Titled Tuesday: If You Were A Bird, Who Would You Poo On!?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- Watch some Grandmaster commentary! In this video, I play and comment on my attempt at the chess.com Titled Tuesday competition, the strongest online chess tournament in the world.
0:19 FM GMthekingindian (2335)
11:08 FM rezamahdavi2008 (3004)
22:29 WFM kuzol (2437)
32:51 WCM UnTucopalaTimba (2110)
45:55 FM bascheyaro (2795)
56:24 FM ThetNaung291 (2424)
1:07:28 NM traviscottofficial (2799)
1:18:10 FM MaxLeto (2496)
1:27:42 GM Evgeny81 (2765)
1:38:48 GM JSPrepz (2843)
1:49:23 IM PavelShkapenko (2770)
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Simon's venting about the tidy lawn-shearing cadre of middle-brow shamers is hilarious. The chess, as usual, is ace. A nice tonic after a very off day of chess I had Monday. I love it when I see it's a two-hour vid; no early exit!
Best comment
Its the long running story arc that keeps on giving!
Hate lawnmowers let it grow
The greatest 2 hours every week
And the reason we all love watching Simon's games is that he plays and thinks chess like us, only better!
I'm not Brazilian Simon, I just live there!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shit sorry dude. That's really bad of me.
I should have known with your excellent writing skills that you were a native born English speaker 😬.
Please forgive me. Your course is absolutely brilliant. Well done, I am loving it. Hopefully, I can do it justice!
@@GingerGM Thanks Simon! I agree, I love the ideas in the Bird! I'm a loyal devotee to it now!
@@gmraven I guess Horus approves elevateing your chess game by aligning yourself with the avian realm. 🪽🐦 🏯
@gmraven when is the course coming?
@@tylerkacsor should be out at the end of july!
gmginger titled tuesday content is an instant click for me
Bought some courses to support. And they’re excellent looking forward to improve and keep having fun with it. Thanks Simon!
"Don't get back-spanked Simon, you'll be alright!" (*bends over*). Classic. Brave soul, we love it!!
Hilarious discussion on grass while you win the game
Thank you so much Simon for so much: company, humour, chess, philosophy & a beautiful humility! ❤
GM Simon Williams
Really a nice guy, met him @ a chess club in Guildford (UK),about 2 weeks ago
I enjoy ur videos
Thanks
"Become an alky or something, do something with your life." - GingerGM
Ginger GM, absolutely massive in Martina Kweek at 33:00
Thamk mew! I was about to post the same :3
Dyslexic mispronunciations aside, if mew'er reading this, Simon, *love* the show !!:3
That 10th game was tragic, but we've all been there.
Great game actually, to watch anyway
the horse saxck was brilliant, and a completely winning position few moves after, was a joy to watch!!
We have indeed all been there. It's so painful.
My favourite show of the week.... thanks Simon, keep going dude!
I rewound that don't get back spanked part several times. Killed me
Absolutely loved the mowing/gardening rant.
Love your work Simon! Ive watched you ever since buying your dutch DVD probably close to 10 years ago. Dont take the losses too hard, it looks like you're getting really frustrated at yourself. You're the best to watch when you're taking it easy and letting it flow. Great performance as always and keep your head up, everyone who has watched you knows you're a legend and a phenomenal player/brilliant presenter. #harryattack
"Wrong pawn, that is next week." Made me laugh. You rock!!
I have waited since last tuesday for a new GingerGM Titled Tuesday video 😁🤙
When your biggest problem is that your neighbors are making their properties too nice, you're living your best life. Entertaining as always!
Saying "don't get backspanked, Simon, you'll be alright!" _while_ managing to get backspanked was pure gold.
No pausing Simon. The sh*t talk is the best. 🤣
... just what I want on a very important meeting with Danny Rensch!
Hey Simon greetings from Los Angeles! Great rant about the grass 😂 Was rooting for you to get to 8 wins but a tough loss at the end. Cheers!
Dayum what a thriller egainst Evgenyi81! That instant change sac towards the end flashed him completely
Here we go again, alright let's go!
In between games I zoned out into my own wee world, and when I started paying attention again you were talking about: "I love that scene with the GIMP!"
Fair play, son 😂 1:35:15
That from gambit game vs Thetnaung was such a quick turnaround, impressive!
"Bird shit, the way forwards" I can actally see that as a car commercial or smthg 😂😂24:24
'Become an Alky, do something with your life'
Quintessential GingerGM.
*The Bukowski of chess*
29:30 I hate the noise of lawnmowers too. Also any power tool used in the garden! Every day around here there is something! I purchased a manual mower that you just push. No electricity needed and such a peaceful process to cut my grass.
So many cool games to watch, such entertaining stuff.
Crushed by that last game - what an effort!
regarding the grass there is alot to said for a finely manicured bush. you got to keep your bush looking tip top LOL.
Always a great time 😂 You’ll get the 8 for sure Simon! Only a matter of time. Just so unlucky, the chess and skills are there 💪🏻
Guttted for you in game 10. Still your the best chess streamer/lunatic out there!
Ahhh you literally got tham!!! Well played and U always make me lought, absolutely love to watch your game ❤
Another great Titled Tuesday.
The second last game was such a fascinating game to watch.
Too bad Simon did not win it !
And I love the Bird positions !!
Keep it going, Simon!!!
Marvellous stuff.
Two hour video means going 11 rounds
Made my day when have gingergm video to watch
Brilliantly entertaining as always Simon !
"Don't get back spanked Simon", then gets back spanked.😂
Then we all remember, we've ALL seen there.
That tenth game was so well played but then...brutal. You definitely have 8 points in you one of these days!
such a weird opening - love it
Martinique is part of the string of islands called the Lesser Antilles in the eastern Caribbean. It's actually an overseas department of France.
Still the best to watch in the business! What a talent and humor you have!
We need more likes for this legend!!!!
"Oops wrong pawn...thats next week" brillant lol
I really enjoy the Bird's as well, so just loving your examples! Such a heartbreaker on game 10. Next time, though, it will be glorious next time.
Of all the things to lose the chance of 8 points to, forgetting to make Harry into a queen has to be the most painful. Wtaf. Great to see you playing decent chess again though and the think the Bird's going to become a brilliant weapon for you.
Let's go Simon, you crazy, ginger, chess machine
last game omg)dont get backspanked simon!
I wish our GingerGM would also play the Alekhine's defence and 1.b3, so that our opening repertoire would perfectly match!!
Go Simon!
Opponent number 1: calling yourself a GM, when you have the FM title in your profile, is hilarious.
Love your content. I've been playing the Bird for ages. An interesting line in the Froms Gambit was introduced by Lawrence Trent in his Chessbase course. After 4. Kf3 g5 5.d3!? Extremly funny and sharp lines!
Mo money, mow problems
Mowing lol well played Simon as usual 😊🎉. Would love to see you commentate on some of these chess tournaments there are
CHOOOOOOSDAY! Howdy Simon, always love the videos
Superb entertainment every week. Thank you, Simon. Is there room for a variant of ‘The Bird’s’ named , ‘The Lawnmower Attack’?
Your neighborhood sounds like it’s out of Edward Scissorhands
Love your show❤
Mate I know that last game was a heartbreaker, but man was it exciting!
Martinique looks quite nice! 😂
23:32 Avalanche of the white gold
That was fun
I went to school with a Martina Queek.
i got a new name for an opening theory 1. h4 is called the very very early h4 ,
2.h4 would be the very early h4 and
3.h4 would be the early h4 .. what dya guys think :)
As for cleaning up opening names like that, can't we call - in addition to 4.Qxf7# scholar's mate - 5.Qxf7# the delayed scholar's mate, 6.Qxf7# the late scholar's mate, 5.Bxf7# the delayed conjugated scholar's mate, 7.Qxh7# the later translated scholar's mate, and any piece's mate on any square at any move some version of an extremely delayed conjugated translated scholar's mate?
@@landsgevaer lol I'm all in :)
That 4th opponent Bascheyaro was very sus. Noone plays 94% in such a complicated dutch with 0 inaccuracies 0 mistakes. Also 5 secs for obvious moves like Qxa8 showed his true face
YESSAH!!!!❤❤❤❤
That penultimate game tho
Also a very fine video thumbnail (very British and very Blackadderish) there, as usual!
FM rated 2800? Of course, everything is clear!
Hey he's looking more fit now or is it just me ?
Yeah he said he does boxing now
Not cry Simon, only if you were Simon for the salsa song (El gran varón).....
1:44:52 Dang! Spanked on the back rank!
Yeah, let's go!🎉🎉🎉
All this talk about the Birds opening, I wonder if the course covers from's gambit.
To be fair, I've never heard of Martin-a-qweek either
game 10, maaan... oh my words😢
"now if he plays it , he's either cheating.." lol
You got it back to front. He is an American living in Brazil, not the other way around mate - Cheers 🍺🍺
Man leidet regelrecht mit Dir Simon.... Aber nächtes mal klappt es mit den 8 Punkten - Ganz sicher !!!
Chess. Is. Brutal.
I beg you Simon to bring back the classic intro!
At 1:32:37, was Bh4 with the idea of the sacrifice Bg3 a move?
Whats that called when you like to watch people in pain lol? sado masochist is it? Chess is some game. and the human brain/ confidence. wild stuff. you the man though dude
Did you see that finegold video where he thinks that you are legendary?
Lookin lean my man! When the fight?
Some cunning stunts in this one
hey lad, consider live streaming
A storm of white gold 😂
You're complaining about the engine evaluation at this position (th-cam.com/video/IAe66qyDCEE/w-d-xo.html) oƒ 0.68 (using stockfish lite). It comes up as +1.61 on proper stockfish btw.
oh dear Simon, this was almost one of your best efforts, but you were blundering at the end
🎉🎉
If I were a pooing bird I'd definitely be using the time to play some mobile chess. I would bird poop my opponent, which is someone working a corner store half way around the world :(
WCM....that's barely titled. Sheesh
30:30
Letting your grass grow encourages biodiversity! Tell them that Simon!
at 29:30 I thought you were talking about seizures
Bird Opening: Dutch variation is a is a reverse Dutch. Did they know that when they named it?
Sorry