@@lgooch Carve is honestly much more terrifying than claw if you think about it. Saying you are gonna claw someones back implies that you are just throwing quick indiscriminate slashes at a person's bac until you write your name But carving your name into someone's back implies that you are gonna hold the person down while you slowly take the knife and precisely write your name. Slow and agonizing
Have you ever noticed people only seem to say they're: A. Garbage or B. Annoying. Occasionally, C. Smurf, but no one really seems to give credit to the people doing well :/
Sometimes I spectate my trash teammates, but even though they are so trash, somehow stuff works out for them. That's annoying af because then they use that as an excuse to them being "good at the game". Like bitch, ur just ducking lucky."
@@ftrctyvreycertcewtcwrgcwef6000 well yeah even if you're not better than someone you can still be luckier than someone that's sucky but reality...im never lucky tho I suck up bad luck almost constantly lol
@@EvermoreUnicorn I'm not OP but thanks for not jumping too the assumption that anyone with the same comment copied it. See it way to much in comments sections
This video is even funnier when you see the video of the kid have cops pull up to what they think is a double homicide but found out it was just a 17 yr old that was playing rainbow 6
Ahh yes, thank you for stating the particular events that occurred in this occasion. My eyesight is way too trash to see the video, so I decided to read your words instead.
yeah, quit and let that SUPER-VILLAIN loose!
*loose
100
James Lucas thanks
911
Yo I lost it after that
*throws off headset* "man! this game sucks!"
"now to hide the body from earlier"
FBI agent : “ Wait wut ? “
I love how there are 306 likes and this is only the second reply.
Isaiah G. There are 339 likes and this is only the third reply.
HeBan Yarbrough actually there are 340 likes and 4 replies
Definitely not me who did that
.......
Yeah I did that
@@isaiahg.409You forgot the period and the format. ANYWAYS
There are 341 likes and this is only the fith reply.
“Imma claw my name in your back” is such a terrifying sentence
He said carve not claw
@@lgooch Carve is honestly much more terrifying than claw if you think about it.
Saying you are gonna claw someones back implies that you are just throwing quick indiscriminate slashes at a person's bac until you write your name
But carving your name into someone's back implies that you are gonna hold the person down while you slowly take the knife and precisely write your name. Slow and agonizing
@@venusstar2963 yea ik
@@venusstar2963 yesssssss yessssss
@@venusstar2963 after carving spray a little bit of deodorant for extra damage
"This is a solo mission"
What is this a horror movie, so the cop with no backup gets killed off by the villain?
Stop
Where's your mustache?
The meme himself who instantly gets so many likes.
I'm gonna curve my name on your back
a little bit late eh?
1:12 when the roach starts flyin
Peoplediewhenthey’rekilled 38 cuh i was high af wen that shit happened to me i was laughing but also so terrified at the same time
So true
Bruckner omfg especially when you don’t know it’s the flying ones
When the wasp lands on ur hand
I'd rather have it be at 1:01, but it's still a good comment.
"my teammates are garbage"
every multiplayer based game in a nutshell.
At least it's true
Mark Kempis yh when you’re going 32-2 and lose with teammates going 6-50, it’s definitely your teammates fault.
@@RekzysTheTitan Solo Queue hits you hard.
Keep it at 911
Have you ever noticed people only seem to say they're: A. Garbage or B. Annoying. Occasionally, C. Smurf, but no one really seems to give credit to the people doing well :/
''My teammates are garbage''
FBI: NOW I REALLY NEED BACK UP SINCE HIS TEAMMATES ARE GARBAGE!!
Lol common sense
This is genius
Hello
6 hours ago? damn
Hello again...
Dont you think youre a little too late like 3years too late
I know
My teamates are garbage, the psycho has already disposed of his friends
Lamaidvdidvdkgd did lambo
Lmao had a stroke
haha i didnt catch that part at first lol
Ahh, yes. I remember my first time setting someone on fire after they wouldn't die from dismemberment...good times.
Castle Cat zzz
Calling 9-1-1
Right here officer this’s the one
Castle Cat yup. Pretty much
Lemme guess... Far Cry?
My fear has always been that the FBI would hear me gaming out of context, and this sums it perfectly.
Imagine someone walking past on the street and seeing Caleb screaming by himself, in his car, with a gaming headset on.
The FBI out here spying on Caleb playing games while there’s a super villain out there punching grandmas
Shout out to my *Nice friend* EQ
@@greatking5259 “my nigga’s name is EQ. That nigga will tie ya up, slide ya kids and sell em to the highest bid. That nigga will punch ya grandma”
Ah, a fellow man with a black pfp. Respect Jeoffry Geff, respect
@@greatking5259 he sounds like a dj who would ruin your favourite song
@@Josh-JTJ Not only do we have black pfp's, but my irl name is Josh aswell. Respect
This is why the FBI doesn’t look too closely at discord voice chats...
godspeedpro lol
Nah that’s because of everyone erping
@@someperson5109 YESSSS
Bruh theyd have ptsd
Good idea
Plot twist: *He's really talking about the murder, the murder of his old teammates*
Even 5 years later this is one of his best vids
"My teammates are garbage!" is probably the most used phrase in online shooters. I'm guilty of using it sometimes.
Nothing wrong with saying it so long as it's true. I have had many trash teammates
Sometimes I spectate my trash teammates, but even though they are so trash, somehow stuff works out for them. That's annoying af because then they use that as an excuse to them being "good at the game". Like bitch, ur just ducking lucky."
@@ftrctyvreycertcewtcwrgcwef6000 well yeah even if you're not better than someone you can still be luckier than someone that's sucky but reality...im never lucky tho I suck up bad luck almost constantly lol
Nah it's " your mom"
Nba 2k20 and any other team based sports game*
Meanwhile people see a man screaming hysterically in his car out of context
Bruh I'm literally seing this comment right above someone who said the same thing but worded differently. Real original.
@@EvermoreUnicorn I dont see that?
@@silver4740 yeah I get it, people get the same ideas.
🤣🤣🤣
Endangered Unicorn literally no comment above that says that at all...
"if i dont get backup i'm quitting" 😂
“Ah yeah, quit *AND LET THAT SUPERVILLAIN LOOSE* “
@@etazeta674 LET HIM LOOSE
0:12 the agent says it's too easy...but then the guy playing the game answers him...he really was a super villain.
he also said stupid
Favorite quote:
"Well everybody else is on vacation, what do you want me to do, call them?!"
The Wandering Writer - The way he said this line took me out!
The Wandering Writer 😂😂😂
Lol mines tooo !!!!!
Lmao
"My teammate is garbage"
"Imma kill you! Outside, in the car, Imma kill you!"
*Death trap from Spongebob starts playing.*
"Hey, um...hey, Arnold?"
Hey Arnold
@@SoRa-re1yd he is Arnold
Someone say my name?
@@TH-camCommenter1st Me. But not exactly directed towards you.
Caleb makes me laugh so hard sometimes I feel like I'm bouta choke.
You like getting CHOKE?😂😂😂
The agents scared screaming had me dying 🤣
th-cam.com/video/P909b1oeFvQ/w-d-xo.html
The real question is why is everybody else on vacation at the same time.
South Koreans do this. It's all about conformity, so one person goes on vacay? Everyone's out
No, the real question is what kind of game lets you chop our opponents legs off?
@@foe3602 real life.
Herogasm
@@foe3602 games with gibbing effects
If he was playing Csgo and his mic disconnected the officer would have heard *”BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED”*
It would be funnier if he said I planted the bomb on site b next to the car
999 likes 😌
Hey this was my comment before i changed it, great minds think alike!
@@EvermoreUnicorn I'm not OP but thanks for not jumping too the assumption that anyone with the same comment copied it. See it way to much in comments sections
Fortnite kid
The guy on the game: My teammates are garbage!
John: OMG ARNOLD THERE’S MORE THAN ONE OF THEM IN THERE!!!!
0:26 Gulg Gulg go Get Him
Sounds Like The FBI Agent Doing Something else Than Doing His Job
"NO NOOOOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE"
that had me rolling
He said no don't come out here
Kai Wright lmaoooo
Kai Wright congrats on 666 likes. Not gonna disturb it, so just pretend I liked it
911th like!
They see me rolling
"I chopped his legs off and he wouldn't die! So I set him on fire"
ANAKIN SKYWALKER INTENSIFIED
ah yes the negotiator
I remember that🤔
Don't ever bring that up
@@anakinskywalkerfullpotenti19 imma throw some sand.
@@wearevenom4121 works everytime
this is definitely my favorite sketch from Caleb, anyone else ?
“No h-he’s not normal”😂
Yeah I Cut His Legs But He Didn't Die...
*SO I SET HIM ON FIRE!!!*
Rpg players be like : *That's it?*
Misery - Stephen King
Haha burn baby burn
Must've been Dying Light or some shit 😂
Caleb has the high ground now
"I chopped his legs off and then he didn't die, so i set him on fire"
Obi wan kenobi: yeah that's what i did
Well what else should I do?
@@obiwankenobi9640 YOOOO! this comment section is lit
Underrated comment
And he still didn’t die
Obi Wan Kenobi
*im a better swordsman*
"I'm gonna carve my name into your back" 🤣🤣🤣
This video is even funnier when you see the video of the kid have cops pull up to what they think is a double homicide but found out it was just a 17 yr old that was playing rainbow 6
"My teammates are garbage"
*Then, the FBI agent started to contemplate his life decisions.*
Nah, then he would scream "THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!?!"
@@Ferri-San fax
@@Ferri-Sanindeed
Huh
@@Ferri-San
Indeed 😂
Scariest experience I ever had
Don’t look at my search history
LOL THATS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN
Does the agent have PTSD from the experience
So if a loli is 5:8 and is 25 she legal right
My guy😂😂
“My teamates are garbadge”
FBI agent: THERES MORE?
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“He camping the f*cking door ima throw a frag in!”
"Oh yeah quit and let that super villain loose" lmaooo im on tears
69
Task Force 141
You're "on tears"?
@@thatguyagain2981 it’s just a mistake, chill..
@@tameraedward what do you mean "chill" I wasn't angry or anything
“Uh- hey Arnold, I’m leaving.”
*frantically puts on seatbelt*
*screams*
I don't blame him
Safety first
Ahh yes, thank you for stating the particular events that occurred in this occasion. My eyesight is way too trash to see the video, so I decided to read your words instead.
Freightful i dont remember asking you a god damn thing
Fire Blades but I wasn’t talking to you though.....
Yeah, quit and let that SUPERVILLAIN LOOSE 😂😂😂😂
This is the most I've laughed at a skit like this, I've teared up so much from this keep up the great work Caleb.
imagine after he said
"My team-mates are garbage"
The agent was like
"IT'S MORE THAN ONE PERSON!??!?!??!"
Underrated
Bruh who is the 405th liker
This is a very retarded comment im proud of it
Lmao
I was thinking the same thing
Its "there" but no one asked for my opinion
Guy - "I chopped his legs off, and then he didn't die. I set him on fire."
FBI - " *Ight I'mma head out* "
G
G
G
G
i broke your chain sorry
What Caleb’s neighbors say about him
Na he’s not normal... he’s legendary 👏🏾👏🏻👏👏🏽👏🏿👏🏼
“I’m gonna carve my name into your back”
Hade me dying
grammar go brrrr
2019:
Gamers: I'm gonna carve my name on to your back
The DoubleD’S woah 666 likes🙄
in*
Wow
😐 TRUE
2014:
Gamers: th-cam.com/video/6jQkxsEbnS4/w-d-xo.html
It is so entertaining when his characters are in distress.
Bro I know right
There all caleb
Yes r/woosh me
@@jxvi166 that's why it's called CalebCity.
Tyler Pierre are you blind kid those actors aren’t caleb
Diabocal it is
Easily one of my favorites, and I genuinely love all of your videos
No matter how much times I watch this, I always laugh! 😂😂😂😂😂
"IM GONNA CARVE MY NAME ONTO YOUR BACK"
the fbi guy: *Screaming in fear*
Into
"I shat myself! I shat myself!"
I read this comment just as it was said in the video at the same time 😂
Let’s be honest, if you heard that threat directed to you or anyone near you, you’d change your outlook on life.
oh i totally missed that part??? fuck me niogga
I just want to imagine being a bystander and seeing Caleb scream in his car for no clear reason
yes
"Making a video?"
Caleb: Yep
@@Kevin7557 can I get a photo?
@@astrodev4822 No.
@@cupio-stardust oof
This was literal gold made my day. Thank you :)
“FBI YOU’RE UNDER ARREST”
“Hold on man give me like 5 minutes I’m in a ranked match you can arrest me later”
1:05 when you see a spider and grab a book to smash it but look back and he gone
More like when you look down and see a small spider on you and you can't find your antispider flamethrower
he ded
The spider got squished and is stuck on the book you moron.
More like cockroach.
@@prachetasnayse9709 woooosh
This is how I imagine every Call of Duty lobby
Veridian Yep someone always says *"I fucking shot him in the head 20 times"*
Lmfaooooooo
Golden Prodigy u not wrong either.
Veridian you can't put people in fire or cut there leg or drive cars
Veridian smite,cod,fortnite for honor any competitive team based game
3 years later and this still makes me laugh so damn hard
It's so funny knowing this is actually something that happened. A kid butt-dialed the cops, said he killed two people, cops showed up at his house.
Me: "Bruh I shot him in the face 5 times with shotgun and he still didn't die."
My FBI agent: *×Nervous laughter×*
FBI agent:chuckles I'm in danger
FBI agent: that's not a very good shotgun. Maybe it's nerf or something
Oh no
I was playing a first person shooter earlier
Ah crap
@Baxi Tabaxi Deploying UAV
That’s siege hit reg
Noboby:
sociopathic raging gamers: *IM GOING TO CARVE MY NAME ON UR BACK*
...most gamers arent sociopaths but got good trash talk
Me: to late I already got my name carved there
News stations: Is this a scapegoat for violence in the modern day?
That’s more psychopathic than sociopathic but whatever
rip I RUINED THE 999 LIKES!
"video game causes violence"
SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THAT RUMOR
“my teammates are garbage!”
“HE HAS TEAMMATES?”
I love it that Caleb addresses criminals as "villains". 😂
Dj Green The comments were deleted
SUPERVILLAINS
DAMN GIRL, YOU'RE FINE!!
@@larrycaverga7952 Is that necessary?
@@NFPA-704 Totally!
Plot twist: He was actually describing the murder at first, but then got mad at the game.
goooooodddd
That's...GENIUS!!!!!!!!
holy shiiiiiiiii-
H-hol up...
Shut up with the plot twist it’s overused and annoying I see it in every comment section
This was the very first CalebCity video I had ever watched, Even now I enjoy it more than all other content I’ve seen on youtube
My favorite part is that instead of driving off, he just sits in the car, screaming and awaiting his demise lmao
dear diary, when i was outside today, i saw a guy screaming hysterically in his car, pretty weird guy.
Nice stolen joke
@@CrackedCodeBlack You do know that people can have the same ideas?
@@CrackedCodeBlack is every comment you see a stolen joke?
Nah saw the same comment on top of it and then put two and two together and thought it was stolen
Thank's Jotaro, very cool
“I’m quitting”
“Yeah quit and LET THAT SUPER VILLAIN LOOSE”
I know right he's face though
this had me fuckin dead man, i was crying
That's one major fucking guilt trip like yo😞😱
Dude, I love your stuff. Just genuinely funny nonsense. Thanks for the laughs.
The “my teammates are garbage” line at the end sealed of the deal 😂
*When playing minecraft*
"Bro, I'm gonna blow up your house!"
NOOOOOO doooont doont come in heeeere
That’s happened to me so many times
OOOOH, I'M SHOOTING HIS PETS!
“..and then I threw his remains off of the cliff”
Minecraft has no skill whatsoever
I think the real question is.....
TF is he playing
Demon Dweller related to gta 5 look at the reflection of his glasses
R6Siege maybe?
Could be just the home menu
Noriaki Kakyoin i think you and i play different games because aint no one be cutting legs off
Murderer Simulator
havent had a good laugh like this in a while, good stuff man.
The editing and music stings are just perfectly done lmao!
That last second when you hear “my teammates garbage” you know you dun messed up
Iconic name btw
"THERE'S MORE OF HIM?!?!"
Nice PFP, who made it?
@@AngelosRitter yes
You messed up your grammar.
when the sponge bob sound effect comes on I laugh so hard
Ok
Ok
OK!!
Ok
Ok
"My teammates are garbage."
Most relatable quote I've heard in a while... 😂
"I'm killing his pets!"
FBI: "Go see if he wants a job!"
Dude scared for he’s life while the dude inside is playing cod
Lol Cod wouldnt let someone live that long 😭 U can die from being shot on the friggen arm 😂😂
@@kookiesensations4798 facts but then cold war out here with the "six bullets to the chest and still kicking"
Definitely not cod my guy, try again.
@@Excalibur-je5pk lol 10 bullets to the head with the pellington and they move like you threw feathers at them
Dying light
Now I understand why he was scared when I sent him into that house
And hey still possible that he was describing the murder and then he get mad at the game so you could have sent him to death
Did he come out with his legs?
I am a Night of Ni
"Ni"
man fucking killed me with "I WILL CARVE MY NAME ON YOUR BACK"
I love how his videos were relatable, now they make no sense. But you still feel it being relatable somehow
Sad part is people have actually died over misunderstandings like this.
Really?that can happen?
@@kuramaboi9142 Yeah idiots playing "pranks" by sending the Swat team to peoples houses. Innocent people have been shot over it.
@@PikminandOatchi Only in America, rest of the world swat teams are trained to shoot only if their life is threatened
@TheFandrian sounds like something that would happen in American dad
@@lukasklupfel2927 American cops be like "THEY LOOKED AT ME FUNNY, MY LIFE IS IN DANGER"
"Oh yeah nah quit and let that SUPER VILLAIN LOOSE"
How dose this not have any comments? Now it does
@@WitherBoss-rh8pj I'll also provide a comment because I feel bad
All I can say is do I look like SuperMan to you?
WitherBoss 9000 I’m here to join the movement
@@johnhartney7576 same
I sent my FBI agent flowers. He died of boredom. I don't even listen to music anymore.
We need a part two for this masterpiece
_He's just sitting there. _*_Menacingly!_*
Lmaoooooooo
😂😂😂
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
People actually find this funny really
@@MoltenSkull it's a spongebob reference and yes its funny
This is why you always use incognito mode in order to avoid having the FBI track you in the first place
Justin Y. Gotta keep them lolis hidden
Justin Y. Why in the fuck would I do that sir I have all the forbidden jutsu I ain’t scared of the FBI
Justin Y.
Lmao how many people are you subscibed to
Justin Y. YOU AGAIN GO AWAAAAY
That’s why I always use incognito
The most chill yet anxious videos on TH-cam
This video is now 4 years old and i still watch it from time to time
"He told on himself."
Lol. Like they arent spying on him.
Its a tactical observation,not spying huehuhue
@@fxlowz ye it's spying
How the hell is an entire police force on vacation 😭😭
Philippe Romulus cuz their teammates are garbage
Spring Break
Y would you use the crying emote when there is a laughing one,like bruh 😂 😭 theres a difference
Esias 57 does it matter though?
I guess it could be possible in a small town.
I need more out of context ones like this, I'mma literally put this in a file named my favorite calebcity vid so I'm not looking for it again.
This is one of my most favorite videos
“My teammates are garbage “
“HE GOT TEAMMATES !!! WAAAAAYAYAYWYAWY
@I'm Mr Anonymous I'm having funeral service here
Yuto X7 love your Stanford pfp, lmao funny. Laughed
Yuto X7 😂😂😂😂
@I'm Mr Anonymous Brethren I find myself at the climax of my existence
but they are garbage thou
Plot Twist: The guy with the red shirt was also playing the same game and he was his teammate
Xd
Lol hopefully
Your profile picture makes absolutely sense.
That's a nice and well explainable twist right there, cool.
Plot twist: the guy playing the game was actually threatening the agents.
bro, you don't even know how much this relates to my life