown @@mr.goldenproductions_0143
I'm a white guy who fortunately thrives in the black environment. the best feeling a man can experience is a black man or women complimenting your dance moves and getting the ayys
I have a good one. I make a peach habanero bourbon glaze for my pork ribs. Brought four racks to a cookout on Lake Merritt in Oakland, CA. They were gone in less than ten minutes. Standing there watching 20 black folks just go crazy over my ribs was one of my proudest moments.
@@mjwbulich wow truly a beautiful sight to behold. well done, brother.
The best thing for you is another race complimenting you? Why do white people like you treat black pepple as deities?
@mjwbulich did you get on the floor and lick their shoes clean too?
@@puckered6036honk
Gilfoyle and Crabtree. Lol
BBG= Big Beautiful Goop
What’s up Big Dawgz. Stay Reppin’
The daons is gold
Why do theses guys live my life
4:43 hard R shaman
🗿
Holy shit Matt is onto something, the gym situation literally happened to me like 2 weeks ago. I swear it was almost word for word the same shit I thought “well fuck me I give up” lmao
Never been this early to an upload, lets goooo
Shane needs to get a movie role as a SEAL and get super ripped
Affirmative action for the wizards lmfao
Matt’s soliloquy at 22:11 filled me with dread. The modern world really can be a social hellscape sometimes
Matt’s energy is definitely that fed up with the hypocritical girlfriend BS and then you just go on tangents about everything LMAO I get just like that too whenever I got to deal with the hypocritical illogical BS my girl put me through
Shane looks like Sean Penn in the thumbnail. Shane Penn.
Best clips/edits
Sweet sweet baebae thang
What’s up Big Dawgz. Stay Reppin’. BBG= Big Beautiful Goop.
People look at relationships like a chess game with an opponent when really it should be more like a well oiled machine where you’re both an important and active component so everything stays smooth and everyone stays happy.
Also people get with people that they will never actually love and are incompatible with simply so they aren’t alone, and it always works out terribly.
That interracial couple comment was wild smh lol
I got my woman watching no country for old men as well.!!
All you need to know is exert controll at all times
Thanks for these uploads. Much appreciated.
What a joy
I read this comment and thought what weird retarded thing to say. And then realized it was mine. So high. Although that’s not any dumber than replying to my own message. Masissi corias
Edited- Crabtree n Goyal bro. You’re welcome 😉
PS Gillis definitely Goyal
22:05 she was peking
Saint peepop
Funny how shane has real knowledge on everything and this other guy has some knowledge on everything
They are both smart dudes Shane just has more historical knowledge while Matt has more philosophical knowledge
Its weird when you find out that Matt literally has a Masters in Social Work
@oliverluneau7283 sadly, my best friend is a bum who is still in school. With a degree. A piece of paper really doesn't equate to true knowledge. Someone who truly wants to learn will
@@lawrencegarza9624....finish other peoples sentences?
Funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you 👏@AyToNFTW
Wow slytherin dope
Dawgs, rejoice. Shadow wizard money gang.
Hell yeah, sick 'cast
Matt and Shane are work husbands
Matt, you sound just like me so fed up with the hypocritical illogical arguments you get into with your girl is the same with me. It’s like they think they can say whatever they want whatever comes to mind and you just gotta sit there and say you’re sorry and will do better. But the minute you bring anything up even if you say it the most polite way possible that they do that bothers you all the sudden you’re attacking them and you’re a bad guy and then they get upset and then it turns into a two day thing where things are weird just because you wanted to tell her something simple that she could’ve said OK, or at least something that us men would hear and just say OK babe. Sure no problem I’ll do this or do that different.
Gilfoyel and Crabtree
8:25
I do the same but with Retard-o-tron. It works
harry potters dads name was james i think
Baby Girl SMH
I had a couple of different work wives, but they divorced me.
What’s Harry Potter? Shuffle stuff
Dunning Kruger
gilfoil
Handsome shane 🤤
Matt girl has zero respect for him🤦🤦
14:53
Shanes girl sounds a little suspect...
Jesus christ Matt must be SUCH high maintenance in a relationship.
Shut up lmao
Are they still in these relationships?
Matt can’t get out of his, if they breakup he becomes racist
@@sofialoppe6255 Was Matt married in Paris?
My bae has been snap chatting some dude named mark the better part of a year
Fucking drop him bro
Have fun with the poontang and leave the next time she's annoying
@@anonnona6940 found out he’s Chinese and fat lol
@@anonnona6940that’s a response straight out of maxim magazine lol
@@nicpete492cant trust the chinx dont know what theyre up to
These guys have real life bae?
theyve had different ones throughout the beginning of the podcast and now
Matt’s bae sounds like she sucks lol
No respect for Matt and his mixed race relationship
🐺🧠
Racoon brain?
@@enterpassword3313i think he has ketamine on his mind
nOGorious Peepop
I won't care about ANYTHING
Who tf lied to these two and told them they were funny??