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  • @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037
    @anentityshroudedinmystery.8037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    control the pentagon

    • @nickjaquez1713
      @nickjaquez1713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Control the FBI the CIA and the president

    • @kingofthebis1068
      @kingofthebis1068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Troll the pentagon

    • @fennedd
      @fennedd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i_am_a_duckhead My favourite gaming console is the Super Nintendo entertainment system

    • @1loggedoff
      @1loggedoff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHERE IS YOUR NEW VID

    • @coetyhd5760
      @coetyhd5760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your the best!!!! I LOVE your vids!

  • @iggykad
    @iggykad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "control the pentagon"
    something tells me that isn't legal

  • @QuevyGaming
    @QuevyGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    that one moment when your inner hero tells you to
    *CONTROL*
    *THE*
    *PENTAGON*

    • @littlefox_100
      @littlefox_100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes meme link

    • @spongeOfMystery4
      @spongeOfMystery4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _I HAVE THE POWER_

    • @zad.5331
      @zad.5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *c o n t r o l t h e p e n t a g o n*

  • @pairoftimberlands4236
    @pairoftimberlands4236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    He put 4 ads in the video hoping we would see all those cringey ads

    • @ninjaxd3471
      @ninjaxd3471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well i didn't get any

    • @JustSomeRandomTony
      @JustSomeRandomTony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The only ones I got we're the meditation ads

    • @pairoftimberlands4236
      @pairoftimberlands4236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *I ENVY YOU*

    • @hstochla
      @hstochla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE HEADSPACE APP

    • @MajorLazer182
      @MajorLazer182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually got 2x CM Launcher ones

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    The “CM” in CM Launcher stands for Computer Malfunction.

    • @droidy365
      @droidy365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Or Computer Malware

    • @PaintedGX
      @PaintedGX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or CRAPY MALKSKWNZOWNSKAIWMSOSNSODNWNSONWKZ

    • @droidy365
      @droidy365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +First Name Last Name Crappy Mike Wazowski?

    • @davr1
      @davr1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@PaintedGX it's not January anymore, i would recommend changing your profile picture
      Edit: lmao he actually did

    • @verymud578
      @verymud578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cooler Master

  • @chiaki4199
    @chiaki4199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    There is this one ad where it's the entire Lego movie

  • @toadbert31
    @toadbert31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I live in Michigan the potholes are bad

    • @justanalt9243
      @justanalt9243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah! No joke! (I LIVE IN MICHIGAN TOO!!)

    • @ohohoho7056
      @ohohoho7056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I live in Australia and it doesn’t exist.

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in michigan too, but I’ve never seen one of the potholes... mostly because I’ve never looked for them in particular.

    • @bruntchickennugget7824
      @bruntchickennugget7824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They suck

    • @CalebCalvin
      @CalebCalvin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fix these damn roads you will know what Im talking about

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    *How the ad at **2:19** was made:*
    DIRECTOR: You’re gonna be in this ad for a math solving app. You got 20 seconds, go!
    ACTOR: Uhh, okay, so you point your phone at the paper, and... wait, it’s not working, hold on--
    DIRECTOR: Cut! That’s a wrap, here’s your paycheck, 50 cents, K bye.

    • @cyberbxarb
      @cyberbxarb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dont think they can even afford to pay someone 40 cents

    • @patiencem3928
      @patiencem3928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cyberbxarb You're so right. 50 cents is too much. A office pen and a piece of paper with an IOU for 50 cents.

    • @JJJA7V
      @JJJA7V 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JesseRoxII the app actually works

    • @Bonetrousle
      @Bonetrousle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JesseRoxII lol

    • @Nemmy72
      @Nemmy72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cyberbxarb *1 cent

  • @onionh8r
    @onionh8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    If only patter knew how popular vtubers would become.

    • @ALMASHNI-MAN
      @ALMASHNI-MAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vtubers make me upset.

    • @JamesGavinBlake
      @JamesGavinBlake ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only if he was still alive today

    • @onionh8r
      @onionh8r ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JamesGavinBlake I miss him...

  • @s1nRG
    @s1nRG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Just a heads up, CM Launcher just fills your phone with ads. Don't actually use it, or even install it...

    • @tag4650
      @tag4650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      No controlling the Pentagon for me

    • @NotZigza
      @NotZigza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just get Nova.

    • @mildly_miffed_man1414
      @mildly_miffed_man1414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i had it but it actually fucked my battery so it's gone

    • @Kwjehehebebb
      @Kwjehehebebb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Cris Productions *Abdroid

    • @WizzOfIzz
      @WizzOfIzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I used to have it then I noticed my battery ran out quicker so I deleted it

  • @starshot5172
    @starshot5172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I like how all of Wish's ads show stuff coming in a box, while in reality it's all in plastic bags.

    • @sandervink04
      @sandervink04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      well id much rather download wish if the ad shows a high quality box in stead of a plastic bag

    • @starshot5172
      @starshot5172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@sandervink04 sure, but it's false advertising.

    • @sourmelonscribbles8087
      @sourmelonscribbles8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @sandervink04
      @sandervink04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if he bought a mystery box that had stuff in it

    • @natplayz1989
      @natplayz1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wish is a scam for graphics cards

  • @inanothercastlebackintheca3236
    @inanothercastlebackintheca3236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    When you accidentally set a game to a different language:
    "What does it say?"
    **Stares straight at camera**
    "I don't know it's in Japanese."

    • @rixeno
      @rixeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      litteraly fortnite when it sets itself to arabic

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I DONT SPEAK JAPANESE

    • @roomsickgirlsescape
      @roomsickgirlsescape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My little cousin changed the McDonald’s minigame language to Japanese
      And forced me to write this

    • @waterbottleguy07
      @waterbottleguy07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM japanese

    • @littlefox_100
      @littlefox_100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      epic prsn 壮大な人 sodainahito oh uh I’m uh I’m uhhhh Sory

  • @poshiblitz
    @poshiblitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I live in Michigan and the potholes are that big "not fake at all", and they move on their own all the time.

    • @clouds.in.heaven
      @clouds.in.heaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah down in here in Flint they migrate every winter towards Chicago

    • @poshiblitz
      @poshiblitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@apliegotv7315 Your just jealous of the sentient potholes

    • @FreemenOfAmerica
      @FreemenOfAmerica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YoshiBlitZ The First yaaaass there's a pothole near a road I live by and it's been moving all over the place like I tell it to stop but it won't stop it says it's migrating or something

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "Pentagon"
    It's a FRICKING dodecahedron

    • @ellie6202
      @ellie6202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True dat.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @SaltyPOTATO 😂 aren't you adorable

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah NERD but ya right

    • @ninjegeabey2536
      @ninjegeabey2536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A _pentagonal_ dodecahedron.

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A pentagon is the face of a dodecahedron, just like a square is the face of a cube. One's 3D and the other is 2D. So he was partially right, no reason to get angry.

  • @saged08
    @saged08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    6:21 the anime girl sounded like she was trying to get out of being held at gunpoint

    • @ryansamborski4258
      @ryansamborski4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Project Melody Can Run If She Was at Gunpoint

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It sounded to me like after gunpoint

    • @EpicSpecialWeaponsDalek
      @EpicSpecialWeaponsDalek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *japanese gun noise*

    • @ryansamborski4258
      @ryansamborski4258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EpicSpecialWeaponsDalek *English gun noise*

    • @Alexdragonmaster
      @Alexdragonmaster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@EpicSpecialWeaponsDalekuh

  • @colecostie
    @colecostie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    That was a good joke in the intro, saying that I actually have friends.

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have none beacuse my teeth are all fucked up

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leleled6467
      thats probably true.
      you *monster*

    • @josephpendzich5863
      @josephpendzich5863 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @xGiberish
    @xGiberish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Begin your asian exploration" sounds like something those asian dating sites would say.

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an Asian, I'm completely offended by Asian Mart lol

    • @Eden-Valentine
      @Eden-Valentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Air Asia...

  • @jthecoder
    @jthecoder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    9:30 Android is made so that if you have multiple launchers and not a default one it will open the popup at the bottom of the screen so you can select which one you want to use ─ regardless of the launchers you have installed. And you can press the Always button to make a launcher your default, but you may regret it lol

    • @88_TROUBLE_88
      @88_TROUBLE_88 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like he _has_ to have known this but purposely (and pretentiously) obfuscated that well known fact for "comedic" effect.. Didn't think it was funny, personally but then again I ain't into that type of humor, so I shouldn't be expected to rawful (Luh-Mao) lawl at all at the mall and have the gall to watch dolls fall from tall walls onto deez ballz deez nuts what's up I cut butts like mini gallf putt putts stuck in rut like a klutz but I'll bust nutt in ya gutts pow! slut clown this how I shut your hut down and strut like a boss now 😮I'm so swass you can toss this salad and catch smoke like randy Moss ya heard? I'm at a loss for words look here hoss you kind of nerds don't cross my mind cuz I find that weak sauce is for the birds ya know? I'll go murda ya ho juss so you know you turds best slow yall roll like Ross on that Friends show that married that scarecrow.. oh wait that was his sis tho? Well I got the gist so just go fo I get pissed n yo I know you won't be missed if my fist kissed your lips yo it's obvious you live to suck dicks which is so sick I chuck on ya kicks thinkin on it make you lick up that yucky shit buttfuckin cuck no luck bitch I'll pitch a loaf down ya throat and bus out a switch yo to whip ya bitch and oh! now which hole you want those big pigdick to go in tho? Let me know I'll call Jake Paul and Paul Wall and fa sho they can drill a spiral in ya hindparts all night yo but don't cry tho you'll be alright no matter how much tunnels in ya bowels they excavate so just relax n wait fo a corkscrew rape below where ya cape supposed to go..
      Or some shit like that.
      Idk.
      Shits waaaaay too easy

  • @mrkrabczak4869
    @mrkrabczak4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Shine bright like a diamond...... No, Stop, Too far

  • @anticlimbmax
    @anticlimbmax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That thumbnail is a picture of my brain in action.

  • @rightyloosey8554
    @rightyloosey8554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    4:59 I actually live in Michigan, and this ad is accurate. To give you an example of how bad our roads and sidewalks are, let me use an analogy.
    Have you tried rollerblading down Mt Everest?

  • @verdunian595
    @verdunian595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    What about the mobile game ads that use fake let's players to try and sell the game, as well as the ones with broken english written over gameplay footage

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      onmyoji arena?

    • @galaxyDoggy420-69
      @galaxyDoggy420-69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Azur lane..

    • @BrapBrapDorito
      @BrapBrapDorito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or the one that puts a fake interface over dark souls 3. Or that one that just puts gta5 gameplay in the background.

    • @swe3dish971
      @swe3dish971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      m o b l e l e g e n g s

    • @supercellex4D
      @supercellex4D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey, thats how mafia works

  • @group2gaming
    @group2gaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    im surprised peter doesnt know you can do "open link in new tab" by middle clicking
    maybe like so he can see this

  • @fnafplushyvideos.exereborn753
    @fnafplushyvideos.exereborn753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    CONTROL THE PENTAGON
    SEND THE CM LAUNCHER
    “In what form”
    3D
    “Good idea”

  • @neo1711
    @neo1711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    *This is the reason why ad block exists*

    • @neo1711
      @neo1711 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol,most of the time I'm on mobile which makes me indirectly support the people I like

    • @bradtoddler3765
      @bradtoddler3765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it is! 👍😂

  • @starsymphonies
    @starsymphonies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    1. You look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
    2. I keep getting those terrible Cake browser ads.

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      report them
      tap (i) > stop seeing this ad > yes

    • @dez-m
      @dez-m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is honestly worse than chrome.

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the joke one.

    • @noodle4438
      @noodle4438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dez-m internet explorer*

    • @starsymphonies
      @starsymphonies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That internet explorer joke was so easy. Everything is worse than IE.

  • @IkeWarchol302
    @IkeWarchol302 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4 years later and now Shri Thanedar, the guy from the potholes in Michigan ad, got elected to congress, who would have thought

  • @haakn
    @haakn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I T S I N J A P A N E S E

  • @megano2000
    @megano2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I legit saw my friend in that 168 Asian Mart ad- he was the one that said "I don't know, it's in Japanese." He works at my Wendy's!

    • @carlosrosales1712
      @carlosrosales1712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caesar Orzell I live about 15 minutes away from that Asian mart lol

    • @timothy8045
      @timothy8045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420Meme_Lord420 I’m the owner of Asian mart.

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am the asian mart

    • @juanx3019
      @juanx3019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am the asian mart and everything surrounding it.

    • @ReallyGreatCommentary
      @ReallyGreatCommentary 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm god

  • @LocalizeMother3
    @LocalizeMother3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "I'm using the crack"

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    God has uploaded

  • @CByt_
    @CByt_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “Check out transision effects” Best editing 2018-2019
    Edit:thank you for all the likes XD

    • @nfus4191
      @nfus4191 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      transition*

  • @noodle4438
    @noodle4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "hOw Bat Ah de pothohles in mihsheegin? LeTs fyned ow-T."

    • @MooseChicken
      @MooseChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ᑎ00ᗪᒪE It’S sTiL gOInG *seinfeld theme*

  • @datenshiluka
    @datenshiluka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    If only you’d covered those absolutely ridiculous Free Robux/VBucks and/or that Minecraft Pocket Edition for free ads that I’ve been seeing everywhere...

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah. i want them off youtube. also why did they approve them as ads?

    • @Luke12C
      @Luke12C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stefanmadethen5359 because TH-cam's system as a whole is fucked?

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Luke12C ye

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of shit do you look at

    • @Luke12C
      @Luke12C 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jun-Kyard ^

  • @leepo9647
    @leepo9647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I got an ad where some guys were singing all star and a bear was there and it killed them

    • @vamosoracio170
      @vamosoracio170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      marioluigi510 r/thathappened

  • @cristyderpTV
    @cristyderpTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:29 Attack of the Patter 2018 - Colourized

  • @dygi7631
    @dygi7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    *This channel is a gift sent from god himself*

    • @kyte9530
      @kyte9530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plot Twist, this channel *is* God

  • @elliottgarnett1450
    @elliottgarnett1450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The game Food Fantasy has those anime faces in there ads but they can’t even get their captions right.

    • @Xhawk777
      @Xhawk777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kirby Blirby the game is actually ok, it’s just the advertising is garbage

  • @ananasyi
    @ananasyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I used to own CM, it gave me too many ads. Plus none of the wallpapers worked for me :p
    Took me too long to get rid of ads even after I deleted it.

  • @GrounderSez
    @GrounderSez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I keep finding Lords Mobile ads.
    I found 2 and they're both the same except the 2nd one just added a person to play the game or possibly just *react* to the ad pretending to play it.

  • @doctorvontacos4568
    @doctorvontacos4568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    My dad left my family because I didn’t have a cool theme on my phone

    • @bostash8442
      @bostash8442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      °__°

    • @JiminyCrickets.balls12
      @JiminyCrickets.balls12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a stupid reason

    • @DylanofScreenTime
      @DylanofScreenTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like your username Doc!

    • @art1637
      @art1637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thats it? I cant find a job, I always am ridiculed by people, and my family is getting torn apart because I don’t have 3D transitions.

    • @JiminyCrickets.balls12
      @JiminyCrickets.balls12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @haxer kitten it was not sarcasim

  • @ajigglypuffmain6657
    @ajigglypuffmain6657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    *Grown* *Man* *Makes* *Fun* *of* *Ads*

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *grown man makes fun of grown men liking widgets and controlling the pentagon*

    • @yosh_eg_69
      @yosh_eg_69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jigglypuff Stocklogo

    • @herminiasworldenidfowler5134
      @herminiasworldenidfowler5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chadtronic.

    • @Yuti640
      @Yuti640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you sure he’s a grown man

    • @tweeleaf
      @tweeleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Good content yes very am are is*

  • @ReallyGreatCommentary
    @ReallyGreatCommentary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Timmys father always warned him against going outside. The potholes were so bad they could kill a man in an instant. One day timmy couldn't resist and went outside to play with a rubber ball. His father yelled for Timmy to come back, so Timmy did. Then...
    He fell in a pothole.
    His father ran and grabbed timmys arm. "Father, let go. The hole will suck you in too!" "I won't let you die Timmy!" "FATHER LET GO!" and Timmy fell to his death.
    The moral of the story...
    Potholes are bad in michigan

    • @blaz9474
      @blaz9474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KyGuy Why is it both Timmy and Tommy?
      Maybe only Tommy died and Timmy is still alive.

    • @ReallyGreatCommentary
      @ReallyGreatCommentary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blaz9474 sorry my best friends name is Tommy so I type his name a lot so every time I type Timmy it autocorrects to Tommy and I have to fix it and I forgot on that one lol. I'll fix it though

    • @kennedysvr
      @kennedysvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *DINKELBERG*

  • @GarethJason
    @GarethJason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Apps that want access to everything probably collect and sell it to advertisers. Plus those things are so B.S. with their "ram and memory fixing" It just causes more problems.

  • @thatonepersonainp5793
    @thatonepersonainp5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:41 the way peter and ray interact with each other is adorable

  • @lilycowlishaw2952
    @lilycowlishaw2952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Cm launcher murdered my lock screen it took 20 minutes to unlock my phone and change my launcher

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      vro do factoryreset or use norton to delet the viruses

    • @sstormwolf2278
      @sstormwolf2278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chesse dark lord not exactly viruses, just adware

    • @lilycowlishaw2952
      @lilycowlishaw2952 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheeze dark lord i already fixed it

    • @ellie6202
      @ellie6202 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I downloaded it and it put ads on my phone.

    • @user-xisue28201
      @user-xisue28201 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      go get apple it has a better version of it

  • @alphacult6873
    @alphacult6873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The monkey ad uses the “Johny Johny Yes Papa” is rhyme scheme

    • @Gryth
      @Gryth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And the shark song thing

    • @dawn909
      @dawn909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gryth OMG GRYTH I DIDNT KNOW YOU WATCHED HIM

    • @Gryth
      @Gryth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh uh hi testt *disappears*

    • @ifathoms5971
      @ifathoms5971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Boil its baby shark not Johnny Johnny

    • @alphacult6873
      @alphacult6873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iFathoms Yeah that too but i knew about Johny Johny before I new about baby shark

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I forgot about the CM Launcher ads...First off, Clean Master's (edit: meant Cheetah Mobile, not completely sure why I thought CM meant Clean Master) launcher is awful, and second, so are their ads.

  • @Caesina
    @Caesina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    you ran into Elsa gate with that banana song. that stuff gets weird

  • @lssjgaming1599
    @lssjgaming1599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Why do these ads always look like 240p lmao

    • @toothpastecreature
      @toothpastecreature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because they're too cheap to buy actually good cameras

    • @blaz9474
      @blaz9474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're faster to upload, cheaper to produce.

  • @tkng2001
    @tkng2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:18 This' basically *BABY SHARK DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO~*

  • @ric0chetr1cky91
    @ric0chetr1cky91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I actually used that Photomath thing to cheat on every test in Math 102. I just waited for ol’ teach to turn around and snapped the problem real quick.
    I’m a horrible studier...

  • @bluefrosttouch9161
    @bluefrosttouch9161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I think Peter is becoming a ad himself XD

  • @alexandrubossro
    @alexandrubossro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Android: *SELECT LAUNCHER!!*
    Peter: **keep pressing home button**
    Android: *SELECT THE DAMN LAUNCHER YOU WANT TO USE*
    Peter: **still pressing the god damn home button**
    Android: *i am a joke to you?*

  • @Hihaaa
    @Hihaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Photomath is actually really good unlike the add.

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it was stolen from marc the geek

    • @kirowashere9661
      @kirowashere9661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sorry for late response, but that isn't photomath, it's just a ripoff

    • @JeffersonGOTT
      @JeffersonGOTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I sometimes use it for my math homework and its pretty useful

    • @Ken471-1
      @Ken471-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ad not add

    • @lomeswirl7912
      @lomeswirl7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r we gonna ignore the fact that this man instead of putting ad he put add

  • @Hella_Animations
    @Hella_Animations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    i want a cool theme to make my phone special

    • @evelyn-mt9cq
      @evelyn-mt9cq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't we all.

    • @woahsauce2343
      @woahsauce2343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evelyn Rodger
      no we dont

    • @GrounderSez
      @GrounderSez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then find an actual good launcher

    • @zekeram129
      @zekeram129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then control the pentagon

    • @JellpySpark
      @JellpySpark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Henrystickman1234 Then F O L L O W M E

  • @theonlyghostlyone
    @theonlyghostlyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:00 kinda funny since vtubers became a big part of 2020 but he is true about saying they will grow big then flop down cause I have seen vtubers like that

  • @SomewhatCorrupted
    @SomewhatCorrupted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I started getting the “How bad are the potholes in Michigan” while I was on vacation in Michigan, so I thought that you only get them while in the area but I guess not lol. (Unless Peter is in Michigan, idk)

    • @emmadykstra9087
      @emmadykstra9087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it was an election ad so he has to be in michigan or nearby at least

    • @Dragonmdk
      @Dragonmdk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he's mentioned he's in Michigan a few times?

    • @vimproved
      @vimproved 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SomewhatCorrupted I LIVE in Michigan so I get that ad a lot.

    • @hotdogfingerz9674
      @hotdogfingerz9674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We do have a lot of potholes

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vimproved Yeah they are quite bad. Do you live in the east or west

  • @isayh2182
    @isayh2182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How come there was not a single toilet paper disgraceful

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My last favorite ads on TH-cam are the ones that have, like, their cat or dog in the shot just to up the cuteness factor. Like they think we're going to download your app just because your cat is cute.

  • @nfus4191
    @nfus4191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That feeling when *you don’t even feel like adding a number to the title*

  • @plohka1141
    @plohka1141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Has anyone seen the ad where this anime dude in decent English goes “slept in again, huh? I’ll be at the usual place”
    Then he forgets how to speak English and goes “wer I met u sik munth a gah!”

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plohka Plohka YES I ALWAYS GET THOSE ADS

    • @susanfranklin8499
      @susanfranklin8499 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Igot the ad while I was reading this

    • @sluggiechan5518
      @sluggiechan5518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plohka Plohka YES I love their horrible English

    • @Scylok
      @Scylok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sluggiechan5518 what is the ad called I need a link badly

    • @sluggiechan5518
      @sluggiechan5518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scylok th-cam.com/video/vZmdVglQs-Y/w-d-xo.html

  • @mactheavenger1495
    @mactheavenger1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "At least I found the best launcher for my 'abdroid" killed me lol

  • @Tem07
    @Tem07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I am fed up of the Ninja Girls ads that practically contain nudity in them. Also that one ad where that girl gets choked. I got that ad on a video about Jurassic park lmao.

    • @angrycinnabon2956
      @angrycinnabon2956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That choking one is cursed.

    • @neog8029
      @neog8029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, what?

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know what you mean with the god-damn Anime Ninja Girl ads, but there's an ad with a choking girl? TH-cam truly is fucked up

    • @Tem07
      @Tem07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thejedisonic67 It was an ad for Honkai. The evil girl was choking her.

    • @AZZAMNO1
      @AZZAMNO1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      honkai impact pretty good thou
      i was there during the beta testing.

  • @MajorLazer182
    @MajorLazer182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Also can we just appreciate that this CM Launcher Guy has TrumpDaily on his phone

    • @jestphoenix
      @jestphoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was gonna say something about that

    • @akai1659
      @akai1659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MajorLeon43 Make Home Screens Great Again

    • @MajorLazer182
      @MajorLazer182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akai1659 yeah LMAO

    • @Renogade
      @Renogade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder the guy is such a sell out

    • @ningenslayer1165
      @ningenslayer1165 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Carmine_123 EXPOSEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

  • @spamwich0
    @spamwich0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i could have gone the rest of my life without remembering baby shark was a thing

  • @Outside998
    @Outside998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fun fact: the word "wix" is pronounced like the german word "wichs" meaning "wank".
    Just something I thought I'd share.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "What does it say?"
    "I don't know, it's in Japanese."
    *TAKES THE BOX OF POCKY THAT IS IN COMPLETE ENGLISH*

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      >dies from chocolate allergy "if only i could read Japanese"

  • @comradecthulhu6052
    @comradecthulhu6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:00 “I’m sorry, I don’t speak
    J A P A N E S E

  • @Booman87
    @Booman87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    D a d d y k n o w s y o u l i k e b a c o n

    • @Booman87
      @Booman87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tasty dad

    • @Booman87
      @Booman87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course it is son

    • @sadnibba1288
      @sadnibba1288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @Booman87
      @Booman87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree son

    • @sadnibba1288
      @sadnibba1288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. O o F mAn
      ok

  • @StargazerBirdYT
    @StargazerBirdYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Watching you mess with CM Launcher... the cringe was real

  • @MajorLazer182
    @MajorLazer182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Heyyy thanks man. Out of 4 ads 2 were CM Launcher.... shine bright like a diamond

  • @neptune9647
    @neptune9647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *_-"It's in Japanese"-_* 4:00

    • @randomperson6176
      @randomperson6176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      -"It a new meme"- 6:66

    • @kaos5633
      @kaos5633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that timestamp pinpointed a fucking manga app
      you. are a fucking wizard

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a JoJo reference!?!

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rey4874 it is, infact, a motherfucking jojo reference
      rero

  • @heartlessmushroom
    @heartlessmushroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is what I have adblocker on *AND NEVER EVER TURN IT OFF*

  • @Skidd0
    @Skidd0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The word pocky is english. And pockies are AWESOMe

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if those are the chocolate pretzal sticks...then yes they suck

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They taste good imo, but they are often used in kissing games (somewhere in Northwest Asia idk).

    • @MrHatman26
      @MrHatman26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Useless 1 year late factoid approaching!
      Here in England, we don't have Pocky, it is instead called Mikado.
      You can still get Pocky, but I've never seen it where I live.

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah how is this relevant

  • @scavanger1000
    @scavanger1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "which launcher do you want to use as your home screen?"
    "No go back stop"
    Do you even know how to use your phone?

  • @fivefoottwelve2789
    @fivefoottwelve2789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Kizuna AI is the original (and only good) virtual anime channel

    • @drandescancelled2825
      @drandescancelled2825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @chickenfrenz431
      @chickenfrenz431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessss.. Agreed.. its because he has made a music video and collaborat with the anime man.. (Btw, sorry for my English, I'm Asian)

    • @ovenlee404
      @ovenlee404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is kizuna anyway?

    • @ovenlee404
      @ovenlee404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chickenfrenz431 who is she anyway?

    • @ovenlee404
      @ovenlee404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drandescancelled2825 who is she anyway?

  • @thatonedude2159
    @thatonedude2159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    When there's no Skip Ad button....

    • @ottohoffmeister4833
      @ottohoffmeister4833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * destoy my cell phone *

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Piccolo is smockang wede 2 get most out uv power up. And cuz piccolo ist gud father 2 Gohan.

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      or the stop seeing this ad button

    • @blaz9474
      @blaz9474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or when it appears when the music changes and is annoying.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i find 5 sec ads to be annoying too

  • @Sonic_1991s
    @Sonic_1991s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My definition to those ads: Thats no good.

  • @vegan_hors.mp4792
    @vegan_hors.mp4792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    TH-cam Yoga Teachers: 0:37

  • @DasLettras
    @DasLettras 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    at least the wish app people act like real people

    • @Адоман
      @Адоман 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      have you ever seen a wish ad

    • @myristicina.
      @myristicina. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least wish is legit

    • @WorldGoods
      @WorldGoods 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No they dont

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'M A MERMAID
      DADDY THINKS HE KNOWS
      [Insert image of some girl squeezing something out of a block of plastic or some shit looking like she's riding a fucking roller coaster she's so excited.]

  • @jnmaniac1393
    @jnmaniac1393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Shri Tanedar, a guy legitimately running for office in Michigan has become a meme. I’ve been waiting for it ever since I saw his ads and signs around town.

    • @devonkearney2539
      @devonkearney2539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jnmaniac1 I worked for Shri. Once the democrats decided they had a better chance with a Muslim than an Indian, they kicked and slandered him until he became a joke.

    • @hellothere7802
      @hellothere7802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always remember that ad were people will be like,
      “Shri’s just like me” and I can’t help but laugh at it every time.

    • @devonkearney2539
      @devonkearney2539 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Averageregularname Well Shri did win the city of Detroit because he was poor growing up.

  • @BLUE-dw4tc
    @BLUE-dw4tc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep getting the same add with the Dream Piano playing "Ultimate Battle" from Dragon Ball

  • @PunadianOfficial
    @PunadianOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Health and happiness, not available in Canada."

  • @jumponeverything
    @jumponeverything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wish the ad I got when I put on this video was in this

  • @boblithegamer5846
    @boblithegamer5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:41 but hey that just a theory, a ad theory

  • @NA-qx8gz
    @NA-qx8gz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought the wix ad was actually an ad, and then it was apart of the video and got real confused for some reason

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it actually is
      did you get the weitch one?

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea?
      do you get the space hotel one too?
      along with the 130m milestone thing?

  • @soapiesteevee
    @soapiesteevee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    just so you know, cm launcher need all these perms because it's acual spyware/adware

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cris Productions Google has no security for that app store of theirs

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cris Productions I ment normal Google security doesn't work yes what you said works but normal Google doesnt

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *needs location*
      creepy implications

  • @totallynotanat-atwatchingy7221
    @totallynotanat-atwatchingy7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Wix ad was the saved my quiz (I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A COMPANY AND LOGOS AND WHAT SO EVER) and the moment I got hopelessly searching for logo ideas in YT and the ad came up and... well I got an 7/8! that 1 was for the Moto. I needed a better Moto

  • @mangosharpie4267
    @mangosharpie4267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    *I see you Thomas the Tank engine- don't think you can hide him from me Asian Mart*

  • @lukegibson6044
    @lukegibson6044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "If you find any Anime let's play channels send them to me"
    Sorry, I don't want the FBI at my door.

  • @tylor2113
    @tylor2113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You using cm launcher and having no clue what was going on hurt me so much

  • @ignaslt
    @ignaslt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:36 the grandma is havinga siziure

    • @Hazelbazelwastaken
      @Hazelbazelwastaken 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *what is wrong with grandma monkey*
      Grandma monkey:dying and having a seizure

  • @BizarroKelter
    @BizarroKelter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Its Japanese need to be meme

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OskarsonTheAssasin i agree

    • @keelobite303
      @keelobite303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      あなた仔猫です

    • @suprafluid3661
      @suprafluid3661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Oh" yeah, kekiti kek.

  • @bulletgamess5051
    @bulletgamess5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm UsInG ThE cRaCk 7:27 btw this was in you're TH-cam In Series

  • @Krozbot
    @Krozbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i died at the parts where peter is replicating the movements of the cm launcher guy

    • @Krozbot
      @Krozbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      actually, the humor in general is really well done in this vid. Good job

  • @steegosaurus
    @steegosaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Darn, you should’ve went over those ads where asian people advertise a game trying so hard to speak english but failing.
    *weh wil faght sayde bay sayde*

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      onmyoji?

    • @steegosaurus
      @steegosaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stefan Madethen yea that crap thank you

    • @smallbigworld6379
      @smallbigworld6379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FabiTheAlicorn Yeah, like that anime cooking game. They have the animated anime girl and this girl who I think is russian or asian who is speaking for her and she is like FU-HURT YEAR PIT DIZ HER.

    • @thepan4ever
      @thepan4ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man, I KNOW that quote

    • @blue_pingu
      @blue_pingu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, the ads where they show people live streaming themselves playing a "Competitive" MMO on their phones like clash of clans

  • @Erad1um
    @Erad1um 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What ever you watch on youtube google try to find an ad relating to the stuff you Watch on youtube.

  • @Thebestroll
    @Thebestroll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my gosh i am so glad i am not the only person finding these strange asian ads

  • @Hynet1
    @Hynet1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I got an ad earlier of an anime girl getting 68 kills in CoD while making Harry Potter references in Japanese.
    Edit: Oh my god, I said this before watching the video and just found out the *exact* same video was here lol