Everything That’s Wrong with Weddings (feat. Emmy Blotnick & Matteo Lane) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    An awful wedding experience sparks a conversation about everything that’s wrong with the whole process: 0:34
    Matteo Lane spiels about what Pride Month is like in your thirties and what homophobia looks like in 2019: 10:08
    Nikki, Matteo and Emmy bond over being pigeonholed in the comedy world: 15:14
    Off air, Andrew Collin debuts a very shady new look: 24:58

  • @robert-maxbob
    @robert-maxbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smart insightful episode. Well done, excellent guests.
    There are some hidden gems in this series overall, genuinely surprised at times.
    Miss Glazers comments on Homophobia and anger are spot on in my opinion. (Threatens the person) nails it.

  • @tgrimesify
    @tgrimesify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nikki Glaser AND Emmy Blotnick AND Matteo Lane, all in one video? Yes please! This show is great.

  • @whytower
    @whytower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'll watch Matteo do just about anything.

  • @suzannewilcox9329
    @suzannewilcox9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I Love Nikki's laugh!! 😂😍🤣

  • @HaylonHarroo87
    @HaylonHarroo87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Matteo’s 100% right
    Being in your 30’s takes SO much pressure off of u in every aspect of life
    Being a black dude, we’re supposed to worry about our hairline constantly-2 days ago, I just decided to just buzz it all off.
    I call it the Britney

  • @lindseydavis-jordan4113
    @lindseydavis-jordan4113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the better Nikki Glaser episodes.

  • @toddms41
    @toddms41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don’t think divorce is always about sex. I think some people just grow apart or just they just stop talking

  • @DungForever
    @DungForever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite combination of comedians!! YAAASSS Mateo!!! YAAASSS Emmy!!

  • @jaronhle2660
    @jaronhle2660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Marriage advice from 3 unmarried people, such wisdom.

  • @ChristoCurrents
    @ChristoCurrents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Women HAVE TO WEAR THIS $10,000 RING THAT MEN FORCE THEM TO WEAR"
    🤣

    • @1369Stiles
      @1369Stiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the men who spend that much money on a ring are idiots

  • @NewWorldAstro
    @NewWorldAstro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nah. Try and give a narcissist everything that want and need so they don’t cheat? Never gonna happen.

  • @brianwagenaar722
    @brianwagenaar722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw Matteo at Clusterfest and he absolutely fucking destroyed, love this guy

  • @mydcunited
    @mydcunited 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My husband wears two wedding bands. I dont wear a ring. We are fully committed to eachother. It's just a reason to wear jewelry.

    • @BhangHead
      @BhangHead 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You married a bitch 😂

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dont know how Matteo does it but somehow he makes a mustache *not* creepy.....

  • @alexpalma2449
    @alexpalma2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you Nikki

  • @alanademetri390
    @alanademetri390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "We make our own water."

  • @Andrethud
    @Andrethud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let us remember the Pre-Nuptial Agreement.

  • @dianedewindt5083
    @dianedewindt5083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matteo is so great, I wish I could hire him to be my life coach. "If you're going to talk about Taco Bell, it'd still be funny."

  • @rlight93
    @rlight93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow looooove this convo

  • @meganconner5539
    @meganconner5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joel kim booster is so good!

  • @poodleriffic
    @poodleriffic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s Tim Dillon. Next level successful gay comic, it’s going to be Tim Dillon. 🖤I love Matteo Lane, 🖤he brings me so much joy.

  • @jmac1013
    @jmac1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope you two a developing/pitching a show I'd watch a show with Nikki and that guy. In fact, that could be the name of the show.

    • @sarahlovee4229
      @sarahlovee4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They could name this show Nikki and that guy lol

  • @aidanhennessy5314
    @aidanhennessy5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saying homophobes are gay blames gay people for homophobia

  • @louisbell9041
    @louisbell9041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    so i think that one big reason that there are more gay women in comedy (ones that "made it") is because the majority of the performance isnt just gay jokes. they just have jokes in general. nothing wrong with gay jokes, its just that after a while, it gets boring.

  • @geoffhennessy275
    @geoffhennessy275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A woman is incomplete until she's married. Then she's finished!

  • @jungpark5914
    @jungpark5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah no Nikki, thats now how cheating works. Please a relationship is about protecting each other, not entertaining attraction to other people. Most people who cheat have something wrong with them - its their personal failing - its not for the other person to fix.

  • @sofa_king_gnarly6166
    @sofa_king_gnarly6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shout out to Dayton Ohio!

    • @matthill9649
      @matthill9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brian Adkins this comment didn’t age well...

    • @pl0xic1ty81
      @pl0xic1ty81 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave Chappelle lives in Dayton

  • @number1enemyoftheuseless985
    @number1enemyoftheuseless985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The amount of money spent on these day one parties is a waste when love is the reason it is done, an it is not even the main theme.

  • @sterlingforbes3872
    @sterlingforbes3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Complains about what the ring represents but also wants to be engaged so she can get a ring.

  • @commonsense6794
    @commonsense6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geezz Matteo...……. let Emmy talk!! Nikki...……. don't be afraid to update and change your material as you get older!!!

  • @ECPlex
    @ECPlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr. j young white is an awesome comic

  • @1369Stiles
    @1369Stiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is where you learn to say NO to your friends

  • @ASimoneau
    @ASimoneau 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Going by her sense of righteous outrage, it honestly sounds like she expects guys to not only wear their own engagement rings, but buy them ourselves as well.

  • @miguelmarcos316
    @miguelmarcos316 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg u guy are the best

  • @EasternStandardTim
    @EasternStandardTim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just need to let straight men blow bubbles for 20 minutes
    Guess who’s changing their name to bubbles?

  • @Rubbmeuk
    @Rubbmeuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are many openly gay male stand up comedians, they're just not from the USA. Kenneth Williams, Frankie Howerd, Kenny Everett, Julian Clary, Joe Lycett spring to mind. The USA is 320 million out of 7.5 billion.

  • @jerm5772
    @jerm5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Live your life like its a day before your birthday.

  • @Calebstreich
    @Calebstreich 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her.

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike pence and Lindsey Graham are gay. Not saying gay and together. Just a general contention. Also wish your sound technician had a mic of her own

    • @fgio119gio7
      @fgio119gio7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol projection much?

  • @AkaFigga
    @AkaFigga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Surprise surprise.. The best part of marriage for women is the attention they get 😂

  • @funnlivinit
    @funnlivinit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @14:00 Nikki is spot on!

  • @RectalRocket
    @RectalRocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that you’re not supposed to talk over your guests when you’re doing a podcast/interview with that guest.

  • @notaustralian
    @notaustralian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hippity hoppity you are now my property

  • @artavazdarsenyan8544
    @artavazdarsenyan8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro I'm gay and from the middle east just because your homophobic doesn't mean your gay

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody said all homophobes are. It is true though that people that are so outspoken against homosexuality are more insecure about their sexuality and/or are closeted homosexuals or at least tend to be more than people that don't. A lot of people where you're from would have homosexuals jailed or killed right? There is also a huge closeted homosexual community in the middle east, correct? Do you see the point now?

  • @ianinabinet3483
    @ianinabinet3483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone in this conversation is inexperienced at working through relationship problems. I’m not judging, I was the same. And I’m sure I look this way to those who are more experienced than me . But every relationship subject discussed here suggests people that run. Will Smith is right: everything is forgivable and there is no “out”. But I admit; both people have to view it this way for it to work.

  • @22jaybhall
    @22jaybhall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nikki has it all figured out.

  • @mcfishyfirst253
    @mcfishyfirst253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need a #prenuptialagreement #whatsyoursismine #whatsmineismine My grandfather used to work in cars and he had a dream and touch the battery and got shocked #buckleupforsafty

  • @gerbmcnuggets5466
    @gerbmcnuggets5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I long for the days when Edward Norton got all green and strong when he got all offended and indignant; post-op Edward/Nikki just starts queefing...and never stops

  • @jonduke3919
    @jonduke3919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro ur hilarious. Say what u say. I think peeps will come around...✌️🎸🎼🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

  • @mattbraswell931
    @mattbraswell931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The origin of wedding rings and marriage are not the same

  • @koalafudge
    @koalafudge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What? I've never heard of a guy who didn't wear a ring when he got engaged! Is this an american thing?

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rings are gay

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here...

    • @randomrandy4022
      @randomrandy4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is the woman gonna pay for mine? If not then fuck off. Actually just fuck the whole ordeal

    • @jeyzeus
      @jeyzeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from one of European countries and men here don't wear engagement rings. Even women don't expect diamonds in their rings.

  • @NerdGeekFutureSpeak
    @NerdGeekFutureSpeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Monogamy is an invention of the romantic period

    • @ECPlex
      @ECPlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rachel Harrison you mean 1939 when engagement rings became main stream?

  • @jonahblacksmith1
    @jonahblacksmith1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You do know that women initiate 7 out of 10 divorces

  • @badbananastudios1300
    @badbananastudios1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Men dont wear engagement rings because women wont buy them one 😢

  • @JSGuitar80
    @JSGuitar80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just come here to stare at Nikki. The conversation is unimportant.

  • @NerdGeekFutureSpeak
    @NerdGeekFutureSpeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Humans are built to want variety

  • @285runt
    @285runt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How sad, Nikki needs constant attention or she will get it from another man. Maybe sex is so important, cause when initial schemes of identity were being developed something happened that only allows her to see herself as an object.

  • @أحمدناجي-ث3د6ص
    @أحمدناجي-ث3د6ص 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everything is wrong with widding.

  • @WelfareChrist
    @WelfareChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marrying a devout Jehovah’s Witness is a pretty sure bet re: not getting divorced

  • @defencebangladesh4068
    @defencebangladesh4068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🙄
    no word for this

  • @learnwithsarine2386
    @learnwithsarine2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Buullshit. 5:24 The only way Not to fail is not to try. If you don't marry in your life you'll miss 100% of its happiness.
    The 'engaged enthusiastic' shit is NONSENSE. And the sloppy face that you might have seen in Maried couple in either your imagination or an exception.

  • @user-wg7nw3mh2e
    @user-wg7nw3mh2e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about Richard Pryor I thought he banged Brando? He was a gay comic.

  • @Raddestofthemall
    @Raddestofthemall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What if your jokes are mainly about sex...niki...I feel like ppl and their preferences on what is funny doesn’t mean discrimination...maybe not everyone wants to listen to gay jokes TBH nothing personal

  • @belladonna8515
    @belladonna8515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    None of these people should give advice!

  • @sparkyvandamproductions8577
    @sparkyvandamproductions8577 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like you!!!

  • @acoupleofthree3556
    @acoupleofthree3556 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    40s are better! Trust me!

  • @brettjamz3
    @brettjamz3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nikki, you are like Punky Brewster Barbie

  • @wiktorjachyra1869
    @wiktorjachyra1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What does being Jewish have to do with a tent.

  • @debbiefiuza
    @debbiefiuza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised she calls herself a young girl

  • @donvito2491
    @donvito2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow opening kinda a lot racist

  • @cram6891
    @cram6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shut up Matteo, I love Jada Pinkett's band wicked wisdom. I mean I love you tho Mr. Lane.

  • @donvito2491
    @donvito2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is painful to watch

  • @brandonhall8309
    @brandonhall8309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... then Trump

  • @OleHickory69
    @OleHickory69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ill pass on Nikki's matter-of-fact way of being "funny"

  • @skemsen
    @skemsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    American culture just seems so weird some times especially about this wedding thing. A lot like their food. No real substance.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you talking about!!??
      I can’t wait to go back to America!! They’re food is the best I’ve had in all of my travels. New Orleans alone has more flavor in it than half the world 😂
      I know you’re probably only saying that because you’re to poor travelthus you’re bitter but save up. My top ten favorite places for food.
      1. Napoli
      2.New York
      3. Anywhere I’ve eaten in France
      4. New Orleans
      5. Any family owned restaurant in the American South the southerners of the United States have some of the best food in all of the world and it differs from region to region.
      6. Barcelona/ I want to mention I am not a sangria fan....but yeah their sangria is like nectar from the gods
      7. Lisbon. I was always surprised here. I think a lot of it had to do with the atmosphere
      8. Chicago. This should be higher but this list is not in order
      9. Osaka I mean If you like seafood and sushi and sashimi then this place is heaven
      10. Hong Kong.. so many great places to eat

  • @ianinabinet3483
    @ianinabinet3483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    And for the record; homophobia or a dislike of gay culture is not always related to closeted homosexuals. Sometimes gays are just annoying and people vent about it.

  • @tjshull98
    @tjshull98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine being the guy/girl that posted this thinking it was funny.

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ughh, of course as usual comedy central is going full sjw

  • @bennett8065
    @bennett8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5th comment

  • @user-wg7nw3mh2e
    @user-wg7nw3mh2e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    is she not wearing makeup? what is going on in video? is it the lighting? she looks like frog. a frog with very dry skin some how...