I fuckin knew Dr. Phil liked this typa shit. My newest Dr. Phil Fan-Fic puts you against Mark Wahlberg, who turns out to be a Terminator. It's fucking awesome. I'll post once I finish.
Chapter One - Chicken Nugger Dr. Phil kicks his neighbor in the shin, for wearing green pants on a thursday, and eating a burger at 2:00. Dr. Phil grabs his HackSaw and starts sawing at his neck. He then pulls it back and shoots him. Because it was a HackSawRifle. All of a Sudden Mark Wahlberg jumps out of a bush. "Oi, ya fuckin scared me." Dr. Phil says, accidentally stomping and fucking up the other side of the planet. "Yea, I got a Sword, that's a Gun. And my Friend? He's a Fucking Teddy Bear." Mark says. "Name's Ted." A Small Teddy Bear pops his head out of a bush. "Are you threatening me?" Dr. Phil grabs a Poison Kazoo Blow Dart Thingy, and shoots Mark in the Shin. His Flesh begins to melt from his newly revealed Terminator Endoskeleton. "I'm also a Fucking Terminator." Mark says, traveling back in time. "Oh Fuck, he's gonna kill my pops!" Dr. Phil says, trying to think of a quick way to stop his possible death. "Wait a Second.." He thinks. Dr. Phil uses the Reality Stone to change the Year. In Reality, it's actually 1969 (nice). "Donald, you fuckin bitch snickers,where the shit are you?" Dr. Phil kicks down the door to Donald Wahlberg's House. "I'd be throwing rocks through your windows, but I'm in a hurry." Dr. Phil grabs a Crowbar and bashes in Donald's Skull. He then urinates over the carcass, and snorts a fat line of coke. "Bitch, make me some Tea!" Dr. Phil yells, as an Anime Character arrives with some Tea. "Andalae." She speaks the language of the Jap. "Bonjour, nigga." Dr. Phil touches and absorbs the Tea through his fingertips. "Damn, that shit good!" Dr. Phil has himself a wank in the Living Room, turning it into the Loving Room. Self Loving Room. Dr. Phil travels back to the present, and finds Mark Wahlberg waiting for him. "I killed your father!" Dr. Phil yells, and throws a Beef Stick at the Machine. Ted is fucking Billie Eilish as well. Because why the fuck not? Dr. Phil snaps his neck and becomes one with the force. Chapter 2 - The Second Chapter Dr. Phil grows Muscles on the Muscles from his Muscles. "Bitch, I eat Lightsabers for Breakfast." Dr. Phil takes a break from the combat, realising he hasn't eaten a thing at all this entire story. He grabs his favourite Cereal, Mini Sabers. Lightsabers caught in the blast of a shrink ray, with Sugar and Salt sprinkled on top. This isn't an Official Cereal, unfortunately, and was actually created one time, where Dr. Phil accidentally locked himself outside while tripping on LSD. He thought it was just another box of Captain Crunch. The Terminator stares in Aw, at the site of an Epic Pussy Slayer, eating his favourite cereal. Fuckin sick. A popping noise is heard. Nice. Dr. Phil finishes his Cereal, and fully claims the title "Cereal Killer". "That's Badass." Billie Eilish Cums Spider-Webs. Ted cums Fluff. It's Fluffed up. (i f y o u r ' e f e e l i n g s u i c i d a l , y o u ' v e c o m e t o t h e r i g h t p l a c e) The Terminator grabs his Transformer Sword that turns into a Gun, and shoots Dr. Phil in the left ass cheek. This does nothing, because it's Phil's Special Suit. The Pew-Pew Shooty Shoot, bounces off the Doctor's Leg, and hits Mark. This angers him, so he gives Ted some steroids. Within seconds, literal tons upon tons of muscle are molded onto the Teddy Bear's arms. He also grows Pig Legs, becoming MANBearPig. It comes straight for Dr. Phil, so he does the first thing that comes to mind. He draws a 308. Caliber Sniper Rifle and 360 no scopes the Beast. MANBearPig lies dead, as his fluffy insides align the ground. "You killed my Teddy Bear." Mark says, staring at Phil with a blank, expressionless face. "You gave drugs to your Teddy Bear." Dr. Phil replies. "He liked to do Drugs." Mark says back. All of a Sudden, Michael Myers on heelys starts rolling around. Dr. Phil begins feelin shook. He grabs a Milkshake and Calms down though. "He with you?" Mark Wahlberg asks. "Nah." Dr. Phil grabs a Chicken Nugget, and peels the skin off before eating the inside. Michael Myers grabs the Cameraman and shoves a Knife up his Ass. "Cut!" The Director, Stephen Spielberg, shouts, allowing the CGIness of The Terminator peel off of Mark's Body. He returns to Human Form. The Park next to the Hedge is actually a Green Screen. Dr. Phil walks off set and retrieves his Lunch Box. Within it contains a Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich, and a Can of LEAN. Dr. Phil was in the mood for a tasty snack, so he put it away. It was only 9:34 A.M. so he can wait for Lunch. He grabs some Crack from his Crack, and has a Snack. Michael Myers kills the Producer, and Dr. Phil begins to come to the conclusion: this isn't an act. Michael is actually killing people, lmao. Dr. Phil becomes a Transformer, and turns into a Hummer. He drives through the set, and transforms back into a Human. This catches the attention of Megatron, with his Megadong. He crashes through the wall, and busts an oil-y nut on the vfx producer's shoulder. It was a cute redhead chick. Now she's a dead skeleton. Transformers cum acid, very similar to how Ninjas Piss Acid. Complex Shit. Dr. Phil grabs a Shard of Kryptonite, and stabs Megatron in the Megadong, right down the dick hole. "oof." Megatron lets out a sigh, before exploding. "Whoops! Sorry!" Michael Bae steps on set, lookin cute as fuck. Michael Myers then stabs him in the butt cheeks. "Fuck!" Dr. Phil steps away in shock. Chapter Three - It's a Slasher Film Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!iii Dr. Phil starts running towards the door, but he trips. He gets up though, and continues running. He finds an Exit and Successfully Exits the Building. Mark Ruffalo wasn't so lucky however. It's a Shame he was only The Hulk in the Movies. It could have saved him when he confronted Michael Myers, who violently, and furiously stabbed him, 37 times in the chest. And ate his Hands. Chopped them off with his Kitchen Knife and Gobbled them up right there and then. Mark Wahlberg catches Mikey in the Action, and goes to shoot him with his Sword that's also a Gun. He lands a lucky hit, but it does jack shit nothing. Michael stands up, and looks Menacing. He then heelys towards Mark, and kills him with a Double Sided Lightsaber. He stole it from Darth Maul, who was the costume designer for the film. He also sits dead in the next room. Lying, beaten and bloodied in the remnants of a wooden chair. Michael gets tired of playing games, and pulls out a Revolver. He healys around for a bit, and finds some random thot, just another producer. He pops a cap in her ass, and heelys towards an open exit. Dr. Phil realizes Michael has caught on, after he watches the Security Cameras. The Serial Killer accidentally falls down the stairs when trying to do some sick heely tricks. This failure doesn't slow him down, he spent 15 years in an asylum. All he watched waz Anime. He is basically one with speed. He heelys towards Dr. Phil, who is viciously masturbating into a bush. "Fuck, mate ye caught me jerkin', let me just plop this away- and done!" He puts his Shlong away and punches Michael in the Dick. Mikey returns the favor, and stabs Phil in the Dick. The Blade of Michael's Knife Breaks though. "Guess who's fucked now?" Dr. Phil asks, before raping Michael violently. Dr. Phil walks away from The Shape of a Broken Man, who sits, cowering on the pavement. Phil enters the building, everybody is dead. Everybody except Phil, so it's all good. He grabs his Lunchbox and opens it, retrieving his lunch. He takes a bite from the Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich, feeling the flavor phil his mouth. The juiciness, is wonderful, and the taste is so sweet, it's so delightful, everyone should experience it! He cracks open his can of LEAN and downs it in 0.00036 seconds. Not the quickest he's downed a Can of LEAN, and maybe even closer to the slowest, he takes time to enjoy the liquid, with all its rich nutrients. The End.
*What people think when the fire alarm goes off:* Regular people: omg it’s a fire!! I’m gonna die omg I need to get out of here!! Sound cloud rappers: lemme make a beat outta this
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved. John 3:16 (share the good news of the gospel around the world!) Have a wonderful day/night, may the LORD bless you all, and farewell!,.,,,,,,,.,.,.,.
Here's some more lyrics I thought of: I ain't no president but I feel presidential Stop the microwave on one that's essential Yeah, you ain't even seen my full potential I don't need ID, the streets got my credentials Blood on my hands, shots sequential Got so much property, that's just residential You mess with me, that's consequential You're nothing to me, I'm influential Shut up Karen, you're the peak of non-essential I know the streets, that's experiential Catch my iron, that's detrimental
@@diangthericeball And if you run up on me I make you go to dental Don't even needa type it cause I make you go mental Balls are a whole ass desert when you see a rental That car a fake ass one, let your rent go Pay your rent and get some help, bro You moving back into the hood with those beats so hook up with your old ho She gon be sorry she saw your lame ass car show I flex that 'gatti like yo gotti ain't got nothing on me, so Make sure you're on your level, check yourself before you lose your tempo
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan. I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcases the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined African tribe who didn't let society's standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instrument makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
Rumble in my tummy Cooking something yummy Gametime face, Hunger really nothing funny Prolly eat a bunny Running outta money Improvise, I gotta hit the chicken wit some honey
My loud ass microwave at midnight
Lol
goob from meet the Robinsons 😎
Thats y u gotta take it out a 1 second 😁😂
Cookin beans at 3:00 a.m.
Same
When your dad doesn't put his seatbelt on the entire ride
Lol
As a dad is very true 🤷♂️🤷♂️
That shit happen all the time
bruh
So true. I'm always reminding my dad to put on his seat belt.😂
I honestly just expected a “mmmm” sound throughout. I was pleasantly surprised.
Thanks
Subverting expectations!
WeirdozChannel are you stupid? he said he expected a mmm sound, not that there actually was one. learn to read illiterate fuck
same
WeirdozChannel hea talking about when the microwave is running
Alternative title: Truck going reverse type beat
Ok then
prod. xonthebeat damn you really gonna go and do that then
999
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thats the B side
Oven has been real quiet since this dropped
Nobody:
The forklifts at Costco:
Bro this is underrated
Beep beep beep beep
Mazin Osman 💯
That’s so true though
or hearing one of those vans when they back up (that make a noise)
When u put lean into a microwave
It do be fresh doe😳
When u pour lean down the vent
When you put lean in the trashcan because it's unhealthy, like bruh if you guys actually drink it please stop I'm concerned 😬😬😬
prod. xonthebeat why did you like your own comment lmao
James Herring Lol 😂 Nice One
That truck backing up.
Love it
When you accidentally press on “trap” instead of “start”
Suddenly cooking a dope vers instead making the food hot
@@hieutran294 naw, instead the food becomes *fire*
Xavier Mendoza
Aw shit, food burnt!
When your microwave’s black
there are no accidents
Nobody:
Buses when they deploy the wheelchair ramp:
Bruh
@Baron von Stubby LMAO HE DOES TOO
Brayden Bachlott Bruh you a massive bus fanatic huh
Brayden I subscribed to you, you absolute legend 😂
House of YAHWEH dude System of a down 🤘
Me at 3 am: *tries to be quiet*
My microwave:
Yes
That's why you open it 1 second before it goes off
WE MAKING IT OUT THE OVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
LMFAOO
The micro oven biiiiiiii-
This a grade A beat yk
Just like that baby I left in the ov- huh
You mean IN?
Her: So, what music do you like?
Me: *it’s complicated*
I fuckin knew Dr. Phil liked this typa shit. My newest Dr. Phil Fan-Fic puts you against Mark Wahlberg, who turns out to be a Terminator. It's fucking awesome. I'll post once I finish.
Chapter One - Chicken Nugger
Dr. Phil kicks his neighbor in the shin, for wearing green pants on a thursday, and eating a burger at 2:00. Dr. Phil grabs his HackSaw and starts sawing at his neck. He then pulls it back and shoots him. Because it was a HackSawRifle. All of a Sudden Mark Wahlberg jumps out of a bush. "Oi, ya fuckin scared me." Dr. Phil says, accidentally stomping and fucking up the other side of the planet. "Yea, I got a Sword, that's a Gun. And my Friend? He's a Fucking Teddy Bear." Mark says. "Name's Ted." A Small Teddy Bear pops his head out of a bush. "Are you threatening me?" Dr. Phil grabs a Poison Kazoo Blow Dart Thingy, and shoots Mark in the Shin. His Flesh begins to melt from his newly revealed Terminator Endoskeleton. "I'm also a Fucking Terminator." Mark says, traveling back in time.
"Oh Fuck, he's gonna kill my pops!" Dr. Phil says, trying to think of a quick way to stop his possible death. "Wait a Second.." He thinks. Dr. Phil uses the Reality Stone to change the Year. In Reality, it's actually 1969 (nice). "Donald, you fuckin bitch snickers,where the shit are you?" Dr. Phil kicks down the door to Donald Wahlberg's House. "I'd be throwing rocks through your windows, but I'm in a hurry." Dr. Phil grabs a Crowbar and bashes in Donald's Skull. He then urinates over the carcass, and snorts a fat line of coke. "Bitch, make me some Tea!" Dr. Phil yells, as an Anime Character arrives with some Tea. "Andalae." She speaks the language of the Jap. "Bonjour, nigga." Dr. Phil touches and absorbs the Tea through his fingertips. "Damn, that shit good!" Dr. Phil has himself a wank in the Living Room, turning it into the Loving Room. Self Loving Room. Dr. Phil travels back to the present, and finds Mark Wahlberg waiting for him. "I killed your father!" Dr. Phil yells, and throws a Beef Stick at the Machine. Ted is fucking Billie Eilish as well. Because why the fuck not? Dr. Phil snaps his neck and becomes one with the force.
Chapter 2 - The Second Chapter
Dr. Phil grows Muscles on the Muscles from his Muscles. "Bitch, I eat Lightsabers for Breakfast." Dr. Phil takes a break from the combat, realising he hasn't eaten a thing at all this entire story. He grabs his favourite Cereal, Mini Sabers. Lightsabers caught in the blast of a shrink ray, with Sugar and Salt sprinkled on top. This isn't an Official Cereal, unfortunately, and was actually created one time, where Dr. Phil accidentally locked himself outside while tripping on LSD. He thought it was just another box of Captain Crunch.
The Terminator stares in Aw, at the site of an Epic Pussy Slayer, eating his favourite cereal. Fuckin sick. A popping noise is heard. Nice. Dr. Phil finishes his Cereal, and fully claims the title "Cereal Killer". "That's Badass." Billie Eilish Cums Spider-Webs. Ted cums Fluff. It's Fluffed up.
(i f y o u r ' e f e e l i n g s u i c i d a l , y o u ' v e c o m e t o t h e r i g h t p l a c e)
The Terminator grabs his Transformer Sword that turns into a Gun, and shoots Dr. Phil in the left ass cheek. This does nothing, because it's Phil's Special Suit. The Pew-Pew Shooty Shoot, bounces off the Doctor's Leg, and hits Mark. This angers him, so he gives Ted some steroids. Within seconds, literal tons upon tons of muscle are molded onto the Teddy Bear's arms. He also grows Pig Legs, becoming MANBearPig. It comes straight for Dr. Phil, so he does the first thing that comes to mind. He draws a 308. Caliber Sniper Rifle and 360 no scopes the Beast. MANBearPig lies dead, as his fluffy insides align the ground. "You killed my Teddy Bear." Mark says, staring at Phil with a blank, expressionless face. "You gave drugs to your Teddy Bear." Dr. Phil replies. "He liked to do Drugs." Mark says back.
All of a Sudden, Michael Myers on heelys starts rolling around. Dr. Phil begins feelin shook. He grabs a Milkshake and Calms down though. "He with you?" Mark Wahlberg asks. "Nah." Dr. Phil grabs a Chicken Nugget, and peels the skin off before eating the inside. Michael Myers grabs the Cameraman and shoves a Knife up his Ass. "Cut!" The Director, Stephen Spielberg, shouts, allowing the CGIness of The Terminator peel off of Mark's Body. He returns to Human Form. The Park next to the Hedge is actually a Green Screen.
Dr. Phil walks off set and retrieves his Lunch Box. Within it contains a Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich, and a Can of LEAN. Dr. Phil was in the mood for a tasty snack, so he put it away. It was only 9:34 A.M. so he can wait for Lunch. He grabs some Crack from his Crack, and has a Snack. Michael Myers kills the Producer, and Dr. Phil begins to come to the conclusion: this isn't an act. Michael is actually killing people, lmao.
Dr. Phil becomes a Transformer, and turns into a Hummer. He drives through the set, and transforms back into a Human. This catches the attention of Megatron, with his Megadong. He crashes through the wall, and busts an oil-y nut on the vfx producer's shoulder. It was a cute redhead chick. Now she's a dead skeleton. Transformers cum acid, very similar to how Ninjas Piss Acid. Complex Shit. Dr. Phil grabs a Shard of Kryptonite, and stabs Megatron in the Megadong, right down the dick hole. "oof." Megatron lets out a sigh, before exploding. "Whoops! Sorry!" Michael Bae steps on set, lookin cute as fuck. Michael Myers then stabs him in the butt cheeks. "Fuck!" Dr. Phil steps away in shock.
Chapter Three - It's a Slasher Film Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!iii
Dr. Phil starts running towards the door, but he trips. He gets up though, and continues running. He finds an Exit and Successfully Exits the Building.
Mark Ruffalo wasn't so lucky however. It's a Shame he was only The Hulk in the Movies. It could have saved him when he confronted Michael Myers, who violently, and furiously stabbed him, 37 times in the chest. And ate his Hands. Chopped them off with his Kitchen Knife and Gobbled them up right there and then. Mark Wahlberg catches Mikey in the Action, and goes to shoot him with his Sword that's also a Gun. He lands a lucky hit, but it does jack shit nothing.
Michael stands up, and looks Menacing. He then heelys towards Mark, and kills him with a Double Sided Lightsaber. He stole it from Darth Maul, who was the costume designer for the film. He also sits dead in the next room. Lying, beaten and bloodied in the remnants of a wooden chair. Michael gets tired of playing games, and pulls out a Revolver. He healys around for a bit, and finds some random thot, just another producer. He pops a cap in her ass, and heelys towards an open exit.
Dr. Phil realizes Michael has caught on, after he watches the Security Cameras. The Serial Killer accidentally falls down the stairs when trying to do some sick heely tricks. This failure doesn't slow him down, he spent 15 years in an asylum. All he watched waz Anime. He is basically one with speed. He heelys towards Dr. Phil, who is viciously masturbating into a bush. "Fuck, mate ye caught me jerkin', let me just plop this away- and done!" He puts his Shlong away and punches Michael in the Dick. Mikey returns the favor, and stabs Phil in the Dick. The Blade of Michael's Knife Breaks though. "Guess who's fucked now?" Dr. Phil asks, before raping Michael violently.
Dr. Phil walks away from The Shape of a Broken Man, who sits, cowering on the pavement. Phil enters the building, everybody is dead. Everybody except Phil, so it's all good. He grabs his Lunchbox and opens it, retrieving his lunch. He takes a bite from the Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich, feeling the flavor phil his mouth. The juiciness, is wonderful, and the taste is so sweet, it's so delightful, everyone should experience it! He cracks open his can of LEAN and downs it in 0.00036 seconds. Not the quickest he's downed a Can of LEAN, and maybe even closer to the slowest, he takes time to enjoy the liquid, with all its rich nutrients.
The End.
Breh i got fooled and subscribed to a fake Dr.Phil
CraziiSinister06 lmao
Hi Dr. Phil I’m a huge fan
i’d be 100% less annoyed if my microwave played this when it was done
Lars Spaceship for real my food would be cold by the time i opened it
@@toggaf1465 the beat would make it hot again
No one:
The construction outside my house at 5 am:
Wtf they build at night?
𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘏𝘢𝘏𝘢! Dont builders build at night with lights on?
𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘏𝘢𝘏𝘢! 5am is in the morning. 5AM.
SAMEEEE omg literally I wake up every morning to construction 💀💀💀
That’s the exact time I wake up from my construction job 😂😂
Me in the kitchen vibing to my smoke alarm while the house burns down
😆😆
Underrated comment right here
me too
i have no house now but hey that was fire
Str8 🔥
I'm installing a speaker on the back of my car that plays this when it's in reverse so it's like a truck but better.
Progress on the speaker?
Lol
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FACTS
You are a legend
"Oh my god its a fire!"
"oh my god... this is fire!"
Lol
Underrated
@@fxck_it-_-_-5275 I prefer the term "blatantly late and rated ungratefully"
@@uS-qe4ci bruh 😂
The difference between normal people vs vibin trap bruhs
This goes hard what the hell
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@@xonthebeatfr 💀
@@xonthebeatfr sometimes it do be like dat
prod. xonthebeat mmm
@@xonthebeatfr 💀
This song brings the heat, and so does the microwave.
If aliens ever invade the world, I'm gonna tell them this is our national anthem
*international
oscalim. 16 *national
Global anthem?
Aliens: "Yo, fuck homie this shit fire, were letting you guys go" *all aliens fly off into outer space*
It should be
Nobody:
Trucks when they start backing up:
“What kind of music do you like”
Me: “....well...it’s kinda.....complicated.....”
Lowkey goes hard. Makes me want to make an album over all these silly beats
Do it
I wanna make my microwave play this when my food is done
Yes
Yes
But ehen its like 2 in the morning, you sure you gonna want it then?
@@iiilusion yes, then everyone in my house can wake up and vibe to it :)
@@jakebraun6376 from upstairs : AYY YO BRUH WHY TF U COOKIN HOT POCKETS AT 2AM... ?
I DIDNT SAY STOP!
This ain't no microwave this a whole monsterwave
Thanks
This is a whole soundwave
This microwave so fire it actually heats up shit
True dat
Yessir
why do you have so many subscribers
@@irisgarizo3991 it's probably bots
@@irisgarizo3991 I made a dumbass video back in 2015 that got a million views, but I've deleted it since then
ahh yes I do love it when my microwave yells out "x on the beat" at 3am when my food is ready
My parents: YOU'RE TO LOUD AT NIGHT
My parents when Im trying to sleep:
Suction cup Man I feel that on a spiritual level
Suction cup Man really like they have the tv on all night but like you can’t sit there and just play a game without being too loud bruh
@@kingzerneverdies714 tell me about it.
Ikr
For real though
My Grandma's Whole House When She's Baking Cookies.
Bruh this is so underated 🤣
It's true tho there are funny af comments but their not recognized and can you subscribe to my channel I have 7 so far I'm trying to get to 50-100
@@theperplexedparrot Nice
@@southwestlimitedproduction9738 Bro, u fucking talking to urself?
th-cam.com/video/CpBFtE54qPE/w-d-xo.html vsauce type beat
When I “accidentally” walk out of the store without paying:
@@minecraftititi2005 Stfu
@@minecraftititi2005 fak u
@@clone_cop what did he say?
@@getgnomed475 even I dont know what he said lmao
Your pfp makes it better
FNF fans be like
“This lowkey slaps tho”
As a FNF fan, I can relate :/
This song actually is firr
I mean it does slap xd
Are we wrong?
You're damn right it does
Kanye: damn it would be a waste if...
Lol
ree
If what? 😉
ik what song u talkin bout
When you didn’t open the door at “00:01” and now the whole house is awake
?
Lmao then you gotta open the dumbass door real calmly
So relatable lmao
faxxxxx!
@@dl-6550 factsssss my nigga I be doing this all the time shit be annoying
The microwave when I’m trying to silently make food at 3am:
Your pfp tho
Everytime dude everything is 1000% louder at 3am
I choose to be a dick and say go fuck yo self
Friend: " What are you vibing to? " Me: *shows the video*
When u buy a black microwave:
Farolillo excuse me what?
*Pardon?*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
based
@@fukcingweeabos3167 is ur pfp mikasa?
I show this to my microwave, he's now a furnace
@a fucking microwave 😂😂😂💀
a fucking microwave just backwards
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@@minecraftititi2005 this is clearly the next summer banger fr 💯🔥🔥
yay now i can put iron in it
My grandpa's heart monitor when he get alzheimer's and forget he died
Bruh
Very underrated comment
Forgetting he died hmmmmmm
Then suddenly beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
I-
DANG THIS IS REALLY HEAT UP!!
IT BURNT 🔥
That one kid who refuses to mute his microphone in the lobby
I would use the microwave more often if it sounded like this
Lol
I'd be using it every day
The food would be LIT then 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@t.acti.c you don't already?
@@Model_BT-7274 no
*What people think when the fire alarm goes off:*
Regular people: omg it’s a fire!! I’m gonna die omg I need to get out of here!!
Sound cloud rappers: lemme make a beat outta this
Y3e
Bro that sounds like fire
Why would rappers make beats lmao. You mean producers? Lmao
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@@audiwtf rappers make they own beats as well.
prod. kheart thats very rare
WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE KITCHEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
what if you're a woman in the 1800's?
@@Cr4zYDiScOAlPaCamaybe next generation
Up next from Michael Reeves: I made a microwave that only heats up things with this song
FoRtNitE icon HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait...
?
Fish army
Yes
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no one:
my yt recommendations: Microwaves be like *MMMMMMMMMMM*
Nobody:
Trucks reversing:
What if he just had the beat and put it over a reversing truck. What if the beep isn’t even apart of the original beat
we getting kicked out the hood with this one🔥🔥🔥
Nobody:
My microwave when I tryna make pizza rolls at 3:00 am:
True
you use a microwave for pizza rolls?
Yes
So god damn true.
Lay off the pot maybe lol
When the microwave went "beep, beep, beep" I felt that
Edit: yo I appreciate the likes guys, for this dumbass joke
Lol
i’m 12 and this is deep
Microwave got bars
Damn. I’m 15 and I could totally see where you’re coming from man.💙
Very moving!!!
This is making me want to go turn on my microwave without anything in it
Bruh
U a wanna be, id clap u in gta
Ok boomer
Carl Johnson you built like a chicken Caesar salad wit some ranch on the side
This music for a base montage but there is no ewo 😂
This what dudes play to celebrate getting forklift certified
Me and the boys when the pizza rolls are done:
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*NIGGA*
@@ahappybarcafan8001 Where your N-Word pass at?
@@Ummidkhahhs in my ass- I mean uhhhhh-
@@casukin6640 Lol
This beat's fire...
Still cold on the inside tho
Sheeeesh
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved. John 3:16 (share the good news of the gospel around the world!) Have a wonderful day/night, may the LORD bless you all, and farewell!,.,,,,,,,.,.,.,.
@@1CT1 When Agnosticism
SHEEEESH, best comment ever you deserve all the likes, take them all
@@1CT1 keep yo bible to your church bruv aint nobody gon take someone saying praise Jesus while listening to a microwave beat serious
Reminds me of a smoke alarm after abit.
Lol
Do a fire alarm. 🔥
We makin it outta the Freezer with this one🥶🥶🔥🔥
My microwave made this sound once, *my food has been trapped in there ever since.*
its just trappin'
Thats trap music for you buddy
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hehe, *trapped*
It’s funny laugh
"I ain't no president but I feel presidential
stop the microwave on 1 that's essential"
@@minecraftititi2005 bruh you just slowed it down LMFAO that ain't a sample that's called stealing 🤡
The damage is detrimental.
Lol
Here's some more lyrics I thought of:
I ain't no president but I feel presidential
Stop the microwave on one that's essential
Yeah, you ain't even seen my full potential
I don't need ID, the streets got my credentials
Blood on my hands, shots sequential
Got so much property, that's just residential
You mess with me, that's consequential
You're nothing to me, I'm influential
Shut up Karen, you're the peak of non-essential
I know the streets, that's experiential
Catch my iron, that's detrimental
@@diangthericeball And if you run up on me I make you go to dental
Don't even needa type it cause I make you go mental
Balls are a whole ass desert when you see a rental
That car a fake ass one, let your rent go
Pay your rent and get some help, bro
You moving back into the hood with those beats so hook up with your old ho
She gon be sorry she saw your lame ass car show
I flex that 'gatti like yo gotti ain't got nothing on me, so
Make sure you're on your level, check yourself before you lose your tempo
Ah yes I was wondering if you could play that one song again?
What song?
The one that goes "MmMmMMmmMMmMMMmMM"
Lmao
Non-Cutting Edge. no no, you’re thinking of beeep beeep beeep beeep
*beeep beeep beeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
This is the exact beat my mind comes up with in my head when someone in the car doesn’t have their seatbelt on. Just me?
Me: *presses start on microwave*
The cockroaches inside the microwave:
Yooo the third beep being tad bit delayed is one of the most fire things I’ve ever heard
Fr
So it is like somebody is
Swearing
What kind of girl are you?
The popular girl
The hipster
the swag asian
The pastel goth
*MICROWAVE*
I'm none lol if only weeb was on here
I’m A Gamer
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I'm microwave
if i was a girl id be the Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus type
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan. I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcases the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined African tribe who didn't let society's standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instrument makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
me after unplugging my grandfathers life support
Brooo xdd
I'm gone XD
Kūrugai that’s not funny Bro, Cmon have some compassion 🤦🏾♂️
😳😳😳
LOL 💀
I tricked my grandma in thinking this is what the new microwave souded like at my house lol😂
Lol
She's gonna be proud
yxng_badbone _ oh no!! 😂😂😂
U a legend
Genuis!
When the smoke alarm is going off, but you're vibing
Ye
The house is on fire, and so is the mixtape🔥
this is lowkey heat
When you buy a microwave in the hood
When you buy a Compton yard sale microwave
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Nobody:
TH-cam recommendations: wanna hear a microwave type beat?
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nah man, i searched for this
Stfu
@@wildfire260 I actually did lol
"hey babe, i think the beats ready!"
"nice, only took a minute to cook up" ;)
i programmed my microwave to play this when it stops
Me realizing that i cant get corona because i'm not 19:
Lol
iM 8 yEaRs oLd aNd I gOt CoRoNa
@Benjamin Olutimehin yea it’s not bad
Huh????
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:18 the bridge dropped harder than me when I was 8
I liked the part where the microwave went “beep, beep, beep”
Loll
I like that part when it also went “beep, beep, beep”
Same its the best part
Ayo! The pizza rolls is done! AGHHHHH!!! My ears burn 😫
When you microwave a blunt:
(This beat is hard wtf)
She: What kind of music do you like?
Me: Well...
Yes
Well...
Me: turn it up!
Microwave: that’s the max
“Holy sh¡t, this is hot garbage!”
*”But I can’t stop listening”*
When it went “BEEEEP” I felt that
Lol
Microwaves be like:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
3.14 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.14 3.14
Pip
_PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE_
When you stop the microwave at 0:01 at 2 in the morning and you think you’re safe but then the microwave starts playing this as boss music
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE MICROWAVE WITH DIS ONE!!!! 🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥❗❗❗
This might be the hardest microwave beat this year
The video is 2 minutes and 40 seconds long, exactly how long it takes to make a plate of pizza rolles
You're wrong. It takes about 2 seconds to cook them with this microwave. It spiting too much fire. More than 1-2 seconds and your foods burnt.
And they’re STILL frozen on the inside.
Nobody:
The Microwave at 2 AM:
Me tryna make some beans: 0_0
@@zstrode.8953 Me and the boys that's who
stolen comment
@@v3mn292 Nah
*_B E A N S_*
who the hell just microwaves beans? im curious
The microwave was definitely cooking sum
Smoke alarm in the twin towers: beep beep beep
That one producer in the tower:
Yeah, you guys escape- but I’m not letting this opportunity leave me
Bruh LMFAO
this is SOOO messed up 💀💀🤣
I'm dead 💀
When your ramen noodles get done
Edit: Thank you for the love guys you are all stars in my night sky 😁
Yes
so true 😂
You can microwave your ramen?
@@mafsterquast6253 Wow
wait you really can??😂
Rumble in my tummy
Cooking something yummy
Gametime face,
Hunger really nothing funny
Prolly eat a bunny
Running outta money
Improvise,
I gotta hit the chicken wit some honey
This go good with it when the beat starts
Hot
Bussin
last line kinda fucked but this hilarious 💀
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Bro really retired before giving us a smoke detector type beat.
@@codicampbell2428 who said I retired
why is this joint actually hard asf
No one:
The lorry outside my house at 6am:
*3am
your comment is disqualified. you like kpop.
@@michael2661 your comment is disqualified, you play on Xbox.
bunny eared namjoon i don’t play xbox
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I’m going to make an album by the end of the year with a bunch of beats from you bc this shit is too good
Thanks
This mans sauce is on a whole new level, how you cook a beat this hard bruh 🤦♂️
Idk
No one:
Garbage truck when the compactor activates:
0:16 When your pizza rolls are done
if this music was my microwave's timer ended chime, i wouldn't want to open the microwave cuz this beat fire
R. I. P
Ahmed Saud ibn al Khalid
1989 - 2020
He thought that the beeping was from his microwave!
Oh no
@@mosio.2504 ??
Oh shit
He succumbed to ElectroBOOMs Jacob ladder.
Fuck gave my son the wrong backpack