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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- One does not simply "delete" Facebook.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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*IM SAD BECASUE I DIDNT GET ANY SUBSCRIBERS* 😭😭😭
Please fix it💜
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m subbed to Beluga, you should be too
there are two types in the world:
*subbed (do that)*
*not subbed (sub if you're not)*
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Mark: "I am human"
Well, that's definitely what human-reptile would say.
Have you seen that video where he said “well, I was human, still am human, I was just, uh, referring to myself in the past”
Hm
Don't forget the period.
"I Am Human."
A robotic human reptile
@PUBG 1Royal Pass Giveaway on 100Subs lol
Beluga: "Are you a robot?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "Well yes but actually no"
Wow, this place is creeping with bots. What the fuck?!
zomg is josep stalinn!1!1!2
@@justmedino1267 imao the guy commenting is not a bot.
"why the long face?" got me laughing
Love how he always has such basic ideas, but in the end they turn out as another Comedy
hello verified
Bot shut up
@@อาริศา same
31 beğeni :D
@@อาริศา a Türk
1:58 so is no one gonna talk about this folder’s name and the fact that “tiktok” is inside it😂😂
So funny!
So funny indeed to kill you. MUHAHAHAHAHAHABH. ' BACKSTABS YOU'. YOU ARE DEAD
I noticed that
Almost everyone’s talking abt it 😂
Its att the place it shuld be
Beluga: "I am human"
Beluga in his mind: "Should I tell him that I am a cat?"
XD
Watch beluga face reveal he says that he turns into a human at 7 pm so actually B-)
"Human Verification"
Mark: you're not a human!
Beluga: laughs little does he know that I turn into a cat and.... Laughs even harder
At 7pm
No, you are bot
@@aryanpatel453 because he lucid dreams.... only og's will usderstand.. are you an og?
Congratulations 🎉 to those people who copy beluga's content and doing it a successful channel too.
-mewe
Bro, why are you deleting your comments and reposting, then saying you’re not a bot, despite the fact you say you post gaming comment but haven’t posted anything since the creation of 2018 but have the same style that most bots do? Not a bot, but more of a bought. You bought / hacked this channel likely, shame on you
I love how he was still able to talk to Mark even after pulling out his router
Why is this comment section fills with bots
@@pastrycookie1241 That's how TH-cam works now... BOTS
WOW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
@@its_prantik123 lmao yea I'm totally a bot
WOW IT'S BEEN 2 DAYS AND YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
WOW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PI- WAIT THERE'S NO TEXT IN IT 😐
@@929er13 coca-cola
Never underestimate beluga's power 😂
Truw
Hi Sandwich
Why are u lonely?
Yeah 😄
Hi sandwich
1:56 Instagram is next….
You know what?
Instagram is next..
Ayo!
Pattern
1:02 that sound is from ghost stories dub and I love it (I know it’s not originally from it just makes me think of it)
2:55 did you know what this music call?
2:16 Just go to Russia. It's blocked there
lol
noice
I can use VPN to connect lol
@@ares31181 he's giving an idea to delete your Facebook app...
Beluga: **throws phone away and unplugs router**
Also Beluga: can still chat on Discord.
"Why the long face?"
Its because he spent his first 2000 years in outer space. It got stretched
lol
Even his alien mother couldn't handle that
a bot stole your comment above lol
@@Jinx07 yeah
And he's verified
Beluga is not simply a human, he is a wise cat.
cat aren't humain :-/
@@marceauberthe your Grammer makes your comment 100x funnier
@DON'T I can't see the pfp!
0:46 No way home 2.0😂
@MANAV GAMEPLAY What??
at 2:53 that got me when it said motorcycle and it shows a photo of a wheel chair
True
Mark: You're a robot.
Beluga: I'm a human.
Fans: *You are neither!*
heck yeah he's a cat
A cat he is
but he got human hands
Cat 🐱 UWU
This is a bot
2:20 *Props to whoever drew that image for that one gag.*
Love the fact that he put TikTok in "useless apps" Lol
Yes where is shuld be
0:11 didn't expect the goat to write the entire essay himself lmao. glad I paused
Plus he had a small seizure at the end of the essay
2:10 lol the TV mark 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:24
Did anyone else notice that Beluga changed its name to Begula?
"We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of looking at what's different, well, who knows?"
- Belu-Cop
What about belu-meowth :(
The longest moral in this video: "We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of looking at what's different, well, who knows?"
But it is indeed a great one by meowth
“Everyone you know will forget about you”
Me: if it means staying away from old people on it then sure!
1:22
Beluga:I want to delete facebook
Mark:No human would do that
Me:But a cat can ^_^
my man is genius
Bro these videos are like daily doses except they aren't daily 😂.
True lol 😂😂
Tru XD
2:06 WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING
Your mom
1:25 Bro There You Got Yourself as Begula
"We do have a lot in common"
A cat and a lizard after failing to verify as a human !
" We do have a lot in common. The same earth , the same air , the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same , instead of looking what's different , well , who knows? "
~ Meowth
The wise cats.
Mark-i am human
Beluga- that's what a robot would say
What it said at 0:09
*"Facebook is one of the world's most used social network services today, but imposes great effects on people's social life and activities. Facebook has made lots of people addicted, including myself. Why do you ask? Many people (including myself) do not control the limit of usage of Facebook at all. This leads to a decrease in physical communication between individuals, and decreasing happiness. Furthermore, due to the reason that most people are not aware to what extent should they expose their private life on Facebook, by being overly exposed to the public, these people might put themselves in danger with Facebook usage. In addition, being addicted to Facebook could make you forget what is real and what is not, leading to a loss of physical awareness and yeah pretty much I do not feel like writing an entire essay for this video but I did anyways which oh well hope the video does well lol. And my account gets deleted because this essay is very long. But I think it is 500 words, maybe? If not I can add some more. A. A. A. a. . . a . .a . a.. a. a.a ..a . a.a .. There"*
This took me a long time and I am not even 10 seconds into the video lol
But why.
@@rock4glory713 because i can
Moral: "We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of looking at what's different, well, who knows?"
-Meowth
The longest moral I've ever heard in Beluga series lol
Pokemon always teaching us
Your comment got copied by millions of verified bots-
As a person who tried to delete Facebook, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
0:01 welcome to time beta
Beluga:delete Facebook
Mark:*dead*
his vids are always having a twist at end which is what i like about him 🤣
This man is the bravest man alive, he risked dropping his iPhone off a tall building and survived Mark's Uninstallable Facebook App.
2:48 i was really expecting a “YOU FOOl, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS” joke but okay
Same dude
" No human can do that "
Beluga: " Exactly, I'm a cat :) "
mark: it's simple just click delete
beluga: how?
mark: no human delete facebook
beluga : but I'm cat
I love how Beluga keeps chatting in Discord while Begula threw his phone 🥰
Maybe he has a pc
@@lagboat He does
0:14 someone from Facebook will be in touch
"Throws in bathtub" bro just drops it in air
'' We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of looking at what's different, well, who knows?" - Meowth
Truer words have never been spoken.
"vaporeon clone starts floating*
original vaporeon: vApOrEoN???
Proof that Meowth is the true brain of Team Rocket.
@@christhebirb also one of the funniest characters from the series
@@suryanshshirbhate5954 Absolutely! He's my favorite.
@@christhebirb mine too :)
*Tip: If you want to delete Facebook, then call Hecker! Trust Me!*
2:56 End: We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of looking at what's different, well, who knows? - Meowth
Meowth from Pokemon: HEY I DIDNT SEND THA- *explodes*
My smoke alarm went off at 2:27 , talk about timing am I right
This is freakin epic 😂🙌
ज्योतिष के माध्यम से अपने भविष्य की भविष्यवाणी करें
@@jyotishekvigyan6560 okay can you me
Can be only one cat around these parts
and its gonna be beluga
@@velvetdead ok
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour 'green'. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). It is sometimes also used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). [1] These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grasst hey usually do not destroy the part that grows. [2] This is a part of why they are successful. Without grass, earth may wash away into rivers (erosion). so in short, touch grass.
Beluga never fails to keep us entertained! I can never stop laughing when watching his videos.
Mark:You'll be banned from the Metaverse.
Beluga: it's "Uwuniverse"
AKA Malaysia. Budak-Budak is from Malaysia.
[US] "Baron Von Blubba" is your Skeleton's name, right Beluga?
[JP] "Skel-Monsta" is your Skeleton's name, right Monsta?
[EU] "Baron Von Blubba" is your Skeleton's name, right Blubba?
1:31 Iphone user moment lmao
The message at the end: “We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same instead of what’s different, well, who knows?”
-Meowth
Meowth is a familiar name...
Uno reverse card 2:36
I appreciate that both TikTok and Facebook were in a folder labeled “useless apps.”😂😂
“We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at whats the same, instead of whats different, well, who knows?”
-another moral by beluga
Originally spoken by meowth
Pls read my name
Who else randomly started watching them and now it's just a everyday thing?
Me
You ruin the image on verified people honestly
A fight between 2 verified people
Interesting
Bot
@@Brandon-Ayre fr
1:56 tiktok is placed in usless apps folder 🤣🤣
Lol 😆😁😁
Beluga is the type of person that you would never messed up with.
1:38, Me too, im a goose!
Nice profile pic
1:38 look thats me
Yeah
😂
Bruh not funny + Didnt asked+Dont care+ratio+cope+counter ratio+skill issue+cry about it+pinged owner+seethe+mald+exposed+canceled+no laughed+denied+rat+counter ratio+blocked+cancelled+stay mad
Always a good day when Beluga uploads!
I love how tik tok is in useless apps 😂
The whole comment section be like: The whole comment section be like: Can we all appreciate the fact that Beluga never fails to entertain us?
That is what you did
@@ON-on2if thats what she said
@@Susie6iscool Same thing. And how are you certain that this certain account's a female?
Bros using 500 Fnaf sound effects 😂
Marks face got me dying of laughter 😂
Hats off to anyone who read Beluga's essay 😂
Very Nice Video Especially at 5:04
And Oh my god the Special Effects at 8:36
Very hard level editing requried for the scene st 12:36
Very good scene at 48:57
My favorite scene at 1:59:36
I had Watched till 5:36:32
It's remaining a lot to watch yet
"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Edit: Original comment by Darkner
Yep! thats you!
Yep the guy from Greg2002
@@Crisp09 Ye 💀
Greg still there
Mark:your a robot
BELUGA:I'm a human
Me:wrong, beluga is a cat
What is the music at 0:40 called?
I've been wondering the same thing, I'll just leave a reply so I get notified if someone finds the song and responds
@Kabita Gurung thank you
Don't you love how Beluga turned off the router, yet he continued to talk via discord
Bluetooth
Beluga never fails to make us laugh
Yes he does sometimes
no shit sherlock
Read my name pls
He dosnt make me laugh
He makes me entertained
So ur wrong
This man make us smile without any words
Okay...
I have no idea why I see enormous words in his videos btw
gotta like the fact that the human verification maze was easier for computers than humans
Disclaimer: This Channel is highly addictive 🙏❤️
You never disappoint us Beluga, I really appreciate your effort and dedication to making these interesting videos for us.
as sun tzu once said, never order ketchup from the dark web.
3:00 music name?
futari no kimochi
1:00 Don't*
nerd
What's your problem? I see you correcting "grammatical errors" in literally every Beluga video
Facebook is the worst app ever
🗿🍷 gigachad
Beluga:I’m a human
Also beluga: has a cat pfp
We do have a lot in common, the same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different...well who knows?
-*wise words from a wise cat*
Well meowth was a great character you know...
@SK wise pokemon
@@suryanshshirbhate5954 he is my favorite in the pokemon anime-
Mark: Nobody deletes Facebook. Me: Deletes Facebook!
that part when he says why the long face and it zooms into the profile picture is the best
i wonder how he can use discord after throwing his phone off a building and unplugging his wifi
I love how some of beluga's videos ends with very deep quotes! :D
When you don’t even have facebook, When you don’t even know what Facebook is, When you don’t even have a phone
Aww the puppy eyed beluga face is SO cute
So, Beluga, Apple and Zuckerberg...
Facebook and Discord are like 'WATER'???
Mark: it’s a human verification
Beluga: but I am a human
Me: I thought u were a cat😭😭
Me: *catches friend*
Friend: yeah? *realises*
Me: Are you serious
"It's alright I'll just go to the app stor-"i forgot I deleted to the app store"😶
"We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of looking at what's different, well, who knows?"
- Meowth