Do ya’ll ever worry about owning all these cool OneyNG crew plushies? Like what are we going to do when they all inevitably get outed as “elites?” Just saying. Is it any coincidence that Zach hasn’t been on any episodes since all this Diddy stuff started to go down? “Oh, he’s workin on Smile Fwend seasoning 3” SHUT UP man. (A likely story). How many “islands” has Zach been to, to get that killer tan? Hmmm?
Just be honest with him and say "a dumpy looking balding Irish nepo baby who's really insecure about their wangus did it until he bled from doing it and then went to a s*x shop to buy a penendorf pump to see if that worked instead."
Morally Ambiguous Tomar says: “If you find $100 on the street just keep it. It’s basically impossible to find the owner and someone else is just gonna take it if you don’t.” “A guy ran out in front of my car in 2008. It was obviously suicide but I never told anyone about it till now.” “I sell flat earth and Q anon merch on Etsy. I don’t believe any of it, I’m just serving a market.”
1:18 Erm, actually I DO mind you saying that Tomar. I'm sure you feel like such an authority on the feelings of "concerned mothers", don't you Tomar? Well that's just so great, considering your own actions are the leading cause of distress for mothers across the country!
This is yet another classic Tomar scam. These are only being made so Tomar can claim court that “the plushie made me do it” for his 23 pending criminal cases
You think you’re *so* slick with the subtle new music drops. Ohh yeah you’re *so* *cool.* I can’t *wait* to check out Mirroney and “listen to all your music.” Please post on Mirroney…
If I buy Angel Zach my parents will finally be proud of a purchase I made. When I showed my dad the Chris plush and his first line was “I love you, my little cum princess”, we had to rush him to the ER because he had a heart attack of shame and disgust for his son
Oh yeah because chris would say those evil things on his own. We all know tomar was holding a gun to chris's head when he said those cool epic phrases.
"You need to eat more green stuff... just grab anything green around you and eat it." Looking hungrily at this little green man who also just so happens to be retired.
Good friend? Tomar?! No... No way. We are not friends, Tomar... We were never friends. And we're never going to be friends! It just can't happen... It's not possible. You are pure evil!
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Zach
Spooky
😇 👿 “are you one ☝️ or 1 in the other?”- real licensed therapist.
Gonna cash in my Tomar Emerald for this
I choose Purgatory Cory. Purgacory, if you would.
Which is just a photorealistic plushie of Armenian Cory
specifically his mountain gnome proportions and his only line is "now this is EPICC !!!" @@banditodestiny
@@banditodestiny And he tells you fun facts about Sonic and Channel Awesome. Only about half of them are actually true.
Spergacory
Would.
both, next question. when is the naked lyle coming
With accurate genitalia
You know very well that his boneyplays plush would be a cyclops
After he pulls out
There is a ton of R&D left still on his articulated cock
The fabled cherub Lyle
The greatest trick Zach ever played was convincing you he was the angel plushie.
Do ya’ll ever worry about owning all these cool OneyNG crew plushies?
Like what are we going to do when they all inevitably get outed as “elites?”
Just saying. Is it any coincidence that Zach hasn’t been on any episodes since all this Diddy stuff started to go down? “Oh, he’s workin on Smile Fwend seasoning 3” SHUT UP man. (A likely story).
How many “islands” has Zach been to, to get that killer tan? Hmmm?
@@kgpspyguy I mean he WAS known as "Epstein's little hammer" so
This is obviously when he's compared to the rest of them.
Zach is the patron saint of Gaslighters.
but real quick dude, eat this mouse
“you should buy this plushie”
“I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN THE PLUSHIES”
“I’m starting to think that this devil guy is a pyromaniac”
@@obeythemugglet5359 “oh fuck off what are you a christian?”
I like the idea of an angel who just sort of bluntly gives health advice
Perfectly fits against the devil who deviously tempts you to fall to the routines and habits of a manchild
"Now *I'm* the angel..." --Angelic Chris
"Oh, Fuck you. Fuck off." --George Carlin Devil as portrayed by Zach Hadel
You sound like a braindead Christian
Angel Zach's magnetic hand turning someones pacemaker off would be rather fitting, I'll take 10 please!
“How about instead of giving your wiener a tug, you go out into nature and discover a new exotic type of slug?” 😂 Best line by far
I wonder how Zach came up with it lol
Zach as an Angel is responsible for more deaths, definitely.
Many things can be green
Many inedible things
I’m the angel of death…
0:35 I can't wait to have to explain to my dad what "jelging" means when devil Chris says that.
He already knows
Just be honest with him and say "a dumpy looking balding Irish nepo baby who's really insecure about their wangus did it until he bled from doing it and then went to a s*x shop to buy a penendorf pump to see if that worked instead."
I think I may have some erm *educational* *material* for him to examine….
Where's morally ambiguous Tomar??
Tomar isn’t morally ambiguous at all he’s just pure evil
Removeable foreskin Tomar
He makes even the devil tremble
Morally Ambiguous Tomar says:
“If you find $100 on the street just keep it. It’s basically impossible to find the owner and someone else is just gonna take it if you don’t.”
“A guy ran out in front of my car in 2008. It was obviously suicide but I never told anyone about it till now.”
“I sell flat earth and Q anon merch on Etsy. I don’t believe any of it, I’m just serving a market.”
He's in court
Biblically accurate Zach
He and God are really tight, man
I don't want complex moral dilemmas in my comfort letsplay channel...
It's so hard to choose. I mean, I love Zach, but Chris and I argued on Newgrounds once in 2009 and he schooled me and I've never let that go...
What’d you argue over
@@DuskLegend cloud vs sephiroth
@@thecaptain6520arguing with THE oneysephi is a weak move
This is the same man who kicked my little sister across the venue at Comic Con 2016
Oh my god
Also for a moment I thought your pfp was miss chalice
1:18 Erm, actually I DO mind you saying that Tomar. I'm sure you feel like such an authority on the feelings of "concerned mothers", don't you Tomar? Well that's just so great, considering your own actions are the leading cause of distress for mothers across the country!
Having Zacks voice at the touch of a button is all too tempting.
Based off one of the most hilarious skits they do
For a limited time, George Carlin plush
One step closer to a Lyle plushie that has a removable belt buckle so you too can kill rats just like Lyle
Tomar is so kind to wear that hat around us, his great baldness would surely blind folks
Love the Devil Oney. He speaks to me in scary tongues. Now I’m gonna need the “this is epic” Cory next!
I'm still waiting for that 4 hour best of the enward compilation that you guys promised. Taking it down off TH-cam won't keep it hidden forever.
Finally, a plush that says Chris' iconic catchphrase "time to jelk"
Angel Zach, Devil Oney, Purgatory Cory, Earth Tomar, and Lyle.
I want the George Carlin devil voiced by Zach
It doesn’t make sense, we all know every jelk the devil shivers
Busting means choosing life
This is yet another classic Tomar scam. These are only being made so Tomar can claim court that “the plushie made me do it” for his 23 pending criminal cases
I hope you can have the angel Zach agree with Chris and then become George Carlin for some reason
Can't wait for the "morally ambiguous advice giving character" Lyle
Where is purgatory lyle?
Everybody knows Lyle went to hell and is being killed by a rat with a belt over and over and over to the end of time
Sounds hot, I'm in.
@@-Alluvium- Balance in all things
"I'm just kinda, between realms and stuff"
Limbo Lyle
“I think you should burn a carrot”
Nice Hellbenders nod, Zach went to heaven after all
glad to see Leo and Satan back
Gonna order both of these and glue them to my shoulders to help with any major life choices! 😂
You think you’re *so* slick with the subtle new music drops. Ohh yeah you’re *so* *cool.*
I can’t *wait* to check out Mirroney and “listen to all your music.”
Please post on Mirroney…
If I buy Angel Zach my parents will finally be proud of a purchase I made. When I showed my dad the Chris plush and his first line was “I love you, my little cum princess”, we had to rush him to the ER because he had a heart attack of shame and disgust for his son
It's not right without Chris saying "CORY I THINK YOU SHOULD (DIABOLICAL GORILLA NOISES)"
I want a Tomar plush that giggles when you scratch his happy trail
Tomar plushie but it’s phrases are very real threats.
The heavenly Zach lines are great.
I choose YOU Tomar
You can't keep releasing plushes, my wife is threatening to leave me
That’s cool. I personally don’t collect plushies, but I do like them.
My Tomar just came in, completing my collection, and you do this
I'll only buy it if you re upload the 12 hour compilation i physically can't sleep without it.
Tomar’s leaving California, and all of a sudden i’m very emotional
"Time to go to heaven Zach..."
Zach would be the devil, Oney should've been the angel.
the boiled milk victims would probably disagree
@@bakedbeans104
They were Satan's minions, and Oney was doing God's work.
I would love to have the angel Zach 🤣🤣
My mom would wonder what’s wrong with me LMAO 🤣
Not only are those plushies made from a chinese kid somewhere, they look like they were made in 5 minutes
Bro its 2025 i cant stand the wait no more
i like that the chris doll has very obviously been designed to look chubby
These are so cool, I need the Chris Devil that Jelqs NOW!
Devil Chris: “Zach say something positive”
Angel Zach: “umm…remember..to look both ways”
I would love for this thanksgiving to get a plushy of Chris’ uncle and his little goblinoid companion
Why doesn't Zach sound angelic? Chris sounds like a demon
Oh yeah because chris would say those evil things on his own. We all know tomar was holding a gun to chris's head when he said those cool epic phrases.
"You need to eat more green stuff... just grab anything green around you and eat it."
Looking hungrily at this little green man who also just so happens to be retired.
A Chris plushie that makes the noise is just brilliant marketing.
Missed opportunity to make an Oni-Oney
Do not assume we’re friends, Joshua.
I feel like my Charlie plush and the Angel Zach plush could get along if Charlie could talk too.
God the Zach plushes always get me to laugh, i have the OG talking Zach and I love him dearly, sad I missed the green Zach tho
Im reading every single comment in my head with either Zach's or Oney 's voice im too far gone
zach's lines are great.
Good friend? Tomar?! No... No way. We are not friends, Tomar... We were never friends. And we're never going to be friends! It just can't happen... It's not possible. You are pure evil!
"Instead of giving your wiener a tug, how about you go out into nature and discover a new exotic slug"
Truly Poetic.
What about the Morally Grey Tomar Plush?
As a concerned mother, I approve.
Ooh neat, now the voices in my head will actually sound like they're coming from something.
Missed opportunity for Zach to reprise his role as the George Carlin devil
I hope we'll get talking Hanukkondor Tomar during the holiday season
Oh cool a magnet to swipe my neighbors credit cards clean. Thankyou!
If Devil Chris was my Japanese big brother he'd be my oni Oney onii-chan
Is Oneyplays audience really the prime demographic for stuffed animals? Besides girls and kids I can't imagine someone wanting a plushie
2024 should be the year of the 'One-Eyed Lyle' plush
Hoping we get Tomar plush in his iconic balaclava mask
Had more merch than videos this year
do they have a hole on the bottom or nipple piercings just wondering
Angel Zack is a worse evil than Devil Chris
Gonna spend my life savings on this to resell them like beanie babies
I want Angel Zach. I have to choose him, he's my little hentai princess.
Angel Zach is just Charlie
do these fly around and shriek like the last ones?
Unfortunately, neither. All hail the Overlord Tomar.
this is like asking my girlfriend or the worms, i pick my angel zach every fucking time
Once again we’ve played right into Tomar’s hands
You could swap them out and it wouldn't change a thing...
There's not enough new merch in the GALAXY to distract us from what you did, Tomar.
Can Angel Zach teach me, a guy like me, a man like me, how to become green and retired?
The only angel or devil I will answer to
That pitchforks made out of fabric, man.
Makes sense that Zach would be the angel, considering he played Satan in Hellsing Ultimate abridged.
Zack's plushy is so gormless. Where does the nose start or end
Zachariah... My beautiful boy... My beautiful angel...
Zach tells me to eat something green? Is he gonna tell me to retire too? Seems a bit suspicious. Im unsure if he really is the angel.
When a good guy jelqs, the devil shudders.
0:35 I might buy Devil Chris just to hear him say this.
I want to see what people make these plushies hold via their magnets