All I asked Obi Wan for was a plant to brighten up my room. I come back after a long tour of duty planet-side and there's a sentient plant woman on my bed... Why are you the way that you are, master?
"Observe, my darling, I am the plant!" Joking aside, I REALLY love me some domestic bliss audios, and you knocked it out of the park again, Velvet! Great work!
She seems quite upset about salads smelling like dead people for a plant girl that presumably cut up the vegetables for the stir-fry and put wood in the fire. Seriously though this was an adorable video and their relationship is very sweet. Not sure if she can move or not or has a pot but I’m choosing to imagine she wears a custom-made skirt-like pot full of dirt around her waist with holes at the bottom for her legs.
Okay, good, I've got time before the premiere to hide the garden somehow so she doesn't realize I'm a farmer who grows, harvests, and devours her kind--
Having a plant girl would certainly make a morning routine fun for sure! Especially if she wants to make conversation and spend time with me. I’d probably also help her with dinner if she asked to make some ^_^
Aww, now I want a domestic dryad GF. I already like this two minutes in. EDIT: "My fertilizer is a lot less complicated than that!" - Oh girl, if you knew how that fertilizer is made... That was unexpectedly ... spicy of you. At least from what I remember. And I'm not complaining.
(눈‸■)I think you need some cooking lessons, I'll go sign you up for several courses, and then go clean up your personal greenhouse, then add a few finishing touches to your own personal room, then let you have some say on things, let you personalize, and whatnot, sound alright to you?💂♂️
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All I asked Obi Wan for was a plant to brighten up my room. I come back after a long tour of duty planet-side and there's a sentient plant woman on my bed... Why are you the way that you are, master?
As your Jedi master would say: “A jokester, Obi Wan is!”
Kenobi just wants to show you he cares for you
Probably got the girl from somewhere in the Outer Rim… Hell, maybe even the Unkown Regions
I could see Obi Wan doing it 😂
She will make a great sparring partner
"Observe, my darling, I am the plant!"
Joking aside, I REALLY love me some domestic bliss audios, and you knocked it out of the park again, Velvet! Great work!
She seems quite upset about salads smelling like dead people for a plant girl that presumably cut up the vegetables for the stir-fry and put wood in the fire.
Seriously though this was an adorable video and their relationship is very sweet.
Not sure if she can move or not or has a pot but I’m choosing to imagine she wears a custom-made skirt-like pot full of dirt around her waist with holes at the bottom for her legs.
Adorkable and plant are a pair of words I never knew I needed together until now.
Adore these fun, silly audios. Thanks so much Vel ❤
Thank you for being here to hear them!
She's such a sweetheart!
I love domestic bliss audios! You make some of the best ones I've ever listened to! Keep up the great work, Velvet!
Yay! Cute plant girl! ❤ I love this stuff! Shame she can't cook, though there's a first time for everything, bless her.
So true! I'm sure she'll get the knack with enough practice.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Yeah, :3 Also, sorry for watching them out of order.
"You can't pollinate me today."
Yooooooooooooo😂 That's a hell of a line, and you delivered it perfectly. Totally subscribed.
Okay, good, I've got time before the premiere to hide the garden somehow so she doesn't realize I'm a farmer who grows, harvests, and devours her kind--
Domestic life is heaven, especially with a cute and funny plant girl that is. Thanks velvet for another winner. 🙂❤️
Aww so sweet that I can't contain my excitement
I must be a swampert because her grass moves are super effective.
plant rizz
@@viaxxl let's just say I want her to tie her grass knot with me.
No, no, tell us more about your buds.
Silly, fun and adorable. Absolutely loved it
The fact that you tried and you care means you did everything right.
Wonderful audio
Having a plant girl would certainly make a morning routine fun for sure! Especially if she wants to make conversation and spend time with me. I’d probably also help her with dinner if she asked to make some ^_^
Just adorable, especially as a professional chef. Keep up the good work Velvet
Aww, now I want a domestic dryad GF. I already like this two minutes in.
EDIT: "My fertilizer is a lot less complicated than that!" - Oh girl, if you knew how that fertilizer is made...
That was unexpectedly ... spicy of you. At least from what I remember. And I'm not complaining.
You do so much for me already!
You're here with me and that's all I need!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
After intensive scientific research I can safely say, my plant girlfriend is indeed cute. 💕
this is really cute.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Velvet take care and stay safe 😊❤
Aww, bless her heart. She is just precious.
Except when she's eating.👋
Yeah! X3
Just how I like my food.
Only a little bit spicy. It doesn't have to be, but it's enjoyable.
So adorkable 🥰
[hints of spice]. *starts cooking*. Oh, I see what you are talking about. Also the recepie sounds delicious.
"My Darling Plant Girl Made Me Dinner...............How LUCKY Can 1 Guy Be???" He Said. 9:59
Hints of spice? Well I mean I do like some spicy food, that is what we are talking about right?
Something about the tough voice makes it good for calm time but not the best for sleep,still good to be cared about though
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one 🎄
Well that sounds lovely
Me when mean people tell me to touch some grass:
The Tag "Hint of Spice" is quiet funny, if it's a video based around a plant girl XD
5:40 "I don't eat"
Ahem------ Utricularia, Venus Flytrap
, Pitcherplant?
A house plant dryad girl? Holy heck she adorkable. XD
This is too Damn cute ❤
Have a wonderful Christmas and New year 🎄 🎁 🎅
Yeah! I finally catch another premiere!
Well it's the thought that counts and that's all that matters
Safe days? With a plant?
How does that even work?
(눈‸■)I think you need some cooking lessons, I'll go sign you up for several courses, and then go clean up your personal greenhouse, then add a few finishing touches to your own personal room, then let you have some say on things, let you personalize, and whatnot, sound alright to you?💂♂️
Anyone else's repressed feelings for Poison Ivy coming back...😏
I'd very much like to practice pollinating
As a mammal, I can't promise I'll be any good at it naturally, but practice makes perfect!
Such a wonderful…blossoming love 😅
This strangely sounds like a Poison Ivy thing.
plantgirl ❤️❤️❤️
pollinate??? guhuh????
this reminds me of that goosebumps book dont go in the basement and now im terrified lmaooo
As long as she's happy with my skeleton face, then im happy with whatever she cooks.
I presume it’s a carnivorous diet, then? Don’t want to offend the plants!
I was half awake and then I woke up at the very end. I was very confused.
So....a house plant
Houseplant
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Will this plant girl be a vegetarian or eats meat. I’m very confused on how my gf works 😭❤️
Salad for desert?
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Adorable sure but these two are headed for super-overtime-divorce.
^w^
No salad or vegetables, please. no offense intended, but a demi plant eating other plants ... is kind of wrong😂
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