" Jerry let's face it, I've always been handicapped. Now I'm just getting the recognition for it". Has to be one of my most favorite lines of the whole series
Both of the scenes with that song in the series were among my favorites. The montage of George acting like he was handicapped around the office, and that montage of Kramer pretending to be a businessman lol
The older I get and the more I watch the show I realize how incredibly funny the show was and how Jason Alexander was one of the best parts of that show
Yeah, Seinfeld himself is rather overrated. Actually, I find him kind of boring if I re-watch the old episodes. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander were the best imho.
@@bsvenss2I like him. Having him as ‘normal’ makes the other characters funnier in contrast, that’s a super common technique in comedy, and a lot of people’s favourite. Another good example is Micheal in Arrested Development, you could argue his character is ‘boring’ but it’s deliberate because it creates friction and helps further exaggerate the comedic traits of the more overdramatic characters!
@@bsvenss2I agree but Seinfeld is playing the "straight man" you need someone "boring" and bland like him for all of the other zany characters to play off of. I actually find his non acting has a certain charm when I re watch.
That's because George was based on Larry David, who was the real soul of the show. Jerry doesn't have that kind of bent in his brain to come up with these characters and stories.
That Rascal scooter was purchased from a company called Electric Mobility in Mantua NJ, I worked there during that time and the company was beyond thrilled that their product was gonna be on Seinfeld....sales went through the roof after that....I was making Lawyer type money as a sales rep after that episode
They were too busy giving Emmys to cheesecake actresses like Christina Applegate. That alone should tell you that it is not based on talent and sheerly on looks.
@@SuperN1ntendoChalmers Not always. Jim Parsons won an Emmy for Sheldon Cooper and Antony Starr, despite having a pretty boy face, hasn't even been nominated for his performance as Homelander on The Boys.
@@suburbantimewaster9620 You must have missed the part where I said talent, something Christina Applegate did not have. Jim Parsons is one of the best actors I have ever seen. Jim is a pretty boy by the way. I do not know of Antony Starr, so I can not say anything about him. Maybe others outshined him in their series?
A couple of little trivia notes: That line about him feeling like a gargoyle is a nod to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, where Jason played one of the gargoyles. The woman carrying him down the hall played the Klingon ship's first officer in Star Trek V.
@@boltzmannbrain6607found the name, Spice Williams Crosby. Yeah she's been doing bodybuilding since her 20s. Black belt. Married to the guy who produced and wrote hacksaw ridge.
She played a Klingon in a Star Trek movie, a very grownup lady. Jason as a scifi fan has guest starred in Star Trek and other such shows too, he probably knew her already through his scifi involvement.
the thing is, how hard is it to stay in character? If I was in George's position i would be paranoid about losing a good job, i'd be faking it everywhere. Instead he's pretend sword-fighting in his own office. Doesn't even remember which leg is bad.. He's just brazen about it
@@Eralen00 This happens every time something goes his way just a bit too much. George has the unfortunate habit of getting cocky and arrogant about it until it blows up in his face. He can't help but get smug about it.
George really should have been more careful. I'm reminded of something Mark Twain said: "if you're telling the truth, you don't have to have a good memory". On her show, Judge Judy used that quote a lot.
Jerry hearing the beep outside his door and George rolling in when he opens it saying “well you’re not gonna believe what happened” is one of the most underrated Seinfeld moments of all time.
The motor scooter “chase” scene has to be one of the funniest sequences in sitcom history, the low speed, the music, the foot traffic walking past them normally, LOL
The funny thing about George is as low down dirty he can be he does things that we all wonder if we can pull off. I seriously contemplated sleeping under my desk before that episode came along lol
the lady that said "get the bikes" around 4:12 played michael scotts grandmother in the office when he went to his grandmothers investing club at the nursing home to fund the michael scott paper company.
Last night I watched an episode of Seinfeld where George's employer thought he was handicapped and decided to help George out with his handicap by giving him a personal bathroom, and installing stairlifts for him; eventually got him a Rascal - a motorized wheelchair. Well, this episode not only got me belly laughing but it also reminded me of an experience I had at Sam's Club. After parking my car I greeted an elderly disabled woman who was loading her purchases. I offered to help her with her packages. She declined the help loading her car but asked if I could take her Rascal back to the store for her. Of course I said yes but as soon as I got into the Rascal I realized that it was ridiculously slow; it really struggled to go up the slight incline in the parking lot, heading to the store's front doors. I also realized how nice people were to me as I made my way up the parking lot. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. People moved out of the way; cars stopped to allow me to cross the roadway and when I finally arrived at the front door some guy offered to give me a ride back to my car! I thanked him but explained that I wasn't handicapped and that I was just doing a good deed for a real handicapped person. I could tell by the look on his face that he didn't believe me so I limped back to the car.
same thing happened to me when i bought a scooter for my dad in Montreal. I had to get it from the showroom to my appartment (where my car was parked) about 10 blocks and so of course rode it there. Same thing happened. Moses would have been jealous. Even though i was 40 at the time, every one was buying the idea that i was scooter-ridden. Smiling, getting out of the way, saying sweet greetings. For 10 blocks i was the King of Montreal. The sidewalk was my oyster. If i had a little more nerve i would have ridden into the bagel shop and tried to get a free lunch.
Thats one strong woman carrying George! Im ok with George getting "recognition" any which way he can 😂😂😂 The writing/gags are genius - "You mugged Stephen Hawking?" "You'll be going straight to hell at 3 miles an hour" 😀😀😀
This comment is a great example of how people who think LD solely was responsible for the show's greatness and that the last two seasons aren't great don't know what they're talking about
@@matthewriley7826 then when they tried to sweat him out!🤣 Jerry,they've downgraded me to some sort of Bunker. "If anyone needs me, tell them I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE!"
It was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer and David Mandel. Larry David quit at Season 7, didn't write for Season 8, and only wrote the finale for Season 9.
@@labodeguita9573 Seinfeld's crew of writers don't get the recognition they deserve! They were awesome too and many times all that Larry and Jerry had to do was polish the jokes or intertwine the storylines.
This episode is called “The butter shave” if anyone wants to know 👍🏼 One of my top 5 Seinfeld episodes. I also LOVE “The fire” and “The dinner party” 😆🤣😂 🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇
Wow, I just now noticed that the old lady who says "get the bikes!" is the "sweet old lady" who robbed Lloyd after he insulted her in "Dumb and Dumber".
" Jerry let's face it, I've always been handicapped. Now I'm just getting the recognition for it". Has to be one of my most favorite lines of the whole series
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@MrParkerman6 Until the law gets hold of him....or someone see him walking without the cane. Won't be pleasant at all.
*a true genius*
No shite..genius.
@@MrParkerman6 *” I’m just not “
George working so hard to avoid work is one of the funniest storylines in Seinfeld.
Story of my life
If he put half as much effort into doing his work as elaborate schemes to avoid work, he'd probably be a lot better off, lol.
@@yellowblanka6058like all Trump supporters
^that was completely off topic.
@@CalvinLee606 always on topic
“You know how hard it’s getting to just tell people I know you?” 🤣🤣🤣
I use that line with one guy I know all the time
I look in the mirror and say that daily!🤣
@@blackbird5634then don't tell yourself that. Heck, I'm not sure I know myself.
great line
Got 2 people I use that line for...🙄 don't ask....
i like how play now was literally one of the nicest workplaces and george completely broke them just by being george
Kramerica and their experimental ball of oil certainly didn’t help.
And eventually bankrupted them.
I love how the Seinfeld wiki officially calls George a sociopath
Least he's not a genocide enabler like the actor who portrays him.
That’s because they want to be as accurate as possible 😂
But George didnt aspire for money or power. He just wanted to get by doing as little as possible
@@jaya1000 We can all relate...
@@thealgerian3285Hollywood and Jews
George riding that stair climber to the tune of "Morning Train" is one of my family's favorite scenes from the entire series
Yes. One of my fav episodes.
Both of the scenes with that song in the series were among my favorites. The montage of George acting like he was handicapped around the office, and that montage of Kramer pretending to be a businessman lol
I play this song in my head on my way to work 😅
Elaine also had one, when she was pretending to be a janitor to get chinese food delivered. @@natalierogers9510
Same!!
"Well it must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour."
I’m a rascal, in my Little Rascal”
One of the best comebacks I have ever heard😂
The older I get and the more I watch the show I realize how incredibly funny the show was and how Jason Alexander was one of the best parts of that show
Same. I hated this show as a kid when my parents would watch it. Years later, I get it now. The mirror, right/wrong thing was hilarious.
Yeah, Seinfeld himself is rather overrated. Actually, I find him kind of boring if I re-watch the old episodes. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander were the best imho.
@@bsvenss2I like him. Having him as ‘normal’ makes the other characters funnier in contrast, that’s a super common technique in comedy, and a lot of people’s favourite. Another good example is Micheal in Arrested Development, you could argue his character is ‘boring’ but it’s deliberate because it creates friction and helps further exaggerate the comedic traits of the more overdramatic characters!
@@bsvenss2I agree but Seinfeld is playing the "straight man" you need someone "boring" and bland like him for all of the other zany characters to play off of. I actually find his non acting has a certain charm when I re watch.
That's because George was based on Larry David, who was the real soul of the show. Jerry doesn't have that kind of bent in his brain to come up with these characters and stories.
That Rascal scooter was purchased from a company called Electric Mobility in Mantua NJ, I worked there during that time and the company was beyond thrilled that their product was gonna be on Seinfeld....sales went through the roof after that....I was making Lawyer type money as a sales rep after that episode
What did you sell, the 4V? 🤭
That woman has some serious strength to be be able to carry George and make it look effortless.
I was thinking same thing. She must be jacked
You overestimate George's size... he's miniscule
That's Spice Williams, a well known wrestler/bodybuilder/actress. She's been doing bit parts in movies and TV for decades.
@@Zartoo_3rd_Overlord_ofBlargon7Amazing! Thanks for the info.
Most likely, she isn't differently advantaged
How the hell Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for his role as George is beyond me.
Have you heard his Twilight Zone Irishman? You start to understand.
They were too busy giving Emmys to cheesecake actresses like Christina Applegate. That alone should tell you that it is not based on talent and sheerly on looks.
He didn't miss anything. Didn't need it.
@@SuperN1ntendoChalmers Not always. Jim Parsons won an Emmy for Sheldon Cooper and Antony Starr, despite having a pretty boy face, hasn't even been nominated for his performance as Homelander on The Boys.
@@suburbantimewaster9620 You must have missed the part where I said talent, something Christina Applegate did not have. Jim Parsons is one of the best actors I have ever seen. Jim is a pretty boy by the way. I do not know of Antony Starr, so I can not say anything about him. Maybe others outshined him in their series?
The motorcar chase at the end is how I imagine the fast and furious series are going to end up being like
🤣🤣
Fast 30 coming in 2050
@@PJVids83 maybe featuring the ghosts of Paul Walker and Clint Eastwood, if he is not still kicking then. Otherwise, he would definitely pass on it.
Yeah, no longer “fast and furious” but more like ‘brisk and peeved”
Don't give them any ideas!!!
He truly deserved that bite of hickory at the end 😂😂😂
"Eat hickory!!!"
Underrated line
That was a perfect cut scream as well
hahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A couple of little trivia notes:
That line about him feeling like a gargoyle is a nod to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, where Jason played one of the gargoyles.
The woman carrying him down the hall played the Klingon ship's first officer in Star Trek V.
Love all these little facts!!!😊
I could tell shes a bodybuilder
@@boltzmannbrain6607 Apparently she can fireman's carry a 300 lbs. man over her head.
I noticed George mentioned the gargoyle and instantly thought of Hunchback of Notre Dame. Love the little details they sneak in.
@@boltzmannbrain6607found the name, Spice Williams Crosby. Yeah she's been doing bodybuilding since her 20s. Black belt. Married to the guy who produced and wrote hacksaw ridge.
"GET THE BIKES" the writing was always gold lol
Eat hickory!
1:58 Are we gonna ignore how physically strong that woman is?
She's a body builder that's why.
@@alfredobadillo2415 Back when TV used real live shots . Now they would just use some CGI to make woman carry an adult "portly fellow"
Weeeeaaaak! 😆
She played a Klingon in a Star Trek movie, a very grownup lady. Jason as a scifi fan has guest starred in Star Trek and other such shows too, he probably knew her already through his scifi involvement.
What's the woman's name?
One of the funniest episodes in tv history
"I feel like a gargoyle"
Gets to play a gargoyle in Disney's The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
Lmao I was just thinking that
Nice touch to his role as Hugo in the hunchback of notre dame
1:36 What I say to my family every day 😂
I love how George just folded on this one when he got caught cause there was absolutely no way he could lie his way out of it
the thing is, how hard is it to stay in character? If I was in George's position i would be paranoid about losing a good job, i'd be faking it everywhere. Instead he's pretend sword-fighting in his own office. Doesn't even remember which leg is bad.. He's just brazen about it
@@Eralen00 This happens every time something goes his way just a bit too much. George has the unfortunate habit of getting cocky and arrogant about it until it blows up in his face. He can't help but get smug about it.
@@Eralen00Yes, that's part of his character as well, he's too cocky to keep it going. Self sabotage.
George really should have been more careful. I'm reminded of something Mark Twain said: "if you're telling the truth, you don't have to have a good memory". On her show, Judge Judy used that quote a lot.
it never gets old. lmao
i love how in sitcoms the main characters could be screaming at the top of their lungs but nobody around pays them any attention
0:35 the exact moment where the little remains of George Constanza ethics disappear in favor of a private bathroom
Jerry hearing the beep outside his door and George rolling in when he opens it saying “well you’re not gonna believe what happened” is one of the most underrated Seinfeld moments of all time.
“You mugged Steven Hawking?”
@@12Blueacethat smart bastard had it comin!
Jerry "HE DROVE A CAR WITH NO ARMS!" CLASSIC GOLD!!!
“AND HE HATED ME ANYWAY!!!!!!!”😂
I laugh everytime!
I wonder why😂
4:57 - That’s a perfect cut off 😅
Any time I’ve gotten caught in a lie I always hear “are you a religious man sir?” in my head
George saying “let’s face it I’ve always been handicapped” … I felt that!
The motor scooter “chase” scene has to be one of the funniest sequences in sitcom history, the low speed, the music, the foot traffic walking past them normally, LOL
The funny thing about George is as low down dirty he can be he does things that we all wonder if we can pull off.
I seriously contemplated sleeping under my desk before that episode came along lol
The guy who is tripped by the cane is like something out of a mentos commercial 😂
I love how they picture george as a loser, yet he is living his best life most of the time
GET THE BIKES!
😂😂😂
George costanza and Al bundy, the greatest men to ever live
Not to hear TheRump tell it…
They used this beautiful Sheena Easton song twice in this series. Both of them were epic sequences.
"That's what makes this so difficult."
😉
Old man Leland is busting his hump over those reports.
I think the other one was when Kramer went to work.
What are you hassling me for? You know this is my crazy time of year!
@@fromthehaven94 Serenity now!!!
"Straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour" 🤣
Lmfao he's got that chick carrying him around like a baby, that's fucking hilarious
"Well it must be comforting knowing you'll be going straight to Hell at no more than three miles an hour."
"Eat hickory!"
WE'LL
BE
RIGHT
BACK
@1:46 "9 to 5 (Morning train)", such a beautiful pop tune from a lovely scottish girl, Ms Sheena Easton :)
George Costanza was the best character by far.
Heyyy what about cosmo??
@@ricardoferreira2038 nah he was annoying
@@chuckselvage3157 really? Why you think that Cosmo was annoying?
@@ricardoferreira2038 he just was I thought Costanza was way more funnier IMO.
“Well, you’re not gonna believe what happened.”
“You mugged Stephen Hawking?”
the lady that said "get the bikes" around 4:12 played michael scotts grandmother in the office when he went to his grandmothers investing club at the nursing home to fund the michael scott paper company.
1:15 His riff here is top tier George
especially Jerry's response "he drove a car with no arms?" and then george saying alright I made up the part about the car. absolutely hilarious 😂
1:43 “I feel like a gargoyle” Gargoyle? I see what you did there.
This just downright extremely funny! I watched it 10 times over and over and just about died laughing! THIS SHOW ROCKS!!!!
This isn’t even the craziest thing he ever did
😃
George in 2021 in response to Sienfeld catching him in a lie..." "He had a Tesla"
Last night I watched an episode of Seinfeld where George's employer thought he was handicapped and decided to help George out with his handicap by giving him a personal bathroom, and installing stairlifts for him; eventually got him a Rascal - a motorized wheelchair.
Well, this episode not only got me belly laughing but it also reminded me of an experience I had at Sam's Club. After parking my car I greeted an elderly disabled woman who was loading her purchases. I offered to help her with her packages. She declined the help loading her car but asked if I could take her Rascal back to the store for her. Of course I said yes but as soon as I got into the Rascal I realized that it was ridiculously slow; it really struggled to go up the slight incline in the parking lot, heading to the store's front doors. I also realized how nice people were to me as I made my way up the parking lot. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. People moved out of the way; cars stopped to allow me to cross the roadway and when I finally arrived at the front door some guy offered to give me a ride back to my car! I thanked him but explained that I wasn't handicapped and that I was just doing a good deed for a real handicapped person. I could tell by the look on his face that he didn't believe me so I limped back to the car.
same thing happened to me when i bought a scooter for my dad in Montreal. I had to get it from the showroom to my appartment (where my car was parked) about 10 blocks and so of course rode it there. Same thing happened. Moses would have been jealous. Even though i was 40 at the time, every one was buying the idea that i was scooter-ridden. Smiling, getting out of the way, saying sweet greetings. For 10 blocks i was the King of Montreal. The sidewalk was my oyster. If i had a little more nerve i would have ridden into the bagel shop and tried to get a free lunch.
Thats one strong woman carrying George! Im ok with George getting "recognition" any which way he can 😂😂😂
The writing/gags are genius - "You mugged Stephen Hawking?" "You'll be going straight to hell at 3 miles an hour" 😀😀😀
George is a legend!
My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then 😆 as he's riding up the steps lmao. That part always kills me lol
George drives a car.😂And he probably takes advantage of handicap parking.
2:31 NASA spokesman's explanation for shadows going different directions in 'moon landing' footage
The absolute brilliance of Larry David the writer. At his best the single greatest comedic writer in TV history.
Bruh, the description says this is S9E1. Larry David was not involved in Seasons 8 and 9 except for the series finale.
His point still stands
@@DavidPigbody it really doesn't when the comment clearly and erroneously thinks that the hilarity of this clip is due to Larry David's brilliance.
This comment is a great example of how people who think LD solely was responsible for the show's greatness and that the last two seasons aren't great don't know what they're talking about
Are you a religious man, sir?
@@MrParkerman6 EAT HICKORY!!
No
Right, wrong, right, wrong, right--right!--wrong
😂😂😂
Hey that's Gordon Jump. I didn't even notice in the 90's.
The "Morning Train" montage is amazing.
George rant about the armless guys always gets me 😂
2:00 That's one strong and beautiful lady.
Gotta say, seeing how George behaved when he pretended to be handicapped, I can see why they all started to hate him after the truth was revealed.
I loved the little battle of wills George had with the whole company. Him refusing to quit, them not being able to fire him and can’t stand him.
@@matthewriley7826 then when they tried to sweat him out!🤣 Jerry,they've downgraded me to some sort of Bunker. "If anyone needs me, tell them I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE!"
as a handicapped Seinfeld fan this is actually pretty funny lol
This sums up George perfectly
Deserved an OSCAR for this George
It was television, so it would be an Emmy. Oscars are for movies.
@@danieldougan269 focus on the bigger picture n intent
Larry David definitely wrote this storyline. This is such Larry David humor🤣🤣
It was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer and David Mandel. Larry David quit at Season 7, didn't write for Season 8, and only wrote the finale for Season 9.
@@labodeguita9573 Pretty much what this guy said
@@labodeguita9573 Seinfeld's crew of writers don't get the recognition they deserve! They were awesome too and many times all that Larry and Jerry had to do was polish the jokes or intertwine the storylines.
This episode is called “The butter shave” if anyone wants to know 👍🏼
One of my top 5 Seinfeld episodes.
I also LOVE “The fire” and “The dinner party” 😆🤣😂
🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇
I loved the really dark endings like this, or the one where Newman is burning alive inside the flaming vehicle.
“Must be comforting to know you’ll be going to hell at no more than three miles an hour.” 😂
Best episode. George riding up the stairs to my baby takes the morning train
Larry David must have loved the script writing for this.😂
This was season 9. Larry David left the show for seasons 8-9 (except the finale)
I can only imagine the writing.. "George trips a co-worker at the ankle by the hook end of his cane as him and his colleagues laugh and shake hands"
"Get the bikes!"
It's Mr. Horton from the bicycle shop! Run!!!!!
The moment the guy said "private bathroom," George was going to do whatever it took to keep that job.
George's mirror explanation is classic.
This man was sick 😂😂
Absolutely one of the funniest scenes of Seinfeld
This clip cuts off at the absolutely perfect time.
"Hello Marjorie, George Costanza here. If Mr. Tomasulo needs me, you can tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!!"
Thanks for uploading
"Get the bikes!" 😂
Wow, I just now noticed that the old lady who says "get the bikes!" is the "sweet old lady" who robbed Lloyd after he insulted her in "Dumb and Dumber".
Asians and old people, the most often recycled actors.
I cannot even describe the words to say how much I love this
This is awesome...when you look aggravated you look busy...lol
Gordon Jump would have made a great boss for George. Too bad he was only in two episodes.
George asked if he was a religious man because he was going to say it was a miracle LOL.
One of the best scenes of this episode is when George beeps at Jerry w/ an expecting smug look on his face.
my friends and I have been doing a beep and looking at each other with that over the glasses look since that episode came out! freaking hilarious
this episode is top tier
The last joke’s even funnier since Gordon Jump was a famously religious man
You mugged Stephen Hawking? I’m deaddd hahaha
I like how they used the same music as when Kramer got a job.
I love this show!🎉🎉🎉🎉
The line about feeling like a gargoyle is especially funny when you remember he voiced a gargoyle in Hunchback of Notre Dame lol
I violated parole im across country partyinggggg
Get the bikes!
Whatcha got there the 4 volt? I did ya a favor😂😂😂😂
I wish to be like George one day the older i get his methods in life God bless George 😎🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember, he never pretended to be, he simply did as he was expected to do.