Have you ever watered your ice? My French-Canadian grandma would quick rinse the ice-cubes before pouring the soda in the glass; this technique helps minimize any loss of carbonation. When ice cubes are extremely cold soda bubbles like crazy-water takes the freeze off and starts the cooling process while preserving carbonation.
Every now and then a guest or someone will assume because we talk about being garbage anything is game...we mean tuna on the airplane lightgrooming on the subway mickey's at the ball game that kinda shit. Mcmuffin having an ebt card is only shocking to hear because hes not on camera... if you've never seen the magic man watch the Christmas ep that guys running food stamp scams for sure. I'm not ripping cuz he took welfare either I'm roasting cuz he thought this was a safe place to say so without getting these jokes.
You can get a big air fryer. My neighbor gave me their smaller one when they got a bigger one with the two baskets! It gets french fries crispy and doesn't make a bad burger! It's like a mix between a microwave and an oven in one...100= garbaggio cooking a steak in it though kippy😂🗑️
My grandma taught me every year when we stayed at this hotel up north on the water to take all toiletries with you and ever since she passed i do it just for her, dont even use em. Got a collection i can give out as stocking stuffers 😅
I've always referred to them as "beer cozies" because you wrap your beer up in a little blanket burrito and make it all cozy. I only recently discovered that was incorrect... but still makes sense to me, so I'm sticking with it.
Was about the hop off the treadmill then saw the new ep in my feed. Another hour of Cardio for the ol ticker to keep that blood pressure from goin trewdaroof. These bozos are saving lives out heeeeere what are we doooooin!?!
Kippy, you should look into buying a Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer Pro. You can even do pizza, a turkey, multiple things at a time... I've upgraded from a Philips and it makes such a big difference.
My buddy constantly tries to convince me to buy out a box of scratchers at bars. He estimates how many are left and then if he thinks the price to buy the box is less than the amount of winners he always wants to do it. I think he grossly underestimates the number of tickets left most of the time.
Kippy making fun of McButtons for using food stamps, meanwhile he is shaking down fixed-income retirees for an interest-free loan and selling their furniture out from under them on Craigslist😂
When I was living in hollywood our apartment complex got like hundreds of phone books by mistake. Me and my roomates heard about a technique to rip them in half so we went and grabbed like a 100 of em. took me a couple books before I got the hang of it, but once you understand how the trick works its super easy and looks really impressive. Has nothing to do with raw power, just need slightly average or better hand strength used to bring chicks back from the club and do it
Congrats to the Army of Garbage! 50k and growing! There's no roof left! TUDDY!!! Let’s be honest. After the Zoom shows, this seemed a long ways coming 😅 🗑👑
I just realized why I love this show so much... They are just human versions of Timon & Pumbaa.
New t-shirt idea
@@Timathos 💯
Ren and Stimpy
yooo 😂😂
@@Gixsir 2 spirits forever reincarnating like link and zelda
Foley looks like Limp Biscuits and gravy
I once bought a $20 bag of dog food with all dimes. Thereafter the pet store employees referred to me as "the dime guy"
thought you were talkin about heroin
Love your podcast, Only you and Unmentionable podcast by Jordan can make me laugh this much. Added to the favourites. :D
Love how Kev is a germaphobe and spends a hour wiping his hands on his face.
Right? What’s the first thing our parents told us? Keep your hands away from your face & always wash your hands.
Foley with "High priority treats" is hilarious.
Aunt Tuddy just sold me a 1/8 of a strain called "Gumbo"
🌬️💨💨
😂😂😂
Have you ever watered your ice? My French-Canadian grandma would quick rinse the ice-cubes before pouring the soda in the glass; this technique helps minimize any loss of carbonation. When ice cubes are extremely cold soda bubbles like crazy-water takes the freeze off and starts the cooling process while preserving carbonation.
These guys have figured this thing out. Nice.
Appreciate that! 🙏🗑🙏
I didn’t make it past 16 min. This pod has run its course.
Yea they figured out, and had Brendan shaub on…
@@brianwoods9526 Brian Woods crying in the woods
@@brianwoods9526 Unlike Foley. 🤣 Shit take though.
You bake the phone book in a 250° oven for 20 minutes beforehand and rip city.
You guys are my new favorite podcast, fucking top notch
I can't tell you how badly I needed a new episode. Thanks for coming through!
Making my way through all the oldies. This podcast is an instant classic.
T Bones the MVP lately. Nice camera cuts on the boy's facial expressions. Foley's especially kill me
The Big Mans airfryer ain't blue it still has the protective film on from shipping that thing is stainless steel guaranteed lol
Just opened a bag of UTZ Crab chips. Let's go
Too salty
Saltier than salt and vinegar
That's why I keep that gallon of Turkey Hill Iced Tea on me always.
This guy knows
I literally just tried the hand towel on the sink thing while shaving… Superior move.
Every now and then a guest or someone will assume because we talk about being garbage anything is game...we mean tuna on the airplane lightgrooming on the subway mickey's at the ball game that kinda shit. Mcmuffin having an ebt card is only shocking to hear because hes not on camera... if you've never seen the magic man watch the Christmas ep that guys running food stamp scams for sure. I'm not ripping cuz he took welfare either I'm roasting cuz he thought this was a safe place to say so without getting these jokes.
I have a beard. Maybe one day I'll know!
If you're lookin' for a best pal reach out and grab yourself a Kippy
Big man’s chain game never fails to impress. Can’t wait till he gets that Mr. T gold weight on him.
Congrats on 50k plus subbies !!!!
Best podcast around!
Man I've been checkin the patre and this all day waiting! Love the new merch btws. Yous guys the best!
50k congratulations my 3 favorite bozos.........keep up the great work guys
Had to put my dog to sleep, needed a good laugh. Thanks guys. Love youse
Here in the UK roast beef sandwiches are BIG!!!! Especially with horseradish sauce. Restaurants, lunch boxes, supermarkets etc
congrats on 50k subscribers gang! first step on the way to a million😍
@20:40 Toby: "Sprint is a very cellphone holster on the belt company. " 😂😂
Nice cup of tea and a full bowl of The Kipster and Sir Foley xx
I gota say this podcast is absolutely crushing it. The boys are going to the top.
There's a phonebook trick.. once I learned it, I couldn't stop. I made so many friends in college.. and now they're all gone.
Ran outta phonebooks
Love you dudes and all you dude! Keep it up!
A big air fryer is just a convection oven guys 🤣
Some Henry and KJ on a beautiful evening. What more could ya ask for??
I love this pod. Always sunny is a fav. They should have them on. I love the lingo and their dynamic . Quick wit. Will be watching regularly
I just bought an air fryer because of you two. Will report back.
You choose and nine had me rolling!
So glad u finally tried the air fryer!!! It's the ballz!!! I've been shouting at youz guyz for months about this!
40:35 ‘Hose Water’ is a very adventurous choice of words if you’re from Eastern PA lmao
Breaking in 50k with just the bozossssss
And foley’s favorite shirt
Yaaaaassss
Now that redacted is gone I can get back to the show.
Newer to the show; who’s that?
You guys are my new favorite podcast, fuckin top notch
You Bozos are at 50k! TROO DA ROOF! Keep it up fellas!
trash trash trash trash trash trash -- never gets old 🤣
Aunt Tuddy is definitely pushing P.
You can get a big air fryer. My neighbor gave me their smaller one when they got a bigger one with the two baskets! It gets french fries crispy and doesn't make a bad burger! It's like a mix between a microwave and an oven in one...100= garbaggio cooking a steak in it though kippy😂🗑️
My grandma taught me every year when we stayed at this hotel up north on the water to take all toiletries with you and ever since she passed i do it just for her, dont even use em. Got a collection i can give out as stocking stuffers 😅
Love you guys riffing on Rosemont when I live 5 minutes away, gotta get those tickets cause the tax return just hit the direct deposit cha-ching!
Hey I got an AYG question for you guys. Have you ever known anyone who has fallen down a well before?
That sanctions line was top notch👍👍
Best Toby Tru Tha Roof! Yet
Trying to get down to “the science” of scratchers is the trashiest thing in the world
High priority treats is my new go to line… fuck I love you guys
holding egg rolls like cigarettes went under the radar... HOME FUCKING RUN KIPPO!!!
Speaking of putting tape over mirror cameras, please trim the blue tape on your laptop Kippy.
"give me a fucking egg roll" is now apart of the AYG universe in my book
I love that kip is down with the air frier now
Steven tyler.....too funny. You guys too funny , cooking baby
Breaking News: if your regular oven has a "convection" setting, you have a full sized air frier. An air frier is just a mini convection oven.
My brother rips phone books in half…nickname: Bear Claw
Long Beach Cali fucking loves you guys. Keep em coming
I was thinking today I gotta get an air fryer and this sold me.. also you guys missed Foley praising the toaster oven that's tttrashhh
Bozo Ramsey has got to be an all-time Kippy nickname
The trick to ripping a phone book is to bend it in the middle to create space between the pages.
Caught this episode just in time.
"fuckin chicken tender flavor ice, it was brutal" - foley
Big man's rocking the herringbone chain! I do the same!
You guys should interview buttons!
12/20/2020 on Patreon
Thanks
finally! been telling you about that air fryer
This podcast makes my trashy job bearable
hahahah I died at the end when you did that gay joke. Timmy can't get pregnant. lmfao
I've always referred to them as "beer cozies" because you wrap your beer up in a little blanket burrito and make it all cozy. I only recently discovered that was incorrect... but still makes sense to me, so I'm sticking with it.
Thinking of that made me as happy as hearing Amy Grant's contemporary classic, "Baby, Baby".
😊
This title gave me real “Guinness Book of World Record” vibes 😂 A staple of any garbage bookshelf
Family Eps are now the ones I look forward to the most. Good stuff boys!
my lord the masseuse bit has my legit dry heavin from laughin
Dropping some algo love to youse tree ❤️❤️
Bingeing backlog, had to sub and spread some love, gotta get to 100k and beyond.
That looks like Foley's best fitting shirt.
Was about the hop off the treadmill then saw the new ep in my feed. Another hour of Cardio for the ol ticker to keep that blood pressure from goin trewdaroof. These bozos are saving lives out heeeeere what are we doooooin!?!
I vote that your spelling is the correct spelling. TrewdaRoof!
@@PhaedruS007 *fist bump*
Kippy, you should look into buying a Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer Pro. You can even do pizza, a turkey, multiple things at a time... I've upgraded from a Philips and it makes such a big difference.
At papa johns I’d call in fake orders for wings and eat em at the end of the night. Good times
Love your garbage
You boys need to come visit Rochester, home of the Garbage Plate
Troooooo Daaaa ROOOOOOOF!
I always watch in 4k out of respect for Toby
I love me a good famly epppp
Talking about ice, I'd like to try those Circle ice balls. Are you garbage if you use them in cool aid pouches at 35? 🤣🤣🤣
10:32 That's exactly how I handle new stuff
As I'm going through old episodes, the amount of times Montreal seasoning gets mentioned is staggering
My buddy constantly tries to convince me to buy out a box of scratchers at bars. He estimates how many are left and then if he thinks the price to buy the box is less than the amount of winners he always wants to do it. I think he grossly underestimates the number of tickets left most of the time.
10:30 Foley just summed up human nature in one sentence.
Those roast beef kids caught The Gout by the time junior prom rolled around.
Kippy making fun of McButtons for using food stamps, meanwhile he is shaking down fixed-income retirees for an interest-free loan and selling their furniture out from under them on Craigslist😂
That was me in the front row at SLC with the big man shirt.... and I'm older then you Kippy but thanks for calling me a kid.
When I was living in hollywood our apartment complex got like hundreds of phone books by mistake. Me and my roomates heard about a technique to rip them in half so we went and grabbed like a 100 of em. took me a couple books before I got the hang of it, but once you understand how the trick works its super easy and looks really impressive. Has nothing to do with raw power, just need slightly average or better hand strength
used to bring chicks back from the club and do it
Those weren’t delivered by mistake, those were for the 100 Hollywood residents in the 6 unit building who worked at Mel’s diner.
My stepdad used to keep his cigarettes in the freezer because he thought they would last longer… first time commenter long time watcher
Congrats to the Army of Garbage! 50k and growing! There's no roof left! TUDDY!!!
Let’s be honest. After the Zoom shows, this seemed a long ways coming 😅
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"I don't know anybody that can do a pull-up."
I wonder if Kippy ever discovered the indoor grill/air fryer combo…
Dope
🙏🗑🙏
I can tear a phonebook in half and there is a trick