+Kaisergun He's such a hyprocrite. One time I attacked his warriors for being too close to my borders and he portrays me as an evil monster who preys on the helpess when he has like 2 billion nukes waiting to launch.
+Kaisergun Well the real Ghandi did want a violent revolution initially he just didn't have the guns or money. Might explain why he's such a dick in game.
If only the Civ games have the options of marrying the leaders and take over their countries. Imagine Nobunaga Oda marrying Catherine the Great and Elizabeth I.
"Okoolopakanaehokiapehohuanakihakilameiokeiala. Ehoomakukujaoihonokohobeihiannaikehua." Civ 5 translation: The advantage is mine. I will now destroy you.
Catherine - "We have been defeated. That makes me your captive. There are worse fates I suppose." She says that so smugly, and with such a grin. Maybe she doesn't mind being your сука?
wouldn't mind it myself either to crown her as my empress if it were possible! Catherine is deffo one of the greatest leaders, both in Civ and irl. she is Always doing well in every game i played she was in, and in civ 4 she was almost Always the biggest threat if she was in the game. not because she is a backstabber and a clever one at that! XD not a predictable one like Monty but she actually knows when to make her move. and she was just as shrewd irl as in she knew whom to wrap around her fingers to further her own agenda. so yeah ^_^ if you're a powerhouse in the game and manage to wreck her Cossac horde she deffo wouldn't mind being your Empress lol better to co-rule a powerhouse empire than to be dead i say!
Al-Rashid: "I hope that you will take good care of the peacocks." Me: "All these years talking in your palace and you never told me there were peacocks ;-;"
Also if you translate what he said, he is actually being really salty. He just like straight up denies that a mere human could defeat him and that it must have been the work of loke.
This is what Bluetooth actually says in defeat: "What is this treachery? Loki must have been by your side because a normal man alone could not have defeated me"
To add to that, when she declares war she says something like "You've been naughty and you know that. Time to pay" Totally doesn't feel like BDSM, yea, at all
It's interesting to see that most of the 'warmonger' leaders seem to really respect you once you defeated them, while it's the seemingly 'friendly' leaders who wailed about their defeats even if they're the ones who instigated the war xD.
Catherine in Russian: "You have been naughty, and you know it. Its time to be punished." "You have defeated me, and I am your captive. I think, that's not that bad." I bet the other ones are really funny too in their original language. What they say never matches the captions.
Well that is not really fun. Being russian and familiar with history of my country I can assure you that Catherine was pretty naughty. She had many young lovers and she had half-facetious diagnose which is translated as 'uterus frenzy', word for word.
For those who wonder, Augustus Caesar was saying, (rough translation), "My treasury is low, and my soldiers grow anxious. Thus, you must die." Then, upon defeat: "The Gods do not favor Rome. We have been defeated,"
+Isuru Nanayakkara Dude , that was a hoax spreaders due to German porn industry ( yes I have researched this shit) and she died just like a normal person ( yes I also researched that)
Moctezuma is pretty funny because "kakan" means "the cookie" in Swedish. It makes it sound like he's saying "Bring me the cookie, bring me the cookie!"
If you have Greece in your game, kill them immediately. I'm not sure if it's common across all games, but if you just let Alexander do his thing, he allies with every city state and takes over half of the map. If you declare war on him, you might as well declare war on the entire planet, he has so many allies.
Having only recently got Civ 5 my game last night with Alexander (and like 10 others) started last night. to my West is Dido, and south is Alex, everyone else is on other continents. Alex: "Shall we kill Dido?" (I have many deals with Dido) Me: "No" Alex proceeds to settle 2 cities as close as he possibly can to my 3 cities (he now has 5) allies with at least 4 that I know of City-States. I got p'ed off. Me: You're a C*** Alex: Ha, Haha, I might look like a floppy git who licks everybody's arse, but instead they all lick mine. Me: Declares war. Me: Arse kicked. Alex is my number 1 douche in all Civ 5. Attila and Shaka, eat your hearts out, I can deal with you spammers. but Alexander the floppy sunshine boy is a total c***
Rare Black Magic Zulu is the worse, they just keep stealing your technology and their lowered unit maintenance allows them to spam overpowered early melee units.
RenegadeElite101 oh there is a way to make navy power useless: go inland at least 3 hexes deep, then station arties on the edge. it'll be like D-Day if anyone tries to land on that beach
***** True but doing so would cut you off from expanding to the rest of the map and cripple your science (and possibly gold) production. Navies are pretty OP when you think about it.....good think I can rely on Ghandi's nukes.
RenegadeElite101 actually, it depends. if you're playing on something like continental and archipelago, having a strong navy is essential, but when you play Pangaea (or any land-centric maps), the importance of a navy becomes extinguished since you can just go inland and usually still profit from it
Catherine the Great was a notorious flirt, practically everything she says is flirty (except the yes/no trade bits) I believe officially she had 11(?) partners, and most of them were noblemen and leaders. It is however inevitable of German born leaders. Have you see the way Merkel looks at Putin? (giggles maniacally)
I like the amount of personality they put into all of these leaders. You often think to yourself that a person like Gandhi would NEVER declare war on you, but for the sake of gameplay they have to make him do it. But he does it in a way with his face looking like he hates what he's doing.
Gandhi seems to declare war much less often on BNW than on vanilla. I haven't seen him declare war on anyone except warmongers already being piled by other civs - and you could say he is doing it to defend freedom/peace/whatever lol
it definitely helps to be brought into a game where there's nobody wanting your territory. usually that's the main thing that triggers warmongers like Shaka Zulu and Suleiman early game.
Stanislaw Ostrovsky On BNW, Gandhi declared war on me as a last ditch effort to stop me from conquering the world. Cue Field of Poppies. Eventually, I made peace with Gandhi and spared his land and peoples.
She says "You behaved bad and you know that. It's time you pay for that" and then she says "We were defeated... That means I'm becoming your captive. I suppose that it could have been worse"
+Jimmy Yang You have to remember that Babylon was totally conquered and came right back multiple time in real life. He's just really bored of it at this point.
+Jimmy Yang note the subtitles are not direct translations for most of the leaders. I think what he actually said was, "Perhaps now I shall have peace." or something like that.
Harald bluetooth: "Haha i get so tired of this senseless chatting about, lets settle our dissagreements on the battlefield, like real men" "What is the treachery? Loke must have been at your side, since a human couldnt possibly have defeated me"
+killeing According to the wiki his declaration of war message is literally "I have just received a report that large numbers of my troops have crossed your borders"
Isabella's my favorite! She says something like: 'may God have mercy on your soul, for I will not. Prepare for war' And when defeated: 'Very good. I see now God has given you victory and left us to our own fates'
Awesome Alan4ever I think defeat was close to a "If this is God's will, i accept it" or somethin along those lines. Im familiriazed with Spanish, since i speak portuguese.
She first says: "God will probably forgive you, but I won't. Prepare for war." Then she says: "Very well. This is undoubtedly God's will, and I must accept it."
Translation of what Isabella I says: "God will probablly forgive you, but not me. Prepare for war." "Very well, this is without a doubt God's will, and I must accept it"
Eyep... that was the same response I got after I told Moctezuma I agreed to have open borders with him and then proceeded to move my deadly scout into his territory. How dare I.
"I'm getting tired of this useless talk.. We'll settle this on the battlefield!.. Like real men!" Oh Harald. "WHAT IS THIS?.. Loki must have been at your side, for no mortal man could ever defeat me!" oh Harald
The Bismark text for deafeat is completly different from the audio. He says: "Germany is destroyed. I cry for the future generations." Not that bullshit in the textbox.
Yeah he sounds like an arrogant asshole with the text they used. I wonder why they didn't translate it in the right way. Germany is not the only country with wrong defeat texts.
Yeah all the languages say different things from the text for some reason. Idk why they wouldn't just translate it. From the looks of it, a lot of the lines are the same for various leaders so I think some of them are just randomly generated from a list.
"Hands Free to victory"? A wise decision. Also, that joke. Also, what Harald says (though different from what he VERBALLY says) is a rather sweet. That he will await you in the Hall of Heroes. His is also so enthusiatic to fight you.
Catherine's smile upon defeat is quite disturbing, I thought she came after the era of rampant sex slaves.... And Elizabeth, when defeated, probably said, "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with (*#^QW@(*T!!!!"
I once did that to Ashurbanipal, kinda. I defeated him and captured all his cities except the smallest one, and then used several great generals to plant citadels on his border and remove small portions of land in his last city until the city only occupied one space. It was pretty funny. The best part is this was after he allied with me to declare war on all the other civs in that round, so in a sense he kinda had it coming lol
Catherine: "You have behaved very badly, it is time for judgement" "We have been defeated, that makes me your prisioner. I think that is not the worst outcome."
Nobunaga talking in honorary form when declaring war..... Just wrong.... He's a brutal killer. He literally said "fuck you" to everyone he declared war against in real life......
Gandhi should have a background similar to Askia, just with a large metropolitan city burning in nuclear fire instead of a medieval castle burning in normal fire. It would be a lot more fitting than a peaceful view of the Indian ocean.
+Fiilis1 If thats what you get from it, you dont really get old- timey politics, or Catherines personality. She is trying to use the player, to climb back to power
I love how the cutscene for them declaring war gets played immediately before the cutscene of them getting their asses handed to them. It makes it seem like they came up to you talking shit, got punched in the face and started crying.
i like Harald Bluetooth's the best, while the other leaders just sit or stand there all sullen and angry that they lost, harald straight up throws his helmet into the ocean and walks of the screen. a powerful message.
I feel bad for the leaders after I capture their country, seeing them in the sad face, not the self proud face anymore doesn't even feels good, but compassion. I hope I didn't captured Rome and accepted the peace treaty when I played the game, I was such an asshole. D:
Some of the leaders actually look more awesome in 5. Especially the ones on thrones and horses. The upward camera angles actually made the leaders look "powerful" just like their real-life counterparts. :) I mean, look at this Montezuma 6:08 . You feel afraid just looking at that picture! (Compared to the new one who just looks silly instead of threatening) 6's animation quality is beautiful and I have no problems with the cartoony style, but it desperately lacks in composition such as these. It could've been sooooo much better.
I'm german myself so when I played as Austria and My fucking home country declares war on me I was pissed, but France And England were on my side with defensive pacts so it was less of a loss for me. Sadly I'll put it this way:Germany won the battle of the Marne and steamrolled from there on out.
Mr.Derpy Bismarck is a bastard on that game, He was all being friendly to me when I started to expand, but then he and the Celts both arranged war against me
Caesar's little scornful sigh while declaring war in addition to examining his nails makes me laugh way too hard, not sure why. he acts so bitchy and whatever you do, you're wasting his time lmao
Yeah, they all do. I don't know why they couldn't of just did the whole "Neutral Yay or Nay" animation or lines for it, but whatever, I love Civ V anyways.
"Fate is not on your side. Crossing my path with such weakness is a mistake you will not long regret." As he is surrounded by several Carriers and got raided by 7 paratroopers.
***** Got no clue where you heard that load of rubbish. Let's face it, man, people are pricks. The odds of finding anyone who's more hospitable than Harun, arab or otherwise, is a one in a million miracle. Nah. Sorry, but I ain't buying it.
1:35 Bismarck, dont put that face, you started the war 1:58 Whoa, take it easy woman! 2:37 By the grace of my hair your days are numbered! I hate when this shit happens: 2:59 "He said that he is going to fuck you" 3:10 "He said that you have to be nice with your victory" 3:58 He did not take the defeat too well. 4:59 So your spirits will never be vanquished? We will see that after you get nuked... 5:11 "Probably God forgive you" Sorry Isabella, I am atheist. 5:37 So what? Now we start to dance the haka or what? 6:07 No,no, NO!!! Montezuma, it's the third time you declare war on me, I hope you have a bunker, because the cold war became hot. 7:10 Oda Nobunaga says "You are way too close for comfort; my empire requires more living space." You are in the United States, Oda Nobunaga is in India. Fuck him... 7:39 Another one who did not take the defeat too well... 7:52 You have built the pyramids first, Ramesses declare war on you. 8:39 Great, the whale declared war on me. 9:07 Prepare for our arrival. The democracy is coming!
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Gandhi (translated): "You have defeated the innocent and helpless"
Didn't seem too helpless with all those nukes.
+Kaisergun XD
+Kaisergun He's such a hyprocrite. One time I attacked his warriors for being too close to my borders and he portrays me as an evil monster who preys on the helpess when he has like 2 billion nukes waiting to launch.
+Kaisergun Well the real Ghandi did want a violent revolution initially he just didn't have the guns or money. Might explain why he's such a dick in game.
+Brian Edwards Not really true, he never wanted this, where do you have this from?
*You have defeated the innocent and helpless nukes. You monster.
Catherine's all like "So you gonna put the handcuffs on or what? ;)"
IFKR.
You can see she's into that kinky shit
I thought I was the only one who thought she was horny
Oh you're gonna get it, especially after giving me so much shit while I was busy on my conquest.
If only the Civ games have the options of marrying the leaders and take over their countries. Imagine Nobunaga Oda marrying Catherine the Great and Elizabeth I.
The Civilization games are essentially historical crossover fanfiction.
Babylon has declared war on Polynesia Honolulu had been captured by nebuhadnezzar
Moctezuma has defeated George Washington
+flyingkoopa45
Washington: Ghandi Where Are Your Nukes When We Need Them?
Queen Elizabeth declares war on Shaka
America has chosen autocracy.
I love how Harun simply admitted defeat, his last request being of to take care of his beloved peacocks.
Ghengis khan litterally said he's waiting for his execution. If that's not admitting defeat I don't know what is.
Oh boy I sure love the taste of grilled peacock.
@@nebelungcat6117 Gandhi will remember that
Harun: I hope you will take good care of the peacocks.
Me: *razes city*
Meets Askia in 100 BC, sees city burning in background
Meets Askia again in 2000 AD, city is still burning
***** logics
***** and hes still at the same age
***** It's not a burning city, its a power generator.
***** like in civ 3? kek
It's The Great Mosque of Djenne. Funny if you play as Askia and built it yourself.
"Okoolopakanaehokiapehohuanakihakilameiokeiala. Ehoomakukujaoihonokohobeihiannaikehua."
Civ 5 translation: The advantage is mine. I will now destroy you.
Little Rude
Kinda racist just because they doesn't speak English
Just like you, doesn't speak many language
lol
Very well
Harald be like:
*Fuck this shit, I'm out.*
He's like that one guy who's like 'whatever I don't even care about this stupid game' when they lose
He even threw off his headgear
Catherine - "We have been defeated. That makes me your captive. There are worse fates I suppose." She says that so smugly, and with such a grin. Maybe she doesn't mind being your сука?
you had me rolling on the floor
wouldn't mind it myself either to crown her as my empress if it were possible! Catherine is deffo one of the greatest leaders, both in Civ and irl. she is Always doing well in every game i played she was in, and in civ 4 she was almost Always the biggest threat if she was in the game. not because she is a backstabber and a clever one at that! XD not a predictable one like Monty but she actually knows when to make her move. and she was just as shrewd irl as in she knew whom to wrap around her fingers to further her own agenda. so yeah ^_^ if you're a powerhouse in the game and manage to wreck her Cossac horde she deffo wouldn't mind being your Empress lol better to co-rule a powerhouse empire than to be dead i say!
@@DiscusvissenRocken what
She said she want to be your captive
@@carrotizgud9222 what indeed O.O
Al-Rashid: "I hope that you will take good care of the peacocks."
Me: "All these years talking in your palace and you never told me there were peacocks ;-;"
DarkBallYE - Zero G Random i feel bad for the peacocks
hah you probably dont remember this comment but ill post it anyways
me: "don't worry, i will :) i heard peacocks taste great with some fine seasoning"
Do you remember this comment
Caesar just finds it all so tiresome.
'I guess we could go to war... SIGH.'
'Oh, you defeated me... Well, that's sad.'
Hahahaa yeah he probaly had enough of all that shit XD
I like to think he became the leader of Rome from pure apathy.
I could've made up an funny joke about this but... *sigh* Well, I smiled. Thanks.
PG(andhi)SD
That's one of the reasons I play him
I like how Harald of Denmark just throws his helmet into the ocean and walks away
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."
It's like. "Okay whatever. I quit, bye"
Also if you translate what he said, he is actually being really salty. He just like straight up denies that a mere human could defeat him and that it must have been the work of loke.
This is what Bluetooth actually says in defeat:
"What is this treachery? Loki must have been by your side because a normal man alone could not have defeated me"
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No Bluetooth just disconnects
Ironic, since Bluetooth was the man to officially deem Denmark a Christian country
But... why does he speak modern Danish?
@@sagiezov3969 who speaks ancient danish?
Harald Bluetooth is just like "fuck this, have fun" when defeated :D i love it
TRANSLATION:
“What is the treachery?! Loki must have stood by you, because a mere man alone, wouldn’t have defeted me”
Catherie seems a little too into defeat...
Damn Vox bet she would prefer it if you put her in chains ;)
zonicay them crazy Russians...
Damn Vox they gotta stay warm some how right?
zonicay ;)
To add to that, when she declares war she says something like "You've been naughty and you know that. Time to pay"
Totally doesn't feel like BDSM, yea, at all
It's interesting to see that most of the 'warmonger' leaders seem to really respect you once you defeated them, while it's the seemingly 'friendly' leaders who wailed about their defeats even if they're the ones who instigated the war xD.
Logically, the "warmonger" ones understood and resonate with the values of war and combat, thus the respect.
Catherine in Russian:
"You have been naughty, and you know it. Its time to be punished."
"You have defeated me, and I am your captive. I think, that's not that bad."
I bet the other ones are really funny too in their original language. What they say never matches the captions.
Well that is not really fun. Being russian and familiar with history of my country I can assure you that Catherine was pretty naughty. She had many young lovers and she had half-facetious diagnose which is translated as 'uterus frenzy', word for word.
Google for civ wiki and leader names, they often have transcriptions and translations of leaders sayings.
Also Montezuma practically says: DIE DIE DIE
Because the Aztecs are awesome. Thats my ancestors, but they were defeated by Hernando Cortés.....dick
Sarumanish lol even when you are engaged in friendly trade?
@samblaster patiently waiting for time stop
For those who wonder, Augustus Caesar was saying, (rough translation), "My treasury is low, and my soldiers grow anxious. Thus, you must die."
Then, upon defeat: "The Gods do not favor Rome. We have been defeated,"
That Catherine one tho.
Every time I meet her I feel like she wants the D. She never attacks me and even if she has 90% of the continent she is all nice and horny type.
+Isuru Nanayakkara Dude , that was a hoax spreaders due to German porn industry ( yes I have researched this shit) and she died just like a normal person ( yes I also researched that)
htf5555 True
2:00
Sad Bismarck haunts this video.
He should find her in Poland...
7:43
Looks like the Emperor lost his groove.
LOL
Moctezuma is pretty funny because "kakan" means "the cookie" in Swedish. It makes it sound like he's saying "Bring me the cookie, bring me the cookie!"
Your Swedish?
+Sunrise Shine 273
Yepp that's right
+TheOldBearTime "Bring me all the FUCKIN COOKIES!!!!"
Moctezuma, 2016
+The_Pinguinator
XD
+TheOldBearTime Give me the cookie, yeah :P ¨Ge mig kakan! Ge mig kakan!!¨
Well, Catherine doesn't look so disappointed to be my 'prisoner'.
If you have Greece in your game, kill them immediately. I'm not sure if it's common across all games, but if you just let Alexander do his thing, he allies with every city state and takes over half of the map. If you declare war on him, you might as well declare war on the entire planet, he has so many allies.
Amen dude. Alexander is a douchebag.
Having only recently got Civ 5 my game last night with Alexander (and like 10 others) started last night. to my West is Dido, and south is Alex, everyone else is on other continents.
Alex: "Shall we kill Dido?" (I have many deals with Dido)
Me: "No"
Alex proceeds to settle 2 cities as close as he possibly can to my 3 cities (he now has 5) allies with at least 4 that I know of City-States.
I got p'ed off.
Me: You're a C***
Alex: Ha, Haha, I might look like a floppy git who licks everybody's arse, but instead they all lick mine.
Me: Declares war.
Me: Arse kicked.
Alex is my number 1 douche in all Civ 5. Attila and Shaka, eat your hearts out, I can deal with you spammers. but Alexander the floppy sunshine boy is a total c***
Rare Black Magic Zulu is the worse, they just keep stealing your technology and their lowered unit maintenance allows them to spam overpowered early melee units.
Rare Black Magic Dude he is the most strongest general in whole history .
Shit I remember playing as the iriqous (can't spell). Next thing I know America wants open borders. NOPE
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND!??
No truffles for you lad.
Oh crap...um...heh...with a navy like that, how could I say no?
RenegadeElite101 oh there is a way to make navy power useless: go inland at least 3 hexes deep, then station arties on the edge.
it'll be like D-Day if anyone tries to land on that beach
***** True but doing so would cut you off from expanding to the rest of the map and cripple your science (and possibly gold) production. Navies are pretty OP when you think about it.....good think I can rely on Ghandi's nukes.
RenegadeElite101 actually, it depends. if you're playing on something like continental and archipelago, having a strong navy is essential, but when you play Pangaea (or any land-centric maps), the importance of a navy becomes extinguished since you can just go inland and usually still profit from it
Was Catherine II flirting? ...
Robin Wick But actually she died on a toilet, like so many other great men and women.
Close enough.
Yeah, we can manage.
"There could be worse fates, I suppose"
She wants the d
Catherine the Great was a notorious flirt, practically everything she says is flirty (except the yes/no trade bits)
I believe officially she had 11(?) partners, and most of them were noblemen and leaders.
It is however inevitable of German born leaders. Have you see the way Merkel looks at Putin? (giggles maniacally)
I like the amount of personality they put into all of these leaders. You often think to yourself that a person like Gandhi would NEVER declare war on you, but for the sake of gameplay they have to make him do it. But he does it in a way with his face looking like he hates what he's doing.
Gandhi seems to declare war much less often on BNW than on vanilla. I haven't seen him declare war on anyone except warmongers already being piled by other civs - and you could say he is doing it to defend freedom/peace/whatever lol
Matteus Louback I can actually avoid war quite efficiently when I play. I usually aim for a diplomatic victory
it definitely helps to be brought into a game where there's nobody wanting your territory. usually that's the main thing that triggers warmongers like Shaka Zulu and Suleiman early game.
Stanislaw Ostrovsky On BNW, Gandhi declared war on me as a last ditch effort to stop me from conquering the world. Cue Field of Poppies. Eventually, I made peace with Gandhi and spared his land and peoples.
This is what he says while declaring war "I have just been informed that many of our soldiers have entered your borders". I think that's hilarious .
1:16 Spit out the sauce.-Augustus Ceaser
+charles dark (fastspartan667roblox) Probably referring to Caesar salad dressing XD
Catherine is straight up giving the "DO ME" eyes. And if the subtitles are accurate, maybe that's how it was supposed to look...
Starting war - not correct, she calls you naughty
Defeat, correct, expect for ",I suppose" part,
tipoima Yet again, what has the word naughty been used for recently, hmm? BDSM I suppose?
Bob Jones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She says "You behaved bad and you know that. It's time you pay for that"
and then she says "We were defeated... That means I'm becoming your captive. I suppose that it could have been worse"
So yeah, pretty accurate on being defeated
Interesting that Alexander and Napoleon congratulate you.
+Jimmy Yang You have to remember that Babylon was totally conquered and came right back multiple time in real life. He's just really bored of it at this point.
+Jimmy Yang note the subtitles are not direct translations for most of the leaders. I think what he actually said was, "Perhaps now I shall have peace." or something like that.
Wu ze tian said she celebrates ur victory
Napoleon says "i congratulate you for your victory" with a disrespectful tone.
Yeah, it's interesting how they decided that all these famous conquerors will say something like "You have destroyed me, congratulations".
Its alright Harun. Your peacocks will be fine :(
becoming +1 food to my new city HAHAHAHA
PopTartNeko He will not be pleased. XD
Pee Cocks
"Fuck you, fuck this game, im out of here."
-Harald Bluetooth
I love how nonchalant Caesar is when he declares war.
He's just like "Eh, yeah, I'm declaring war on you and stuff."
Harald bluetooth: "Haha i get so tired of this senseless chatting about, lets settle our dissagreements on the battlefield, like real men"
"What is the treachery? Loke must have been at your side, since a human couldnt possibly have defeated me"
Me: You're Right Harold, A Human Can't Defeat You, BUT A THOUSAND NUKES CAN!!!!!!!
Ghandi Has Declared War On Harold!
When Montezuma declares war on you, he says "Die! Die! DIE!" in Nahuatl.
Al Rashid is just like "You can slaughter all my people and take my castle . Thats fine, just please take care of the peacocks."
Harun al-Rashid defeat is glorios, "I hope that you will take good care about the peacocks".
The Mecca should have a unique resourse of peacocks
Yyyyeeeeesssss.
all my yes.
Bluetooth: "Well it's the end of the world, see you in the Sex Heaven"
Oh man does he really say that ? xD
Denmark is awesome x)
louisly no
+louisly ofcourse not. what is your problem?
6:56 "And zero fucks were given that day"
Idk why but there's something incredibly funny seeing Gahndi of all people declaring war XD
Then There is the funny part of when he kills everyone with nukes.
+killeing According to the wiki his declaration of war message is literally "I have just received a report that large numbers of my troops have crossed your borders"
he cant kill even bug and in game he declares war lol!
Isabella's my favorite!
She says something like: 'may God have mercy on your soul, for I will not. Prepare for war'
And when defeated: 'Very good. I see now God has given you victory and left us to our own fates'
Awesome Alan4ever I think defeat was close to a "If this is God's will, i accept it" or somethin along those lines. Im familiriazed with Spanish, since i speak portuguese.
Your translations are shit!
-A Spanish speaker
She first says: "God will probably forgive you, but I won't. Prepare for war." Then she says: "Very well. This is undoubtedly God's will, and I must accept it."
Wu is saying something like "You can no longer offend me" "You are a cunning and competent opponent, congratulations on winning by force"
Translation of what Isabella I says:
"God will probablly forgive you, but not me. Prepare for war."
"Very well, this is without a doubt God's will, and I must accept it"
She stupid!
+Wipit Usyzn That stupid, sexy sexy voice of her tho.
+Wipit Usyzn Well she's Christian.
+PlumWOOD69 *fedora tipping intensifies*
That's cute
_Ximicacan!_ *XIMICACAN!* *_XIMICACAN!!_*
Eyep... that was the same response I got after I told Moctezuma I agreed to have open borders with him and then proceeded to move my deadly scout into his territory. How dare I.
+Trevor Plays Ximicacan, and I don't care. Ximicacan, and I don't care. Ximicacan, and I don't carrrrrrrrrrre!
Montezuma: ximicacan! XIMICACAN! XIMICACAN!
Me: lol I'm Gandhi.
I proceed to nuke Montezuma.
I'm both scared of and aroused by Catherine the Great. I'm scaroused.
I never found her all that terrifying in-game - she's kind of a push-over.
Frank Castle why are we commenting on a 4 year old video?
Does the age of the video matter?
@@FrankCastle-tq9bz boy try 8 year old video
@@jadl8926 Once again, does the age matter?
At Suleiman's defeat:
Terrible! I'm defeated. For the sake of my beard and belly, how could this happen?
Askiya declaring war -> City burns , Askiya defeated -> City still burning
Moctezuma has the most intimidating scene of them all. Skulls and flames and the people cheering in the background
It's a friendly reminder that, if he captures you alive, he's going to cut out your beating heart.
Someone better be paying that messenger extra...
not even to mention the dagger in his hand
@@childishnerd2208 couldn’t they use the 1st or 2nd emperor. Like yea I know he’s famous and he’s tradition like ghandi, but I mean he kinda sucked
"I'm getting tired of this useless talk.. We'll settle this on the battlefield!.. Like real men!"
Oh Harald.
"WHAT IS THIS?.. Loki must have been at your side, for no mortal man could ever defeat me!"
oh Harald
+Arch Dornan welcome to camp navaro
*There are worst fates I suppose*
WHOA WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN
...she wants the D...
The Bismark text for deafeat is completly different from the audio. He says: "Germany is destroyed. I cry for the future generations." Not that bullshit in the textbox.
Yeah he sounds like an arrogant asshole with the text they used. I wonder why they didn't translate it in the right way. Germany is not the only country with wrong defeat texts.
I mean look at Washington and Elizabeth. They didn’t even try for the English leaders
Yeah all the languages say different things from the text for some reason. Idk why they wouldn't just translate it. From the looks of it, a lot of the lines are the same for various leaders so I think some of them are just randomly generated from a list.
I love the leaders that congratulate you if you conquer them, what a way to go down honorably
You have won nothing, strike me down and my spirit shall pursue your soul into the very abyss!
Said something?
B-B-Bismark... we can still be f-friends.
You forget the UwU
Bluetooth just ragequitted.
"Hands Free to victory"? A wise decision. Also, that joke.
Also, what Harald says (though different from what he VERBALLY says) is a rather sweet. That he will await you in the Hall of Heroes. His is also so enthusiatic to fight you.
Lol, Harald actually doesn't mention Valhalla or Asgard in his speech.
+Leonell Valderama not directly, but it is obvious he thinks his opponent is worth that
Kamehameha declares war with dancing ritual.
Catherine's smile upon defeat is quite disturbing, I thought she came after the era of rampant sex slaves.... And Elizabeth, when defeated, probably said, "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with (*#^QW@(*T!!!!"
I was thinking the same thing about Catherine XD
I wonder what happens to them after, you never see them die. I would spare them and give them a tiny island, I feel sorry for them. Especially Shaka.
You can liberate them which brings back the leaders, so I assume they get tossed in prison somewhere.
PhoenixBloodKing
Nah, they're just immortal, I guess they just find a job over at Austria's coffee shops until they get a city back.
I always make reservation cities for my opponents.
My head cannon is they become prisoners or governors for whoever conquered them which is why they are able to be liberated.
I once did that to Ashurbanipal, kinda. I defeated him and captured all his cities except the smallest one, and then used several great generals to plant citadels on his border and remove small portions of land in his last city until the city only occupied one space. It was pretty funny. The best part is this was after he allied with me to declare war on all the other civs in that round, so in a sense he kinda had it coming lol
Honestly pretty surprised that ol' Nabunaga didn't seppuku with one of his 3 bigass swords. Prolly wanted to keep it PG, but still, dissapointing.
I'm gonna declare war against Gandhi!
15 turns later...
Well crap.
let me guess, WERE THEIR WORDS BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
Meerkatmatt2 Yes they were. He was all pacifist one moment then the next he was dropping nukes everywhere!
i spawned in as japan and my city was right next to India,s city xD
***** That''s why when rver me or my pals play ANY Civ game,we dub him Evil Gandhi and do an Allied conquest
kickbutt010 It's a bit of an unspoken rule that if your see an AI Ghandi, you do NOT let him reach the Atomic Era
5:24 okay, I don't know every aspect of Spanish, but I know that "muy bien" does not translate to "all is lost".
What she says is translated to:
"So be it. This is undoubtedly God's will, and I must accept it.
yeah I am learning Chinese and the translations are not all that right
The King of Nipples even washingtons wasnt correct
Yes. It. Meanes. Ferret Not. Ferret. Verrey. Happy
Catherine:
"You have behaved very badly, it is time for judgement"
"We have been defeated, that makes me your prisioner. I think that is not the worst outcome."
Nobunaga talking in honorary form when declaring war..... Just wrong.... He's a brutal killer. He literally said "fuck you" to everyone he declared war against in real life......
GOOSE the Chinese is do derby too. She says, you have offended me greatly, go to the hell God! And the defeat is just bullshit.
To be fair the clan leaders of the Sengoku era tended to be dicks anyway.
Maybe he respects you unlike his real world enemies
But yeah they tried too hard to keep them PG
The voice actress of Isabel is the most cheesy thing I ever see. Trust me, I am Spanish.
Yep
Totalmente de acuerdo. No es Isabela. Suena como mi profesora de latín leyendo texto
Gandhi should have a background similar to Askia, just with a large metropolitan city burning in nuclear fire instead of a medieval castle burning in normal fire. It would be a lot more fitting than a peaceful view of the Indian ocean.
Or have a lot of nukes standing behind him.
Gotta love denmark, how he just walks away
He's like, "oh, well, f*ck it, I didn't want to play with you anyhow!"
Catherine's was surprisingly kinky.
Nebuchadnezzars voice is so fucking awesome, I always want to be his ally.
I kinda wish that they had Oda commit Seppuku if he was defeated.
Sooo, Catherine is like, finally, i get to be your sexslave, i accept :3
+Fiilis1 If thats what you get from it, you dont really get old- timey politics, or Catherines personality. She is trying to use the player, to climb back to power
Fiilis1 A COUGAR? GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SEXY OLDER WOMAN, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR WORN-OUT CHARMS!
Harald Bluetooth is the ancestral ruler of my home. just wanted to put that out there.
Some people are just super excited or proud of their countries dont say no one cares
Isabella says:
"God might forgive you, but not me. Prepare yourself for war" and "Well, no wonder this is what God wants, so I must accept it"
I love how the cutscene for them declaring war gets played immediately before the cutscene of them getting their asses handed to them. It makes it seem like they came up to you talking shit, got punched in the face and started crying.
The fact that Catherine part is the most replayed moment of the video says a lot about us.
CASH DANS L'FALZAR
Augustus Caesar just doesn't care. He even sighs when war is declared
i like Harald Bluetooth's the best, while the other leaders just sit or stand there all sullen and angry that they lost, harald straight up throws his helmet into the ocean and walks of the screen. a powerful message.
TRANSLATION:
“What is the treachery?! Loki must have aided you, because a mere man alone, could not have defeted me..!”
Catherine's defeat lol
I feel bad for the leaders after I capture their country,
seeing them in the sad face, not the self proud face anymore doesn't even feels good,
but compassion.
I hope I didn't captured Rome and accepted the peace treaty when I played the game, I was such an asshole. D:
I had one game where rome wqs hated by everyone... but he also was the one destroying all my friends 1by1 until I was the next.
rage quit hahaha
Gandhi be like "um, I would like to declare war on your civilization now... i-if it's all right with you, I mean"
Harun al-Rashid has got to be the saddest one. He just wants to keep his peacocks.
hard to believe people prefer this over civ 6's animation style
Some of the leaders actually look more awesome in 5. Especially the ones on thrones and horses.
The upward camera angles actually made the leaders look "powerful" just like their real-life counterparts. :)
I mean, look at this Montezuma 6:08 . You feel afraid just looking at that picture!
(Compared to the new one who just looks silly instead of threatening)
6's animation quality is beautiful and I have no problems with the cartoony style, but it desperately lacks in composition such as these. It could've been sooooo much better.
Civ 5's animation style's a lot better to Civ 6's in my opinion. Civ 6 looks silly imo, and I would like to feel intimidated when they declare war..
Civ 6's animation may be better, but characters look way too cartoony.
barduk4 I like civ 5 because they're more realistic, just wish they would be as expressive as the leaders in civ 6.
no it isn't
Alexander: 0:06
Askia: 0:25
Augustus: 0:54
Bismarck: 1:22
Catherine: 1:46
Darius: 2:08
Elizabeth: 2:32
Gandhi: 2:57
Genghis Khan: 3:27
Harald Bluetooth: 3:44
Harun al-Rashid: 4:20
Hiawatha: 4:48
Isabella: 5:10
Kamehameha: 5:36
Moctezuma: 6:05
Napoleon: 6:30
Nebuchadnezzar: 6:46
Oda: 7:07
Pachacuti: 7:24
Ramesses: 7:51
Ramkhamhaeng: 8:13
Suleiman: 8:36
Washington: 9:00
Wu Zetian: 9:24
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I expected the polynesia guy to turn super saiyam
4:05 harold be like fuck this shit
I always shit my pants when Bismarck suddenly yells at me. (I have earphone and high volume)
I'm german myself so when I played as Austria and My fucking home country declares war on me I was pissed, but France And England were on my side with defensive pacts so it was less of a loss for me.
Sadly I'll put it this way:Germany won the battle of the Marne and steamrolled from there on out.
Mr.Derpy Bismarck is a bastard on that game, He was all being friendly to me when I started to expand, but then he and the Celts both arranged war against me
I wish it did for me. It's such exagerrated German... Doesn't even sound real to me. The scariest person for me is actually Boudicca/Bithig.
I love how Harald Bluetooth just rage quits off screen xD
Lots of these are sad, but Shaka's defeat is probably the saddest. He drops his weapons (something he NEVER does) and just looks.... crushed.
Caesar's little scornful sigh while declaring war in addition to examining his nails makes me laugh way too hard, not sure why. he acts so bitchy and whatever you do, you're wasting his time lmao
I always like the defeat lines that congratulate you for beating them. Humility and grace in defeat.
Furious Sherman I'm surprised they made Bismarck so arrogant. He always played it cool.
The disconnection between the subs and what they say feels big.
I never realized this before but the leaders say the same things when they're defeated as when you kill one of their spies. Or at least Germany does.
Really? Their spies must be really important since he says that Germany has been destroyed XD
Eowyn of Rohan Maybe he means in the text box not the actual language quote.
Ohhh I didn't think of that
Yeah, they all do. I don't know why they couldn't of just did the whole "Neutral Yay or Nay" animation or lines for it, but whatever, I love Civ V anyways.
Harun: "Take care of my peacock"
Me: No I am going to burn them! >:D
2:33
Listening to all these foreign languages, then hearing English again was really weird
i can’t declare war on suleiman, he just makes me feel warm inside.
"Fate is not on your side. Crossing my path with such weakness is a mistake you will not long regret." As he is surrounded by several Carriers and got raided by 7 paratroopers.
6:03 ho else thinks that montezuma is not saying what is writing below him?
I wish the subtitles to these were more direct translations of what the characters actually say.
3:00 Studies have shown that this is the last image produced by humans before death. Could this be the face of God himself?
If only all Arabs were as polite as Harun.
What's that even mean? Many Arabs are amongst the worlds most hospitable.
***** Got no clue where you heard that load of rubbish. Let's face it, man, people are pricks. The odds of finding anyone who's more hospitable than Harun, arab or otherwise, is a one in a million miracle. Nah. Sorry, but I ain't buying it.
Ibn Muhammad The good king i must say,though Fateh the conqueror of constantinopel is better :))
1:35 Bismarck, dont put that face, you started the war
1:58 Whoa, take it easy woman!
2:37 By the grace of my hair your days are numbered!
I hate when this shit happens:
2:59 "He said that he is going to fuck you"
3:10 "He said that you have to be nice with your victory"
3:58 He did not take the defeat too well.
4:59 So your spirits will never be vanquished? We will see that after you get nuked...
5:11 "Probably God forgive you" Sorry Isabella, I am atheist.
5:37 So what? Now we start to dance the haka or what?
6:07 No,no, NO!!! Montezuma, it's the third time you declare war on me, I hope you have a bunker, because the cold war became hot.
7:10 Oda Nobunaga says "You are way too close for comfort; my empire requires more living space." You are in the United States, Oda Nobunaga is in India. Fuck him...
7:39 Another one who did not take the defeat too well...
7:52 You have built the pyramids first, Ramesses declare war on you.
8:39 Great, the whale declared war on me.
9:07 Prepare for our arrival. The democracy is coming!
Did catherine hit on you?