FINALLY! I Did something Crazy to my CAR... *REVEAL*
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HOLD UP.. did I just see a cyclist compliment a motorist 😧
"I don't want people to turn their heads at my car"
**proceeds to do burnouts in the town centre**
Doing a rolling burnout out of the way somewhere, fair enough, but on a street like that there's just no need
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
I don’t want to bring attention 5seconds later being a nob through town .
i like the tech vidz but acting a tool, driving like that does not impress - anyone - at - all - sad to see this alex
The funniest joke I know? Alex's upload schedule.
Joke:
You finishing a project
Prob wouldn’t be driving like a knob in the middle of the town
What is your name?
Normal person- My name is ALEX
Marzbar - My name is off course ALEX.
😂😂
my joke is:
My teacher said "you cant see god, you cant hear god and you cant feel god, so there is nno god"
So I replied "you cant see rights, you cant hear rights and you cant feel rights, so YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!
Difference between snowmen and snow women.
Snowballs 😂😂
i just want to be stealthy, wheel spins and drives like a tit attracting attention, theres the joke!
Dont think he knows how else to do it. He's just a massive bellend
My Nan would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Christa? Do you think you’ll be next?”
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to her at funerals : D
What’s slick and wrapped in black ...
a Marzbar of course!
🤦🏻♀️🤣😉
Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
😂😂
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their NUTS dry!!!!! 😂😂
My joke : what do computers eat
Micro chips
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised XD
Glad the vlogs are coming back Alex! Difficult finding the time to do everything! I know exactly where your coming from!
My joke
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Love the vlogs, keep it up mate
What a car pal, work hard play hard xD, keep it up mate
Enjoying life to the fullest! Congratz on that sick wrap!! It looks just like my dreamcar!
why is the quality 720p
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too." " :)
Alex: I wanted something not many people will look at
Also Alex: **Does burnout**
Joke:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
I got my girlfriend a fridge for Christmas.
Just so I can see her face light up when she opens it 😂
Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself doing 😂😂
man get some actual carbon part and trust me you're not gonna regret it
The next video I do! Not sure if you saw.
@@marzbarvlogs i'll check it out thanks (:
If he keeps posting like that 2020 will be his year of comeback🔥
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
My joke:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
I threw a boomerand about a year ago.
Now I live in constant fear.
4:08 for anyone wondering what the music is, its Sweaters by Ivan B
Smashing it dude 🤙
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised 👀
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
funniest joke.... Alex's upload schedule.
Thumbs up if you preferred the old wrap 👍🏽
MY JOKE
A MAN WALKS INTO A ZOO
THE ONLY ANIMAL IN THE ENTIRE ZOO IS A DOG
ITS A SHITZU
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great to have you have you back Alex. Love the M2 wrap!
1:02 When Papi gets home early
“I wanted something people wouldnt look at”
Goes and does burnouts in lincoln city... nonce move marzbar. Keep the fun away from pedestrians mate, the power of the m2 comp doesnt allow you correct yourself in a small amount of time.
Please don't mix up my words for the sake of it. You know exactly what I meant...pedestrians coming up to me in the video with nothing but love. As for power, yes, I know. I drive it every day; but thanks, dad.
Did not watched you for 2-3 years. You grow up!
Life happened
MarzBarVlogs yea!
Hope you see this.
The pull down system, you go use long pull down blinds?
Peopel:How often do you wrap your bmw?
MarzBar:Yes
A sad joke :- Those headphones went on sale yesterday and I still can’t afford them 😂🤷🏼♂️
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they I’ll never meet.
‘Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty bodies’
My absolute fav joke 😂 love you X
Two balloons were walking down the sahara, one said, watchout CACTUSSSSSSSSHHH!😂
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
There the type of videos I like Alex good content bro
This last Christmas I had a card through the post, just full of rice, thanks uncle ben
What time does Andy Murray got to bed?
Around Tennish. Love the vids man keep up the good work.👍🏻👍🏻
-Knock knock.
-How's there?
-It's not Alex's m2 pistons.
FOR FUN I UPLOAD CHICKEN EVERYDAY WITH MUSIC ITS SO LITTTT
Subbed
Lovely
You’re awesome
Subbed
What are the buttons and sensors called ?
A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man:
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"Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?"
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"I am not Master Ayumu."
A grasshopper walked into a bar and the barman said, ‘oh I have a drink named after you!!!’ And the grasshopper said, ‘what, Kevin?!’
Haters be screeching louder than those tyres ;) (this is my giveaway entry)
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand am ok 👍😂
Do you know what is faster than your car? Logan Paul’s boxing career
The car looks beautiful
Knock knock
Whos there
Atch who
Atch who
Bless you
😂
Love the car alex!
Awesome Vlog Alex 😎👍😲
Big up KM Vinyl Studios 👌🏼sick wrap
Car looks so nice would like to see a full driving video and carry on with the garage room! Keep up the constant uploads!
Sick video. Been loving the vlogs
Are you going to daily vlogging again??
Hi Marzbar could you please give us a link on your motion sensor and button that you use as i really would like ot buy them thanks
I am making a techflow video on this soon.
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Hahaha haha
Ahah ahah
Hahah
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
2 videos back to back nice one Alex
Why 720p?
A man went to the zoo. All they had to offer was a dog, it was a shihtzu
Hope I'm not too late with that for the giveaway
You wanna know the worst thing about eggs.
They only get laid once 😂😂
Why did the scarecrow win an award? ....Because he was outstanding in his filed !!
What’s the fastest cake in the world?
Scone!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
:)
Great to have you back man. You're an inspiration to me
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”...
because every play has a cast:)
Hahah. Love your content Alex. Nice car.
Nice car wrap!
This is my joke,
And the lord said unto John,
“come forth and you will receive eternal life”
But John came fifth, and won a toaster
Looks so sick stealthed out man. Batmobile
DAILY VLOGS
YEAH !!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
Good to see you back Alex, The burnout was amazing😍😍
3 blokes on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they decide to throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter
How does Moses make tea???
He brews.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BT!
Phoned them this morning about a problem we have with our system. Woman said: "How can I help?" I said:" I'm having trouble with my Router." She said: "What lights do you have on?" I said: "The hallway and the kitchen." Anyway, they're sending a technician round!
A long time a go we had Bob hope, johnny cash and Steve jobs.....Now there is no hope, no cash and no jobs
Fantastic video alex.i really like your car 😁👍
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
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The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
Ody245 nt23 yeah u ain’t getting the sony’s mate, why you begging so much by posting so many jokes
What do you call a deer with no eye ?
No eye deer !!! Hahaha
My joke is : what is the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing they both like sticking meat in 10 year old buns
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? ......Roberto 😂🤣🤨
Ive liked, hope I win 🤞
My girlfriend pointed a stick at me and made me disappear.
It said, “positive.”
Hope you enjoyed Al! :)
I brought a Corsair one the other day, what an incredible machine! But it’s one problem was it said it was hungry, so I gave it some microchips!
Love the vids btw