The news be like: Chairman Jo-Bi Den of the Democratic People's Republic of America threatened the United States of Mexico with 'nuclear hellfire, cornpop' after Mexico conducted a military drill with OFN allies Canada and Cuba in the Gulf of Mexico last week.
Wasn't there a montage like this depicted in the movie Poltergeist, from the 80s? I remember the scene where the little girl speaks to the TV right after an image of the soldiers raising the flag at Iwo Jima fades to black to the last beats of the US anthem
This already exists.. Just search "Fox News vs North Korea" for clips of Lou "The president makes great weekends possible for us all" Dobbs and Jeanine "You cannot comprehend the genius of the president" Pirro
I’d want to see a documentary on Ronald Reagan done in a KCTV style. You know, those where he’d look at things, and give ‘guidance’ to generals and the like. You may also want to include his many visits to various countries. Be sure to put in footage of people sobbing their hearts out interposed with crashing waves and lightning in parts having to do with his assassination attempt and death announcement/funeral.
For those wondering about the "three thousand Ri": Ri a unit of measurement in Japan and Korea that traces to the Chinese li (里). Although the Chinese unit was unofficially used in Japan since the Zhou Dynasty, the countries officially adopted the measurement used by the Tang Dynasty. It has a value of approximately 392.72 m, or one tenth of the ri. So 3,000 ri roughly corresponds to 1,200 km, the longitudinal span of Korea. In the DPRK, a mythical flying horse called the Chollima can travel a thousand ri or 500 km in a single day. This is the Chollima in the song Chollima on the Wing to promote working harder and faster Since the second part of the anthem wasn't mentioned, here's the second part in English: "And in the spirit of Mount Paektu, With the love of toil that shall never die, With a will of iron fostered by the truth, We'll lead the whole world by and by! Our land more prosperous still shall be, We have the might to foil the angry sea! As by the people's will we strive, Korea shall forever thrive! Our land more prosperous still shall be, We have the might to foil the angry sea! As by the people's will we strive, Korea shall forever thrive!"
The figure "3,000 ri" might be a rounded-up or symbolic representation, but it could also be meant to evoke a sense of national unity and claims over the entirety of the Korean Peninsula(which they do not own and failed to forcibly control). This would align with North Korea's historical claims and aspirations. It's essential to understand these symbols and phrases in their cultural, political, and historical contexts. North Korea claiming ownership of South Korea is certainly within the realm of possibility, given the historical tensions and narratives related to reunification. South Korea, of course, is happy in a democratic capitalist society and does not wish to be part of South Korea's authoritarian communism.
If you think about it after watching this video, the ‘NK style’ is actually just a lot of rotating camera view of random locations while having dramatic music in the background and some military stuff occasionally
In the actual North Korean TV startup that this is based on, the location they chose is absolutely not random. All the images they use for it are scenery on and around Paektu Mountain and the crater lake within it. The mountain is very culturally significant for both of the Koreas
@@xxxBradTxxx if i remember correctly, since most Filipinos have a grand parent born in the US with a citizenship and all that, due to the colonialism most of them are constitutionally eligible to become US president.
I'm impressed how complicated beat in the song, kinda unexpected from this genre. It's like breakcore, but from the country where no one has ever heard of it. No matter how strong art is regulated and forced to stay the same, it will eventually evolve.
We used to kind of, back when TV stations signed off at midnight. They would play the national anthem and maybe another patriotic songs while showing various places around the country.
I lived near Dobbins Air Force in Marietta, Ga and everyday around 4pm the national anthem would play. And I always thought how North Korean that sounded 😂
I was hoping this would include someone doing an English speaking impression of that famous overly dramatic news anchor they're known for. I feel like you can't really get the full impact of how weird she sounds unless you hear someone do it in English.
@@sosopwsi829Jjw9you can see the world trade center. Theres no tower 3 which was completed in 2018 but there is tower 1 so is after 2013. its actually somewhere around 5 years old
@@EastGermany-pc2lw Tower 4 is still there, it's the building with the most lights to the right of Tower 1, they were topped out at the same time. It's 3 (and of course 2) that are missing.
The U.S. unironically already puts out things like this such as when they run those national patriot commercials that advertises joining the Marines or national army.
Bald eagle calls are actually rather pathetic and seagullish... They're beautiful and extremely physically powerful birds, don't get me wrong, but they sound pretty wimpy. The SCREEEE you hear in the movies is a red-tailed hawk...
@@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314 I didn't talk about North Korea, I talked about the song lyrics at 0:43. This line just made me think, "If the USA had 5,000 years of history, what would it look like?"
Man, North Korea has such a powerful anthem. Combine that with these beautiful scenes of the US and its culture, and this is patriotic perfection. Aegukka was composed in 1945 as a patriotic song (which is what Aegukka means in English) celebrating independence from Japanese occupation. Originally, the Korean exile government in Shanghai adopted as their national anthem "Aegukga" to the tune of Auld Lang Syne. After World War II, South Korea kept the words and changed the melody while North Korea adopted this newly written piece in 1947. It was composed by Kim Won-gyun who also composed the Song of General Kim Il-sung, which was promoted as the de facto anthem to play at public events in the 1980s, however Aegukka rose back to prominence under Kim Jong-un. The lyrics were written by Pak Se-yong in 1946. Pak Se-yong also wrote the lyrics for the piece Brilliant Fatherland/빛나는 조국 which is the music heard at the end of every KCTV sign-off.
It is honestly a powerful anthem. Combining this with American achievements and with the song is perfect. We really need a good powerful American anthem playing.
@@甘木人-n5xI mean it still has 5000 years of history, but even with Korea it's mixed with different states and cultures living by each other. It's good to remember history even if its not directly "ours". Otherwise no one will remember it, and it will become forgotten.
@@johnsherfey3675 You got a point...however the history looks like it is still history of this place... Suggest to make a English version of this anthum and diliver it to DJT
You sir have hit the nail on the head. What with the transitions to scenic views and that crappy grainy 2000s TV effect (idk how it's called, I hope people get what I mean.) You can clearly see it during the Biden in Congress bit. It just screams as if it was made in 2004. You know what else I love? The 4:3 aspect ratio. Cherry on top. This definitely gives it some more archaic TV standard charm that NK has. Nice vid
facts 0:38 the Ri is 420m in korea (3000ri is length of whole korea peninsula including south and north) 0:44 the korea history is usually called 반만년( half of 10,000)years
This is how I see all those "national patriot" ads on American TV that advertises joining the marines or military: "I'm doing my part!" There's literally no difference.
For a parody, this video made me patriotic for a country that's an entire ocean away from mine Edit: Like seriously, the US is a vast melting pot of many cultures and lands, and that alone makes me want to be proud of America. To the Americans reading this comment: Despite the seemingly troubling times you guys have, always remember to look back at your country and admire it's beauty. Sure, parts of it's history are dark, but recognising them shouldn't taint your pride for the country!
"Canada has resumed it's practice of playing "Ain't I right" using big speakers aimed at American territory at the American-Canadian Demilitarised Zone this morning"
somebody 5000 years from now will watch this video doesn't know what the USA is and think the USA is Korea by what's written as the lyrics of the video
Great idea. I actually saw a news clip once where someone took a BBC report about the death of Kim Jong-Il and added footage of the Queen's funeral. It was very apt
@@qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890 Alright, I got an opener: A land where 2 million are Enslaved, with a quarter of the world's prisoners, A land where 65 million live in poverty, while a handful live in palaces, and A land where their leaders turn the people against each other, and they're worshipped for this. This...(Bring down dramatic title card "AMERICA: THE STORY NEVER TOLD")...is America. A land built on war, and genocide, A land built on the continuing institution of slavery and white supremacy, A land built on rule by a handful of powerful autocrats. (The fun part is, while much of this is dramatized for effect, none of this is straight up fabricated)
I feel like the only room for improvement is removing all the famous people. North Korean videos won't single out important people other than their three eternal leaders-they just use videos of everyday people and the military instead
Exactly! Bingo! I thought the same. In the lyrics, "the people" describes all Korean people. Also, cut out the aircraft carriers please. The footage of the jet is more fitting and actually makes the point already
Sing-along English version Shine bright, you dawn, on this land so fair So rich in silver and gold you are The Country of three thousand Ri Five thousand years your history So rich in cultural heritage Our people ever renowned and sage And as with heart and soul, we strive Chosun shall forever thrive
ok but the anthem of north korea is one of the best i’ve heard, and with america’s beautiful nature and wide vast of history is the best mix ever. amazing video omfg
This is pretty much what US TV station sign-on/off looked like before they went 24 hour. Just replace the music with either the national anthem or star spangled banner and you have what cold-war US TV was like.
As someone on Bilibili suggested, 00:37 could be subtly modified as: 삼만리 아름다운 내 조국 The country of three myriad Ri 반천년 오랜 력사에 Half a thousand years of your history
I will give it credit this is a prettier advertisement for America then the ads you would usually see promoting the country I mean as a New zealander this is the stuff that would make me want to travel to America
Long live our dear leader Jo Bai Din.
Jo Baedeon -nim
💀💀💀
Ngl Jong f Kimm-un-dy is the best supreme leader of the united People's Republic of America (UPRA)
@@sekokqedaus4377 nah it'd be -nim, ssi would be disrespectful
Wkwkkw fukk
Jong F. Kimmedy is proud of you.
this gave me a chuckle i’ll admit
John Fornite Kennedy is proud of me
Kim Jong Kennedy
Ok, you got a chuckle out of me. 😆
No, he’s a traitor to the revolution! Didn’t you hear the news from the latest president fellow revolutionary?
Time traveller: *moves a chair*
The timeline:
😂😂😂
😂
The news be like: Chairman Jo-Bi Den of the Democratic People's Republic of America threatened the United States of Mexico with 'nuclear hellfire, cornpop' after Mexico conducted a military drill with OFN allies Canada and Cuba in the Gulf of Mexico last week.
@@John-qv5ux 😂
@@John-qv5uxOFN? What is this, TNO?
The fact that this video is in 480p makes it so accurate.
@sansikreal Most TV footage from NK that people sees is mostly from when TV's are still brodcasting in 480p or 720p
Lmao 😂
What the heck? Your knowledge about NK is still stuck in 90s? 😂 Pretty sure its 1080p back when I visited DPRK. Not sure about now
Talk about the Korean man in the high castle. -.-)
@@legendaryblood1937you visited North Korea, they gave you what they want you to see.
What this needs is an announcer glorifying the United States of America in a melodramatically strident tone.
Fellow Americans, rise up in your glory against tyranny, and rejoice in your hard work brought upon you by your great leader Ms. Liberty!
Walter Cronkite is good enough; he brings back Cold War memories.
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Alex Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I show this to my friends at the Streets of Philadelphia , Kensington Avenue 😅
As an American, this makes me very proud of being Korean.
나는 남조선 한국인인데 북한 애국가가 bts보다 훨씬 감명깊음
@@길천사Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
@@길천사너간첩이니?
@@길천사ㄹㅇ
@@길천사BTS is trash lol
as an american i feel more patriotism in this video than america itself
why
agreed
Edgy
남조선인으로서 bts보다 훨씬 감명갚음 ㄹㅇ
Dictatorship when
Statue of Liberty proudly carries torch of Juche
Scary how editing and music can change the feelings of a video, this person is so successful in this edit, it does give me totalitarian vibes
In all seriousness there were montages kinda like this with the Star Spangled Banner especially in the days of analog TV.
Yep lots of this during the cold war from the US
North Korea doesn't have money for hd probably though
This is a certified iltam zumrā rashubtu ilatim comment.
KCTV has been available in HD since 2015 @@goatgamer001
Wasn't there a montage like this depicted in the movie Poltergeist, from the 80s? I remember the scene where the little girl speaks to the TV right after an image of the soldiers raising the flag at Iwo Jima fades to black to the last beats of the US anthem
Idea- A parody with an over-emotional commentary in English (like what the famous news anchor from NK does in Korean) would be hilarious 😂
This already exists.. Just search "Fox News vs North Korea" for clips of Lou "The president makes great weekends possible for us all" Dobbs and Jeanine "You cannot comprehend the genius of the president" Pirro
please, yes!!!
리춘희
she sounds like a bear hugging her
I’d want to see a documentary on Ronald Reagan done in a KCTV style. You know, those where he’d look at things, and give ‘guidance’ to generals and the like. You may also want to include his many visits to various countries. Be sure to put in footage of people sobbing their hearts out interposed with crashing waves and lightning in parts having to do with his assassination attempt and death announcement/funeral.
The beloved and eternal president has approved this video.
Supreme leader Trump💪
아멘
@@AmirSattit’s Benjamin Harrison actually
For those wondering about the "three thousand Ri": Ri a unit of measurement in Japan and Korea that traces to the Chinese li (里). Although the Chinese unit was unofficially used in Japan since the Zhou Dynasty, the countries officially adopted the measurement used by the Tang Dynasty. It has a value of approximately 392.72 m, or one tenth of the ri. So 3,000 ri roughly corresponds to 1,200 km, the longitudinal span of Korea. In the DPRK, a mythical flying horse called the Chollima can travel a thousand ri or 500 km in a single day. This is the Chollima in the song Chollima on the Wing to promote working harder and faster
Since the second part of the anthem wasn't mentioned, here's the second part in English: "And in the spirit of Mount Paektu, With the love of toil that shall never die, With a will of iron fostered by the truth, We'll lead the whole world by and by! Our land more prosperous still shall be, We have the might to foil the angry sea! As by the people's will we strive, Korea shall forever thrive! Our land more prosperous still shall be, We have the might to foil the angry sea! As by the people's will we strive, Korea shall forever thrive!"
Thanks for the info SupremeLeaderKimJong-Un
you read my mind tf
The figure "3,000 ri" might be a rounded-up or symbolic representation, but it could also be meant to evoke a sense of national unity and claims over the entirety of the Korean Peninsula(which they do not own and failed to forcibly control). This would align with North Korea's historical claims and aspirations. It's essential to understand these symbols and phrases in their cultural, political, and historical contexts. North Korea claiming ownership of South Korea is certainly within the realm of possibility, given the historical tensions and narratives related to reunification. South Korea, of course, is happy in a democratic capitalist society and does not wish to be part of South Korea's authoritarian communism.
3000 ri is the length of the Korean peninsula, not the length of North Korea in any single direction.
Thanks Kim for clarification!
If you think about it after watching this video, the ‘NK style’ is actually just a lot of rotating camera view of random locations while having dramatic music in the background and some military stuff occasionally
In the actual North Korean TV startup that this is based on, the location they chose is absolutely not random. All the images they use for it are scenery on and around Paektu Mountain and the crater lake within it. The mountain is very culturally significant for both of the Koreas
It's Michael Bay except not as close up.
선군선전
@@oron61yea “occasional” military shots
True patriots always cry when see their regular landscape
As a Filipino, this video makes me proud of being an American.
proud to be american 🇵🇭
To be fair you guys were American ruled for about 50 years.
I mean Filipina women already belong to American GIs so yall pretty much cucked already might as well become a vassal state like Puerto Rico.
@@xxxBradTxxx if i remember correctly, since most Filipinos have a grand parent born in the US with a citizenship and all that, due to the colonialism most of them are constitutionally eligible to become US president.
@@LordBackuroyou must reside within the US for 14 years which you guys now have independence.
Time Traveler: Farts
The Timeline:
North Korea: Long live freedom!
American Socialist States: Jon Baekdeun Manseee!
I'm impressed how complicated beat in the song, kinda unexpected from this genre. It's like breakcore, but from the country where no one has ever heard of it. No matter how strong art is regulated and forced to stay the same, it will eventually evolve.
breakcore didnt invent that type of beat, pretty sure military bands did
this is a remix, original didn't had that one.
@@liliya_aseeva It's is not North-korean remix? What the name of original?
@@ElKudesnitsaIt's their official anthem th-cam.com/video/VovFaEd-Kp0/w-d-xo.html
@@ElKudesnitsa it's north korean anthem lmao
If America had a state TV channel and it signed off for the evening it would need something like this.
Scary how well this actually works.
ong pictures of countryside and famous landmarks while anthem playing in the background so scary
As an American watching this is the most patriotic I have ever felt
나 28년 남조선사람으로서 이것을 보는것도 bts보다 훨씬 감명깊음
basically this is like a late night tv add during the 50s-80's when national anthem was played
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Those percussions go shockingly hard
I unironicaly wish we did it like this.
We used to kind of, back when TV stations signed off at midnight. They would play the national anthem and maybe another patriotic songs while showing various places around the country.
I lived near Dobbins Air Force in Marietta, Ga and everyday around 4pm the national anthem would play. And I always thought how North Korean that sounded 😂
애국식?
No, you don't.
@@KuroHebi
Yes, I do.
i died at bruno mars dancing 0:55 💀
gang.nam style
"Rich in cultural heritage."
American patriotism at its finest
As an Indian, this makes me very proud of being American
Please no
한국인으로서 bts보다 북한 애국가가 훨씬 감성있고 감명깊음
@@길천사 내 생각엔 그게 그들의 국가가 아닌 것 같아
@@Account-jn7xu why not😂?
you missed a damn good opportunity to turn that tv logo into lady liberty's hand holding a torch
Replace the music with some cheap pop rock and you got yourself an election ad on Fox “News”
Lmao.
I tell you what it would be super effective propaganda lol
Or CNN
Make it for catheters or adult diapers and I agree
I was hoping this would include someone doing an English speaking impression of that famous overly dramatic news anchor they're known for. I feel like you can't really get the full impact of how weird she sounds unless you hear someone do it in English.
Already uses 10-year-old footage of NYC at 1:17, now we just need to make everything in the videos look older to fully match the aesthetic.
수령님동상
10? Try 20
my dumbass was wondering why they digitally cut out towers 3 and 4 out of the skyline
@@sosopwsi829Jjw9you can see the world trade center. Theres no tower 3 which was completed in 2018 but there is tower 1 so is after 2013. its actually somewhere around 5 years old
@@EastGermany-pc2lw Tower 4 is still there, it's the building with the most lights to the right of Tower 1, they were topped out at the same time. It's 3 (and of course 2) that are missing.
WE GETTING OUT OF THE DMZ WITH THIS ONE !1!!!1!11!🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶
미연방조선 (米聯邦大朝)
Well this is one way to make someone instantly proud of their country!
남한사람으로서 bts보다 훨씬 더 자랑스러움
That's the magic of propaganda, my friend
Going to be a bigger problem booking K Pop for the Superbowl...
Lol patriotism is just a cheap reward to trick you into thinking you own those things you never have had
Gotta say, I think every country should do it like this.
The U.S. unironically already puts out things like this such as when they run those national patriot commercials that advertises joining the Marines or national army.
@@_Just_Another_GuyI think all countries with a competent military do that
@@cursorguy “us military”
“Competent”
Pick one
@@Prauwlet213 I’d say both compared to the rest of the world
Indonesia still doing this stuff on tv
North korea been making bangers lately
It would be better with eagle's scream at the end
Bald eagle calls are actually rather pathetic and seagullish...
They're beautiful and extremely physically powerful birds, don't get me wrong, but they sound pretty wimpy.
The SCREEEE you hear in the movies is a red-tailed hawk...
@@UselessGoddess378 ok, whatever
Just imagine a USA with five thousand years of history
North Korea only has like 75 doesn't it?
@@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314 I didn't talk about North Korea, I talked about the song lyrics at 0:43. This line just made me think, "If the USA had 5,000 years of history, what would it look like?"
@@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314 Korean is an ethnic identity, not a state identity. Having said that its probably 3500 years old not 5000.
Man, North Korea has such a powerful anthem. Combine that with these beautiful scenes of the US and its culture, and this is patriotic perfection. Aegukka was composed in 1945 as a patriotic song (which is what Aegukka means in English) celebrating independence from Japanese occupation. Originally, the Korean exile government in Shanghai adopted as their national anthem "Aegukga" to the tune of Auld Lang Syne. After World War II, South Korea kept the words and changed the melody while North Korea adopted this newly written piece in 1947.
It was composed by Kim Won-gyun who also composed the Song of General Kim Il-sung, which was promoted as the de facto anthem to play at public events in the 1980s, however Aegukka rose back to prominence under Kim Jong-un. The lyrics were written by Pak Se-yong in 1946. Pak Se-yong also wrote the lyrics for the piece Brilliant Fatherland/빛나는 조국 which is the music heard at the end of every KCTV sign-off.
@oscarmars5933 He is stalking you bro.
RUN!
@@oskie5930If youre into historical/political stuffs, he would show up. Funny to see him everytime lol!
@@oskie5930Cuba's flag is hideous, and the Cuban accent is the worst in Spanish. Glad I left Miami.
I recognize you from all the Chadtronic videos
It is honestly a powerful anthem. Combining this with American achievements and with the song is perfect. We really need a good powerful American anthem playing.
the funniest part is that The US actually more fits into the lyrics than North Korea itself
except of the histroy part, indeed it is...
@@甘木人-n5xI mean it still has 5000 years of history, but even with Korea it's mixed with different states and cultures living by each other. It's good to remember history even if its not directly "ours". Otherwise no one will remember it, and it will become forgotten.
@@甘木人-n5xYou do realize there were millions of people living here before the Euros showed up to steal, rape, and murder everything, right?
@@johnsherfey3675 You got a point...however the history looks like it is still history of this place... Suggest to make a English version of this anthum and diliver it to DJT
@@甘木人-n5x 我不懂，你的英文很坏了。如果你會中文，就寫中文。
I've never seen so much freedom in a single video
Us patriotism 📈📈📈
bts 뺨침
That was surprisingly meaningful and sincere.
애국가라 그럼
Meaningful and sincere?
@@dominiccoyne8730 Yes, exactly. Watch the video again and the concept may sink in.
@@neilsheppard6673 It was a parody of North Korean style propaganda it was hardly sincere or meaningful
Side note: you forgot to show off a nuclear missile.
Well, he showed aircraft carriers instead. Also, the US had these missiles for a longer time already
Damn, this got me all patriotic 🫡
나는 남조선인인데도 북한애국가가 감명깊음
And I'm not even American. 😆
As a Korean, it is fully approved under the command of the beloved greatest supreme leader. Long live the supreme leader Cho Bi Den
"What the fuck is a kilometer" - 🦅
This is probably the funniest video I’ve seen on TH-cam 😂😂😂
With all the ground breaking achievements, It's funny how North Korean patriotic song goes so well with the US as if written for her.
You sir have hit the nail on the head. What with the transitions to scenic views and that crappy grainy 2000s TV effect (idk how it's called, I hope people get what I mean.) You can clearly see it during the Biden in Congress bit. It just screams as if it was made in 2004. You know what else I love? The 4:3 aspect ratio. Cherry on top. This definitely gives it some more archaic TV standard charm that NK has. Nice vid
I think the term you were looking for is the "CRT TV Effect" lol
USSR: It's American TV, but why can I hear my communist friend?
Time traveller: *moves rock*
“Okay so it’s 1931 Ivan, don’t touch anything! We have five minutes before the time machine takes back off.”
I feel immense pride. I am neither korean, nor American
this is the best thing i needed this week
I want Singapore in North Korea TV style
spongebob
@@길천사real
This unironically makes me feel more patriotic for America than our actual anthem does
I'm still waiting for the news anchor
This is so good. Well played
0:43 Actually, they are invited during Bastille day, in Paris.
Here in Mexico, every midnight all TV channels show this kind of video with the mexican anthem. Idk USA doesn't the same. Its cool.
We used to do that, except now we have 24 hours programming so that's probably why
@@royals1231 When was the last time?
German public radio every night plays the most famous theme from Beethoven's last Symphony as an anthem of the EU
This litterally just looks like a travel ad from some Korean store LOL. You should make the quality shittier and more VHS like for the tru look
facts
0:38 the Ri is 420m in korea (3000ri is length of whole korea peninsula including south and north)
0:44 the korea history is usually called 반만년( half of 10,000)years
This is how I see all those "national patriot" ads on American TV that advertises joining the marines or military: "I'm doing my part!"
There's literally no difference.
You can hear the words/lyrics when you read the subtitles in Korean.
For a parody, this video made me patriotic for a country that's an entire ocean away from mine
Edit: Like seriously, the US is a vast melting pot of many cultures and lands, and that alone makes me want to be proud of America. To the Americans reading this comment: Despite the seemingly troubling times you guys have, always remember to look back at your country and admire it's beauty. Sure, parts of it's history are dark, but recognising them shouldn't taint your pride for the country!
what country u from?
Thanks. 谢谢。I feel the same way, but I needed to hear this.
@@DONIMATOR-pn5rp the Philippines. And don't worry, I know and recognize what the US did to my country, both good and bad
"Canada has resumed it's practice of playing "Ain't I right" using big speakers aimed at American territory at the American-Canadian Demilitarised Zone this morning"
Pivotal Steins;Gate Character: *_*Steps on butterfly_**
Year 2030: 0:42
Sure this video will hit million views soon
Nice shot to the Eternal President and General of the Armies George Washington at 1:24
Ngl america looks really cool in this video
0:59 our songs, our films, united we stand!!
somebody 5000 years from now will watch this video doesn't know what the USA is and think the USA is Korea by what's written as the lyrics of the video
Now North Korea in USA TV style with tonnes of ad
It's not a parody it's what we need to achieve
Patsoc revisionist alert
This is a masterpiece. Since I knew pyeongyang was actually inspired by washington dc lo
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT. I could not stop laughing the whole way through. I'll admit though, this would actually be epic as fuck if we had this lmao
Looks like your average 1970s evening news intro
Uncle Sam’s worst nightmare: THIS VIDEO
This could technically a commercial for a new Homefront game
Idea: Make a documentary about america except talk about america like how we talk about north korea.
Great idea. I actually saw a news clip once where someone took a BBC report about the death of Kim Jong-Il and added footage of the Queen's funeral. It was very apt
@@qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890 Alright, I got an opener:
A land where 2 million are Enslaved, with a quarter of the world's prisoners,
A land where 65 million live in poverty, while a handful live in palaces, and
A land where their leaders turn the people against each other, and they're worshipped for this.
This...(Bring down dramatic title card "AMERICA: THE STORY NEVER TOLD")...is America.
A land built on war, and genocide,
A land built on the continuing institution of slavery and white supremacy,
A land built on rule by a handful of powerful autocrats.
(The fun part is, while much of this is dramatized for effect, none of this is straight up fabricated)
I would watch the news every day
I feel like the only room for improvement is removing all the famous people. North Korean videos won't single out important people other than their three eternal leaders-they just use videos of everyday people and the military instead
Thank you!
Exactly! Bingo! I thought the same. In the lyrics, "the people" describes all Korean people. Also, cut out the aircraft carriers please. The footage of the jet is more fitting and actually makes the point already
This is amazing. Thank you
porta potties at 0:37 were nice, too bad I was shitting the entire time we were there and missed seeing the lighthouse
Let's make a news segment in this style.
As a north Korean i can confirm thats what they teach us
How did you escaped from North Korea
@@vlagamer3440 I am boyfriend of supreme leader daughter
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This reminds me of what they would show just before a TV station went off air for the night.
Goddamn, this had me laughing so hard!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most factual and unbiased Prager-U Video utilised by teachers of the motherland in Patriotopia, a small town somewhere in Florida.
This video itself revealed the true beauty of the US more than anything I've seen after 2020 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank Brandon for making Americans lose their national pride and replacing it with “pride”
@@vedantdesai1well said.
@@vedantdesai1 Who is Brandon?
@@khamsamhoang678 Let’s Go Brandon
@@khamsamhoang678The incapable taxidermied oath that sits in the oval office right now
I can see this done with a men's choir singing America the Beautiful having a similar effect.
Sing-along English version
Shine bright, you dawn, on this land so fair
So rich in silver and gold you are
The Country of three thousand Ri
Five thousand years your history
So rich in cultural heritage
Our people ever renowned and sage
And as with heart and soul, we strive
Chosun shall forever thrive
한국 X 조선O
You make the Streets of Philadelphia , Kensington Avenue proud
ok but the anthem of north korea is one of the best i’ve heard, and with america’s beautiful nature and wide vast of history is the best mix ever.
amazing video omfg
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this would get me hyped after a long night for sure
This is pretty much what US TV station sign-on/off looked like before they went 24 hour. Just replace the music with either the national anthem or star spangled banner and you have what cold-war US TV was like.
Case in point -
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동무, 위대한 수령동지의 찬란한 영광 덕에 조국의 아침이 밝소!
하트보소
Bro just recreated average US TV sign-offs
As someone on Bilibili suggested, 00:37 could be subtly modified as:
삼만리 아름다운 내 조국
The country of three myriad Ri
반천년 오랜 력사에
Half a thousand years of your history
I will give it credit this is a prettier advertisement for America then the ads you would usually see promoting the country I mean as a New zealander this is the stuff that would make me want to travel to America
This is what would happened if Korea won the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. North america would be fully colonized by altaic korean people