Pakistani Jamoore ki Performance Zabardast hai I इस पाकिस्तानी जमूरे की परफॉर्मेंस जबरदस्त है
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ย. 2024
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अलोक सर मनोरंजन अच्छा करते हैं पाकिस्तानी जोक्स हमारा im Indian sikh community se jai hind waheguru ji ka khalsa Shiri waheguru ji ki Fateh
आलोकसर मराठा अटक पार भगवा लेहराय था! आप ७०० साल पुराना इतिहास याद है! मराठा इतिहास ३०० साल पुराना है! आज जो भी आपने आप को राजा राणी कहलाते है!वह मराठा सामराज्यका एक सरदार था! मैं आपका ज्ञान मै थोडी मद्दत..... जय भवानी ..जय शिवाजी....
Thanks sachin, but hame aise nahi sochna chahiye ki alok sir ne maratha kings ka nam nahi liya , to uska koi apman nahi hai , vaise to bharat me hajaro kings the , sab ka nam lena ek chhote se video me possible nahi hota , aur hame maratha , rajputa , rana, jaat, etc me nahi jaana chahiye, varna log apko batne ke liye taiyar baithe hai
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Brother its not about maratha ...Maratha k alawa bhi bahot sare the ...bas unke naam nahi liye
It was one of the moments in our History when Hindu Marathas, Punjabi Hindus ,Sikhs and Punjabi Indian local Muslims under leadership of Peshwa Raghunath Rao and Adina Beg fought together against Afghans and defeated them and made Abdali Son to run away to Kabul and he left his khazana back on Ravi River Banks while running away from Marathas...all artillery was also seized by Indians.
ਇਹ ਨੂੰ ਆਜ ਤੋਂ 200ਸਾਲ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਮਹਾਰਾਜਾ ਰਣਜੀਤ ਸਿੰਘ ਦਾ ਰਾਜ ਭੁਲ ਗਿਆ
*Pakistan Lion Of 93,000 Army Who Removed The Pants 👖 Infront Of Indian Army*
🍷🗿☠️🌪️⚡🇮🇳👑💪🏻
*These Are Not Our Enemies*
*These Are Our Best Comedians* 🤣🤣🤣
જય શ્રી રામ 🚩🚩🙏🙏
જય ભારત 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Comedy in Pakistan never ends 😂. Kalma, jazba, positive thinking, saazish, padosi ' mulak',
Are few of the catch words.
few more words --- 'being a muslim','atomic takat','57 muslim muvalik','talent bahut hai pakistan me' etc ....
@@dreamerkk184 Right 😊
You forgot the most important word bro: "Raaaaaaaaaa"
Inshallah,alatala, alhamdulillah,😂😂😂
Beda Gark
*My Favourite No 93,000* 👖🇵🇰
🍷🗿☠️🌪️⚡🇮🇳👑💪🏻
😂😂😂😂
19:21-19:31 best reaction I've seen from Alok sir by far 🤣🤣🤣
Ha yarr😂
पाकिस्तान की खुफिया ऐजेन्सी बहुत ताकतवर है। हम भारतीयों से पहले उनको पता है। कि भारत मे पैट्रोल 10/- में मिलेगा।😂
So thankful to DD React for persistently clarifying the muddied waters coming from jamooria loin comedy show.
Thank god pakistan ko alag mulk bana liya 🤣🤣🤣 bhai bach gaye hum
Raigt 😂😂😂😂
Alok bhai, how r u keeping yourself sane after hearing such Pakistani analyses day in & day out?? 😂😂😂
this 2nd uncle is fully confident abt the knowledge he holds with zero accountability 😂😂😂😂
Waheguru ji kirpa karn Bharat mata ke jai 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Waheguru ji
These cartoons makes us laugh😅 and be healthy😂😂😂😂😂
हंसते रहो जमूरों से भरा पड़ा है जहिलस्थान😅
Pakistan alg hua hai yh India k liye bhot achi baat hai ❤
Jai seeta raam alok sir g bilkul sahi kahaa aapne shukar hai sabhi zahil bhikharistan main chale gaye
thanks alok sir for reviewing thIs type of comedy videos majah A jata hai
They produce the BEST NATURAL BORN COMEDIANS
10:40 to 10:55 😂😂😂 you Nailed it Sir.....
Har bar ye 93000 wali story yaad dilana unko...😂😂😂
@saggu84 bhai kuch pakistaniyo ko wo 93000 wala fact main bhi suanta rehta hu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
मराठो ने अब्दाली को अफगाणिस्तान के अटक तक दौडाया था और अटक पर भगवा झेंडा लहाराया था
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Jitne BHI Muslim mere India me Hai wo Pakistani jesi hi Soch rakhte Hai.
Main bhi ek indian muslim hu meri to nahi hai pakistaniyo wali soch mere kch logo ki wajha se har ek ko target karna shi nahi hai jnha ache log hai wanhi kuch bure loog har ek biradari main milenge. Mere bhai thoda factually baat karo ok
And one more. Thing user tum ye mat bhulo. Ki molana dr abdul kalam azad ek muslim the veer abdul hamid wo bhi ek muslim the or bhot sare loog hai jo muslim the sabka naam lene bethu to bhot lamba comment ho jaeyga to mere bhai pehle ache se research and development karo tab aake baat karna ok
Abdul Kalam was raised by Hindu family just check your facts about you and Abdul Kalam I always have great respect for veer Hamid and Abdul Kalam, when comes to this era of Muslim I don't trust them as they are like mukh me ram bagal me churi or sar tan se Juda.
@@MAYANKBHAIPATEL-i7y but you don't have right to target all community ok i know there are some Muslims are not believable i agree with you but you can't say that all of Muslims aren't good ok you don't have any right to target an community
Men I know what I am talking I don't want to convinced by people who doesn't care about all community just play victim card for increasing and populating people with no productivity. Just be yourself and your views are yours and mine are mine except I have facts. Just change based on facts rather than playing victim card.
@ 2:02 Well said Alok ji ... Yes we are very thankful to Jinnah.
Alok sir apki or major Gaurav Arya ki videos..... Just love it... Happy new year in advance.. ab bs 22 January ka intezar hai..🤍
Ap Vaibhav Bhai aur Pushpendra Kulshrestha ko bhi suna Karo...
22 January ko Desh fr Diwali 🪔 banayega
.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@AKA_ABpositive_ ok bhai zaroor sunaungi.. & Happy Diwali in advance.. Jai Shri Ram 🤍
@@puja_das111 Apko bhi 🙏🏻 Jai Shree Ram 🧡
भाई पकिस्तान को तरक्की करने की जरूरत नहीं है इसलाम को तरक्की करने की बहुत जरूरत है
*Jazba... Imaan... Jihad... Akal Se Paidal*
*"Subhanallah"* 😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂
Kalma Reh Gaya😂😂😂
आलोक जी शूट पहन के जमूर ज्यादा मिलते है लेकिन इन जमूरो की वजह से थोड़ी सी पूरे दिन की थकान मिट जाती है क्योंकि कॉमेडी होनी चाहिए वो भी जज्बे के साथ 😂😂😂😂😂
Laughter the best medicine. They are absolute comedians, clowns, jesters and what not😂😂😂😂
At 1.59-2.54 hahahaha ur so right Alokji,..at 3.39-44✔️,..at 4.23-56 right Alokji,..at 9-11.12 ur so right Alokji,..at 12.12-42😂😂,..at 13.47-14.20✔️,..at 18.05-25. 😂😂right Alokji,..at 19.10-32 ✔️,..at 23.56-24-“ Alokji’s sarcasm 👌🏻😂🤣👏🏻,..
Jai hind Jai Bharat 🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Ram Ram Alok bhai 🚩🚩🚩
INDIA : Lion hai matlab Sher
PAKU: Loin hai matlab kamar ka nichal hissa ya Langot 😀😀😀😀
ha Alok bhai is bat k liye to sach me jinna ka ek ehsan ho gaya hum par kash ye ehsan puri tarah kiya hota to aur bhi accha ho sakta tha
Ram Ram Alok sir ❤ Jay Hind Jay Bharat 🙏🙏🚩🚩🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Har har mahadev 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Comedy never end in pakistaan 😂😂😂😂
Sir aap bahut maze lete ho 😂😂😂😂
Alok sir man Gaye bahut maja aya aaj 😂😂😂
We are very lucky that Pakistan was created. Can you imagine what would have happened with so many Muslim population in India. With 20% in Bharat creates so many problems. Wish all had gone to Pakistan rather then stayed in Bharat. I love my Bharat. We have to bring back Sanatana Dharma. 🙏🏽🇮🇳
Alok sir Sorry aapke videos nhi dekh pa raha kyuki exams aa rahe hai
Lekin exams ke baad 100% dekhne Lagunga.😊😊
Indeed! Alok Bhai, we should thank Jinha for sweeping the trash out of Bharat. Otherwise Bharat ka Karma bhi same hota. Jai Bharat, Bharat Mats ki Jai.
You speaks truth but truth shoud not die
Perfect example.sir,Pakistan ko sidha janedo
Immudi pulikeshi akhand bharat ka raja
Ye jamura bohot khatarnak hai ,isko pakistan ka pm banado yaar jaldi .
One should accept their ground reality in order to grow
Jai hind sir ❤❤
🇮🇳🦁🦁🦁🇮🇳......Abe dekh Pakistani tu he 👉🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛🇵🇰
Dada aap bhi bahut hasate ho. Bahut maja aaya.❤❤👌👌🙏🙏
Jai Hind🇮🇳
Alok Sir.
Nice comedy by poor Pakistani.....
My dear Son Pakistan🐷 can you remember 93000❓
Thanks Jinnah sahab!
4:14-4:20 - QURAN andar dimaag 🧠 bahar
Jinna zindabad.jinna ne Pakistan me jinna mushkil ker deya. Emam mehdi trust sherwani nager Lucknow Bharat
Bhagwan kre ye log aise hi rahe
Jai hind jai bharat❤
Jai hind alok bhai 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Pakistani jamura poore world mein famous hai.
Alok bhai mein aap se 1000% agree karta jinnah par mere pitaji freedom fighter the aur pakke gandhiwadi the mere unn se 30 Saal roj shayam ko drink karte hue Yahi wad vivad hota tha pakistan ban ne par q ki mere nanke lahore se migrated the ... 2015 me mere pitaji ka baikunth was ho gya tab se ye silsila band hai😅
Anam's knowledge is same as that of a Third Grader of India, she still cannot compete in English language communication with a Third Grader of India.
Alok ji kuch pakistani mansikta ke log bharat me me bhi bache hue hai, jinko lagta hai sab kuch uparwala karta hai.
nextttt pm of Pakistan........ Mask wala bhaijan😂😂😂😂😂
Please start Live reaction bro this kind of jamoora give us lots of fun
पूरा अफगानिस्तान केवल एक राजा जयपुर के मानसिंह के नाम से डरते थे मानसिंह ने अपने झंडे के रंग भी पाँच करलिए थे😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂वाह मेरे पाकिस्तान के शेरों 😂😂😂
Aapne sahi kaha sir🙏🙏🙏
Alok Sar 🎉🎉🎉yah Hai comedian Pakistani show😂😂😂
Ye chacha ke saare baatien FIRST OF ALL THI 😂😂😂😂😂
অলোক ভাই পাকিস্তান ক্যান্সার ।আমরা গালি দিই নেহেরুকে কিন্তু এদের দেখে মনে হয় নেহেরু সঠিক সিদ্ধান্ত নিয়েছিলেন।
You forgot Chandragupta Maurya Alok bhai! He had Afghanistan to Burma!
17:09 😂😂😂 osm bro full funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 man
10:51 Alok Sir, Wo log unke lumber 1 Army the 😅😂
Petrol was 10 cents a litre in the US in the 1970’s. Wages were also low. This is about 3.7 Rupees equivalent at that time.
I remember buying petrol at 1.10 per litre here in India ( in Bihar).
6:20 Bada Bhai Nahi Baap hai Pakistan k...
What is your opinion on Anam saikh Alok bhai? Her totla voice is very sweet.
LOIN? ya LION? tumse na ho paayi
Very good job sir keep going godbles you but India must not allow any relation with Pakistan. Jinha done well. Cancer took him & Pakistani. Weldone jinha
हमारे देश की राजा- महाराजा के पराक्रम के कहानी है वह सुनने से पहले अलग हो गए थे । तो जाहिल,अनपढ़ लोग सुनेगा कहां पड़ेगा कहां। JAIHIND ❤
17:43 😂😂😂😂 epic !!
વા વા આલોક ભાઇ વા 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Jinnah ko Nobel award milna chahiye😂
आलोक भाई डीजल पेट्रोल अगर स्सता होगा तो सब चीजें सस्ती हो जाएगी अगर डीजल स्सता होगा तो सब माल का भाडा कम होगा तो चीजें सस्ती पोंछेंगी तो मेहंगाई कम होगी
Jai Shree Ram. Jai Hind.
Alok sir jai Shree ram 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Full comedy 😂😂 video tha ye hasi ni ruk ri thi pure video me 😅
jamoora to jazbe wala loin nikla
Alok ji
Aapke ek sentence pe me debet karna chahtha hu... Wo ye hai ki "Jinnha sab ne aaj ke pakistaniyonko us time hamarese alag karke acha kiya"
Mere hisab se agar wo log hamare saath hote tho wo bhi hamara Bharat ka aajka Musalman jaise success hota.
Ye sirf padhayi ki kami hai...
Humne "Tourism" apnaya Pakistan "Terrorism" apnaya.😂🙏
Alok ji aapne jo Thankyou Jinnha bola, mein thankyou bola Britain ko bhi Jo baat ke gaye😅
Petrol mehnga nhi hai 😂😂😂🎉
Waaah.
Thik hai chalta hai yaar
India ki har khabar hum indian se pehle un ko mil jate hai, jo khabar india ne socha hi nahi woh inko bata chal jate hai.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jay hind ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bahut badhiya boleAlokji
Sir bas Gold ka intjar hai mujhe aapse party me dunga apne sab dosto ko jai bhart jai hind
Abhi 5G se hi video dekh raha hun,, Jai hind Jai Bharat
Wo jamura ab tak ka best jamura tha bhai...😂😂😂
आलोक जी आपको कोई और टॉपिक नहीं मिला अपना यूट्यूब चैनल बनाने के लिए?
कहाँ इन ऊल-ज़लूल बातों और ऊदबिलाबों से भीड़ गए आप।
भगवान आप को सदबुद्धि दे।
Alok bhai inko jaan bujh kar anpadh rakha gaya hai 😂 , padh likh lenge toh sawal puchne lagenge , search karne lagenge toh kamiyaab ho jayenge , 😂 jajba jinda baad 😂😂😂
Ab👍💙 Jai Hind 🇮🇳❤️
Very good sir ; hai Hindi 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
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इसी चीज का तो अ़फसोस है कि अगर गांधी और जिन्ना ने बटवारा किया ही तो पुरी तरह से बटवारा क्यों नहीं हुआ. ..