Thank you to everyone who's been subbing from TikToks recently and all the people who've been here since my first vids. Appreciate and love all y'all!!!
@@-Sam69 Well they aren't but they should be, I'm lucky my parents realize I'm a fighter early on, cause I get hit I hit back out of pure instinct, I literally get to the point where I cannot control what I do until I've already done it if someone gets any amount of violent towards me, I get hit, the person who hit me no longer has a working arm
@@yashagarwal8249 NAY! The ignorant and dull-minded masses must learn of it! Lest more great and valiant souls be claimed by such cruel and senseless acts!
"WTF guys". this is quite clever. He breaks his Shakespearean cadence to display his raw feelings of disappointment. Even such a crude and overused expression can be accentuated in such an articulate manner from a master writer, Andrew. editing and facial acting is also on point. You deserve so much better Andrew.
I can't even believe you haven't been picked up by Netflix or Comedy Central or SOMEONE. Your writing and acting are both absolutely incredible. Words fail to properly describe how talented you are. All the best bro! Cannot get enough of your content.
"I have played Diablo 2 and I am in 3rd grade sir! I think I can fool death!" I have never loved a creator more in my life. Your work is art and you have my utmost respect. 🤘
“My most loyal and valiant friend to be butchered in a vortex of dust” - Timmy, crusader of contempt, formerly Lord Tiberius, the only true friend of the Squire Bartholomew
I cope with comedy. Some inhuman asshole ran over my cat today after all the tears when people are being serious I straight up quote Timmy about being to cheat death. Thanks dude your comedy is legendary but also helps us out as well
All in favor of Andrew starting a gofundme so he can take this GENIUS in all the places it deserves to go. I've laughed harder at this series than anything I can remember in recent memory. You're genuinely talented; thanks for bringing so much humor in a dark time in the world. It really, really fucking matters.
My hamster got out when I was a kid, we couldn’t find it for a couple days. Turned out it thought the tube of the vacuum cleaner was like one of its play tunnels it climbed inside the there’s and had just been chewing on a penny. Fortunately the thing hadn’t been turned on during those two days but yeah, that little rodent was a master escape artist.
Here you go: "Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the III... What happend to my friend?!" "He passed away in his sleep bud..." "I was vacuuming and he got sucked up." *Sreeching* "Oh sweetie I'm so sorry.." "NOOOOO!!! BARTHOLOMEWWW!" "My most loyal and valiant friend to be butchered in a vortex of dust!" "Timmy it was a mistake-" "YOU SMOOTHED-BRAINED HARLINGEN!" "Ok wow." "Timmy you always leave him out of his cage this is what happens." "TRUMPED OF CHARGES, THIS CAN GO TO COURT. I SHALL NOT HEAR IT!" "We tried to save Bartholomew..." "SUMMON THE ALCHEMISTS AND THE DARK ARTS WIZARDS. I SHALL RESURRECT HIM!" "Timmy death is something that happens forever." "I have played the Oblong tube and I am in 3rd grade, sir. I think I can fool death." "I'm sorry Timmy we will make it up to you...!" "PS4 and Xbox series for Christmas." "err..I don't know about all that." "WHAT THE HECC GUYS." "Ok just calm down bud your getting a little violent here." "I. AWOKE. AND. CHOSE. VIOLENCE!"
Can I be completely honest here? This is my favourite channel, I am so glad I found it through 9gag (say whatever you want, 9gag is not what is used to be, but still, yet I digress). I salute you, sire, for the great performance. Stay safe! :)
the fact that the hamster is “bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third” implies that his parents have had to go through this with two other hamsters before
“I AWOKE AND CHOSE VIOLENCE” dead hamster…yeah, yknow what also wakes up and chooses violence? taco bell. if your the equivalent of a burrito giving me the runs then im not concerned.
Dude you are awesome, why are you not more popular? There is so much trash out there with millions of subs and you are making such brilliant content and have less. My sir you deserve more.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 😢 Timmy's hamster passed away after accidentally getting sucked up by a vacuum while Timmy was cleaning. 00:13 🐹 Timmy is devastated and tries to come up with explanations for what happened to his hamster. 00:34 ⚖️ Timmy discusses "trumped up charges" and contemplates trying to resurrect his hamster. 00:48 🎮 Timmy considers the idea of getting a PS5 and Xbox Series X to make up for the loss, but he's uncertain about it. Made with HARPA AI
Thank you to everyone who's been subbing from TikToks recently and all the people who've been here since my first vids. Appreciate and love all y'all!!!
No no. Thank you-
I’m a new sub as of today on my wife’s account. Later on my own. This shit it too good 😂
Is this from a show? Was it scripted? Great writing and concept!
@@caesarsmileyjr.1664 all my content is written and made by me!!
@@AndrewRousso make a mini animation
“I have played Diablo 2 and I am in 3rd grade, I think I can fool death.” That is a flex if I ever heard one.
He obviously over qualified
Ba'al is so terrified rn lol
If anyone can do it, it’s Timmy
He's not special. I played COD Zombies in 1st Grade AND I was good.
@@danglyboi474 bro really liked his own comment with a smile on his face
I love how he has random instances of modernism, like he’s talking all medieval and then he’s just like “what the fuck guys.”
When you are so sad and angry you forget your manner of speak.
Why do you shit on my lawn all the time?
I love how whenever someone says something fancy in a fancy accent everyone sees it as “talking all medieval”
@@randomperson5454 Because in medieval time people talked fancy with fancy accents lol
@@Honk_Honk_Honk true lol
After knowing Timmy's origins... I now understand why he's so heartbroken.
You're the og
You only understand *after* watching that
Same
He has already fooled death
He's the third, he Will surely find a way to come back
Timmy has good enthusiasm.
“I awoke and chose violence” Just brilliant
I will never understand why American parents are so weak and apologize while being nervous to their children like wtf
@@-Sam69 Well they aren't but they should be, I'm lucky my parents realize I'm a fighter early on, cause I get hit I hit back out of pure instinct, I literally get to the point where I cannot control what I do until I've already done it if someone gets any amount of violent towards me, I get hit, the person who hit me no longer has a working arm
*eligere violentiam*
@@Chimerathedragon well thats not a particularly healthy mind set...
@@Chimerathedragon bruh you good my parents are black and come from the Caribbean so fighting back is like death itself
"The loyal Brave Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III
Will be remembered may he rest in peace in the halls of the Imperium"
The Emperor protects
“Noooo Bartholomew!!!!” Is what I need a my ringtone.
Bartholomew Chungus GingerSnap the Third, what happened to my friend?!
Here comes the 4th
I was about to ask which imperium, then I saw your profile pic. Carry on
“YOU SMOOTH BRAINED HARLEQUIN!”
I’m still laughing at that
I gave this a like and now it,'s at 666. We can resurrect Bartholomew.
Same 😂
ok wow.
Nice
It has become.
*_"BARTHOLOMEW CHUNGUS GINGERSNAP III."_*
"w h a t h a p p e n e d t o m y f r i e n d"
He passed away in his sleep-
I was vaccuming and he got sucked up :(
@@the_children_
**cries of the damned**
Timmy it was a mistake-
@Sriroop Josula timmy it was a mistake :(
I really felt that "nooooooo, Bartholomewwwwwww!"
My most loyal and valued friend to be butchered in the vortex of dust😢😨😡
*timmy it was a mistake-*
*You smooth brain h o l l i g a n*
@@mosuii9593 *ok wow.*
@@vunahola90yearsago74 Summon the Alchemists and the Dark Arts Wizards...i shall resurrect him
The sheer sorrow in his voice during “BARTHOLOMEW” is absolutely hilarious and well acted IMO.
Timmy later performed a seance to resurrect Bartholomew, using an Etch-n-sketch, two night-lights, and a juice packet.
SPREAD NOT THE ARCANE RITUALS HERE LEST THOU WISH TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF SIMPLETONS GATHERED TO ENTERTAIN THEMSLEVES!
@@yashagarwal8249 NAY! The ignorant and dull-minded masses must learn of it! Lest more great and valiant souls be claimed by such cruel and senseless acts!
Reminds of the mother resurrection scene in FMA. Gold
THREE juice packets!
@@TAOM5963 At last, a man of science! You have perfected my formulaic equations. Come, together we shall cheat death and rule as Gods among men!
Just watched Timmy's origins.. I'd choose violence too.
wait wheres his origins
@@bushiegamer7968
Here, sir.
th-cam.com/video/iJ81wA3Xom8/w-d-xo.html
Same
“Elegere violentem”
Search: hous Timmy: origins
"WTF guys". this is quite clever. He breaks his Shakespearean cadence to display his raw feelings of disappointment. Even such a crude and overused expression can be accentuated in such an articulate manner from a master writer, Andrew. editing and facial acting is also on point. You deserve so much better Andrew.
Damn. 😂
is so true!!! SNIFFF AAA
underrated comment😔✋🏼
Better than what tho? He seems pretty self made to me. He's probably 100% credits for these videos.
I mean...its a PS5 AND a XBOX Series on the line here.
After Timmy's backstory the " I awoke and choose violence " make more sense now
ELIGERE VIOLENTIAM
YES!! "To choose death" what an epic line!!!!!
“I AWOKE AND CHOSE VIOLENCE 😤😡”
Even better when you know his origins
*eligere violentiam*
"Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III.... what happened to my friend..."
"I awoke and CHOSE VIOLENCE!"
F**kin killed me!
Now that I know the truth about Bartholomew, this hits so much harder 😢😞🙏
I can't even believe you haven't been picked up by Netflix or Comedy Central or SOMEONE. Your writing and acting are both absolutely incredible. Words fail to properly describe how talented you are. All the best bro! Cannot get enough of your content.
Buddy,
Fuck Netflix.
I have played Diablo and am in third grade, sir.
I think _I_ can fool death.
It's Diablo 2... you smooth brained Harlequin!
"I have played Diablo 2 and I am in 3rd grade sir! I think I can fool death!" I have never loved a creator more in my life. Your work is art and you have my utmost respect. 🤘
“My most loyal and valiant friend to be butchered in a vortex of dust” - Timmy, crusader of contempt, formerly Lord Tiberius, the only true friend of the Squire Bartholomew
Knowing their origins makes this sketch even more depressing.
yeah.
Bartholomew dying and Timmy saying "I awoke and chose violence" hits different now.
TRUMPED UP CHARGES IN THIS KANGAROO COURT
I found a new saying.
0:12 The dad's face like 'You just had to say the truth.'
Honestly. I detest tiktok for some odd reason. But jesus christ. These ones are so good I cannot help but watch every single one that includes timmy.
this is youtube, buddy
@@aktan4ik Im more than aware m9. It's a tiktok on youtube....
Same xD
you hate tiktok because hating tiktok is trending and you're a sheep
@@adasdasdaasadasda7543 umm. No. I just dont like bytedance?
I cope with comedy. Some inhuman asshole ran over my cat today after all the tears when people are being serious I straight up quote Timmy about being to cheat death. Thanks dude your comedy is legendary but also helps us out as well
I hope you're doing well my kitties mean so much to me so I can imagine how awful that would be.
I hope you're doing better now, I'm sorry to hear about your cat!
Sorry for your loss bro.
"I awoke and chose violence", I think that's gonna be my next battlecry, it's too good to let it slide.
For Bartholomew!
You sir are a scholar AND a gentleman, whose humor has relit the flame of my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude this is hilarious. You should have a play list for Timmy, I could listen to him all day. Amazing character. XD
This makes so much more sense after watching his origin story...
I don’t understand why this man hasn’t gone viral yet
I strive to have a son this dramatic 🤣
If they aren't this dramatic, I don't want them
“Bartholomew Chungus Ginger Snap lll!!”
“What happened to my friend!?”
Even a year later this is still amazing, thank you so much BARTHOLOMEW CHUNGUS GINGERSNAP III rip forever and ever
Fucking amazing, thank you. I need more Timmy in my life.
I freaking love you bro your so funny anything with timmy
ilu 2
wow this is great - Timmy needs a small group of friends with this kind of energy just reacting to things in school and shit.
the quality of the mic when timmy is speaking makes it more surreal and emotional
and i love it
‘I shall resurrect him’🤣🤣 dkm
After talking in his casual formal medieval English it caught me off guard when he just randomly screamed "What the fuck guys!?"
I awoke and chose violence... Timmy's origin story was epic, love this storyline soooo much
nobody can tell me that this wasn’t gundham tanaka when he was a kid (and still is gundham now too 😂)
YES
DEFINITELY
Yes.
THE FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION BUT THEIR GRANDPARENTS?-
OH AND ALSO REALLY ANGRY YOUNGER TANAKA-
YES
"You smooth brained Harlingen."
That's what he called his mother... 😶🙃😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣
All in favor of Andrew starting a gofundme so he can take this GENIUS in all the places it deserves to go. I've laughed harder at this series than anything I can remember in recent memory. You're genuinely talented; thanks for bringing so much humor in a dark time in the world. It really, really fucking matters.
My hamster got out when I was a kid, we couldn’t find it for a couple days. Turned out it thought the tube of the vacuum cleaner was like one of its play tunnels it climbed inside the there’s and had just been chewing on a penny. Fortunately the thing hadn’t been turned on during those two days but yeah, that little rodent was a master escape artist.
When Tommy drops the F bomb, shit got real.
Here you go:
"Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the III... What happend to my friend?!"
"He passed away in his sleep bud..."
"I was vacuuming and he got sucked up."
*Sreeching*
"Oh sweetie I'm so sorry.."
"NOOOOO!!! BARTHOLOMEWWW!"
"My most loyal and valiant friend to be butchered in a vortex of dust!"
"Timmy it was a mistake-"
"YOU SMOOTHED-BRAINED HARLINGEN!"
"Ok wow."
"Timmy you always leave him out of his cage this is what happens."
"TRUMPED OF CHARGES, THIS CAN GO TO COURT. I SHALL NOT HEAR IT!"
"We tried to save Bartholomew..."
"SUMMON THE ALCHEMISTS AND THE DARK ARTS WIZARDS. I SHALL RESURRECT HIM!"
"Timmy death is something that happens forever."
"I have played the Oblong tube and I am in 3rd grade, sir. I think I can fool death."
"I'm sorry Timmy we will make it up to you...!"
"PS4 and Xbox series for Christmas."
"err..I don't know about all that."
"WHAT THE HECC GUYS."
"Ok just calm down bud your getting a little violent here."
"I. AWOKE. AND. CHOSE. VIOLENCE!"
@Erratum I knew people wanted it so yeah, your welcome
Trumped up charges in this kangaroo court*
I have played Diablo II and I am in 3rd grade, sir*
Playstation 5 and Xbox series x*
We’re all impressed after we watched the origin but I’m over here like “Why Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap THE THIRD”
Can I be completely honest here? This is my favourite channel, I am so glad I found it through 9gag (say whatever you want, 9gag is not what is used to be, but still, yet I digress).
I salute you, sire, for the great performance. Stay safe! :)
“Harligan” as a portmanteau of “harlot” and “hooligan” by way of “harlequin” is outright Shakespearean.
* *his neighbors next door vibing* *
Timmy: "NOOOOOO BARTHOLOMEWW!!.."
Jesus, the Timmy lines are just brilliant. My lit professor even laughed when I showed him the one after this (the boo boo)
the fact that the hamster is “bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third” implies that his parents have had to go through this with two other hamsters before
This is pure genius.
9GAG brought me here.
"I have played Diablo 2 and I am in 3rd grade sir, I think I could fool death"
..that was me as a child
Man your videos about Timmy are hilarious! Your diction is first rate man
“I AWOKE AND CHOSE VIOLENCE”
dead hamster…yeah, yknow what also wakes up and chooses violence? taco bell. if your the equivalent of a burrito giving me the runs then im not concerned.
Dude you are awesome, why are you not more popular? There is so much trash out there with millions of subs and you are making such brilliant content and have less. My sir you deserve more.
So that’s why he yelled bartholomew when he was locked in the bathroom
🙏🏽REST IN PEACE BARTHOLOMEW CHUNGUS GINGERSNAP III FOREVER AND EVER SWEET PRINCE🙏🏽
"You smooth brain harlequin" LMAO
..now that's an insult.
I am surprised Timmy took it so well.
Violence isn’t the answer, it’s the question, and the answer is yes.
Gundam tanaka in a nutshell
The way he screamed in pain always gets me
get Timmy a goldfish they live forever
Betrayed by his own mother ... failed by his own father ...
Because of Working in retail I really felt the choosing violence part😂😂😂😂😂😂
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 😢 Timmy's hamster passed away after accidentally getting sucked up by a vacuum while Timmy was cleaning.
00:13 🐹 Timmy is devastated and tries to come up with explanations for what happened to his hamster.
00:34 ⚖️ Timmy discusses "trumped up charges" and contemplates trying to resurrect his hamster.
00:48 🎮 Timmy considers the idea of getting a PS5 and Xbox Series X to make up for the loss, but he's uncertain about it.
Made with HARPA AI
timmy is troubled by shakesperean bruh dreams
It's settled. Timmy is my next dnd-character
I will always be here for an upload
THE ORDER OF THE COLLESEUM WILL NEVER RETURN AFTER THE DEATH OF BARTHOLOMEW
From the recent video it makes more sense why he reacts that way.
HOW DARE THAT SMOOTH BRAINED HARLOT END BARTHOLOMEW LAY COINS UPON HIS EYES AS I SHALL NOT LET HIM LEAVE THIS MORTAL PLAIN UNPREPARED.
I could hear this man insult people all day long
I dont know why "What the *FUCK* guys" is the part that made me fucking lose it-
*Sighs and pulls out philosophers stone* If I must
Dude.... This is pure gold!!!!
“Definitely hate speech and violence should get taken down”
bro tiktok is censoring so much of my stuff it’s a joke. ppl are crazy sensitive these days.
@@AndrewRousso Keep up the good content regardless fella
Sending good energy and wishes on your success bro I absolutely love the Timmy skits 1201
Please do one of him trying to use necromancy to revive the hamster.
TRUMPED UP CHARGES, THIS KANGAROO COURT! Best rebuttal ever.
Luv the memes with the hamster xD
0:14 AUÛEUEEAAAUUUEAAUUU
0:17 NOOOOOOO
best clips i ever heard
Very nice!! A YT channel!
Its never a normal peaceful death with those guys
Its always
"Oh he ate too much and exploded "
"Oh my dogs used him for tug of war"
Damn wth are they teaching 3rd graders now a days?
I love how timmys like "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS"
Timmy is LITERALLY Gundham from Danganronpa omg-
This is Canon and no one can say otherwise
"I was vacuuming and he got sucked up"
Timmy: *turns into a whale*
Bro how did you find the background score??? It’s so dope!
"what the FUCK guys..."
Responded with silence...
Mannnn not in my house 😂😂
To think I searched this up from nutshell 😭
I TOO AWOKE AND CHOSE VIOLENCE.
Sure bartholomu chungus, gingersnap the 3rd’s death shan’t be in vain!
Hahahaha
I live for Timmy's parents' expressions
Everyone here from TikTok--->
If you are, be sure to watch his magnum opus video Bro Jogan
It's not just the screaming that does it but the peaking of the mic. S tier acting
The Timmy series are probably my favorite videos in TH-cam.... Please make more of them