JFJ really the type to take the Moon and then take the Sun, you can tell by the way he plays abiotic factor that he takes all the stuff that seems like fun, he stirred it up till it was nice and done, now here he is with a nearly hour long video for everyone!
Honestly, I was genuinely surprised at how good Abiotic Factor was. From my first impression I thought it'd be janky as hell, but after actually playing it and seeing all the things the update added, I can tell the dev teams genuinely interested in making it the best game they can.
my favorite part about this update is how we go into the neurowhatever, smash the fuck out of ALL those orbs, only to find several, perfectly good ones in the respawning snow area
Thinking quickly JFJ constructs a functional combat shotgun using nothing more that a roll of duct tape, a soda can, and a fully functional combat shotgun!
20:46 is DOES just keep going, you need the Diving Suit it actually progress down there. There IS something down there but it's not an enemy but I won't say more.
There is actually something at the bottom of the ink well. I won’t say what but you have to dive for a while to find it, and I recommend getting a diving suit to do so.
The comments about some people not feeling hungry is so real. I don't have a functioning appestat (the thing that controls your hunger) so I can go for almost 2 days before my stomach just feels intense and uncontrolled pain, it also doesn't tell me when I'm full so I have to be conscious about the sheer volume I can eat. It's really weird
What a cool intro! I've loved watching you and your channel grow since the early days, Whenever I've had creators I've liked for long periods especially from when they first started and had anywhere from 800 to 1.5k followers and 99.99% of the time they either change or the 100k+ followers thing changes THEM, either way the magic is gone and the popularity either went to their heads or they couldn't keep the mask on anymore or didn't want to. Not you- You've been rightfully unapologetically yourself since day 1 (Much to the of course unintentional but these days unavoidable and galactic levels of offense by the wokies - Like wookies but the women are hairier somehow) 😂 Jokes aside, your genuine kindness, mirth, humour and laughter have gotten me through some REALLYdark and hopeless nights. I had been homeless for almost 7 years after my partner committed suicide, lose my job because I was suddenly underperforming and my "excuses weren't good enough." And so I decided that was a good time to have a full on breakdown, didn't take long before reality and clarity began to come to me in the snow "Hey yeah, this sucks and I want to get back on track" But my local government decided I wasn't vulnerable because I didn't have a criminal record nor any alcohol or drug addiction issues (Wish I was joking, you'd think having to sleep under a rat infested multi-story car-park occasionally getting bitten or waking up with one the size of a medium cat in your sleeping bag trying to get warm, getting attacked, urinated on by drunk idiots or having your tent set on fire while you were asleep inside would qualify as being "vulnerable" or my mental health at that time, but no. ) But not only knowing that at the end of a long, depressing day my phone and power bank would be charged, I'd have enough money for a bit of food and a doctor pepper or similar, something as a treat - SOMETIMES I'd manage to get a cheap bed and breakfast for a night!, Knowing that when I'd get "home" I could put my headphones in, and watcj your videos sideways on an old cracked Iphone 5 screen (Still using it as a phone because phones are expensive lol) and I'd get to laugh, disconnect from where I was or what had happened in my life, and feel like I was sat in my room or my office, eating a home cooked roast dinner, pissing myself laughing until I'd eventually go to sleep still feeling like I was home, indoors and warm, there were a few times where I wanted to join her and I came close but the kindness of strangers (mainly kids as they don't judge, they just see a sad man who's been soaked by the rain- One little girl who must have been around 8 read my sign and jumped over it and gave me the tightest hug she could and I broke because I was just going over the details in my head how I was going to end it that night) and there were times I was thinking about it and you actually just talked about depression and got deep for a moment, I forget what video it was I've tried finding it again to save it for sentimental reasons because it was what I needed to hear that night. Sorry for the rant but I just wanted to let you know how much your content and your heart has helped me at the darkest point of my life. I've been off the street for 5 years, healing and getting into shape, therapy, every month is a struggle staying fed and paying bills but I'm surviving, and working towards soon thriving. So thanks JFJ, thanks for making me laugh, thanks for being you, don't you ever change king. Hopefully we will game someday when I've got a gaming rig, stay safe All the best from the UK 🤙🖤
Hey J, you got me to buy this game and I've never played a game like this in a long damn time. I even "beat" the game before this update and got to the Bloodborne lady. I'm starting a new save today to play the game through again. Wish me luck. Love your content, fam.
Yo, being an animation snob i usually was skipping intro animations for your vids but this one was genuinely impressive, the progress is huge. Gonna watch them from now on for sure
@@thejfj i really have no idea how it could sound this way. Every artist has a huge backlog of art that was considered mediocre, that's a natural part of taking on a new skill. I watched your Dark Souls one and i saw the vision, but the skills were not up to the task. Here, the limited movement of the model and good camera work makes your work shine. As i said im huge animation snob, be it 2d or 3d so it's hard to impress me, but seeing how much work you had to put into animation throughout this year the progress is night and day and i respect the grind. Again, love you to death, didn't mean to demotivate you
@mclemonado I got where you were coming from. It's rough to watch someone start out with a new thing, there's plenty of 2D digital artists whose current works I love but disliked their older stuff quite a bit.
I'm sure this has probably already been commented somewhere but the x-ray tower gun just stuns the reaper which gives you a chance to get the essence whereas the laser weapons just despawn him, I tested it myself when the update released
banger of a video, also it's been a long time since i've seen a pair of brothers from other mothers. the amount of times you and shotgun were just on the same wavelength made this so much funnier on a side note i absolutely love abiotic facotor and want to keep supporting the devs, this game is amazing
18:18 I experience that but also as a bonus if my stomach hurts I can’t tell if it’s because I’m hungry or because I’m about to be sick and shouldn’t eat.
hay jfj it looked like you restarted your whole play threw sense last played, little heads up you don't need to restart when updates drop you just need to update the game then play on any save you want. The only issue with playing on saves before the update is that texture will look funny for 2 hours because the lighting map is messed up.
18:20 i don't get hungry and my stomach doesn't growl, I just start shaking and my stomach acid starts to build up in my throat. it does not feel good, but if I wait long enough it'll just go away.
Would love to hear JFJ's opinions on Koreans bringing Tango Gameworks and HiFi Rush back from the dead (and again later after they pull a Callisto Protocol on Tango Gameworks) lol
I'm glad J is as terrified as me in this update, for a game that is not horror-oriented, both sectors made me shit my pants especially diving in Hydroplant.
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JFJ really the type to take the Moon and then take the Sun, you can tell by the way he plays abiotic factor that he takes all the stuff that seems like fun, he stirred it up till it was nice and done, now here he is with a nearly hour long video for everyone!
Rada rada
SO COME ON IN FEEL FREE TO DO SOME LOOKIN
@@CoolPsyco STAY A WHILE CUZ SOMETHINS ALWAYS COOKIN
“CHOWDA PASS ME THE MG42!”
@@KGKSkull COME ON IN, FEEL FREE TO DO SOME LOOKING,
STAY A WHILE, 'CAUSE SOMETHING'S ALWAYS COOKING!
YEAH!
Thinking quickly, JFJ constructs a makeshift shotgun, using only some duct tape, a soda can, and a shotgun.
tetsuya yamagami wishes he had this level of craftsmanship
thats just the soda popper from tf2 lmao
I too love Dave the Barbarian, one of the best Saturday Disney cartoons.
Honestly, I was genuinely surprised at how good Abiotic Factor was. From my first impression I thought it'd be janky as hell, but after actually playing it and seeing all the things the update added, I can tell the dev teams genuinely interested in making it the best game they can.
In great irony, I ignored those orbs and went for the ones in the horrible French hell.
Ikr, it's like raft but good
And you are LITERALLY A BLACK MESA SCIENTIST
my favorite part about this update is how we go into the neurowhatever, smash the fuck out of ALL those orbs, only to find several, perfectly good ones in the respawning snow area
13:19 the friendship of these two shines whenever they sync like this, jfj immediately picked it up
Thinking quickly JFJ constructs a functional combat shotgun using nothing more that a roll of duct tape, a soda can, and a fully functional combat shotgun!
Bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. A bad fishing mini game is better than a good monetization scheme.
20:46 is DOES just keep going, you need the Diving Suit it actually progress down there. There IS something down there but it's not an enemy but I won't say more.
47:05 THAT'S ONE OF THE OLD MAPS FROM GARRY'S MOD 13! HOLY SHIT!
Horse semen joke while I was eating chunky Campbell's soup, thanks J, another peak video
There is actually something at the bottom of the ink well. I won’t say what but you have to dive for a while to find it, and I recommend getting a diving suit to do so.
my favorite thing about that elden ring looking place is how it has the same layout as the security sector the portals are in.
21:00 What a Dean Takahashi-ass jump.
Another great Video to watch at 3am and wonder why my sleep schedule is so bad.
9:13 tap X to resist
J: Resist?
The comments about some people not feeling hungry is so real. I don't have a functioning appestat (the thing that controls your hunger) so I can go for almost 2 days before my stomach just feels intense and uncontrolled pain, it also doesn't tell me when I'm full so I have to be conscious about the sheer volume I can eat. It's really weird
3:59 *I’D SHIT MY PANTS A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE I LET THIS COMPANY DIE!*
I got curious about what Shotgun was talking about at 14:48 and it did not disappoint.
You got teleported to the Shadow of the Erdtree part 2
24:40 that was an oddly good impression of Crazy Dave
I’m so glad there’s more of this
24:34 bro became crazy dave there for a second
"im the racist man alive and that black man is one of the best ones I know!"
JFJ will always be such a critter. Such a lil cat.
What a cool intro!
I've loved watching you and your channel grow since the early days, Whenever I've had creators I've liked for long periods especially from when they first started and had anywhere from 800 to 1.5k followers and 99.99% of the time they either change or the 100k+ followers thing changes THEM, either way the magic is gone and the popularity either went to their heads or they couldn't keep the mask on anymore or didn't want to.
Not you- You've been rightfully unapologetically yourself since day 1 (Much to the of course unintentional but these days unavoidable and galactic levels of offense by the wokies - Like wookies but the women are hairier somehow) 😂
Jokes aside, your genuine kindness, mirth, humour and laughter have gotten me through some REALLYdark and hopeless nights.
I had been homeless for almost 7 years after my partner committed suicide, lose my job because I was suddenly underperforming and my "excuses weren't good enough."
And so I decided that was a good time to have a full on breakdown, didn't take long before reality and clarity began to come to me in the snow "Hey yeah, this sucks and I want to get back on track" But my local government decided I wasn't vulnerable because I didn't have a criminal record nor any alcohol or drug addiction issues (Wish I was joking, you'd think having to sleep under a rat infested multi-story car-park occasionally getting bitten or waking up with one the size of a medium cat in your sleeping bag trying to get warm, getting attacked, urinated on by drunk idiots or having your tent set on fire while you were asleep inside would qualify as being "vulnerable" or my mental health at that time, but no. )
But not only knowing that at the end of a long, depressing day my phone and power bank would be charged, I'd have enough money for a bit of food and a doctor pepper or similar, something as a treat - SOMETIMES I'd manage to get a cheap bed and breakfast for a night!, Knowing that when I'd get "home" I could put my headphones in, and watcj your videos sideways on an old cracked Iphone 5 screen (Still using it as a phone because phones are expensive lol) and I'd get to laugh, disconnect from where I was or what had happened in my life, and feel like I was sat in my room or my office, eating a home cooked roast dinner, pissing myself laughing until I'd eventually go to sleep still feeling like I was home, indoors and warm, there were a few times where I wanted to join her and I came close but the kindness of strangers (mainly kids as they don't judge, they just see a sad man who's been soaked by the rain- One little girl who must have been around 8 read my sign and jumped over it and gave me the tightest hug she could and I broke because I was just going over the details in my head how I was going to end it that night) and there were times I was thinking about it and you actually just talked about depression and got deep for a moment, I forget what video it was I've tried finding it again to save it for sentimental reasons because it was what I needed to hear that night.
Sorry for the rant but I just wanted to let you know how much your content and your heart has helped me at the darkest point of my life.
I've been off the street for 5 years, healing and getting into shape, therapy, every month is a struggle staying fed and paying bills but I'm surviving, and working towards soon thriving.
So thanks JFJ, thanks for making me laugh, thanks for being you, don't you ever change king.
Hopefully we will game someday when I've got a gaming rig, stay safe
All the best from the UK 🤙🖤
Hey J, you got me to buy this game and I've never played a game like this in a long damn time. I even "beat" the game before this update and got to the Bloodborne lady. I'm starting a new save today to play the game through again. Wish me luck. Love your content, fam.
Yo, being an animation snob i usually was skipping intro animations for your vids but this one was genuinely impressive, the progress is huge. Gonna watch them from now on for sure
That's demotivating
@@thejfj i really have no idea how it could sound this way. Every artist has a huge backlog of art that was considered mediocre, that's a natural part of taking on a new skill. I watched your Dark Souls one and i saw the vision, but the skills were not up to the task. Here, the limited movement of the model and good camera work makes your work shine. As i said im huge animation snob, be it 2d or 3d so it's hard to impress me, but seeing how much work you had to put into animation throughout this year the progress is night and day and i respect the grind. Again, love you to death, didn't mean to demotivate you
@mclemonado I got where you were coming from. It's rough to watch someone start out with a new thing, there's plenty of 2D digital artists whose current works I love but disliked their older stuff quite a bit.
Man, that start was like a flashbang lol. Wasn't expecting the Walking dead convo
7:00 Oooh water *starts fishing from a fucking FOUNTAIN *
The monster rolled out liked a drodaca
18:13 jfj called me out
animations only getting cleaner and cleaner. Keep it up J!
I'm sure this has probably already been commented somewhere but the x-ray tower gun just stuns the reaper which gives you a chance to get the essence whereas the laser weapons just despawn him, I tested it myself when the update released
Five Hundred Abiotic Factor Updates
WE MUST HAVE MOOOORE¬
JFJ listening to Boneworks OST while he plays?
Keeping it classy as always.
We Abioticing with this one
10:16 I have a pair of Jeans with "LUCKY YOU" stitched on the inside of the zipper. Who's bright idea was this?
banger of a video, also it's been a long time since i've seen a pair of brothers from other mothers. the amount of times you and shotgun were just on the same wavelength made this so much funnier
on a side note i absolutely love abiotic facotor and want to keep supporting the devs, this game is amazing
Need the SpongeBob "my leg" soundbite every time shotgun breaks his legs
'Oh my god I've never see- AUUGGHH!' Perfect cut. XD
"Joshua with huge knocker and big ass" my mind "time to draw"
"Your biggest value is your farts"
Truer words have never been spoke 🥃🥃
LETS GOOOO AN HOUR LONG JFJ VIDEO!!!!
Another great j man video of him just vlogging
18:18 I experience that but also as a bonus if my stomach hurts I can’t tell if it’s because I’m hungry or because I’m about to be sick and shouldn’t eat.
Lets go! I was waiting for episode 2
Always happy to see a upload jfj
I was hoping so bad for this yesterday and here it is lmfao
Hearing Boneworks music brings back so many memories every time. Radio Buddy will never be forgotten.
Vermintide 2 got an update, the VERSUS mode.
And it's really good. I recommand it.
26:35 jay's racism instincts kicked in
God i love this series so much
18:19 "Of course I know him, He's me."
16:32 THE ONE PIECE IS REALLL!!! can we get much higherrr (so highh) woh oh oh - ho woh ho ho
Chat asks about fuggable aylmaos. Jay then rants about non-fuggable aylmaos.
_Logic._
a JFJ video on MY birthday, so cool thanks J.
I'd be mad about the canada jokes if I didn't just have a maple cream ale.
25:38 IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!??!??!?
9:33 - IS-0098 can be caught in the fountain in Offices.
18:25 Literally me :3
I only know that I'm hungry if I start feeling like absolute shit.
24:35 Shotgun transforming into Crazy Dave
42:50 JFJ's dad walking into his house with some gourmet tuna for his boy
jfj: " AHHH AHHH AHH I HATE FISH"
J's dad :(
What you forgot to mention about aliens is space STDs
truly, the most fitting punishment: Horus and his heresy
hay jfj it looked like you restarted your whole play threw sense last played, little heads up you don't need to restart when updates drop you just need to update the game then play on any save you want. The only issue with playing on saves before the update is that texture will look funny for 2 hours because the lighting map is messed up.
I curse whatever ancestor passed down the genetics that causes me agony when I'm hungry
25:58 nobody should be reacting like that if he has a double barrel shotgun with ammo
Oh? Are you that racist? Somebody get this young man a Burger King crown and an airplane ticket stat!
That fishing mechanic is straight up Sea of Thieves
11:50 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Hey J did ya know Vinny from VineSauce is in the DLC of this game? And surprisingly no one noticed once :v
38:04 I just had a horrible flashback to Tak and The Great Juju Challenge
You know this game is good but the commentary/banter makes this a damn good video.
I had no idea finding Nemo had a version without the mommy murder
mans is getting good at animation
Damn shotgun was return to the zoo 21:19
Being early to a JFj video is like being early to the school shooting
Somebody link me that biting picture
Music in the video is Monomat Jingle. I got lucky finding it.
18:30 yeah and if we don't eat soon enough it would just hurt so bad you don't want to eat
18:20 i don't get hungry and my stomach doesn't growl, I just start shaking and my stomach acid starts to build up in my throat. it does not feel good, but if I wait long enough it'll just go away.
So when do you eat?
she takes the factors of my abiotic before she takes it to crush depth.
37:17 Its a wonderful day for pie~
Now I'm genuinely curious if J has ever seen Jaws.
i wonder how long it takes for them to find the email that shows you can keep the giant fish away from you wtih an xray.
Crush depth update AKA Shotgun gets kidnapped 13 times
Damn, nice animation!
26:40 do it for the vine
Man, I really did not want to learn how J's face reveal was because of his brother killing himself
Yeah... I feel you there. RIP.
JFJ the most BASED youtuber
Abiotic Factor is 100% in my top three best games ive played on steam, but i cant be sure which place.
18:21 that's not normal????????????
But who will clean the robot when I'm done?!
to make Fisherman's Glue... look up the real recipe.
Fish Bones and Hydrochloric Acid.
I should miss more streams so these are
funnier
The numbers mason, what do they mean
8:50 or get Galactic constipation
Would love to hear JFJ's opinions on Koreans bringing Tango Gameworks and HiFi Rush back from the dead (and again later after they pull a Callisto Protocol on Tango Gameworks) lol
I'm glad J is as terrified as me in this update, for a game that is not horror-oriented, both sectors made me shit my pants especially diving in Hydroplant.
18:13 that explains a lot