CHURCHES HATE ME (Gmod Hide & Seek)

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  • ► Watch more Hide & Seek HERE: bit.ly/SarkHide... ◄
    ...bring it on.
    My Twitter: / mr_sark
    My Facebook: / mistersark
    My Instagram: / master_sark
    My Twitch: / themrsark
    MY PALS!
    SeaNanners: / seananners
    Cathy: / thecatabot
    Jonjonjin: / thejonjonjin
    -----------------------------------
    ENDSONG
    ‘Azalea’ - MDK
    MDK TH-cam: / mdkofficialyt
    MDK SoundCloud: / mdkofficial
    *used with permission
    MUSIC
    ‘Pirate Storm’ - nordmen
    www.pond5.com
    'Search and Destroy' - Jason Shaw
    www.audionautix.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    'Tuba Waddle' - Jason Shaw
    www.audionautix.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    ‘Cute’ - Bensound
    www.bensound.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    ‘Spiderjuice’ - PatrickAThompson
    www.pond5.com
    ‘Enigmatic’ - Bensound
    www.bensound.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    'War Drum Hypnotic Main' - Wardrums
    www.pond5.com
    ‘Downy Feathers’ - Arthur Fodsworthy
    www.givelifebacktomusic.com
    License: CC Public Domain
    'Opus One' - Jason Shaw
    www.audionautix.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    'Firebrand' - Kevin MacLeod
    www.incompetech.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    SOUND EFFECTS
    ‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
    www.soundbible.com
    License: CC Attribution 3.0
    ‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
    www.freesound.org
    License: CC Attribution 3.0

ความคิดเห็น • 432

  • @twingate2
    @twingate2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "You do look like a concerned father right now, Sark."
    "And you look like a gay couple that´s suffering from cancer."
    That went downhill really fast. :)

    • @johnamos7082
      @johnamos7082 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I could not help but laugh hysterically

    • @VidmanBarca89
      @VidmanBarca89 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Matt Simpson and he was so quick with it too

    • @HamsterEliteRo
      @HamsterEliteRo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

    • @fair8195
      @fair8195 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let jus say, I shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did ahahah

    • @NickelNight
      @NickelNight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know what you mean, I spat out my drink from that one. XD.

  • @jimmyzeke13
    @jimmyzeke13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Sark's face during that alarm at 3:30 is priceless.

  • @InuyashaFanatic13
    @InuyashaFanatic13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Cathy.. Catabot... Cats...
    Nanners' extreme love of cats all of a sudden makes so much adorable sense.

    • @archailestrike6626
      @archailestrike6626 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      churces simply hate me because i don't keep still that's probally why i was kicked out of jahova witness XD

    • @NoPrefect
      @NoPrefect 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sora hikari
      Fucking near miss, dude!

  • @crayzeefool
    @crayzeefool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "And you look like a gay couple that´s suffering from cancer."
    I've not laughed that hard for a long time - thanks *Mr Sark*

  • @The2Trolles
    @The2Trolles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Churches HATE HIM! Find out how this man earned a spot in Heaven in this EASY 8 minute trick!

    • @MrRedsnake
      @MrRedsnake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice

    • @bartdrent4740
      @bartdrent4740 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his god didn't protect him this time.

    • @MrRedsnake
      @MrRedsnake 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      bart drent pretty sure he's irreligious, used to be Mormon though.

    • @RaawHax
      @RaawHax 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mr. Redsnake Sark used to be a Mormon? That's fucked up, glad he got out of that shit

    • @MrRedsnake
      @MrRedsnake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      marceronni lol yeah, he broke two arms on his bike going door to door. He talked about it during a machinima respawn inbox episode

  • @romaindubray2325
    @romaindubray2325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The one time Sark gets the chance to be the one jumping on other peoples head (twice in a row at that), the one and only time... this kind of bullshit happens. There must be a curse on you Sark ... you must have done something terrible... well you obviously have done terrible things but which one could've led to such a cruel malediction ?

    • @Ishmu_the_Crazy
      @Ishmu_the_Crazy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Clearly it's punishment for breaking all those stained glass windows.

    • @vinnieFTW
      @vinnieFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd say it's all those hobos he's murdered. But is that a crime?

    • @romaindubray2325
      @romaindubray2325 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kareem Saïid Yep. Le genre de prénom qui ne trompe pas, n'est ce pas ?! :p

  • @frothier76
    @frothier76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Cathys angry voice at the end tho.

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Sark! You lead me to them, now!"
      so sweet

  • @GrandIronTarkus
    @GrandIronTarkus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Oh my god. I've just realised that the border to Sark's facecam changes depending on what team he is on. The attention to detail is fucking outstanding

  • @HanMasho
    @HanMasho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Jesus got his revenge for breaking those stained glass windows. So much for turning the other cheek. Good ol' JC is like a Klingon when it comes to revenge.

    • @TheMrSark
      @TheMrSark  9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Baron von Han hahaha

    • @morganfreeman4853
      @morganfreeman4853 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They say revenge is a dish best served cold.
      _gives Mr Sark some ice cream_

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morgan Freeman (You're supposed to use the * )

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** *Slaps Diablos* You don't tell Morgan Freeman what to do, you only do what Morgan Freeman narrates you to do.

    • @morganfreeman4853
      @morganfreeman4853 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _Kylee Smalley slaps Diablos and you read it in Morgan Freeman's voice_

  • @xavdervish4460
    @xavdervish4460 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You lead me to them now" that had to be the most adorable demand ever

  • @Scootworth
    @Scootworth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cathys "You lead me to them. Now!" Was the most adorable thing ever hahahaha

  • @Huskeraa
    @Huskeraa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "And you look like a gay couple suffering from cancer" Am i bad person for laughing my ass off so much that i had tears coming out of my eyes?

    • @DezhezzCraft
      @DezhezzCraft 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nope, that's Sark's humor, if you didn't laugh at that part, you're a bad person XD

    • @hannaraine2005
      @hannaraine2005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least _your_ tears came out of your *eyes*.

  • @Rock5Chalk
    @Rock5Chalk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The ONE time Sark gets head, he falls into a church.

  • @pyrl_av
    @pyrl_av 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "... a gay couple that's suffering from cancer" 😂😂

  • @hipsterhunter4eva901
    @hipsterhunter4eva901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sark’s just got unparalleled royalty free music taste

  • @ShadowReapers23
    @ShadowReapers23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That face he made when he climbed up the ladder had me crying

  • @THEATOMBOMB035
    @THEATOMBOMB035 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:43
    Cathy: Sark, you lead me to them, Now! D:<
    XD my god FLUTTERSHY is more threatening then what I heard out of that threat

  • @shadowmage661
    @shadowmage661 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    damn it i was drinking milk when sark made the gay couple suffering from cancer joke. I barely managed to not have it come out my nose

    • @HamsterEliteRo
      @HamsterEliteRo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was coughing ( i have a bad cold) and it almost made me vomit due to the laughing.

    • @T-M-F
      @T-M-F 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just _watching_, and i just laughed _normally_ :D

    • @PeakCasual
      @PeakCasual 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was eating Cereal got damn it.....

    • @movieholic-92
      @movieholic-92 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I let out a hideously sharp laugh at that joke, lol.

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I slide down the roof"... how come noone realized he pretty much gave away his location?

    • @patmacalister
      @patmacalister 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I know right, it's not like there is more than one roof.

    • @akumuryuu
      @akumuryuu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well... yeah, I guess there's not one, but the amount of climbable roofs is pretty limited.

    • @joesoria2624
      @joesoria2624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They were against Cathy soo...

  • @OttoMannShrimpire
    @OttoMannShrimpire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "And you look like a gay couple that's suffering through cancer"
    Jesus Christ

    • @alexdouglas7803
      @alexdouglas7803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I died at that

    • @GRIMREAPER0100
      @GRIMREAPER0100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This part made me spit out my water

    • @s1ke912
      @s1ke912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so did they...eventually

    • @marcinmos99
      @marcinmos99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it gets me every time

  • @nyxkere1872
    @nyxkere1872 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Sark, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Get it? Because you fell through....
    Ok, never mind, I'll just be going now *walks out*

    • @enzku1238
      @enzku1238 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your comment gave me cancer.

    • @nyxkere1872
      @nyxkere1872 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Enzku Not Ebola? Damn, I was hoping to give someone Ebola :3

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nyx Kere Well the amount of likes that horrible joke got gave me Ebola AND Small Pox just for good measure. *Dies*

  • @PJMack068
    @PJMack068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    has sark taken improv classes or something?? I mean I've always been impressed with where his mind goes for jokes but after watching him riff at 3:00, "a gay couple that's suffering through cancer" haha omg I'm both shocked and envious he earned a fan

    • @borisboslul9975
      @borisboslul9975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He plays board games with comedians every week, or so I've heard.

  • @ScrattleGG
    @ScrattleGG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:30 Kids, it was at this point that good old Mr. Sark knew he was completely fucked.

  • @Raven-yv6di
    @Raven-yv6di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sark totally let Jon go at 0:37 and I respect that. Never get tired of coming back to old videos!

  • @superdubesgaming
    @superdubesgaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every time I watch one of your videos it makes me wish I was better at editing my own. Keep up the good work Mr. Sark. You're an inspiration to the little guy. Even if churches hate you and make you drop through the ceiling.

  • @WhatIsGoingOnEreThen
    @WhatIsGoingOnEreThen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After the cancer joke I really wanted to see how nanners & the others reacted xD

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I choked and couldn't breathe for a solid twenty seconds at the "gay couple suffering from cancer" bit.

  • @evanc.1591
    @evanc.1591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:00 “every doghouse, outhouse, old folks house, house for unwed mothers, hallways homes, catacombs, twilight zones. Looking for techniques, turntables, and gramophones. So take a last lick of your ice cream cones, and lock up what you still want to own. But please be kind, and don’t rewind, all of your pretty, your pretty little rags and bones.“

  • @nickcheney4749
    @nickcheney4749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sark's music sounds like a documentary about frogs soundtrack

  • @naruto4sakura4sasuke
    @naruto4sakura4sasuke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:10
    am I the only one who noticed the southpark looking window? xD

  • @DominoTopplerTannerE
    @DominoTopplerTannerE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:34 SARK'S FACE!!!!

  • @TiltRepairMan
    @TiltRepairMan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Doing my annual watch through, love you miss you. ❤️

  • @Hudson21Nguyen
    @Hudson21Nguyen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The long videos are appreciated Mr. Sark.

  • @RisachanXxX
    @RisachanXxX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your face at 3:30 is just priceless.

    • @SageKvothe
      @SageKvothe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Risa-chan it's a glorious face

  • @TylerAvr
    @TylerAvr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And you look like a gay couple suffering from cancer" - Mr Sark 2014 xD

  • @Bazooka_Momma
    @Bazooka_Momma 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:07 sark JUST happened to say whore house as he finds Cathy 😂 he saves himself and clarifies immediately

  • @TheWarrior2387
    @TheWarrior2387 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:30 That face tho.

    • @AsanpiCh
      @AsanpiCh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheWarrior2387 lmao, and his priceless "Vietnam Flashback" reaction.

    • @chuytristan9717
      @chuytristan9717 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he should've zoomed in on his face and not jon. haha

  • @spencer6207
    @spencer6207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You look like a gay couple, suffering from cancer" -MrSark

  • @MisMisWhovianposts
    @MisMisWhovianposts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the face Sark pulled at 3:33 XD at this moment he knew... he fucked up

  • @Ninjaofquest
    @Ninjaofquest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I can't fit a Bible between you two, back it off lovebirds."
    Oh, the nostalgic feelings of overprotective chaperones at school dances. lol

  • @rensii6305
    @rensii6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:15 lmfaooo coffee came out my nose.

  • @_Bread-_-
    @_Bread-_- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You lead me to them, NOW!" She sounded so funny when she said that

  • @HawkEyeA53B
    @HawkEyeA53B 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:17 - ROFL. That's golden Sark. Pure comedy gold.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those cartoon sound effects were CLASSIC, and so perfectly timed!

  • @SpazzShell
    @SpazzShell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Mr Sark for another frickin hilarious video! Love yuh man! Keep up the great work cause you are my favorite TH-camr!

  • @ZeGuyFly
    @ZeGuyFly 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28 never stop using that alarm sound. LOVE IT

  • @mehheh4182
    @mehheh4182 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dat ending lol. So funny! Love your videos Sark. Keep up the great effort!

  • @MxMivx
    @MxMivx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So close to 1 million

  • @NoPrefect
    @NoPrefect 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Mapmaker obviously planned for greed. You flew too close to the sun, Sarkarus.

  • @samifagnani7496
    @samifagnani7496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:32 look at his face XD in crying

  • @CaringDolphin37
    @CaringDolphin37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only Sark can make a church, gay, and cancer joke in under 20 seconds

  • @SoarkologyXC
    @SoarkologyXC 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you keep getting better, so entertaining!

  • @irfman87
    @irfman87 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my fave episodes of hide and seek so far.

  • @C4RP3Tgaming
    @C4RP3Tgaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    aaah the great mr sark! Always makes me happy when you upload a video. Great stuff!

  • @Justinhulk
    @Justinhulk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:30 Sark looks like Shaggy from scooby doo at that moment

  • @MalcomTidus
    @MalcomTidus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Sark. Your classy, well-edited videos make any shitty day SO MUCH BETTER!

  • @rasembers1831
    @rasembers1831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing cathy swear is the funniest thing ever

  • @wendydelarosa5247
    @wendydelarosa5247 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark's videos never fail to amuse me. Especially Sark's messed up humor! XD

  • @ThePandaAwkward
    @ThePandaAwkward 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making awesome content Sark. Keep it up!

  • @theafkaptain4042
    @theafkaptain4042 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark's face at 3:30 ... priceless!

  • @agigglingturtle1754
    @agigglingturtle1754 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow that was such a demanding tone at the end Cathy. "You take me to them, now!" XD

  • @knutstrand6486
    @knutstrand6486 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Catabot is just so adorable when she plays Gmod Hide & Seek with you guyes :p

  • @k1llez4fun65
    @k1llez4fun65 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 Sark’s face is priceless

  • @theor1st
    @theor1st 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that shocked face pause at 3:29. XD

  • @spookymelon4205
    @spookymelon4205 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    catabot : you lead me to them ! NOW ! XD

  • @ethanmartin7003
    @ethanmartin7003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cathy Diep
    Cathy is so adorable at 7:47

  • @spawn4309
    @spawn4309 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The face at 3:30 is like ... " and it's at this moment sark knew ... He fucked up ! "

  • @NickelNight
    @NickelNight 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 vids in nearly 2 days. Its a dream come true

  • @WolfWraithGames
    @WolfWraithGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28 your facial expression was priceless haha

  • @AveCave1
    @AveCave1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark is honestly the funniest person i watch on youtube.

  • @Drzdevildog
    @Drzdevildog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your face at 3:33 lmao priceless!!!

  • @level138inrs
    @level138inrs 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to favourite this. So many hilarious moments! Loved the creativity to get out the map. I wonder if t was intended.
    , seeing as you crashed through the roof

  • @nickparsons5315
    @nickparsons5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fuck I miss these days....

  • @giovanni2101
    @giovanni2101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find cathy and Adams little love bird moments when playing with their friends super kawaii

  • @DonCarton
    @DonCarton 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't put the Bible between you two, Respawn Inbox, Christmas Eve, best episode ever.

  • @NocTurN_Gaming
    @NocTurN_Gaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:47 another to the list of Catabot's best/cutest moments

  • @icebat10
    @icebat10 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Sark's face at 3:29. Priceless.

  • @jeremoe0312
    @jeremoe0312 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has me in tears

  • @samueljacobson470
    @samueljacobson470 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love sarks face when he had the close call with Jon.

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nanners doing his map experiments must be the bane of so many people's lives

  • @TheKookiecraft
    @TheKookiecraft 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like when the creator made that breakable, this was what he was thinking: "Ahhh..... a beautiful map complete! Let's just take a step back, relax, and- wait a minute.... If Nanners ever plays on this he'll try to hide in the bell tower... better make that floor breakable to stop some Nanners-Voodoo-Bullshit-Magic!"

  • @StarstruckInReverse
    @StarstruckInReverse 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes new vid! You are perfect Sark!

  • @djlqwerty1
    @djlqwerty1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The face sark makes at around 3:30 is perfect XD.

  • @hillofsilence1130
    @hillofsilence1130 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark's face at 3:33 gets me every time

  • @sarahcole4892
    @sarahcole4892 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 is the best face that Sark will ever pull XD

    • @Justinhulk
      @Justinhulk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sarah Cole he looks like Shaggy from Scooby doo

  • @jakeharris1792
    @jakeharris1792 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    His face at 3:34 :D funniest thing I've seen in a while

  • @Shay_Mendez
    @Shay_Mendez 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 Sark's face says FML!!! XD

  • @webslinger7772
    @webslinger7772 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll burst into flames if I step into church, don't worry Sark you are not alone.

  • @Shenjtor
    @Shenjtor 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Sark Your face at 3:30 was priceless XD

  • @bencokus9723
    @bencokus9723 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the greatest Sark moment

  • @88Brycey
    @88Brycey 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too good I came back today and watched this

  • @Silvernocte
    @Silvernocte 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark's face at 3:29 . Perfect.

  • @AkantiaVT
    @AkantiaVT 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just kind of died of laughter when he started up the chaperone conversation XD

  • @carn109
    @carn109 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many times have I rewatched these videos now?

  • @FBIsecurityVAN
    @FBIsecurityVAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm on my 5th annual solo watch party of my "SarkyPoo is my savior" playlist
    And I still love every moment

  • @Vamp_iree
    @Vamp_iree 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sark- "Omg I just crashed through the ceiling!"
    Me- "That's what she said."

  • @uchihagoddess103
    @uchihagoddess103 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    What an amazing entrance for church at the end. XD

  • @thebrodown9209
    @thebrodown9209 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sarks face at 3:30 is too good

  • @wolvesrfun
    @wolvesrfun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How am I not subscribed!? I feel like a bad person because I honestly thought I've been subscribed for a while. XD Sark's videos are fun to watch!

  • @thatjdmfd
    @thatjdmfd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    YESSSSSSSSS A NEW SARK VIDEO