eminem ~ the real slim shady (slowed/lyrics)

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  • @Adelle12221
    @Adelle12221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    This really helped for English class we had to learn an English rap out of our heads and I pulled slim shady it was a big flex tho

    • @chloegrwm123
      @chloegrwm123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I want your English class

    • @mewmew539
      @mewmew539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bruh in our school English rap we did a sandwich rap

    • @bradboxgaming3688
      @bradboxgaming3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Your English class better than mine

    • @Adelle12221
      @Adelle12221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bradboxgaming3688 hahaha

    • @mewmew539
      @mewmew539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bradboxgaming3688 why?

  • @derekhadley-di5xy
    @derekhadley-di5xy ปีที่แล้ว +25

    eminem is genius with the lyrics has to be coldest song he ever wrote🥶🥶

  • @evenstarrr777
    @evenstarrr777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    this makes it easier to memorize

  • @sydneyrenner-9089
    @sydneyrenner-9089 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:52 thecpart that everybody loves

  • @prasant-r5s
    @prasant-r5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Slowed till perfection👑💗

  • @Redhoodsw.28
    @Redhoodsw.28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    THIS SOUNDS SOO GOOD 👏👏

    • @Boxgang24
      @Boxgang24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you like this song you should really check out the Eminem show

  • @aldo337
    @aldo337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is a gem

  • @amandamafra1273
    @amandamafra1273 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    timing of the actual hard parts for yall to practice
    0:21
    2:06
    3:26

    • @Batwar
      @Batwar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What i practice?

    • @umerxdd7522
      @umerxdd7522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Batwarrapping

    • @BATWAR777
      @BATWAR777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@umerxdd7522man is the most hard of the song!

    • @umerxdd7522
      @umerxdd7522 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BATWAR777 ???

    • @zStatic
      @zStatic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      2:53 better

  • @ayakhalili9863
    @ayakhalili9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well u just gained another subscriber 😊😊😊😊 luv ur content

  • @MohamedGamal-jh3uk
    @MohamedGamal-jh3uk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This way helping me to improve my English because i hear every single word clearly

  • @Josh-hc4ws
    @Josh-hc4ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    ahhhhh shit, this actually slaps, also what software's do you use?

    • @LuxuryMusicOfficial
      @LuxuryMusicOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Movavi ;)

    • @PinkBroBlueRope
      @PinkBroBlueRope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LuxuryMusicOfficial Audacity better

    • @Kilzies
      @Kilzies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PinkBroBlueRope dont see you doing better

  • @larisapilav9394
    @larisapilav9394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:57

  • @ondreuz_8367
    @ondreuz_8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thx man

  • @PrøblemChildJae
    @PrøblemChildJae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    fire 🔥 plz keep up good work btw love the way you put a live wallpaper

  • @diazmarco7489
    @diazmarco7489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is beautiful and this desevers so much more fame , And this slap hard ngll

  • @kaji8481
    @kaji8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:52 best part

  • @christinee_2812
    @christinee_2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is fire🔥

  • @rudyk5084
    @rudyk5084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Song is so old. Here we are in 2022 and it’s still hard hell Yeahhhhhhh

  • @xdarkxd4167
    @xdarkxd4167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Al fin, me la memoricé

  • @nathansaintus9927
    @nathansaintus9927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This remix is dope!

    • @kossila88
      @kossila88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remix?

    • @reixxky
      @reixxky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kossila88 lmao

  • @kaivalyathakur
    @kaivalyathakur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just epic 🔥

  • @makinzee5832
    @makinzee5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its been sow many years and no song can beat this

  • @Suraj_Sangde
    @Suraj_Sangde ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cant catch Eminem even slowed reverb😂😂😂

  • @smoke69420
    @smoke69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah yeah yeaaa dat what u needed to keep going forward

  • @deadheathen6663
    @deadheathen6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The vibessssss 3:02

  • @taimoor7279
    @taimoor7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NOSTALGIA🖤

  • @pleasantlydestiny6712
    @pleasantlydestiny6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    slaps ngll

  • @MILKSHAKEunderscore
    @MILKSHAKEunderscore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ayyee sup dude!

  • @liliaalwayss
    @liliaalwayss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Always be my fav 😎

  • @arnavray5238
    @arnavray5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:51 1.25 speed

  • @gamechannel2157
    @gamechannel2157 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amazing

  • @ЮоЧо
    @ЮоЧо หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:51
    Best part of all time😊

  • @patriciacamarena-s9h
    @patriciacamarena-s9h ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a rap in my school and got a trophy Ty

  • @xXWatermelonXxOG
    @xXWatermelonXxOG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Who is listening to this in 2024??🗣️

  • @mileydicastro7669
    @mileydicastro7669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is good 😎

  • @nusunta4nna
    @nusunta4nna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    COOL MY FAVVVV--

  • @Ran-lr9od
    @Ran-lr9od 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes time to memorize

  • @lulucastangna6472
    @lulucastangna6472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love this version of the song

  • @joligamerpro2184
    @joligamerpro2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    al fin una cancion del emanem que puedo rapear sin trabarme

  • @uwur5800
    @uwur5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 good

  • @cybernugget7918
    @cybernugget7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slim, it been over 20 years. Just stand up

  • @thebossk2846
    @thebossk2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cause I’m slim shady yes I’m the real shady 😏

    • @thebossk2846
      @thebossk2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I’m so dumb 😂 I was singing tho

    • @spoofy8804
      @spoofy8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebossk2846 😐

  • @aayush0505
    @aayush0505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    itachi in the background makes it more cooler

  • @prnoobgaming8765
    @prnoobgaming8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please give download option please😭😭

    • @Josh-hc4ws
      @Josh-hc4ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can download it by copying the link, and going into a website like ytmp3.cc/en13/ do the instructions and click the download link, but ONLY click the one it says to, or else it might give you a virus or something. Enjoy!

    • @danielldinow1082
      @danielldinow1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      download Vidmate apps you can download every song

  • @hitemallagi2812
    @hitemallagi2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    العربي الوحيد ريسبكت💪✨👑

    • @kaji8481
      @kaji8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      سييييييييييييي

  • @honeygriffiths5215
    @honeygriffiths5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My biggest flex is that I know this word normal speed 😂

  • @waikal7687
    @waikal7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bro literally eminem slowed his voice is another thing lmao.

  • @Im_Justice.
    @Im_Justice. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:20

  • @ayushthegr8567
    @ayushthegr8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Eminem slowed sounds like Dr.Dre

    • @gamefreektv
      @gamefreektv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe Eminem is really just Dr. Dre sped up

  • @Zalamaeditz
    @Zalamaeditz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    real slim shady standing in the back

  • @badoclk7722
    @badoclk7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    03:02

  • @TheCabbageMan69
    @TheCabbageMan69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chorus: 1:44

  • @dupont4sure
    @dupont4sure 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    everyone should put the playback speed on 1.5 it sounds cool.

  • @imfart2914
    @imfart2914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:54 fav part

  • @Lefauxserbe
    @Lefauxserbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just is so good

  • @Cx11.
    @Cx11. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice 👌

  • @princesselizabeth1409
    @princesselizabeth1409 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whooping her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    [*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
    "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
    Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    [*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
    I should download her audio on MP3
    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
    It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
    It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
    And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
    He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
    [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
    Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
    With his windows down and his system up
    So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?
    Ha ha
    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • @hunny2767
    @hunny2767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😍😍😍

  • @josuesolano9887
    @josuesolano9887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice woork keep it up the legend

  • @doritocoke1026
    @doritocoke1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmfao playing this on 1.25x speed is so cool

    • @athishvr
      @athishvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then watch orginal version lol

  • @harshmishra2288
    @harshmishra2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I see itachi i click.

  • @beanbeandood22
    @beanbeandood22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s the outro song please?!?!?!?

  • @kat7787
    @kat7787 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

  • @phorikiustm3027
    @phorikiustm3027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this slowed song help me

  • @uselessgod4983
    @uselessgod4983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Madara suits in back

  • @KisUke天才
    @KisUke天才 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just like me 😏

  • @xXWatermelonXxOG
    @xXWatermelonXxOG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please stand up.🗣️

  • @josuesolano9887
    @josuesolano9887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice

  • @kakashihatake5158
    @kakashihatake5158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Naruto is love forever❤💕

  • @Kinyosan1
    @Kinyosan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's why you use aurotune and I don't"

  • @Gx19_13
    @Gx19_13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:52🤫🧏🏻‍♂️

  • @__lord__sudip__5788
    @__lord__sudip__5788 ปีที่แล้ว

    Itachi ❤

  • @rockersstudio1963
    @rockersstudio1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The one standing in this video has a separate fan base!

  • @ladybird1312
    @ladybird1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up

  • @AssaultZebra
    @AssaultZebra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe they got squidward to do the intro

  • @catlover5yrsago975
    @catlover5yrsago975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:40 thank me later

  • @kat7787
    @kat7787 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We're going to have a problem here

  • @Stayfocused-1
    @Stayfocused-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Real Slim Shady

  • @ejdjjejdk
    @ejdjjejdk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reflek menguasai dunia

    • @udinnn8195
      @udinnn8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Refleks jadi petinju

  • @gamezone1964
    @gamezone1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lyrics
    May I have your attention, please?
    May I have your attention, please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
    It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he
    And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they
    We ain't nothin' but mammals
    Well, some of us are cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me
    Let alone stand me
    But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
    Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
    Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
    And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
    And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
    It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
    Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
    In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
    Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
    With his windows down and his system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up
    And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • @mmhustler2886
    @mmhustler2886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Itachi Uchiha 🚩🤎🤎

  • @Danifant.
    @Danifant. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1.25 speed sounds wierd

  • @warparty453
    @warparty453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reload who bam

  • @kakashihatake5158
    @kakashihatake5158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boruto is love forever❤💕

  • @beatthat.gameplay
    @beatthat.gameplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ringkasan
    Lirik
    Dengarkan
    Hasil Utama
    May I have your attention, please?
    May I have your attention, please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
    It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he
    And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they
    We ain't nothin' but mammals
    Well, some of us are cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me
    Let alone stand me
    But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
    Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
    Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
    And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
    And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
    It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
    Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
    In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
    Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
    With his windows down and his system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up
    And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
    I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • @benlechner6352
    @benlechner6352 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It doesn't matter how much you slow it I still can't rap it

  • @rithvikuckoo9073
    @rithvikuckoo9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play at 1.25 speed and the speed will normal

  • @soorajks409
    @soorajks409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This song karokee?🥺🙂

  • @lordtrophies
    @lordtrophies 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I’m running a biker gang

  • @kat7787
    @kat7787 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

  • @cicerosilva2215
    @cicerosilva2215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the real slim shady show up please i repeat show up please

  • @kat7787
    @kat7787 ปีที่แล้ว

    May I have your attention please 2x

  • @gundambuilder2129
    @gundambuilder2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy who roast demi legend

  • @nerojus5681
    @nerojus5681 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:47 boring part😢

  • @franciscodaniel9817
    @franciscodaniel9817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1.25 speed

  • @WasiWeabo
    @WasiWeabo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:03
    Your welcome

  • @kat7787
    @kat7787 ปีที่แล้ว

    They were first divorced throwing her over furniture ( agh)

  • @Siroww
    @Siroww 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:52 thank me later ;)

  • @guywho1205
    @guywho1205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play on 1,25 ×

  • @dragonbreathanimations4324
    @dragonbreathanimations4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:43 thank me later