This is pretty accurate actually. I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Cashier Jerma being pissed off at people not knowing how to use a chip reader is so relatable. I’m a cashier and I try to be patient, considering a lot of our customers are elderly, but I’ve had other customers just walk up and take their card out of the machine and do it properly because the person in front of them has done it incorrectly maybe 15 times already.
@@charlessmith3756 I've had a customer threaten to get me fired and arrested for supposedly trying to get their card info because they had to put their card in so many times.
0:35 TV Jerma once again acting like his secret identity, Scout Tf2 Also Jerma standing motionless while his cashier self begs him over and over to put the card in like he’s in a fight flight freeze response killed me
i dont know how you manage to capture the npc energy so perfectly in this video, i feel like im watching my sims walk around and do stupid shit edit: actually its jerma, the editing just enhances it. amazing job
wtf 😭(This was an amazing piece of work, thank you for creating this and deciding to share it with the world to see! I really enjoyed watching this, and made me go on a huge emotional roller coaster, but most importantly of all, this video made me laugh throughout! Thank you.) Sincerely, - Jerma985 fan #6345
As a 7-11 employee, I can confirm that we have to watch a training video about what we should do if Jerma ever comes in.
I asked myself "why is he so small?" then I realized this edit is true-to-scale
Vile😭
I could watch an entire show just being Jerma and his shenanigans in a 7 eleven
Can Jeremy find love in a 7 eleven? Perhaps not though he will sure as hell try!
7 eleven millimeters
staring Jeremy Elbertson tonight at 8PM
I love how he just opens a bag of chips, eats it, and then throws it on the ground.
I like how he reaches for the Doritos and somehow pulls out a bag of baked Lays from them
Reasonable reaction to eating baked chips
I wish he would have farted into the baked lays
@@kenetickups6146 American behaviour
he always eats the chips at stores, doesnt pay for them either
I love how a cold slushie somehow makes him feel warm
He turned green, so maybe it was a wasabi slushie like in that pokemon stadium game with the lickitung
he forgot that that was the machine he poisoned
sprite
It's the final stages of hypothermia
that just shows how cold-blooded he is
This is pretty accurate actually. I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
this reads like a dream
what a sicko…..
I love this copypasta
The hbox copypasta spreads
The simpleflips copypasta spreads
Cashier Jerma being pissed off at people not knowing how to use a chip reader is so relatable. I’m a cashier and I try to be patient, considering a lot of our customers are elderly, but I’ve had other customers just walk up and take their card out of the machine and do it properly because the person in front of them has done it incorrectly maybe 15 times already.
It's not just me! Have you had a customer try to blame you for "scamming" them because they don't believe that their card doesn't work?
@@charlessmith3756 I've had a customer threaten to get me fired and arrested for supposedly trying to get their card info because they had to put their card in so many times.
"its telling me to take my card out?" "..Yes."
I'm so glad I'm not a cashier I couldn't imagine getting mad over this kind of thing
this is why i'm terrified of trying to buy anything in person with a card
This is edited so well!! I love the TV news feed of the car crash lmao
It’s not edited. It’s real
I love the clown gear falling out of his pockets as he reaches for his card, great edit :)
0:35 TV Jerma once again acting like his secret identity, Scout Tf2
Also Jerma standing motionless while his cashier self begs him over and over to put the card in like he’s in a fight flight freeze response killed me
I love the part at 0:44, looked like an old npc animation.
Should have had Jerma laughing hysterically offscreen after the car crashed, would have made the video perfect.
This is great! This is one of my favorites, Pretty polished all around
OmG DaDdY JeRmA🥺🥺
LMAO BYE
🥺🥺
This is gotta be the most Jerma edit I’ve ever seen
This is giving me weird club penguin nostalgia
Out of the few clips I've seen, this has to be my absolute favourite. Great work! I thought this was hilarious
"i don't know who gave this to me"
made himself the drink
I don't know why Doctor Strange didn't go to this universe in Multiverse. HUGE missed opportunity.
need an edit with jerma in place of reed richards introduction
this might be my favorite entry yet, great job fellow jermaniac!
I like how he picks things up like he's in vr and his hands are glitching
"Is this all you have? Is this i-"
"no."
the idea of a 711 employee harassing people into getting coffee
Real footage of Jerma gathering items for the Snacks tier list.
I don't even watch jerma's streams yet the memes are always on point
Average 7-Eleven experience
Masterpiece *standing up and clapping* gorgeous brings a tear to my eye
thats what happens if you drink the slurpee before paying
I had fladhbacks to when my brother mixed all the choices at the soda fountain or slurpee/icee machines, it always tasted like garbage
Real documentary
i like to imagine that this is what 7 eleven is like. i have never been
I'm crying omg this is perfect dude
i dont know how you manage to capture the npc energy so perfectly in this video, i feel like im watching my sims walk around and do stupid shit
edit: actually its jerma, the editing just enhances it. amazing job
I cannot wait for this stream
good to see his size is spot on
I imagine the coffee man as he turns and walks away is heading to harass someone in the handicap stall
- 2 he didn't relish in the destruction his vehicular manslaughter caused
Missed your opportunity to have Jerma laugh at the car crashes.
This is a great slice-of-life show!
These are the best kinds of green screen submissions, i love it
You should submit this if you haven’t already, it’s jermtastic
The thumbnail made me think this was going to be Jerma inserted into the infamous Double Gulp cup video
Damn, I need more
jerma, you CANNOT use the DOUBLE GULP CUP for the FUCKING SLURPEE
Ah yes, the day that Jerma got roofied, 17th of October 2019 XD
cinematic masterpiece
love the editing
Proof that Jerma plays Among us.
2:04
Excellent.
Free sloppy at 7-Eleven!
🤨
love that jermo guy
Cart at a gas station is crazy
This is the one that will win, I’m calling it
I can see this actually happening one day which I would love to think actually happened
0:45 Ah!
Mr. Secretary!
I like how the short joke persists.
this one is so good
Guys an absolute menace
The only thing its missing is Jerma dying of laughter at the car crash
alternate universe where everyone is jerma
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
amazing work
This just needs the Mr Bean style laugh track where everything he does is just weird and funny
This might be the most creative one, tbh. Also heavy Aqua Teen Hunger Force vibes.
This is why the multiverse theory scares me
this is real i was the cashier
Inaccurate because we didnt hear him crying laughing at the car crash
would be great paired with the Japanese Konbini Store song
"I don't know who gave it to me"
i can see him doing this in real life
"Chat, no, im not a schizo, stop saying i have schizophrenia!"
This is so high quality haha
God the 711 at the beginning looks so Australian.
wtf 😭(This was an amazing piece of work, thank you for creating this and deciding to share it with the world to see! I really enjoyed watching this, and made me go on a huge emotional roller coaster, but most importantly of all, this video made me laugh throughout! Thank you.)
Sincerely,
- Jerma985 fan #6345
Movie level content
this is so good oml
excellent work
thank you
I love it
I didnt know Jerma could reach the counter
Why does the movements and prospectives look like their from Episode 😭
Pretty good but definitely fake
Jerma didn't laugh hysterically at the numerous fatal car accidents he caused in the beginning
My uncle died in a 7 11 and this helps me process it
Jerma and his life
this is so funny i love this
The jermaverse
Incredible
This is amazing
You shoulda shown the LOOGA THIS jerma video on the TV.
golden
Am I dreaminng
19 car pileup
Good stuff
This is hilarious
average 7-eleven customer
Chips too good.
The real reason you're not supposed to use the slushee flavors with the red "NOT READY" light on
THE SQUIRT
best part is the reversed backgrounds
It should have been the spicy mtn dew slurpee lol