Menopause Is Worse Than PMS. Jeff Allen
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2024
- Menopause is worse than PMS, at least according to Jeff Allen, whether its hot flashes, or night sweats, one day you'll be dreaming about the glory days of pms. until then watch "Honor Thy Wife" by Jeff Allen only at www.drybarcomed...
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One of the best clean comedians on Earth! My gut hurts!
Jeff Allen sets the bar high for all other comedians to try to achieve. He's hilarious. I have a few favorites but none compare to Jeff Allen. He's tops in my book.
for sure
agreed!
He is mine too.
What makes him so good is that he tells the truth, this way we can all relate.... LOL
You have not seen Gabriel Iglesias "Fluffy" nor Jeff Dunnim, but thought this guy is not my favorite. He is good, with no cursing at all ever, it seems etc. I like that. Just 1 after the other, not laughing, no breaks, but at a nice normal pace so he is one of the best in my book.
He is sooo funny! He doesn't stop and laugh at his own jokes which makes it so much better.
That's because it's true, truth is stranger than fiction
@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON Yeah, I like when a comic genuinely finds what they came up with as funny. I seen so many stand up comics say something, then stare at the audience, waiting for them to laugh. Which makes it some kind of obligation. Some comics, their laugh is part of what makes them funny. But just hanging around friends, someone could say something funny, and the laugh just elevates it.
Oh I see you discovered Jeff Hawkins. 😉 (who I love, btw)
@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON yeah, when this comedian Trevor Noah does it, I laugh more
I don't agree. I think comedians who laugh at their own jokes are much funnier.
“We doing alright? You and me?”
🤣🤣🤣
Had me hollering hahaha
My husband and I have had several talks about those spouses murdering each other shows. We have agreed that if for some reason our marriage needs to end we won’t kill each other. We have come to a mutual agreement. 👌
Jeff allen is a legend his specials are the best
How did I not hear of this guy before? He's awesome!
“The fern makes me look fat!” 😂
Brilliant
No . . . . . eating like a newly-released Ethiopian prisoner makes you look fat.
@@dsdave07 : to hard to understand,,The fat makes you look Fat
Watch Dateline with your wife... After about 5 of those you'll look her in eye and say, "Are we doin' alright?" LOL
😂😂😂
Jeffrey Allen is best! "She might bring crying....but then she'll stab ya." Love his humor!! 😂😂😂
I just love his sense of humor, he is hilariously funny and on point😂😂😂
No one wears a fig after September 😂😂😂
Died on the floor with that 1!!😹
This guy was great.
The Adam and Eve part was perfect.
I like a few comedians on this channel... and dislike several.
But this guy is good.
he's one of my favourites
One time I was talking to a friend about him, but kept on calling him Berry Alan instead of Jeff Alan
He was also on a show called Bananas years ago.
@@calebtaylor4153 lol. Thats funny.
This video was quick... sure. But at least it wasnt Barry Alan quick!
"Good"?
Jeff! Jeff! He meant GOLD!!
The part about his grandchild though..😊😊
Kudos to Tammy for committing to this comic relief & saving each other's lives........plus giving us a lifetime of laughs!!🙋🏾♀️😅
My wife was pretty good through menopause, she only got angry once, for 15 years!
You better hope she does see this comment.
@@davidtilley3049 😂😂😂
Lol
🤣😂🤣😂
I wasn't. -20F wind chill and I had on the ac with the windows down and sweat rolling down my face, a man in a car next to (on the freeway) doing a double take and the hubs about to die ccx when he reached for the control.
When a hot flash hits it is horrible! I freeze my husband out, too!
Absolutely! I have to force myself to leave the thermostat alone! No one would survive the temp changes in my house if I tried to keep up with the hot flashes and then freezing!! Men have no idea...I'm glad, wouldn't wish this on anyone!
Love seeing Jeff, one of my favorites.
You should definitely listen to this man's testimony. Watched it long ago on DVD. VERY POWERFUL.
Yes it is!
His testimony on getting sober is amazing.
I had hot flashes after I had my last baby at 42! Omg the worst feeling when you’re working trying to get a new client! Now at 48 I’m spazzing out forgetting things and unfocused! I was sensitive to begin with but now I’m scary! Menopause ain’t no joke!
LOL. I was wondering what kind of joke a guy would tell about menopause but that was good
Thank you Jeffrey!! Tammy too..cause we all know its really why you are so famous old man...ha!!!
Iuu
He's lived it. God bless him.☺☺☺
@@raynaelizabethhoffmanramos5479 was voted ava
I love Jeff!! The best comedian ever, he's freaking absolutely HYSTERICAL!!
He always talking about his wife, and its HILARIOUS!!!
The funny thing is most of it probably true.
Because he's talking about real life and we can so relate.
He seems to love his wife so much. I love Tammy.
Every man/husband should know of menopause symptoms🎯. This was WONDERFULLY HILARIOUS. 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣. Love it.
He has the best delivery. No hesitation. Perfect timing.
I saw the video title and comedian and I thought, "This will be great." it wasn't. It was fantastic. Boy, can I relate.
This was the first time I've heard of Jeff Allen. I'm gonna have to check more of his stuff out. Hes hilarious!! 🤣😂🤣😂
A very accurate description of MENOPAUSE! 👌
I can relate to the menopause. I never had PMS or any other "woman problems" until menopause. That really kicked my butt. It's been going on for over 6 years. It's not fun for anyone involved, but I appreciate your humor about it. I still have a sense of humor and you are hilarious. Thanks for keeping it clean, too. It's great not having to weed through the obscenities to listen to the stories.
So funny and clean when you can make someone laugh in tears fall from your eyes.
I’m out of style while waiting for u to get dress - LOLLLSSSS
Congrats on your sobriety!!!!! Praise be to God. God bless
Nothing like feeling hot while standing in front of an a/c blowing full blast... the struggle is real!
I've witnessed others & prayed 'em through their struggle!! It ain't no joke!! Um gonna keep u in prayer too!!👊🏾😇☺️
Full episode please. Jeff Allen is one of my favorites.🤣
"She might be crying and then stab ya😬"
Jeff Allen is legit.
This is hilarious!!!! And from what I’ve heard from older women about menopause....it’s spot on.
yo menopause is no joke. i had a hysterectomy, and if i don't take my supplemental estrogen, the flames of hell burn through the inside of my body. and it comes on so instantly. i'm only 30, but i'm also forgetful, so i forget to take the meds sometimes. and it just strikes you in an instant, like the center of the sun has just entered your body. it can almost feel so hot that you feel like you're getting a sunburn from the inside out.
you should feel so lucky that all you get is woken up by her in the night. if you traded places, i'm sure you would have a _whole lot_ more to complain about. legitimately, it's like your skin and insidee are on fire, like you're in the middle of the desert at high noon, every move you make crawling across the sand scalding your skin. it's no joke dude. it's incredibly intense.
😞 So it does get worse
FKBUSH1
unfortunately yes :(
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at least you don't get a period anymore, and if you get on hrt, most of the horrible menopause symptoms can be controlled. but if you forget your dose 2 days in a row, god help you...
Danielle Spargo You're so beautiful, just to look can't see the pain you suffer..😔I'm so sorry...Do you eat sugar? I read Sugar can make Hot flashes worse? Maybe honey or other natural sweeteners can help...30 you're just a baby...I hope your life has other blessings to balance that out...🙏🏻❤
Eat an balanced vegetarian diet for a few months. Eat variety. No processed food at all. Try it. Include lentils( only after soaking overnight to release phytic acid which blocks the absorption of nutrients) ginger, garlic, fruits, turmeric, amla or Indian gooseberry ( found in Asian/Indian stores) and sprouted grains. Your hormones will naturally balance out. For sure. Try it n let me know how it went for you so I can recommend to more ppl.
Love this guy! FYI, once you've survived Menopause, it makes the best jokes in the world. My husband and kids spent many years imitating me fanning, growling, snarling, crying, and sweating.... all at the same time. LOL!! Yeah, it's funny NOW.
He is one of the best! Love this guy!
I love this guy. seen him before on comedy Central
This is the first time I've heard of him. He's great! Very funny and not mean.
"She might be crying and then stab you"
😂😂😉😂😂
I’m going through now. It’s a nightmare
I'm dying because I am going through menopause now! I can relate
It's the worst thing ever, I swear. I'm 45, and have been going through it for several yrs now, and it's still got me upside down. 😂
YES!!! THIS!!! My husband wants the bedroom year round at 85-90F, I at 50 in perimenopause, NEEEEED the room as cold as I can get it with either the windows all open or the a/c set to 63 (why the hell don't those things go down to 100 kelvin or something like that?!) I also have two industrial fans and a very powerful desk fan. The desk fan is pointed right at my head. I only sleep with a sheet and a Frozen 2 summer bed cover. Sans PJs. I need an ice slab (or a water bed set to 45F) to sleep on. It is miserable!
Now I know why my mother and step-father slept in separate rooms the last few years of their life!
@@happycook6737 got that. We got rid of the window unit, it couldn't keep up with a room that has zero insulation on three walls, as well as the ceiling (attic) and floor (garage). Unfortunately husband didn't hook up the dehumidifier function, so even though the room will go down to 63, it's clammy, blech!
You'd laugh your head off to see how he has this thing precariously perched on dresser drawers so it is high enough to circulate the air. Plus he needs the room pitch black, meaning he has a huge king size duvet covering the window and the hose that take the air outside. For me to even try to attached the tube that channels the water out... uff da!
So it's a bit like camping and waking up in the morning all damp! LOL
He has a space heater to get the room to his desired temp. I'm trying to get him to move into the third bedroom so we both can get some sleep guilt free.
@@christaverduren690 Dehumidifier?
@@happycook6737 I need to see how much power that would draw, but a very good idea. I'll never get that tube hooked up this winter. $$$ is an issue, but sleep is pretty important too lol
@@pamphlet3560 i could do the old camp trick, put his hand in warm water to make him have to pee lol
@@christaverduren690 The portable air conditioner uses a lot of power- sorry! The dehumidifier uses very little but only works in humid climate.
He is the best! Love Jeff Allen!
I ❤️ this guy!
What makes him so funny I think is he is always telling the truth, this way we all can relate and laugh with him.... LOL
I am laughing so hard I can hardly catch y breath.
Jeff Allen is so funny! Thanks for new content from him. I always enjoy it.
Lol..he's so funny. ..could watch him all day
Well, he’s not wrong😅😂😂
Of course he is he's a man hahaha
No it was very funny
YES HE'S BACK!!!😂
God bless him!!!
I just love your humor, rather, documentary. Been watching your videos for a long while and enjoyed them all.
Memory lane. I have to play it twice. I was howling with screaming laughter. My husband couldn’t hear it. I put a pillow over my face to muffle my laughter. Those hot flash, squirts, projectile floods, sheet drenching episodes were so miserable after 20 years. I’m 68 and still get some flashes from thyroid dysfunction. He took those twenty years of misery and turned them into healing comedy. Laughter. The greatest medicine. Thank you
Never heard of him. He is hysterical!!! Keep it up
An alternate title of this video could be "Man O'Pause" Whoo!
Yes it's a pause from Men Hallelujah
"Will I be that stupid?"
Asking the real questions! 😂
He reveals all my teeth every single time. It’s open mouth guffaw. Legend!
I laughed so hard watching this, thank you so much!
One of the best on here.
I love Jeff Allen!! He's the funniest man!
This routine is great. So true! (For most of us!)
I thank GOD for real comics like Jeff Allen. From start to finish FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! Just stinkin' FUNNY!!! And in times like these you just need to laugh. Stay well, stay safe. Come to know Jesus.
He has a great testimony! ☝️
This guy is first-rate.
I love this guy! He absolutely nails it no matter what subject he's on!
Love this guy he's hilarious and at the same time he teaches us about the Lord
His humor is fantastic. He has a great voice.
I am laughing SO hard my stomach hurts 🤣😂🤣😂
Love this guy! Humor without 1 swear word, amazing!!
He is amazing! I can't stop laughing!!! Thank you!!!!
Jeff is the BEST!
Me too! And i laughed so hard i almost peed myself!
This is so wholesome
This was FUNNY 😆😂🤣 Because it's true. Great delivery. Thanks
Oh my god...he is so funny 👏👏 What a talent he has 👍🙏
Brilliant! So True! First time I've laughed not yelled about it. Absolutely Fantastic!
O man he’s got it, love this
~ I've seen this comedian before, and he's _always_ really funny.
This is the guy that changes people's mind and life about themselves. They laugh !
Idk why but the bit about his outfit went out of style waiting for her to get ready made me laugh the hardest
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Too true that was great very quick
I liked your remark about your granddaughter. In my family a grandchild is a "lottery ticket" because having grandchildren is like winning the lottery. When I'm depressed I just find one of your videos.
He's great.
Menopause, wow this might explain snapped the series about middle aged women who kill their significant others. Crazy.
😳🤣
This is only 1 factor!!😉
Hilarious! All good folks can enjoy without compromising 🤣🤣
The ceiling fan is the truth ! Lol Rob freezes at night ,I want it full airplane ✈️ jet
"they're my practice clothes..."
Hahahaha!😂
Had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is rare to find a comedian who does not swear to be funny. Just shows others how to do it properly.
He’s great!
Well done! 🙌🏻🤗❤️
You are hilarious, thank you!
Hahahaha!😂
Most hilarious menopause/midlife health comedy that I've ever heard.
"Dateline"!
Hahahaha!😂
I am currently going through menopause and everything he said was true. That's a great idea about cutting off the pajamas! Kudos to his wife!😂😂😂
That dateline joke is hilarious
You made my night jeff! Will buy tickets when you come around these parts!
I laughed so hard my were watering and my side started hurting!!!! 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😅
This was just too funny...
Seasoned to perfection! Great set!
Gifted comic! I get swept away every time 😂
Listen I am hurting my belly laughing at this