- says "rawr" - uses the ":3" face - listens to evanescence - tries to be "kawaii" - has dyed hair - tries to be edgy - drinks monster This -man- is a living, breathing meme.
I think I’ve gotten higher off that weed than any other a weed I’ve ever received in my entire life. Thank you, pyro. I shall continue to like your videos in hope of another weed like that one. Overall, 5 stars, would recommend to everyone.
i don’t know why i’m back here, maybe i miss watching these videos for the first time and when pyrocinical was smaller and i could come back from a long day and laugh at these videos and share him with my friends, so many people in my school loved him much like i did and i wish i kept it to myself sometimes because i liked having something so unique to me that felt like only i knew of but it doesn’t change the memories i have with it and the joy it brought me
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
didn't anyone else see the blood on the dance floor posters on his wall... oh fuck if you've never heard of that 'band' honest to god you are lucky and keep it that way
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I was so ready for the Crawling meme at the end when the kid started playing that song in the background. I guess I have to do it myself. Cue edgy emo song... CRAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!
Thank you for my a weed it arrived at my house the other day the police didn't find it in a very happy customer I'm very satisfied with my order thank you - very satisfied customer :)
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- says "rawr"
- uses the ":3" face
- listens to evanescence
- tries to be "kawaii"
- has dyed hair
- tries to be edgy
- drinks monster
This -man- is a living, breathing meme.
- eats star wars cereal
dry star wars cereal*
- has a cut-out hello kitty on it's wall
- says "subscrooble"
wise words from AnErectCock
Don't you mean danny devido
+Exinthevatican: Vinesauce Joel It always sunny in moscow
+Exinthevatican: Vinesauce Joel Omg JOEL you are so awesome
daddy
Please don't joel
DANNY DORITO
* fixes hair, plays Bring me to life, does an intro with a rawr * *i died*
I had a cringe induced seizure
I literally died (gone wrong) (very scary) (3am) (rawr)
He is 4 years early to the rawring 20's
i don't remember this O_O
* w h a t e v e r y o u s a y b u a n g*
>hates someone who called others fggt
>calls him fggt
She was jk
Fuck off moron
well, duh. its an obvious bait
Aye, fair enough
nonono he said fayiot
"Honey, why did you put permanent marker on your face?"
"I'M A FAWKING TREX MOM, RAWR! :3"
no rawr for u
@@smuz5391 shut the fuck up
That video was ironic ffs.
no one cares at this point but 420 savage like glass emojifdghausidfghauierg
"its not just a phasr mom im a trex now"
I am pretty sure these hate videos are now being made to just get your attention.
are you da real zuther?!?!?!
Please god I hope so, because then at least they are cringily imitating cringe, rather than just being cringe
Oh Meh gawd it's the real Zuthar I'm going to follow him around and annoy him
+Zuthar13 Of course they are, because they know Pyro is going to give them the 15 minutes of fame they want, even if they're obviously sarcasm
I'm actually watching this while smoking the weed Pyro sent me.
yes, the single a weed that he has sent you.
Same
Just got mine today, finally. Took nearly 4 years.
Yeah I finally got mine too! You'd better believe I injected a nug immediately!
Pyro's Single Weed Is The Best Weed Of My Life
My soul left when the T-Rex said "Rawr" I at least expected a "XD" or some shit
He left Isis to become a professional hater
😃Savage!
K
+Bryan Flores 😃dumbass
+Shady Haha he's so butthurt
+SayNoToPyrocinical HAHAHA chill out fam Kappa
Is it bad that I knew who's mouth that was in the thumbnail?
JoeynoSalads
I'm bAAAaaaack!
Nope I recognised it too xD
+George Joeysvaginatours
IM BAAAAAAAAAAACK
saying pyrocynical is another leafy rip off is like saying every gaming channel ever is a pewdiepie rip off
alexander woolley yeah. The stupidity of that emo thing makes me vomit
Abu the Cat the stupidity of people who rush spam comments on youtube makes me want to die
alexander woolley k
Abu the Cat k
alexander woolley exactly
Dude Pyro gave me so much “A Weed,” it’s insane.
I can confirm that I have received my singular weed as promised.
I got it after a year but it's still good
Socite It was quality weed tbh! Not that drug stuff people think is good.
I think I’ve gotten higher off that weed than any other a weed I’ve ever received in my entire life. Thank you, pyro. I shall continue to like your videos in hope of another weed like that one. Overall, 5 stars, would recommend to everyone.
Singular A weed
The best thing is how in that kid's video "Bring Me Back To Life" playing on the background...
This is Weeaboo level cringe,save me
+Fade Chan can you even reply with words
+A guy with a pony picture so he'll get called a fag
fag
(I don't have anything against Bronies)
pooptalker121 I know, right!
thanks pyro for the foxy body pillow i just loved it
k
+Doge Hi doge! :)
+Layon-Senpai Aww man i wanted one
+Layon-Senpai check out my channel and ull get another body pillow with a gallon ov bleach nah jk but still check out my channel pleez im desperate
hey awsum if you subscribe to me i wont sub back
The first kid's voice sounds like a broken autotune lmao
He looks and sounds just like a boy that used to study with me.
@@brazu9864 Go find him and give him a hug
@@didgowel3695 I haven't seen him in years and he was a total asshole,so nah lol
Im your 100th like 👌
Does anyone know his TH-cam channel from the first video?
is that first kid baljeet from phineas and ferb
Yes.
+xX_xboxlegend_Xx WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT
+xX_xboxlegend_Xx HERES A THING YOU CAN DO WHEN IT RAINS OUTSIDE, OR YOUR FRIEND CANT COME OVER TO PLAY!
think so
maybe....
Trex channel has been terminated XD
someone got rekt.
The Scoundrel's Cantina GG TH-cam.
I love ur vids
Y?
I was actually scared to watch this video again because I might have died from the cringe overdose
Please tell me the 2nd one is fake. Even if it isn't I need to know that I'm not living on the same planet with that creature
+Freezie Pop pls
+River Star I'M THE TRASH MAN
Freezie Pop I come out, I throw trash all over the ring. And THEN, I start eatin garbage.
+River Star My first love
i don’t know why i’m back here, maybe i miss watching these videos for the first time and when pyrocinical was smaller and i could come back from a long day and laugh at these videos and share him with my friends, so many people in my school loved him much like i did and i wish i kept it to myself sometimes because i liked having something so unique to me that felt like only i knew of but it doesn’t change the memories i have with it and the joy it brought me
The second guy thinks you're gay, but he should really look at himself smh
that's the second best roast of 2016!!
Wait that's a guy seriously I mean no offense but I mean just think about it I thought he was a girl
CamDaMan's Channel At this point, I don't really care anymore. He's a t-rex i suppose
JoeBob the Asian
T-Rex on Mecha Fox action...
I didn't want to sleep anyway
CeeDee Player Resteroni in pepperoni
You are now breathing manually.
You are now blinking manually.
You are welcome.
gay
I'm not blinking bitch
you now have the worlds deadliest assassin tracking you down manually.
I drank bleach so I cant breathe sorry
+Mohammed Tarek whale shit
I don’t understand all the hate for pyro, these videos cure my crippling depression
Hannu Bananu same here
Hannu Bananu same
Dont you mean give you crippling depression
ERIK VENUS GGE it does both actually
same to me but i bet this is pyros second channel 😂
Last time I came this early to pyro it was on his body pillow
o_o
hey that's pretty good
me too my nigga
Every night m8
ok then.....
who eats cereals with an energy drink?! wtf
dinosaurs
thats an acient recipy named "slowly killing yourself" its like drugs but it doesnt give you allucinations its just shit m8 !!!
+Glidahh rawr :3
+Yoshi Kamadoro person who want to die from an ass cancer
+Yoshi Kamadoro I'm sure that the video was a troll, it has to be!
This amount of cinge is going to kill me sooner or latter
k
M8 am already dead
i died from cringerities 2 mins ago mate
We are all already dead
cinge
2:10 proves the first lad is secretly a mouse having a seizure.
The second lad is more edgy than me at age seven.
Pyro... I used to be a fan, but now im an airconditioner
+Kazaam funny and original
+zEB Swaag Hilarious and Original!
+zEB Swaag wtf u talking about , that joke is older than your grandmother
Rip pyrocynical fan
That's sexist
I've only recently started watching Pyrocynical
and i'm already fuckin' lovin' it m8
+\Enthusiasm/ same
+\Enthusiasm/ plz i have something to ask you. after i jump into a canyon, buy me a wife and tell her i said fuck you
shima lover numbah 1 and when you see doctor breen, tell him i said
fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
\Enthusiasm/ dose a love doctor count?
shima lover numbah 1 yes
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
i checked im type1
*Sniff sniff* That is beautiful!
I know this is a touching story, but you might be adopted since pringles arent made of potatoes.
Everyone thinks I'm a boy, but I am of no gender. They never expected that!
SCP 1471 hey are you dot be In someone App Store????
Is that Rawr kid playing Evanescence? 😂
WAKE ME UUUP INSIIDEE
+Exo ayyyyy exo whos ur bias?
SAAAAAVEE MEEEE
+TheRealBercik CALL MY NAME AND SAAVE MEE FROM THE DAAARK
Yeah
I like how the first kid's whispering while his parents are discussing their divorce and are agreeing on putting him up for adoption
lol
He was fucking playing the kids bop version of wake me up inside
Smol Sammich edgy 9 year olds
Smol Sammich hell ye
Thank you for sending me a weed
come on my roast was better then these garbages
Designated?
+The Othminator Fuck off
+The Othminator Fuck off
true
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didn't anyone else see the blood on the dance floor posters on his wall... oh fuck if you've never heard of that 'band' honest to god you are lucky and keep it that way
Botdv is a horrible band
+Jacqueline Okeke it really is
I have seen a video of a Blood on the Dance Floor concert-the one about the bra incident.... I'm having war flashbacks man....Oh lord...
The 'nam flashbacks are strong with this one.
100% agree, if I have one regret in life it's that fucking band
Didn't you hear that the new Far Cry has Hello Kitty, Sesame Street, and Star Wars in it?
LOL HE CALLS YOU GAY BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN XD
Me too😂😂😂
He looks like valkyrie from r6s xd
Same
Ikr
Wait, that things human?
Uh I think ezra deleted his channel, I genuinely can't find it anywhere :/
it got rekt
He besmirched the good name of hello kitty
Emo KitKat he got it deleted from youtube community
Izzy Pie calm down children take it back to the playground
Izzy Pie well I'm gay sooooooooooo
0:08
Suprised he voiced In the lorax
TheCreativeCombine I liked his work in Hercules too. Though that could be my bias showing since Hercules was my first Disney movie.
I dont blame u for using JonTron clips. he is frikin hilarious
AnimeBulletin gotta be family friendly
OI TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH
Frek
heck
2:01 He sounds like a fangirl trying not to scream when they see their favorite celebrity
HALP!! my little sister is stuck in the 2013 memes! please, just teach me how to cure this cancer... please... save my loved one...
you make her listen to we're number 1 remixs
A Edgy Dank Memers Comment that will definitely work
put an MLG old Pyrocynical video
misled flyer
Feed her the fresh blood of your enemies.
Give her fidget spinner memes? Nah.
thanks for the genuine totally real and delivered weed pyro
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a weed*
You could really hear the crippling depression in the 1st kids voice. May he rest in peace
I M A T R E X R A W R
That’s just tactical facepaint
I S P A C E O U T M Y W O R D S F O R N O R E A S O N
Frank
Kid's channel has been banned
+Weird Roblox Player I know I shouldn't react to these comments but I feel offended
+Meufor. poke why me why not him
Oh wow! I've never seen Adolf Hitler on youtube! This is definently not the millionth F*CKING TIME I SEE A DUDE NAMED ADOLF HITLER.
Adolf Hitler You gave me cancer. Thank you.
lmao
New Kellog's commercial????😁😁😂😂
Lol
Is it about some women in cyro freeze getting shot.
+Ddynamite jesus fucking christ man you're giving me flashbacks
+MemesRMyStuff no need to thank me.
+MemesRMyStuff u means Vietnam flashbacks???😁😁
I was so ready for the Crawling meme at the end when the kid started playing that song in the background. I guess I have to do it myself. Cue edgy emo song... CRAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!
_thanks_
(Wake me up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIINNNN MYYYY CRAAAAAAAAWLLL. THESE CRAAAAWWWWLLLLS THEY WIIILLLL NOT CRAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
+Badass Owl (can't wake up) WAKE ME UP AND SAVE ME FROM MY MIND, or how ever that shit goes
+joel .nevill pls no
That kid. Monster Energy and StarWars cereal. And he is like 9 years old.
Wow in, one video Pyro gets roasted by a Ninja and a She-Male. Nice.
memes
noice
You mean Al Qaeda and the last dino?
i love how the first kid is whispering because if his parents got in the room they'd be like:
WTF son
As a superhero in training, I support this video.
I believe he do drugs
Don’t do drugs
Wow, after that you don’t ever have to tell me not to do drugs again
Hey, Pyro, when are you gonna make a shop? I need that Pyro-senpai body pillow fam
Yea
+TheMasterOfDerp I need a pyro body pillow with an asshole
Yeah, Pyro. I need that thick foxy ass printed out on a body pillow. plz . . . plz ;-;
hey wats up derp
Same
that scene kid was ripped right out if 2009
was the first kid osama bin ladens kid ?
i...i love your profile picture
Alexis Esham I love you :3
+Shinsuke Kimura i love you senpai
hissssss
(_) hisssssss
As a stoner, I can say that my whole weed definitely came and it was a quality marijuana. Thank you pyro, you’re my favorite dealer
1:51
*WRYYYYYYYYY*
That Undertale thing was awesome
Wait is that edited in or is he actually playing fucking "Bring me to life"
FUCKIN hell
Why your picture looks like a Pyro getting fucked
Very good weed, 10/10 I can confirm.
9:14 I JUST VOMITED UPON SEEING THAT WHO HAS MONSTER ENERGY DRINK WITH STAR WARS CEREAL?!?!?!
Hydrogen Peroxide is a much better option.
god i miss 2015-16-17
When he opened that monster can, my friend Kyle went online on steam.
The fist kid sounds like he’s about to burst into tears
Can confirm, the weed was good.
+Senny Bee a weed*
7:40 I got the weed and got in jail just returned was epic
That kid who thinks he's a T-Rex actually nearly killed me from too much cringe
“1 like = 1 kiss on the cheek..”
Me: 😏Oof
“..from Joey”
Me; HECK NO
Oops. Looks like you made a spelling error. You said "no" I think you meant "HECK YEAH"
Thank you for my a weed it arrived at my house the other day the police didn't find it in a very happy customer I'm very satisfied with my order thank you - very satisfied customer :)
R.I.P
Anonymous Pyrocynical Hating Child
He will be missed
1:19
actually it sounds more like a sonic screwdriver
What makes this 100x funnier is the Pyro's tone while speaking
Is it just me, or is the thumbnail to the video literally the closeup of Joey's World Tour at 9:41?
Rape?
Vape?
Not Here X gon fist it in ya
Not Here Cape?
Not Here oh you like that don't you babygril mmmmm
Kell Newt Sape?
38,000 people wanted to be kissed by Joeysworldtour
The t-Rex had his weed taken by his roommate
at 7:30 my brain exploded plz help me
7:30
+Lucien the dark djinn 7:30
+Josh Gold (Melon Maniac)
0:73
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
*ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES*
Came back to enjoy a cringe classic in 2022. Anyone else?
That first kid must have gotten the CS: GO skin insanity. His throat is just dissolving into dust.
I love that old pyros idea of a joke was slowing a video of someone saying something down
I literally fucking gagged when he poured the Monster drink on the cereal.
I checked his channel after this and it truly does look like TH-cam has your back because they terminated his channel
I swear that first kid was some sort of troll, he was even trying to keep his voice down so his mom wouldn’t hear him cursing.
That kid is literally the T-1000 from terminator 2
Thank you Pyrocinical. My single a weed arrived at my house today. Your boy, Pyro never fails to deliver a weed.
Why am i back here after all these years
its not he its Trex
triggered
What's the "sad song" at 2:40 ???
+TheAttackMaster Darude - WakeMeUpStorm
Thanks to the guy who all of you guys reported as spam, I got it though... Actually didn't expect anyone in to actually answer the correct song ;)
TheAttackMaster NP
+TheAttackMaster Touch - Mattia Cupelli
+TheAttackMaster I'll Help you, since Nobody Else will
Royalty Free Sad Piano Music, I can Send Link if you Want to.
"Pls subscrooble RaaAAaUaAAr"
It's time to stop
I've been laughing at "subscrooble" for a good half hour now, send help
*gets recommended this 5 years later*
"My single A weed" XXXDDD
How did anyone live through this era of culture lmao
This was an era of edgelords. And “satire” ran rampant.
I lost it when he poured the Monster in the fucking Star wars Cereals.
I lost it when I saw his fucking face
There’s a weed game ad on this vid
The music in the background is so appropriate
When he drank the monster he looked like he was fucking eating it
Them: “Pyrocynical = gay!0
*Even Speedwagon is afraid*