@@karlcardell1276 The scenario is if Chilled feels threatened, would he freeze up or not to kill the guy that threatens him. If Jess is there and also threatened, then Chilled wouldn't hesitate
I love the face Ze makes when the gun accidentally fires and the fact that right before the gun goes off Chilled says “It’s a movie prop. It’s okay. It can’t fire.”
Wow! We learned, today, that Chilled has ankyloglossia, caused by an abnormal frenulum. He is literaly tongue tied! I guess I'll be more forgiving of the way he trips over his own words, from now on.
I have it too, just not nearly as bad as his. Definitely makes speech harder, couldn't imagine talking like he does with the way his toung is. Mad props
0:16 STRONG start 0:33 IM NOT ANAKIN 1:30 you could claim self defense for this atleast 2:08 hope none have a knife 2:20 id plead insanity 2:50 Science..... *HEAVEN!!!* 4:10 gonna duck out of frame 5:33 saved the FIRST world , shithole countries anyway 6:25 then they have nothing to lose 6:50 son of a bitch hitler was cute , Fatler 8:00 prop handgun 8:23 FIRE 10:08 such a disney princess 11:30 what song would make you kill, Brittney Spears Toxic shrek soundtrack on vinyl 12:06 there were bops.... disappointment 13:18 definitely not a photoshop opportunity 13:24 FUCK IT HERE WE GO 13:35 toung tied
I love how most of these questions didn't involve killing anyone but the first thing this go to is killing someone no matter how round about it was to end up there lol
"Never have to sleep" doesn't mean you aren't able to sleep ever. You just get to choose if you want to when you want to - which sounds fucking awesome. Easiest choice ever
4:24 so what you are talking about is basically the plot for Scythe but disease is no longer a problem but the overpopulation problem is still there, by the way the book is amazing.
Chilled take the derp crew down to knob creek. They're a range with saftey officers so you can shoot any gun ever safely. Go try it. It's not really scary once you try it.
*If you worked in close proximity to a co-worker all day* I would choose the music on repeat, for two reasons: 1) headphones exist, never said they had to share it with the world. 2) My grandpa told me he works with a guy who constantly smells of cat piss, but he doesn't know it. The guy's nose-blind, bc he's surrounded by it.
11:45 - "If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be... baby just let it be" or - "Small Town" by John Mellencamp I would end up strangling that person, because those songs would drive me crazy. PS: first question is extremely easy - lightsaber all the way. Advancement of science + personal enjoyment + the numerous applications that a lightsaber has heavily outweighs the life of one random African kid that would have died without your intervention anyway. A single lightsaber can save countless lives, and can be reverse engineered (hopefully) to bring about the beginning of real life Star Wars. No brainer.
chilled:*pulls out fake gun,saying people thought it was real.* me: you know what would be a funny joke if i were there? pretend to put the barrel in my mouth(more just outside,wouldn't want to "put my friends barrel in my mouth." not that there's anything wrong with that if it's all consensual,just not me y'know?) and pull the trigger. ze:*pulls trigger* gun:*fires* me: O_O well shit...that uh...huh...guess i'm glad i wasn't there to do that...then... also me:*imagines friend doing that and being ok,but in minor pain* also also me: *imagines LMAO* the lesson to be learned here folks, is don't be my friend, i'm an asshole.
For the ability to control your dreams or never have to sleep, i would pick never have to sleep, because it never said you CAN'T sleep, you just dont have to but you can if you want. Plus you have more time to work which means more money or you can spend more time playing games.
i already have full control over my dreams.... its called "lucid dreaming". sure if i go to far "off track" i sometimes wake myself up and if i go back to a place i was in the dream it may change... but i still like it. also, i like sleeping
Self defense a handgun is good for, but really only if you have a concealed carry license. And sure shotgun for home defense is good because no one will survive that at close range, but it's not that easy to clear rooms with unless you have a short barrel. Mainly because someone might grab the barrel as you enter the room.
I would say Cure Cancer because World Hunger is already not a issue really. Just some countries don't have the funds to feed their people. But as a Species we already have everything needed to weed every person on the planet twice over right? Cancer on the other hand is something that might never be actually cured.
@@davidvondoom2853 Yea. Because of all the mutations and how Cancer works it's not Curable to our Knowledge. Other than rewriting the genes themselves so that they won't turn cancerous. But we can treat it when it shows up.
An aunt had bone cancer which they said is the worst kind of cancer. Because it isn't detectable until it spreads to other parts of the body. It had already spread to her lungs by the time they detected it and by then was already too late. The prognosis was she only had less than a few months to live. She was gone in four.
This is my other opinion, if you choose to control your dreams, you will have the ability to stop yourself from waking up because you can decide to not end the dream, so you can basically be in your dream forever and live your life out in it, though in the real world you would appear to be in a coma and whatever family you have would be very worried. It's a selfish option but still pretty cool for you
What is reality but what we perceive? If you could control your dreams, who cares about making things "real"? They ARE real. As real as they need to be.
I'd pick the food one, less potential for corruption and greed to influence who gets the solution as it states the Cure for cancer not that you'd Eliminate Cancer from the world
"I always say im a good person, then this game happens, and I realize im not a good person." This may or may not be why I do not play this game myself. :P
At around 4:30 what ze is trying to say is, we are getting overpopulated already o our planet. The earth only has so much space and if we end up over populating it will hurt humanity more than one of these 2 choices alone.
The fact that Chilled implied he'd defend Jess without question even if he had moral issues with shooting someone is just... awww
Oh that's what he meant? I thought he was saying he wouldn't want her to see him murder someone
@@karlcardell1276 The scenario is if Chilled feels threatened, would he freeze up or not to kill the guy that threatens him. If Jess is there and also threatened, then Chilled wouldn't hesitate
Didn't a stranger show up at their house on horseback and Chilled left it up to Jess to deal with him? ...aren't they in Texas?
I love the face Ze makes when the gun accidentally fires and the fact that right before the gun goes off Chilled says “It’s a movie prop. It’s okay. It can’t fire.”
First question: dissect the lightsaber tech, make so much money that you can save a lot more than 1.
jablue no
By tech do you mean technology or technician
Take over the world seems more fun!
@@kashinimeyo both obviously
Kat Howard I’m down for dissecting a technician
Point of order: Curing cancer cures it for dogs too. Think of the dogs Chilly.
I like how chilled keeps asking Jess' position in all the scenarios, too cute
13:47 "My only option is to deepthroat it."
-ChilledChaos, 2019.
Also 4:20 o.O
8:27 I hate both you and Ze. You guys both did the same kind of joke and I jumped at both times. I still knew it was coming and I jumped.
dont hate them only feel complete and utter disappointment
9:40
I'd pick red, easily. I have Narcolepsy, so sleep dominates a huge percentage of my life. Being able to just NOT would be great.
McBehrer tell me about it. I’ve got it as well.
I just don't like sleeping, I could get a lot more done if I just didn't have to sleep.
4:50 ooooooh Ze. If only you knew what would happen in 2020
Just gonna appreciate how good-looking Chilled and Ze look in this video, damn
I'm watching this now and the plague conversation has me rolling
They saw the future...
2:54-2:56 - centuries of scientific/religious debate summed up perfectly.
8:26 That legit made be jump!
Same
Me too
I jumped but honestly I haven’t stopped laughing and I’m almost done the video
Wow! We learned, today, that Chilled has ankyloglossia, caused by an abnormal frenulum. He is literaly tongue tied! I guess I'll be more forgiving of the way he trips over his own words, from now on.
I didn't think about that, it makes so much sense now
I have it too, just not nearly as bad as his. Definitely makes speech harder, couldn't imagine talking like he does with the way his toung is. Mad props
Does it mean he can’t..you know.. 👅🐱?😹😹😹
@@tarra9 bahahaha, I'm so mad that youre right
I did when I was born but they cut it.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one judging Ze for saying “bops” 🤣
Ze watched too much acai lmao
oh man this plague talk... who's watching this in the covid times?
"WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A HIGH"
**CHILLED GRABBING THAT HANDGUN MENTIONED EARLIER IN THE VIDEO AND LOADING IT WITH MALICE**
4:51 and a few months later corona happened…
"My meat from their place to my place" - ChilledChaos 2019...Giggidy
Thank you for this video today chilled, todays been a really terrible day for me and 2 minutes in and it’s already cheering me up
4:53 Damn they knew too soon
Chilled you’re looking real slim. Whatever you’re doing keep doing it :)
Pop Flip two words: ring fit
meth?
Slim is a tad extreme but he has lost weight
Y’all really do overthink these Would you Rathers.
The plague talk has aged well
he predicted coronavirus at 4:53 sort of
Ze shooting himself legit scared the crap out of me.
0:16 STRONG start 0:33 IM NOT ANAKIN 1:30 you could claim self defense for this atleast 2:08 hope none have a knife 2:20 id plead insanity 2:50 Science..... *HEAVEN!!!* 4:10 gonna duck out of frame 5:33 saved the FIRST world , shithole countries anyway 6:25 then they have nothing to lose 6:50 son of a bitch hitler was cute , Fatler 8:00 prop handgun 8:23 FIRE 10:08 such a disney princess 11:30 what song would make you kill, Brittney Spears Toxic shrek soundtrack on vinyl 12:06 there were bops.... disappointment 13:18 definitely not a photoshop opportunity 13:24 FUCK IT HERE WE GO 13:35 toung tied
I love how most of these questions didn't involve killing anyone but the first thing this go to is killing someone no matter how round about it was to end up there lol
See we all know Galm wants to never sleep, or eat. He'd cherish it. Maybe then he'd get to finish all the LPs
12:30 oh my god, he said bops....I’m only 19 and he made me feel old....
This certainly aged well in the scheme of today's world
4:50 wow... topical... is Ze a savant?
You predicted COVID
It makes me happy that chilled knows about the 21 foot rule.
Hi seeing Chilled acknowledge they word Cis and mock trump in the same video has literally made my day
The 5 minute mark did not age well
9:32 "I sleep to get away from my shit" Same man😂☠
10:15 - "wow, you’re such a fucking disney princess." I might have laughed too much.
8:25 HAD ME DEAD I WAS SCARED THEN STARTING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Love this more then anything else you put on your channel! Do this again sir
" I'm looking to get my meat from their place to my place" - Chilled Chaos 2019
This whole video is just a way to have a good debate with someone... and I like a good debate
The gun firing at 8:25 scared the shit out of me!!!
That Nintendo switch fitness is doing wonders for him
"Never have to sleep" doesn't mean you aren't able to sleep ever. You just get to choose if you want to when you want to - which sounds fucking awesome. Easiest choice ever
4:24 so what you are talking about is basically the plot for Scythe but disease is no longer a problem but the overpopulation problem is still there, by the way the book is amazing.
13:49 - I'm the same with the inability to lick icecream properly so I usually just bite it.
Chilled take the derp crew down to knob creek. They're a range with saftey officers so you can shoot any gun ever safely. Go try it. It's not really scary once you try it.
13:50 Ze.exe has stopped responding. Would you like to send a Report?
*If you worked in close proximity to a co-worker all day*
I would choose the music on repeat, for two reasons:
1) headphones exist, never said they had to share it with the world.
2) My grandpa told me he works with a guy who constantly smells of cat piss, but he doesn't know it. The guy's nose-blind, bc he's surrounded by it.
Ze's logic sometimes 😆
11:45
- "If it's meant to be, it'll be, it'll be... baby just let it be"
or
- "Small Town" by John Mellencamp
I would end up strangling that person, because those songs would drive me crazy.
PS: first question is extremely easy - lightsaber all the way. Advancement of science + personal enjoyment + the numerous applications that a lightsaber has heavily outweighs the life of one random African kid that would have died without your intervention anyway. A single lightsaber can save countless lives, and can be reverse engineered (hopefully) to bring about the beginning of real life Star Wars. No brainer.
Lol. I'm judt going to just go ahead and blame you guys for covid. 🤷🏼♀️
4:03 I 100% agree with Ze on that one
great edit with the gun shooting. lol
11:23 I used to work at Hersheypark and I worked at a section where all they played was country music... It was tolerable after the first few weeks.
chilled:*pulls out fake gun,saying people thought it was real.*
me: you know what would be a funny joke if i were there? pretend to put the barrel in my mouth(more just outside,wouldn't want to "put my friends barrel in my mouth." not that there's anything wrong with that if it's all consensual,just not me y'know?) and pull the trigger.
ze:*pulls trigger*
gun:*fires*
me: O_O well shit...that uh...huh...guess i'm glad i wasn't there to do that...then...
also me:*imagines friend doing that and being ok,but in minor pain*
also also me: *imagines LMAO*
the lesson to be learned here folks, is don't be my friend, i'm an asshole.
Finding the cure for cancer could just mean you have it meaning you could do whatever you want with it like taking it with you to the grave
For the ability to control your dreams or never have to sleep, i would pick never have to sleep, because it never said you CAN'T sleep, you just dont have to but you can if you want. Plus you have more time to work which means more money or you can spend more time playing games.
R Kelly thought the third graders were paying customers too 😂😂😂
You've clearly never watched a loved one die from cancer. Id pick a cure for cancer every time without question
Child has lot a lot of wait and looks good. Keep up the good works man
Those Texas jokes man... you’ll get the lifestyle one day.
i already have full control over my dreams.... its called "lucid dreaming". sure if i go to far "off track" i sometimes wake myself up and if i go back to a place i was in the dream it may change... but i still like it. also, i like sleeping
4:35 I completely agree with Ze 🤷♀️
Baby Hitler was actually quite cute, and his father punishes him severely. See Oversimplied for the video.
Ze really doesnt get using hand quotations does he lol with the cancer vs world hunger question that was just a horrific use lmao
8:26 oh, that actually made me jump lol.
You can hold a sawed off with one hand
Did Ze and Chilled just sum up the Deadpool 2 after credits scene?
_Come mister tally man_
_Come tally me banana..._
*...*smacks forehead*
OH! Okay. Now I get it.
Three neighbors pets, could be kids gold fish... "their just sleeping"
I've shot a shotgun recreationally and I want to shoot a hand gun in the same way
Home defence I'd pick the shotgun
Self-defense hand gun.
Self defense a handgun is good for, but really only if you have a concealed carry license. And sure shotgun for home defense is good because no one will survive that at close range, but it's not that easy to clear rooms with unless you have a short barrel. Mainly because someone might grab the barrel as you enter the room.
Chilled is getting swol from all the pushups we make him do over at twitch lol
Between curing cancer and fixing world hunger, I would choose curing cancer because every country is affected by cancer
I would say Cure Cancer because World Hunger is already not a issue really. Just some countries don't have the funds to feed their people. But as a Species we already have everything needed to weed every person on the planet twice over right? Cancer on the other hand is something that might never be actually cured.
@@redholm It's true. We have the ability to end world hunger, we just don't. Cancer doesn't have a solution (that we're publicly aware of).
@@davidvondoom2853 Yea. Because of all the mutations and how Cancer works it's not Curable to our Knowledge. Other than rewriting the genes themselves so that they won't turn cancerous. But we can treat it when it shows up.
An aunt had bone cancer which they said is the worst kind of cancer. Because it isn't detectable until it spreads to other parts of the body. It had already spread to her lungs by the time they detected it and by then was already too late. The prognosis was she only had less than a few months to live. She was gone in four.
Ze is just gamer Thanos
This is my other opinion, if you choose to control your dreams, you will have the ability to stop yourself from waking up because you can decide to not end the dream, so you can basically be in your dream forever and live your life out in it, though in the real world you would appear to be in a coma and whatever family you have would be very worried. It's a selfish option but still pretty cool for you
I didn't know tongue-tied in that sense was a thing. The more you know
What is reality but what we perceive? If you could control your dreams, who cares about making things "real"? They ARE real. As real as they need to be.
3:50 *All aboard the Hell Express*
I'd pick the food one, less potential for corruption and greed to influence who gets the solution as it states the Cure for cancer not that you'd Eliminate Cancer from the world
Ze’s thinking for world hunger and cancer cure is closely similar to mine...
"I always say im a good person, then this game happens, and I realize im not a good person."
This may or may not be why I do not play this game myself. :P
For the last question, I would have chosen blue just for the joke of it.
4:34 When did Ze become purple with a compulsive need to make all people equal through genocide?
Thing with finding a cure for cancer...you're only finding it, nobody says you have to tell anyone about it.
You should ask Bruce and Brandon Lee about the safety of movie prop guns.
Look up Jon-Eric Hexum. Pretty boy model becomes actor. Plays with gun on set because its loaded with blanks. Puts gun to temple, pulls trigger.
Would you rather be drop dead, devastatingly gorgeous OR smart...
6:05
Me when its no nut november...
@5:00 not them jinxing covid
With the more people thing, you also end up with more people who can find a solution to those problems you're talking about.
Even though they didn't include it in this video, I would've chosen Topanga (BMW/GMW) over Pam (Office)
5:02 *2020 enters the chat*
At around 4:30 what ze is trying to say is, we are getting overpopulated already o our planet. The earth only has so much space and if we end up over populating it will hurt humanity more than one of these 2 choices alone.
With the world hunger or cancer question, you can also say that you will be much more popular (and rich) in first world countries than third world.
Ze casually playing with a gun
*A movie prop
8:25 I can't believe Ze fucking died
Ze is Human Thanos
Chilled is Animal Thanos
Chilled needs to hear the Britney Spears - Toxic Aesop Rock mashup.
I don't know what to do about the banana one, I'm allergic to bananas.
Why is Ze still so god damn beautiful