I've been that guy. A stripper in our friend group used to blow me but never wanted to F because I'm too nice. But going down on each other was fine. Women are weird. Why I went to dudes for a while. Much easier to deal with.
@@calvincandie9593 "why I went to dudes for a while" based alpha male move. As a 100% straight man I envy your powers. Sadly I can only suck dick ironically
He’s too inexperienced and has no idea how it works. “I told her let’s not talk about sex if we just wanna be friends” Jesus bro 😂 not a chance in hell
@@notsoberoveranalyzer8264 maybe they just don't care if its the "nicer version" of the term paypig, they may just be trying to get within good graces with their-as funicon said- core user base. If thats not it then who knows, could be anything. Like boomers just not knowing what it means and thus deeming it bad.
For the second question, dude should more concerned with the fact that his wife is sicker than any pregnant woman I've ever seen or heard of and losing weight *while* pregnant.
Way way too old. 12-14 years old is the normal age this happens and you discover this flirt/lie. I felt i found out very late at 14 discovering that girls/women do this. Mind blown someone doesn't understand this at 16 or older.
@@billyboot6117 nonsense, I’ve merely ascended brother. Thou crease thy shit, and thou cease from simp. Doth focus on goals when one relies not on holes
@@gobert9316 somehow I get the feeling somebody who's hoping to pause and have time actually stop isn't next to a bonfire lol. Honestly quit the game doesn't have bad advice depending on what you're playing on, slamming alt-f4 quick can get you out of some shit
Just because she doesn’t want to have sex she shouldn’t ignore his needs. There is nothing wrong with her mouth or hands is there. I was lucky when my ex was pregnant with my kids she was still into it. It’s a different story when u are “supposed” to wait 6 weeks after the birth before doing it. Think I lasted 3 n 1/2 to 4 weeks. WTF was Kyle on about with the milking n cow mask? Weird guy. 😂😂
Turning into anyine is the best. So even when you're eigthies you'rd bebanging a supermodel. Also you'd make bank on only fans. For men it's got to be the fantastic four guy who can strech hid body parts. Although if turning into anyone wasn't limited to existing people it's the best regardless of gender and the only fans mony would be
For goodness sake you guys….try wooing a woman, or courting a woman, or being nice to a woman…..stop the “fucking shit….get into a nicer word…you guys are like you have only watched porn?
Believe it or not my girlfriend did not poop upon birth however the one thing that no one prepares you for is that giant steak that comes out they call a placenta
What would your advice be?
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This guy needs to move on before he pulls a classic young man move and falls in love.
Or forcibly makes love to her
I've been that guy. A stripper in our friend group used to blow me but never wanted to F because I'm too nice. But going down on each other was fine. Women are weird. Why I went to dudes for a while. Much easier to deal with.
Before he moves to Florida and becomes a car salesman and attempts suicide when she breaks up with him
@@tracksam3174 LOL
@@calvincandie9593 "why I went to dudes for a while" based alpha male move. As a 100% straight man I envy your powers. Sadly I can only suck dick ironically
Woody always looks so pissed off when he's listening to others.
*listening to others being funnier or more interesting than him.
It's the music someone has playing in the background
He's kinda ret*rded
He’s too inexperienced and has no idea how it works. “I told her let’s not talk about sex if we just wanna be friends” Jesus bro 😂 not a chance in hell
Gotta spout bout cooming in the wet cave on the reg if you wan dem hoes fr.
Wolf and Anthony are a good duo on the show!
Is this ironic
For the second question, wtf. I get throwing up, but if she's lost 15 lbs from puking, she won't be pregnant for long.
Whose this WOLF guy? I really enjoyed him on the show. Great chemistry and he can take a joke.
pretty sure that he is a patron member who they met at one of their get togethers.
He’s been on the show multiple times. They’ve known him since before the show even started I think. He’s some paintball guy.
@@wes788411 i thought he had a channel ? But idk
@@wes788411 ya hes got a channel but idk if that was before or after
Nah he sucks
1st story classic dangling the carrot lmao she likes the validation and the attention end-o-story
Yessir.. I learned that lesson early 🤷♂️
Lol another brotha down
F
These guys are great energy!! They vibe with the boys and it's perfect
Anthony used to be a God of comedy radio
"a stork?" That shit was instantaneous.
Wolf and Anthony are the best guests by far
Its insane to me that twitch banned the word simp
it's a slur for their core user base
@@funicon3689 Than what’s the proper/official term?
I actually thought people were proud to call themselves Simps, but pay pigs was the slur.
@@notsoberoveranalyzer8264 maybe they just don't care if its the "nicer version" of the term paypig, they may just be trying to get within good graces with their-as funicon said- core user base. If thats not it then who knows, could be anything. Like boomers just not knowing what it means and thus deeming it bad.
18:45 kyle’s reaction is priceless😭😅
For the second question, dude should more concerned with the fact that his wife is sicker than any pregnant woman I've ever seen or heard of and losing weight *while* pregnant.
14:25 , the RSK came out of Kyle. “Oh yeah it’s so hot- oh..”
Anthony knows the tactic! You shit on her and move on with your life. She will come crawling to you for attention!
Idk she will, girls know within a minute of meeting someone IF they want to fuck him
Bingo, but high risk high reward
The duality of man
With that first one. I think it's because she flirts for fun.
bring back kink shaming.
Pka patrons are their best kind of simps
they cooked that first guy lmaoo good for him though
WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY KYLE
I spit cereal out at “ they only dress them up as cows”
Where you getting your cereal milk from my dude?
Much love from Liverpool
RSK
Real Scouse Kid
Liverpool Pennsylvania
R kid
Poor guy 😂😂
He deserves it. Only way he’s gonna learn
Where do I get myself a fiddlespiner?
Bro Kyle MVP.. I love this man!
Holy shit ...
I thought Anthony was woody for a sec there
But obviously Anthony looks like the older version
Best pka episode with no taylor
Lol, I read that greentext like, 2 days ago
Good to see Kyle is based on the WQ
THE WQ
LMAO
We need this WOLF guy back on
ant knows what elden ring is
15:33 me sir if you could pause elden ring my life would be 15% less terrible
>fiddle spinner
The end of invincible ep.1 is going down in history. 💯
I do that to I dont go out with trans girls thing to tinder girls from time to time. It's good fun.
Way way too old. 12-14 years old is the normal age this happens and you discover this flirt/lie. I felt i found out very late at 14 discovering that girls/women do this. Mind blown someone doesn't understand this at 16 or older.
Think of the nerdy kids that always kept their heads in the books and not girls
I met loads of people at university who were sheltered throughout school and have no experience talking to girls, it happens.
I will seriously never understand how someone could do this.
Better late than never though
Ima need that thumbnail name drop. Y’all know why.
Bella poarch my fellow scientist
u have fallen from god's grace brotha
@@billyboot6117 nonsense, I’ve merely ascended brother.
Thou crease thy shit, and thou cease from simp.
Doth focus on goals when one relies not on holes
@@Meekmillan well said foul tarnished
whos the girl in the thumbnail she looks familiar kinda
I was wondering if y’all had any black friends lol
What’s the TV show they were talking about? Am I dumb and just missed them say it?
17:50 The invincible I believe.
Its called Invincible, the animated superhero TV show on Amazon Prime.
You *could* pause Elden Ring at launch with a help menu, not sure if that's possible anymore though. Even then I'd imagine few knew.
Sit at a bonfire lol. You can also just quit the game
@@gobert9316 somehow I get the feeling somebody who's hoping to pause and have time actually stop isn't next to a bonfire lol. Honestly quit the game doesn't have bad advice depending on what you're playing on, slamming alt-f4 quick can get you out of some shit
The “sorry I don’t date trans women” thing is a bit word. He was fat unshaven and didn’t care for himself. Nobody should be attracted to that.
Been there Kyle’s right
you can't pause Ellen ring
Is it me or does woody and Anthony look related
Public = Pubic
Just because she doesn’t want to have sex she shouldn’t ignore his needs. There is nothing wrong with her mouth or hands is there. I was lucky when my ex was pregnant with my kids she was still into it. It’s a different story when u are “supposed” to wait 6 weeks after the birth before doing it. Think I lasted 3 n 1/2 to 4 weeks. WTF was Kyle on about with the milking n cow mask? Weird guy. 😂😂
Turning into anyine is the best. So even when you're eigthies you'rd bebanging a supermodel. Also you'd make bank on only fans. For men it's got to be the fantastic four guy who can strech hid body parts. Although if turning into anyone wasn't limited to existing people it's the best regardless of gender and the only fans mony would be
kyle likes dressing others as a cow, weird lol
Wheres josh?
Who?
Josh is the best
Josh the runescape guy? Idk probably on his own channel, he was a guest twice recently already
This is full of bad clips that could be taken very out of context
C-section babies UNITE!!!
🖐🏽
Freaks of nature
firnst
semcd
Well done
@@MrAwesomeSaucem tank you I take this work sereisly
For goodness sake you guys….try wooing a woman, or courting a woman, or being nice to a woman…..stop the “fucking shit….get into a nicer word…you guys are like you have only watched porn?
Simp
they are huge dude bros when it comes to that. its one of the few things i cant stand on em. they enforce all men being horndogs
Simpin ain’t pimpin
Believe it or not my girlfriend did not poop upon birth however the one thing that no one prepares you for is that giant steak that comes out they call a placenta