The taking off the black belt at the end reminded me of an actual event. The nationals for competition karate. A sensei sees that the black belt kata division for like 13-14 year olds is empty so he puts his own black belt on one of his 13 year old white belts, registers him, and the kid wins gold with no one else competing. National champion.
At my buddies old BJJ gym, there was this guy who was a manager at some large finance company. Middle-aged guy, real boomer type, had the best of everything and only had been doing BJJ for about 8 months. Really pompous, everything was an affectation to him including BJJ. Anyway, he enters his first comp in the 50-55-year-old bracket and gets to the comp, and guess what, there's no one else in his weight class! So, he wins gold by default. The organisers of the comp were just going to hand him his medal, but this piece of work isn't having it. He makes a big scene, and my bud's coach was embarrassed but what this manager dude demanded was this: He wanted to go up to the podium and have his picture taken. He then gets a bottle of water, and throws all the water over his face to make it look as if he is drenched in sweat. This tool then gets up on the podium, has a comp organiser put his medal around his neck and takes a bunch of pictures where the other podium slots are cropped out so you only see him. He gets on Instagram that day and starts with " Thank you to all my BJJ brothers at the gym, we are all killers and today all my hard work and sacrifice paid off! OSSSSSS!! #Gold #Champion #FollowYourDream #BJJ4Life " Guy was a complete tool haha.
A few years ago, there were only 2 guys in the +100kg weight class of my country's bodybuilding nationals. A man who looked like Daniel Cormier was 2nd. (He was a real bodybuilder, though, he just came unprepared.)
@@danielt9975 It actually happened to me once but I took the medal and never mentioned it to anyone. I gave my coach the medal to help decorate the gym ha ha!
All three of these were my first professor. I trained under him for 4 years thinking this was all completely normal and then I switched to a new gym and realized how weird he was. This is all surface level stuff too, it totally goes deeper than this.
Sorry in advance for my grammar. My previous instructor was always very nice to newcomers and always said that everybody is welcomed and that we should bring as many friends as possible, which i understand. But then he would, sometimes in class, sometimes on our groupchat at 3am, go on these rampages, when he would say things like that all of us should train at least 4 times a week, completly destroy ourselves, compete all over Europe and be 100 % commited to bjj and his gym (and should become vegan) or we are just waisting his time. And than he would just insult us. I mean I understand what he was getting at, but it was very schizophrenic and to me, who has demanding job, it was just exhausting to deal with this BS many times a week
One of the instructors at a previous gym used to say, "if you've been training this long and still shrimp like this, your Jiu Jitsu sucks and you should get up and leave now." What a wild man.
My wrestling coach when I was younger was like this. One of my friends who was pretty un-athletic came out to learn how to wrestle. After two weeks he gave him his money back and told him he wasn’t cut out for wrestling and should probably find another sport to do.
@@dulmater how unathletic are we talking about? I'm not the most fit person in the world and was still able to get to almost purple belt in BJJ and beat some browns and even blacks.
I've got a few more, "The padded resume" (calls himself an 8 time Naga medalist, etc and when its checked you see most are 2nd and 3rd place finishes in divisions with 3 opponents, talks up how great he is but can't prove it on the mats); "The sexual harasser"(always trying to sleep with his female students), "The Nickel and dimer"(requires you buy team uniforms, go to seminars to get promotions, belt testing fees, buy online videos,), "The devout religious guy"(Usually a Christian brazilian always talking about Jesus but there are also some devout muslim instructors who dont let girl roll with men etc) "The let himself go" (Guy who used to be in great shape and was legit but gained a bunch of weight and got older and is a shadow of his former self)
I'm sure whenever I get my black belt I'll be the philosopher coach. I already spent most of my coaching time as a blue and now purple belt waxing poetically about concepts and principles lol 😂
The part about not being allowed to train at other gyms is priceless. There are so many paranoid control freak instructors around who still have this stupid rule for their students. The worst part is that the students follow those freaking rules. I'm an instructor and I encourage my students to go explore as much as possible it's the best way to improve your game. Even worst than that are the instructors who won't let people from other gyms train with them especially higher rank belts. I hope that this message gets out there and people chill the F out.
My instructor called me on my phone to discipline me because of the student that he kept saying he wanted to kick out of school, and the guy was injuring people on purpose, he asked to roll with me and I said no and he got an attitude. Words were said, we almost got into a fight, but he ended up just leaving. The instructor told me I need to not have an attitude (people were sustaining injuries from this guy bad) so I told him I think you forgot who is the customer here, and you are providing shitty service. He is a top notch jiu-jitsu instructor, but his service skills suck.
We literally have a thing between a couple dojos from where I am where if you are paying at least at one of our clubs you're welcome to visit for the off class every now and then for free.
I train at a 10th planet gym and I love the atmosphere and always have good rolls with everyone there. They encourage us to go to other open mats and train. Super happy that my coaches are all cool dudes
Why did I feel like the first guy was yelling at me for not stretching well? Lol nice one Tyler keep em coming man, we need one about the advice that white belts give each other, think that would be hilarious
You forgot the Brazilian immigrant who speaks Portuguese with a little English and travels the world destroying other humans between classes, lol. Love ya, professeur! =P
My first coach was a mix of the nice guy with temper and favorites. It was hard to really develop and move on when you got stuck rolling with the new guys and the others competed against themselves. My coach now is awesome, he’s patient and willing to teach you till you get it
Turning up the temperature in the room because someone has a fight is the worst one I've experienced. It's like 90 plus degrees & it's hard to breathe because of 1 person
Ahaha, so accurate. I totally dislike the "Cult Leader". My first jiu jitsu "coach" was/is exactly like that. Even though, the first time that I tried Jiu Jitsu, I already had a 16-year-experience in Judo. I remember he used to put so many rules about going to other gyms or training centers, too much mysticism about the techniques or what we learned in class, telling other students they will not be welcomed if they didn't come to class 5 days a week, and much other stuff. Eventually I got tired of him and stopped attending class. I focused on my fitness training and to spend time with other coaches in other disciplines such as Boxing, Kickboxing, Judo, MMA (like I always did). One day he found me doing bench press in the training facility (where we have all the disciplines available), and he was telling me "Hey, why don't you come to class? You are lazy. You will become fat if you stay like that. Bla bla bla". And I totally got mad (not just for what he was saying, but for the whole bad/uncomfortable experience), and I told him "Shut up, dog! Don't you see that I am fckng training? Shut the fck up and let me focus. You are interrupting my training, and I am not in your class for a reason". I do recognize it was not nice from me to have exploded in such a way, but I was fed up, and I was honest to what I thought. After that, he didn't talk to me every time he saw me in the training center, maybe just a "hi" from far a way and that's it. 3 months later he got fired by the Stakeholders of the training center. We believe that maybe he was just too intense/passional. Nowadays, we have another Jiu Jitsu Coach in the facility and I already got my first stripe in my white belt.
When I first started BJJ I was training at 2 gyms to fit multiple sessions around my schedule, the one gym I trained at was totally cool with it, the other said if I kept training at the other gym I couldn't train at his, was a very competition orientated gym and I got a weird vibe from it from the get go.
@@TylerSpangler ironic calling wing chun a sport when infact bjj is becoming less of a martial art and more of a sport u guys are the next taekwondo whether u wanna admit it or not keep to training the kiddies and stay out of the street ur gonna get ur head stomped playing on the floor like tht
@@travissowa4129 haha yea, it’s not an insult to call something a sport. Wrestling, boxing, Muai Thai, judo and MMA are all sports. That doesn’t mean they can’t fight. The point he was making are that wing chun and jiu jitsu have next to no crossover. It isn’t like other grappling arts where they learn a few more rules and can use their base, like wrestling and judo.
Went to a Gracie school in Sydney once while training for a job. The head coach asked if I was a spy, and that if I wanted to train there I needed to purchase all the Gracie GI and rash guards and that I wasn’t allowed elsewhere while I was with them. I said I’d rather not train at all then come to a cult this this.
I’ve had two cult leaders owners in a row…. Shits terrible I’m literally nervous to join another gym at this point. I’ve just been training with the boys every now and then and luckily they’re all purple belts and do mma so it’s a lot of no gi and fight simulation lol 😂 god this video is on point.
I like how at the surface your speaking as the instructors but showing us the subtext or hidden meaning behind their true intentions. Cult leader and Picks Favorites omg lol.
Thing with BJJ though is it used to make fun of all this, and now it's becoming that which it mocked. But it's so cultish sometimes people can't even see how much of a cult it has become lol.
"So good to see you, my frien'. *hugs* Where you been? Note training anywhere else, no? *laughs* Good, cause we are like family here, you know? They are like a rival family, that we fight with machetes and knives, you know? Porra, good." -the Cult Leader
The flip side of this is the weird intense guys who go home and post stuff like "BJJ is ma life my gym mates are my brothers in arms I have never felt so fulfilled I renounce my real family coz I have BJJ now OSSSS BJJ4Life" .... ...... Like, after their 3rd week of class lol .
@@TylerSpangler And re-read, age limit's as well from 16 too 19. Though I'd say it's a bit more recent, probably Helio's sons time. Thinking of him I always regarded his story with Kimora would make an interesting film, what do you think?
100% agree. But that's their entire MO they gotta push the narrative that they're at the pinnacle and all others are McDojo. You really wanna see them lose their shit go in with skill sets in another grappling style they downplay and put in work. Been kicked outta 3 gyms over the years for that one.
@@KoreanRambo I'm not wing chun and I agree. That is some next level insecurity to trash another style like they do. I've been cross training for over 25 years and only these new breed basics do that consistently.
@@TylerSpangler Lol the guy you gave the heart to is taking it far more seriously realistically speaking. The comment thread we're all on is factual. Making a derogatory comment towards something factual is the epitome of chill dude it's not that serious response. Relax. It is insecure to trash other styles. Trying to downplay reality instead of correcting the behavior only proves the insecurity. As for me I'm the guy that knows this who is laughing at this behavior. Can't get more chill than that young buck.
I did BJJ for almost two years and I think I angered everyone because in the 80s and 90s I've been in real world fights where I used Wing Chun, used it in full contact against boxers, wrestlers, other Kung Fu people in Continuous matches that degenerated into Sanda. I think the Joe Rogan fans felt I was some kind of abomination. Then I told them during that time period I'd been taken done by double legs and jumped from behind and headlocked both in my teens and twenties and solved the problem by grabbing testicles and pinch gripping addams apples. At this point I became some sort of abomination/evil figure. They assumed I was lying or some kind of altzheimer patient. I got in fights in high school, I was in the Marines and later sparred a bunch of black belts from what was around. I swear this happened, can happen, and can happen for others. I was open minded enough to start BJJ at 50, persisted through a seperated shoulder, came back after a heart attack. I like BJJ, I absolutely dislike the idea they have that nothing else works.
I used to train for coach 2 Then I changed to 3 cuz he’s better Then I became his favorite and asserted dominance on the gym Edit: coach 2 took it personally when he found out on my new gym’s instagram story that I left his gym for another one and he texted me being passive aggressive….now that I think about it, our dynamic was much like a toxic relationship that had good sex😂😂
@@peew1020 Idk if I should build up on the joke or not tbh😂😂 In any case, good sex was a metaphor for a toxic relationship that had its own perks and advantages, which is why people might struggle with leaving it
If you get a good gym you'll be fine. Just watch out for red flags. If the coach is creepy, that's a red flag. If the coach tells you not to train anywhere else, that's red flag. If the coach seems overly focused on money, that's a red flag. If the culture in the gym is bad (e.g. the gym is filled with knuckleheads) that's a red flag. But there are more decent BJJ coaches than bad IME. You'll be fine.
my couch is the angry guy to some select students but with me he's the nice guy who treats me as his favorite, which I do not like at all because it's so embarrassing.
the cult reminds me of training in Taekwondo in 80s under cult like master said we couldnt train in boxing or judo or wrestling, said we couldnt train n hang out with other tkd schools etc etc looking back it was so north korea-ish
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The taking off the black belt at the end reminded me of an actual event. The nationals for competition karate. A sensei sees that the black belt kata division for like 13-14 year olds is empty so he puts his own black belt on one of his 13 year old white belts, registers him, and the kid wins gold with no one else competing. National champion.
STONKS
At my buddies old BJJ gym, there was this guy who was a manager at some large finance company. Middle-aged guy, real boomer type, had the best of everything and only had been doing BJJ for about 8 months. Really pompous, everything was an affectation to him including BJJ.
Anyway, he enters his first comp in the 50-55-year-old bracket and gets to the comp, and guess what, there's no one else in his weight class! So, he wins gold by default.
The organisers of the comp were just going to hand him his medal, but this piece of work isn't having it. He makes a big scene, and my bud's coach was embarrassed but what this manager dude demanded was this: He wanted to go up to the podium and have his picture taken. He then gets a bottle of water, and throws all the water over his face to make it look as if he is drenched in sweat.
This tool then gets up on the podium, has a comp organiser put his medal around his neck and takes a bunch of pictures where the other podium slots are cropped out so you only see him.
He gets on Instagram that day and starts with " Thank you to all my BJJ brothers at the gym, we are all killers and today all my hard work and sacrifice paid off! OSSSSSS!! #Gold #Champion #FollowYourDream #BJJ4Life "
Guy was a complete tool haha.
A few years ago, there were only 2 guys in the +100kg weight class of my country's bodybuilding nationals. A man who looked like Daniel Cormier was 2nd.
(He was a real bodybuilder, though, he just came unprepared.)
@@iorekby Honestly if that would ever happen to me I would refuse to take a medal
@@danielt9975 It actually happened to me once but I took the medal and never mentioned it to anyone.
I gave my coach the medal to help decorate the gym ha ha!
All three of these were my first professor. I trained under him for 4 years thinking this was all completely normal and then I switched to a new gym and realized how weird he was. This is all surface level stuff too, it totally goes deeper than this.
Oh oh oh my friend it goes muchhhh deeper
same
Well, don’t leave us hanging! I want to hear some details please!
Sorry in advance for my grammar.
My previous instructor was always very nice to newcomers and always said that everybody is welcomed and that we should bring as many friends as possible, which i understand. But then he would, sometimes in class, sometimes on our groupchat at 3am, go on these rampages, when he would say things like that all of us should train at least 4 times a week, completly destroy ourselves, compete all over Europe and be 100 % commited to bjj and his gym (and should become vegan) or we are just waisting his time. And than he would just insult us.
I mean I understand what he was getting at, but it was very schizophrenic and to me, who has demanding job, it was just exhausting to deal with this BS many times a week
@@someawesomeguy23 so somebody who is self entitled and has a adrenaline anger rush at 3am
“We’re gonna be doing Shrimping, couldn’t be any easier”
*Vietnam Flashbacks to fucking up the line being unable to shrimp*
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One of the instructors at a previous gym used to say, "if you've been training this long and still shrimp like this, your Jiu Jitsu sucks and you should get up and leave now." What a wild man.
I think I like this guy already
🤣 gotta love ab instructor that isn't afraid to lose students
My wrestling coach when I was younger was like this. One of my friends who was pretty un-athletic came out to learn how to wrestle. After two weeks he gave him his money back and told him he wasn’t cut out for wrestling and should probably find another sport to do.
hahahahaha no nonsense coaching.
@@dulmater how unathletic are we talking about? I'm not the most fit person in the world and was still able to get to almost purple belt in BJJ and beat some browns and even blacks.
What about the drill sergeant, the philosopher, or the OG brazillian with half hour intense warm ups to start every practice.
Future content ideas! You'll see them later
Yeah, and the former military coach and narcissists. The I’m a black belt at all things life and you have no value until I approve you.
I've got a few more, "The padded resume" (calls himself an 8 time Naga medalist, etc and when its checked you see most are 2nd and 3rd place finishes in divisions with 3 opponents, talks up how great he is but can't prove it on the mats); "The sexual harasser"(always trying to sleep with his female students), "The Nickel and dimer"(requires you buy team uniforms, go to seminars to get promotions, belt testing fees, buy online videos,), "The devout religious guy"(Usually a Christian brazilian always talking about Jesus but there are also some devout muslim instructors who dont let girl roll with men etc) "The let himself go" (Guy who used to be in great shape and was legit but gained a bunch of weight and got older and is a shadow of his former self)
@@c0mputergenius7 So true. Man, very few that I have met are not narcissists. And they “preach” character.
I'm sure whenever I get my black belt I'll be the philosopher coach. I already spent most of my coaching time as a blue and now purple belt waxing poetically about concepts and principles lol 😂
The part about not being allowed to train at other gyms is priceless. There are so many paranoid control freak instructors around who still have this stupid rule for their students. The worst part is that the students follow those freaking rules. I'm an instructor and I encourage my students to go explore as much as possible it's the best way to improve your game. Even worst than that are the instructors who won't let people from other gyms train with them especially higher rank belts. I hope that this message gets out there and people chill the F out.
My instructor called me on my phone to discipline me because of the student that he kept saying he wanted to kick out of school, and the guy was injuring people on purpose, he asked to roll with me and I said no and he got an attitude. Words were said, we almost got into a fight, but he ended up just leaving.
The instructor told me I need to not have an attitude (people were sustaining injuries from this guy bad) so I told him I think you forgot who is the customer here, and you are providing shitty service.
He is a top notch jiu-jitsu instructor, but his service skills suck.
1:41 “you’re not training with anyone that doesn’t pay *me*” 😂😂😂😭
The acting was on point too! 👏👏
We literally have a thing between a couple dojos from where I am where if you are paying at least at one of our clubs you're welcome to visit for the off class every now and then for free.
@@bolenarrow9286 Well done, you shrewd consumer.
I train at a 10th planet gym and I love the atmosphere and always have good rolls with everyone there. They encourage us to go to other open mats and train. Super happy that my coaches are all cool dudes
I also train at 10p and get the same treatment, great atmosphere
My first BJJ coach was 2 and 3. My first karate instructor was all three
How very karate 🤣
Why did I feel like the first guy was yelling at me for not stretching well? Lol nice one Tyler keep em coming man, we need one about the advice that white belts give each other, think that would be hilarious
Great idea! I’ll make sure to do one like that. Thanks for watching and commenting
You forgot the Brazilian immigrant who speaks Portuguese with a little English and travels the world destroying other humans between classes, lol. Love ya, professeur! =P
Thanks for watching!!
Met a cultist black belt, my first time. He actually said that everything he was showing were secret techniques. Not training there anymore.
Good idea to quit that place!
My first coach was a mix of the nice guy with temper and favorites. It was hard to really develop and move on when you got stuck rolling with the new guys and the others competed against themselves. My coach now is awesome, he’s patient and willing to teach you till you get it
Turning up the temperature in the room because someone has a fight is the worst one I've experienced. It's like 90 plus degrees & it's hard to breathe because of 1 person
I’ve only been training for 4 months, I feel like I got more attention from my coach than some guys who have been training longer.
That's cuz you're gorl
@@markmessi9020 you’re not wrong
He tryna pipe
I have been training 2-3 years and every class I feel like a moron . I feel like wow ! I did not get that concept 2 years ago 😥😥😱
Girls get way more attention on the mat...especially if you're hot
Ahaha, so accurate. I totally dislike the "Cult Leader". My first jiu jitsu "coach" was/is exactly like that. Even though, the first time that I tried Jiu Jitsu, I already had a 16-year-experience in Judo. I remember he used to put so many rules about going to other gyms or training centers, too much mysticism about the techniques or what we learned in class, telling other students they will not be welcomed if they didn't come to class 5 days a week, and much other stuff. Eventually I got tired of him and stopped attending class. I focused on my fitness training and to spend time with other coaches in other disciplines such as Boxing, Kickboxing, Judo, MMA (like I always did). One day he found me doing bench press in the training facility (where we have all the disciplines available), and he was telling me "Hey, why don't you come to class? You are lazy. You will become fat if you stay like that. Bla bla bla". And I totally got mad (not just for what he was saying, but for the whole bad/uncomfortable experience), and I told him "Shut up, dog! Don't you see that I am fckng training? Shut the fck up and let me focus. You are interrupting my training, and I am not in your class for a reason".
I do recognize it was not nice from me to have exploded in such a way, but I was fed up, and I was honest to what I thought.
After that, he didn't talk to me every time he saw me in the training center, maybe just a "hi" from far a way and that's it.
3 months later he got fired by the Stakeholders of the training center. We believe that maybe he was just too intense/passional.
Nowadays, we have another Jiu Jitsu Coach in the facility and I already got my first stripe in my white belt.
Nice!! Came from Reddit, will show this to my kids.
You forgot the non instructor, just roll, you'll figure it out by being smashed.
Hey, Tyler! I just found your channel, and it looks great! BTW, I know of a black belt that is all three!
Thanks for finding the channel! I hope you enjoy the videos. I also hope you don’t see too much of that BB anymore
@@TylerSpangler Thanks. And no, I don't. I only train with awesome people!
Don't worry, Tyler. I noticed you going from "martial art" to "sport" on Wing Chun, if no one else did.
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Bonus: The Philosopher
Future content ideas 💡
Smokes alot of ganja and prefers to train only in no-gi
I would call it "John Danaher Syndrome". People trying to talk like Danaher with an IQ of a pre-schooler.
Great camera angles and movement!!
Finally, one about black belts
When I first started BJJ I was training at 2 gyms to fit multiple sessions around my schedule, the one gym I trained at was totally cool with it, the other said if I kept training at the other gym I couldn't train at his, was a very competition orientated gym and I got a weird vibe from it from the get go.
I thought a belt was an inanimate object, I didn’t know you could actually meet one…
I’m full of surprises
Haha osu my guy! 😂 I’ve been training Wing Chun with Fafia for most of my adult life! Sadly, my instructor will not let me reveal their secrets. 🤫
Haha fafia bro
Will not let me 😂
@@TylerSpangler ironic calling wing chun a sport when infact bjj is becoming less of a martial art and more of a sport u guys are the next taekwondo whether u wanna admit it or not keep to training the kiddies and stay out of the street ur gonna get ur head stomped playing on the floor like tht
@@像水一样 🙄
@@travissowa4129 haha yea, it’s not an insult to call something a sport. Wrestling, boxing, Muai Thai, judo and MMA are all sports. That doesn’t mean they can’t fight. The point he was making are that wing chun and jiu jitsu have next to no crossover. It isn’t like other grappling arts where they learn a few more rules and can use their base, like wrestling and judo.
The cult leader shit is 100% true
My coach is friendly without being neurotic. It’s awesome.
Went to a Gracie school in Sydney once while training for a job. The head coach asked if I was a spy, and that if I wanted to train there I needed to purchase all the Gracie GI and rash guards and that I wasn’t allowed elsewhere while I was with them. I said I’d rather not train at all then come to a cult this this.
I’ve had two cult leaders owners in a row…. Shits terrible I’m literally nervous to join another gym at this point. I’ve just been training with the boys every now and then and luckily they’re all purple belts and do mma so it’s a lot of no gi and fight simulation lol 😂 god this video is on point.
I like how at the surface your speaking as the instructors but showing us the subtext or hidden meaning behind their true intentions. Cult leader and Picks Favorites omg lol.
I’ve ran into all 3 of these dudes in one human 🤣🤣
Congrats Mikey
My coach is the last two for sure
My favorite kind of coach!
My instructor just yells at everyone and everything lol
Just sees red bro
I didn’t know young Bill Burr did Jiu jitsu
This had me in tears 😂
I’m glad I was the one to get you there 😅
Awesome video!!!👍👍👍
Thank you! 👍
I have PTSD when i hear shrimp... thats the nickname my ex girlfriend gave me 😭😭 lmao
I think that's why I loved my last gym. My coach was none of these
A wonderful experience for you!
I need to pick this idea and make my version in French, amazing video!!!!
You should! Go for it and let me know how it goes
@@TylerSpangler Ï Will tag you for your brilliant idea :-)
The cult leader one is sadly real
Happened to me unfortunately!
@@TylerSpangler same, but I'm at an awesome 10th planet school now and I've never had more fun
Black arrow?? No?
@@TylerSpangler did that happen at A gym in Brainerd?😂😅
@@shelbynickey7319 you said it 😂
Hahahahahah this is so funny man, well done!! 😂
this isn't just BJJ though, this is like every martial art
Thing with BJJ though is it used to make fun of all this, and now it's becoming that which it mocked. But it's so cultish sometimes people can't even see how much of a cult it has become lol.
really great content hope it will get picked up by algorythm!
I hope so too! Thanks for watching!
"So good to see you, my frien'. *hugs* Where you been? Note training anywhere else, no? *laughs* Good, cause we are like family here, you know? They are like a rival family, that we fight with machetes and knives, you know? Porra, good." -the Cult Leader
I’m the friendly guy, and for some reason this video makes me feel both ashamed and proud of myself. Thanks man.
Loving the Matrix referance 💚😆
My old gym owner after a student lands a move over n over on different partners:
"He got that stupid sh*t from youtube cuz he didnt learn it here."
Haha that’s awesome. Hopefully they got it from here 🤣
@@TylerSpangler 🤣🤣 you would know cuz she would blow up your comment section telling you how terrible you are🤣
So the 2nd one is Lloyd Irvin
Helllll yeah brother
When I saw the thumbnail that's EXACTLY where I thought this was going
Injured atm and enjoying watching ur chanel in the meantime
Hope you heal fast! Thanks for watching! I enjoy the views
" The only time u talk to a human is at the gym and I dont want u talking to family." 😆😆😆💀☠💀
And all for the low price of $300/mo
@@TylerSpangler 😆 we literally have no Type of MMA gyms in my town so I wouldn't know either way.
The flip side of this is the weird intense guys who go home and post stuff like "BJJ is ma life my gym mates are my brothers in arms I have never felt so fulfilled I renounce my real family coz I have BJJ now OSSSS BJJ4Life" .... ......
Like, after their 3rd week of class lol .
My gym likes people training at other gyms. Come one come all and lets do some jiujitsu
Unfortunately I can relate to an instructor acting similar to this.
What about the quiet black belt who doesnt compete but just slices through everyone in training like its nothing?
#2 is how bjj was back in the day, you never trained at another school.
Oh man, these cut deep.
3 is every coach it's always going to happen
If I'm not mistaken you need several years at Blue, Purple and Brown belt before Black am I right?
You are correct!
@@TylerSpangler And re-read, age limit's as well from 16 too 19.
Though I'd say it's a bit more recent, probably Helio's sons time. Thinking of him I always regarded his story with Kimora would make an interesting film, what do you think?
Don't forget about the war stories guy!
Is it even possible to get a black belt just for training 2 to 3 years at a gym???
I hope not :p
@@TylerSpangler thanks God lol
BJ Penn
The only two I know that have done it very quickly is Lloyd Irvin and BJ Penn
Nothing says "I'm secure in my martial arts training" like feeling the need to trash every other art completely unprompted
There's the wing chun student
100% agree. But that's their entire MO
they gotta push the narrative that they're at the pinnacle and all others are McDojo.
You really wanna see them lose their shit go in with skill sets in another grappling style they downplay and put in work. Been kicked outta 3 gyms over the years for that one.
@@KoreanRambo
I'm not wing chun and I agree. That is some next level insecurity to trash another style like they do. I've been cross training for over 25 years and only these new breed basics do that consistently.
Chill bruh. Don't take this too seriously
@@TylerSpangler
Lol the guy you gave the heart to is taking it far more seriously realistically speaking. The comment thread we're all on is factual. Making a derogatory comment towards something factual is the epitome of chill dude it's not that serious response.
Relax. It is insecure to trash other styles. Trying to downplay reality instead of correcting the behavior only proves the insecurity.
As for me I'm the guy that knows this who is laughing at this behavior. Can't get more chill than that young buck.
My boxing teacher had a bit of a temper
Wow no patience .sorry man , I can’t get the reverse back triangle on only 2 demos
🤣🤣
I did BJJ for almost two years and I think I angered everyone because in the 80s and 90s I've been in real world fights where I used Wing Chun, used it in full contact against boxers, wrestlers, other Kung Fu people in Continuous matches that degenerated into Sanda. I think the Joe Rogan fans felt I was some kind of abomination. Then I told them during that time period I'd been taken done by double legs and jumped from behind and headlocked both in my teens and twenties and solved the problem by grabbing testicles and pinch gripping addams apples. At this point I became some sort of abomination/evil figure. They assumed I was lying or some kind of altzheimer patient. I got in fights in high school, I was in the Marines and later sparred a bunch of black belts from what was around. I swear this happened, can happen, and can happen for others. I was open minded enough to start BJJ at 50, persisted through a seperated shoulder, came back after a heart attack. I like BJJ, I absolutely dislike the idea they have that nothing else works.
What an enchanting tale. And good for you liking your own comment.
I was Thomas because I went a 10th planet gym with my buddy in Arizona.
What’s the issue with visiting other gyms? If your dues are paid on time, what difference does it make to the owner?
I used to train for coach 2
Then I changed to 3 cuz he’s better
Then I became his favorite and asserted dominance on the gym
Edit: coach 2 took it personally when he found out on my new gym’s instagram story that I left his gym for another one and he texted me being passive aggressive….now that I think about it, our dynamic was much like a toxic relationship that had good sex😂😂
Good sex? Have I been doing jiu jitsu wrong? 🤔
@@peew1020 Idk if I should build up on the joke or not tbh😂😂
In any case, good sex was a metaphor for a toxic relationship that had its own perks and advantages, which is why people might struggle with leaving it
Lmaoooo
Im starting Judo and Bjj next week, now I'm scared >~
If you get a good gym you'll be fine. Just watch out for red flags.
If the coach is creepy, that's a red flag.
If the coach tells you not to train anywhere else, that's red flag.
If the coach seems overly focused on money, that's a red flag.
If the culture in the gym is bad (e.g. the gym is filled with knuckleheads) that's a red flag.
But there are more decent BJJ coaches than bad IME. You'll be fine.
my couch is the angry guy to some select students but with me he's the nice guy who treats me as his favorite, which I do not like at all because it's so embarrassing.
My coach was nice to me only in the very beginning and then never again 😂
Do you train under Beico?
I run a gym in Oregon and litteraly the second one is hellarius I been in that gym as a kid. Lolol
currently train at #2. damn
Nice guy with a temper is like me in my marriage
Me too me too except with just people in general
Hahaha the cult leader is sooo accurate
i know how to shrimp. make some bubba shrimp with extra sauce
“You’ve done Wing Chun! That’s such a great sport” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait, 2 years, and he got a BJJ blackbelt? But you said... XD
Damn, ok. What did Tommy do?
What about the stinky Black Belt? I have met a couple that apparently think their jiujitsu is good enough they don't need to shower anymore.
Good idea! Tons of ideas for the next one
Yeah if you wash your Gi you wash out all your skill, I thought everybody knew that 😝
Tyler has a bad temper !! Lol
It comes and goes 🤣
lol, im definitely the 1st and the 3rd.
*SEND ME LOCATION* I WANT THAT BELT.
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I thought I was watching a Gracie video for a sec. Lol
How is my coach literally the worst mix of all 3
He learned from the best!
Because you’re at the wrong gym homey
If bill burr had hair and a black belt
you look like the first type cheers!
Cheers mate!
Lol let’s turn jiu jitsu into cobra Kai!
#2 I miss my coach 🤣
PAY ME
Being in a type 2 gym for 10 years. Not anymore😙
Amazing LOL!
GB Hunter Valley is number 2. If you are 'too good' you get banned because "Youll hurt his white belts".
Thank you young Bill Burr. I'm learning a lot from your videos. But I hate to be the bearer of bad news. You will go bald one day.
the cult reminds me of training in Taekwondo in 80s under cult like master said we couldnt train in boxing or judo or wrestling, said we couldnt train n hang out with other tkd schools etc etc looking back it was so north korea-ish
Fucking hell I have met the cult leader
He doesn't think he is one though
Too many of them!
Joel Osteen of the But Marshall arts
I know two of these guys lol
I train at Black Arrow
:o
Jared was my first instructor haha