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Sometimes I want to see when they reveal that the people got pranked
Especially Q's punishment in the bar where people actually hit him with beer cans
Nice Memoji
It's all staged bud.
@@kbkbkbkbkbkbkbkbkbkb what if some of them arent staged and they're just completely random and thats why some are way better than others
kbkbkbkbkbkbkbkbkbkb lmfaoo no they aren’t
"Show of hands, what year were you born" is possibly the funniest single line I've ever heard
Someone should've answered "10:30"
Istg😭😭😂the silence was loud
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35:56
Murray just casually dropping "My father really messed me up emotionally" during a speech is simply the best
Im sorry I ruined the perfect number of likes
@@TruekingoftheLeinstermenI fixed and thought I was the only one who cared about that 😂
@@hughjanus2781 it hurts to ruin a perfect number of likes
I was lucky enough to see them when they came to England, at the end of the punishment (which was filmed in a football stadium), Murr stayed behind for ages talking to fans and making his away around the stadium to make sure that all of us fans had photographs and signatures- such a lovely guy.
I was there to he's such a genuine guy!!
@@danjohnson2914 ..¹]
Liar
@@danjohnson2914 TOO
Aw that’s sweet I’ve always liked him the most because he just seems so sweet and caring
"Show of hands..........what year were you born?"
LMAO
My favourite line in this whole vid hahaha
@Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen lol
rwest1833_MGTOW this was posted on my bday so
Home is where you duke the hardest
Lmaoew
*kid walks by*
Sal: Everything alright?
Kid: Yeah
Sal: You know what? 5 minutes
Jason Dinulos I’m feeling bullied
I’m going to need you to get out for 5 minutes
You too Mom, five minutes!
Are you questioning his actions? 5 minutes
@@nothingforgrantedPS23 saying that to ur mom? Five minutes
@@matthewpomerantz5897 ur feeling bullied?!?! Five minutes
The way Joe narrates himself while he’s jumping through tables is unbelievably funny to me
"Im the managah!"
Same but his accent is what does it for me
@@kittykat5980 imma manajuh
so you are a little dumb ;) but thats ok :)
The elbow gap before jumping off the ladder was perfect.
I love Murr. He always has the funniest things as prompts for his friends. And he's so innocent that I almost feel like he used to be an introvert at some point in his life.
Like MJ
i thought i was the only oneee, i feel like he was an introvert at one point too lol, him and sal just a little😂
Joe's the only true extrovert out of the 4
agreed 100%
“What else this place got?” 😂
The fact that these guys are still friends after everything they put each other through BLOWS MY MIND!!!
Especially with the tattoos Joe gave them
That kind of friendship is true brothership friendship and its beautiful considering I know what that's like :)
Murr damn near quit over the skydiving
This is the kind of friends I've been looking for my whole life
Mind of a warrior but I'm only 6
I couldn’t stop laughing when he kept saying “it’s okay, I’m the manager”
I love that fat fuk
"Get em a cheesecake"
"I can get you 2% off your check"
When Joe slipped on the end....😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️
#metoo
The effortless prank of Joe getting Murr to kiss the new PA is always one of my favorite parts.
AND an extra guy who wasn't with the production haha
0:00 MURR runs a MURRathon
4:14 Q "collects" cover charge
8:07 JOE and SAL shows people how they wasted their money
12:43 MURR performs during Austrila's Thunder from Downunder
15:31 SAL pays couples to sleep with them
18:26 JOE breaks tables
23:03 SAL and Q attempt to sell a ring while in a hot room
26:35 Q finds a dirty diaper
30:00 MURR tries to find a wig on a person
33:32 MURR speaks at the mayor's advisor board
38:12 SAL hands out a business card to the most important person
44:18 JOE gives massages to mall shoppers
49:35 SAL kicks kids out of the pool
55:35 Q eats foot at voluenteer shelter
58:52 JOE washes people's cars
1:03:20 Q breaks eggs (and horrifies children)
1:07:11 MURR hackles a business meeting
1:10:53 SAL has to catch chickens
1:14:45 MURR vs Smart child, Jake
1:18:52 Q shares a zoo cage with a camel
1:23:20 JOE does push-ups on tv
1:27:13 Q ruins autographs from TINO MARTINEZ
1:30:47 SAL ruins people's golf games
1:35:07 MURR has to knock down roller durby professionals
1:38:31 SAL has to pants his martial arts students
1:41:35 SAL gets surronded by bears
1:44:04 SAL and MURR go monster trucking
1:47:23 MURR has to close people's laptops
1:51:14 SAL gets mad about people's tips
1:55:23 JOE works the coat check
1:59:22 Q kicks people out of their suits
2:03:22 MURR has to insult people with tattoos
2:07:44 JOE has to find (and eat) eggs during a business meeting
2:12:04 Q has to ruin people's cakes
2:16:25 Q stalks a person at a party
not all hero’s wear capes
18:26 I'm a manager
There, I fixed it 😆
@@TheLittleman1026 Maybe I do. 😏😏😏
You must be one boring person with absolutely no life to have the time to do this.
It took me all week off an on just to watch it
@@dewalt4594 Or it’s called using the fast forward button to get to the next challenge
I watch compilations of joker episodes everyday to bed and I finally have something new to fall asleep to.
JAM_MAN93 27 so true 😂
Thought I was the only one 😂
JAM_MAN93 27 same lol
JAM_MAN93 27 Where do I sign up for the club? lol Love how this a top comment. This show keeps my mind from racing when I'm tryin to "shut down" my brain
Yes omg
It's okay i'm a manager. Cracks me up
Home is where you dook the hardest.
get them a cheesecake
Joe punishments are the best
😂😂😂😂😂
Chris Hawk I’ll give you 2% off your check.
That golf guy playing by himself is energy goals. Dude was chill, confident, but also friendly. If we were all like him the world would be a better place
Thats a pretty big statement to make about a complete stranger.. that you saw for 3 minutes.. in a video .
@@MuddaEE why are you so frightened of the world around you?
@@wasabi622 Im not, i am just smarter than to assume i know somebody from seeing them in a VIDEO for a mere 2-3minutes. Even going so far as to assume the world would be a better place if we were all like this stranger you know nothing about. But hey.. im the stupid one here.
@@MuddaEE you earn a sticker for being self aware of your stupidity kid.
Ok the mom at 54:00 was actually awesome. She was incredibly patient given how ridiculous the situation was. Good for her for remaining cool, and they didn’t blur her face so obviously it ended with her laughing when she found out it was a joke.
ok boomie
Sure thing boomer
real
Am I actually seeing 2hrs of Impractical Jokers on TH-cam with good Quality posted by TrueTV ???? Finally this happened!!!! Wow
This is 100 percent better than selling DVDs on amazon
Fahed Al too bad it’s only punishments, my least favorite part of the show
Next time for Sal Ultimate Punishment I want him to be handcuff with Murr for 7 days and 7 nights..
@@matthewg3374 ah man, don't complain, it's free
find the 200th epsiode, 200 minutes of punishments! It is sooooooooooo awesome..... Q gives birth
Can we just appreciate how humanity loves to laugh so much that these companies have allowed the jokers to come and create joy for us it’s amazing
Putting money in their pocket helps. Lol
Free advertising. Smaht.
@@bestiewolfsroadto200subs9 exactly what it is otherwise they’d say no
They don't film at Costco anymore they switched stores
Hate to be a cynic here, but its more the money in it, not the fact people like to laugh.
The fact that comedy is the focus is inconsequential. But yeah, i'm still glad it plays a part in it either way, no doubt. Could be and is far worse things they decided to pump money into.
1:20:59 let's all acknowledge how sweet Pepe was to go exactly where he was asked to go.
I think its hilarious he stayed in that pin all day and it wasnt even locked 😂i wouldve been PISSED haha
I love how joe has the ability to take punishments and just have fun and make people laugh hard
i was recently in rehab and they have this section there where there's TV's and i would go in there and chill and this show was always on in there . It would make me happy , just a positive show of friends having fun. It would seperate me from reality the little time that I would get to watch it . It definitely helped me , I couldn't wait till the next day to go watch them again .
nice
kellin
Kellin you can never replace Walter you slab of uncultured sausage
So rehab was about anxiously awaiting for impractical jokers 😂😂😂 (I’m joking I’ve been to rehab)
I hope all is well now.
Got to meet Q at a Comic convention. What a great guy. Just as he appears to be.
James Clary was he dressed as swamp-ass thing?
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congrats!
Can we please appreciate the cool golfer smoking the cigar and just enjoying his day lol....thats some epic chill energy right there
Murr absolutely nailed it on stage with those boys, my god😂
Imagine if somebody who wasn’t the actor had a wig and he pulled it off and started celebrating
That’s what I was thinking 😂😂
,😂😂😂😂🤦
😂😂😂😂
Omg that would be so embarrassing
Lmfao
Nobody talks about how flawlessly murr did all those lines
I think that’s what Biden does
everybody ignores and sidelines Murr
"By show of hands, how old are you?"🤣🤣
It’s murr vs the other three, Murr posses the gift of gab like a comedian or a writer on a show...makes me laugh the most on the show
@@monomono5225 that one got me
18:50 I can't not laugh with Joe going "Don't worry I'm fine, I'm the manager" "It's all okay I'm the manager"
I have binged watched this all day on this beautiful rainy day, and I have been laughing and smiling all day! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm grateful....MANY THANKS!!
This is the only show that's never let me down.
alan ponder the only time these guys didn’t deliver was that one time when - oh yeah, that never happened! Great point!👍
Porn never let's me down I always know how it ends
Oh it's brought me down.. to the ground in laughter
omg samzies
Except when Joe left the show :(
Murray’s congress speech is one of my favorites. Amazing.
We will miss you Joe. Good luck on the next chapter of your life.
What?!? He’s leaving?!? 💔
This is the only show I watch and it has been a blessing to my miserable life.
same here
I feel on that one mon! Resonant! Each and everyday time is getting harder, yet we all need to laugh. Yeah boy!
This was a fun thing watching an IJ compilation. Then i read these comments...now im depressed...and now I'll watch this video again and not read the comments.
This show makes me happy like no other. Their energy and laughter is infectious!
@@thebatman4279 love the jokers. I agree wholeheartedly. We live in a world that seems so fkd up, the jokers make it seem less so. Amazing how 4 mooks from new york bring levity and joy to the world...who says new york jas nothing to offer the world.😃👍
You make me and many people so happy.
“Everyone like that”
Nice musicman
Vince Bos Thank you, BosS! Nice Petrucci.
not just happy they gives u actually real teary laughs I swear
It can help with my anxiety sometimes lol
"It's my a-hole, I got an outie" - Joe Gatto 😂😂😂
"show of hands what year where you born" is by far the hardest I've laughed at this show.
I like how Sal's dad is like a classical Italian tough guy and Sal is a coward.
Is your dp Cory Chase?
@@sayed6186 yeah she is Cory Chase.
@@alexanderbyrne9684 great choice my man
@@sayed6186 thank you
Low key think she can do better
Joe: "Could be worse, you could have flat feet like Sal"
Sal: *stares daggers at Joe*
1:17
only jus noticed that lol !
i miss having sal in the show, but prince herb is a good replacement
Ahahaha I felt for Sal cause I’m flat footed too XD
@@redsofaanimation I SAW THE LOOK ON SAL'S FACE . I KNOW HE WAS HUMILIATED . I FELT SORRY FOR SAL . BUT IT'S OK SAL . I'M FLAT FOOTED , TOO .
The chicken part , Sal said “Get the F*** in there u little B****” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost passed out I laughed so hard 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
“You could have flat feet like Sal” the digs at him from Joe are constant these early seasons 😂
"I'm the manager. Get them a cheesecake" hahahaa
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I swear they are trying so hard to kill murr.
Ikr, the others guys punishments seem easy but Murr's seem personal.
I think they're jelly of Murr because he's the best actor out of the 4 and also doesn't have an ounce of fat on him.
*+Daniel Brown* Sal and Murr are basically embarrassed by everything, thus making their punishments real easy. It's all fun and jokes.
Wouldn't you if you knew him
@@danielbrown1724 dude wtf, they are the best of friends. If you have seen the Impractical Jokers Movie, you will also sort of hate Murrar
Everyone's got one friend out of ya group of friends ya tek the piss out of all in good fun
Joe in the bikini is one of my favorite episodes, because of Sals laughing
What’s hilarious about the lifeguard scene is the actual lifeguards watching and doing nothing lol!
Cuz' they were with them.
@@bluebirdfish8171 yes I’m aware that’s why it’s hilarious to me
No one:
Joe: Jumps on top of numerous tables crushing them, “Don’t worry guys it’s fine I’m the manger”
Edragon 8 see when he slipped after the last table I lost it
@@jackmcwilliam5094 me too. It was so cringy when those tables didn't break and he had a super awkward eye contact with those customers
Reddit moment Keanu chungus wholesome 100
Man I cane to comment this same thing and already found two others with the same comment 😂 great minds laugh alike
He is the manager
Joe says “ we’re going Sunday church style “ and starts grunting at people to put money in the basket 🤣🤣
EcHo SquaD LOVE That 😂😂😂😂
I spend my days in the internet, haven't showered in weeks, haven't brush my teeth in months, this is the only thing that puts a real smile in my face!
Rip byamba , you are so missed, almost brought a tear to my eye seeing the big man giggle like that
An official 2+ hours compilation?!?! I love you TruTV!
I love true tv even tho its fake as hell.
Brett Pechatsko wdym it’s fake
@@brettpechatsko5412 yer Brett explain yourself
Fake ass tits
Like south beach tow and such not this
*breaks table*
"It's okay im the manager get them a cheesecake"
*breaks another table*
"Im the manager I'll get you 2% off your check"
Im dead😂
Gloria Garcia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How did you write the comment if you're dead? ...
he was also bleeding. . .
@@cordello9725 for real Joe has no chill 😂, he just didn't really care
@@shaylove2568 that's why he is the best joker
"Am I gonna get punished any time soon?"
Famous last words.
Im going through a heart break csnt watch any kind of series or movie anymore coz there is always a reminder . Sal and his team is Whats helping me stay calm and improvig my mood and stopping my rain chemestry from making me snap (bipolar,anger issues, depression +heart break)
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how they edit these, the music always fits the situation so well.
Joe does the editing.
Let's!
Shout out to Q for taking the time to talk with me and get a selfie in Jacksonville Airport a year or two ago. Such stand up guys, hope to meet them all soon! Love you guys, thanks for getting me through some tough times!
P.S. My ringtone is "Whose phone is ringing?" and my 5 yr old daughter laughs everytime it goes off.
He's a good dude, Comic Book Men shoutout
What
I’ve met joe and he was eating rainbow sherbet with a lot of sprinkles(A LOT OF SPRINKLES. SO MUCH THAT YOU COULD BARELY SEE IT WAS ICECREAM) and he was the nicest guy ever and we had a good conversation
@@dylxn3405 Nice! Where did you meet him?
This is such a wholesome comment I love it
As an Asian never got a chance to watch this guys until this day :)
I can say that I love them already!
360p, was this video released in 2003?
"Sal, my friends watch the show" - Sal's dad greatest quote lol
it doesn't reach peak comedy until you see Sal on the ground lmao
That turtle one has got to be one of the funniest punishments in the show 🤣🤣
18:26 By FAR one of my favorite punishments, Joe *crushed* it (metaphorically and literally). 🤣
“I don’t like it Pepe , everyone’s staring at me Pepe”
This show cured my depression thanks to this guys im still alive.
Nokia Talavera stop feeling sorry for yourself. Depression is a mind thing
Classic WWE 2k Matches yeah but the mind controls the entire Body. Being happy or Mad of Sad is just a mind thing but people still feel those
@@replicacity92 don't think he's feeling sorry for himself, depression is very real, I guess you've never had it to make such a flippant comment
@@replicacity92 how does depression beeing a "mind thing" invalidate depression as a condition? 😂 the mind and your consciousness literally is what makes you you. Depression isn't "feeling sorry for oneself"
Depression is a serious illness, you sure you weren’t just sad?
2:11:51 The moderator didn’t break the entire time until he tapped the egg on the desk, from under the desk😂😂😂
Q really seems like a real stand-up guy IRL. I really believe that "his mother raised him right"
Everybody gangsta till the massage chair start walkin.
Joe looks like a transformer
"I got an outy" ...omg I died.
Obviously you didn't "die".
Kid: walking
Sal: "Okay, five minutes"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm surprised none of the kids with the turtle eggs were crying. I'm old and knew and still cried when Q was smashing those eggs. So awful! I LOVE U JOKERS!!!
“Merge, guys, merge the two companies!”
-Actual Businessman
Seeing Bayumba bounce around and giggle like a kid is so wholesome.
bayumba is dead 😔
the multi level marketing to a bunch of seniors is the best bit OMG with the upside down pyramid LOL
FLOPS ON TABLE
"I'm the manager"
"...get them the cheese cake."
LMAOOO
Last year I went through the worst breakup of my life due to domestic violence. The only thing to help my 2am anxiety attacks that happened every night for a while, was this show. I'd wake up with my anxiety through the roof, and watch these videos are the only thing to make me laugh
Hope you’re doing better now, stay strong
@@y2ktngu22 she's alright, the guy got 5 mins for bullying.
@@celticman9460 ?
Im glad you’re out of there girl!
@@celticman9460 What?
I could spare 2 hours of my life for this
I did that live in mohegan sun Connecticut
Tim flames man you are lucky
"by show of hands what year were you born?" kills me every time
Shut your face grandma
They always make Q do stuff to prank kids and it absolutely breaks him every time 😭😭
I am depressed and these guys make me laugh everytime I watch their show ....thank you joe,murr,Sal,Q and the entire team of impractical jokers 😊
Same. Hope you’re doing better a year later. 🙏
hope you are feeling better
@@augustj7349 yes i am , thank you for asking 🙌
Exactly this show can find a way to make you laugh even when your gf of 2 years breaks up with you, these guys are awesome
और भाई
"Everybody is staring at me Pepe" 🤣🤣
35:56 "show off hands, what year you were born", I'm ded XD
"dead"
Guessing you missed English class in school.
I love that sals punishment with golf ended up with him smoking a cigar with a middle aged man who looks like a more handsome version of sal
I'm a manager is gonna be my new excuse for everything.
Use "It's an exposé." too. ;)
You'd be surprised how well that kind of thing works, though. It would be hard to pose as a manager in a restaurant if the employees weren't already in on it like they are on this show, but if you dress for the part, people will believe you by default.
You can walk right on to any construction site as long as you have a white hard hat and a clipboard. Nobody will ask questions as long as you're not acting weird or doing something unsafe.
The one I've accomplished successfully more than once was getting backstage at concerts. I have a little bit of stagehand experience so I know who to avoid, but security usually won't give a second look at you if you're wearing show blacks and you act like you're supposed to be there.
It's ok you're the manager
When u walk in on me doin ur sistr :
Ya Aktully I am the manager
I swear they are trying so hard to kill murr.
"show of hands what year were you born?" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen can I hold you
2009
As soon as i read this he said the line
Murrs punishment having to dance while having an allergic reaction covered in hives in front of all those women...hands down the best punishment episode. My fav lol
I LOVE MURR'S SMILE SO MUCH
This show has helped me whenever I have bad anxiety attacks. Love it :)
Selcouth The Sloth shut up
Ray Crandall ray stfu.
Same, bro 🤙🏽
Reported the rude guy against you☺️😉
Love that
I swear Q eating the food at the food bank was the funniest thing ever. "It was dinged." Dead
Omg I know😂😂😂 “it’s all dinged”
Wow, watched this episode many times. The meeting presenter was exceptional. Timing with the speech. Spot on.
I Miss Joe So Much On This Show He Was By Far The Funniest In My Opinion
You can feel Q's frustration with the people during his punishment, his hermit shines through
Sillu
when sal had to get the business cards back i cringed so hard poor sal
By far the worst I had to pause the video a couple time cause it was becoming to much for me to handle 😂😭 like Rn 😂
"Here you go Elliot"
@@gisellereyes6724 the worst one is where q had to follow that one guy around at the networking event. It’s the only one I literally can not watch lmao
1:38:40 just a time stamp for myself because this whole scene is hilarious and I literally almost peed 😂
37:00 “All the women in the world aren’t worth a goose-drop to a Flemish man” I love this show so much
Sal chasing the chickens while his dad is sitting there COMIC GOLD
I just love joe he doesn’t give no heck’s
He don't
Hey watch your language, there are children present
Clone Cone oooo my bad oop thank u sir
Can’t believe that joe won’t be a part of this show anymore. It’ll never be the same
The table breaking one cracks me up every single time lmao 🤣🤣
Sal's dad: Sal please my friends watch this show 🤣😂 Sal was not messing around with them chickens
Imagine not knowing what’s going on as Joe WWEs these innocent tables
the golf one with sal always makes me laugh no matter what
Man these guys really is the best
They help we went through my depression when my life is in trouble and I keep thinking of selfharm
Thank you from the bottom of my hearts
“You ate my sex.”
“What a bizarre statement!” 🤣