your personal assistant! ft. professorcal (8D wear headphones)

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CREDITS
song billie jean by prznt
ac dilaurxtore (ig)
va cal (professorcal)
full audio on reddit u/professorcal_
“i’m cal, your newest resident assistant!”

[@lonelymf3340]

I LISTENED TO THIS SO MUCH TIMES AND I STILL GET SURPRISED

[@urmom8278]

FRRR ME TOOO

[@achlyzis]

LMAO SAME

[@Chibi_X]

🤨📸
Nah jk me too lmao😭😭

[@Lynx_Pawz]

My jaw is on the floor every time 😭

[@GazaGipsz-li7lu]

Fr😂

[@ana9503]

the way my hands covered my mouth whenever he curses omg 😳😩

[@sanarioi]

cal can curse me out for absolutely no reason at all and i’d thank him

[@ana9503]

@@sanarioi SAME GIRL SAME

[@mandapandapiez2417]

I ripped off my headphones and did a shocked Pikachu face for a good 5 minutes ngl lmao

[@user-gp3zj7db1t]

@@sanarioi where can I find this ;^; I shoudnt give into temptations but ima die soon ✋

[@br3a494]

666 likes hehe 👹✌️

[@brit5414]

You know that cat can do cartwheels 🌚

[@sanarioi]

u know it🌚🌝

[@newnormal1904]

🌚🌚

[@Nanii33]

Him:“Why tf do you taste so good?!😫”
Me: it’s that aloe Vera soap, want some ?🕺🏾🕺🏾

[@Mercy.cor3]

HELP LMAK

[@L1vqy]

HELP I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT

[@i_havedaddyissues]

💀💀

[@deinodinosuchus]

DON’T PUT SOAP IN THERE BRO 😭

[@ojasviwadhwani8420]

LMAO I DIED

[@Funny4Bananas]

THE BEAT DROPED AT THE PERFECT TIME!

[@ashleighseale3892]

Do you know the name of the song?

[@DrrZeraaa]

@@ashleighseale3892 desription

[@ashleighseale3892]

@@DrrZeraaa the artist?

[@DrrZeraaa]

@@ashleighseale3892 the song name is in the description

[@ann-marielehr2147]

Me tryna watch this straight faced in class:

[@Nevaene]

Why you watching in class damn dkckckfj

[@Sara-th9bw]

face really said😐

[@alicetorres9813]

And that’s when you know ur fucked literally

[@anipooran]

honestly mood

[@weentersoldier4576]

WHY IS YOU LISTENING TO THIS IN CLASS

[@haileylouisse9933]

“How many times did you watch this?”
Me : yes

[@vivviann.1443]

I DON’T WANT TO LIKE THIS, IT’S 69 LMAO.

[@mysticreaper896]

Too late

[@senoritabanana3020]

his voice always made me stop breathing for a moment or be quiet af😭
look at me now, covering my mouth with my two hands and can't move an inch SNFJWJDJSJFJ
please I so much love this man

[@YourMom-qm9zj]

Why are you everywhere bro🤣

[@GazaGipsz-li7lu]

​@@YourMom-qm9zjLOL😂

[@xs6399]

THIS MAN IS EVERYTHING

[@aura9845]

Can you tell me who taf is heee😭😭😭😭💘💘💘💘

[@jaxnotfound3328]

My ears: *blessed*
Me: *gets butterflies and feels all tingly*
Knees: *weak*
Hotel: *Trivago*

[@ojasviwadhwani8420]

NOT THE HOTEL TRIVAGO 😭😭

[@GazaGipsz-li7lu]

Yeah fr

[@yuhhxhxx]

The kissing and slurping noises + his dirty talk have me ascending to the heavens

[@ana9503]

HOOOT PUTHY THROBBING

[@sanarioi]

as it should !

[@ana9503]

@@sanarioi BAHAHA

[@uhhokay9162]

PUUUURRRRRRR

[@floppa_real]

AAAAYE 📸📸😨😳

[@lifewithtreasure9812]

Tryna make miness😂😂

[@trishamariie]

THE WAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE AUDIO

[@irina.4762]

Where can i find it complete?

[@trishamariie]

@@irina.4762 on his reddit! *u/professorcal* & the title is "i'm cal, your newest resident assistant!"

[@irina.4762]

@@trishamariie thanks :*

[@irina.4762]

@@trishamariie uhm could u recommend me sum asmr's on reddit?

[@trishamariie]

@@irina.4762 i don't use reddit so i'm not sure how it works or who is on there, but if you look thru cal's page he should have more content :p

[@iaintneverseentwoprettybes6318]

0:13 I- 🥵🥵🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

[@joemama-ck2vc]

0:18 it bussin?

[@rianamckenzie6725]

PLEASE HAHAHAHAH

[@LayLays._Days]

HELP💀‼

[@yuletide863]

Bussin bussin😌

[@n0t_3x1st1ng.]

BAHAHHAGHAGAYAGGAHAHAH

[@haruu473]

I mean atleast I don't do drugs.

[@sukunaswaifu2387]

Prefer having to explain my drug business than this😭😭

[@fiqsonmingi]

I was abt to go to sleep and I saw the notifs to this. guess I'll be having a blessed sleep kdbkddj 😌✨

[@sanarioi]

sleep well!🖤

[@hiiloveu1521]

That one last curse- perfection 👌✨✨

[@AKIQ283]

fr

[@urmom-pb3hl]

*puthy talented, it do cartwheels 🤩👏*

[@alierah1558]

And he pay cus he like how that part feels✋✨

[@yumikosoup]

So what happened to "hello" "how are you" what happened to that?

[@howaboutno6539]

That literally made my legs weak wtf? Anyways I gotta go downstairs now because we're gonna have pizza for dinner 😩🏃

[@howaboutno6539]

TW// SELFLHARM
I remember 2 months ago that I posted this after pizza my parents asked me if I selfharm because they found my lighter and razor 🧍

[@kiarathemonarch]

@@howaboutno6539 y- that’s- um- i mean- well- that’s just- i have seen your face but your pretty🙂💕

[@howaboutno6539]

@@kiarathemonarch how have you seen my face 😥/nm

[@kiarathemonarch]

@@howaboutno6539 i meant to say haven’t😭

[@mizzlmaoz5578]

@@kiarathemonarch How did even managed to stutter 😭😭💀

[@Livyluv4]

The way this left me speechless

[@MandyMoon22]

Whoever this man is I need to marry him 😂

[@stoopie-head]

Yes-

[@nene5225]

HUNNY- YES-

[@BerndDasBrot87]

HOW CAN SOMEONE SOUND SO FU**ING PERFECT?!

[@blake-i-guess]

i clicked this without understanding what it was but even though it wasn’t my intent to watch this, looking at my reflection in the black screen with this video for some reason gave me some sort of self aware crisis, so thank you for that. 💕😍

[@malia19]

The way my back arched. Babyyy... I’m going to need back surgery.

[@user-oc9yw2ku5d]

"hmhmh why tf do u taste so good..wtf.." magic🤪

[@Zoe-hb3ys]

Congratssss u deserve it❤

[@sanarioi]

thank you :)

[@simpforscreens8333]

That was the most intense seconds of my life

[@stoopie-head]

STOP TO GOOD-

[@MrSplattt]

Remember.

[@minfckingyoongi69]

this HAS to be the BEST one yet!!

[@desabaii486]

I FEELLLL THINGSS I SHOULDN'T BE FEEELINGGG TOWARDS A VOICEEEE AAAA

[@maisan2838]

IM SHAKING SO MUCH 😭

[@user-pz4tz1wb6j]

Cursing is such a turn on especially in a breathy tone 🙏

[@r.picashia7674]

My right ear so sensitive
My mouth turned to "o" into the whole video🙈

[@MrSplattt]

@@Rosebud13578Remember.

[@MrSplattt]

Remember.

[@Bighungrymuncher23]

“Why tf do you taste so good?..” 🍍

[@kaitossweatysock]

Nobody said it so I will: Puthy tight puthy clean puthy fresh 😼

[@Love_Liz]

My heart rate went 📈📈📈

[@eula8047]

THIS DUDE CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME

[@syndromecause9315]

Gawddamn-- never drooled over someone like that in a while 😳

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

The way I was clenching-

[@taeminkim0055]

My legs....🔛

[@Rawrrrrrf]

How tf did I feel so good just listening to that help-

[@Sharkboyyy0]

Ikr.. ive came two times within 10 minutes omgg

[@eekcle4825]

GENUINE BUTTEFLIES HELP

[@ashleyx.444everr]

Listen I might die a virgin but my ears will not 😂

[@quesidillia_tacos7131]

My ears: blessed
My stomach: butterflies
Knees: weak
Hotel trivago

[@kalanilarson8278]

THAT LAST FUCK WAS DANGEROUS

[@Hamiltion_isforlife]

Him:"You taste so good wtf?😩" Me:Are you a canibal eating me or sum💀👍

[@mailinchen]

omg okay okay oaky

[@leebi1102]

The wet sound....🧚

[@curthanialmelville2747]

His voice, alone, got a reaction out of me 🤭🤭

[@jeonprincess2862]

I love those who groan, not those who talk

[@nazyerr]

lmao

[@mailinchen]

wait where tf r all the comments

[@anasoleramaeso9411]

The fact that it gives me so much butterflies when he curses 😍😍

[@ana9503]

YAY CONGRATS!🍾

[@sanarioi]

thank you

[@user-qf7ec9sz5x]

At this point not even hell will take me ❤

[@arlo_smarloo]

pov my mind in the middle of class:

[@o.o9343]

PLEASE- PLEASE GOD WHERE TF ARE MY EARPHONES-

[@coughcoughitssweetc6685]

Who is this audio from😳

[@UkiiBunnii]

professor cal

[@GamerPopCat]

Cant let the gang know i fw this
(Never thought id end up here although im not leaving any time soon)

[@sherlypermatasari4928]

My jaw drop everytime he said fuck

[@SnJ316]

Needs to be longer 😏

[@bbqduhast9252]

Yeah

[@user-xb2cs1zv8y]

BRO THE 8D PART AND GOOD ASS EARBUDS. LITERALLY CAME LMFAO

[@Zachneyy]

The fact this had 2.8m views scares me

[@Moodi_madi]

This made me feel so single in so many different languages and way

[@tjnoneofyabuisness4677]

my tummy rn:✨🧚✨🦋✨🦋🐛✨✨

[@Xiomara17]

IF MY MAN IS NOT LIKE THIS WE BREAK UP

[@emiliav2918]

Where do you guys get these audios I can never find his 😭😭

[@fici2633]

soundgasm.net/u/ProfessorCal_

[@sanzusbrainrot340]

@@fici2633 sOundSgAsm ?😟😩😭😭😭

[@AmiyaMeno-ol8zn]

I JUAT GOT THE FUCKING CHILLS DOWN. MY WHOLE BODY😂

[@-amal-2377]

Ilysm thank you for this

[@CoffeeIssues]

i genuinely shivered hearing this wtffff noooo 😭😭😭😭

[@alemracdawn]

Just finished listening to the whole audio and holy fck it got me weak

[@user-ud5jy7rd4w]

WHERE CAN I FIND IT

[@gl0cksta]

@@user-ud5jy7rd4w PATERON BAE

[@nothingworld1832]

@@gl0cksta who’s??

[@psychenook4588]

Audio name?

[@rinsumondal1437]

*This is how his voice left me panting hard*

[@SMSREDD]

Oh my fucking god, I am blushing like crazy.
Am I breathing?

[@kaysworld3896]

Stop because he sounds like my physical therapist.. and he said something similar... I CANT RN 😭

[@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718]

Stomach went ⬇↙🔄↘➡↗⬆

[@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718]

😩😩😩😩

[@Sharkboyyy0]

​@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718 that's hot

[@SpookySkeletoner]

This is my favorite one now 😫🤭 I can't stop listening 😫😫❤

[@Jacky-mi3zs]

My mouth cant stop biting my lips because of him 🌚

[@MxrsMcrz]

Bro I was left speechless. For anyone who wants to know what song it is from the background is billie Jean by prznt

[@brightnessofmind8983]

Can we talk about the fact that Cal is so hot enjoying more than the listener to give pleasure

[@hanabunny_]

Tears are falling

[@FBIAGENTSL]

Why are you so sad?

[@amivls8987]

Iistened to this in class and wheezed for a good 7 minutes 💀

[@yunnaluvs]

The way i close my legs 🛐🛐🛐

[@eggs.9379]

him: why do you taste so good
me, on my period: 😨

[@foodgangz59]

Oh my💀

[@Kxnt_Kat]

2024 anyone?

[@naomiashleycanete9989]

Ayo😭

[@King-dl6pt]

This man got me running laps:
🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧍‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😏😏

[@auqust6588]

0:15 ugh😫

[@sidefaze1]

he hits different😫

[@lmcxii8922]

OHMYGOD

[@s3cret38]

The way my thighs squeeze together

[@Sweet_dreamz]

*me when I eat my wet lemon pepper wings*

[@sukunaswaifu2387]

Oh no i tried to imagine the scene and I- 😭😭 mukbang type of shit lmaoooo

[@aveley5755]

NIA YOU CHANGE THE THUMBNAILS OF THE OLD EDITS?!?!?!! U AMAZING LADY 😩 ILYSM

[@aranzaguerrero9338]

WHERE CAN I LISTEN TO THE FULL AUDIO 😭

[@whatareulookinfor4642]

I feel so not innocent after this...

[@captainweeaboo1747]

I'm the 8.1k liker and I gotta tell you... it's so satisfying to see the number change like that.

[@lolamair1707]

i...i feel so single-

[@bbqduhast9252]

Sane

[@cloud_1236]

I listened to this 2022 and I still listen to it as I cry between my thighs

[@Sharkboyyy0]

You can't cry in-between your thighs

[@freezerburnthomosexual5347]

when i tell you my hand went z o o m i n g to my mouth

[@leathehuman]

*chile lemme just subscribe right quick-*

[@xuxudternorei]

i really need more.