The last time I had to write the word mercenaries, I actually wrote missionaries. I might have failed that class if my teacher didn't find it so funny.
It has taken me *many* viewings of this toon to finally get the "Not Free Popcorn. Memorial Statue" joke, that it isn't just Benedetto returning from the previous army toon.
They'll have to be jumped. The one of above-average weight variance would be sent to join the Municipality to be pooped in. Then the step-headed redchild will be sent off to certain doom in the Homestarmy, wanting to be jumped out.
"When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries, er I mean mercenaries, MERCENARIES!" "How do you ever expect to get an eye-patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this *clank clank* unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries. Oh, crap I did it again! Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries! We do bad stuff!"
"Say young man! Say youngmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungman!! You look like you come from a long line of 5 bucks-havers! Well we have a career for you in the no armed forces! Say, are you good at video games? I'm not good at video games - last time I fired up one of my old SEGA tapes it made me a waffle! Say, do you like pamphlets? Heres a pamphlet. Here's two pamphlets! Say, you got a girlfriend? Well what if your girlfriend was this wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? Thatd be really weird, man... what kind of screwed up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind - get outta here!!"
I hate to be pendantic (not really, as it makes me feel smart,) but what he means is that Strongbaddia doesn't have a standing army or reserves. In case of a war, a group of mercenaries or temporary army would still count as an army.
Strong Sad's probably there, too, on one of his covert spy missions.
He calls them "sigh ops"
The last time I had to write the word mercenaries, I actually wrote missionaries. I might have failed that class if my teacher didn't find it so funny.
Benedetto is his own memorial statue!
Punished Strong Bad.
"I'm already a cool guy, The Kaz"
What a lorst for revornge! WHOOORRARARLE!
Why are we still here? Just to paper?
STRONG BAD, YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS HREMAIL!
It has taken me *many* viewings of this toon to finally get the "Not Free Popcorn. Memorial Statue" joke, that it isn't just Benedetto returning from the previous army toon.
Shady missionaries. Dang it! Mercenaries! MERCENARIES!
We do bad stuff!
"What kind of screwed up kid are you? Get out of here!!" Lol homestar is the best
"We don't recruit your kind!"
It's been long enough that Perthy Paul's kids likely have kids now...in another 10 years they may be applying to join the on point kings
perthy grandpaul
They'll have to be jumped. The one of above-average weight variance would be sent to join the Municipality to be pooped in. Then the step-headed redchild will be sent off to certain doom in the Homestarmy, wanting to be jumped out.
Excuse me, Ganglo Saxon.
"say, young man, say youngmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungman," :D
Did he just predict Big Boss?
yes, yes he did
WhooooaaaaaHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Send your coolest son to join the Diamond Dogs, he'll have to be Fulton'ed in
@Manek Iridius
You mean they get shanghaied?
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Shady band of missionaries... oh crap I did it again! MERCENARIES I MEANT MERCENARIES! WE DO BAD STUFF!
I love it!
Kind of weird how good the Municipality looks.
Until you realise the Poopsmiths "night stick" thing has poop smears on the tip. Only one way you would get poop there...
😳
@@Loctorak he stuck it into his huge pile of whatsit?
Honor. Valor. Trogdor
buttor
I think 2:32 is my favorite sequence in the entirety of the Homestarrunnerverse.
LMAO it's up there 🤣🤣
"When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries, er I mean mercenaries, MERCENARIES!"
"How do you ever expect to get an eye-patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this *clank clank* unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries. Oh, crap I did it again! Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries! We do bad stuff!"
"Bring to me a suitable email so that I may check it down."
Ahhhhh StrongBad! :)
I can’t believe Strong Bad is Big Boss
Kojima has done it again!
Is the cure to male loneliness starting a shady band of missionaries with your friends?
for the longest time I've been saying step-headed red-child and I could never figure out what the reference was from.
I still say "step-headed redchild" pretty regularly
The KOT's video with the poopsmith seems like a Biden/Harris 2020 add.
It’s like every army recruitment ad you see nowadays.
"What kind of swewed up kid are you? We don't wecruit your kind, GET OUTTA' HERE!"
72-point ATT Aleck Sans, laid out using QuarkXPress. A TRIAL VERSION OF QUARKXPRESS!
My life for the Municipality!
Honor. Valor. Buttor
"Shady Missionaries" LEARN THE BIBLE >:)
Clayton Hahn
It says the bibble.
Except the message of Christ isn’t shady.
Should we trust Homestar to do a let's play of Sonic 1/2/3&K?
Cybershell Origins
He'll never make it past the Barrel of Doom
Brrrvewrrreerrrrrgh...
Oh.. thats a bad sign...
here's a pamphlet. here's *TWO* pamphlets.
The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle.
That black brown and bage ops was actually clever
navanater123 beige*
Last time I fired up one of my ol' sega tapes, it made me a waffle
"Say young man! Say youngmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungman!! You look like you come from a long line of 5 bucks-havers! Well we have a career for you in the no armed forces!
Say, are you good at video games? I'm not good at video games - last time I fired up one of my old SEGA tapes it made me a waffle!
Say, do you like pamphlets? Heres a pamphlet. Here's two pamphlets!
Say, you got a girlfriend? Well what if your girlfriend was this wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl?
Thatd be really weird, man... what kind of screwed up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind - get outta here!!"
Honor. Valor. Buttor.
I'm for the Municipality!
Honor! Valor! Buttor!
"Come on The Cheat, go for sixies, sixies!"
The occasional beige ops
Hey young man! Hey youngmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungmanyoungman!!! Lol Homestar cracks me up!!!
"Young man" is the next "Toy boat".
3:40
Uh-oh. That preeow doesn't sound like it's feeling well.
2:52 my favorite line XD
We do bad stuff!!
HONOR. VALOR. BUTTOR.
My left ear enjoyed the first 57 seconds.
That's good for you.
The power again
Good job Homestar. G-good job
last time i fired up my sega tapes it asked me to make it some chili dogs
go for sixies, sixies!!! XD
1:03 material gworl 😳✨
1:07: Yay!
Love StrongBad's Emails, also IT'S COOL!!!!!!!!!!
Do you still love them?
*Insert Metal Gear reference here*
my reaction to Wonka 3:04
You forgot the Shady Missionaries easter egg
LOL pirated Quark XPress.
You have to have worked for at least few months in an office environment to get those jokes. But holy shit is it worth it
I hate to be pendantic (not really, as it makes me feel smart,) but what he means is that Strongbaddia doesn't have a standing army or reserves. In case of a war, a group of mercenaries or temporary army would still count as an army.
no no no wait yes
I'm tired of seeing that iPod crap
Why does Strong Bad look like Big Boss?
Shovel knight with the poops,ith
UH-OH FACEPRINT!
I'm tired of seeing that iPod crap
Hey my bromide
Strong Mad with two basketballs shoved down his singlet - smash or pass?
GARBLEDINA
I have a pirated version of Quark Xpress :D
Pooped in
1:10 "A-the Cheat, I'm already a demon..." -Big Bad
Do you has?
I gues Strong Bad stole that serial from a Pirate CD! Wow strong bad maybe is a piracy thief!
A Jihad is probably not what you think it is. Look it up.
@jks2death Yeah Strong Bad does kind of look like Old Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4.
punished strong bad
3:40
@TheProjectMJ Yeah, if I was going to cheat on my fiancee with anybody, it would be The Cheat...lol!!!!
@D3w10n Well not to me!
@eedobaba7726 And to add on to it: Yaaaayyy
HONOR. VALOR. BUTTOR.
Do you has?