People have answered “contain it” before, the common response is that the container would decay over the years and the snail would get out since it’s also immortal Seems Daniel hasn’t read any posts
3:00 This scene he proposes about the metal box and concrete literally happens to an immortal in an anime called "To Your Eternity", but instead of concrete, it happens with molten lava or something like that, which of course cools off and solidifies. Still, the immortal dies and loses all brain power; he just becomes one with the box, but he is still technically immortal.
Dan: how do you fight a Snail Assassin. Elias: Butler, Jar, Concrete, Ocean. Dan: Something else? Elias: i will live Forever. Dan: We need to make this video longer. Elias: Make The Snail Suffer
That snail would probably suffer just as much trying to cross the ocean as it would suffocating in the box since it'd be in a lot of pain from the salt water
0:05 Dan: There's a snail, slowly but firmly encroaching upon you from the door. Elias: GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY- 7:58 Dan: You never know what the snail is scheming. It encroaches on you. You're never fully at peace because you never know what the snail's next move is... the psychological tension- Also Elias: It's a snail. Its next move is crawl.
The snail will probably use it’s money and intelligence to make people build some kind of mech suit for them, and then just use the mech to trap you so it can crawl on your face
“You’re immortal, and if the snail touches you, you die” “I torture the snail.” “Wh-“ “I put it in a little box, cement it, seal it, and yeet it into the ocean.” “Wh-you want to torture the one thing that has the power to kill you?” “Yes.”
The problem is that the snail can't be tortured. It, like you, is truly immortal and cannot physically suffer, decay, or age. It's going to figure out how to get out, because pressure and lack of oxygen mean nothing to it.
If I'm the snail, I simply live as a snail and let the human stress. Never know where is am. Live in constant fear. While I will be chilling on a flower
Imagine the suffering you'd endure after you boxed, cemented and welded that snail in a box and cast it into the ocean, and you live to watch the sun expand and consume you but since you're immortal, you can't die. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
My thought is that people against immortality can’t have it both ways. They can’t say it’d be boring after a while, and the pressure of the snail will break you psychologically. - that balances out the boredom.
The only issue with trapping the snail is that you have no idea when or if it can possibly come back. It’s immortal and you are too so inevitably something will occur to break it out of whatever prison, erosion or what not, however the snail would still be trapped for possibly thousands of years and take a while to reach you if it doesn’t hitch free rides. However that begs the question whether you want to live forever or not, or just live for a very long time too. You know it will eventually break free, it’s only a matter of time after all, time which you and the snail have an infinite amount of time of. You won’t know when it’s coming or how if you trap it. That’s the only drawback I can think of.
Wow it sounds like it would be a good comic or something 😂 "After thousands of years, your only nemesis, the very bad guy, has revived and come for you once more! *The Snail!*"
Get it onto a deep space probe being launched out of the system...leaving it on a interstellar or intergalactic trajectory that you could, keep track of or at least figure out if you ever want to die in the distant future
Honestly the snail could communicate through typing. It would be difficult, but if it's intelligent it could figure it out, and then it just emails to hire a hitman or just order things online
I know the beefs dead for the most part but its really hard to even watch your videos with the plan3 channel and stephens lives being more entertaining with the rare guest appearances and knowing the split difference in personality really feels like a bad meeting with a celeb or something i just wish i had the same feelings i did when i found you guys now i just want to stick with wherever hosuhs comfortable
It could remove it so, I would hire whole robotics team, engineers to build a robot that can film the snail live and show me location at the same time, the robot would always keep 20cm distance from the snail and it would be able to calculate if it can move away by observing surrounded subjects, it would also be able to tell if the snail is trying to corner it, so it would move fast if necessary. I would also hire a man that would keep an eye on the snail and the robot so that Nobody would be able to touch it. Robot would also be able to climb and stick on buildings like snail. While snail is trying to figure out how to get past the robot, I will create other versions of robots, upgrading them based on feedback from the man I hired that watches snail's actions.
The vacuum and the moon dust would rapidly dry the snail, if the landing is an impact then the snail is also buried, movement impossible, if the snail could feel pain it would feel being stabbed by thousands of knives while constantly while boiling and freezing, the snail would need to then somehow use moon dust and its current location to return.
I mean yes but no, because that wasn't really that smart. I mean yes if the snail is dump snail that could work, but if the snail is smart it wont go to places where it fress without wamth, and it wont just get stuck. The box is interesting but will only buy you time, if you even get that chance to do that. But with enough time the snail should be able to break out, its emortal, glass can break, concrete can break, oh and iron degrades in sea water soooo... the hole sea part... really stupid.
6:56 this is my favorite bit of this E: "Why would I poke it? Guns." D: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUNS?" E: "I just get a shotgun an-" D: "On a snail?" E: "It's an immortal snail, and it's trying to kill me, and it has million bucks!"
Easy, 1. Keep a golf club on you always. 2. You can live on a boat ontop of mariana trench, since it crawls on the ocean floor, meaning it cant get you. [ From: 5:22 ] 3. You can also hire a person that can try to kill the snail, and hold it in his hand.
> be smart snail > convince hairless monkey im God but no one must know. > if hairless monkey betray me, I just be stupid snail. > if not, make hairless monkey rich and powerful and deeply grateful to me > Create secrets cult that worship me and use them to track down target. > sit on loyal cultist as they walk up to target. > target wont know what happened.
I did the math. It would take a snail about 23 CENTURIES to travel halfway across the world. So that moving back and forth thing would actually probably work pretty well.
I would use the starting money to strike a deal with a corrupt government official to send me to space on a rocket and then never have Earth launch another rocket. And while all this is happening, someone else is holding the snail in place
FROM 4:49 - give someone 100 bucks to put a permanent tracker on the snail and then connect the tracker to your phone and always know where the snail is so you can move knowing exactly how close the snail is
again would work if the snail is dump, else the snail could remove the tracker and also just higher people to help. But also tracker devices don't run forever, one day it will stop updating the location and then you fucked. XD
The snail assassin must be easy to hire Probably could hire it for five dollars or less Five more dollars the more dangerous the mission is for the snail
I used to do this sort of stuff with my dad on walks, he would shoot down my every hypothetical, challenging me again and again it was so much fun i miss it
Elias has "tunnel vision." Not the actual issue, where you lose your peripheral vision, but the idiom that, in the chess world, means that you are so focused on one thing that you lose focus on everything else that is happening, which can lead to *your* loss. Also, the befriending solution is an issue because the snail's only goal in life is to kill you.
Idea. Pour salt on it. It wouldnt die, but all moisture would be sucked out of its body. It would lose all movement due to lack of slime. It will lay there forever, suffering.
no, it will lay there till it gets wet again, if that even works, its emortal, it cant die, meaning it maintains some kind of form. unless it can become a ghost... but a ghost snail is really BIG problem
@@xiaojinaahMf still bringing out old drama, can you prove that dan is not paying his current animators other than that whim because of an old drama? I believe dan has changed, and all that negativity should just let go already it's annoying.
Man this channel never recovered did it, serves Dan right for mistreating his friends as employees by nit paying them properly and over working them while being verbally and emotionally abusive 💕✨️
Not to sound rude or anything. But I genuinely didn't know that this channel was still producing content. I hadn't been getting any notifications or anything. I'm glad that still is.
"You get one million dollars and you're immortal but a snail that is also immortal will track you down until it kills you." "Hey have you ever seen how Kars loses in JoJo's?" "Yes, why- oh no." "Ohhhhhhh yes."
@leonaise7546 so the exercise is based on inevitability...there is no pro-active defensive or offensive play here? What about tagging the snail with a tiny tracking beacon that allows you to know where he is at all time?
This is the first Danplan video I’ve seen since Stephen and Hosuh left and it’s so weird to me how these scenarios went from Dan hosting 3 or 4 people to just him and one guy I guess it was hard to find people after how he treated the last employees. Side note anyone know what happened to the rest of the team like obviously Hosuh and Stephen do plan 3 now but what happened to Jay (I remember he made a response video but it was taken down) or Annabelle or anyone else in the team?
He hasn't got all of what's coming to him. He still has a platform. I don't think he should still have any of the support he gets. I'm seeing way too many people still supporting this douche.
I’ll reason with the snail and if teh snail DOSNT agree for both of us to live, then I’ll put the snail in a box and keep it in my freezer for 13 years
7:06 But you're still immortal, what's the hitman gonna do to you? Edit: Here's the best unique answer. you make a mote around your home and at the bottom is a circular treadmill that will have thew snail infinitely attempting to walk to you. Boom 200K ish money gone and I got 800k left to invest and make my home a luxury resort for myself
You also need to account one thing: World ending scenarios. Eventually, either by nuclear war or the sun dying, you'll need the snail to actually DIE. Throw it in the ocean or launch it into space, and you'll live in agony for eternity.
My rules: Snail can get your location Snail has no path to you? Snail will go through walls. Snail will always move to you. Snail glides on surfaces and can climb anything (not air lol) Both of you are immortal and don't feel pain or go crazy. Both of you are the smartest beings ever with unlimited money (Including the Snail) Snail kills only you on touch and becomes human. Human Strat: Hire body Guards. Snail Strat: Befriend/Hire Human Using Writing. Commit build cool trap thing.
I love how Elias always finds a flaw in Daniels plan and just uses common sense in all the scenario.😂
Yeah he has to literally put up a new sight that’s says Elias proof rules
People have answered “contain it” before, the common response is that the container would decay over the years and the snail would get out since it’s also immortal
Seems Daniel hasn’t read any posts
@@YaBoiAshX Hmm He just read the OG one..
@@YaBoiAshX Trap it in materials that don't decay.
@@Kingarior Everything decays overtime
3:00 This scene he proposes about the metal box and concrete literally happens to an immortal in an anime called "To Your Eternity", but instead of concrete, it happens with molten lava or something like that, which of course cools off and solidifies. Still, the immortal dies and loses all brain power; he just becomes one with the box, but he is still technically immortal.
Did you just spoil Fumetsu no Anata e
Eventually the snail stopped thinking
Also Alice Grove, a webcomic...
@@peacefulexistence_ that wasn't really a spoiler
Dan: how do you fight a Snail Assassin.
Elias: Butler, Jar, Concrete, Ocean.
Dan: Something else?
Elias: i will live Forever.
Dan: We need to make this video longer.
Elias: Make The Snail Suffer
@meattOfficial hello bot
Wow bots saying real ppl are bots
@@Mr_Doggs I'm not a bot and calling me one is rude. also that isnt the real MeatCanyon channel it's an impersonation channel bot.
The snail hires, a gun man: snail: oh, you wanna make me suffer I’m one that makes suffering b###
@@Roboman5e15I think they said that because of your username
8:07 "It's a snail, It's next move is crawl" Had me dying
8:08* 🤓☝️
Snail, use crawl!
The snail being able to teleport is a genuine thing. Like, have you ever seen a snail get to where you find it? No, it just flat out appears-
that happend to me a few days ago 💀
ok this was good so i won't report yous@meattOfficial
Daniel really forgot abt dubai
the "-" at the end of the sentence implies a cutoff, meaning the snail got to them before they finished the comment
Its really just like "BOOM a snail"
That snail would probably suffer just as much trying to cross the ocean as it would suffocating in the box since it'd be in a lot of pain from the salt water
0:05
Dan: There's a snail, slowly but firmly encroaching upon you from the door.
Elias: GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY-
7:58
Dan: You never know what the snail is scheming. It encroaches on you. You're never fully at peace because you never know what the snail's next move is... the psychological tension-
Also Elias: It's a snail. Its next move is crawl.
"What's the best way to make sure it never touches you"
Look, I live in America, and you know the ratio of guns to people
1:20
I always love these videos because Elias is to real and funny with his answers😂
i ate a burger yesterday
@@JustRead850 very nice 👍
@@theonly6blake911 thx
I forgot Danplan existed
@@With_All-My-Heart Evsr since Stephen and Houso left, it's just not as good and funny anymore
@@iAmDxrk_Jxster I personally disagree, Elias makes up for them imo. He's great
The snail will probably use it’s money and intelligence to make people build some kind of mech suit for them, and then just use the mech to trap you so it can crawl on your face
The confersation:
Snail:hey want to build a snail mech suit for a milion Dollars?
Human: ...I realy have to go Touch Grass again
@@thepixel6154make sense becouse that person will not care what the hell that snail is doing
You assume it has a way to give you money and talk to you
@@K-rypto it’s intelligent, it will probably instruct a bunch of bugs to carry the money, and will use a twig to write in dirt or something
@@toasterthedoge What money? and what bugs will listen to a snail? how will he communicate with bugs?
Imagine the snail has trapped you and before it crawls on your face, it makes a snail speech before ending your life
“You’re immortal, and if the snail touches you, you die”
“I torture the snail.”
“Wh-“
“I put it in a little box, cement it, seal it, and yeet it into the ocean.”
“Wh-you want to torture the one thing that has the power to kill you?”
“Yes.”
Elias and Faline have the same ideas.
Nah, I agree. It can get me, but that doesn't mean I have to make it easy
@@scarletpsychowolf3578 Agreed!
@@floridachild_help yea lmao, I just watched their video earlier
The problem is that the snail can't be tortured. It, like you, is truly immortal and cannot physically suffer, decay, or age. It's going to figure out how to get out, because pressure and lack of oxygen mean nothing to it.
If I'm the snail, I simply live as a snail and let the human stress. Never know where is am. Live in constant fear. While I will be chilling on a flower
Genius
It's cool how green haired guy added subtitles for both people who like them and for deaf people.
yes it is good for me lol
the way you phrased this implies they have a lot of deaf hate watchers lmao
Imagine the suffering you'd endure after you boxed, cemented and welded that snail in a box and cast it into the ocean, and you live to watch the sun expand and consume you but since you're immortal, you can't die.
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
My thought is that people against immortality can’t have it both ways.
They can’t say it’d be boring after a while, and the pressure of the snail will break you psychologically. - that balances out the boredom.
You can be both bored and upset. It happens.
The original problem doesn't state that you even know where the snail is originally. That for me is a huge part of the problem.
The only issue with trapping the snail is that you have no idea when or if it can possibly come back. It’s immortal and you are too so inevitably something will occur to break it out of whatever prison, erosion or what not, however the snail would still be trapped for possibly thousands of years and take a while to reach you if it doesn’t hitch free rides. However that begs the question whether you want to live forever or not, or just live for a very long time too. You know it will eventually break free, it’s only a matter of time after all, time which you and the snail have an infinite amount of time of. You won’t know when it’s coming or how if you trap it. That’s the only drawback I can think of.
Wow it sounds like it would be a good comic or something 😂 "After thousands of years, your only nemesis, the very bad guy, has revived and come for you once more! *The Snail!*"
ok but just construct a tungsten cube with it inside
it will never escape
I just want a million years of peace. Then snail can come out and we can cuddle.
@@vsbung bro in some billion years the sun won't exist. What would your immortality do then.
Get it onto a deep space probe being launched out of the system...leaving it on a interstellar or intergalactic trajectory that you could, keep track of or at least figure out if you ever want to die in the distant future
"congratulations .... you are the snail- AAAAUUUUUEEEEEGH"
never gets old
Honestly the snail could communicate through typing. It would be difficult, but if it's intelligent it could figure it out, and then it just emails to hire a hitman or just order things online
Remember that the person it's trying to kill is also immortal but not to the snail?
@@kolticc oh true. Still, a hitman could set up a scenario when the immortal person can't escape and get the snail close to them
Could pretend that it’s a super poisonous snail or something and that someone anonymous wanted to kill the guy bh having the snail touch him
Just contain it in such a way that it is never cut off from you.
4:04 taking a million from an innocent snail is one of the greatest crimes you could commit
Jesse get blue. It cooking time
If the snail has intellect it can get that million back fast.
I know the beefs dead for the most part but its really hard to even watch your videos with the plan3 channel and stephens lives being more entertaining with the rare guest appearances and knowing the split difference in personality really feels like a bad meeting with a celeb or something i just wish i had the same feelings i did when i found you guys now i just want to stick with wherever hosuhs comfortable
Lol you guys had a blast, animation (or how do you call it nowadays) is on point and hilarious af! Great video c:
Just put a GPS on the snail
you would have to touch it then
@@jessg3416 get someone else to
it will find a way to remove the gps
It will remove the GPS.
It could remove it so, I would hire whole robotics team, engineers to build a robot that can film the snail live and show me location at the same time, the robot would always keep 20cm distance from the snail and it would be able to calculate if it can move away by observing surrounded subjects, it would also be able to tell if the snail is trying to corner it, so it would move fast if necessary. I would also hire a man that would keep an eye on the snail and the robot so that Nobody would be able to touch it. Robot would also be able to climb and stick on buildings like snail. While snail is trying to figure out how to get past the robot, I will create other versions of robots, upgrading them based on feedback from the man I hired that watches snail's actions.
I’m quite surprised Elias didn’t think of sending the snail to the moon as an easy get away solution
To be fair it sounds more expensive, but then again he has a million dollars + the snail’s cash
Nah. It would be better to send it like the Voyager 1. That way you most likely will never see it again.
Bruh you cant even buy the engine with the million xD@@kemma_
The vacuum and the moon dust would rapidly dry the snail, if the landing is an impact then the snail is also buried, movement impossible,
if the snail could feel pain it would feel being stabbed by thousands of knives while constantly while boiling and freezing,
the snail would need to then somehow use moon dust and its current location to return.
Even the cheapest rocket able to do that would cost around 20 million dollar.
this video found me again a few days after i watched it. is this a sign that the snail is coming for me now?
Does it baffle anyone else just by how smart Elias actually is ????
I mean yes but no, because that wasn't really that smart.
I mean yes if the snail is dump snail that could work, but if the snail is smart it wont go to places where it fress without wamth, and it wont just get stuck.
The box is interesting but will only buy you time, if you even get that chance to do that.
But with enough time the snail should be able to break out, its emortal, glass can break, concrete can break, oh and iron degrades in sea water soooo... the hole sea part... really stupid.
@MouseGoat I- appreciate the effort u put in to answer that lmao
@@Threedots000 thanks, its because im lonely and have no job... and a crippling internet addiction.
So yeah... you welcom
I didn't understand anything you said how would it get out a titstunum box@@MouseGoat
6:56 this is my favorite bit of this
E: "Why would I poke it? Guns."
D: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUNS?"
E: "I just get a shotgun an-"
D: "On a snail?"
E: "It's an immortal snail, and it's trying to kill me, and it has million bucks!"
7:40
Danniel: Living in the Desert is shitty.
Me with the 113-degree heat in Pheonix: T-T
Easy,
1. Keep a golf club on you always.
2. You can live on a boat ontop of mariana trench, since it crawls on the ocean floor, meaning it cant get you. [ From: 5:22 ]
3. You can also hire a person that can try to kill the snail, and hold it in his hand.
It will just float
I googlee
If the snail is smart enough maybe it can just skydive from a passing plane and hit you accurately in the desert
> be smart snail
> convince hairless monkey im God but no one must know.
> if hairless monkey betray me, I just be stupid snail.
> if not, make hairless monkey rich and powerful and deeply grateful to me
> Create secrets cult that worship me and use them to track down target.
> sit on loyal cultist as they walk up to target.
> target wont know what happened.
I did the math. It would take a snail about 23 CENTURIES to travel halfway across the world. So that moving back and forth thing would actually probably work pretty well.
and by the time it reaches you. you would want to die anyways
Finally an upload! Good to see you back.
the mariana trench is the deepest part of the ocean with only 1% of it being explored i would 100% geek out rn but to lazy i got a vid to watch
Daniel's snail method is lowkey horrifying and I could see it working
I would use the starting money to strike a deal with a corrupt government official to send me to space on a rocket and then never have Earth launch another rocket. And while all this is happening, someone else is holding the snail in place
Dan would trust Elias if something crazy legitimately happen, if it would give some good content! XD
I love how Daniel is trying to instill rhis idea that you will always be nervous about the snail 😰, and Elias is like : it's just a snail bro 😐
FROM 4:49 -
give someone 100 bucks to put a permanent tracker on the snail and then connect the tracker to your phone and always know where the snail is so you can move knowing exactly how close the snail is
again would work if the snail is dump, else the snail could remove the tracker and also just higher people to help.
But also tracker devices don't run forever, one day it will stop updating the location and then you fucked. XD
The snail would use the tracker against you make multiple decoys or reverse the tracker to track you or etc...
8:55 Elias could write in cursive with the slime he'd produce as a snail.
The snail assassin must be easy to hire
Probably could hire it for five dollars or less
Five more dollars the more dangerous the mission is for the snail
your only move is crawl
how to fight snail assassin:
step on it
that was the last time i step on a snail
The real question is, “can you survive a snail that’s a god?”
I would watch the anime about the snail that's been brainwashing someone, and the weird guy who is always on the lookout for snails.
I've always from time to time heard of this snail thing, but this time I've come to hear how to fight it...
I used to do this sort of stuff with my dad on walks, he would shoot down my every hypothetical, challenging me again and again it was so much fun i miss it
It's great to see Rooster Teeth's Snail Assassin is resurfacing.
How much concrete you want?
Elias: YES
Just one conversation can make a hilarious video
Elias has "tunnel vision." Not the actual issue, where you lose your peripheral vision, but the idiom that, in the chess world, means that you are so focused on one thing that you lose focus on everything else that is happening, which can lead to *your* loss.
Also, the befriending solution is an issue because the snail's only goal in life is to kill you.
They should have had Dan be the snail and Elias be the Human
Oh noooo………
Welcome To Hell My Friend
@@mahapatrasohamm what?
I didn’t specify, but it’s Elias saying this to Dan ,the killer snail.
oh
The idea of the concrete jar ocean thingy, torturing it until it stops thinking reminds me of Kars. And eventually he stopped thinking
Idea. Pour salt on it. It wouldnt die, but all moisture would be sucked out of its body. It would lose all movement due to lack of slime. It will lay there forever, suffering.
no, it will lay there till it gets wet again, if that even works, its emortal, it cant die, meaning it maintains some kind of form.
unless it can become a ghost... but a ghost snail is really BIG problem
7:05 did you forget you are IMMORTAL 'till you get touched by a snail, guns are useless against an IMMORTAL
1:32 or you put the jar inside a bigger jar then put it in concrete and then pour another layer of concrete on it and well a few more layers
The actual “contain it” 1:05
Animators got their part in the lore!
but not their pay😔💀
@@xiaojinaahMf still bringing out old drama, can you prove that dan is not paying his current animators other than that whim because of an old drama?
I believe dan has changed, and all that negativity should just let go already it's annoying.
@@mrmason23 u when someone makes a joke: ackshually🤓☝
i vented a little too much soooooo lmaoo
No because even with a hitman, you’re immortal until the snail finds you.
Stephen and hosuh will always be the core of danplan you don’t deserve this channel, like nobody clicked for dan 🥳
Man this channel never recovered did it, serves Dan right for mistreating his friends as employees by nit paying them properly and over working them while being verbally and emotionally abusive 💕✨️
Not to sound rude or anything. But I genuinely didn't know that this channel was still producing content. I hadn't been getting any notifications or anything. I'm glad that still is.
They haven't posted in a year.
@@2_leaf_clover I wonder why.
6:43 it’s on sight, snail
Put a tracker on it so you always know where the snail is or hire someone to always put the snail back in a box when they see it move
10:09 solution: ruin only his life and make it so only he wants to end it this way you will be able to continue on in a nice world.
'Puts snail in jar' Snail : 'Orders Misslile'
I’m with Elias on this one 😂
human and snail: truce?
they decide to shake on it-
*dies
Thank you for the new video Dan, it's entertaining as always
Living forever would be FAR, FAR WORSE THAN DYING.
change my mind.
fr bro like I would be SO bored 😭
5:11
Wrong. The snail is as smart as you are and will just charter a plane.
“Its a snail. Its next move is crawl” I cracked up😂
1:50 That exactly what I would do, but I would put a tracker on the concrete box so when I need to die..I will.
I like how dan crumbles at elias's slight usage of brain power.
3:09 you'd be pretty dead with those tactics
For the "Must travel at snail speed" rule just put it on a 360° treadmil, it will move, but get pushed back into place
Elias is too damn smart!
8:08 “it’s a snail it’s next move is crawl” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:51 THIS BUBLY CAN IS TALKING TO ME
"You get one million dollars and you're immortal but a snail that is also immortal will track you down until it kills you."
"Hey have you ever seen how Kars loses in JoJo's?"
"Yes, why- oh no."
"Ohhhhhhh yes."
1:04 send it into a black hole
Sweet.
Where I can get this-
_BLACK HOLE_ ?
Just to space, it easier and cheaper
I love these guys and these animators sm😂
I started watching this channel like a month ago and I honestly wasn't ready for such a long wait between videos
The old videos are WAY better
@@jinx1139 I watched a lot of the older ones they were pretty good 👍
The videos used to be good until Everyone left💔
@@vampish. Wait who left?
@@Happyman_iD Stephen and huosuh
"What's the best way to make sure it never touches you"
I'm American, and you know what we do best.
Does it have to be skin on skin contact? If not, wear a full body lightweight snail slime proof catsuit. Even if it crawls on you you'll be fine.
Let's say you can't do that XD
@leonaise7546 so the exercise is based on inevitability...there is no pro-active defensive or offensive play here? What about tagging the snail with a tiny tracking beacon that allows you to know where he is at all time?
I sure hope Elias is getting paid and will not be replaced.
This is the first Danplan video I’ve seen since Stephen and Hosuh left and it’s so weird to me how these scenarios went from Dan hosting 3 or 4 people to just him and one guy I guess it was hard to find people after how he treated the last employees. Side note anyone know what happened to the rest of the team like obviously Hosuh and Stephen do plan 3 now but what happened to Jay (I remember he made a response video but it was taken down) or Annabelle or anyone else in the team?
I think they All left after what happened, since Jay came out in support of Stephen, Dan got what was coming to him.
He hasn't got all of what's coming to him. He still has a platform. I don't think he should still have any of the support he gets. I'm seeing way too many people still supporting this douche.
I’ll reason with the snail and if teh snail DOSNT agree for both of us to live, then I’ll put the snail in a box and keep it in my freezer for 13 years
7:06 But you're still immortal, what's the hitman gonna do to you?
Edit: Here's the best unique answer. you make a mote around your home and at the bottom is a circular treadmill that will have thew snail infinitely attempting to walk to you. Boom 200K ish money gone and I got 800k left to invest and make my home a luxury resort for myself
Post war apocalypse:”everyone is dead, but you’re still here.”
8:49 *T E X T I N G*
Or Morse code. Also, how can a snail text? Like, even if it was smart, it still could not do that.
I like how he thought trapping someone for eternity isn't torture but suddenly lack of oxygen is bad
You also need to account one thing: World ending scenarios. Eventually, either by nuclear war or the sun dying, you'll need the snail to actually DIE. Throw it in the ocean or launch it into space, and you'll live in agony for eternity.
My rules:
Snail can get your location
Snail has no path to you? Snail will go through walls.
Snail will always move to you.
Snail glides on surfaces and can climb anything (not air lol)
Both of you are immortal and don't feel pain or go crazy.
Both of you are the smartest beings ever with unlimited money (Including the Snail)
Snail kills only you on touch and becomes human.
Human Strat:
Hire body Guards.
Snail Strat:
Befriend/Hire Human Using Writing. Commit build cool trap thing.
It was weird when watching danplan without stephen
5:34 SIR! stop jumping around the airpline theM: but but SNAAIIILLL
5:22 Mariana trench?
Yes
Ah, the immortal snail question, yes?
This seems pretty to solve either trap the snail or just avoid it because its a snail
"its entire purpose is to touch you" 😭