When you break bones at 670,616,629 mph
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i appreciate they made a game where you can skateboard at light speed...into a wall.
Hi
Ayeeee
Ello
Hi gray
@Papea Shapa stfu
“Alright... so we’re back with the only TH-camr who knows how to entertain all walks of life without getting demonetized and yet still reserve the right to represent Florida Man and spleens...”
... it’s GrayStillPlays.
MORE TORTURE, DAMMIT!
Oh the normal spleens,
Bye tHeN.
Gray’s motto is probably “Don’t break a person’s heart. Break their bones instead, they have 206!”
It's graystillplays
Any person in any game: * exists*
Gray: “your free trial of living has ended.”
Your free trial has expired. Please purchase the full version to continue your life.
Is that too dark?
The Fallen Human Child On a Gray video, it’s actually not dark enough.
@@silverthehero1295 Ah OK.
Hello, [User].
I'm not sorry to tell you your free trial of living has almost expired. Please purchase the full version for 420.69$. You have 11 hours, 59 minutes and 37 seconds to purchase the full version before the free trial expires. I have a gun ready, and I'll be watching your every move. You may quit the free trial whenever you like.
~Some random weirdo you saw once while getting chipotle
Gray: “I’m assuming push force is how hard you ki-“
Skater: *Gets atomized with the board going to the horizon*
Gray and I: *Wheezing laughter.*
Him, you, and I
@@marshaenderheart and me
And me. Good god im dying 🤣
Exactly my thought! And when the gravity was turned back on, wheez!
I wheezing and crying
8:26 I’m assuming push force is how hard you ki-
*proceeds to leave faster then my dad did when I was born*
LOL!!!!!
*OOF*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
Bruh da sad
U r joking, right.
RIGHT!
😂
I love how he was like “when all of a SuDDEN *W H E E Z E*
Edit: 666 likes 😏
6:09
@@desbugfan8429 t h a n k y o u
I subbed to you!
Seriously, a few times I had to pause because I couldn't breath from laughing so hard.
@sam lindsay t h a n k y o u
Gray: “A true man of culture. And death.”
Floridaman: “Aren’t those the same thing?”
This glorius lad(grey)is a Floridaman. He would probably agree.
Yes it is
Yes.
Yes
@Abdulla Sama thats literally what they said with emojis. get out of here
Don’t break a bone around Gray - he will say that one bone is “rookie numbers” and will proceed to destroy all of the rest of the bones in your body
No he'd probably shoot you in the arm five times and proceed to take as long as possible to think of a way to destroy your body without actually killing you
The milk Man same thing
Eh your not wrong
ACCURATE
and bones that shouldnt exist in your body
Gray, i know you're busy man, just wanted you to know... I keep coming back to this. Thank you.. thank you for the hilarity that is in these 3 videos of Skater XL man. The amount of pain, suffering, torture, and unequalled agony you put these avatars through.. it brings tears to my eyes. **gets letter from Hell** oh.. i'm .. i'm supposed to be more obscene than that.. Dick McBallbag sends his regards.
“Ok, Gray. How exaggerated do you want the physics to be?”
Gray: “YES.”
ME:yEs MeMeS
Fouocok
Me:MaKE mE LAuGh AgAIn pLz
Me: what the...
Me a view sec later while watching Gray: **dies of laughter**
that's excessive talking right there (EXAGGERATED AND PHYSICS TOGETHER IS EXCESSIVE)
"Have you ever wondered what it's like the moment a man loses his soul?"
Yes, Gray. That moment is when I'm in the Sims.
Tim, what are you doing here ? I thought you drowned in the pool
HES REAL
How is the family when gray is not around
Tim Horton! I'm a big fan
nolinagiRLasia.link
I truly believe that satan is just gray’s religous alt account.
This is really funny I love it!
LOLLLLLL
That is hilarious
Nice joke but i islam please don say satan...please...
Do you make video.
@@detectiveelectro2372 why you so sensitive on the word *satan*
Gray voicing our enthusiasm for seeing his spine breaking from different angles was what killed me.
Im not gay,
@@galaxyultra7891 ... what?
what@@galaxyultra7891
Skater: *exist*
Gray: I’m about the end this guys’ balls
Edit: holy sh*t this blew up
Gray: *plays a game*
The characters: why do I hear boss music
Yes
Game: *exists*
Graystillplays: I WILL BREAK YOU
Bro a Wolf and a Dog are the same thing
U.I.V.RAPTOR 001 a WOLFDOG is made as the result of a domestic dog and a wolf breeding so it’s a real life hybrid
I kinda expected
"she's as graceful as a swan. A swan getting shot out of a cannon"
"flying through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp" - GLaDOS
@@vulpa8226 That line always takes me by surprise somehow, and each time I burst out laughing. GLaDOS is amazing!
10:11 “tony hawk, say hello to Tanya cocaine!”
Gray: “Holy shi-i-i-“
Everybody with a sense of humor: **wheeeeeeeze**
(Edit) Thank you all! This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten!
Lol
Sooo true
can't be any more right
All he needs to do is say something and start laughing and then I’ll start laughing
exactly
If Gray was a scientist he would be awarded the Nobel peace prize for creating a scooter that goes lightspeed.
Buddy they would have to create a Nobel Anti-Peace just for him.
Noble violence prize more like it
Even bots are thots.
just a Nobel prize
@Paola - I m live with cam fking bot
“If you still have all your bones, you’re not skating hard enough”
~~GrayStillPlays
My new senior yearbook quote
@@Abbs2slick xD
No you need to break more than you have!
This is going to be my gravestone quote
@@agentnumber57 enough break to stop you from breaking every human bone is too much break!
Gray: you can always tell when people start to wish that they had chosen a different sport hehe.
skater: *lands on rail with balls absolutely destroyed.*
also Gray: skating, bowling, skating, bowling.
Gray x3: now the only thing that's that's somewhat unrealistic is right about here, we should see tears coming his eyes.
skater: why are we still here... just to suffer.
"But I can run into the school bus and traumatize all the children inside!"
Me: That's something I would actually be excited for for school!
Well gaming will be my fav thing I hate school it’s boring
@@imabaconman09 life will look back at you with that same hate in The future....
That was just too funny man. Great vids again
For for
“You can damn near smell this guy’s groin while he’s paralyzing himself” - GrayStillPlays 2020
"Welcome to.... Things I wish I never said! Today on the show we have GrayStillPlays!"
More groins going 920mph dammit.
Graystillplays.
Push force at 920 mph sure why not.
Graystillplays
What does that mean
Gray: Realism is bORING
10 Minutes later: REALISM IS GREAATT😂
"I'm assuming push force means how hard you ki-" Best thing here cant change my mind
Gray: “Push Force, 200?
*proceeds to launch his character through dimensional barriers to send her to Skyrim*
*You're finally awake.*
@@TyrinsClips took me a second to realize this, and I’m disappointed in myself for that, but when I realized it, I laughed my a$$ off
Hey you, your finally awake, walked into that imperial ambush as well as that thieve over there
" dimensional barriers" xd
same
8:27 I love that you can tell that Gray’s laugh is actually genuine.
Yeah that was really tho
Yeah we was laughing so hard he moved away from the mic and wheezed 😂😂
FMF
push force is how hard you ki KABOOM!
True so true
"TONY HAWK MEET TONYA COCAINE" best line ever
Fortnite games are a good thing for
Yeah 10:11 was hilarious lol
yes they is also as gracefull as a sWaN
Was the pun intended when you said "best line ever?"
You mean " TONY HAWK SAY HELLO TO TONYA COCAINE"
I love how at 8:27 we could tell he had to lean back on his chair to laugh even more
_"I'm going to assume push force is how hard you _*_kic_*_-"_ O_O
yes
8:27
11:33
11:34 AM
11:34
“9 is half of 69.”
-GrayStillPlays
Yesn't
Meth
So is 34.5
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, ragdolls have always had a special place in my heart and holy moly this is the best rag doll facrtory I’ve ever seen
Same! I live for gameplay like this and I hope we get more of it
Same
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna throw up.
niceo
10:51 This Feel's Like He Broke His Spine And Neck.
imagine being a person, doing your thing at the skate park and you see a girl launch into space
Haha
I love how when he was like “I wonder if the push force is-“
“KAKAROTT”
“Wait I’m not Kaka- AHHHHhhhh..”
AAAAAAAaAaAaAaAaaHhhHhHhH
Timestamp???
Plz?
I love how when he was like “I wonder if the push force is-“
“KAKAROTT”
“Wait I’m not Kaka- AHHHHhhhh..”
I love how he was like “when all of a SuDDEN W H E E Z E
8:25 the punch sound effect makes it 100x better, laughed so hard I spilled my coffee
Dat wheeze tho
Vladimir Putin me too
she has successfully made a transmission into another universe
11:06 we all laughed the same, at the same time
when the developers came up with this game, they didn't account for... YOU.
nobody:
Graystillplays: "this is the only game where you can go light speed and crash into the moon. Its skater XL"
Edit: holy cow this really blew up ,first one let's GOOOOOOOO 😄😄
🙂
"Come over"
"Can't, I'm in a skating tournament"
"My parents aren't home"
8:27
LMAO
Man, the whole party's laughing.
Ok I literally *DIED* of laughter when I saw that
That shits funny lol
when videl told gohan mr satan was gone for a month
11:52 I almost choked on laughter
“Tonya cocaine” my respects for this man just went up.
I laughed so hard I spit my coke into my plate
I laughed so hard that my water spat through my nose
@@gageevans4636 cocaine?
@@jaikenmainy I think he prolly means that as in coca cola
@@alec-alch-ral no they mean cocaine
Gray: “I’m assuming push force is how hard you ki-“
*gets vaporized at the speed of dark*
Me: **falls off of bed in laughter**
I rocked back and forth in hard silent laughter at 3 am over it
Me: * Sees speed of dark *
Me: Finally, someone that speaks English.
Yeeeeeeeeeeet
same
Same
8:25 "I'm assuming push force is how hard you ki-" Yes Gray, yes it is.
Game: How much push force do you wan-
Gray: Yes.
i sneezed out my ice cream when that happened.
@@Aphrasis2010 oh tod that’s gross
TYPO
@@limenlemon3116 *yes.*
6:14 Girl: “godam you greyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-“
Grey: oh wait we didn’t see her hit the floor
It’s gray
AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you NEED to do this again, I was laughing so hard that my mom came in thinking I was dying.
Sure ok buddy
I mean it would be funnier if it weren't Gray doing his damnedest to make it funny.
@@Unethical.Dodgson What do you mean by that?!?!
@@Its_Just_Jinx I mean that it's just the exact same kind of ragdoll dummy abuse we'd all do in a Skater game but he would try to sell every collision with the ground as this hilarious thing that it really isn't.
I mean the dummy is completely lifeless. It's not like the accidental player collisions in Skate 3 or anything like that. But his attempts to make it funny were along the lines of "You can see the moment that they regret this fall" or "look how hard they break their spine!" and I'm just not seeing it. It's trying too hard to sell it.
That's all.
I did not even smile
8:27 legend says that she is still going to this day...
😂
**my heart will go on starts playing**
XD
Game: "How should all the single parameters of this game be?"
Gray: "YES."
8:26
Apparently this is everyone's favorite moment in this video...
8:26: teenage girls when they see aspider
Lol😂😂
Can confirm. But in my case I'm running to the spider because I freaking love them.
Omg that is soooo me🤣🤣🤣
@@yami-no-kami3586 boi u weird
@@yami-no-kami3586 I too but they bite sometimes hehehe
5:18 “i like that both the male and the female standard are people that i’d feel like i can buy drugs from in an alleyway” - florida man
Grey: "Skateboards are packed with nutrients and minerals"
Me: ha--ha, no
LOTS of minerals
Remember to eat your skateboards, they're very good for you
Gray:”skateboards are packed with
nutrientes and minerals”
Me:ha-ha no
Gray: turns on max pop force
Also Gray: *dehydrated dying tea kettle noises*
He became Dream for a second
'I'm assuming that push force is how fast you' INSTANT TRANSMISSION
8:26
gf: come over
me:i cant
gf: my parents aren't home
me:
@@ticians4676 lol
From Florida you can get to Mexico in 2 seconds with that push Force
"Ascend to heaven"
Player: *proceeds to go the the underworld*
misspelled_happiness there she know she is going to hell when she is under the floor
Pucci is happy with this
When you start traveling at the speed of light
Me: *ROOKIE NUMBERS*
Holy ahi-
1,000,000,000x speed of light
@Aivi Nguyen thats to slow,we haveto go through ludicrous speed
Aivi Nguyen *Rookie Numbers*
14:48 *”welcome to the backrooms”*
Game: how many game breaking physics di you wa-
Grey: A L L O F I T
*yes
Gray*
*Do
*you
I’ll take your entire stock
"I assume pump force is how hard you-"
*Poor woman turns into the super collider...* 🤣
0:22 Gray: “You can put numbers into the physics of this game, and there’s no limitation.”
Me: Sounds like Universe Sandbox to me.
Well there are limitations you can get to absolute zero and plank’s temperature only :(
Well there are technically a limit
congratulations! you ruined a joke
@@Fruitylat1no congratulations! you get a s+
5:39, Gray you almost killed me! LOL
I hope this isn't the last we see of this, because this is legendary.
gray: finds an innocent game
gray: “you know what time it is”
Innocent Game: No longer innocent...
It's time to ruin physics
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@sjsjdjjdjdjd6773 im scared to click the link
37 secpnds ago
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Yt is ducking drunk af...
F
And the fact this vid was uploaded at midnight
@@Another_youtube_animator isn't Florida EST it should be seven there
@@Another_youtube_animator 🤣
I live in England XD
4:58 HOLY CRAP, LMAO! 🤣
8:26 - And I thought the other jump was hilarious.
"Now it may look like her left arm is broken... It is."
8:27 here's a replay button for you
Noice
8:28
Louisiana state university and Canadian provinces of the Australian government to have your money from me in Tennessee titans
8:36
thank you kind samaritan
Gray:"To infinity and BEYOND.."
Anyone who can take a joke:
(Distant sounds of wheezing)
Tanya Heroin is the funniest thing ever, got me real good like another subtle joke you had about Satan creating a map so evil he wouldn't release it but someone broke into his house and released it.
Tanya cocane
@@mrquickmemes welp now we know what drug he has on his mind
Bro this man is trying to break bones at the speed of light
Edit: I wouldn’t wanna be/live on any of the planets gray has obliterated except the one where he transcended death and life
The real question is: did they allow negative numbers, and if so did they also program lower bounds?
Gray: I assume this is how fast you go when you push
Character: *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Character 5 seconds later:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's like gracefull Like a swan . Even while she breaking in half on the concrete
Had me dying
You and me both, brotha. You and me both.
“Have you ever wondered what cement tastes like?” - GrayStillPlays 2020
2:00 there’s your time stamp my boi
it tastw like cement
@@robloxgamer1116 how do you know what cement taste like?
dont judge me, i have tasted cement, its like hard icecream
I just love how the character looks like she’s either doing ballet, participating in a very dramatic play, figure skating, or all of the above. In midair.
“You can damn near smell this guys groin as he paralyzes himself”
r/brandnewsentence
9:17 the classic "we dont need skateboards where we are going"
Uploaded 1 min ago and already has a dislike that proves people don't like breaking bones....
spice water I saw a comment that said that clicking the dislike button was someone saying ‘dis I like’, so that must be it
Launched yourself to the 36th dimension: 9:18
Plot twist : every time she leaves the map she flies to Africa
Haha
You are wrong if she flies to Africa why do they say when se gets there
“WELLCOME TO BRAZIL”
@@Lucario832 Its a joke
@@provideowatcher That was also a joke
@@mithicalmithrax8933 that was also a joke
Just ask my dog how much I quacking laughed through this whole entire video, aww, uhh, im crying, This is the funniest video I have ever watched, I love it. XD
Gray: "This is just the beginning. I haven't even screwed with the rest of this stuff yet."
Me: There's a disturbance in the Force. 😨
8:23 I’m assuming push force is how hard you ki... LOL
Hey your pfp is from Khan academy
Y E E T
@@IwasThatCurlyFryGuy yep! It’s Winston, I think...
@@xec_man593 lol
At 8:43 In The Video.
Gray: What The Hell, Where Did They Go?
Me:
H e l l.
I love how when you maxed the pop force and made him do it, you kettle wheezed! ( and how you maxed out the push force!) Edit: I thought I’d never find the comments I’ve written in a whole YEAR
Those two dislikes are from the guy, who’s life you’ve ruined and his mom.
Nah they disliked beacause ur a gachakid also forgot to say that gacha May get banned XD no one cares about it
And the nameless souls of the damned that grey has tortured
I dont know if I should be annoyed or amused
Hi Lol, *me too kid...*
I surprised no one has made a comment on the fact that Grey finally broke for a few seconds at 8:25 when his skater had the leg strength of hercules.
if he cant either 1. fling himself at speeds that not even the human brain can comprehend or 2. break almost every bone in a body over and over again or 3. make the character suffer, then their is no reason for him to play it
0:01 that's a little specific
8:23, "I'm assuming push force is how hard you ki-" *turns into infinity dust milliseconds later*
America we have the best skate boarders
India: 9:06
2:50 tho
When Dekku accidentally uses 100% of his power in his foot 8:27
jamieisfierce MY HEROOOOO ALSO 100% TRUEEEE
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*it was at this moment that he knew... he fucked up*
👍,u' 👍 I'm okay
Anime is overrated
Anime is not overrated.
5:00 had me crying🤣🤣🤣
“ I love the realism in this game” gray says as a skateboard is traveling fast enough to make reality itself cry in pain.
Pipe cleaner Master rookie numbers
Hong Seng okaaayy don’t get it but okay
Ok boomer
Pro_Gamer_WR :(
people be like: worlds longest torture explanation! me: alright how is he gonna f*ck up florida man this time?
Gray is the only youtuber who's videos are actually fun to rewatch
Not fully but he is by far the most fun to rewatch
Skater: flips to the moon
Gray and me: Ascend my child.
6:09
“When all of a SUU𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝒹ℯ𝓃”
CRYING
6:06
I seriously almost died from laughing too hard. My new favorite Gray series.
14:43 made me burst into laughs 🤣
4:58 aight, im boutta head out
*W H E E Z E *
He believes he can fly