Which is weird, I can't STOP making eye contact when I'm high, usually I'm terrible about eye contact (it's an ADHD thing) but my bf can tell I'm high because my eyes will be glued to his face!
@@brianm7109 It's pretty pathetic that that's how you'd judge someone. Mental maths is something some people can't improve on, or are not interested in improving on. If someone randomly started firing maths questions like this off on me, I'd just refuse to answer. I'm currently scoring 90%+ on every examinable component of my degree and scored an A in maths in school. Am I pathetic? There's a reason mental maths is only in the curriculum for under 11s. It doesn't say anything about someone's intelligence.
@@LightninLew Actually, not being able to add and subtract two digit numbers does say a lot about some one's intelligence, I don't care what you say lol
@@weakw1ll dawg, shes a mom of 1, almost 2 and is definitely not smoking during pregnancy because that is objectively dangerous to a developing baby. we already know she's responsible enough to not get "ZOINKED in her spare time" as a mother with child
i think ethan should be the host but off the rails should be more ensemble-like, like the office where michael is the “main character” but everyone else has equal or sometimes more relevance. the best OTR episodes are the ones like this
Watched this while I was high myself and felt like I was chilling with some friends. Haven’t been keeping up much with the pod recently so I haven’t really gotten to know the new crew members but after this episode, I’ve come to the conclusion that I want to be in the next smoke session bc they all seem chill asf. That’s the dream blunt rotation right there.
Gotta say, respect to all those who smoked even though they were scared about getting anxiety, especially if you’re gonna get interrogated on camera on the main stage. I’d probably be shitting myself, would’ve done exactly what Sam did but for a few hrs lmao
The math questions killed me because the only thing they confirm is whether or not the person is good at math because you either know it or you don't lmfao
Poor Sam seemed to be the only one who was LOOKING HIGH AF. As soon as I saw her I was like YUP. And Olivia had me thrown until her dry mouth was making her pop her tongue after she spoke. MORE SEGMENTS LIKE THIS!
He could’ve simply been referring to being in the rotation with everyone, which I would think everyone was a part of, unless they just stood awkwardly to the side…
AB going “‘cuz I’m high. No, I’m playin’.” Kills me every time for some reason 😂 (I knew he was immediately though which makes it even more funny to me)
@Jswirv my friends and I always repeat dumb quotes when we’re high so yeah it still makes sense to me but no need to get ur panties in a bunch over it lol
“No glasses, need to see the window to the soul” Anytime I waked and baked before school back in the day, I would put on prescription glasses to counter my glossy eyes. Idk why but people just associate glasses with innocence/intelligence most of the time. It saved me on multiple occasions 😂
27:50 "I remember I was in the bathroom for what felt like 3 hours but I was only in there for like 10 minutes." This is EXACTLY what being high is like
I haven't smoked in forever but I legit feel baked while watching this with yall. Oh and BTW, I'm stoked you guys hired Olivia. I posted a bunch way back when that u needed more female energy. I'm glad ya took my advice lol. But u need to bring Sam on camera more. Love her.
AB has the playfulness of a drunk girl at the bar telling the bouncer she swears she’s only had one drink
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I actually died cuz of this comment
this is so fucking funny lol
AB mouthing ‘IM HIGH’ when ethan wasnt looking killed me lmaoo
timestamp?
7:51
Watched this ep at least 3 times and never noticed this, but now that you pointed it out I can’t unsee and I’m dying omg 😂
@@narniaxisxhome You too? I literally watch each episode at least twiceee
I peeped that Lmfaooooo
AB making 0 eye contact is the dead give away
He got quite red also.
he literally would glance at ethan for one single second LOL
Which is weird, I can't STOP making eye contact when I'm high, usually I'm terrible about eye contact (it's an ADHD thing) but my bf can tell I'm high because my eyes will be glued to his face!
I noticed the “nah, I’m playing” and knew he was high lol
there's no way I could answer Ethans math questions at my most sober
Wow.. That's honestly extremely pathetic if you're serious.
@@brianm7109 It's pretty pathetic that that's how you'd judge someone. Mental maths is something some people can't improve on, or are not interested in improving on. If someone randomly started firing maths questions like this off on me, I'd just refuse to answer. I'm currently scoring 90%+ on every examinable component of my degree and scored an A in maths in school. Am I pathetic? There's a reason mental maths is only in the curriculum for under 11s. It doesn't say anything about someone's intelligence.
@@brianm7109 you’re talking about pathetic and yet youve defended bill cosby in a recent comment lmao
@@brianm7109 your existence is pretty pathetic lmao
@@LightninLew Actually, not being able to add and subtract two digit numbers does say a lot about some one's intelligence, I don't care what you say lol
zach saying “ur eyes look like hamburgers” had me cryin bruh
It was a post malone reference right??
Zach is like ethans 20 year old son
😂😂
It was the “Okay cool guy” for me😂
I ALWAYS LOOK MY DAD IN THE EYES
watching this stoned just feels like ethan is interigating the shit outta me lmao
Right🤣🤣
What’s 5x5 🤨
@@coralrose5754 I almost said 10...
Bless AB’s heart he was so gone this entire episode lmao. I love this crew so much
Start a petition for off the rails to be a bake session
Lmao u already know hila gets ZOINKED in her spare time
Yesssssss!!!!!!!
@@weakw1ll she does?!
@@prihaps ethan and hila used to smoke but they both have said since then that they just don't enjoy it anymore so i don't think she does
@@weakw1ll dawg, shes a mom of 1, almost 2 and is definitely not smoking during pregnancy because that is objectively dangerous to a developing baby. we already know she's responsible enough to not get "ZOINKED in her spare time" as a mother with child
AB immediately hiding the bag of cookies when it cuts to him 😂😂
I was going to leave this comment 😂 😂
I saw it at the exact moment 😭
can we get a new segment where they all smoke and talk about things lol this is so funny omg
YESS THAT WOULD BE PERFECT LMFAO
And we need Ethan '...mhm.'-ing after everything they say 😂
The way he keeps his chin raised had me dying
New podcast I’ll co-host
they should try different strengths of weed and buy each others favorite foods and grubbbb
Yes! And with a "that 70s show" camera angle when they sat around the table. Haha
Ab going “nah i’m playing” every three minutes had me dead 6:30
Love that you pointed that out 😂
"No i'm playin' " - AB like 1000 times
I wish the crew would cohost and take turns doing it. Honestly love seeing them at the main desk
ethan is too michael scott vibey
i think ethan should be the host but off the rails should be more ensemble-like, like the office where michael is the “main character” but everyone else has equal or sometimes more relevance. the best OTR episodes are the ones like this
Pans to Zack, his eyes are barely open lmfao
Time stamp please!
@@cc-terfay 1:13 lol
😭
@@cc-terfay 16:12
24:18
45 minute highlight of a show I watched yesterday?
With peace and love you know I’m about to rewatch this
Bruh same
Can they do this again while Ethan’s also high to make the segment chaotic and harder for him to judge?
THIS IDEA !!!
Every time they pan to AB he’s doing something so out of character for him I can’t 😂
ETHAN: what's 5*3+5
DAN: 20
AB: 👁👄👁
I could immediately tell AB was absolutely blasted. He acts just like I do when I smoke.
innit he was so peaceful in the seat hahah
I knew Olivia was high instantly lol. But I liked her description of the anxiety she was feeling - it’s spot on for me. I love her makeup too! 💛
Yeah u could tell by her face, like before she came to the table with Ethan. She was keyyyyyyyyed
Zach’s sister
Her slow speech and nervous glances to the camera was a dead giveaway lmao
Her first laugh like less then 5min in gave it away hahah
I couldn't grasp it. All of the others I knew were high within the first 20 seconds at the desk
Jesus christ when zack said "your eyes look like hamburgers" he genuinely sounded like post lmao
Bless him, I miss Post. I say that line to every person with brown eyes.
this is genuinely one of the, if not THE, best segment this podcast has produced
AB’s “I am .. blitzed” has me dying, and that has got to become a sound bite 🤣
Ethan giving up on Zach's maths skills “okay, let’s just move on” 😂
Ethan: Wow, a bunch of potheads here.
Olivia: That makes sense
I’m fucking dead
AB saying "i don't know..." then mouthing "im high" when ethan turns away😩😂 i cannot
Ethan literally only asked Sam what she wanted to eat so he didn’t have to decide haha respect
why is zach and ethans relationship literally a dad with a teenage son
Love how it seems like Ethan was only now finding out a lot of the crew are potheads💀
That timing of the clip when Dan said "I smoke", and then the clip came in with "weed everyday" was so perfect.
12:30 with AB is quite literally the hardest I’ve laughed in a while oh my god
The energy with which Ethan responded to Sam's request for raw onions on her double double really resonated with me.
AB is the paranoid high dude in the room who also can’t stop smiling hahahahahah mouthing “IM HIGH”
olivia’s “james is on my hit list” at 17:01 better be a soundbite
Watched this while I was high myself and felt like I was chilling with some friends. Haven’t been keeping up much with the pod recently so I haven’t really gotten to know the new crew members but after this episode, I’ve come to the conclusion that I want to be in the next smoke session bc they all seem chill asf. That’s the dream blunt rotation right there.
Same
Idk about dream lol but they seem chill yeah
i was high as i watched the podcast this was so funny😭
Same lol. Them vibing after they revealed whos high was one of my favorite H3 moments
One of the best segments, do edibles next time and see who cracks first on the show 😂😂😂
Bro if they do edibles they wont be able to do anything for that show 😂
Gotta say, respect to all those who smoked even though they were scared about getting anxiety, especially if you’re gonna get interrogated on camera on the main stage. I’d probably be shitting myself, would’ve done exactly what Sam did but for a few hrs lmao
Cams voice is so comforting
It was Dan’s concern about someone else tripping over the cable again that sold it for me🤣🤣🤣🤟🏻
‘your eyes look like hamburger’ LMAO
“i think this is what our cat feels like”
made me bust out laughing
Dan is definitely a seasoned stoner
That 5% Ethan takes needs to go to hydrating his crew 😂😂😂😂💀💀
Olivia is absolutely stunning ❤️
sam tho 😩
Keep it in your pants, son.
when Sam took a breathe before saying the food she'd order 🤣
The way the “smoke weed everyday” lined up perfectly 😂👏👏
What if they’re all sober, but secretly drugged Ethan and he’s the only one who’s high😳
Bahahahaha
Ethan doesn't smoke though, sooooo...you're wrong.
@@zeekthegeek4538 I said secretly drugged 👻
I think you're high 😂😂
😂Jack wants to start a conspiracy theory.
I love how on the highlights/clips channel they're always just like 40 mins long 😂
AB is def high lol. very giggly and won’t look ethan in his eyes
The math questions killed me because the only thing they confirm is whether or not the person is good at math because you either know it or you don't lmfao
exactly, why not ask any english questions also?
ab is the epitome of "tell my you're high without telling me you're high". also please do an episode where you bring in the bongo drums
Poor Sam seemed to be the only one who was LOOKING HIGH AF. As soon as I saw her I was like YUP. And Olivia had me thrown until her dry mouth was making her pop her tongue after she spoke. MORE SEGMENTS LIKE THIS!
Ethan at the end of the segment should have said “mandatory drug tests on Monday” 😂😂😂
at 7:06 , AB says “to be smoking with the H3 Crew” implying he participated
He could’ve simply been referring to being in the rotation with everyone, which I would think everyone was a part of, unless they just stood awkwardly to the side…
@@B.Whittaker I hope Harvey Weinstein sues you
20:34 That was a dead giveaway for AB. 😂
they should do this again, this segment is so good i watch it over and over
AB: “I’m blitzed” 😂🤣
“I gotta stop saying everyone’s high” - Ethan Klein 2021
AB going “‘cuz I’m high. No, I’m playin’.” Kills me every time for some reason 😂 (I knew he was immediately though which makes it even more funny to me)
Ethan just moving on from Zach's math is just hilarious
Ian and Sam are the cutest
I love that Ethan thinks math is the test to see how high someone is 😂
Boomer energy af
"your eyes look like hamburgers" KILLED me
Post said it to Ethan first
Dan saying Totoro made my heart leap ❤️
I also am high.
That half-hearted “in Minecraft” 🤣
olivia fooled me bruh she was good same with dan. I gotta smoke a blunt with all of them lol
Bro this is the best episode yet
‘your eyes look like hamburgers’ definitely high
He’s repeating Post Malone. He said that to ethan.
@@Leannbby so definitely high
@Jswirv my friends and I always repeat dumb quotes when we’re high so yeah it still makes sense to me but no need to get ur panties in a bunch over it lol
@@user-ei1kf7jo5o post is very open about not smoking so I don’t see your point lol
Can you guys do this segment every year on 4/20???????
I’m so happy Ethan finally featured M0ist Critikal in one of his podcast!
Where
@@tsuki2480 cam lol
@@sapphirelheart he picked penguin too LMAO
Can we please have a sound bite of Ethan's going "Im fucking with you"
“No glasses, need to see the window to the soul”
Anytime I waked and baked before school back in the day, I would put on prescription glasses to counter my glossy eyes. Idk why but people just associate glasses with innocence/intelligence most of the time. It saved me on multiple occasions 😂
Me, sitting here doing dabs and bong rips before work, absolutely LIVING for this segment. What a great way to start my day.
27:50 "I remember I was in the bathroom for what felt like 3 hours but I was only in there for like 10 minutes." This is EXACTLY what being high is like
This is such a fucking good idea for a segment. Whoever came up with this deserves fucking props. This was funny as fucj
Watching Olivia laugh at everyone being interrogated by Ethan is making me laugh too 😂
underrated segment lol this should become a regular thing
We need an episode where Ethan gets high and tries to do the show!
This needs to become a permanent segment
Whose gonna tell Zach they put ketchup on hotdogs literally everywhere lol
My first thought for nightmare blunt rotation was immediately a dragon but I’m also blazed sooo
i knew AB was high when he kept saying “no im playing”
the energy of the crew during zachs interview is so fucking funny
this was a perfect video to introduce my friend to the podcast
”For legal reasons im not in sweden right now”😂
Wait but Zach looks great up there at the host table 😂 he’s an entertaining dude
AB hiding the cookies KILLED ME😂😂
Shocked that cam wasn’t
Getting high at work... What a great place to work 😂
I feel like Zach does coke more than he smokes weed.
does he?
Wtf
My thought
kind of a weird thing to say/assume about somebody
He needs help thi
Can we get a show were the crew all smoke weed. That would be so awesome. I also get anxious when I’m high and I would still love the show.
12:29 that was perfect timing
I've genuinely been waiting for this segment for years
I haven't smoked in forever but I legit feel baked while watching this with yall. Oh and BTW, I'm stoked you guys hired Olivia. I posted a bunch way back when that u needed more female energy. I'm glad ya took my advice lol. But u need to bring Sam on camera more. Love her.
Yeah I'm glad they have women crew members now lol
The dude on the screen is baked
Lmfaooo
god when zach pulled out the post malone "ur eyes look like hamburgers" i died
Lmao Ethan almost said "ZZ Top" when he was questioning Zach about Van Halen 🤣
Re-watching this and it’s one of my favorite segments I love it lol they should do this more