Jerma's Adventure to 7-Eleven [Jerma Green Screen]

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  • @derpsterdmad2755
    @derpsterdmad2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    As a 7-11 employee, I can confirm that we have to watch a training video about what we should do if Jerma ever comes in.

  • @Peachy_Edits
    @Peachy_Edits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    I asked myself "why is he so small?" then I realized this edit is true-to-scale

  • @EvaGv3ll
    @EvaGv3ll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    I could watch an entire show just being Jerma and his shenanigans in a 7 eleven

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can Jeremy find love in a 7 eleven? Perhaps not though he will sure as hell try!
      7 eleven millimeters
      staring Jeremy Elbertson tonight at 8PM

  • @ORileyGraham
    @ORileyGraham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    I love how he just opens a bag of chips, eats it, and then throws it on the ground.

    • @super-zw3ep
      @super-zw3ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I like how he reaches for the Doritos and somehow pulls out a bag of baked Lays from them

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Reasonable reaction to eating baked chips

    • @Lockspevik
      @Lockspevik 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish he would have farted into the baked lays

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kenetickups6146 American behaviour

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he always eats the chips at stores, doesnt pay for them either

  • @octadori
    @octadori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    I love how a cold slushie somehow makes him feel warm

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      He turned green, so maybe it was a wasabi slushie like in that pokemon stadium game with the lickitung

    • @bababooey724
      @bababooey724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      he forgot that that was the machine he poisoned

    • @executive1946
      @executive1946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sprite

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It's the final stages of hypothermia

    • @ValentineStare
      @ValentineStare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      that just shows how cold-blooded he is

  • @ChocolateMilkMage
    @ChocolateMilkMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    This is pretty accurate actually. I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @konnad
      @konnad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      this reads like a dream

    • @87bees68
      @87bees68 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what a sicko…..

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I love this copypasta

    • @GeekyNerd54
      @GeekyNerd54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The hbox copypasta spreads

    • @kreeperkiller4423
      @kreeperkiller4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The simpleflips copypasta spreads

  • @governor_explosion
    @governor_explosion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Cashier Jerma being pissed off at people not knowing how to use a chip reader is so relatable. I’m a cashier and I try to be patient, considering a lot of our customers are elderly, but I’ve had other customers just walk up and take their card out of the machine and do it properly because the person in front of them has done it incorrectly maybe 15 times already.

    • @charlessmith3756
      @charlessmith3756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's not just me! Have you had a customer try to blame you for "scamming" them because they don't believe that their card doesn't work?

    • @murphhhhhhh
      @murphhhhhhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@charlessmith3756 I've had a customer threaten to get me fired and arrested for supposedly trying to get their card info because they had to put their card in so many times.

    • @clems-crows
      @clems-crows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "its telling me to take my card out?" "..Yes."

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm so glad I'm not a cashier I couldn't imagine getting mad over this kind of thing

    • @static2735
      @static2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is why i'm terrified of trying to buy anything in person with a card

  • @kai_maceration
    @kai_maceration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    This is edited so well!! I love the TV news feed of the car crash lmao

    • @Archimedes-v2o
      @Archimedes-v2o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s not edited. It’s real

  • @jackiesth
    @jackiesth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love the clown gear falling out of his pockets as he reaches for his card, great edit :)

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:35 TV Jerma once again acting like his secret identity, Scout Tf2
    Also Jerma standing motionless while his cashier self begs him over and over to put the card in like he’s in a fight flight freeze response killed me

  • @Illsildur
    @Illsildur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love the part at 0:44, looked like an old npc animation.

  • @Salmonator2000
    @Salmonator2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Should have had Jerma laughing hysterically offscreen after the car crashed, would have made the video perfect.

  • @Toothpork
    @Toothpork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is great! This is one of my favorites, Pretty polished all around

  • @kidane2953
    @kidane2953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    OmG DaDdY JeRmA🥺🥺

  • @banannah_h
    @banannah_h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is gotta be the most Jerma edit I’ve ever seen

  • @purplerain6260
    @purplerain6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is giving me weird club penguin nostalgia

  • @pierdeer
    @pierdeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Out of the few clips I've seen, this has to be my absolute favourite. Great work! I thought this was hilarious

  • @mybloodythanksgiving3040
    @mybloodythanksgiving3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i don't know who gave this to me"
    made himself the drink

  • @LyndanTylor
    @LyndanTylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why Doctor Strange didn't go to this universe in Multiverse. HUGE missed opportunity.

    • @Vaith
      @Vaith 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      need an edit with jerma in place of reed richards introduction

  • @larryfitterman
    @larryfitterman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this might be my favorite entry yet, great job fellow jermaniac!

  • @NoahIsNeon
    @NoahIsNeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he picks things up like he's in vr and his hands are glitching

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Is this all you have? Is this i-"
    "no."

  • @Minskeeeee
    @Minskeeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the idea of a 711 employee harassing people into getting coffee

  • @theobell2002
    @theobell2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Real footage of Jerma gathering items for the Snacks tier list.

  • @jappie348
    @jappie348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't even watch jerma's streams yet the memes are always on point

  • @timbo_homeslice
    @timbo_homeslice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Average 7-Eleven experience

  • @mspastabod6735
    @mspastabod6735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Masterpiece *standing up and clapping* gorgeous brings a tear to my eye

  • @CH3R.N0BY1
    @CH3R.N0BY1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thats what happens if you drink the slurpee before paying

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had fladhbacks to when my brother mixed all the choices at the soda fountain or slurpee/icee machines, it always tasted like garbage

  • @horizon92lee
    @horizon92lee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Real documentary

  • @fairyvi4014
    @fairyvi4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like to imagine that this is what 7 eleven is like. i have never been

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm crying omg this is perfect dude

  • @pokipoki8028
    @pokipoki8028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i dont know how you manage to capture the npc energy so perfectly in this video, i feel like im watching my sims walk around and do stupid shit
    edit: actually its jerma, the editing just enhances it. amazing job

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot wait for this stream

  • @manofwhy
    @manofwhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good to see his size is spot on

  • @ctorhjelm9829
    @ctorhjelm9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I imagine the coffee man as he turns and walks away is heading to harass someone in the handicap stall

  • @odile2odette
    @odile2odette 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    - 2 he didn't relish in the destruction his vehicular manslaughter caused

  • @thepiecrab1414
    @thepiecrab1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Missed your opportunity to have Jerma laugh at the car crashes.

  • @2minuss
    @2minuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great slice-of-life show!

  • @j73991
    @j73991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are the best kinds of green screen submissions, i love it

  • @ironickrempt
    @ironickrempt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You should submit this if you haven’t already, it’s jermtastic

  • @nichsia
    @nichsia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail made me think this was going to be Jerma inserted into the infamous Double Gulp cup video

  • @super-zw3ep
    @super-zw3ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, I need more

  • @Blap7
    @Blap7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jerma, you CANNOT use the DOUBLE GULP CUP for the FUCKING SLURPEE

  • @lillydevil2486
    @lillydevil2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes, the day that Jerma got roofied, 17th of October 2019 XD

  • @PasonNugget
    @PasonNugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cinematic masterpiece

  • @zev_2
    @zev_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love the editing

  • @chan_man1558
    @chan_man1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Proof that Jerma plays Among us.
    2:04

  • @Digsidian
    @Digsidian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent.

  • @Gabe980
    @Gabe980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Free sloppy at 7-Eleven!

  • @crackknack
    @crackknack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    love that jermo guy

  • @Tecno-Dark
    @Tecno-Dark 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cart at a gas station is crazy

  • @marshwhitt7024
    @marshwhitt7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the one that will win, I’m calling it

  • @liamgustison3520
    @liamgustison3520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can see this actually happening one day which I would love to think actually happened

  • @ralek592
    @ralek592 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:45 Ah!
    Mr. Secretary!

  • @SuperHornetX
    @SuperHornetX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the short joke persists.

  • @evilresidents
    @evilresidents 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this one is so good

  • @notaplasticexistence
    @notaplasticexistence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys an absolute menace

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only thing its missing is Jerma dying of laughter at the car crash

  • @bucchigiritouboutenshi
    @bucchigiritouboutenshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    alternate universe where everyone is jerma

  • @clems-crows
    @clems-crows 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

  • @michaelpanariello6044
    @michaelpanariello6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    amazing work

  • @hangry3102
    @hangry3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This just needs the Mr Bean style laugh track where everything he does is just weird and funny

  • @mackinator
    @mackinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be the most creative one, tbh. Also heavy Aqua Teen Hunger Force vibes.

  • @terenceperson
    @terenceperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why the multiverse theory scares me

  • @mkpeacemaker
    @mkpeacemaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is real i was the cashier

  • @GojiSwag99
    @GojiSwag99 ปีที่แล้ว

    Inaccurate because we didnt hear him crying laughing at the car crash

  • @faceless2302
    @faceless2302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    would be great paired with the Japanese Konbini Store song

  • @Dennis-ud2nh
    @Dennis-ud2nh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't know who gave it to me"

  • @TheWoodlandBeast
    @TheWoodlandBeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can see him doing this in real life

  • @RosaDFreeman
    @RosaDFreeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Chat, no, im not a schizo, stop saying i have schizophrenia!"

  • @redsprites
    @redsprites 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so high quality haha

  • @kaelenleckie3031
    @kaelenleckie3031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God the 711 at the beginning looks so Australian.

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wtf 😭(This was an amazing piece of work, thank you for creating this and deciding to share it with the world to see! I really enjoyed watching this, and made me go on a huge emotional roller coaster, but most importantly of all, this video made me laugh throughout! Thank you.)
    Sincerely,
    - Jerma985 fan #6345

  • @Thomas_Angelo
    @Thomas_Angelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Movie level content

  • @becatt
    @becatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so good oml

  • @EleanorDahlia
    @EleanorDahlia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    excellent work

  • @nat804
    @nat804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you

  • @erickwalter2828
    @erickwalter2828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it

  • @arclite95
    @arclite95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didnt know Jerma could reach the counter

  • @annabellemalone1630
    @annabellemalone1630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does the movements and prospectives look like their from Episode 😭

  • @TuftyTaltan
    @TuftyTaltan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pretty good but definitely fake
    Jerma didn't laugh hysterically at the numerous fatal car accidents he caused in the beginning

  • @grunklefordisfineasf1383
    @grunklefordisfineasf1383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My uncle died in a 7 11 and this helps me process it

  • @Oceanplus
    @Oceanplus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerma and his life

  • @phospadparadschaa
    @phospadparadschaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so funny i love this

  • @sporker5483
    @sporker5483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The jermaverse

  • @razielvaleth
    @razielvaleth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Incredible

  • @codexstudios
    @codexstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing

  • @whothoughthandleswereagoodidea
    @whothoughthandleswereagoodidea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You shoulda shown the LOOGA THIS jerma video on the TV.

  • @frogathy
    @frogathy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    golden

  • @lunkee6972
    @lunkee6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I dreaminng

  • @limbothebiggay1709
    @limbothebiggay1709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    19 car pileup

  • @ribbitrose7634
    @ribbitrose7634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good stuff

  • @asianboi3629
    @asianboi3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilarious

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    average 7-eleven customer

  • @LolaliciousSmiley
    @LolaliciousSmiley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chips too good.

  • @YancePants
    @YancePants 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The real reason you're not supposed to use the slushee flavors with the red "NOT READY" light on

  • @bee4725
    @bee4725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE SQUIRT

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    best part is the reversed backgrounds

  • @petephelp971
    @petephelp971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It should have been the spicy mtn dew slurpee lol