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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ม.ค. 2024
- You can't blame us... and it's a BABY, Kronii!
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Original stream:
【Just Chatting】Reflecting Time & Goals For New Year
• 【Just Chatting】Reflect...
Outro :
Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics
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• Somebody (Prod. Khaim)...
Ouro Kronii clips
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Ouro Kronii's best funny moments
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I created a playlist for Dababy clips:
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Perfect
“I don’t talk like that!”
Flashback to when Kronii referred to the child as a freshly born person.
Flashback to less than four seconds ago
well, actually it's "cool, moving, fresh, humanlike creature"
We’re just emulating how Kronii literally calls her nephew like a thing instead of a baby.
Definitely not a cientific living organism made by Umbrella Corporation
“That thing……… is fascinating”
I mean isn't a Baby in the english language an it? I'm pretty sure in correct grammar Babys and Pets are it
@@Brownie69571Yep!
"I don't talk like that!"
Later: "... When he will gain better vision, when he'll be able to flip over. We are currently observing the progress."
😅
She's talking about the baby like she's writing a lab report. 😅
Kronii: Ouro Kronii's log, day 762. The fresh creature now seems to be able to traverse on its two legs for a brief period of time, as opposed to crawling on its four limbs, and is becoming increasingly mobile. Fascinating.
Chat: So you're saying the baby can walk now?
Day 762? Babies typically start walking at about 1 year old not 2.
The year before was spent observing the pregnancy debuff @@edmg7
@@edmg7 depend on the type of speciment i guess.. also he's joking soo it wouldn't really matter..
@@ConstantioMahardikaThat's not how jokes work.
@@Toastybees literally so many jokes have to do with exaggeration like what are you talking about.
Kronii:(writing down notes) hmmm interesting. The creature has shown signs of identity and is able to feed off of nutrients and liquids
Chat: so the baby ate some baby food and milk?
It seems the creature feeds off its mother.
Interesting indeed
@@lofwyr5063Hmm, a patristic relationship, very fascinating indeed
I concur
@@lofwyr5063 It seems the creature has a habit of feeding off its creator.
"the only baby where I can touch its cheeks" implies she wants to touch the cheeks of other babies but isn't allowed.
Which ones?
I wonder why
Aunt Behavior TBH
@@TheNaz_O5-15 probably because she keeps calling babies as "fresh creature", imagine someone going towards your newborn and say "may I observe and touch your fresh creature?"
Having one Open Beta Human in the family and another in alpha, I can confirm baby cheeks are pretty awesome, but the free trial is pretty short and enforced.
“I don’t talk like that!”
>proceeds to talk like that
"Alleged human" 💀
Can't be too careful with all those skinwalkers running around
It's definitely human. Not a person yet.
@@SeanCrosser like a pre-abortion
can't vote, can chemosynthetize
hellyeh
Sally: "Do you wanna hold the baby?"
Kronii (In a German Accent): "Sorry, but I cannot touch the subject in fear of contamination. Please stay away from the glass".
As much as I wish I could do a German accent, I can only do Russia
I just imagined Kronii doing a Gru-like accent in her answer
Ouro Kronii's log day 862: The Youngling has decided to take residence on my lap. In my observation, he is putting his entire fist in his mouth. According to his Mother when this occurs it means he is either hungry or he is content. It seems the little one has begun to discover ways to use non-verbal Communication. Fascinating...
Feels like i picked up an audio log from an abandoned lab
Yeah I agree, the same information that we can get from horror or psychological games genre@@knightdm1364
@@knightdm1364 kronii treating the baby like an scp lmao
for some reason my brain read this in the half-life scientist voice
@@YayaFeiLong 😂😂😂
She talks about her nephew like he's an SCP entity that's safe but she has to observe.
The moment he starts to run she will speak about him like a Keter class anomaly.
@@daybreak5322 The creature has quickly developed the ability to travel utilizing only its two back limbs granting it an exponetial increase in mobility. The two front limbs have been repurposed to grab and take hold of objects. Its vocal cords have developed granting it increased vocal capability. As of late, it has mainly produced high frequency noises at varying intensities. There is a possibility that these noises is a form of language unique to the creature. However, researchers have not been able to decipher it yet
Kronii treating him like a lab experiment yet us asking about sentience is too far 😂
"i don't talk like that, but. *talks like that anyway*"
"Month 5: The subject has gained mobility and frequently attempts to survey its environment."
I just imagine Kronii going to a crib and saying
“Hello little creature, have you began walking yet?”
Then standing baffled in confusion cuz it talked like that to a baby then embarrassingly waddling away
How dare you use my spell against me(kronii probably)
"The design is very human".
On nyo~
No one:
Kronii: The child is not yet bipedal and still relies on others for sustenance
There's something so endearing about the way she talks about this stuff, this should be a whole character thing (like kuudere, but extremely observational. I'm sure that's been done already).
Dorky Kuudere. DorKuudere even.
WIP Human lol. I mean Kronii being awkward when it comes to a baby is just adorable, it's her perfect gap moe xD
Before turning 18 the human is in early access, and then it becomes pay to win.
Baby just sounds so... Infantile.
I'll see my self out, youve heard Inaff already.
There's not a lot of things better than watching Kronii self-reflect in real time.
"When is it's expiry date?"
I'd give an estimate of 80 to a 100 Earth cycles? Assuming there are no dastardly pathogens or any lethally debilitating environmental factors. Or heck, the estimate can also be falsified if any of our experiments in staving off the inevitable entropy of biological existence are successful.
Also," Have you tried angering it?"
"Enrage The Baby" sounds like a pretty sick metal band name lol
Kronii's on something else with her lab specimen experiment shit, but she's right that a fresh baby doesn't really feel like a person yet. I work with babies on the daily and there have been MULTIPLE times when i've said "here, hold this" while handing a newborn off to a coworker.
For real, newborns are creatures, and then you get to watch them grow and develop into a little person. It is fascinating to observe for sure.
If you think about it... It is really fascinating.
Humans are fascinating.
Kronii: Where did you guys even learn to talk like that?! That's weird!!
Chat: You, Kronii!! We learned it by watching you!!
You’ve earned this 69th like
She’s like a scientist observing an SCP lol
so silly, "chat why are you like this?" "we learned it from YOU!"
"Very fascinating"
"Interesting"
I love how she speaks like it's an entirely new species. God, never change Kronii.
she's so reluctant to call him a baby, because the image of fresh baby that doesn't resemble human still suprised her so much beyond her expectations..
"WIP Human" got me every time
It always funny, every time aunt Kronii gives her daily observation about Sally's child like an Extraterrestrial creatures❤❤😂😂
I don't usually watch Kronii's streams, but her chatting streams or whenever she just chats like this, is definitely something I like to tune into
The way Kronii refers to dababy is such a Kronii thing to do. Lord knows how she'll act when she has a kid of her own. She'll probably call it the perfect creature made from the perfect being.
Unless she clones herself, the baby will only be 50% perfect, aka semi-perfect.
@@arnorranger7432
Then once Semi-perfect Kronii becomes Perfect Kronii she's gonna spawn a bunch of Kronii Jr's and die fighting an 11 year old boy.
@@arnorranger7432 wait how can it be Semi-perfect? You're either perfect or you're not Kronii, there's no grey area.
Dababy?! Lesgoooo🚗
And then she'll have a suped-up, monstrous version of herself called, "Kronii Max", and she'll start to go on a rampage, but then get killed off by said boy as an adult after he goes Beast Mode while fighting her.
This is proof that chat really does reflect the streamer.
I love how Kronii describe things lmao
Good that chat asked if it can crawl. After all, if it can crawl, it can brawl.
"Chat reflects the streamer"
"I don't talk like that"
also kronii: mentioning the baby as if she was narrating a nature documentary or treating it like a lab animal
Chat reflects streamer.
Kronii's out here talking about her nephew like he's a newly discovered creature and it's the cutest/most hilarious thing.
Kronii : Ouro Kronii's Observation log. Day 700. The creature rolled around inside its cage and made a loud noise. Then, a female parental figure appeared and lifted it from its cage and carry it in her arms. However, she carry it in a unique way. Her arms joined together and formed like a big bowl. Soon after that, the small creature was supposed to be asleep again. Fascinating.
Chat : You mean the baby cried and comforted by his mom, right?
I like how Kronii is observing the baby on what he's doing. I also love how the chat just reflects what Kronii says. But glad Kronii is getting along well with the baby so far.
how is Kronii surprised when she calls her chat the Kronies
Kronii must've been one of the scientists observing Homelander in his infancy and wrote logs about the progress of his growth.
Kronni: don't dare mention ancient Magic to me...
Kronii reminds me of Angelina Jolie's Maleficent when she first met Aurora. Except the whole evil creature thing tho Lmao
Kronii was the token villain of Council in the lore before Promise was a thing, so it still fits.
Kronii is excited about babies and used the weird distancing language to keep chat from realizing just how interested she was in the baby
and it didn't work; they saw right through her lol
"why are you calling it 'it'? " she also did that without even realizing it
Kronii talks like the times new roman "bucket of wet slop" "creature is demonic in nature" guy it's fascinating
"I don't talk like that!" She says while recounting the Fresh One's recent developments and behavioral quirks like a scientist reviewing an experiment's behavior
i love how kronii goes "why are you calling IT IT"
okay but "when is the expiry date" is valid question to ask to time ruler
The manufacturer said the product would live a long life and the supplier agreed as well.
Unironically planning to have a baby log when.. if i have a kid
This is how i am with kids and babies as well. If i can communicate with them then I'm fascinated and would spend inordinate amounts of time to figure out their trains of thought and reasoning processes, otherwise i would things (including my finger) in their reach and test their reactions
I love how he proceed to prove chat is right despite denying it.
Why am I not at all surprised that a time warden finds the growth progress of babies fascinating
the interesting test subject here is kronii
she is Strange Planet comic character
Very fascinating.
Kronii trying to stop herself from catching feelings. Cuz her subconscious probably knows... it can catch a fever
Kronii talks about baby's like they're some alien creature
Imagine when the baby grows up then the mom show this clip to him
Well, I do that to avoid the feels.
Back then when i was little Timmy (13) My relatives take me as an Uncle for their newborn child, i didn't even know what being an uncle is until Christmas come... The fresh creature sure do be walking and having a conversation right now 👍
When an alien from outer space sees a human baby for the first time. Very interesting! 🙂
She doesn’t like saying baby after fauna got her with the matter baby thing
I love the science talk
It is strangely cute
Kronii describes the fresh creature as an observable test subject of a continuous long-term experiment that she got attached to. The dorkiest way possible to talk about a bebeh, as expected of her. 😅
It's the inflection and the tone, there's a distance and lack of affection language.
Today i learn Labspeak from Kronii
I also find it hard to use the word "baby". Every time i say it, "mass destruction" starts playing in my head.
glados observing birds be like:
So the lifeform has not acquired extensive mobility yet. Fascinating. What about any kind of lower frequency auditory outputs? Perhaps further observation is required to determine the stage of organic development in the subject
I’m disappointed that it took chat over 3 yrs to clown Kronii on her A.I./NPC dialogue, yet satisfied at the emotional damage she’s taking 😂
I love this story of kroni observing fresh human
Hope we will hear more report from her in the future
She talks like he’s an experiment and I love it
When i watch Ina clip, tako's have a representable form. I rarely see that from the others. Theres one with specs, another one with badass scar, and also a normal looking one. Would love to see more clocks.
Petition to now call the baby ‘Project X’ for the rest of time
*_New source of entertainment_**
Perfection.
Such discoveries being made
All the "Ouro Kronii's log" comments. 😂
Why did you make this today. I was jebaited that our oushi streamed today.... thank you tho
Someone needs to draw Kronii as Dr. Akagi from NGE
The mirror was relfected back at her and for thie first time she didn't like it.
i called my own kids larval humans
"WIP human". Aren't we all?
it’ll gain sentience at like 3 and then gain awareness 10 years later
adorable
I would like to create a fresh creature with Ouro Kronii and listen to her uncanny observations of its developmental progress.
Ah yes, the status report for the little organic being.
I swear the majority of "streamer shocked chat is like them" videos I see are just Kronii
"He gained motor function around the digits" - Kroni observation diary
I imagine in one part it’s cause she’s on stream and in character, that she talks like that about an actual child but also like I did that shit when I was like 12 and I still do it as a bit.
It gets funnier the more capable the child is of realizing how your unintentional dehumanizing them
My oshi couldn't possibly be a robot!
Kronii: Ouro Kronii's log, stardate 2124.32. Some members of the crew; which I will refer to as "chat" from now on, have started emulating my speech pattern when referring to the young creature that is currently in observation.
Kronii : "I don't talk like that!"
also Kronii: the Fresh creature, a developing human
"We're observing the progress" She talks about the kid like she would an experiment😭
2:10 Never noticed the pause she does here before LMAO