Any more of these Walfas _"Touhou Games in a Shellnut"_ movies and *ZUN* might as well put the pencil down, hang up the hat and retire in peace to the nearest bar to make Warhammer Fantasy/40000's Bugman Family of Dwarves proud.
Jokes like these were always far more appropriate to Alice, who hasn't had any playable or even major appearance for 15 years now. Sakuya fans don't know what it means to _actually_ be forgotten
Greninja the game this video depicts is touhou 6: embodiement of scarlet devil. one of the bosses in this game is Cirno. One of her spell cards is "icicle fall" which is what she was doing when the epic music starts. when fighting her on easy mode, you can literally survive by being directly infront of her because the spell wont reach there.
BRUH!!!!!! I went through billions of brute force searches to find my childhood animation and then I find you here! Some other dude who made other animations I loved. WHAT?!!?!?!
@@MemoiriaGodElcrin You "just" have to let the yellow bullets come down, and go through the right or left wall of bullets. There's large gaps inbetween them. Then you get to the center again. It should be over before you need to do it a second time. It's really easy once you understand how it works. :') (That could be said about every spellcard tbh)
Vince Love TH06's incident was the Scarlet Mist incident -- Scarlet mist keeps coming from the SDM, and Reimu and Marisa head there to deal with it. Remilia was the one making the mist.
4:31 You know what's ironic about this joke? At the time of the making of this video, Sakuya hadn't been in a game since Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Unbeknownst to us, however, *LITERALLY MONTHS LATER* we would get Double Dealing Character, in which Sakuya makes her grand return, before shortly being forgotten again. Edit: As of 2021, this joke is now irrelevant again, as Sakuya has been confirmed to be a playable character in Touhou 18.
The joke would be done much better against Alice today, who went from a notable recurring character in Windows games to basically nothing after Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. Did you know she hasn't had a major or playable role in any game since Hisoutensoku fifteen years ago? Sakuya's drought from Scarlet Weather Rhapsody to Double Dealing Character was only a bit over half that length.
She was playable in Touhou 5 and _then_ disappeared. And judging from how this vengeful spirit got aspirations of attaining godhood in her Extra stage ending of that game, I believe Yukari decided Mima was too dangerous to keep around and "disposed" of her behind Reimu and Marisa's backs.
2:51 Oh god, I died laughing! XD That "nope.avi" joke along with the Yukkuri face and that L4D music..... must be one of the most random (and funny) things I've seen on Walfas!
I wanna thank you for how i discovered touhou back in the days when I played and watched tf2 videos. this is the most iconic touhou parody ever created you deserve each of your 8k likes right now
3:32 Hong Meiling: Jao!!!!. Patchouli Knowledge: (*Hysterical Laughter*) XD. Patchouli Knowledge: What in the world is "Jao". Hong Meiling: Its a war cry. Patchouli Knowledge: How about doing it a little more normally?
I remembered that quote! It's from the the Touhou M-1 2nd Grand Prix, where Meiling teaches Patchouli how to be stronger and somewhat love Marisa.... Parappa the Rapper style of course!
Okay, I get it. The Embodiment of Scarlet Fortress 2 has voice actors for the women of the Touhou Project universe: 0.Demo Hakurei 1.Hong Demoman 2.Sniper Scarlet (Remilia and Flandre) 3.Scout Fairies 4.Soldier Rumia 5.Cirno Heavy 6.Greater Scout (Daiyousei) 7.Engineer Knowledge 8.Little Scout (I forgot her name was) 9.Spy Izayoi
@@Lord_Slifer The original game was released in 2002. It included: Sakuya with her time-manipulation powers, a spellcard called "Sakuya's world" and a conversation between Marisa Kirisame and Remilia about how many times she had drink blood (the conversation apparently was almost the same as one from Jojo). Zun is a great fan of Jojo's.
*Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background* Sakuya: Intruder Alert! A Shrine Maiden is in the base! *Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', Shrine maid and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the Meiling watching the board]* Meiling: A RED Spy is in the base!? *The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Martial Arts Manual off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Meiling dashing down the stairs and through the Arena sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step she takes* Sakuya: Protect the battle! Meiling: We need to protect the briefcase! *Camera pans to reveal Keine trying to open the code-locked Briefcase Room door* Keine: Yo, a lil' help here!? *Meiling pushes the Keine aside and begins to decode' the combination* Meiling: *All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!* Keine: Let's go, let's go- *Utsuho comes around the corner, Fuel Rod in hand, charging towards the Keine and Meiling* Utsuho: INCOMING!!! *Utsuho shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Video and Money Room* Utsuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *screaming* *Keine reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe* Keine: *while screaming, he notices the briefcase* AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Utsuho: -AAAAalright then. Eirin: *Ahem.* [Camera zooms in to reveal the Eirin, with the Aya's corpse over one shoulder] Eirin: Gentlemen. [Meet the Eirin Title Card] *Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk* Eirin: I see the briefcase is safe. Meiling: Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Keine: Yeah, it is! Eirin: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Shrine Maiden on the way here? *The other three shake their heads and shrug* Eirin: No? Then we still have a problem. *He deposits the Aya's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Yin Yang Orb in her back* Meiling: ...and a Yin Yang. *Keine approaches and removes the Yin Yang Orb* Keine: Oooh, big problem. I've beated plenty of Shrine Maidens; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing idiots - like you! *Keine attempts to manipulate the knife like Eirin, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it* Keine: Ow! No offense. Eirin: If you managed to hurt them, I assure you, they were not like me. *Eirin deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Keine* And nothing...nothing like the woman loose inside this building. Keine: What're you? President of his fan club? *Meiling and Utsuho chuckle while the Eirin turns to face the Keine* Eirin: No...that would be your father! *Eirin reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the Reimu and Keine's father* Keine: What the? *stammers out of shock and disbelief* Eirin: Indeed, and now he's here to exterminate us! So listen up girl, or pornography starring your father will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. *Meiling and Utsuho examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular* Meiling: Oh! *Keine frantically retrieves the photos as Eirin lights and and places arrow on bow in the foreground* Keine: Gimme that! Eirin: This Shrine Maiden has already breached our defenses... *Fade to the Reimu, creeping through the Arena tunnels. She pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Maid Fairies with Patchouli. She slides a Yin Yang Orb across the floor, disarming and eliminating the Fairies immediately* Patchouli: Fairies Down! *Patchouli throws her book down and frantically reaches for her Spell Card, only to have the Reimu shoot her in the head with the Yin Yang Orb. The dead Patchouli crashes through a door and the Reimu steps over her and fires at a target off-screen* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room. Eirin leans over the dead Aya, gesturing frantically.* Eirin: *You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!* *Fade to the Aya, still alive and record8jg from a dusty attic. Reimu creeps up on her and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting Aya, who engages Reimu with Aya leaf. A struggle ensues. Reimu deftly dodges and parries Aya’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Aya is cut across his left cheek, gutted under the right rib cage, cut across the back of his skul, and is ultimately Spellcard break.* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room* Eirin: And worst of all, she could be any one of us... *Fade to the RED Spy fighting a Youmu, armed with a sword* Youmu: Raus, raus! *Reimu breaks the Youmu's arm, disarming her. Close-up on the Reimu face as she disguises as Youmu, sans spectacles* Youmu: [gasps] no... *Reimu kills the Youmu with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her spectacles, which she catches and wears, completing his disguise* *Cut back to the Video and Money room. Eirin looks frantic* Eirin: She could be in this very room! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be- *She is cut off as her head kicked, knocking her out. The camera switches to Meiling, Fighting position, with a confused Utsuho and a panicked Keine* Keine: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Utsuho: Oh! Meiling: What? It was obvious! *Meiling cracks her knuckles.* She's the Shrine Maiden! Watch, she'll turn red any second now... *Meiling and Utsuho approach the unconscious Eirin, with Meiling prodding the Eirin's foot with her foot* Meiling: Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood. Utsuho: So, we still got problem... Meiling: Big problem... *Keine lingers behind, her expression sinister. She approaches Meiling and Utsuho, retrieving the knife she pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily* Meiling: All right, who's ready to go find this Shrine Maiden? *As Keine approaches, she flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Reimu* Reimu: Right behind you. *[Touhou Project ending flourish music plays, with the beating of Meiling and Utsuho punctuating the beat of the tune.* *fade to the scattered photos of the Keine father. Reimu retrieves one of them and tons of Yen then smiles wistfully* Reimu: Ahh... ma 小さなカリフラワー . *Reimu walks off with the Yen in tow. Fade to black.*
That is because Reimu Hakurei and Hong Meiling are voiced like Demoman, Rumia is voiced by Soldier, Daiyousei, Koakuma and the fairies were voiced by Scout, Patchouli Knowledge is voiced by Engineer, Cirno is voiced by Heavy and finally Remilia and Flandre Scarlet are voiced by Sniper. This is Embodiment of Scarlet Fortress 2! All we need someone who can make a SFM or MMD video of EoSD in a Shellnut!
Lazypurple:" When you encounter a spy like this spy, HE JUST WONT DIE" Me:(trying to beat the 5 stage and then failed) Spy: who are u Sakuya: Im you but i can Z A W A R U D O
I was enjoying the video, grin on my face the whole way. Lost it at "Everything above your head is gonna be a fine red mist." given the whole plot of EOSD is a red mist. :D
EoSD in a nutshell. (in my opinion as someone who has not played the game yet but has seen the memes, some playthroughs and other people having Flandre PTSD) Stage 1: Complete Darkness Stage 2: 9 Stage 3: Chinese sans Stage 4: Ashmatic Bookworm Stage 5: Dio's daughter Stage 6: Probably another jojo reference Extra Stage: fuck.
EoSD but I played it and never got past Sakuya Stage 1: T-Pose, but it’s 2006 Stage 2: ばか Stage 3: My eyes hurt Stage 4: *violent coughing* Stage 5: ZA WAAAAARUDO Stage 6: I thought she could alter fate making it impossible to win Extra Stage: Ow my eyes, and my entire body
At the end im like Ah she defeated remilia shes putting on shades ah the final cutscene, and then all of a suddeh, *DSHEYYYYYWWWW* and then flandre... appears
reimu-demoman - demoknight rumia-soldier cirno-heavy Daiyousei-scout meiling - other demoman patchouli - engineer Koakuma- wait is another scout? sakuya - spy remilia - sniper flandre - other sniper tf2 made it into touhou!!!
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:'D 2014 and still loving this video
I didnt know u liked Tou Hou ;o *gasps*
waddaboutnow
Sr Pelo *WHOA WHAT YOU'RE HERE*
Sr Pelo 2017 and it's still awesome xD
Sr Pelo 100th like!
This tells more about the story than the game itself
Any more of these Walfas _"Touhou Games in a Shellnut"_ movies and *ZUN* might as well put the pencil down, hang up the hat and retire in peace to the nearest bar to make Warhammer Fantasy/40000's Bugman Family of Dwarves proud.
sakuya: did you forget about me >:)
zun: yes
sakuya: nooooooooooooooooo *dies*
best part
+liam duczek Don't worry though we still love Sakuya.
+liam duczek Emotional Crit!
+Kenton Barks who is Sakuya?
+Thomas Scally Her name is not Xion, so you should remember her ! >=)
+Thomas Scally ;_: I felt my heart break
It is hilarious in hindsight that Sakuya is no longer forgotten to death.
Remelia decided to make her a Vampire anyway it seems
LiveErrors
That’s totally unnecessary. Sakuya is immortal anyway with her time manipulation abilities.
Considering the dark fate that befell *Marisa's* former mentor *Mima,* the _Timestopper Maidservant of the Mansion Scarlet Devil_ had it easy greasy.
She is playable again in Touhou 18
Jokes like these were always far more appropriate to Alice, who hasn't had any playable or even major appearance for 15 years now. Sakuya fans don't know what it means to _actually_ be forgotten
As a man who has beaten EoSD before, I can safely say that this is *EXACTLY* what the game is like.
So that is why eternity mode is a pain in the ass...
@@n0t_UN_Owen fate-ality
_Very_ tellin', especially considerin' *ZUN's* usual "art style".
ah yes
s a m e
and not a single medic voice was heard that day.
*MEDICCCCCCCCCC!!!!!*
Yahiamice
To be fair, Eirin wasn't involved in this incident.
Yahiamice medic can fit with Utsuho tbh
Necromite_3000: no that would be soldier
Connor Weaver what's a soldier? is it fun to play with?
Here's a touching story. Once upon a time you died. The end. FATALITY.
+HipHoopla YAY! FATE-ALITY
wessltov .-.
I suck at spelling......
that smoker's laugh as she's spinning around cracks me up every time.
This shits too long i'm gonna continue tomorrow
Cirno: Get behind me! Actually, it'd be safer in front.
i understood that reference
Please explain, I am too retarded to understand.
Greninja the game this video depicts is touhou 6: embodiement of scarlet devil. one of the bosses in this game is Cirno. One of her spell cards is "icicle fall" which is what she was doing when the epic music starts. when fighting her on easy mode, you can literally survive by being directly infront of her because the spell wont reach there.
**COUGH **COUGH** baka **COUGH** **COUGH**
Nirakolov this implies cirno is dangerous
GOOD FREAKING JOB MAN!!!! X'DDD I LOVE EVERYTHING
specially the touhou jokes XDDD
5:55
Tf2 + touhou: lo mejor
Cursed seeing this here.
@@ivanthehighman177 very
BRUH!!!!!! I went through billions of brute force searches to find my childhood animation and then I find you here! Some other dude who made other animations I loved. WHAT?!!?!?!
10 year old sir pelo comment? More likely than you think !
lol
Sakuya: did u forget about me?
Reimu: yes
Cirrnis it's ZUN who said that.
*E M O T I O N A L H I T !*
Spy: i die good for me sad :(
Me: i die lol
it iz alwayz gud day to be giant ferry
If being a boat happens to be your thing.
Or if they use a spell card again.
I'd _ship_ it
Dammit, I can't _sea_ any more puns to use.
Cirno Express!
10 years later and the fanbase's sense of humor hasn't changed at all, just become faster paced.
I didn't know I needed this in my life before I saw this video...
Reimu with black scottish guy's voice. Yup.
orange juice It's the demo man! :)
orange juice An alcoholic
Bomb - chucking
Caber-pelting
Peg Leg - wearing
Sword-swiping
F-f-fucking flying
Blackscottishcyclops
*bomb-lobbin' simpleton
+ProtoZilla I swear to god, I see you in the comments of most TH-cam videos I watch
Reimu Hakurei = Demoman
Rumia the Youkai = Soldier
Daiyousei the Great Fairy = Scout
Cirno the Ice Fairy = Heavy
Hong Meiling = Enemy Demoman
Koakuma the Devil = Another Scout
Patchouli Knowledge = Engineer
Sakuya Izayoi = Spy
Remilia Scarlet = Sniper
Flandre Scarlet = Another Sniper
And here I am, almost 9 years later, for the 20th anniversary of the game.
Same! I've been passing it around all over the place. Great minds think alike and all that. (=^_^=)
7 months later... damn
pelo's new video made me remember this masterpiece
Same here
He's got a 7 year old top comment on this video.
Heck even sr pelo comment on this video
Reimu:COULDNT YOU SEE THE BLOODY TREE?! *silence* Rumia:NO
*REIMU:* ...
_(Reimu blasts Rumia to oblivion!)_
*RUMIA:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
*REIMU:* WAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Remember kids, this is canon.
all they're going to glue Yuyuko back together, *IN HAKUGYOKUROU!*
That mixing was just.. *PERFECT*
Ya mean
IN *HLHGHKHKGYHYGHYYGHKRU*
Everything above your neck is gonna be a
*puts on sunglasses*
FINE RED MIST
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I love that line because the antagonists create a red mist to cover the sky.
Swedishwolfy Kat Technically it's scarlet but whatever.
Oh sorry
Scarlet is a shade of red, for what it's worth-- though I can't say I didn't notice that too.
Love you kongou. Keep that burning love flying
Lol that easy difficulty "Icicle Fall" :D
@Thiago Sarruf Exactly, that is why I played easy mode, and I can't figure out Icicle Fall on Normal cuz Im newb.
@@oofmasterp4799 same, I suck and I know it
@@MemoiriaGodElcrin You "just" have to let the yellow bullets come down, and go through the right or left wall of bullets. There's large gaps inbetween them. Then you get to the center again. It should be over before you need to do it a second time. It's really easy once you understand how it works. :')
(That could be said about every spellcard tbh)
A FINE RED MIST
pwawahahahaaha
Pecca
FINE RED MIST
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😎😎😎
Foine*
10 years and I still not over "fate-ality"
Fine red mist
I actually died at the remilia pun
So everything above your neck is a...
FINE, RED, MIST!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Alinol Kreany I don't get it
Vince Love TH06's incident was the Scarlet Mist incident -- Scarlet mist keeps coming from the SDM, and Reimu and Marisa head there to deal with it.
Remilia was the one making the mist.
Blade of Night yeah I just saw an anime adaptation of this
Oh...
I didn't know there was an anime interpretation of it...welp
4:31
You know what's ironic about this joke? At the time of the making of this video, Sakuya hadn't been in a game since Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Unbeknownst to us, however, *LITERALLY MONTHS LATER* we would get Double Dealing Character, in which Sakuya makes her grand return, before shortly being forgotten again.
Edit: As of 2021, this joke is now irrelevant again, as Sakuya has been confirmed to be a playable character in Touhou 18.
Wow so this happened twice now.
Will the time loop ever end?
The joke would be done much better against Alice today, who went from a notable recurring character in Windows games to basically nothing after Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. Did you know she hasn't had a major or playable role in any game since Hisoutensoku fifteen years ago? Sakuya's drought from Scarlet Weather Rhapsody to Double Dealing Character was only a bit over half that length.
Hold on, at 3:55, Sakuya uncloaks normally. But at 4:28, she uncloaks Dead Ringer style.
That time-stopping maid spy is a hacker!
Maybe for 4:19
Naw she changed loadout
Yeah, that's pretty much the normal reaction to encountering Flandre.
i like how they used tf2 voices
XD
touhou fans who dont know tf2 are going to be pissed
+DrOctoluke and by piss i mean jarate!
I watched this before knowing SrPelo and tf2, it really makes a change
And i, someone obsessed with both Señor Pelo AND TF2, i can assure you that THAT is how you Demoman.
ikr. I died when I realized how perfect Engineer fit Patchoulli XD
Here's a touching story: Once upon a time, you die.
FATE-ALITY!!
5:47 - She dies.
4:34 Sakuya was slain by ZUN!!!??? lol
FAILER YEANER but zun gave her a chance in DDC
:ech:
Talk about getting *smote* by the very god who made you manifest.
@@thundergodwannabe7260 unlike Mima, which ever since Touhou 3 we haven’t seen her anymore. :(
She was playable in Touhou 5 and _then_ disappeared. And judging from how this vengeful spirit got aspirations of attaining godhood in her Extra stage ending of that game, I believe Yukari decided Mima was too dangerous to keep around and "disposed" of her behind Reimu and Marisa's backs.
Lost it at Sakuya getting forgotten.
It's funny how no one notices Flandre's eyes move in the last scene. Try playing it sped up.
I did at normal speed. Thanks.
Lol
E
2:51 Oh god, I died laughing! XD
That "nope.avi" joke along with the Yukkuri face and that L4D music..... must be one of the most random (and funny) things I've seen on Walfas!
its not L4D its metal gear solid A for effort though
Fate-ality.
9 years later still a masterpiece
Years later, and I still love Scottish Voice Reimu. Idk anything about TF2 but I love these voices
I win...
...And that's why you don't mess with Flandre...
CreepypastaMaster7 Thank you Master7
Flandre Scarlet np.
Yes you do, that's why we love you
Alice Margatroid ٩(๑❛▽❛๑)۶
Geez, reimu! DEMO IS MY CLASS!
It seems that demo is the only class I can't play, nothing with stickies, no demoknight and no grenade launcher
It's ok. Only i can aim well when totally wasted =w=
You're in EOSD?
masterhacket213 ik T_T
masterhacket213 SHE'S DRUNK!!! YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!!!
1:16 Cirno is on her period XD
foin red misht.
Drunk Cirno
Oh NO you didn't! XD
Belrog Plutius LMFAOOOOOOO
It's 4 years old, and the girls have manly voices...
WHAT A GOOD VIDEO
I wanna thank you for how i discovered touhou back in the days when I played and watched tf2 videos. this is the most iconic touhou parody ever created you deserve each of your 8k likes right now
This is the funniest Touhou animation I have ever seen!
Watching it like the sixth or eighth time, still enjoy it.
This is so DAMN replayable...
3:32 Hong Meiling: Jao!!!!. Patchouli Knowledge: (*Hysterical Laughter*) XD. Patchouli Knowledge: What in the world is "Jao". Hong Meiling: Its a war cry. Patchouli Knowledge: How about doing it a little more normally?
I remembered that quote! It's from the the Touhou M-1 2nd Grand Prix, where Meiling teaches Patchouli how to be stronger and somewhat love Marisa.... Parappa the Rapper style of course!
Here's the link.
th-cam.com/video/3ZY8_rJlypk/w-d-xo.html
Okay, I get it. The Embodiment of Scarlet Fortress 2 has voice actors for the women of the Touhou Project universe:
0.Demo Hakurei
1.Hong Demoman
2.Sniper Scarlet (Remilia and Flandre)
3.Scout Fairies
4.Soldier Rumia
5.Cirno Heavy
6.Greater Scout (Daiyousei)
7.Engineer Knowledge
8.Little Scout (I forgot her name was)
9.Spy Izayoi
She doesn't have a name actually lol
Isn't the girl with Patch is Koakuma?
@@mediocrepersona-user3203 well yeah, according to fanon. She and daiyousei actually have NO canon names
2013... a better time. Also HOLY CRAP, was that a JoJo's reference in 2013!? Truly a masterpiece ahead of its time.
tecnically speaking, it was 2002
@@55alegria how so?
@@Lord_Slifer The original game was released in 2002. It included: Sakuya with her time-manipulation powers, a spellcard called "Sakuya's world" and a conversation between Marisa Kirisame and Remilia about how many times she had drink blood (the conversation apparently was almost the same as one from Jojo). Zun is a great fan of Jojo's.
@@55alegria Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining.
Always gotta comeback to this sometimes
'Did you forget about me?'
'Yes!'
CRITICAL HIT!
Best part in the entire game.
Or the fine red mist bit.
Remilia's joke at 5:55 genuinely made me burst out laughing. God, it was perfect.
"Everything above your head is going to be a fine, red, mist"
WHY...
7 years and this still rocks, even tho I haven’t watch it
10 years later and I find myself at this classic
Cirno: It is a good day to be a GIANT FAIRY. Yo! Yes! Yo! Youre DED!
This brings me a sense of pure joy, thank you very much
Sakuya: did u forget about me
ZUN: UES.
That yuyuko ending sequence...tears ;_;
Spookhunter7 wrong game
Reimu: Couldn’t you see the bloody tree?!
Rumia: No.
Reimu: YEET
ICICLE FALL! *moves forward*
I don't have touhou and I get it
+Emmett K the joke
k who cares
did you forget about me?
YES!
*ded*
Reimu: _Hah!_
Why is demo's voice just so perfect for reimu and why am i always reading reimu's lines in his voice now? ;.;
*Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background*
Sakuya: Intruder Alert! A Shrine Maiden is in the base!
*Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', Shrine maid and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the Meiling watching the board]*
Meiling: A RED Spy is in the base!?
*The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Martial Arts Manual off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Meiling dashing down the stairs and through the Arena sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step she takes*
Sakuya: Protect the battle!
Meiling: We need to protect the briefcase!
*Camera pans to reveal Keine trying to open the code-locked Briefcase Room door*
Keine: Yo, a lil' help here!?
*Meiling pushes the Keine aside and begins to decode' the combination*
Meiling: *All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!*
Keine: Let's go, let's go-
*Utsuho comes around the corner, Fuel Rod in hand, charging towards the Keine and Meiling*
Utsuho: INCOMING!!!
*Utsuho shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Video and Money Room*
Utsuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *screaming*
*Keine reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe*
Keine: *while screaming, he notices the briefcase* AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!
Utsuho: -AAAAalright then.
Eirin: *Ahem.*
[Camera zooms in to reveal the Eirin, with the Aya's corpse over one shoulder]
Eirin: Gentlemen.
[Meet the Eirin Title Card]
*Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk*
Eirin: I see the briefcase is safe.
Meiling: Safe and sound, mm-hmm.
Keine: Yeah, it is!
Eirin: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Shrine Maiden on the way here?
*The other three shake their heads and shrug*
Eirin: No? Then we still have a problem.
*He deposits the Aya's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Yin Yang Orb in her back*
Meiling: ...and a Yin Yang.
*Keine approaches and removes the Yin Yang Orb*
Keine: Oooh, big problem. I've beated plenty of Shrine Maidens; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing idiots - like you!
*Keine attempts to manipulate the knife like Eirin, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it*
Keine: Ow! No offense.
Eirin: If you managed to hurt them, I assure you, they were not like me. *Eirin deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Keine* And nothing...nothing like the woman loose inside this building.
Keine: What're you? President of his fan club?
*Meiling and Utsuho chuckle while the Eirin turns to face the Keine*
Eirin: No...that would be your father!
*Eirin reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the Reimu and Keine's father*
Keine: What the? *stammers out of shock and disbelief*
Eirin: Indeed, and now he's here to exterminate us! So listen up girl, or pornography starring your father will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
*Meiling and Utsuho examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular*
Meiling: Oh!
*Keine frantically retrieves the photos as Eirin lights and and places arrow on bow in the foreground*
Keine: Gimme that!
Eirin: This Shrine Maiden has already breached our defenses...
*Fade to the Reimu, creeping through the Arena tunnels. She pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Maid Fairies with Patchouli. She slides a Yin Yang Orb across the floor, disarming and eliminating the Fairies immediately*
Patchouli: Fairies Down!
*Patchouli throws her book down and frantically reaches for her Spell Card, only to have the Reimu shoot her in the head with the Yin Yang Orb. The dead Patchouli crashes through a door and the Reimu steps over her and fires at a target off-screen*
*Cut back to the Video and Money Room. Eirin leans over the dead Aya, gesturing frantically.*
Eirin: *You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!*
*Fade to the Aya, still alive and record8jg from a dusty attic. Reimu creeps up on her and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting Aya, who engages Reimu with Aya leaf. A struggle ensues. Reimu deftly dodges and parries Aya’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Aya is cut across his left cheek, gutted under the right rib cage, cut across the back of his skul, and is ultimately Spellcard break.*
*Cut back to the Video and Money Room*
Eirin: And worst of all, she could be any one of us...
*Fade to the RED Spy fighting a Youmu, armed with a sword*
Youmu: Raus, raus!
*Reimu breaks the Youmu's arm, disarming her. Close-up on the Reimu face as she disguises as Youmu, sans spectacles*
Youmu: [gasps] no...
*Reimu kills the Youmu with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her spectacles, which she catches and wears, completing his disguise*
*Cut back to the Video and Money room. Eirin looks frantic*
Eirin: She could be in this very room! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be-
*She is cut off as her head kicked, knocking her out. The camera switches to Meiling, Fighting position, with a confused Utsuho and a panicked Keine*
Keine: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Utsuho: Oh!
Meiling: What? It was obvious! *Meiling cracks her knuckles.* She's the Shrine Maiden! Watch, she'll turn red any second now...
*Meiling and Utsuho approach the unconscious Eirin, with Meiling prodding the Eirin's foot with her foot*
Meiling: Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood.
Utsuho: So, we still got problem...
Meiling: Big problem...
*Keine lingers behind, her expression sinister. She approaches Meiling and Utsuho, retrieving the knife she pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily*
Meiling: All right, who's ready to go find this Shrine Maiden?
*As Keine approaches, she flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Reimu*
Reimu: Right behind you.
*[Touhou Project ending flourish music plays, with the beating of Meiling and Utsuho punctuating the beat of the tune.*
*fade to the scattered photos of the Keine father. Reimu retrieves one of them and tons of Yen then smiles wistfully*
Reimu: Ahh... ma 小さなカリフラワー .
*Reimu walks off with the Yen in tow. Fade to black.*
I FOUND THE NOSTALGIA!!!!!!! YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!
(Took 10 friggin search results to find this again!)
"aa, craep"
"couldnt you see the bloody tree?"
"we are screw"
ohmygod i'm damn crying looooooooooooool
aaaaaaa gagagagagagaaaaaa
YOUMUSTDIE
thinking about srpelo
All I think about is Sr Pelo
orange juice it's time for....EDEWEDEHADUDUADUA
+Undertale Trash EWEDEDADYDUADUAEWEDEADYDUADUA
orange juice WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM?!?!
**slams the table**
After 7 years, I finally started playing EoSD and this vid is still relevant
Stopping time can be very useful. For me. ~Sakuya 2k16
Flandre sounding like the sniper is something i didnt know i needed
Demoman Reimu XD
That is because Reimu Hakurei and Hong Meiling are voiced like Demoman, Rumia is voiced by Soldier, Daiyousei, Koakuma and the fairies were voiced by Scout, Patchouli Knowledge is voiced by Engineer, Cirno is voiced by Heavy and finally Remilia and Flandre Scarlet are voiced by Sniper. This is Embodiment of Scarlet Fortress 2! All we need someone who can make a SFM or MMD video of EoSD in a Shellnut!
A
Flandre: You wanna hear something funny? Too bad! XD
That is actually very accurate there lmao
EVERYTHIN ABOVE YAH NECK'S GONNA BE A
*sun glasses*
FINE. RED. MIST
*yeaaaahhhhhh*
It’s been like 7 years when’s the sequel?
Mannnnnn this video had been uploaded 9 years ago
but it's still funny...
A MASTERPIECE
2024 and this is still one of my favorite videos on this website
i like the part in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil when all the characters became tf2 characters
"Ohh, they're gonna have to glue youyoukoh back together in HEUJAKAGOKRUH"
5:57 Since when Sniper plays Touhou?!
I cracked at ZA WAAARUDO
/ plays 'Mmm whatcha say' as Sakuya is forgotten
Reimu: Mother of mercy... COULDN'T YOU SEE THE BLOODY TREE?
Remia: No
Reimu: Utterly annihilates Remia
Emanuel Martinez Rumia*
Jonathan Landen Frick
MOTHER OF MERCY! Couldn't you see the BLOODY TREE!
no
SPINNING
3:10
And at that moment, Reimu knew:
She was a rock.
***** I don't know.
It's probably from the Anime version of Touhou, But, I don't know.
+Aaron Wu
Search Touhou Grand Prix Patchumeirin
Even 9 years later, this is still a masterpiece.
Flandre kicks so much ass, and can be adorable at the same time.
Lazypurple:" When you encounter a spy like this spy, HE JUST WONT DIE"
Me:(trying to beat the 5 stage and then failed)
Spy: who are u
Sakuya: Im you but i can Z A W A R U D O
I have no idea what's going on but TF2 sound effects always make things funny.
Oh, god, I lost my shit XD
That video is amazing.
This is unironically one of the best Touhou videos I've ever seen. Everything just works and hits right!
Flandre Scarlet
Patchouli Knowledge
Sakuya Izayoi
*****
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Yep.....Ryu showed that to me when I was Dating Koakuma.
._.
Wut
Hanzo Hasashi
=_=....Long story.
+Harry The Master *clicks on patchouli and is brought to meiling's page*
gigaswordblade
She changed her character.
I was enjoying the video, grin on my face the whole way. Lost it at "Everything above your head is gonna be a fine red mist." given the whole plot of EOSD is a red mist. :D
2019 and still here yo
I don't knowbwhy but Flandre Scarlet's joke made me laugh the most
EoSD in a nutshell.
(in my opinion as someone who has not played the game yet but has seen the memes, some playthroughs and other people having Flandre PTSD)
Stage 1: Complete Darkness
Stage 2: 9
Stage 3: Chinese sans
Stage 4: Ashmatic Bookworm
Stage 5: Dio's daughter
Stage 6: Probably another jojo reference
Extra Stage: fuck.
EoSD but I played it and never got past Sakuya
Stage 1: T-Pose, but it’s 2006
Stage 2: ばか
Stage 3: My eyes hurt
Stage 4: *violent coughing*
Stage 5: ZA WAAAAARUDO
Stage 6: I thought she could alter fate making it impossible to win
Extra Stage: Ow my eyes, and my entire body
It's been over ten years and yet I still think "Fate-ality" is one of the funniest puns ever.
try to beat the game without use a continue
well this is only way of open flandre
I is no.
At the end im like Ah she defeated remilia
shes putting on shades
ah the final cutscene, and then all of a suddeh,
*DSHEYYYYYWWWW*
and then flandre... appears
reimu-demoman - demoknight
rumia-soldier
cirno-heavy
Daiyousei-scout
meiling - other demoman
patchouli - engineer
Koakuma- wait is another scout?
sakuya - spy
remilia - sniper
flandre - other sniper
tf2 made it into touhou!!!
I remenber watching this video back in 2014 having no idea wtf is touhou, but now I got into touhou in 2021, this video is beautiful
Flandre for the win
It took many years for this to reach me and it’s beautiful
That Remilia tho 4:03
If you think that’s impressive, you should as the picture of Remilia that Sakuya keeps next to their bed.
This is incredible. For non-Touhou fans the jokes are still funny and they get funnier if you are a fan. Good job mate.
I actually laughed out loud at fine red mist
I came here expecting to learn about the storyline of EoSD rather quickly.
This is even better.