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  • @spencer6205
    @spencer6205 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Everyone gangster until you pull out the metal straw in front of insane moms

    • @kurotsuki7427
      @kurotsuki7427 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well they are good for stabbing people. . .

  • @ginabell694
    @ginabell694 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I remember reading about the man that had a panic attack and was fired. He quietly went out to car to decompress. They called him in to discuss it the next day. He started to have a panic attack as a result of the meeting. And they stated they(his boses) felt unsafe.and then fired him. Ppl were saying it was too much money for what happened. I pointed out it wasn't just for the incident but, lawyer fees, bills and such that went unpaid for weeks, gas money to get to and from the court proceedings, etc..

  • @Soulessnight4
    @Soulessnight4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ‘Breaking in without consent’ I always ask for consent before breaking into houses!

  • @chocolatebar6785
    @chocolatebar6785 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:16 plot twist: they were mad because the other person did not use the provided hole and poked the straw through the paper 😭😭😭

  • @somerandomguy1147
    @somerandomguy1147 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:58 "it is now illegal to cigarette"

  • @jenniferbenedict2223
    @jenniferbenedict2223 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Do we need a timer for Mason now too? 😂

  • @cheshire_sensei
    @cheshire_sensei ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mason is one of my favourite narrators, political takes included!

    • @miscellaneousbits4368
      @miscellaneousbits4368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do we need politics here anyways? I'm not tryna get brainwashed by either group by them shoving their opinions on random people down my throat

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@miscellaneousbits4368They’re allowed to share their political opinions, it’s their channel. No one’s forcing you to watch this video.

    • @le9038
      @le9038 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to watch r/facepalm videos without anything political...

    • @miscellaneousbits4368
      @miscellaneousbits4368 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one is forcinge to watch the video but what does politics have anything to do with this video?@@lemaygaming6952

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@le9038 Other channels do that.

  • @cameronvanmetre3143
    @cameronvanmetre3143 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:31 they accidentally put a comma between invisible and beard, it was supposed to be for invisible beards

  • @IancuAlexandru_14
    @IancuAlexandru_14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:56 "Avoacadoos" 😭😭

  • @dkwhyimhere.
    @dkwhyimhere. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my head hurts from all the facepalming

  • @Ariaofeffect
    @Ariaofeffect ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On lauren boebert: wasn’t her husband also a sex offender who exposed himself to minors at a bowling alley?

  • @popeofsimps2924
    @popeofsimps2924 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:40 Br*t*sh decanonized confirmed

  • @venti775
    @venti775 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My parents are like the only good landlords because they dont charge too damn high and actually have sympathy and let the tenants skip a month or so to let them recover with no lashback and for the first two months are free so I think there is at least ONE good landlord lmao

  • @lovedrreid1
    @lovedrreid1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude, with the pizza thing at like 7:30... I would seriously pull my kid out of that school. Like that same day. How does that teacher even have a teaching license???? 🤦‍♀️

  • @vanessaatalanta2475
    @vanessaatalanta2475 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:15 that sounds like a good way to get roofied? Or hopefully her date catches up on the fact that the drinks always come when she's on the pooper and drinks the shots himself.

  • @ginabell694
    @ginabell694 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I believe Mr ballen did an episode on the guy who built the nuclear weapon in the shed. He's really good at story telling. U should look it up and listen to it

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Americans complaining about British English as if it didn't come first and Americans only have their English because some dude went "Yeah this is too hard, lets dumb it down" and boom, new English.

    • @kooskoos1234
      @kooskoos1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, american english is different from british english because languages develop over time, and england and the US were separated for centuries

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles ปีที่แล้ว +14

    While one could argue against EzPz (and EmKay) for covering so many of these posts, I'm just left wondering why there are so many sociopolitical/economic posts on facepalm now. It's gotten to the point where I feel like they don't really belong here and should be somewhere else, only I don't know where. I swear this subreddit wasn't like this in 2019; then again, maybe my memory is cloudy. I don't know.
    Anyway, I think there's a non-political filter for this subreddit if whoever picks the posts is interested in looking into it, but that's just a thought. No one will die if these channels keep covering these posts. Still, it might be a neat idea.

    • @magicmayhem4949
      @magicmayhem4949 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree, I feel like r/facepalm, murderedbywords, and rareinsults have all gotten more political than they used to be, and many of them don’t even fit the theme of the subreddit. Maybe I’m just remembering wrong, but now I tend to avoid these subreddits, they just aren’t fun anymore.

    • @miscellaneousbits4368
      @miscellaneousbits4368 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr, I'm so fed up with all the politics in places I just want to scroll and maybe laugh a bit, they tryna brainwash me while I'm just zoned out reading these images

    • @TheEpicGalaxy21
      @TheEpicGalaxy21 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's mostly just because a lot of world issues and the way people are seemingly tackling them just seem so ridiculously dumb and silly that they feel like they'd fit r/facepalm. It's a subreddit for people doing dumb stuff, and apparantely a lot of people are doing dumb stuff in relation to politics, economy, or other "Serious" topics these days.
      Bonus points if someone comes up with a spicy reply/ or answer to get themselves onto r/murderedbywords...

  • @GrayBeans
    @GrayBeans 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Thing's to do to lose your boyfriend" more like it...
    Ladies just give him a hug sometimes and tell him you love him honestly guys dont hear it enough.

  • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
    @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil ปีที่แล้ว

    13:20 Isn’t this the same girl who got deported from Japan bc she took a photo of a couple on public transportation without their permission and posted it online?

  • @PaintedDog
    @PaintedDog ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I" when talking about oneself is a pronoun. "You" is also a pronoun

  • @Ni-boo
    @Ni-boo ปีที่แล้ว

    Choose your fighter
    Republican: Man who grabs women by the 😺
    Democrat: Man who sniffs little girls

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jenna Ortega is indeed American, so it is still illegal for her to smoke until she does turn 21.

    • @ShadoeLandman
      @ShadoeLandman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Federal law prohibits SALE of tobacco to those under 21.
      Jenna is still not a teenager.

    • @Daniel_Coffman
      @Daniel_Coffman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShadoeLandman Yeah, I wasn't saying she was one.

    • @ShadoeLandman
      @ShadoeLandman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Daniel_Coffman But as far as I can see, it’s NOT illegal for her to smoke, it’s only illegal for her to buy cigarettes.

    • @Daniel_Coffman
      @Daniel_Coffman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShadoeLandman Yeah. That is a good point.

  • @Arcanist_Gaming
    @Arcanist_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is "maroon" an insult? Thought it was just a colour lmao

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat ปีที่แล้ว

    also the line "uniquely amarican" sounds kind of like a dig. a bit like going "it is bs you got to do it but proud of you that you are being successful" then again thats just how im reading it.

  • @SplitGaming2542
    @SplitGaming2542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:56
    saying someone is projecting for making a (possibly unintentional) homophobic statement is a really not good thing to say, that just makes stereotypes that just does no one good

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    calling christianity dangerous is not political. it has the highest body count of any belief system that has ever existed. it's just an objective fact.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where do you find the statistics on that?
      I'm not doubting you, just curious to see who's tracking those numbers and what the count actually is.

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antonyduhamel1166 the number i've seen most is around 700 million, but i think that's only counting deaths in the actual name of christ, like inquisitions and witch trials and crusades and purges and satanic panics and so on, and not the deaths caused by organizations distinctly and deliberately calling themselves christian organizations, like the kkk or the nazis. or the holy roman empire, i guess? or the british? they do have a state religion, surprisingly. i'm sure some percentage of those millions of dead were done the name of god and some were done in the name of a queen or an emperor. of course most European leaders were ordained by the christian god, or were actual clergy. not sure if you'd count that, but that's a lot of new numbers if you include them. it's hard to parse what's done for faith and what's merely propped up and influenced by the politics of the faith.
      but honestly, my favorite argument is just the common sense argument. 2000 year old religious group with massive political power, treilions of dollars, a mandate from god to spread the faith, and themes of things like human sacrifice being noble, benevolent genocide, killings directed by god, and blood magic rituals where bread becomes human flesh in your mouth. (thank you catholics for that lovely image.)
      honestly, can you think of any other cause, of any kind, that manages to get parents hanging hideously detailed statues of a mutilated, naked, adult man's corpse over their five year old daughter's bed? the anti-theists aren't just being mean and dramatic when they call it a death cult. they have cause to think that.
      but i digress. if you want specific studies or papers or books to read, and nothing is coming up on google, i'd try google scholar. (probably good to double check the review status on anything that seems too convenient one way or the other tho. anyone can post there i think.) or you could do what i sometimes do and ask around on history sub-reddits and the like. someone will gleefully link applicable works. history people love to answer questions about history. it's like the whole point i think lol

  • @zacharydragonsblood3368
    @zacharydragonsblood3368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People complaining there are too many right wing people being covered, well them stop being such easy target.

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat ปีที่แล้ว

    i hate people like the mom in the firt one. i know just where her head was " you belive in climet change means you cant belive in god cuse god is more powerful so the world will last no mater what"

  • @santiagocato1881
    @santiagocato1881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a bigger beard than that and I shaved this morning

  • @theohioman2409
    @theohioman2409 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i came for politics

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Insert facepalm through face and around the world meme here*

  • @maikel3915
    @maikel3915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did come to this video for politics

  • @Sleve-McDichael
    @Sleve-McDichael ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What weird takes does Stephen King have?

  • @yamrj4396
    @yamrj4396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just one Q how you clean those straws?? Just drink from the lid¿¿??

    • @Arand09mguy
      @Arand09mguy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just put water

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles ปีที่แล้ว

      There are things you can use to clean them, but I don't know what they're called.

    • @caramia4143
      @caramia4143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Straw cleaning brushes. You can put soap/water on it and insert it into the straw to clean it. I bought a pack of reusable straws and it came with two straw cleaning brushes.

  • @voodoo_gaming
    @voodoo_gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn what a shame, I just stopped watching EmKay to get away from all the political nonsense. Just to come here for the same shit.

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    8:41. **Ahem** ☕

  • @doseofmemes900
    @doseofmemes900 ปีที่แล้ว

    memes love button 👇

  • @anotherchannel9647
    @anotherchannel9647 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:55 Folks... is it homo to show people common courtesy?

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That young Black guy who broke into multiple homes & ducumented it purely for clout, *in **_America,_* is Confidence Goals. 💯

  • @miumiu39
    @miumiu39 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:34 I've said this before but on one of your videos I think, and I will say it again: I hate the aggression towards women who say "I have a boyfriend." Men routinely harass women and try to force them to date or hit on them and won't back off. Being even slightly friendly is seen as an invite and being just a decent human with a guy is often labelled as "leading him on." Women are naturally scared of strange guys approaching or texting them and saying "I'm not interested" doesn't work because the authority of another man is respected more than the autonomy or choice of the woman in question. So they say "I have a boyfriend" to reduce the risk of being hit on and harassed by guys they're not into. The level of aggression they face for this is so unreal like men have taken the trouble to make life terrifying and exhausting for women to live in and then when the women employ basic self defence strategies to protect themselves they're written off as bitches. Like idk about you but I'd rather come off as a bitch than risk end up being r*ped by some weirdo bc I showed them bare minimum common courtesy. Women are 100% in the right when they tell strange men "I have a boyfriend." They're just scared and they are right to be scared.

  • @TheBunny-0110
    @TheBunny-0110 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I gonna ask you America,
    How much you guys paid for a small apartment?
    Because in Indonesia on my country is about 130,72$ or 2 juta. I just wanna know

    • @2default
      @2default ปีที่แล้ว

      Buying ability of people in the US is still higher.

    • @ShadoeLandman
      @ShadoeLandman ปีที่แล้ว

      We often don't. We have a lot of homeless people.

    • @TheBunny-0110
      @TheBunny-0110 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShadoeLandman so what you saying that
      The house pricing is to high, people better live in a tent

    • @ShadoeLandman
      @ShadoeLandman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheBunny-0110 Not “better live in a tent”, but sometimes tent is the only option. And illegal.

    • @Clownytoonz
      @Clownytoonz ปีที่แล้ว

      Around 1,000$ a month

  • @yourlocalowl.
    @yourlocalowl. ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol funny video

  • @Ÿūræįį
    @Ÿūræįį ปีที่แล้ว

    11:27 this is not true whatsoever.

  • @AJPlayzOfficial
    @AJPlayzOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EzPz is getting cancelled INSTANTLY after those political jokes 😂

    • @miscellaneousbits4368
      @miscellaneousbits4368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldnt say canceled but all these political takes are cringe, I'm trying to see some facepalms and laugh a bit, not get their opinions and politics shoved down my throat

    • @FurryQueenYT
      @FurryQueenYT ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@miscellaneousbits4368Don't worry, it's just Mason that does it really.

  • @AJPlayzOfficial
    @AJPlayzOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No, the way Americans spell stuff is wired…

  • @miscellaneousbits4368
    @miscellaneousbits4368 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's with all the politics I want facepalms not political garbage

    • @nantania6521
      @nantania6521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. And if you say that we should not get political, one of their only comebacks is a “rATiO”

  • @YamamotoTV2021
    @YamamotoTV2021 ปีที่แล้ว

    First view! 🥇👀

  • @nantania6521
    @nantania6521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These memes are all left leaning and biased.

    • @zacharydragonsblood3368
      @zacharydragonsblood3368 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well tell the right to stop doing stupid stuff and we will stop making fun of them

    • @nantania6521
      @nantania6521 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharydragonsblood3368 ok so saying the lord did not introduce himself with xey/zem is dumb and ignorant? These people are just saying stuff that does not even make sense and immediately assuming they won the argument.

    • @zacharydragonsblood3368
      @zacharydragonsblood3368 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nantania6521 pronouns are part of the English language. Also I don't believe in fairy tales

    • @nantania6521
      @nantania6521 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharydragonsblood3368 says the guy who believes in Darwin . The most common argument for people like you is. “Well god is fake and you are dumb lololol”. Yep. Please stop listening to CNN and MSNBC.

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@nantania6521additionally, didn't he literally introduce himself with "I am he?"

  • @Pancakes4CamPlz
    @Pancakes4CamPlz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    00:20 despite their mother's beliefs, I think op's faith should be a little more to the left. It's off centred and it's bugging me! 😤