@@fritzkreig1314 he is weird at times and his golly shucks schtick about the dolphins gets old. "Can I just enjoy the Dolphins". No dummy you're on a show that discusses sports in depth
If you haven't seen the videos of Irish people at football matches singing "Lizzie's in a box", go check it out and just enjoy yourself as much as they are.
If I was any type of south Florida fan or grew up and lived there I would tried to fight Dan and witty at the Clevelander everyday 🤣 I’ve never seen ppl hate there own teams so much
Bruh for real have some pride for your team! The Browns have sucked for 50 years but dammit if there community doesn't support the hell out of there team!
Amin Marcus Freeman could have opted to not coach the bowl game and have someone from Kelly’s staff coach it instead. Cristobal was going to do that with Miami before their bowl game got canceled.
I'm at work so I'll have to listen/watch this later but I can't wait to hear Witty still hate on Tua, he's going to be hating & not giving him any credit all the to a winning season & playoffs! 😅
Mike, the guy who talks greasy all week long and then disappears for a whole week after all his lame over the top takes are proven wrong and his teams lose... is asking for other people's tears.
Tua looks like a civilian when under pressure....like a dude off the street in fantasy camp suddenly confronted with elite Athletes and realizing he's outmatched. dude who throws like a hall of famer in his Sunday flag league and realizes these ain't insurance salesman and FedEx drivers on the field. Mike is right; look at how his body moves, the way he falls, the way he's overrun so easily by jusgt about anyone on defense, the way his body crumbles on contact. look at the way other QB's around the league look even when getting drilled. Only Brady, ironically, looks nearly as unathletic and like a stock broker at fantasy camp. He's 45. and his arm is STILL elite. ....underrated. In fact his arm has gotten better in his old age. Miami is headed for Jared Goff, Jimmy G territory. Teams with Super Bowl rosters who figured out despite the team success they need an upgrade at QB to reach their potential.. the Rams found some luck, despite wasted years. The 49ers....perhaps not ever. Hell, The Brown and Eagles had guys with considerably better physical talent and THEY decided it wasn't good enough. This feels disturbingly like the Dolphins are going to be in that sick limbo....wasted years and rosters.
@@mushroomhead6939 you're right. Here's hoping that if he's not, the Dolphin front office and coach don't fall into the same trap all those other teams i talked about did -- get fooled by the record and insane part of the fan base and extend him. Yeah. We'll see about all of it.
@@mushroomhead6939 honestly it would be a thrill for every one of my suspicions to be wrong. But I've had that gut feeling it was mostly hype since "Tank for Tua". I never saw physical traits of a guy anyone should "tank" for. Hell, for those old enough, Tommy Frazier was arguably the best college QB ever when he left Nebraska. Best career. Most productive. Highest level. Biggest Stage. Winner Guy. He never had a shot at being a good NFL quarterback. Name your "record passing yards" dude over the last 25 years. We seen it a hundred times. It ain't the same thing. Tuanon people don't have anything to base their ridiculous assessments of Tua except college. Drew Brees is an anomaly. And an OLD example at that....the NFL of 15 years ago when he became somebody. And he took 5 years in the league. Miami has a window now. No guarantees about 2, 3 years from now to bet on a potential comp.
Who is Mike to be asking for other's pain and suffering. He skates on everything. Last year he dumped the Heat b4 game six. Thanks fsu for beating Miami, it made him happy. What a hypocrit.
Half the comments: Jess is bad and needs to be fired! Meanwhile, the show's funniest moment is her dancing in between Mike and Chris after she got them arguing about crowds at Miami games instead of talking Notre Dame. Some of y'all need to get out of your feelings about having a girl in your boys club.
Some of y'all need to get out of your feelings that just because a woman get's criticized, that doesn't mean she is being criticized simply because she is a woman. Any of these names ring a bell: Allyson Turner? Mina Kimes? Sarah Spain? Katie Nolan? Or are you too new to remember when any of those women were on the show? The problem isn't that there's a girl on the show. The problem is THIS girl. She's just bad for the show
Sadly that is the vast majority of Dolphins fan. All I see after this win is nothing but fans bitching about Tua. When he was one of the top 8 QB's in the league this week. He still didn't have a running game to help him move the ball at all. He did more than enough to win the game. When your defense is playing like they did you don't need Tua to put up numbers. Yet still having 270 yds is a solid day for any QB. Yet for some reason when it comes to Tua seems like some fans don't care what he does they want him to fail. He has a career record of 15-7 which is more than enough for me.
Not me I'm happy with a solid performance in week 1 against a good defense in a brand new system where he still had zero run game to help out with them averaging 2.8 YPC. Basically any time a drive stalled it was because they were behind in the chains due to the running game or the running game not being able to pick up a 3 and 1. All I care about out of any QB is that they did enough to win the game. Miami didn't need Tua to put up monster stats or a bunch of points in this game due to the defense. Yet Tua still had a better game than a vast majority of very good QB's had in week 1 like Prescott, Brady, Ryan, Carr, Burrow, Murray, Stafford and Rodgers. Are any of those fanbases questioning their QB situations.
Fuck... way to start the show huh? Turned this shit off quick.. beat a division opponent with a qb the media loves and we start just bashing the qb... Holy shit Miami
why is dan always so negative about the dolphins?!? im a seahawks fan but my wife is a big dolphins fan. 1-0. be positive dan. defense looked good. tua looked alright 1st game in a new offense. waddle and hill are gonna make it so tua doesnt have to be perfect every game
This was a Tua bad game and had great number, imagine when he cleans up the mistakes. Keep sleeping on him. Clutch throw on 4&7 and no mention of that.
@@justinhartman9592 he's 15-7 as a starter with almost all of those games coming while having the worst O-Line in football the worst running game in the league. And pass catchers who ranked dead last in the NFL in getting separation. Did you see how bad the vast majority of good QB's looked this week from Brady, Prescott, Rodgers, Stafford, Burrow, Carr and Murray. Tua was much better than all of them.
@@wisewolftony The last time that Patriots defense was on the field, Buffalo hung 47 on them with no turnovers and no punts. 13 points ain’t gona do it. I get y’all have to talk yourself into Tua being your QB1.
I do, I think he balances out some of the meat headedness of cote/tony/stu. Plus I really enjoy his futbol coverage. Dan cant be the only "smart" person
He was better than a vast majority of QB's in the NFL this week. Better than Brady, Carr, Stafford, Murray, Rodgers and Burrow and only one of them like Tua was in a brand new offense. Not saying Tua is better than any of them. Just not sure what you can really complain about when he was top 10 in Completion %, Yards Per Attempt, Passer Rating and was top 5 QBR. Yea it wasn't a perfect game but he still had no run game to help out. 2 of the 3 sacks were 100% on the O-Line with guys coming in pretty much unblocked. Any time he had a solid pocket he was completing passes. Not gonna bitch about the Hill catch as last year that was what people were bitching about Tua not throwing it downfield for his WR to make plays. He threw it up for his best WR to try and make a play also had zero time to throw with a free rusher coming in so was either eat a sack or throw it up.
@@wisewolftony I'm not bashing Tua...you Tua-noners do these analytics gymnastics to tell me that he isn't the worst QB in the league...i already know that...I'm just telling you he isn't the savior or QB that will be the difference maker between winning a playoff game or losing more often than not...Mac Jones and Daniel Jones are in front of Tua for God's sake in the Completion % category. Teams simply DO NOT game plan for Tua...teams game plan for Mahomes, Brady, Allen, Herbert, Rodgers and even Overrated Murray
When is Mike eating toilet paper? Or did he forget the gauntlet he laid down and then hid from all last week?
You know they hate honoring bets they themselves laid out
It’s made the grid of death a bad bit. Dans the only honorable person in regards to these bets
Hahaha. Love Mike but he got a point
Are y’all gonna do the Sunday football shows this year? Really missed the LAF witching hour show yesterday
Really missed it too! Need it!
That "Rise Up" sounder is going to be used a LOT...and it's hilarious each time
The joke by Chris Cote's about Witty's Kid Cudi concert recap is a perfect reminder that he's Greg's son.
can't stand CC
@@fritzkreig1314 he is weird at times and his golly shucks schtick about the dolphins gets old. "Can I just enjoy the Dolphins". No dummy you're on a show that discusses sports in depth
Your Iowa Hawkeyes analysis: I'm here for the punts baybyyyy
Hell yeah
Yo that rise up sound bite has me laughing so hard. Instant classic soundbite.
Loved it. Makes me wish the club was still around so it could come back.
I don't want Stugotz job I just want his vacation time.
You have to negotiate additional time to attend Lacross-Mitzvahs during your next offer
I can’t stop saying… “RISE UP” 😂
I listened to the live show before this and I thought the "rise up" sound was a Jess impersonation 😂
Botanical jokes! Keep em coming Cote! Lol
Am I the only one who doesn’t find Jessica’s impersonation funny?
You and four others I guess.
first
Hell yea
Hubba hubba
First'n it
Christmas
@@MiamiPepe lmfao 🎄
That toilet paper is going to be about as soaked as the field on Soldier Field.
I'd much rather have played in the soaking rain in Chicago than in the scorching heat in Miami.
Jess and Mike, a 1 2 Combo to wreck the show 😭
Settle down Kevin.
@@thefanlebatardshow People who don't like them aren't 'settled down'? Yikes..
@@kevinwallace6170 please CALM DOWN.
@@thefanlebatardshow This guy is yelling now 😳 😎
@@kevinwallace6170 your emojis look like they’re saying you’re shocked by my coolness. Don’t forget to subscribe!
To grapes? - LOL
Who’s got a Herd on?! I’m here for the Marshall talk!
Chris's indoor or outdoor weed vs Amin's "on behalf of juice?" Which is the better line??
Your reminder that Notre Dame hasn't won a national championship in 35 years.
@K not quite the leather helmet era, but definitely the no facemask era.
If you haven't seen the videos of Irish people at football matches singing "Lizzie's in a box", go check it out and just enjoy yourself as much as they are.
Jess back to taking it soooooooo seriously on the show. We're here for the silly
She's the ultimate show killer
She is dancing as she stirs Mike up, what you talking about?
Remind everyone you aren't a sexist male because these idiots that are in love with here jump the gun they are blind to the obvious
@@cw2112 it's so cringe
@@cw2112 can I get an Amin!?
Another great show!!!!! The 🐐
On behave of juice? 😂 Amin is hilarious
If I was any type of south Florida fan or grew up and lived there I would tried to fight Dan and witty at the Clevelander everyday 🤣 I’ve never seen ppl hate there own teams so much
Bruh for real have some pride for your team! The Browns have sucked for 50 years but dammit if there community doesn't support the hell out of there team!
Wittingham spitting truth on gambling even called a seahwaks dub
Why was there not a “Stugotz phlegm” suey category?
Nooo noooo Chris cotes indoor outdoor weed joke was just fine. Slander lmao
Good 'ol Mike Ryan Ruiz; weaseling out of another bet.
Mike "the weasel" ryan.
GREAT FUCKING EPISODE!!!
I think Mikes hair grew in better than it was before, maybe he should shave his head again. Hats off to you Mike great head of hair
Spot on Fred. Not enough people are saying this.
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isn't the Anthony Mackie sound from a year ago or did this happen again?
Ohhhh what a win for Jessica 🤣🤣. Go Irish!!!!
Dolphins will finish 7 - 10.
Let’s Go Buffalo!
Believe the hype.
Witty never experiencing that much weed smoke while being from South Florida, has to be a cop or a murderer
Smetty gotta go!
So wittys saying the dolphins will score less than the Jets did on the ravens all game???
Dolphins d looked really good. O ehhh we'll c how they r moving forward. I think we can all say tho my billsmafia would roll ya
At what point do they let this "young" Jessica💩 go. She pushing 30! That ain't young. 20 is young. Let it go Dan.
💩 takes only
It sucks having Jess back. Always playing the victim card
Can I get an Amin!?
5 minutes of that awful unfunny Jimbo impression that only Mike clearly fake laughs at and this is who we took cote and Billy’s mic away for smh
All I here is sandy from SpongeBob everytime she does it.. It's super annoying lol
Soldier Field is a trash field & stadium no one should be playing on that crappy field! I knew someone was going to get seriously injured! 🤷♂️
Make Mike eat the toilet paper or suspend him without pay for the rest of the week.
Jess won the hour with the dance
Amin Marcus Freeman could have opted to not coach the bowl game and have someone from Kelly’s staff coach it instead. Cristobal was going to do that with Miami before their bowl game got canceled.
Dan & Mike didn't disappoint with there horrible football takes & Dan hating just so no one calls him a homer on the Dolphins!! 🤦♂️🤷♂️
I'm at work so I'll have to listen/watch this later but I can't wait to hear Witty still hate on Tua, he's going to be hating & not giving him any credit all the to a winning season & playoffs! 😅
Chris cote’s joke was good
And the Seahawks won because of GENO 😂😂😂
Mike, the guy who talks greasy all week long and then disappears for a whole week after all his lame over the top takes are proven wrong and his teams lose... is asking for other people's tears.
Tua looks like a civilian when under pressure....like a dude off the street in fantasy camp suddenly confronted with elite Athletes and realizing he's outmatched. dude who throws like a hall of famer in his Sunday flag league and realizes these ain't insurance salesman and FedEx drivers on the field. Mike is right; look at how his body moves, the way he falls, the way he's overrun so easily by jusgt about anyone on defense, the way his body crumbles on contact. look at the way other QB's around the league look even when getting drilled. Only Brady, ironically, looks nearly as unathletic and like a stock broker at fantasy camp. He's 45. and his arm is STILL elite. ....underrated. In fact his arm has gotten better in his old age.
Miami is headed for Jared Goff, Jimmy G territory. Teams with Super Bowl rosters who figured out despite the team success they need an upgrade at QB to reach their potential.. the Rams found some luck, despite wasted years. The 49ers....perhaps not ever. Hell, The Brown and Eagles had guys with considerably better physical talent and THEY decided it wasn't good enough. This feels disturbingly like the Dolphins are going to be in that sick limbo....wasted years and rosters.
Nah “civilian under pressure” is crazy
@@yute7184 I agree. Every time I see it I think the same thing.
@@mushroomhead6939 you're right. Here's hoping that if he's not, the Dolphin front office and coach don't fall into the same trap all those other teams i talked about did -- get fooled by the record and insane part of the fan base and extend him.
Yeah. We'll see about all of it.
@@mushroomhead6939 honestly it would be a thrill for every one of my suspicions to be wrong. But I've had that gut feeling it was mostly hype since "Tank for Tua". I never saw physical traits of a guy anyone should "tank" for. Hell, for those old enough, Tommy Frazier was arguably the best college QB ever when he left Nebraska. Best career. Most productive. Highest level. Biggest Stage. Winner Guy. He never had a shot at being a good NFL quarterback. Name your "record passing yards" dude over the last 25 years. We seen it a hundred times. It ain't the same thing. Tuanon people don't have anything to base their ridiculous assessments of Tua except college. Drew Brees is an anomaly. And an OLD example at that....the NFL of 15 years ago when he became somebody. And he took 5 years in the league. Miami has a window now. No guarantees about 2, 3 years from now to bet on a potential comp.
Who is Mike to be asking for other's pain and suffering. He skates on everything. Last year he dumped the Heat b4 game six. Thanks fsu for beating Miami, it made him happy. What a hypocrit.
Why was Joe Judge wearing a freaking hoodie?
Half the comments: Jess is bad and needs to be fired!
Meanwhile, the show's funniest moment is her dancing in between Mike and Chris after she got them arguing about crowds at Miami games instead of talking Notre Dame. Some of y'all need to get out of your feelings about having a girl in your boys club.
Some of y'all need to get out of your feelings that just because a woman get's criticized, that doesn't mean she is being criticized simply because she is a woman. Any of these names ring a bell: Allyson Turner? Mina Kimes? Sarah Spain? Katie Nolan? Or are you too new to remember when any of those women were on the show?
The problem isn't that there's a girl on the show. The problem is THIS girl. She's just bad for the show
Y’all sound so ungrateful as dolphins fans 😂😂
Sadly that is the vast majority of Dolphins fan. All I see after this win is nothing but fans bitching about Tua. When he was one of the top 8 QB's in the league this week. He still didn't have a running game to help him move the ball at all. He did more than enough to win the game. When your defense is playing like they did you don't need Tua to put up numbers. Yet still having 270 yds is a solid day for any QB. Yet for some reason when it comes to Tua seems like some fans don't care what he does they want him to fail. He has a career record of 15-7 which is more than enough for me.
Showkiller
Tua would have to go 30-30 for the whole season b4 dolphins fans like him.
30 passes the entire season? Lol that would make them easily the worst team in the NFL
Not me I'm happy with a solid performance in week 1 against a good defense in a brand new system where he still had zero run game to help out with them averaging 2.8 YPC. Basically any time a drive stalled it was because they were behind in the chains due to the running game or the running game not being able to pick up a 3 and 1. All I care about out of any QB is that they did enough to win the game. Miami didn't need Tua to put up monster stats or a bunch of points in this game due to the defense. Yet Tua still had a better game than a vast majority of very good QB's had in week 1 like Prescott, Brady, Ryan, Carr, Burrow, Murray, Stafford and Rodgers. Are any of those fanbases questioning their QB situations.
Jess's 1 and 1 joke about the Irish was brilliant.
Fuck... way to start the show huh? Turned this shit off quick.. beat a division opponent with a qb the media loves and we start just bashing the qb... Holy shit Miami
Lolol 😆
We won bc our defense not tua.
why is dan always so negative about the dolphins?!? im a seahawks fan but my wife is a big dolphins fan. 1-0. be positive dan. defense looked good. tua looked alright 1st game in a new offense. waddle and hill are gonna make it so tua doesnt have to be perfect every game
"You Don't Get The Show" - Papi Voice
Because weve been stuck here for 40 years lol
This was a Tua bad game and had great number, imagine when he cleans up the mistakes. Keep sleeping on him. Clutch throw on 4&7 and no mention of that.
Cleans up the mistakes lol
@@justinhartman9592 he's 15-7 as a starter with almost all of those games coming while having the worst O-Line in football the worst running game in the league. And pass catchers who ranked dead last in the NFL in getting separation. Did you see how bad the vast majority of good QB's looked this week from Brady, Prescott, Rodgers, Stafford, Burrow, Carr and Murray. Tua was much better than all of them.
@@wisewolftony The last time that Patriots defense was on the field, Buffalo hung 47 on them with no turnovers and no punts. 13 points ain’t gona do it. I get y’all have to talk yourself into Tua being your QB1.
There’s not a single listener that likes Witty, right?
I do, I think he balances out some of the meat headedness of cote/tony/stu. Plus I really enjoy his futbol coverage. Dan cant be the only "smart" person
Bad shout
Jess looking 😍😍😍 and coming through with a killer "Dude where's my char" joke!
Her only compliments are thirst traps 💦
Tua did what we need to do...just don't blow it...that's his career path...DON'T BLOW IT
He was better than a vast majority of QB's in the NFL this week. Better than Brady, Carr, Stafford, Murray, Rodgers and Burrow and only one of them like Tua was in a brand new offense. Not saying Tua is better than any of them. Just not sure what you can really complain about when he was top 10 in Completion %, Yards Per Attempt, Passer Rating and was top 5 QBR. Yea it wasn't a perfect game but he still had no run game to help out. 2 of the 3 sacks were 100% on the O-Line with guys coming in pretty much unblocked. Any time he had a solid pocket he was completing passes. Not gonna bitch about the Hill catch as last year that was what people were bitching about Tua not throwing it downfield for his WR to make plays. He threw it up for his best WR to try and make a play also had zero time to throw with a free rusher coming in so was either eat a sack or throw it up.
@@wisewolftony I'm not bashing Tua...you Tua-noners do these analytics gymnastics to tell me that he isn't the worst QB in the league...i already know that...I'm just telling you he isn't the savior or QB that will be the difference maker between winning a playoff game or losing more often than not...Mac Jones and Daniel Jones are in front of Tua for God's sake in the Completion % category. Teams simply DO NOT game plan for Tua...teams game plan for Mahomes, Brady, Allen, Herbert, Rodgers and even Overrated Murray