Me: “What are you guys doing? Wait, why is that traffic light stuck on the yellow light blinking? I thought that was for the traffic lights on a road with only one lane. Is it broken?”
4:42 Axel Rod: I hope you win today… McQueen: Really? Axel Rod: HA! No! McQueen: So getting beat tomorrow… Axel Rod: Ok yeah, have fun with that! …AHHH!!! *And gets run over by McQueen*
The voice splicing and visual gags were very well done in this one, I especially loved the argument about flamethrowers and Doc pulling his McMissile gun on McQueen xD
That opening was really good, I like how you lowered the quality so McQueen would match the pixellation of the original, your choice of voice clips was superb, and then at the end of the whole video we see the scene that led to the transmission. It all wraps together in a nice package
2:47 what an inspirational piece of music. When he said "what is *WA SA BI* "I began to tear up. Nothing has ever made me feel this way in my life. Definitely adding to my playlist
Ahhh, Qwistoff has done it again. I love that he doesn’t rely on curse words and inappropriate jokes to make a great YTP. He’s the true master when it comes to YTPs. (Great work on this YTP Sequel, Qwistoff!)
He is no master. He's not even THAT great. However, his redeeming quality is the amount of effort he puts into editing. Dont overhype YTPers unless you've seen them all. I bet if you watched any Cars YTP Collab, you'd change your mind. Stop being ignorant.
Screw you. Collabs are not even good anymore. All those other ytpers get a lot of attention because of the cursing and inappropriate jokes. Qwistoff is NOT that.
I met Floyd Sherr, the voice of Fillmore and Professor Z's ship in Cars 2, and he said he got the part because John Lasseter was a huge fan of a docuseries called Modern Marvels, which Mr. Sherr narrated, and that he would put it on every morning while he worked out on his treadmill. Such great work Qwist.
1:46 - 2:02 that's by far the best part of the whole poop and no one it's talking about it! And then the Rusteze add just left me with no breath. That minute it's gold!
If McQueen's IQ kept dropping by the second in this YTP, imagine what it's gonna be like when the next Kachows video comes out. I've no idea how it will be. Also, with Miles Axlerod getting munched on by the dinosaur, everyone's been saved a lot of trouble at the Grand Prix. I also loved Doc Hudson coming out of nowhere at the end. That was really funny.
This had me laughing SO HARD I had tears in my eyes! Miles is a jerk, Lightning McQueen is held captive by the Lemons and becoming one of them, and the part where Mack crashed his and Sally's date had me screaming! Yeah, Fillmore is an embarrassment, poor Sarge XDDD also might I add Doc looked GREAT in that hat!
Holly: YOU CANT FIRE ME, I QUIT! Finn: YOU CANT QUIT, I QUIT! H: YOU CANT QUIT, YOURE A FROG! F: YOU CANT FROG ME, YOURE MY WIFE! H: IM NOT YOUR WIFE, YOURE MY WIFE! F: Oh, hey honey, how was work? H: Pretty good, but I quit my job! F: You cant quit your job, you’re FIRED! H: AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!
0:42 Breaking News! Literal human child, all the way from Japan, holding a monochrome teddy bear that’s black on its left side with a weird shaped red eye and white on its right side with a black eye, and on its left side, the mouth extends with teeth, which is very rare in a world of living cars, going off on that guy with the monocle! When questioned about her teddy bear, the bear seemed to be alive, and it punched a random car, and the girl said that the bear wasn’t a teddy bear, even though it had the same shape and form of a teddy bear, and when a reporter asked the bear for his name, he answered: “Well, I’m not surprised that you guys don’t know me, certainly not since this is a world where everyone is cars instead of humans! My name is Monokuma!” The girl had a shallow scratch on her arm, and there was a puddle of what she called blood dripping from the scratch onto the ground, and when asked what blood is, she said it’s what keeps humans alive, and usually, it’s red, but her blood, according to Monokuma’s logic, was a magenta color. After that, she went back to chewing out the same car she was yelling at when she was interrupted by the reporters. One of the things she said, while hitting him with a frying pan, was this: “NOT THE MAMA!”
This is want I wanted out of a sequel to Kachows, this was absolutely brilliant Qwistoff! (I can't believe Lightning is dead, now we are never getting Kachows 3 cause of this!)
*Ahhh MATER DONT LEAVE ME HERE IM BEING HELD HERE AGAINST MY WILL AND I NEED YOU TOO CALL MY TEAM SO THEY CAN COME RESCUE ME* *final words before dying*
I thought the original was hilarious, but this is beyond *hysterical!* I was goofily laughing the whole way through! Stellar work as always, Qwistoff! "i KnOw WhAt I'm DoInG!!!!"
Song Name: (untitled) Location: 2:45 Length: 1 minutes 13 seconds What is he talking about? What is Wasabae? WASABI WHAT? WASABI WASABEI? No No No No WASABI What is WASABI? Oh same old same old What's up with you? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IF? Mater He Created All He Created allinol Mater May-Mater He Created allinol (WHAT?) May-May-May-May-May-Mater (What is he talking about?) He Created allinol (WASABI!) WASABI WHAT? WASABI No No No No WASABI That's it!
Love it Qwistoff, I think I was one of the peeps who actually suggested you'd do this so thank you for taking my request. By the way, this made my IQ drop by the second.
Everytime i watch Qwistoff videos my iq drops by the second
I Lost The IQs Because Of You
Well I already used all my IQ to sue the queen. Also my name is Queen.
Your IQ is dropping by the second! YOU'RE BECOMING ONE OF UUUUUS!
@@Pr0t4t0 alr
Mater, HE CREATED ALLINOL
4:50 I think you just added 20 years to my life-span with this one, thanks!
I love how he secretly sneaks in inappropriate jokes, while still being mostly family friendly.
The more he puts in the more funny it is.
Don't fight over me
*proceeds to fight over her*
lets hope he remains fam friendly
@@SamOfTheSmokies76 i hope so too, don’t like inapoopoo jokes .-.
let's hope it's fam friendly at all times 🙂
Thr fact that Doc was a mafia boss is a surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.
(Unless your McQueen)
Huh? A mafia boss. Kinda like Crimson from Helluva Boss.
A surprise to be sure.. but a welcome one
Isn’t that something that emperor Palpatine says?
0:50 -Lighting McQueen most be found at all cost!!
- HE'S DEAD YOU IDIOT!!!!
-NOOOOOOOO!!!!
You crack me really good there
0:50 Lightning McQueen Must Be Found At All Cost He’s Dead You IDIOT!!!! Noooo!
0:55 NOOOOO!
Time for an obligatory Owen Wilson "wow."
0:56 What is this Place
IDK
wOw.
😆😂
@@RingLeaderCircusSins40 years ago that 40 years interstate didn't exist 40 years ago.
"Every third blink is a conspiracy man.."
-Fillmore, 2023
"Philmore, you embarrass me."
Me: “What are you guys doing? Wait, why is that traffic light stuck on the yellow light blinking? I thought that was for the traffic lights on a road with only one lane. Is it broken?”
2:11 after years STROMBOLI finally has a job.
How come he is a judge after all he was a puppeteer but he got fired and he got a new job as a court judge
4:42
Axel Rod: I hope you win today…
McQueen: Really?
Axel Rod: HA! No!
McQueen: So getting beat tomorrow…
Axel Rod: Ok yeah, have fun with that! …AHHH!!! *And gets run over by McQueen*
Mc queen gets eaten
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mater are these considered lemons?
Boo
That part almost kills me.
Ah, Qwistoff. You've outdone yourself again!
(Also the wasabi remix was a bop)
As usual, another unique and catchy remix 😊
Yes
Timestamp is 2:46 for those who want to hear it
It’s a bop
“Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!”
“He’s dead you idiot!”
“NO”
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
@@jurgen1395 oi
it's not "NO!!", it's "RAAAAWWWRGGHHHHH!!"
2:23 is pretty accurate to every Qwistoff video
San francesco: wha-A A A A A A A A A A A AT IS HA A A A A A A A A A A A A PENING
2:22 WHAT IS HAPPENING!?1!?! 🤯🤯
The voice splicing and visual gags were very well done in this one, I especially loved the argument about flamethrowers and Doc pulling his McMissile gun on McQueen xD
1:42 Dinosaurs reference is appreciated.
Rip them in the finale
that that was their last announcement xoxoxoxox
5:27 Doc is the mafia boss
5:26
“Truth is… the game was rigged from the start…” 5:35
That's how mafia works
1:30 the amount of shock and betrayal on Lightning’s face here has got me shook
This part was hilarious! 😂
1:32
0:01 macqueen jumpscare
That opening was really good, I like how you lowered the quality so McQueen would match the pixellation of the original, your choice of voice clips was superb, and then at the end of the whole video we see the scene that led to the transmission. It all wraps together in a nice package
3:19, smoothest transition I have ever seen!
It's fake type
He was taking to me!
NO HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!
@@ThiagoCentral**smashes through window**
@@YoungMrBlue Made My Life Better! 😎👍
2:47 what an inspirational piece of music. When he said "what is *WA SA BI* "I began to tear up. Nothing has ever made me feel this way in my life. Definitely adding to my playlist
When I first saw this comment I was like what is he talking about, and then everything fell into place lol
Mater! Ma- Mater! 👀 He created Allinol!
That’s it
How is your grandfather?
That’s rat a tat writer by fake type check the link mate
1:40
Car TV Host: Tonight, on The Mel Dorado show
Axelrod: Dead Dinosuar
Dinosaur: 😱
Mater: What happened to the dinosaurs, now?
They all know what happened to the dinosaurs. Dead.
**Tyrannosaurus Roar**
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Axelrod Screams* *Dinosaur eats Axelrod*
4:06
McQueen: Mater! I lost the race because of you! 😡
Mater: That's funny right there! 😄
McQueen: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 😱
Made me laugh!
4:10 Lighting Screamed like Marv!!🤣
4:03 omfg- I never thought I’d see this day. A notice me senpai meme in Qwistoff’s video. And yet here I am, and I love it so much 😂
You know what? Me neither
So....not only is Doc still alive...but he now is part of the mob....huh
0:12 When my teacher sees I only have answered 2 questions after 2 days of work time on the test...
The teacher: hohohooooaaaaa
3:55 Qwistoff ytp reason for making this sequel
Too right🚗💨
@@QwistoffYTP you want to give us a little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
That was a very confident Lighting McQueen
@@Ryan-ib6dy"Hey Lighting, Yo! McQueen!"
*Æ-Æ-Æ-EEEEE*
Diiiiiiiiiiii. Notice Me. Senpai.
Ahhh, Qwistoff has done it again. I love that he doesn’t rely on curse words and inappropriate jokes to make a great YTP. He’s the true master when it comes to YTPs.
(Great work on this YTP Sequel, Qwistoff!)
He is no master. He's not even THAT great. However, his redeeming quality is the amount of effort he puts into editing. Dont overhype YTPers unless you've seen them all. I bet if you watched any Cars YTP Collab, you'd change your mind. Stop being ignorant.
Screw you. Collabs are not even good anymore. All those other ytpers get a lot of attention because of the cursing and inappropriate jokes. Qwistoff is NOT that.
Same
I can agree to that purple sonic
@@sonicexe66613 Just call me Augustus.
Never bring a Kachau to a minigun fight.
But always bring a flamethrower to a minigun fight
I like the funny part where driving through his mouth
3:29 i think i am going to die of laughter 💀
I did at 5:28
You are going to die of bullets 😂
HE WAS TALKING TO MEH!!!
@@jakethecarsandreactorvideo9409 the best twist i ever seen
@@SalaciaYT*NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!*
5:02 Fin: and their all taking orders from the LEMON
Tomber: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Stand down now!
@@Ryan-ib6dy oouauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauaua
A ha ha ha. I know what I’m doing.
All right we get it
4:10,the scream McQueen and flamethrower bit got me dead😂😂😂😂
The sequel we never knew we needed after 2 years since the last one came out
I ASKED FOR THIS!
But Qwistoff will do Kachows 3
I literally was just thinking of the sequel. NOW ITS COME TRUE
Darth Vader: *breaths*
Wait, IT'S ALREADY BEEN 2 YEARS?!?!
“Doc, listen. I was just looking at the cups!”
“I believe ya…BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON’T!”
Crush the turtle: Dude, chill out man!
Squirt: What the hecc is this, squid game?
5:28 Is doc secretly bugsy malone?
Who’s that?
5:26
@@RACINGUS95a skeleton from a meme where they're basically just a mafia
@@yourhighnessgaming4204
I was not even remotely prepared for that vegetable joke at the end. Dude has amazing comedic timing.
I met Floyd Sherr, the voice of Fillmore and Professor Z's ship in Cars 2, and he said he got the part because John Lasseter was a huge fan of a docuseries called Modern Marvels, which Mr. Sherr narrated, and that he would put it on every morning while he worked out on his treadmill.
Such great work Qwist.
TIL the VA of Filmore narrated Modern Marvels
This aged well
Thank you Qwistoff for making another YTP of another favorite film from my childhood. Keep up the good work. ❤😎
Hello fellow Cars 2 enthusiast. I’m glad you like it too.
waiting on kachows 3 👇
YTP | Kachows 3
Me
Me
See you in three years
ME
4:42 - 4:51 & 5:22
That was so unexpectedly funny! 🤣🤣🤣
Which one, the one win doc pulls out the gun or when lightning McQueen says “it’s all mine.”
3:25 I love how Ivan jokes about how it sounds like him, foreshadowing that he is an old man too and likes to joke about it 😂
The others also find it funny
2:47 Ah yes, Sir axelrod's hit song "What"
4:18 Wow, Nice gift Mater!
2:47 😎 Somebody's gotta make this looped!
What is WASABI?
W A S A B I
Cool
*I AM THE SPICE KING!* 😁😁😁😁😁🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴
3:00 glad you got axelrod to be with doc
1:46 - 2:02 that's by far the best part of the whole poop and no one it's talking about it! And then the Rusteze add just left me with no breath. That minute it's gold!
That was so funny too! Miles Axelrod getting eaten by trex on the tv 🤣🤣
1:39 FINALLY SOMEONE USED THE LINE FROM JAWS that line is so funny but no one used it in memes or anything
3:29 "She Was Talking To Me"
"NO SHE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!"
(Pulls Out His Guns) LOL😂
Battle of the simps
I just love how professors Z just gets yeeted through window!
LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT WITH A LADY OK!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*shoots holley*
4:34 I just wanted to come down here. And personally say.. YOUR NUTS YOU AUR! gets me for whatever reason😂
@@Brandon-5cxqvI hope you win today
5:18 I know Doc said these things just old cups but.. EHEHEHOHO IT'S MINE IT'S ALL MINE!
Ohhhhhuhhhhooo
Doc wait! I lost my rusteze medical bumper ointment because of you!
Is that right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It’s time of a random comment
If McQueen's IQ kept dropping by the second in this YTP, imagine what it's gonna be like when the next Kachows video comes out. I've no idea how it will be. Also, with Miles Axlerod getting munched on by the dinosaur, everyone's been saved a lot of trouble at the Grand Prix. I also loved Doc Hudson coming out of nowhere at the end. That was really funny.
The sequel we've been waiting for
This had me laughing SO HARD I had tears in my eyes! Miles is a jerk, Lightning McQueen is held captive by the Lemons and becoming one of them, and the part where Mack crashed his and Sally's date had me screaming! Yeah, Fillmore is an embarrassment, poor Sarge XDDD
also might I add Doc looked GREAT in that hat!
2:01 got funny VERY quickly
YES
1:38 You thought you could sneak Chief Brody's voice in there and I wouldn't notice but I DID. I SEE YOU.
PURE GOLD!!! HAD ME ROLLING THE WHOLE TIME HAHAHAHA! Keep it up Qwistoff!!!
0:53 "HeS dEaD yOu IdIoT"
*low iq noises*
0:54
@@brandansmith-carter23690:53
I asked for this, and bro delivers. THanks broski! Keep up the great work
4:26 I don’t want your flamethrowers!
I’m sorry to Interrupt
No no it's alright
4:29
I just wanted to come down here and personally say
I just wanted to come down here, and personally say... you're nuts, you are!
5:31 Now is not the time for an informercial Lightning
“I LOST THE RACE, BECAUSE OF YOU!”
“That’s funny right there.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finn McMisille: *Farts loudly*
Gumball Watterson: *Shocked* WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT?!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For some reason I didn't realize that was Gumball
1:20 Mack casually 3rd wheelin nbd
These guys are the lousiest circus bugs
4:29 OKAY Calm Down Dude No Flamethrowers
4:28
4:30 Flamethrowers!
First YTP I've seen from you. Good edits, good timing, love to see it.
Qwistoff you mad genious I had to pause the video 3 times to catch my breath, you are a try not to laugh that manages to win agaist me
2:26 My sister just laughed at this part and idk why it was so funny 🤣🤣🤣
4:18 XDDDDDD I Died!
Oh great
That’s what happens when you misuse your flamethrower
Holly: YOU CANT FIRE ME, I QUIT!
Finn: YOU CANT QUIT, I QUIT!
H: YOU CANT QUIT, YOURE A FROG!
F: YOU CANT FROG ME, YOURE MY WIFE!
H: IM NOT YOUR WIFE, YOURE MY WIFE!
F: Oh, hey honey, how was work?
H: Pretty good, but I quit my job!
F: You cant quit your job, you’re FIRED!
H: AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!
2:34 That’s because it SUCKS 😂😂😂
That has to be your best Qwistoff remix YET. Keep it up!!!
4:18 got me laughing so hard I rewatched it about 10 times. Good vid
I love how he just says “oh great!” 😂
@@robloxfan4271ikr
Flamethrower
What? Oh You Want A Flamethrower! 4:15
3:56 his face when he says AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH absolutely kills me
That was a very confident Lightning McQueen!
Ah yes the long awaited Kachows 2 is finally out what a masterpiece
MY IQ IS DROPPING BY THE SECOND
0:42 Breaking News! Literal human child, all the way from Japan, holding a monochrome teddy bear that’s black on its left side with a weird shaped red eye and white on its right side with a black eye, and on its left side, the mouth extends with teeth, which is very rare in a world of living cars, going off on that guy with the monocle! When questioned about her teddy bear, the bear seemed to be alive, and it punched a random car, and the girl said that the bear wasn’t a teddy bear, even though it had the same shape and form of a teddy bear, and when a reporter asked the bear for his name, he answered: “Well, I’m not surprised that you guys don’t know me, certainly not since this is a world where everyone is cars instead of humans! My name is Monokuma!” The girl had a shallow scratch on her arm, and there was a puddle of what she called blood dripping from the scratch onto the ground, and when asked what blood is, she said it’s what keeps humans alive, and usually, it’s red, but her blood, according to Monokuma’s logic, was a magenta color. After that, she went back to chewing out the same car she was yelling at when she was interrupted by the reporters.
One of the things she said, while hitting him with a frying pan, was this: “NOT THE MAMA!”
This is want I wanted out of a sequel to Kachows, this was absolutely brilliant Qwistoff! (I can't believe Lightning is dead, now we are never getting Kachows 3 cause of this!)
4:06
McQueen: mater i lost the race because OF YOU!!
Mater: ThAts FUNNy righT theRe
McQueen: AGHHHHHHUHHG!!!!!!!!!!!
1:49 Can't believe you put a scene from Eder KFCard, from the Jurassic Park Remakeboot.
*Ahhh MATER DONT LEAVE ME HERE IM BEING HELD HERE AGAINST MY WILL AND I NEED YOU TOO CALL MY TEAM SO THEY CAN COME RESCUE ME* *final words before dying*
Now we need Kachows 3.
4:24 me when the teacher calls me to answer in math
Lol
This is the only thing helping me with my stress and anxiety 😌 Thank you
(2:53) YEEESSSS FAKE TYPE😃😃😃😃
The sequel nobody wanted but everyone needed
4:50 I Think You Just Added 20 Years To My Life-Span With This One Thanks!
5:35 R.I.P Lightning McQueen
Looks like McQueen still can’t promote his own products even after 2 years 😂
*just lost the biggest race of his life* This is EXACTLY why I U S E R U S T-E Z E M E D I C A T E D B U M P E R O I N T M E N T !
4:03 "NOTICE ME SEN PAI!"
got me rolling on the floor 😭 masterpiece
Is he gay?
3:43 😂😂😂😂
Penguins of Madagascar music at the end great!!
I thought the original was hilarious, but this is beyond *hysterical!* I was goofily laughing the whole way through! Stellar work as always, Qwistoff!
"i KnOw WhAt I'm DoInG!!!!"
Can't wait for Kachows 3
The strombooli reference in the beginning is brilliant... he CANNOT BE STOPPED!
Why are Cars 2 YTP's so rare? this was good
4:01 Chick Hicks is having a stroke, ladies and gentlemen!
Yo, McQueen! FAIFAIFAI E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI
Lightning saying "oH wOw, lOoK aT tHaT" at the sight of Mater twerking is the weirdest yet funniest thing I've seen all day.
Song Name: (untitled)
Location: 2:45
Length: 1 minutes 13 seconds
What is he talking about?
What is Wasabae?
WASABI
WHAT?
WASABI
WASABEI?
No No No No
WASABI
What
is
WASABI?
Oh same old same old
What's up with you?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
What?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IF?
Mater
He Created All
He Created allinol
Mater
May-Mater
He Created allinol
(WHAT?)
May-May-May-May-May-Mater
(What is he talking about?)
He Created allinol
(WASABI!)
WASABI
WHAT?
WASABI
No No No No WASABI
That's it!
Love it Qwistoff, I think I was one of the peeps who actually suggested you'd do this so thank you for taking my request.
By the way, this made my IQ drop by the second.
Best part of this video:
The godly band featuring Finn McMissile, Tow Mater, Wasabi Chef, and Sir Miles Axelrod singing a godly song.
WHAT IS MY CAR DOING IN IT’S FREETIME-?! I NEED TO DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF NOW-!
When the day has come to make a new video.
Qwistoff in his room: 0:08
Imagine if McQueen sacraficed Himself in A cars 2 (AU)