I didn’t realize how big of a retarded gang banger Nick Cannon was, I thought he was an Uncle Tom seeing his pictures. Hopefully he doesn’t decide to have any children in the future
the girls name is Gracie shes my friends sister and she is fucking cool. she used to be a bartender at starlets NYC and one day came home with 3 bags of singles and fives and had me count out the stacks for her for like an hour and then she just grabs two handfuls out of the pile and hands it to me LOL
You can't kiss someone without touching him. Just an old trick like telling someone "can you show me that birthmark on your butt? I can't see it with your pants on" kinda deal.
Joan Odera The reason why she added the is it hard or soft cuz when the dick's erected it gets longer/bigger so when he's soft and he's 6'6 then that nigga be bigger when he's hard.
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Wild 'N Out number 2 is funny! 😂
Wild 'N Out cool I can’t wait to buy it at a low price
Wild 'N Out bet
These are phenomenal!!! I’m a make it there one day with my video of pick up lines that I just dropped!
Retrofer
no one:
2 chains: “i’m 2 chains”
*gets point*
He's 2 chains
He gets a point because what if u were her and and walked up to u and said I'm 2 chains what would have u done???
@@ameba7758 its cuz hes a famous rapper usually thts all a famous rapper gatta say to get a girl
well he is 2 chainz soooooo
Kevin: excuse me......im kevin hart b***hes.
Zoie: " I'm not gonna pretend that I wanna holla at you.......... Ayo Hitman "
Hitman: Ight imma head out
U stole it man
@@julianju5050 shut up if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything period
Cour Sha hahahaha u funny
@@julianju5050 what do you mean
@@coursha5694 lol u funny
“I normally don’t ask girls stuff like this unless they tell me they pregnant... what’s yo name??” Dead 😂
Ask*
Saumy kapri my b I fixed it
What's her name tho?
Noob yeah Lauren I think
@@famguy218 thank you so much brother
I love that when Hitman ran, he actually fell down, and then he kept running
gotta get away!
Didn't understand this one
@@manankapoor9939that dude wants hitman
as a dude not trying to get bumrushed you best believe he ran even with two broken legs.
Everyone: *super complicated pickup lines*
2chainz: *"I'm 2chainz"*
*2chainz wins*
No I’m 2chainz
@@stringcheese27 I'm 2chainz
Victor Martins no I’m 2chainz
@@bratzcodm no im 2chainz
No we're 2chainz
Dude: ''ayo hitman''
Hitman: 🏃♂️💨
Khaliyah Martin naw he gone
He did her dirty 😂
He said 🏃🏾
Your A clown Zoei is funny sometimes 😂
Khaliyah Martin 😂😂noooo
(Gay Voice)"I'm not even gonna pretend that I wanna holla at you"
(Deep voice) "Ayo Hitman" LMAO
Bro you literally copied this comment. I literally saw the first comment then I saw yourse
Whats his name? I forgot
buzzo zoie
all their faces had me deaddddd 😂
This shit had me screaming ahhhhhhh!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This 'One Hundred Dollar" Guy was amazing. That's how we nerds do and give the dollars.
And that was the hottest chick in the video!!
@David Voicecoil no Jakob is crew and the girls are asked what their limits are before being put on stage
Bhai bhai Bhai 😂🤣😆
And that's why nerds have game 🤩
@@danielmitchell6940 Naah man
Dude: “Ayo Hitman”
Hitman: Ight Imma Head Out
The gay guy was hitting on Hitman and Hitman was like fuck that.
THAT NIGGA FLEW IM WEAKKK
That’s Zoie
He said he’ll nah
@@yas14 his ass tripped ctfuuu
*2 Chainz: "Im 2 Chainz"*
*_FEMALE: YES_*
F.B.I it worked
It was super effective
2019(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (“Respect and dignity!”) •• “Respect and dignity, 2019?”
@F.B.I. Agreed but nothing, I mean, nothing could ever match: "I'm Rick James biitch!".
"ladies and gentlemen, we got her!"
*Zoie:* _" I'm not gonna pretend that I wanna holla at you.......... _*_Ayo Hitman_*_ "_
**Hitman has left the chat**
😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
Breanna Trusty whoever was wearing #3 was fun asl. That boy took off
*Hitman has left the building*
*Hitman left the whole damn country* 😂😂😂
@@v.a.n.a On God 😂😂😂
I’m not even gonna pretend I wanna holla at you hey Hitman and the dude runs 😅😂
I didn’t realize how big of a retarded gang banger Nick Cannon was, I thought he was an Uncle Tom seeing his pictures. Hopefully he doesn’t decide to have any children in the future
GONE! 🏃💨😂
Zoie:I’m not even gonna pretend that I want to holla at you”
Ayo Hitman
Hitman:*Disconnected*
i dont understand
Choco.Knight zoie is gay. He don’t want the woman. He wanted hit man. So hit man dipped
@@katietimmons7646 ouhokay
*hitman has left the chat*
😂😂😂
7:02 " I’m not even gonna pretend that I wanna holla at u. Ayo hit man"
* hit man left the chat* lmfaooo
i dont understand that :( can someone explain? why did he want to holla at hitman
Atesz Meister nigga the guy is “hitting him up” taking a shot at him
He left the earth
@@yuh4357 sorry i dont speak nigga language
F in the chat
Hitman got that “you are not the father” run😂
@@sagittarius12.06 nope that was Hitman
Just like in the Maury Show
😂
Yo broken that is funny😊
You have 666 likes now
Broken Bones I SCREAMED
“That’s crazy cuz I’m Russian too… I’m rushing to get you home and take them clothes off”😭😭
i saw that one coming a mile away. top ten?! that shouldnt even been past last place ever.
“I’m 2 chains”
Those words would’ve killed thanos
Fighting Gameplay words?!
4 words
Nah man those words would’ve killed ui shaggy
No... because he'd be like "I got these two fingers". SNAP.
What is the song at 3?
Hitman practicing running like he's about to hear he's the father lol
🤣🤣
Is the other dude gay?
@@mostlymessingabout yep
@@mostlymessingabout yeah
@@kiahpennicott328 a black classmate told me there's no such thing as a gay black man... I guess the was wron
"I aint gonna even pretend to holla at you Ayo Hitman" that gets me every time
Jay Jay what’s his @
Jay Jay
I don’t get it
Mr. Koala he gay nigga lmfao comon now
@@nickfrmdawic2708 iamzoie
What’s her @?
When I heard that "Oh my god!!!" When Mariah came out I started crying😂😂
What's the name of both from 8th no. video plzzz ??? If you know plzzz reply
Imagine being at a level where all you gotta say is... "I'm 2chainz" dam I need to get my money up
That’s fame not money
fyiitsme for entertainers yes
For almost anyone really
@@user-iu9dr3fp4o money buys fame
How about “I’m kelvin hart bitch”
THE FEAR IN NICK CANNON'S EYES WHEN HE SAW MARIAH CAREY, I WAS SHOOK
Pretty sure they was actin
But Mariah thought he was for real with her
@@kunglao1704 no buddeh, she knew he knew they all knew its staged. They not even togethr right there. They been divorced
Kung Lao I feel you have face was🥺😡🤬
The only thing that Mariah should be shutting down is
DJ D Wrek
*HITMAN still reigns.*
And he's *still running for his life,* today.
*"Ayo, Hitman!"* - Zoie
DionTheMusician Ayo Dion the musician
6.41 song name please 🙏🏼
6:14 , not nick saying he likes hockey too😂💀
“ its true we do eat the cat” 😂😂😂
You Ate Bat Too
Blocked 1 😂😂😂😂
Blocked 1 you are cancelled 😭
When I saw this I knew exactly who said it
U nasty
"I'm 2chainz" LOL
Temujin *instant wetness*
Temujin lazy
He said "LOL" like chill bruh just say "lol" its not that funny
Yooo hahaha tgj ntr
Its dat eazy😂
Nick: *Whats happenin baby girl.*
Mariah Carey: *I think tf not.*
There's the comment I was surprised af when she popped up
That shit was wild lol
His face when he was turning around lol
@@chelseasanders6480 hilarious lol
I cannot believe that Nick Cannon of all people had Mariah Carey! The only thing better than that would be Alicia Keys.
The 7th one was literally perfection nothing tops that
“Usually I don’t ask girl this until thier pregnant But what your name” shii had me dead😂😂
do u know the name of the girl?
They're*
Bruh I thought this was the funniest one 😂😂😂
I thought u ded lol
combo amazing 8ddf
"Ayo, Hitman..."
*Runs faster than Usain Bolt*
Ride the lightning
Lmao Holla got outta there
I dont understand that one
@@lucassundqvist9762 he dodged a bullet shot his way
I don’t get it either
Sommer ray and justina kiss over hockey
Nick: HEY HEY I like hockey
Brecken Brazile justina lived all the boys dreams
What episode was that
@@miraclesmith4537 Season 10 episode 2
Faze jay now that’s illegal
Balleza 18 sommer lived my dream
"I'm not even gonna pretend I wanna Holla at chu.." "ayo hitman~" he really said skrrrrt CRASH skrrrrt! THAT HAD ME ROLLING🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Aye yo hitman”
Hitman:runs all the way to africa
Africa lol
i was gonna say something but i looked at your pfp so nvm
yeadat word 🤣🤣
Aye yo hitman
Oh hell naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!😂
Eoah thd guy literally flew off the stage😂😂
When Mariah pulled up tho 😂😂😂 That shit was like a WWE suprise appearance 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jermaine Wray HAHAHAHAHAHAH
They shoulda had the voiceover from WWE
Yup
was that shit real ?
Yea lol
"I normally don't ask girls this until they tell me they're pregnant. What's your name?"
That cracked me up, Corey a legend for sure.
i don't get it
can u explain it?
@@farshadx987 me neither hahahahah
@Zorz Youd be surprised what works when you dont really give a fuck
What's the name of both from 8th no. video plzzz ???
@@farshadx987 it means he doesn’t care to get the girls name UNTIL they’re carrying a child
“Ok im not gonna pretend that I’m gonna holla at u “
“Ay yo HITMAN “
*RUN*🏃🏃
I swear hitman flew half way across the room before he started running.
AYO
delrae lulla lmao right?!? 😂
Who ran before hitman ? 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@stringerbell1027 hitman ducked behind so.ebody before hitman ran off
7:09
"I ain't even gon pretend I wanna hollar at you."
Hitman: *Senses something is wrong*
"Ayo Hitman"
Hitman: *Objective: Survive*
Homie that ran before Hitman was the funniest cuz!
@@kool9174 I think that was Bobbe J. I peeped that too.
@@Rae777 that shit had me cracking up
This killed me bruh
I don’t get it, can someone explain plz?
The alphabet one is hands-down the BEST pick line I've ever heard damn
Big fax
I liked the Russian one
if thats the best you’ve ever heard, you prob live under a rock
FAXX
@@Cndypaint think it's no. 7 in the countdown
"Hey sweetheart. Says here on Wikipedia you're 6'6,now is that hard or soft?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This line killed me 😂😂
02:12 That Russian girl didn't understand a word at the end of clips line.
Amr Mc she’s there for the clout 😂😂😂
Ben Frimpong that’s the whole point of being a wild n out girl
Have ur 1k
Yeah I feel like that was a pretty bad delivery.
Also, she's Anastasiya Kvitko, not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
@@TechnoBacon55 Yeah, the delivery was so-so and her reaction made me cringe along with the I'm 2 Chainz line
Hitman ran like the women on TV when they hear “you’re not the father!”
Ghg Yuyu 😂😂😂💯
Lol
I was crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Who was the gay black man who hollad at hitman
Dude on Wheels zoie
Usian bolt:im the fastest man on the planet
Hitman:hold my choppa
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read it in his voice
No. 19 floored me.😂😂 It should have been top 3 at least.
Zoie: "Ayo Hitman."
*Hitman has left the chat*
This comment deserves more likes
@@theejaiibaee yes U r right
It definitely does😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is my all time favorite😍
*"we do eat the cat"* 🤣 *died instantly* #9lives
Damn sorry to hear that. R.i.p
😂😂😂😂
Mad 👨 sarcastic
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i can’t-
he said sum "it's true, we do eat the cat" im dead asf
Lol
Well he meant pussy but whatever
@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 I think they knew that lol
XxKazxX xoxo yeah he knew that you dumbass
😂😂😂😂
#7 is the best one of all time! 😂
“Ay HiTmAn” had me rollllling
Can you explain my friend
What episode is this I wanna watch the whole episode
@@adamluqmanadam4429 basically he shot his shot at hitman
Shot? Like make pickup lines to hitman
@@adamluqmanadam4429 yes hes gay
“I’m 2 chainz” best pick up line of the 21st century
Tried it yesterday, can confirm it works.
Not really...
"Excuse me....
Am Kelvin hart bitch..🔥🔥"
And yet it isn't 🤣😂
Mustang GT30 it's 22 century's
Mustang GT30 me too
Nick looks like a kid who just got in trouble at school when Mariah came in.
Facts
That’s when ur messing around in class and the principal walks in
Idk if she was joking or not
Flawess Grace same he look scared and embrassed 🤣🤣
Flawess Grace he said in a interview she scared tf out of him lmao
2:19 kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Jacob is way too pure to be wild n out 😂😂
Pats the girls shoulder after giving her a kiss
the girls name is Gracie shes my friends sister and she is fucking cool. she used to be a bartender at starlets NYC and one day came home with 3 bags of singles and fives and had me count out the stacks for her for like an hour and then she just grabs two handfuls out of the pile and hands it to me LOL
Who is Jacob exactly?
Peter Pan im in a lost of words tbh 😂😂
Starr's Viewz the white guy who was like “I bet you $100 I can kiss you without touching you” and then kissed the Asian girl
ItzzzVera as a trade for a hundred and a shoulder pat 😂 I’d say it’s worth it
hitman's "u can get the d later" should've been top 3 no cap
Right.It was really smooth
Na man. That line was fkin old. It wasn't creative in my opinion
Nope cause it’s stolen
It was awesome just wow
You do realize people been saying since Adam and Eve right
"Aye yo hitman"
Hitman: runs all tha way to Australia
Kassidy Rivers I don’t get the joke
@@shaka7059 u telling me like I can do something about that
You copied this
@@Ripsawman0 no I didnt u just a hater
Your 8 years old
This show is awesome. It helps me get more creative with my "pick up lines" :)
Wow, settle down. Your cringe is seeping through my laptop screen.
*[Step 1 Complete]*
*[Commence Step 2]*
*"Step 2: Find a Girl"*
*"Requirements: Willing to Listen"*
"Ayo Hitman" was the funniest. T.I.'s was the smoothest. 😂😉
des9323 s
Hitman holla like I'm out I'm Gone I'm screwed
des9323 for real
And 2 Chainz❤️
i dont get that one, can u explain? please?
Lmao 😂 the way he made his voice deeper when he said “ayo Hitman 😏” 😂😂😂
That part had me WEAK! LMAO
It's a female
Hitman ZOOMED! 🏃🏾♂️😂🤣😭
Erick Vazquez no
@@erickvazquez83 what?
He : Hey excuse me babe do you have sex when u first meet somebody.
Chick : No.
He : I will see u tomorrow.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL. Should have been much higher
Oh silly me how can I forget that ... U R A Q T
Best line ever
Im sorry im sorry Silly me... you can get that D later
"U know what I'm sorry, I lost the bet". So simple but golden
What did he mean by I can kiss you without touching it?
@@sam.senpai8658 He said I bet I can kiss you without touching you but it was just a ploy for him to actually kiss her
You can't kiss someone without touching him. Just an old trick like telling someone "can you show me that birthmark on your butt? I can't see it with your pants on" kinda deal.
I tried that once and it worked!!!!
Guy: Ayo Hitman
Hitman: 🏃🏃🏃💨
The shoulda added the zoom sound to him running lmfao
Zoie is his name
That's Gotdamnzoe
Should have had the road runner sound affect
LMFAO!!!!!!
I learned a new pick up line : “Hey if the Corona Virus doesn’t take me out, will you?” 😂
Gerald Huston
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
bruh lol I have to use dis lmaooo
@@iceitupgsv i just watched his video🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
@1:16 Imagine being so popular that just saying your name is a pick me up😂🤲
*Justina Talks about hockey*
Also Justina : *Gets a kiss*
Nick C: “I like..I like hockey!”😂😂😂
🙋🏾
He try to get a kiss 😂🤦♀️
Also Miriah put him in his place
id die to see them make a lesbian tape 👅
I swear to God I love justina
Lmaooo "Ayo, Hitman...' will always be the funniest one to me
Man with dreads is gay. He tried to holla at Hitman, who isn't trying to be Emmanuel Hudson 2.0.
monk eyelia nooooo
Agreed 💯
"ayo hitman" 😭😭😭
Poppin Lyrics 😭😭😭😂
Wow that had me dead 😵
I dont get it
Poppin Lyrics 🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿😂
@@yea.61 he was tryna holla at hitman
Conceited counting during 7 had me dying 💀
“Ayo hitman”
Hitman: 🏃🏾♂️💨
yo hit man sexy asf yo his voice everything 🥰
kiki jean my cousin ain’t gay cuz
Hitman 😍😍😍
4:41-4:49 "Says Here on Wikipedia That you're 6'6 now is that on Hard or Soft" Lmao She Killed it
wikipedia
Most predicable joke ever. I swear you wild n out people have low standards
@@numbo655 and Your here. Stfu.
What’s her name?
who is the player on that season?
These girls are a whole IMVU avatar
💀
This underrated asf😴😂
Key Alert but like frr tho💀
Yoooo it's true tho
Fr🤣🤣
Ayo hitman’ took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hitman running like he on the Maury show 😂
Sus
😂😂
ya yeet factss
Fr Fr🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahaha
"I'm 2 Chainz" 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂
Underrated line
Ha ha
Emanuel: HA 2CHAINZ U CRAZY, HA 2 CHAINZ U CRAHY. I know 2 chainz
Say no more👌
Aaha
7:08 Hitman ran like he found out he was the father😂😂💀
😭😭😭
@Ghg Yuyu
💀💀
You are the father. Hitman 🏃♂️💨
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaayoooo he hit him with the Surf, “Hitman let me Holla at you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
The way hitman dashed when zoie came for him 😂💀
Legend has it that hitman is still running to this day
Alayia Webb TO THIS DAY (Deontay Wilder voice)
“Ayo Hitman’’ I’m dead😂
Hitman turned into Usain Bolt
Lol which episode is that ?
Denzel Means idk
@@zel7745 prince royce one
lmaoo [ aye yo hitman in a deep voice] lmaoo
Can’t get enough of this. 😂😂❤️❤️
“Wikipedia says you’re 6’6, now is that hard or soft?” Lmfaoooo
Stanie Fortson can you explain it?
Joan Odera The reason why she added the is it hard or soft cuz when the dick's erected it gets longer/bigger so when he's soft and he's 6'6 then that nigga be bigger when he's hard.
Well depends if he’s a show’er or a grower
I screamed ! Lmaoo
Dee Dee he couldn’t believe it either lmfaooo like girl whattttt
He went from Hitman to Running Man real quick
@Macdonald MadMun 😟
😭💀
Lol!!!😂💀
They are all rain man
That chick got Lui Kang tiddys
Zoie: "Ayo Hitman"
Hitman: 🏃
Just like Uncle Elroy in "Next Friday" when he got his lottery check, Hitman Holla was gone.
😂😂😂
This gets me every time
😭
🏃♂️💨💨
Nb :
Nick : “ i like hockey “😂😂😂
When Mariah pop the scene. Nick was like, "See what had happen was..."
He cry when he saw his gf
He was like OH Fuck!
SHE GONNA SEND ALL THE RATS BACK TO THE PROJECTS!
After the guy kissed the girl his gang be carrying him like he simba or smt😂
@bobwatters SIMP
@dozey0 no it wasnt. Its from a movie
Name of the girl?
Ihsan Islamy who is u
PinkFloyeds yeah she backed up
“I’m 2 chains” 😂
Leah B fse😭😭😭
It works tho but I found it fckn hilarious too
I'm Batman
Ha, ha, ha so original
Omg I started dying when Mariah Carey came on the last part 😂😂😅😅
This show has the most gorgeous and stunning women.
@QueOnda 123 not some bs like hollister did.
Ikr😭😍
I saw the blac twins with dreads on xvideos
King NBA da? 😂
@@dondemarco8906 yeah
2nd one is my favorite...
*Deepens voice*
"Ayo hitman"😂😂😂😂
I was sooo hoping he followed with... "you goin let me hit...man!"
@@rue6249 Lolllll same
Hitman never run so fast lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Nigga jumped through the crowd like Temple Run 😭
Mariah walking in like she's nicks mama 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
technically is 🤣🤣🤣
@@tokouso6616 😂 yah
That its one big woman
@@nikolygtx8848 did you not see the crazy heels she was wearing?
Mariah wasn’t lying about shutting it down 😅😅
WHEN CHANCE STARTED SINGING THAT GIRL JUST FELL IN LOVE 😅😅
2.1k thank you😂
lol
I cringed
You know the girl name?
Kyle Pheiffer nope
Njabulo Andile he cant sing tho 🤣🤣
All this while I thought the girl in the thumbnail was Ariana Grande
Inflake what’s her name
Scott Wright Erika thom
Scott Wright I think
Inflake then you better let the doc check your eyes, because they don’t look similar at all xD
Yoncé it actually is her her @erikathom on IG
The face nick made is when Mariah walked is me when my mom walks in before i took the chicken out😂
Laurayne Rosa LMBOOOOOO
This needs more likes 😂
Why is this literally me😂😂😂
I thought they divorced
@@austintrashboat that was from an old episode
That "I'm 2 Chains" and "Aye yo Hitman" took me OUT!!!
Emmanuel's coin toss pickup line deserves to be on this list 🙌🏾
Ikr i was looking for that one
"Oh look, it landed on both" 😂😂
Emmanuel is my favorite 😄😄
His " I wanna tell u I love you", but really he was on the phone was better than half of these
They still clown him about the dime joke lmao
"give me yo numba or I'll tell my sister to beat up ass" was top 3 for me
7:09-7:11 Gets Me Everytime😂😂😭 "Ay Yo Hitman"
He was out so fast, you could still see the dust 😂🤣😭
What that means tho
yamilcoolster19 that’s his name
Honestly should've been #1 😂
Lol omg did you see his facial reaction?? Lol
The Asian dude with the cat was fire🔥
Timothy de la Ghetto lol look up his highlights
we do eat the pussy
@@jasonwong7140 😂😂😂😂
He better not eat that
...I feel like that's true