Every wattpad Y/N: I'm not like other girls because every guy likes me, and I was bullied in my past life Me: I'm not like other boys! Because of my deepest darkest secret
Wattpad y/n: Draco hasn’t told me to get on my knees yet Me: oh hell nah bye I am going to read a Drarry fanfic 🏃♀️💨💨💨💨 I loved your videos i don’t remember laughed this hard
Draco and Pansy were killing me 😂😂 (I’m only half way threw tho at the part where she sings fight song) Edit: 😂😂 I was waiting on Ron and I was not disappointed and not her being sold to one direction 🤣
Uh...dont is it Harco? I mean- i remember i subscribed you when i was watching the 1 ep. Of "the mirror on the wall" or something like tht, there was Drarry (Draco was top) and here- i see Harco i think (Harry is top) 0-0
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They're a switch in all my mini movies, it's just the ship name Drarry is more popular than Harco 👯
Why do people ship Drarry? Have they not seen the movies and understand the relationship between those two? Also their personalities do not clash with each other@
hello- this is your local fish counting the red flags Y/N is giving off. also- I'm mostly adding my comments to certain things, so I would like to say ahead of time that the Y/N thingy is just _chef's kiss_ perfection 1. standard-ahh Wattpad Y/N 2. is the daughter of the WORST Characters in the entire series (godspeed the actress who played Umbridge) 3. says she's not a pick-me (and doesn't clarify her thoughts about what they could be jealous about) 4. ALSO says that she plays sports, doesn't wear makeup (NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS) 5. stutter count: 82 and it's only from bumping into harry 6. forgot to mention this but- 3'9?! she's shorter than me and if she's supposed to be 17, then isn't she supposed to be taller than me?! (note: i'm 4'9) 7. overemotional af 8. idiot doesn't have correct uniform 9. love at first sight 10. _casually does misogeny_ I'm So QuIrKy 11. if you call malfoy Senpai again, I am going to crucio you with my bare hands 12. TAKE A HINT Y/N 13. take another overdramatic penalty 14. I don't wear makeup for practical reasons, you don't wear makeup to try to get some men, we are not the same 15. you did not just push pansy on the ground because she was holding Malfoy back from getting into another fight with Harry (she deserved the slap) 16. CUE FIGHT SONG 17. girl, he just called you a dying rat, he did not like it. (THANK YOU MALFOY FOR PUTTING HER IN HER PLACE!) 18. POOR Luna having to listen to that. and also- Y/N, go to horny jail! 19. OMG- THE GACHA EDGY HOODIE!- _dies of laughter_ 20. Umbridge, you have gained a smidge of respect for getting rid of Y/N 10/10, will watch again because this is gold
I actually wonder who is the father of this one because Dolores said that she always wanted to marry someone who was high status in the Wizarding world and also a pureblood so that means father would have had to have blonde hair and blue eyes too or orbs as she refers to them.
Toxic wattpad cringy authors:*Giving full on description of what [Y/N] saying I have blond hair/Brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin, 3'9ft tall, age 17-19, "NoT lIkE oThER gIrLs!1!1!", "I hAtE mAkEuP, PiNk, aNd DrEsSeS!1!1!1" Me:*has black hair, brown eyes, light tan skin. And is average height, and likes the color of pink and dresses* ... What-
So I understand there are some gay/lesbian ships that could make sense but like most of them have been proven to not be cannon. It’s fine if you are making your own AU but it bugs me when people say it’s cannon. Harry marries Ginny, Hermionie marries Ron, and in Deathly Hallows part 2 we find out that Neville and Luna like eachother. I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying there’s plenty of evidence against them. (The marriages are from the cursed child btw)
![//Draco rates kisses!// [Drarry♡] UNCANON OFC (tried to match dracos personality)](/img/n.gif)
Me who hasn't read any hp character x y/n stories, but is lowkey temped to, realizing that Y/N is basically a Grade 3 student: I-
Hey that’s offensive to the 8 year olds. She acts like my sister
@@imnotadogbutihaveflower-ph6309 lol my cousin 🤣🤣😂
BYE EVEN THE 3RD GRADERS IN MY SCHOOL ACT BETTER THAN Y/N😨😨
I love how all the others act with Y/N its priceless even though thats basically us but idc- This was just hilarious as well 🤣
1:39
Y/n:”this is my fight song”
You just explained every watt pad story that ever existed with y/n in it😂
Every wattpad Y/N: I'm not like other girls because every guy likes me, and I was bullied in my past life
Me: I'm not like other boys!
Because of my deepest darkest secret
Me who actually reads those fanfics: Damn if they were like that I'd crucio both of us😃👍🏼
the fact we are being a weirdo in this story
NO THRERE METTING BRAT Y/N
I-
Who the Fook did the Do with umbitch-
Can we just appreciate how kind Luna was towards Y/n.
0:12 iM a pTerOdacTYl
*INSERT SCREEH* UuuUeeEeEHhHh
0:03 adopted right? I can’t imagine someone doing *you know what* with umbridge.
Now I’m gonna be proved wrong
Oh it’s in genetics to be horrible.
Wattpad y/n: Draco hasn’t told me to get on my knees yet
Me: oh hell nah bye I am going to read a Drarry fanfic 🏃♀️💨💨💨💨
I loved your videos i don’t remember laughed this hard
I would love to be sold to 1D 😍
Honestly same tho
NOT THE SINGING😭✋🏼
The random singing is on point 💀
I COULD NEVER SEE MYSELF AS THAT 😭😂 That was scary no cap 😂 I’m never going back to wattpad ever again 😂
I love how after Chris asks him if he's doing better then Scott or Sausage he immediately shuts up because he knows he isnt
Draco and Pansy were killing me 😂😂 (I’m only half way threw tho at the part where she sings fight song)
Edit: 😂😂 I was waiting on Ron and I was not disappointed and not her being sold to one direction 🤣
Actual Y/N : act normal
Wattpad Y/N : 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭⛓️🖤⛓️🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸
I searched this as a joke and I LOOOVE IT
✨ F a b u l o u s ✨
Love it,,!
Yay! Cool your back :)
I swear if i see a Y/N story i be punching air rn
“ I am 3,9😃” 😂😂😂 I can’t-
Yeah lol 😂 she's literally 1,14cm
yeah, I was like "girl you said what"
"The nargles took them from me to chew on" had me rolling on the floor🤣😂
I love this video
She just randomly sings 😰
✨🐠
Y/N,where are we? Hogwarts or Tinder?
THEY MEET ME
And then there are stories that are actually good 😍
I'm Umbridge wht-
luna ilysm ! 😭❤ shes nice even to the weird ass wattpad girl
I'm Dead 💀💀💀
I should have stayed to my coffin tbh ⚰️
Uh...dont is it Harco? I mean- i remember i subscribed you when i was watching the 1 ep. Of "the mirror on the wall" or something like tht, there was Drarry (Draco was top) and here- i see Harco i think (Harry is top) 0-0
They're a switch in all my mini movies, it's just the ship name Drarry is more popular than Harco 👯
@ oh- ty!
@ what is the music called???
"i would never do that to myse-"
dont even finish the sentence 📢📢
WattPad Y/N : TELL ME , TELL ME, YOU! WANT ME TOO2x
Draco : WHO THE FCK R U-
Hi
Hii❤️
@hola
Why do people ship Drarry? Have they not seen the movies and understand the relationship between those two? Also their personalities do not clash with each other@
Y/N: This is my fight song!!!!
Hermione, Harry, Draco, Pansy: Bitch who the fuck?!!
LMAO NOT THE FIGHT SONG
"I guess you could say im not like other girls" 💀💀💀💀
3:23
Y/N: senpai.....(llorando)
Eres un ...... Cómo pudiste
Yo : lo sé... No todo los hombres son buenos
tranquila
Ella me abraza
We need a part 2! ^_^
No Y/N x Draco. We got the whole Drarry cult laughing
Why does y/n look like me with my hair dyed wtf
hello- this is your local fish counting the red flags Y/N is giving off. also- I'm mostly adding my comments to certain things, so I would like to say ahead of time that the Y/N thingy is just _chef's kiss_ perfection
1. standard-ahh Wattpad Y/N
2. is the daughter of the WORST Characters in the entire series (godspeed the actress who played Umbridge)
3. says she's not a pick-me (and doesn't clarify her thoughts about what they could be jealous about)
4. ALSO says that she plays sports, doesn't wear makeup (NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS)
5. stutter count: 82 and it's only from bumping into harry
6. forgot to mention this but- 3'9?! she's shorter than me and if she's supposed to be 17, then isn't she supposed to be taller than me?! (note: i'm 4'9)
7. overemotional af
8. idiot doesn't have correct uniform
9. love at first sight
10. _casually does misogeny_ I'm So QuIrKy
11. if you call malfoy Senpai again, I am going to crucio you with my bare hands
12. TAKE A HINT Y/N
13. take another overdramatic penalty
14. I don't wear makeup for practical reasons, you don't wear makeup to try to get some men, we are not the same
15. you did not just push pansy on the ground because she was holding Malfoy back from getting into another fight with Harry (she deserved the slap)
16. CUE FIGHT SONG
17. girl, he just called you a dying rat, he did not like it. (THANK YOU MALFOY FOR PUTTING HER IN HER PLACE!)
18. POOR Luna having to listen to that. and also- Y/N, go to horny jail!
19. OMG- THE GACHA EDGY HOODIE!- _dies of laughter_
20. Umbridge, you have gained a smidge of respect for getting rid of Y/N
10/10, will watch again because this is gold
I feel bad for one direction
I’m gagging-
Fun fact: Senpai actually means upperclass people, not crush
No hate but......WHY....someone like Dolores Umbridge's child 😃 like everyone hates Umbridge 😩😃
I actually wonder who is the father of this one because Dolores said that she always wanted to marry someone who was high status in the Wizarding world and also a pureblood so that means father would have had to have blonde hair and blue eyes too or orbs as she refers to them.
Why didn’t I realize this was drarry?? OKAY THIS IS GOOD VIDEO EVEN THO IM A HARDCORE HINNY SHIPPER
WHY DO I HAVE TO ACT LIKE A PICK ME!!!😭
i dont read x reader or y/n on wattpad I WANT TO but i just like drarry and i will ALWAYS be reading that idc if u think its “cringe” tho
Toxic wattpad cringy authors:*Giving full on description of what [Y/N] saying I have blond hair/Brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin, 3'9ft tall, age 17-19, "NoT lIkE oThER gIrLs!1!1!", "I hAtE mAkEuP, PiNk, aNd DrEsSeS!1!1!1"
Me:*has black hair, brown eyes, light tan skin. And is average height, and likes the color of pink and dresses* ... What-
Noooooo not wattpad Y/n 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the actual-😭😭😭
Bruh why does y/n cry so much 🤔
3'9?!?
So I understand there are some gay/lesbian ships that could make sense but like most of them have been proven to not be cannon. It’s fine if you are making your own AU but it bugs me when people say it’s cannon. Harry marries Ginny, Hermionie marries Ron, and in Deathly Hallows part 2 we find out that Neville and Luna like eachother. I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just saying there’s plenty of evidence against them. (The marriages are from the cursed child btw)
Well the others are right she is kind of a pick me in this story