I come back to this one everyone once in awhile for a good laugh. Seeing the red sticker number and foil wrapper makes me think this is 5 guys who’s actually menu has 2 options. Cheeseburger and hamburger lol a hamburger exists!
why would you order a hamburger... with cheese. Doesnt make sense. Then you would just order a cheeseburger. You dont go ordering a hamburger and say, add some cheese to my hamburger.
He wants to taste the burger, unadulterated by the cheese they may put on it. Like, just a cheese pizza, he needs to keep it objective, without any toppings, which may confuse matters. Brilliant simplicity.
The issue, in my opinion, is how you attack the middle… eating left or right after the first bite is important while maintaining the grip with the opposite hand of which way you go… the middle ends up getting eaten about the third last bite. Last two bites then get eaten sideways for the most amazing finish. Don’t love it ‘til you try it!!
Guys he is jewish, he has to stay kosher. Kosher means you cant have a dairy product in the same meal as a meat product. So he can eat cheese pizzas, but not a cheeseburger.
@@Frank_Reynolds__. i used to be a pepperoni guy but for years have found myself picking them off and eating them separately. They add more grease so have transitioned to cheese. Wonder if I could ask for peps on the side
thats a horrible way to eat a burger for no spillage. hes forcing all the grease, sauce, and condiments towards the middle to group up and drip down the middle
He makes his food eating, into a sporting event. Don't know how he eats all this great bar food like pizza and burgers, every day and he's not 400 pounds.
" the way I look at it, would you order , OK let's say order a steak and cheese ,....Would you go ahead and say I want a steak??"" "wait a minute.........WHAT??
Thank you for clarifying a hamburger and a cheeseburger. I absolutely HATE cheese and every time I order a Hamburger I get a Cheeseburger and I have to tell the person I did not order a cheeseburger. Thank you!!! I wish people would understand that not everyone likes or wants to have cheese on their hamburger.
@Tom but "who the fuck orders a hamburger" is not an invalid point. i seriously would've also just assumed he _meant_ cheeseburger. i've definitely learned my lesson tho. if someone ever wants me to get them a "hamburger" they can get fucked if they actually wanted cheese.
Hope that guy got fired. He seems like the single dumbest person I have ever heard. Who doesnt know what a hamburger is?? I never eat cheeseburgers but I do dip my hamburger like the Pres
some of the staff make portnoy look like a genius logician
There inlies the greatness of Pres. Surrounding himself with the "right" people, not necessary the "best"
Benjamin it's a weird way of the way herb brooks picked his team. He gets the dumbest people to make him look a genius
*Some = All**
I would lose the will to live...he has so much restraint
@@Daniel-kg8li fr lol
Dave is the only guy who can make a video of him eating a cheeseburger interesting
“A hamburger exists!” 😆😭🤣😂 , still laughing in 2020
"A hamburger exists!" - El Pres
i need this on a shirt
"its like a cyclops" I really want to know what he means by this and would like an explanation
The way the burger sits between his hands resembles an eye kinda like this so he thinks "cyclopse" while holding it. At least that's what I'm assuming
i think he meant octopus lmao
I think that’s the same guy who thought Dave picked McDonald’s over Wendy’s 😂
The pure irritation I got from that video lol
“His code word for cheeseburger, is hamburger. “ Haha
I come back to this one everyone once in awhile for a good laugh. Seeing the red sticker number and foil wrapper makes me think this is 5 guys who’s actually menu has 2 options. Cheeseburger and hamburger lol a hamburger exists!
He always eat cheese pizza but when he eats a hamburger , he doesn’t want cheese with it. My hero
Some people dont like processed cheese slices
why would you order a hamburger... with cheese. Doesnt make sense.
Then you would just order a cheeseburger. You dont go ordering a hamburger and say, add some cheese to my hamburger.
He wants to taste the burger, unadulterated by the cheese they may put on it. Like, just a cheese pizza, he needs to keep it objective, without any toppings, which may confuse matters. Brilliant simplicity.
Gotta love this guy learning about a hamburger for the first time
a hamburger exists!
"His code word for cheeseburger is hamburger!!!" Lmfao!!!
That cheesesteak analogy was the product of a total idiocy.
It wasn't a good analogy but he did a terrible job of explaining it
A cheese steak with out cheese is called a steak sandwich
After first bite, you gotta do a 180 and take a bite from that side. Least amount of spillage
You got the “taking a bite outta the side” part 100% right, but after that, you big out of the opposite side and keep switching so it’s even
Hell no. That would be like tearing a hole in the bottom of a boat.
Pres looking back at the camera at 2:54 is fucking hilarious. "Is this guy fucking serious" hahahaha. Kills me every time.
That dude trying to rationalize his mistake of not ordering a hamburger is bonkers. Making up analogies that do not apply. haha
Very helpful
Would watch again
10/10
Great comment
Super informative
9.8/10
“His code word for cheeseburger is hamburger” 😆😆😆
Dave is the best at calling people out
This guys gonna be a billionaire someday. Let that sink in
His cheesesteak analogy confirmed that he in fact does not know what a hamburger is.
It’s very easy to say “ok I’m sorry I’ll get it next time”
Man this takes me back. This was the first Barstool video I ever watched.
This was the last gun in the bullet
Kotaku went from hiring freelance writers like Dave Portnoy to employing people like Alyssa Mercante. Sign of the times.
“His codename for cheeseburger is hamburger” lmfao
The anxiety I felt watching that topping hang from the cheeseburger 🤣🤣🤣
up, 'nother one
"A hamburger exists." LMFAO This sounds like a flat earth round earth argument.
The issue, in my opinion, is how you attack the middle… eating left or right after the first bite is important while maintaining the grip with the opposite hand of which way you go… the middle ends up getting eaten about the third last bite. Last two bites then get eaten sideways for the most amazing finish.
Don’t love it ‘til you try it!!
a hamburger exists t-shirt would be dope
dave doin a jim halpert at 2:55
You eat pizzas everyday and you’re worried about a lil 🧀????
To think of all the talent they hire and money they spend on moments that will never be as good as Dave eating a “ cheeseburger“.
Lmaoooo this man is practicing eating a burger
The blackberry nofication sound put me in a time machine.
Does anyone know where i can buy this shirt?
He’s literally Michael Scott
I'm going for a cheeseburger over regular hamburger 100% of the time. Idk if I'm on board with the whole pinky tuck etiquette either.
Ladies and gentlemen, the leader of the “Bubbly Gang” , Louis. Won’t have to worry about ordering a hamburger anymore. Fool.
Guys he is jewish, he has to stay kosher. Kosher means you cant have a dairy product in the same meal as a meat product. So he can eat cheese pizzas, but not a cheeseburger.
I know this is supposed to be funny (and it is) but damn. I never thought about that and it might explain a lot
Good logic but zero chance pres gives a fuck about that
Pres’s desk looks like he’s playing pong with himself. On top of using a Manila envelope as a plate. That’s Barstool sports.
I agree with you... i hate cheese burgers... but I love hamburgers...
one bite everyone knows the rules
Miss the humble beginnings of barstool, everything is so corporate now
One Hamburger, everyone knows it exists.
This is one argument that i have to say the Pres was right. ha
Dave goes from eating hamburger to interviewing the president
The world's most picky eater makes videos on eating.
Lol right. He only eats cheese pizza and he's almost convinced me it's the gold medal slice
@@WeHaveTheRansom i agree with him that less is more but pepperoni, sausage, peppers and onion are all acceptable... olive if you wake up past 10
@@Frank_Reynolds__. i used to be a pepperoni guy but for years have found myself picking them off and eating them separately. They add more grease so have transitioned to cheese. Wonder if I could ask for peps on the side
This video does hold up
Man this shit never gets old lol
My mom is the same way as El Pres. get a hamburger and if you come back with a cheeseburger, so help you
Marathon Watching 4/16/22 So proper Pres, oh most definitely... 🤪😍😇
The pinch is way too high on the back end, gotta get lower down.
This guy eats pizza every day, and he’s worried about cheese on a fucking burger????
The guy at the end tried to out "El Pres" El Pres, and it backfired horribly.
Never Forget
thats a horrible way to eat a burger for no spillage. hes forcing all the grease, sauce, and condiments towards the middle to group up and drip down the middle
I love hamburger cuz a hamburger is just the pattie and a cheeseburger is a pattie with cheese
Orders a hotdog and gets a chili cheese dog lol
As someone who only eats hamburgers and never cheeseburgers, I am 100% in agreement with Dave.
you're a sick fuck, who eats a hamburger?
What kind of psychopath eats a burger without cheese?
+Paul Yuhas Me. Cheeseburgers are overrated shit. Hamburgers for life.
+Matt Palas truuuu
+Matt Palas +34Pierce34 damn, you people are basically Jeffrey Dahmer. A burger without cheese is straight up psychotic. +Chad Carey thank you
+Chad Carey Good one! Haven't met one "Chad" that wasn't a douche bag. Its my go to douche name.
+34pierce34 classic hardass Paul Pierce fan.
Dave Portnoy and Mike David are the only two men in the world that hate cheeseburgers
Who orders a hamburger without cheese?
I don't but I think the lactose-intolerant community would like a word.
One bite
Everybody knows the rules
Legends
a hamburger exists
three fingers on top, pinky & thumb on the bottom, *like a cyclops* .....
Yo, let me get a cheeseburger without cheese pls
Dave has never been more right
Burgers are supposed to be messy. Don’t worry about spillage. No one will gig you for it.
One cheeseburger tantrum from a cheese pizza eating monster.... Everybody knows Prez is on the spectrum.
He makes his food eating, into a sporting event. Don't know how he eats all this great bar food like pizza and burgers, every day and he's not 400 pounds.
Apparently I’ve been eating hamburgers wrong
Who is this guy?
" the way I look at it, would you order , OK let's say order a steak and cheese ,....Would you go ahead and say I want a steak??""
"wait a minute.........WHAT??
If you goto Any burger place....the menus has Hamburger, and Cheeseburger.
A HAMBURGER....EXISTS.
I’m with pres...I’m a hamburger guy
This is riveting.
Has he ever gotten a correct burger
EL PRES EL CORRECTO
Other guy = El Stupido
Were they working out of a house?
Thank you for clarifying a hamburger and a cheeseburger. I absolutely HATE cheese and every time I order a Hamburger I get a Cheeseburger and I have to tell the person I did not order a cheeseburger. Thank you!!! I wish people would understand that not everyone likes or wants to have cheese on their hamburger.
Gold
That’s a criminal way to hold a burger
He gave it a B? Wasn’t even a rookie back then
200k views golll dern!!!!
"Nobody orders it that way!!!" 100% correct on that.
Everyone who orders a hamburger orders it that way. Otherwise they wouldnt order a hamburger, they would have ordered a cheeseburger
How do you eat a cheeseburger like that when you are gakked out of your mind.
can I have a cheeseburger with no cheese?
If you eat a burger like that u deserve to get body checked
Anybody that prefers hamburgers over cheeseburgers is a sociopath
true as fuck, but he did say hamburger. the funniest part about this video is that they're both right.
@Tom but "who the fuck orders a hamburger" is not an invalid point. i seriously would've also just assumed he _meant_ cheeseburger. i've definitely learned my lesson tho. if someone ever wants me to get them a "hamburger" they can get fucked if they actually wanted cheese.
Notice how different his accent was back then. He’s amplified the northeastern accent these days for content/character
I agree with Louis a lot of people just say hamburger in general but mean cheese burger.
80 likes ...... What kind of psychopath eats a burger without cheese?
Hope that guy got fired. He seems like the single dumbest person I have ever heard. Who doesnt know what a hamburger is?? I never eat cheeseburgers but I do dip my hamburger like the Pres
Is that Hank? Fire him immediately. Hamburger vs cheeseburger isn't a difficult concept.
foodiedave lightswitch Lou
Light Switch Lou ahahajaha
All this bozo eats is cheese pizza but for gods sake don’t let cheese touch his burger
Who the fuck does order a hamburger
He's wrong!