Shit, everyone talking about whos sigma, whos alpha, and whos - well everyone knows Hammond is the beta. But no one talking about how that camera man is a fking chad. Death tire rolling at him, he just recognizes that its gonna slightly miss him and just moves to pan the camera to track the tire.
A documentary that includes Cameraman, Stigma, Alpha, Beta, Sigma... Alpha: "As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Top Gear morning is shattered by the bellow of a wild Sigma: 'CLARKSONNN!' " *Sigma swears revenge*
Sigma Rule #768: use bladed wheels on your car to kneecap others and you'll always be taller than everyone else. #fuckmanlets #heightismight #grindsetnotmindset
The Mad Max analogy fits for Clarkson too perfectly
Shit, everyone talking about whos sigma, whos alpha, and whos - well everyone knows Hammond is the beta.
But no one talking about how that camera man is a fking chad. Death tire rolling at him, he just recognizes that its gonna slightly miss him and just moves to pan the camera to track the tire.
He was the cameraman, he knew he'd be fine
cameramen are invincible
Camerman never dies
@@WeedShaggy *Alec Baldwin hs entered the chat*
Note that in the original, the #Stigma was not foiled by any of the three.
#StigmillionaireGrindset
Stigma male
@@stagetired Facts. the Stig is the ultimate sigma
this episode is so perfect for this
What season and episode is this? I need to re-watch it
Sigma plays his favourite lo-fi beats playlist
Im dead
I am outraged to not see the bit where Stig's wipers came on.
What bit? The sigmas plan had no flaws, unbeatable
@@MJETH-cam We all know Stig is the true Sigma male
**Fellow Sigma finds subtle flaw in the plan and exploits it to narrowly escape**
By far the best one I’ve ever seen and it’s not close. Well done sir, true sigma
i am cryiing
* Beta hasn‘t quite figured out cirles yet * 😂
A documentary that includes Cameraman, Stigma, Alpha, Beta, Sigma...
Alpha: "As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Top Gear morning is shattered by the bellow of a wild Sigma: 'CLARKSONNN!' " *Sigma swears revenge*
TOP GEAR SIGMA ALCHEMIST 😂
"The Police"
Still Hammond being the beta :D
hammond surving every crash is sigma.
Sigma Rule #768: use bladed wheels on your car to kneecap others and you'll always be taller than everyone else. #fuckmanlets #heightismight #grindsetnotmindset
Yes.
how dare u say hammond is beta he drove a car 300 mph upside down
Still gurning from last night 😂
mate, these will be big
So what the stig is he a sigma, beta or alpha
Only thing to ever exist that's both a true sigma and an alpha at the same time
He’s omega
he is stigma
@@randomuser2207 best comment xD.
He isn't any of those, he's a stig.
So long story you love james and u hate the other two for picking on him?
Love these sigma memes. Hammond is such a beta.
That was Dummy People not Not Sigma and Alpha
Pee