BLACK SARCOPHAGUS BBQ
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A CITIZENSHIP 🐮🔪
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Aleks and Khail face off in a culinary competition to see who truly is the better chef.
The following is for those multicultural.
Recuerdo el primer episodio cuando Brett mintió sobre que esto no era un espectáculo.
Thank You 🐮🔪
BLACK SARCOPHAGUS BBQ
Aleks chaotically screaming in the background as Brett, nonchalantly explaining what Khail is doing, is my favorite thing yet
i made your career
Stegosriz ur right I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for u :c
dude i'm really jealous, you got more likes than my epic twitter post :c
go hubie
20:06
It's been so long since he used it he doesn't even recognize his own channel name.
LOL.
Is this how they spawned Anubis, the egyptian god of the dead, that appeared in yesterdays video?
lore
Lesser known member of the Anubis family.
ANUBIS CHRIST
Khail looks like a premade tony hawk character
Chalk Maddison he looks like the generic forza horizon driver
5 minutes in and Aleks completely lost it.
N I C E
1:05 This bit is never gonna get old
I'm counting on it
Aleks’ burgers looked really good but maybe without the noodles.
and the bugs
Guanjyn Spoilers smh
This is becoming my favorite show they get pretty creative hahahahah
I'm still really upset that they didn't call this series " CowCHOPPED"
yeah me too, wasted opportunity...
not everything needs to be a pun
Cow Chop bless your heart
Cow Chop, everything about puns is punny. ill show myself out
Cow Chop but it fits so well :(
GUYS, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!
*Takes slow, calm hit of whipped cream*
lmfao
I got a Gordon Ramsay Masterclass cooking ad before this video started, very fitting
I got two! Before and in the middle! Do you know what this means Cow Chop? Ads are back!
lucky. all i get is FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AND I DONT PLAY THE DAMN THING !
SSV Noble who cares
I love when Khail is in a video and the Johnny Knoxville comments he brings.
I love the way you look bby
Arjun S Need a drink?
@@DevilMayCarry only if the drink is the sweet liquid that comes from the pleasure of my bby
Thomas Rawlins he wants complete open bob
3:33 "how's that steak?" ......."yep still a steak."
That was hilarious
Aleks shouting "ass" in a bad Southern Drawl like it would increase his chances at getting a US citizenship is the best thing I've seen yet.
Jesus, one beer and Aleks is gone 😂😂😂
lmao Asher's face when he dumped all that mayo on the pizza
this series keeps taking steps in the right direction. loving it more and more. keep it up guys!
Best The Mummy reboot ever!...Brett even manages to squeeze in a little cameo of Tom Cruise running.
My kink is James in a jumpsuit
Yah it looks weirdly good on him
My kink is just James
My kink is girls with low self-esteem
Damn I remember watching this the day it released. Came up on my recommend man, feels like yesterday
I love how Brett's turning into the indulgent parent of the Cow Chop bois.
I wanna see more Khali, he's pretty entertaining for me.
FileExplorer Craig's list Johnny Knoxville*
Just take a peek at Alek's vlogs on his channel. Khail's in almost every one of them.
I wanna see more Khale, he’s pretty to me
This is one of the best series on the channels. Maybe it's jut my admiration for watching people cook, but it's quality.
Aleks just made his everyday dinner
Dylan McCaffrey omg I cant stop laughing 😂😂😂💀💀
Aleks just like actually made real food. And that face he made when he realized he won was golden.
Judging from the latest CCTV and now this video, Brett definitely has a thing for chickens.
Poxle cockchop
"Im just trying to get a citizenship" lol
They should have trevor as a special guest judge
MKFM_ HunterDrone He is not in LA though
Meh, he'd probably gag upon seeing their food, bitch n moan, then refuse to eat it (maybe throw some food around) and leave.
Aleks' hand shaking while squeezing the ketchup is a moment
Tfw when they open the box and for a moment you think it's Trevor
Wow Aleks actually made something that looks kinda delicious
Aleks’ meal actually looks really good
Alex cooking while drunk. Goals
Hey, is eBay Johnny Knoxville again ?
Pepe Battaglia Craig's list*
@@attomannen DH Gate* or would that be Arron?
Im suprised by how good Aleks' dish looks.
Wow surprisingly enough, aleks food really looks good
i’m just so glad y’all said this wasn’t going to become a series truly
Bruhh when he dropped the mayo on the pizza, that shit had me dying!! 😂😂
Cow Chop is the only thing on TH-cam nowadays that is better than re-watching The Office for the eighth time.
Thanks Cow Chop
5:18 amazing grace....HOW SWEET THAA SOUND
I want a *Official CowChop Cook Book*
Prepare to get food poisoning
I forgot about James fascination of captain crunch oops all berries
Someone getting their shit knocked over on that blind corner every time is my favorite running gag.
“Why does everyone freak out on this show”
Minute later Aleks is freaking out
Brett and these kinds of episodes are why I exist. That, and that absolute, vegetarian unit is my favourite member. Especially with him slowly losing his sanity.
aleks man love the chaotically screaming lol
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled aleks’ name wrong cowchop wouldn’t need a patreon
Cow Chop would still need a patreon because you would have the money not them.
Jamshed Alam you don’t know me I’d obviously give it to them smh
this is chaotic evil energy
I love the gag Brett does with the crashing into someone holding a try of something.
Alex is freshly baked for this episode XD
Abby Apron, the new crime fighting hero. Stoping the spread of Black Sarcophagus’ in its tracks.
sean2sheen Black Sarcophagus Lives Matter
Kogut hands up don’t open
So nice of cow chop to take in Khail and always make sure he's well fed
I don't know why, but I have so much sympathy for Aleks and I love when he wins any competition lol
Here in 2024 still showing love!
Them: "Promise me you won't get political tonight at dinner"
Me: "Okay I won't"
Dinner: 5:18
is Brett in pain or is he laughing i have no idea 1:10 XD
Krste Demerdjiev both
This is one of my favorite series on this channel ngl
wow i can't believe they got a real sarcophagus with a real pharaoh in it
5:18 Nothing but respect for MY President!
If Alex’s ever gets his citizenship they should make a video of them doing over the top American things, like shooting guns, explosions and lots of other random stereotypical American things.
Alek really wants that citizenship
"No, he doesn't recognize Captain Crunch." A phrase never before said
Quality content as always ^_^
Johnny knoxville vs gay Stalin
Top Kek Don’t call my child gay. He’s just confused
+1
Aleks drinks two beers and immediately starts yelling.
“How much beer did you ha-“
“Thefuckdiyusaytomebich”
"Ow burnt my hand, bitch." I died laughing
Khails face throughout Brett’s spiel is everything
that ponytail（´・｀ ）♡
they shouldve had an episode where ancient egypt pharos dig aleks out and make him a meal, and then it comes back to the ancient egypt tour we had yesterday, hance having time travel in cow chop lore
I love cowchop, watch every episode
i thought trever was gonna come out
I thought it would be Jacob
what happened?
@@whayden4750 Trevor got stuck in his big pusy and created a singularity practically making him vanish, he's technically still in the vids but you can't see him as he is now a small dot resembling an anus.
I'm honestly impressed with the reasoning behind Khail's Cursed Pizza. It looks like it tastes really bad, but mentally it looks good in my book.
I love all the costumes and characters they come up with so much
Aleks dish actually looked edible and potentially decent tasting... probably the only person on this show that actually tried to make something edible 😂
"NOONES HELPING ME AND THERES GODDAMN LASAGNA ALL OVER THE FLOOR!"
James always seems to be really sensitive when it comes to the food he eats, but here he’s just stuffing his face with Oops! All Berries! And Kraft American Singles.
I hate going back in time and the remeber Alex was a god at these and won every one he was in
My birb died and this is the only thing that can make me happy again...
I think it would be amazing if they did the solo cutscenes like they do in reality tv shows during these episodes
Please make Brett and The chicken an ongoing thing. I can see lots of potential with Brett and his chicken drinking buddy.
How about y'all play overcooked 2
"I don't know what texture I tasted... But... I didn't enjoy it." Because that makes complete sense lmao
Nothing like a good ole black backyard bbq
And we never saw immortalhd ever again, until he was found a few days later by the same pharaoh in a weird alleyway in a city doing an outro to know no one but him self.
Brett rlly let those chickens get to his head
Aleks is so goddamn baked in this video lmao
Favourite part of food lab is the dumb plot for each ep. 😂
knew it would be asher and those pink arms confirmed it the second they were on screen 11:54
his best character yet
KHAIL in a video!! You know it's about to be good!! 😍
MadforASTRO Knock off Johnny Knoxville*
Brett running in this series is the best thing.
Hire him CowChop. Please hire my little boy.
I want that cow chop baseball shirt thing plz
This is my new fav Cow Chop vid.
I finally got a new computer, and I can now see how much better your new cameras are. They Nice.
“I need to cover it,”
takes paper and puts it in microwave
That chicken is my new favorite cow chop character
It’s sad but fun rewatching these already :/
This Series bring so much fun