I’ll never forgive these psychopaths for driving him away. You know it was something so fucked even Tom’s number one fan said, “im out” It’s actually hilarious how obvious it is these are two of the WORST people you can ever fathom. I talking buying foreign slaves to kill, relishing in the anguish of enslaved humans, they genuinely believe they’re better than dogshit which is a WILD mentality to have. Just pure insanity.
I didn't even think of that aspect, though the thought that they were of sub-par intelligence occurred to me more than once. I just dismissed it as them being drunk.
I'm not joking... I literally thought this multiple times during the episode, LOL!! I couldn't imagine being in my 40s after 20yrs of marriage & trying to get back out there & skanks like this are what you'd have to deal with #HardPass
The fact that they added Patty to the wall the moment he was physically out of the building is one of my all time top favourite moments in YMH history.
Finally. Someone else who gets it. I know yt comment sections usually run the gamut of love, hate, and everything in between, but there are so many shitfull attitudes here. They came straight from Skanksfest, and were exactly how I thought they would be under those circumstances. I dig it.
i love the mommies so much. im going through some major bullshit right now and the mommies are my favorite part of the week. crazy how a silly podcast can help you feel normal and okay during tough times
This episode reminds me of all those times my wife says "Oh my GOD you have GOT to meet my friend BLAH-BLAH from work! She is SO FUNNY!" And then I meet them and I have to reassess my opinion of my wife.
@@2guys1cliplol my thoughts exactly! Falling asleep in my social studies course while sitting in the first row after coming back from Rock am Ring is now a core memory
I'm 6'5" and traveling to Japan soon, I really hope they're ready to accommodate me at my hotel by reframing every door frame so I can fit through comfortably.
You’re right, Kim let’s just take all the emotion out of it and will calculate how much all of your beauty supplies cost for you and we can evenly distribute that fund across the dates
True. This drug-fun-party lifestyle is the same fake (cap) show as the woman in the clip stating that she is happy alone. Most people grow out of that crap somewhere between 25-30. They are both too old for that shit, celebrating those kind of stories in your 30s is kinda sad. Every passing year reduces the chance to get your shit together, but for women this usually hits a bit harder. Not much longer and they might frantically grab for the nearest lifebuoy and settle with that poor guy - for a while. I mean, i just know them from podcasts and it's all about chances, but i have seen their potential future - a mix of that lady at 20:01 over rationalizing why she is alone and a bunch of cats or dogs.
Straight up I’d rather watch an hour of saatva and better help ads than listen to Bert try to lasso whatever delusional ass thoughts he had over the week
I hate how she pronounces the name of the band as "Bow House" It's pronounced the same way as you say "Baja" just with an "S" tossed at the end Classic Pazsitzky Effect
@NaddyDasty these two have never been on before. Separately on Christina's pod, yes, but never both together on YMH. If you meant to say that, they brought two women on again. The appropriate sentence would have been "as if the last broads weren't bad enough they brought another pair on"
Gotta love when people think they deserve any more than less than the minimum 🤣 we got a whole lotta cogs popping out the machine thinking they’re special. Like nah. get back in your place where you have value, out here you nothin.
Having a hard time figuring out if they were being hyperbolic about this or not. You go on five dates with a dude, expect him to shell out everything because "you getting all pretty is expensive". Pretty sure the dude cares like 10% about this. Very cynical and transactional view about dating smh
ya first date even feels like an archaic tradition or a transaction for sex. To be multiple dates in still expecting the guy to pay for everything is a red flag imo. Unless there is a clear income difference and the guy can afford it.
@27:00 is she willing to pay an addition $300.00 per square foot for construction added to HER cost per evening stay? That will be forever added cost as the Hotel will have to pay annual taxes for the extra square feet. I will write my congressman to get a "Fatty Tax" pushed through legislation. Not like they will leave their homes and protest it on the street as that will only add to the revenue of any local fast-food chain. What I will assume in protest is poorly worded emails to Oprah!
I think a lot of people see female comics they’re unfamiliar with and are trying really hard to hate them as much as possible. Kim is solid, funnier than a lot of male comics.
As they're talking about "you can't name a kid after their disorder." I remember I went to highschool with a kid named Donny who had downs syndrome. Some of the meaner teenagers called him Downy.
We called em downys alot down under LOL i have the most respect for the few down syndrome people who have part time jobs locally though, Sure makes the government benefit vampires look like top shelf R words.
Biggie T & Chrissy P look like parents listening to their daughters’ friends explain how their kid was found passed out on the lawn after shitting her pants. 😂
I work in a pre-op surgical unit in a hospital that hasn't been remodeled since 80s, and our toilets can't handle some of the patients. Maintenance has had to place support bars under the toilets, and those bars are working over time! Our door ways are standard - they are still too small.
What kills me is the fat positivity gals want special accommodations as if they’re disabled, yet they also preach ‘health at every size’ and claim obesity has zero effect on health. So which is it? They wanna have their cake and literally eat it too 😂
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We need Matt and Shane on 🙏🏽
No. Spay and neuter all dawgs
Never heard a truer statement
Sounds like a very special episode😂
HELL YES!
@@hueywigglebutt would be one of the greatest they’ve had in a very long time.
Y’all gotta bring in the Dawgs now that they’re in Austin. Matt and Shane would be peak guests
Where do I park I’m outside
Don’t you know that they don’t listen to their fans?
@@hannibalbarca4430 fat + poor are each an earplug in the mommies ears 😂
Praise be to the Bull and the Shaman. Blessed are the Dawgs
💯🤘
That’s why Nadav left YMH. He never got his 15min break lol
Now he never will.
Miss that J
I’ll never forgive these psychopaths for driving him away. You know it was something so fucked even Tom’s number one fan said, “im out”
It’s actually hilarious how obvious it is these are two of the WORST people you can ever fathom.
I talking buying foreign slaves to kill, relishing in the anguish of enslaved humans, they genuinely believe they’re better than dogshit which is a WILD mentality to have. Just pure insanity.
And it's like what the fuck
@@johnguanciale258he won’t get a break now that he left? Okay tik tok
He left so he didn’t have to run the marathon cmon we all know that 😂
This is like when you go to dinner with your wife’s friends
Accurate
My interest dropped so god damn fast when these broads came on.
Yup, very unfunny.
This whole damn channel is like that now. Except for Danny
Yes we get it you have a parasocial relationship with Tom segura
Tom laughing hysterically at a video of himself posing as a walmart worker was great 👍
Tom really is turing into the Top Dog hes all about bushes and warzones now, the evolution is almost complete
Says "hey buddy" to his bois and that warms by frigid fucking heart!
There is only one Top Dog.
At best, Tommy can hope to become Penultimate Dog
@@ADPax10Penultimate Dog is one helluva a title to Tom’s already impressive resume
Tim’s wife is foreign too, is escalating quickly now too
Was his dad incredibly unfunny too?
Glad YMH studios is being inclusive and having mentally challenged people on as guests.
they've had a mentally challenged host since the beginning, they are the most inclusive pod in the game!
I didn't even think of that aspect, though the thought that they were of sub-par intelligence occurred to me more than once. I just dismissed it as them being drunk.
they be retahded
😂😂😂😂 i know I can’t even watch this
Well Tom’s been banging a foreign mongoloid and let the thing queef out broken replicas
she wants a low T king, in his 50s, settled in his career, good personality. I think she wants Bobby Lee.
He’s a 12 year old
🤔 Oh, that's interesting...
Bobby is a gamer though
Bibby would be perfect. His last relationship was also garbage so he's well prepared for this!!!!!
That's me!! I'll take care of her
32:32 listening to these two is just what I needed today to remind myself if all the reasons I am grateful to be married to my wife, thank you! 🙏🏻
I'm not joking... I literally thought this multiple times during the episode, LOL!! I couldn't imagine being in my 40s after 20yrs of marriage & trying to get back out there & skanks like this are what you'd have to deal with #HardPass
@@nolongerblocked6210theyre funny
We’re due for another Pemberton episode
Yes.
Yes!
FOR REAL!!! GOAT YMH guest
Love that guy
Those are my favorite epiosde
Tom pretending to be interested is me this whole episode
I love YMH but this epi is a new low.
Kinda made me appreciate Tom more for trying to be a better person😂
Incel😊
🍪
I thought it was great really. Kim's legit
Who came here to listen to another version of Joe DeRosa getting it on with a trans at Skankfest? 😂
Good thing Nadav isn't there no more
I live here mommy
Im mad Lauren dint get him to talk about it on first date. im sure thats the sweetest thing he has ever done 😂 💀
To COMPLETION
@@ABN_TNKRthat had nadavs laugh they pre recorded it
I could watch an entire Netflix special of Tim doing his full set in Sister Voice
And his kids
Nice to see Charo and Blanca on the show again!
I wish they would release 2 videos a week, one with full length one with guests and then a full length episode of just Tom and Christina
They release 7 videos a week and I can’t keep up with them all 😂
i wish they'd release two videos because I don't have a pause button
I like the segment with just the guests tbh
So two bad episodes a week rather than just 1…. 🧐
@@funnydonor9484 You're thinking of Bad Friends or Theo Von
So nice of YMH to bring in more folks from the clips they play!!
We need Matt and Shane, the dawgs demand it
Yess!!
Man. That would be wild
No.
The big girl said sturdy chairs about 4-5 times. She's obviously had a bad time with a chair or two😂😂😂😂
I read that as had a big time. Hahahaha
Watching these two really made me understand how old 40 actually is .
They’re in their late 30’s 😂😂😂
They’re almost 40 😂
@youtubedrifter5594 my 40 must be older than their 40 then 😆
Lol they already have Patty O'Callaghan up on the wall. Well deserved.
The fact that they added Patty to the wall the moment he was physically out of the building is one of my all time top favourite moments in YMH history.
Think it’s been 3 episodes already. They wasted no time “diversifying” the cool guy wall
I looked up from your comment and he was in the background. Top notch stuff right there. TY
Jew
@@06marsolThat's King of the Jews to you. Red Jesus.
I salute Tom for surviving this podcast without making constant jokes… you’ve served your time! 🫡
Watching them laugh at a Walmart employee for not getting his break is why I watch this show.
I was literally thinking the exact same thing. 😂
You get it lmfao
That actually makes sense when the host is also bald, bearded and has a speech issue.
They truly hate the poors
If ever there was an advert for eugenics...these two would be the advocates of it? Without doubt.
Those girls looked rough. Which was amazing and why I love this show😂😂😂
Finally. Someone else who gets it. I know yt comment sections usually run the gamut of love, hate, and everything in between, but there are so many shitfull attitudes here. They came straight from Skanksfest, and were exactly how I thought they would be under those circumstances. I dig it.
I would still hit it
Kimmies voice OMG
“Have you guys messed around w trans people ever?”
“Just bullying them online”
😂😂😂💀 made me snort laugh loudly at work
i love the mommies so much. im going through some major bullshit right now and the mommies are my favorite part of the week. crazy how a silly podcast can help you feel normal and okay during tough times
Facts. Sometimes a silly podcast makes all the difference. Sorry about the tough time.
@@donmiguelbe thank you ❤️
Same here man. Find joy in the little things and it’ll get better. Just one day at a time 👍
Stay strong, my queen above 18.
@@MW-zz3mv you have no idea how happy this just made me! lol. thanks mommy ❤️
We NEED Matt and Shane on, my life depends on it
They have their own podcast, give it a whirl
matt would hate these blowhards. what are you on?
These two don’t listen to their fans and are completely delusional. They will never appear as guests unfortunately
@@hannibalbarca4430🎉🎉🎉
@@hannibalbarca4430 they don’t cater to dorks, go listen to h3
Tom had a GREAT time this episode 😂😂😂
That look on Tom's face when she's talking about being bricked up at Depeche Mode concert 😂😂😂
This episode was tough to get through 😢
As someone who knows a lot of crunchy hippie type folk: dudes that are like that womb dude always end up being huge scumbags. It’s 💯 an act.
Absolutely the biggest red flag.
I read this comment before I saw the clip. I'm back. Ewww. And NO. These men that ultra-love women are a fraud. My brain lights up red flag.
Hippies are mean people pretending to be nice and punk rockers are nice people pretending to be mean
Holy shit that's true.
Can confirm
Sara's voice is like a spoon in the garbage disposal
I will never get tired of Tom's omg gurl voice. If I was Christina, I would demand it several times a day!
Still can't get over Paddy's new painting on the wall 😂 Ultimate cool guy.
holy shit the life Skank Fest sucked out of Kim is NOTICEABLE
This episode reminds me of all those times my wife says "Oh my GOD you have GOT to meet my friend BLAH-BLAH from work! She is SO FUNNY!"
And then I meet them and I have to reassess my opinion of my wife.
Last week was strike one. This strike two. Let's see what happens next week.
@@aaroncampos304 100% agree. This pod seems to take a nosedive straight to the bottom of the ocean.
They better come with a fuckin heater next week. Saying retard and having lame ppl on doesn't even itself out
Kim looks physically broken from skankfest. 😂
Reminds me if going back to work the morning, after going to Ozzfest back in the day 😂
@@2guys1cliplol my thoughts exactly! Falling asleep in my social studies course while sitting in the first row after coming back from Rock am Ring is now a core memory
Christina looks great, when I say great I mean she looks like a mafia housewife.this isn’t a negative take.
Tom's wealthy chortle at that poor Wal-Mart greeter 😂😂😂
I'm 6'5" and traveling to Japan soon, I really hope they're ready to accommodate me at my hotel by reframing every door frame so I can fit through comfortably.
Maybe bring them a 10 point list with your demands 👍🏻
That was nice of Agent Scully to fill in for Christina today
The faces Tom makes when Mama P says some wild stuff always kills me 😂
Bring back Kim, never ever have that rachet face squeaky voice Sara allowed near the studio again
Great pod. listened to a the whole thing, all 32 minutes of it :)
Lmao I'm at 41 mins and about to tap out.
Christina should absolutely be a regular on legion of skanks she would fit in so good
You’re right, Kim let’s just take all the emotion out of it and will calculate how much all of your beauty supplies cost for you and we can evenly distribute that fund across the dates
True also most guys don't care about nails.
More broads as guests? Guess Tom is taking his Poly lifestyle seriously
That walmart clip in the beginning made me immensely sad lol great way to start my morning Tom
My favorite part of the entire podcast is the previews. They’re so good. Please don’t get rid of them
Big fan of Sara and Kim and their podcast but this episode really shows why these girls are single.
True. This drug-fun-party lifestyle is the same fake (cap) show as the woman in the clip stating that she is happy alone. Most people grow out of that crap somewhere between 25-30. They are both too old for that shit, celebrating those kind of stories in your 30s is kinda sad. Every passing year reduces the chance to get your shit together, but for women this usually hits a bit harder. Not much longer and they might frantically grab for the nearest lifebuoy and settle with that poor guy - for a while. I mean, i just know them from podcasts and it's all about chances, but i have seen their potential future - a mix of that lady at 20:01 over rationalizing why she is alone and a bunch of cats or dogs.
And to think i thought Crystal was Insufferable.. Then you book these broads
Two weeks in a row we get two broads that should have been guests on where my mom’s at? Speak up Tom!
Was looking for this comment, really annoying guests the last two weeks now
That opening clip hit home with me because that's why I quit my job at Walmart. They suck
Same dude I worked for walmart in college and that clip brought back flashbacks
Worked there 7 years glad I got out
@@willhorwath7394I was there for like 5 days
Just here for the lack of Bert
Whenever I watch him I feel like I’m watching him at therapy denying he has any problems he can’t control
Straight up I’d rather watch an hour of saatva and better help ads than listen to Bert try to lasso whatever delusional ass thoughts he had over the week
Nothing beats Bert saying Death is 🧢
You mean Bart?
Bert is so stupid and immature.
I love nadal’s pic behind Christina lmaooo that’s so nice, shows how nice Tom and Christina are
I love that Christina P said her soul was Bauhaus🖤🩷
I hate how she pronounces the name of the band as "Bow House" It's pronounced the same way as you say "Baja" just with an "S" tossed at the end
Classic Pazsitzky Effect
G HAS LIMITED HIS COMMENTS! WE. MUST. REVOLT!!
We need a YMH Live with Matt and Shane!!!
as if the last broads weren’t bad enough they brought this pair back again
Again?
@@vanethritt6313as in they’ve been on before?
@NaddyDasty these two have never been on before.
Separately on Christina's pod, yes, but never both together on YMH.
If you meant to say that, they brought two women on again. The appropriate sentence would have been "as if the last broads weren't bad enough they brought another pair on"
@@vanethritt6313 nobody cares
@@GloatingBarbecue you seem to have cared enough to jump in when I don't believe anyone mentioned you
“They just pay him with Monopoly Money” -Christine
SHOUT OUT TIM FOR REPPING THE ST. LOUIS BLUES SHIRT. Didn’t even have to see the whole shirt to know what it was!! LOVE from STL❤️
So glad Tom is alive and well after that life altering experience at the airport
😂
His flight with the Blue Angels?
Don’t worry the good chuckle he got from watching that disabled poor working for Walmart. He loves watching people suffer
@@donavanmiller3824We all do. That’s why we’re here. 🤷🏻♂️
@@donavanmiller3824 I dont think you quite get whats going on here huh? Fuxxing poor and dumb? YIKES BRUTHR.
Guy working at Walmart is Tom in an alternate universe
Gotta love when people call u cheap but they add the bare minimum to everything they do.
Are you Sarah’s/Kims ex? 😂
Gotta love when people think they deserve any more than less than the minimum 🤣 we got a whole lotta cogs popping out the machine thinking they’re special. Like nah. get back in your place where you have value, out here you nothin.
Having a hard time figuring out if they were being hyperbolic about this or not. You go on five dates with a dude, expect him to shell out everything because "you getting all pretty is expensive". Pretty sure the dude cares like 10% about this. Very cynical and transactional view about dating smh
ya first date even feels like an archaic tradition or a transaction for sex. To be multiple dates in still expecting the guy to pay for everything is a red flag imo. Unless there is a clear income difference and the guy can afford it.
I have been waiting for you guys to do a Jesse Lee Peterson bit for YEARS
@27:00 is she willing to pay an addition $300.00 per square foot for construction added to HER cost per evening stay? That will be forever added cost as the Hotel will have to pay annual taxes for the extra square feet. I will write my congressman to get a "Fatty Tax" pushed through legislation. Not like they will leave their homes and protest it on the street as that will only add to the revenue of any local fast-food chain. What I will assume in protest is poorly worded emails to Oprah!
If these two guests were on a YMH clip Tom and Christina would roast them mercilessly. How are these real people? Nadav bounced at the right time.
I think a lot of people see female comics they’re unfamiliar with and are trying really hard to hate them as much as possible. Kim is solid, funnier than a lot of male comics.
@@Scoobaygood luck dude ✌
Kim sounds like she went on a SICCKK ONE at skankfest 😂😂
The Walmart man is a kind soul lol
I really enjoy a podcast where the host starts by reading an ad for a matress
Pauly Shore put his hand on my bald spot during an after show photograph and I felt blessed
Love the podcast. Holy shit I could not handle the women. See you next week
Respectful. Informative. Well put. I concur.
This new class of guests is great, 6's that most of the audience could likely smash and pass around.
Christina with the almost Depeche Mode reference 44:52
the fact that Christina said it's superficial picking based on looks is the funniest joke she's ever told!!!
I hope Tom has some narcan under the table for Sarah if she takes a pee break
LOL
Tom's hoping he gets to do mouth to mouth
Last time I was this ready I came in 4 strokes
When I realise after years of your mums house that me and tom have the same sense of humour
I thought that's why people watched the show? What were you doing all these years?
That ending mix was hilarious!!😂
Omgg you guys have got to have like a full 5 minute conversation in those voices 😅 Christina's is absolutely on point. She needs to be animated 😅
Bassett Hound City would kill as a comedy troupe name
As they're talking about "you can't name a kid after their disorder." I remember I went to highschool with a kid named Donny who had downs syndrome. Some of the meaner teenagers called him Downy.
The quicker picker upper?
We called em downys alot down under LOL i have the most respect for the few down syndrome people who have part time jobs locally though, Sure makes the government benefit vampires look like top shelf R words.
Kim looks like she just got ran through
These 2 broads are way better than last week's
Biggie T & Chrissy P look like parents listening to their daughters’ friends explain how their kid was found passed out on the lawn after shitting her pants. 😂
Kim. Kim hasnt made it yet but she's knocking on the door. Yeah, she's knocking on the door and saying "housekeeping"
That closing song got me all misty eyed after that honeydew episode 🥺
Rip
What episode?
@@dieubermensch Tom segura was just on. Maybe a couple weeks ago. He talks about top dog
Buff Tim is looking dangerous! in that saatva ad. You can get it Tom.
That bullying line was GREAT 🤣
After last week’s episode, a breath of fresh air. 🥲
Tom: They’ve been bangin’ and eating stuff. Simplicity at its finest lol
Sarah is such a babe.. when she isnt talking
Exactly
Nah they both hella babes lmao great ep honestly
Quirky endearing
@@lukemilyo3376hot and stupid. Pod was great on mute
I want to talk about Hawaii! Mornin mommies
Jesus christ i thought that was Tom in the cowboy hat 😂
@@JEEM-b8pjust a cool guy
Anyone know who his companion is? For research purposes obviously.
I work in a pre-op surgical unit in a hospital that hasn't been remodeled since 80s, and our toilets can't handle some of the patients.
Maintenance has had to place support bars under the toilets, and those bars are working over time!
Our door ways are standard - they are still too small.
If you do an AI face match on that dark skin girl with domestic violence female prisoners, you'd get a +90% accuracy
Isn’t this the same episode as last week?
Lots of broken 4's on the show lately
Christina taking the Redbar approach with the glasses
Matt and Shane! The Dawgs!!!
I can’t remember the last time I made it through a episode.
Brenden hitting on Kim now? Lol😂 cauliflower ear… Didn’t know he did stand up…
providing larger elevators for chunky wobblers would cost an arm and a leg
What kills me is the fat positivity gals want special accommodations as if they’re disabled, yet they also preach ‘health at every size’ and claim obesity has zero effect on health. So which is it? They wanna have their cake and literally eat it too 😂
So does diabetes
@@aaronpeart💀