Elderly lady goes in to pharmacy and ask where the Internal Deodorant is now on the shelve, She was told they do not sell it and told to go to a adult shop, The old lady says she has all ways got it from the shop and says she will find it herself, Moments later she is back at the sales counter saying she had found it, The sales counter lady say that the item she has is just a underarm stick deodorant, The old lady says it is Internal Deodorant and reads the usage information to her saying it says "Remove cap and shove up bottom"
Marvin had a friend, Boris, that lived in Russia. Boris came to the US to visit Marvin. They were going to fly from San Francisco to New York City. They were flying when Marvin pointed out and said, "Boris, see that bridge? That's the Golden Gate Bridge. That's the longest span in America. It took 3 years to build that bridge." Boris huffed, "That's nothing! In Russia, we have a bridge twice as long as that, and it only took 2 years to build." Marvin said, "You don't say." They arrived in New York City and were driving through the Holland Tunnel, Marvin said, "Boris, this is the Holland Tunnel. We are really proud of this tunnel. This tunnel took 19 months to build, and over 50 men died building it." Boris huffed again, "That's nothing. In Russia, we have a tunnel twice this long, it only took 15 months to build, and no one died!" Marvin said, "You don't say." They drove into the city and Boris saw the Empire State Building. He asked, "Marvin, what is that building?" Marvin said, "I don't know. It wasn't there this morning!"
Elderly lady goes in to pharmacy and ask where the Internal Deodorant is now on the shelve, She was told they do not sell it and told to go to a adult shop, The old lady says she has all ways got it from the shop and says she will find it herself, Moments later she is back at the sales counter saying she had found it, The sales counter lady say that the item she has is just a underarm stick deodorant, The old lady says it is Internal Deodorant and reads the usage information to her saying it says "Remove cap and shove up bottom"
Marvin had a friend, Boris, that lived in Russia. Boris came to the US to visit Marvin. They were going to fly from San Francisco to New York City. They were flying when Marvin pointed out and said, "Boris, see that bridge? That's the Golden Gate Bridge. That's the longest span in America. It took 3 years to build that bridge." Boris huffed, "That's nothing! In Russia, we have a bridge twice as long as that, and it only took 2 years to build." Marvin said, "You don't say." They arrived in New York City and were driving through the Holland Tunnel, Marvin said, "Boris, this is the Holland Tunnel. We are really proud of this tunnel. This tunnel took 19 months to build, and over 50 men died building it." Boris huffed again, "That's nothing. In Russia, we have a tunnel twice this long, it only took 15 months to build, and no one died!" Marvin said, "You don't say." They drove into the city and Boris saw the Empire State Building. He asked, "Marvin, what is that building?" Marvin said, "I don't know. It wasn't there this morning!"