All I could think of was SAO which got SO much shit for all its coffee shop/café scenes even though the constant repeat of those is really one of the smaller issues..xD
Luna Arli That line is a play on the phrase "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." It means that you shouldn't be a hypocrite. For example, you shouldn't make fun of or attack someone for not wearing sunblock in the summertime if you yourself do not wear sunblock in the summertime. JP made that reference because in this video he talks about how you shouldn't be overly mean or nitpick when giving criticism, yet his sarcastic videos can be seen as mean or nitpicky (even though that is the point of his videos). It is unrelated to the phrase "glass cannon" which means that something is very powerful but can break easily. It's most often used in gaming, where something or someone has very high offensive strength, but is very weak defensively.
@pecu alex After that, they became brother in arm and lover in bed, and decided to going on adventure in order to add more to their harem, showing the world feat of true masculinity, facing against any adversity the world throw at them
Ares 90 All the obscenities!!! WE NEED THE HYPERBOLE OF WORST BOOK EVER, THEREFORE WE MUST USE ALLLLLLLLLL THE OBSCENITIES! Why even stop at one language? This is the Internet, Google Translate will perfectly serve to offend the author!
I have a piece of advice for anyone attending a writing workshop: You don't even have to read the stories written by your fellow classmates! All you have to do is listen to what everyone else says in their critiques and piggyback off of them, saying "I agree with what they said," while tossing in a bunch of other vague criticisms like ""x' is cliche" and "you need more character development." It's easy!
Can't say I haven't had to bluff my way through a workshop like that (mainly because I kept forgetting that some people might forget to print copies and I'd have to check online). Though I always did try to be sure to take a copy home and write down a critique after.
Satire is a humorous yet arguably constructive way to show someone their mistakes (or mistakes that they could make,) whereas sarcasm is used to insult people and hurt their feelings. They both try to be funny and clever. Satire is usually aimed at a large audience, and sarcasm used most often in one-to-one conversations.
Mostly sarcasm. Satire is using mockery and exaggeration to point out the flaws in something, while sarcasm is something said or done in a way that strongly implies another, usually opposite way.
Do a love tesseract! It's like a love triangle but with 16 characters! That not only makes it unimaginably convoluted for readers, but critics can't accurately attack it without knowing everything about your story! Plus it references high level mathematics so you can stand atop your knowledge and laugh at the rest of the population for not being able to comprehend your genius!
YOU MANIAC! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Were you not content with the love dodecahedron?!? Why would you unleash such infamy upon the internets? Sweet tropes of TV have mercy on us.
You fools! The only way to solve a love triangle is to unite every single characters together in a Love Sphere. Only then will we attend perfect harmony.
"Don't bother to explain *why* it's bad!" This is my favorite part of the whole video. I think this is perfect terrible writing advice, sums up the majority of bad feedback.
“I think this critic is really bad. They seem to be writing for the sake of how wittily they can destroy a work, rather than trying to provide helpful critique to the author. Not really worth listening to.” “Coward. You just can’t handle criticism.”
Destroy... ehh.. Critism should test to destruction. no point in buttered up criticism. If it is built solidly, it will stand against the harshest criticism.
@@carbon1255 doesn't work that way in reality, especially for long formats like books. there'll eventually be a controversial topic where the critic can obliterate you without any purely logical comeback
Are you *fucking* stupid? No,true critics are supposed to be using fucking vulgar language and logical fallacies such as ad hominem you have to be a fucking idiot to not understand this,you dont understand it because you are an idiot and this makes you so wrong. true critics also crush their dreams because we dont want to see this garbage anymore. /Sarcasm
I got a client I'm helping right now with his book. Poor guy actually was expecting me to rip it to shreds, probably due to a number troll reviewers he'd had to put up with. As that paralleled my own experience with a script I'm writing with a partner, I took the time to point out strengths and weaknesses. Memo to anyone who thinks they know better than the published: should you ever get past your fear to write your own script, don't be surprised to find out how hard it is to get things straight.
oh boy do I know, I wrote a novelesque fan story cause the developer of an indie game was quite enthusiastic on the idea and let me tell you it was my first one, wrote the first chapter in an essay format, ooh boy that was a mess, but I learned and now I am not as terrible, maybe I really don't know and by the way my stories do not have run on sentences like in the comment here i am just lazy when it comes to commeting
PalmerDude Gaming Hey, it's a TH-cam forum, pal, not a final draft. Trust me when I say practice actually does make perfect. Keep it up and you might be surprised what you come up with.
I have already surprised myself with just how complex I can actually make a story but with subtlety, for example of the course of two stories I slowly built up this corporation that was in the background for the most part and soon it will be taking the forefront, whenever I make my third story, I still think I am not amazing though, I know you can be your own worst critic but I tell myself purposely that its not perfect because it helps me with realizing what does not work
PalmerDude Gaming If you can see the improvement, then never fret about it being perfect. At the same time, see if there are ways you can improve as you go. Perfection is a journey, not a destination. Sounds like you're already on the right track.
I had it more as when you ask somebody for criticism but they only want to say nice things because they're too afraid to hurt your feelings, or somebody likes your work so much they refuse to see flaws (of which every body of work has) rather than that praise is not criticism (because it can be). Criticism can be positive and negative - the key is for it to be constructive. So you can praise an author for something that works really well, as long as you can explain why it works so well. What this comes down to is empty hate/praise is not criticism. You can really dislike an element in a story, and explaining why is constructive crticism.
I have yet to read anything by de Sade, but from what I've read ABOUT his work, it's pretty much exactly what happens when you throw an overprivileged twat in prison: unrealistic characters, implausible plotlines, and a lot of 'Life sucks!' Despite what people want to believe, he was never cleverly poking society and showing up its hypocrisy.
Don't forget: If somebody gives a reasonable critique of something you like, praising its good points while also pointing out the areas in which it needs improvement, they're obviously a hater since they didn't just celebrate every single thing about it, and you should engage in a flame war with them until the sun burns out.
Yeah! Sweaty slapfight's right- they wrote, "you're character's a sue." They used the wrong "your", therefore the character can't _possibly_ be a Mary Sue!
And according to obsessed fanboys and fangirls fans who are willing to criticise certain aspects of series they like aren't "true fans" even though there's no such thing. Fanboy and fangirl logic is "just blindly praise the series you like, pretend there's nothing wrong with it and that nothing has to be done better, delude yourself that to be a fan of a series you have to like every part of it even the bad ones." Legitimate critiques are evil plots to ruin the series in their minds.
Just tacking on a note, now that an old comment in this chain got deleted and my reply has no context anymore- I don't remember the exact post, but I think somebody with the screename "Sweaty slapfight" said something about responding to the "haters" by complaining about their grammar, rather than trying to understand which "areas needing improvement" they're talking about. Because as we all know, one little typo or confusion over homophones completely invalidates anything you're trying to say! I know I could've edited the 3-year-old comment, _I just didn't want to._
@@saniel2748 Hilarious video, only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant. Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’, just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments, over and over again.
more like holy crap someone spelt a word I always struggle with flawlessly unless spellcheck was used but hey I dont blame anyone for that cause I seriously am dyslexic at typing
My criticism pet peeves: - Treating all flaws as equally serious, especially when commenting on a noob's work. Someone's first work will be full of flaws and they'll likely delete it later in embarrassment. But they can't focus on all of them at once, so a rant that puts equal stress on things that can be fixed at their current skill level, things they should practice towards in the near future, and things that really won't come without more experience, doesn't tell them anything useful at all. - Thinking you can always pinpoint where something went wrong. Like there's a hundred steps between an idea and a final work, but you can ALWAYS tell which one the artist doesn't master and how strange, it's always either something that can't be fixed so they should quit, or something revealing a shameful hidden aspect of their personality so they should quit. - Posting your hilariously hyperlative critic to a cringe media forum. Nothing more constructive than submitting some 12 years old's Pokemon fanfic to worstfictionever dot net and have a hundred edgelords flooding their comments for a couple of weeks.
Someone read a feww passages while I was around. the ... erm ... instruction like form of the text made it surprisinlgy easy on my sanity. Or maybe I was already beyond broken.
I read a ton of marquis de sade. i actually wanted to see how other authors handled sexual content. 120 days of sodom was like an encyclopedia of perversion
@Char Azanabl, don't compare it to the Dark Eldar. It's well known that The 120 Days Of Sodom is Slaanesh's favourite book. Oh, and his favourite film is Caligula.
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks Tired of all-killing Keters, that have no lore or mistery behind them? Me too. That's why this universe should not be popularised. Seriously. Without huge popularity boom, and getting into mainstream, "Confinement" might be the only SCP-themed show ever, but at least there will be less egdy teenagers, that write unimaginative shit
Kyle Hill Secure. Contain. Protect. The SCP Foundation is one of the internet’s biggest creative writing communities with a focus on Sci-Fi, Horror, and Creepypasta style stories. It’s a really deep fan community; there are artists and animators and voice actors (like me) who take the stories and make things out of them.
Honest Happy Hater I can’t abide by that kind of isolationism. Sure, we’ll get more bad articles, but we’ll also get more creative minds to build bigger and better things. Had I never found it myself, I wouldn’t have gotten interested in making live action adaptations of them. I’ve got a theatre and film background and lots of talented connections, and once my channel’s big enough to give me a budget, we’re going to make good shit.
In my college writing class (and probably many others), we were paired with another student and told to write a critique of their essay. The professor gave us specific advice for how to write the critiques and graded them. I think I learned as much from writing the critique as I did from writing the paper.
Hilarious video, only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant. Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’, just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments, over and over again. //takemyrecommendationordie
What, do you, mean, misplaced, commas,? Commas, indicate pauses, and obviously, we should all, like, use commas, to, represent when our, brain pauses, while typing.
Shatner was trying to convey that Kirk was thinking and speaking off the top of his head. If you've seen his other work, you know he doesn't do that as a matter of course.
Don't forget to be critical with really young writers to get some really juicy insult potential and to crush out the ambition and motivation of future creators.
3/10. That is the rule. You must compliment/hold criticism from a childs work 3 times in 10 even if it means complimenting shit else they will stop. Bit of pop psych for you there. Less than you thought, perhaps. It is also true giving praise more than about half of the time is also really bad for them.
This is the best video on the internet! Okay, hyperboles aside, thanks for summing up my feelings on so much of the petty so-called "criticism" that infests the internet today. I shall enjoy re-watching this video to raise my spirits after wading through the torrents of ridiculous threads and articles that bombardall forms of social media.
Once, I saw someone genuinely say they thought telling an artist that their art is horrible and that they should off themselves was a good way to offer encouragement
"Giving criticism is not a skill" I am glad this channel is pretty much entirely sarcastic, otherwise I would be very angry. As someone who criticizes stories and writing a lot, I know how best to do things: be polite to those who you don't know, or people who are just asking for criticism. If they obviously prefer politeness, keep being polite until they go horribly wrong. If they're small, they may have gotten to know you somewhat and realized that you actually getting angry may be an indicator of them screwing up royally. There's one person, he wrote a story rather similar to another, more popular story. I compared the first two chapters in a really long post, mostly positive towards the new story. I continued to read it, and then one chapter came along which was so poorly written that I went a bit off the rails. "There is a feeling I don't usually feel when reading, and it was surfacing during this. There are only 2 other times that I can remember feeling this: one was when someone said that men are bad, disgusting, and vile." Just a little bit. So anyways, after that, we had a discussion (a civil one, mind you) in which he asked me for advice on what exactly he did wrong (showed me his thought process) and I showed how those things may not be clear or lead to an entirely different conclusion. The two major aspects are that you keep yourself polite and constructive, and even when you get very angry, at least keep it constructive. Never just say "you suck" or "this sucks" since one's an ad hominem, and both don't have any meaning. "Actual constructive criticism in a comment thread? Have I struck gold or found Shangri-La?"
Constructive criticism in a comment thread can be rare, but not as rare as you think. However, the chance of constructive criticism appearing is connected to what the video is about. The chance of it appearing will definitely increase if the video is about a topic and what views or claims are made toward it. =Y
I think that if some criticism can be harsh enough to hurt your feelings, it HAS to be. That part when you feel hurt is generally the blindness to a certain inadequacy in your ability being exposed. Only when you can see it you can deal with it. If you are fully aware, then criticism of your work cannot hurt at all, polite or impolite, because you can understand whether is is correct or not. Having said that, that is not the same as shouting or aggression. Remember, it wouldn't hurt if it was not true.
Sashrunner The last quote wasn't actually something I said. Rather, it was a quote from someone responding to my criticism of the questionable choice of music on a certain video (the music is too loud to hear the sounds which are present in the video, but it's also far too soft and the words within the song are inaudible because of it, meaning that the possible meaning that could have been conveyed through those words to the video is lost). I was attempting to provide an example of how people think when it comes to criticism on comments. Confusion of the point is most likely due to me not explaining where that quote came from or the context.
On one side, there’s TAKING criticism: “How dare they not like my writing/art! There’s no possible way that anything I do needs improving! They’re just not reading/looking at it right!” Then there’s GIVING criticism: “Ugh how dare they respond to my totally well-thought out comment about how their story filled with magic sucks because It lacks logic!? I must be the only smart person on the internet!”
„Critisism should be used in order to cut loose and put other authors down while elevating your own position“ *unrelated image* A few moments later „Tearing people down is really great entertaining and great for strocking ones own ego...dont forget to be snarky too“ *another unrelated image* Yet even more few moments later. „...and go over every every minor error in excrutiating detail“ *yet another unrelated image*
(..in response to "strocking" instead of "stroking.") 01:11: "Your (1st) draft has a typo which means you are no longer considered a writer. And since your art sucks that means you no longer have any value as an indivual. In short, you suck and are a terrible person." PS: I agree with you, lol - I just wanted to reference something from this writers bible's chapter 😏
"Why learn to break down a story to understand why it`s popular when instead you can attack it because it`s popular. Telling diehard fans they are stupid for liking something will most definitely win them over." The Hipster Creed.
Lets not forget the worst critic of them all The one that destroys everything you worked for,every word you write they critize you for it,they tell you you will never be anything good,that you will have nothing after you are done That critic Is You.
Dude, people's work who do not have this or have lost it are absolute turds. Only someone who is truly and severely self critical can get any good. Otherwise you reach good enough.
@@carbon1255 That sounds good, until you realise too much of that means you won’t feel good enough to make any because, “why bother, It’s not like it’s going to be any good” hasn’t worked out for me so far.
Hilarious video, only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant. Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’, just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments, over and over again. //takemyrecommendationordie
"Insert -ism here" HAHAHA, I loved that part. I love how poltically neutral this statement is. It could easily refer to liberals saying things are racism or sexism when they aren't, or to conservatives saying they are feminist or whatever else conservatives say things are when they aren't. It leaves it open for each side to fill in their own -isms.
I had a friend who volunteered to help edit a story of mine. At first she was good and gave helpful comments, but when it was finished, and I asked her to look over it, she read one page, called the whole thing boring and terrible. Litterally, she said that it was the worst book she ever read. From one page.
If you are a girl, do not ask another girl for opinion based advice. It is a genetic imperative for women to put one another down for social advantage, whether they know they are doing it or not. Or in other cases to brown nose. You are unlikely to get neutral advice from a female as a female if you have a social relationship with them.
It depends on who you ask, I think. I asked a different female friend to look it over, and she is giving me honest advice. She's even calling me out on typos. There's a difference between constructive criticism and just criticism. The other girl gave criticism, and this friend gives constructive criticism.
I had a writing friend on Twitter give me feedback for my query letter and first chapter. It was the best criticism that I've ever received. To the point and addresses why the problems are problems
It's okay, your channel is -mocking- criticizing entire genres. That's not subject to the same rules as criticizing specific people, because genres don't have feelings that can be hurt. At least, I _hope_ not. If they do, and they've been biding their time to wreak their vengeance on those who mocked them, then we're all doomed...
Hi, I'm here to give some constructive criticism for you: Quit writing. Hope I helped! Not bad over-all; just implement my advice, and I think you'll have promise!
Hilarious video, only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant. Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’, just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments, over and over again. //takemyrecommendationordie
**Marvel movie spoiler** Thank you about mentioning target audience. I read movie reviews of people that don't like what I like because maybe I missed something. This female critic always complains and says the marvel movies are bad because there is no romance. When I read that she only likes romantic comedies all I thought was, then why the fuck is she watching action films if she is biased against the genre. If it's romance she wants, then will she be embarrassed if the movies follow the comics of why Thanos is collecting the infinity stones?
What's also aggravating is when hateful trolls try to play the victim. They'll send the most hateful insults and threats to someone on social media, and then when they get blocked, they'll cry that they got blocked just because they offered a little "criticism". 🙄😤. Edit- Kudos for pointing out how ridiculous the idea that someone will give up what they're doing because someone criticized them is. I wonder about those people who think insulting and threatening others will make them bow down to them. They probably had bad parents who defended everything they did, so now they get they'll get whatever they want just by throwing a tantrum.
I have multiple people reading something for me. Thanks for the helpful guide to give them. ;} Yeah, the internet can be a hive of vileness and empty insults, but it can also be a source of sincere compliments and genuine critique
1:54 As a creator, these types of "critics" bother me more than people who just directly insult me. The worst thing you can EVER say to any content creator is just "it's good", because it's too basic to sound like praise, and it effectively says "change nothing." I don't wanna hear that everything's perfectly fine, I just wanna hear what the hell is wrong with my writing!
I'm going to look up that book. I'll be back 😄 It's a terrible book, people actually debated if it should be burned or not and it's banned in some counties.....😶
I enjoyed the self aware humour and find this to be a crucial piece of advice to end the year on. I understand that it's meant to be a recurring joke but the Mary sue love triangle as your go to thing to poke fun at may lead to an implication that as long as your story isn't that it's all good. I want to dislike this video and send angry tweets because it doesn't have a Donald Trump reference But your also a perfect human being and your videos have never had any flaws please love me and respond to my stalker like messages.
"..this is too convoluted for me", he said. "But maybe it's bc my mothertongue's Germans & I love nowhere near any English speaking country (😜)", he added - after a short pause.
Criticism should be given with the goal of helping someone improve. Be kind yet honest, sacrificing neither to criticize someone. Just make it clear to the person you’re criticizing that you care and that’s why you’re saying what you are. That way they’ll be more likely to respond to it well.
Make sure that you argue with the person you're criticizing, and make it as personal as possible as soon as possible - and never give any indication that you believe they will - or even can - change.
I have a problem. I'm addicted to drugs. I can't function properly, nor can I be a productive member of society. my family has disowned me all because of this drug. Terrible writing advice is my drug, and I can't stop watching his videos. Send help.
I laughed so hard at this one! These videos are always great. Why not give "advice" about writing comedy, memoirs, kid's books, or fanfiction? This is a bit different than what you usually do, but you could also give "advice" on starting a blog or youtube channel.
Forget writing, this video works for criticizing or debating pretty much ANYTHING and should be a required watch for anyone who partakes in human interaction, whether in person or online.
I feel like one of the issues with giving criticism is that we aren't really taught how to give good feedback. I didn't really learn how to give decent feedback until I took creative writing and we had to give feedback for every single person's short stories.
From the Wikipedia page: “The characters consider it normal, even routine, to sexually abuse very young children, both male and female. A lot of attention is given to feces, which the men consume as a delicacy. They designate the chapel for defecation.” Aaaand that’s all I need to see of this book.
@Terrible Writing Advice I love your channel. End of story. Also, I have a bunch of friends attempting to write their own stories too and they... have mixed opinions about the channel.
RascaldeesV2 yeah you're friends probably don't like it cause it might hit a little close too home. They might also not like terrible writing advice cause he can come off as snarky 1:33 so they might ignore his advice. Also J.P. advice isn't absolute. It's pretty clear he is a science fiction/fantasy writer. For example the love triangle can be an effective tool when writing a Romance or a Drama. In a Romance can be used as a contrast and a test for your main couple to show how strong their bond is. In a Drama it could be used to show how messy interpersonal relationships between people can be. Though for genre like action, sci-fi, and fantasy love triangles are usually a crutch to fill in plot. So it makes sense why J.P. avoid them.
It's awesome your channel can poke fun at itself. Love your videos and they've really helped me think over the concept and fundamentals of writing and storytelling. Merry Christmas.
Hilarious video, only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant. Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’, just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments, over and over again. //takemyrecommendationordie
he could make one talking about horror in general, like "how to write a scary story: just make it all about gore and jumpscares". creepypasta would be awesome too 😃
I just found this channel. Your sarcasm is hilarious and refreshing (when consumed in reasonable doses), and the perfect reminder not to take myself or my writing too seriously. Thanks for making me laugh!
"This anime had the greatest story ever told in it, but it had stock faces -100/10 it's fucking dumb. Subscribe because TH-cam's algorothim hates me and wont give free subscribers.:"
This is actually a perfect commentary on the subject. And especially from 4:20 onwards, it really applies to video game fandoms, anime fandoms, and perhaps the worst fandoms of them all; kids cartoon fandoms.
Thanks again for another great vid JP! This is actually why I don't like to share my story ideas with my friends, cause I'm very uhhh...sensitive about it and they know how badly I want it to be 'good', so I'm afraid anything I show them, they'll give me fake praise and I don't want that.
I've gotten perfect criticism like "you made an error". Thanks, that'll help me know what to fix. Or "you misunderstood the original statement". Okay, which of all statements did I misunderstood? In what way can you see that I have misunderstood it? - Perfect help.
3:23 *If you value your sanity, do not look up this book!* I'm an American student in the American school system. I've lost my sanity. *searches up the book* *somehow loses more*
I'm going to use all these great suggestions in my next writer's group. All joking aside, this video is more pointing out the overall problem we're having in society today. People are latching onto "sides" in everything and using extremes to attack or defend. We can't expect people to give rational, well meaning suggestions when they're being trained to only absolutely love or hate things. They have no middle ground to start with. And yes, I realize the irony of making generalizations in my statement against absolutes...
1:59 I just HAD to pause to read all that! Lol'd the whole time! X^D I also love how the critic at his computer has a desk clock that always reads something around 10:00 PM or 1:00 AM. Also love the devil's flask of "Writer's Tears" at 1:51, and those thumbnails at 4:28. X^D
OMG! That is the "best idea ever" which absolutely MUST be written! "Attack of the Rennegade Mutant Coffee Shop from Japes'n'Java 22" will be decried as the most hated tale of the 2018 holiday season! Thanks, Terrible Writing Advice. (I actually do mean that because you have sparked some amusing story ideas for me.)
UN-Capital 1 no it has roots as a pagan holiday that was turned Christian by the church because they were making too much noise. 2 I wasn't even talking about Christmas.
+cold coffee gag productions While you may be correct about its origins, its modern version is still connected to the worlds largest holdiay, making it mainstream. Also I assumed it was Christmas that you were talking about for three reasons: A- J.P. made a similar remark about Halloween in another video, B- Christmas Eve is tomorrow and Christmas itself is in two days, and C-Your own pfp displays the white and red cap associated with Christmas.
It's uncanny how you've described how the majority of people on the internet talk about anything, not just about writing. Love the heavy sarcasm as always!
That rant about coffee shops went on way too long because coffee shops are stupid and I hate them.
I've always been a tea shop person myself
Death to Starbucks!!!
You forgot that because you personally dislike coffee shops it means that the story is universally crap
All I could think of was SAO which got SO much shit for all its coffee shop/café scenes even though the constant repeat of those is really one of the smaller issues..xD
Actually, I am quite fond of coffee shop scenes. Like in The Room. Anyway, how's your sex life?
This video should be mandatory seen by anyone who should be allowed to do something on the internet.
Knowing the internet, half of them will somehow miss the sarcasm.
Only half? How optimistic.
ThePursuit OfSymmetry What time period? If it's the 1600s, no thank you.
Except those who'll take it literally.
i.e. booktubers. Every booktuber who only makes coin shitting about other people's books.
“My arm is getting tired from all these stones I keep throwing from my glass house.”
God your channel is magnificent.
Now that's good criticism!
(..if I understood you correctly 😅)
i didnt understand that line actually. can someone explain it to me please?
Luna Arli You know the phase, "glass cannon,"? It's like that.
Luna Arli That line is a play on the phrase "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." It means that you shouldn't be a hypocrite. For example, you shouldn't make fun of or attack someone for not wearing sunblock in the summertime if you yourself do not wear sunblock in the summertime. JP made that reference because in this video he talks about how you shouldn't be overly mean or nitpick when giving criticism, yet his sarcastic videos can be seen as mean or nitpicky (even though that is the point of his videos).
It is unrelated to the phrase "glass cannon" which means that something is very powerful but can break easily. It's most often used in gaming, where something or someone has very high offensive strength, but is very weak defensively.
Lawrence Gist It really isn't.
I kinda wanted to see how that Mary Sue story ends.... the last thing is Jeff suggesting they get oiled up and.... donate to charity?
...think about their lives, get proper jobs and start dating normal people.
Okay now I'm curious.
pecu alex
oooh I like that ending best XD
@pecu alex After that, they became brother in arm and lover in bed, and decided to going on adventure in order to add more to their harem, showing the world feat of true masculinity, facing against any adversity the world throw at them
Personally, I think that Mary Sue is a bit of a Mary Sue.
And remember, the more obscenities the better, it helps add a layer of urgency, meaning the author will feel and connect with the critique the better!
Ares 90 All the obscenities!!! WE NEED THE HYPERBOLE OF WORST BOOK EVER, THEREFORE WE MUST USE ALLLLLLLLLL THE OBSCENITIES! Why even stop at one language? This is the Internet, Google Translate will perfectly serve to offend the author!
the best critisim is "ur mum gae no givebacks and ur a bich ! 121REEEEE"
Link's AMV. Ya I love it, 500+ hours logged
Be sure to send threats of torture and murder to the author and or their loved ones, that's rational and totally not disturbing at all!
Obscenities do show sincerity. So you can tell that this entire comment is insincere by the lack of obscenities.
I have a piece of advice for anyone attending a writing workshop: You don't even have to read the stories written by your fellow classmates! All you have to do is listen to what everyone else says in their critiques and piggyback off of them, saying "I agree with what they said," while tossing in a bunch of other vague criticisms like ""x' is cliche" and "you need more character development." It's easy!
*that easy
Can't say I haven't had to bluff my way through a workshop like that (mainly because I kept forgetting that some people might forget to print copies and I'd have to check online). Though I always did try to be sure to take a copy home and write down a critique after.
Is this video suppose to be satire or sarcastic? I never really knew the difference
Satire is a humorous yet arguably constructive way to show someone their mistakes (or mistakes that they could make,) whereas sarcasm is used to insult people and hurt their feelings. They both try to be funny and clever. Satire is usually aimed at a large audience, and sarcasm used most often in one-to-one conversations.
Mostly sarcasm. Satire is using mockery and exaggeration to point out the flaws in something, while sarcasm is something said or done in a way that strongly implies another, usually opposite way.
Do a love tesseract! It's like a love triangle but with 16 characters! That not only makes it unimaginably convoluted for readers, but critics can't accurately attack it without knowing everything about your story! Plus it references high level mathematics so you can stand atop your knowledge and laugh at the rest of the population for not being able to comprehend your genius!
Even better, no one can accuse your story of being flat or two-dimensional when it's modeled after a four-dimensional cube! Complected=Deep, right?
YOU MANIAC! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Were you not content with the love dodecahedron?!? Why would you unleash such infamy upon the internets? Sweet tropes of TV have mercy on us.
Wait, are you the guy with hypothetical stars?
“Tesseract”
Loki: *heavy breathing*
You fools! The only way to solve a love triangle is to unite every single characters together in a Love Sphere.
Only then will we attend perfect harmony.
"Don't bother to explain *why* it's bad!" This is my favorite part of the whole video. I think this is perfect terrible writing advice, sums up the majority of bad feedback.
“I think this critic is really bad. They seem to be writing for the sake of how wittily they can destroy a work, rather than trying to provide helpful critique to the author. Not really worth listening to.”
“Coward. You just can’t handle criticism.”
I have seen this very thing said before and it groan inducing. You are so right.
Destroy... ehh.. Critism should test to destruction. no point in buttered up criticism. If it is built solidly, it will stand against the harshest criticism.
@@carbon1255 doesn't work that way in reality, especially for long formats like books. there'll eventually be a controversial topic where the critic can obliterate you without any purely logical comeback
Philippine politics in a nutshell
January Galura lmao true
Love triangles are totally a running gag now, JP. I'm sorry. You are now forever saddled with the terrible burden of referencing them. XD
Well to be honest he started to make it a running gag, if you watch his early videos he place a love triangle in every video
Not sure if stating the obvious or haven't seen a lot of his older videos...
It could be worse. At least his fans aren't obsessed with throwing pommels at people.
END THEM RIGHTLY!
GiantFlyingHog I understand that reference.
Everybody's a critic.
Which is perfectly fine, as long as they keep a relative level head about it.
Are you *fucking* stupid?
No,true critics are supposed to be using fucking vulgar language and logical fallacies such as ad hominem
you have to be a fucking idiot to not understand this,you dont understand it because you are an idiot and this makes you so wrong.
true critics also crush their dreams because we dont want to see this garbage anymore.
/Sarcasm
^
Sarcasm
/sarcasm
You want to hear something really sad; I almost wrote an angry comment because I though TheCommunistDragon was serious for a moment.
No, we have to fight immaturely!!
@@kindoflame that is sad😂
I got a client I'm helping right now with his book. Poor guy actually was expecting me to rip it to shreds, probably due to a number troll reviewers he'd had to put up with. As that paralleled my own experience with a script I'm writing with a partner, I took the time to point out strengths and weaknesses.
Memo to anyone who thinks they know better than the published: should you ever get past your fear to write your own script, don't be surprised to find out how hard it is to get things straight.
oh boy do I know, I wrote a novelesque fan story cause the developer of an indie game was quite enthusiastic on the idea and let me tell you it was my first one, wrote the first chapter in an essay format, ooh boy that was a mess, but I learned and now I am not as terrible, maybe I really don't know and by the way my stories do not have run on sentences like in the comment here i am just lazy when it comes to commeting
I remember writing a handful of scripts for my drama class when I was in highschool, boy were those first few drafts messy.
PalmerDude Gaming Hey, it's a TH-cam forum, pal, not a final draft. Trust me when I say practice actually does make perfect. Keep it up and you might be surprised what you come up with.
I have already surprised myself with just how complex I can actually make a story but with subtlety, for example of the course of two stories I slowly built up this corporation that was in the background for the most part and soon it will be taking the forefront, whenever I make my third story, I still think I am not amazing though, I know you can be your own worst critic but I tell myself purposely that its not perfect because it helps me with realizing what does not work
PalmerDude Gaming If you can see the improvement, then never fret about it being perfect. At the same time, see if there are ways you can improve as you go. Perfection is a journey, not a destination. Sounds like you're already on the right track.
Authors think Praise=Criticism
Random people on the internet think Hate=Criticism
SylenDraws This is the third video in a row I’ve seen you in the comments section.
Colm _ Ikr, he watches all good videos
+
So...pretty much everything is criticism...
I had it more as when you ask somebody for criticism but they only want to say nice things because they're too afraid to hurt your feelings, or somebody likes your work so much they refuse to see flaws (of which every body of work has) rather than that praise is not criticism (because it can be). Criticism can be positive and negative - the key is for it to be constructive. So you can praise an author for something that works really well, as long as you can explain why it works so well. What this comes down to is empty hate/praise is not criticism. You can really dislike an element in a story, and explaining why is constructive crticism.
"After all, only you can save pop culture from [insert -ism here]!" Hahaha, yes, this
Andrew Dobson
After all, only you can save pop culture from criticism
C U M M U N I S M
This is literally Twitter in a nutshell
We must defeat these evil metabolists
3:20 _Puts up the most horrible thing ever written by a man and expects people to not google it_
You know what you did, and you should feel bad.
I looked it up, but the moment I saw Marquis de Sade, I knew what it would be like. Lets just say that sadism is named after him for a reason.
There's even a movie about it. Can you imagine.
menno graafmans that says a lot, doesn't it?
He should indeed I got so morbidly curious I read the wiki on it and almost searched up the PDF, send help please.....
I have yet to read anything by de Sade, but from what I've read ABOUT his work, it's pretty much exactly what happens when you throw an overprivileged twat in prison: unrealistic characters, implausible plotlines, and a lot of 'Life sucks!' Despite what people want to believe, he was never cleverly poking society and showing up its hypocrisy.
Don't forget: If somebody gives a reasonable critique of something you like, praising its good points while also pointing out the areas in which it needs improvement, they're obviously a hater since they didn't just celebrate every single thing about it, and you should engage in a flame war with them until the sun burns out.
Yeah! Sweaty slapfight's right- they wrote, "you're character's a sue." They used the wrong "your", therefore the character can't _possibly_ be a Mary Sue!
And according to obsessed fanboys and fangirls fans who are willing to criticise certain aspects of series they like aren't "true fans" even though there's no such thing. Fanboy and fangirl logic is "just blindly praise the series you like, pretend there's nothing wrong with it and that nothing has to be done better, delude yourself that to be a fan of a series you have to like every part of it even the bad ones." Legitimate critiques are evil plots to ruin the series in their minds.
Just tacking on a note, now that an old comment in this chain got deleted and my reply has no context anymore-
I don't remember the exact post, but I think somebody with the screename "Sweaty slapfight" said something about responding to the "haters" by complaining about their grammar, rather than trying to understand which "areas needing improvement" they're talking about. Because as we all know, one little typo or confusion over homophones completely invalidates anything you're trying to say!
I know I could've edited the 3-year-old comment, _I just didn't want to._
Freaking Half Life fanbase is like that
@@saniel2748 Hilarious video,
only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant.
Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’,
just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments,
over and over again.
Thank you for existing
hey you spelled existing right! It's good to see another intellectual like myself :)
PalmerDude Gaming
Yeah, that's right. I'm a fuckin genius.
(I'm not though)
lol, I mostly say that cause its one of those words that always trip me up XD
You mean comments like
'If ppl mispeling exicting makes u mad mebeh u shuld stp exsisting '?
more like holy crap someone spelt a word I always struggle with flawlessly unless spellcheck was used but hey I dont blame anyone for that cause I seriously am dyslexic at typing
My criticism pet peeves:
- Treating all flaws as equally serious, especially when commenting on a noob's work. Someone's first work will be full of flaws and they'll likely delete it later in embarrassment. But they can't focus on all of them at once, so a rant that puts equal stress on things that can be fixed at their current skill level, things they should practice towards in the near future, and things that really won't come without more experience, doesn't tell them anything useful at all.
- Thinking you can always pinpoint where something went wrong. Like there's a hundred steps between an idea and a final work, but you can ALWAYS tell which one the artist doesn't master and how strange, it's always either something that can't be fixed so they should quit, or something revealing a shameful hidden aspect of their personality so they should quit.
- Posting your hilariously hyperlative critic to a cringe media forum. Nothing more constructive than submitting some 12 years old's Pokemon fanfic to worstfictionever dot net and have a hundred edgelords flooding their comments for a couple of weeks.
ALL HAIL THE LOVE TRIANGLE
Join the jove triangle, resistance is futile.
how
120 days of Sodom
"If you value your sanity do not look up this book!"
Me: Challenge accepted
Me (later): I have seen things...
Someone read a feww passages while I was around. the ... erm ... instruction like form of the text made it surprisinlgy easy on my sanity.
Or maybe I was already beyond broken.
Makes Human Centipede almost look tame. . . .
I got it. *GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I read a ton of marquis de sade. i actually wanted to see how other authors handled sexual content. 120 days of sodom was like an encyclopedia of perversion
@Char Azanabl, don't compare it to the Dark Eldar. It's well known that The 120 Days Of Sodom is Slaanesh's favourite book. Oh, and his favourite film is Caligula.
I’m going to show this video to the entire SCP Community. Thank you for your service to my channel lol.
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks what does SCP stand for?
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks
Tired of all-killing Keters, that have no lore or mistery behind them?
Me too. That's why this universe should not be popularised. Seriously. Without huge popularity boom, and getting into mainstream, "Confinement" might be the only SCP-themed show ever, but at least there will be less egdy teenagers, that write unimaginative shit
Kyle Hill Secure. Contain. Protect.
The SCP Foundation is one of the internet’s biggest creative writing communities with a focus on Sci-Fi, Horror, and Creepypasta style stories. It’s a really deep fan community; there are artists and animators and voice actors (like me) who take the stories and make things out of them.
"SCP stands for either Secure, Contain, and Protect (the main aims of the Foundation) or Special Containment Procedure." -the first result on Google
Honest Happy Hater
I can’t abide by that kind of isolationism. Sure, we’ll get more bad articles, but we’ll also get more creative minds to build bigger and better things.
Had I never found it myself, I wouldn’t have gotten interested in making live action adaptations of them. I’ve got a theatre and film background and lots of talented connections, and once my channel’s big enough to give me a budget, we’re going to make good shit.
In my college writing class (and probably many others), we were paired with another student and told to write a critique of their essay. The professor gave us specific advice for how to write the critiques and graded them. I think I learned as much from writing the critique as I did from writing the paper.
Hilarious video,
only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant.
Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’,
just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments,
over and over again.
//takemyrecommendationordie
Don't forget about commas! There is no good review without rambling about every single place the author misplaced a comma!
What, do you, mean, misplaced, commas,? Commas, indicate pauses, and obviously, we should all, like, use commas, to, represent when our, brain pauses, while typing.
Excuse me but, sometimes a, misplaced comma is , simply, indicating that the speaker, is, William Shatner.
And the review does this while not using a single comma anywhere. Along with proper grammar and spelling -- and punctuation in general.
Shatner was trying to convey that Kirk was thinking and speaking off the top of his head. If you've seen his other work, you know he doesn't do that as a matter of course.
@@julietfischer5056 Picard in Tapestry: Passion...,
And imagination!
Don't forget to be critical with really young writers to get some really juicy insult potential and to crush out the ambition and motivation of future creators.
3/10. That is the rule. You must compliment/hold criticism from a childs work 3 times in 10 even if it means complimenting shit else they will stop.
Bit of pop psych for you there. Less than you thought, perhaps. It is also true giving praise more than about half of the time is also really bad for them.
Imagine how meta it would get if CinemaSins comments on this video
The meta would go Super Saiyan 3!
Or the guy who does "Everything Worng With" videos *on* CinemaSins videos. Makes me wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes.
the rabbit hole is now a concentric Mobius loop; congratulations, you broke the universe you f*cking knobhead.
What if it's CinemaSins commenting here about the people that do "Everything wrong with CinemaSins" videos?
And then we can work IHE into this mess somehow.
This is the best video on the internet!
Okay, hyperboles aside, thanks for summing up my feelings on so much of the petty so-called "criticism" that infests the internet today. I shall enjoy re-watching this video to raise my spirits after wading through the torrents of ridiculous threads and articles that bombardall forms of social media.
"it might be their turn"
Well good thing there's already a vid for that and we know what to do.
Once, I saw someone genuinely say they thought telling an artist that their art is horrible and that they should off themselves was a good way to offer encouragement
"Giving criticism is not a skill" I am glad this channel is pretty much entirely sarcastic, otherwise I would be very angry. As someone who criticizes stories and writing a lot, I know how best to do things: be polite to those who you don't know, or people who are just asking for criticism. If they obviously prefer politeness, keep being polite until they go horribly wrong. If they're small, they may have gotten to know you somewhat and realized that you actually getting angry may be an indicator of them screwing up royally. There's one person, he wrote a story rather similar to another, more popular story. I compared the first two chapters in a really long post, mostly positive towards the new story. I continued to read it, and then one chapter came along which was so poorly written that I went a bit off the rails.
"There is a feeling I don't usually feel when reading, and it was surfacing during this. There are only 2 other times that I can remember feeling this: one was when someone said that men are bad, disgusting, and vile."
Just a little bit.
So anyways, after that, we had a discussion (a civil one, mind you) in which he asked me for advice on what exactly he did wrong (showed me his thought process) and I showed how those things may not be clear or lead to an entirely different conclusion. The two major aspects are that you keep yourself polite and constructive, and even when you get very angry, at least keep it constructive. Never just say "you suck" or "this sucks" since one's an ad hominem, and both don't have any meaning.
"Actual constructive criticism in a comment thread? Have I struck gold or found Shangri-La?"
Constructive criticism in a comment thread can be rare, but not as rare as you think. However, the chance of constructive criticism appearing is connected to what the video is about. The chance of it appearing will definitely increase if the video is about a topic and what views or claims are made toward it. =Y
I think that if some criticism can be harsh enough to hurt your feelings, it HAS to be. That part when you feel hurt is generally the blindness to a certain inadequacy in your ability being exposed. Only when you can see it you can deal with it. If you are fully aware, then criticism of your work cannot hurt at all, polite or impolite, because you can understand whether is is correct or not.
Having said that, that is not the same as shouting or aggression.
Remember, it wouldn't hurt if it was not true.
Sashrunner The last quote wasn't actually something I said. Rather, it was a quote from someone responding to my criticism of the questionable choice of music on a certain video (the music is too loud to hear the sounds which are present in the video, but it's also far too soft and the words within the song are inaudible because of it, meaning that the possible meaning that could have been conveyed through those words to the video is lost). I was attempting to provide an example of how people think when it comes to criticism on comments. Confusion of the point is most likely due to me not explaining where that quote came from or the context.
That's fair
On one side, there’s TAKING criticism:
“How dare they not like my writing/art! There’s no possible way that anything I do needs improving! They’re just not reading/looking at it right!”
Then there’s GIVING criticism:
“Ugh how dare they respond to my totally well-thought out comment about how their story filled with magic sucks because It lacks logic!? I must be the only smart person on the internet!”
„Critisism should be used in order to cut loose and put other authors down while elevating your own position“
*unrelated image*
A few moments later
„Tearing people down is really great entertaining and great for strocking ones own ego...dont forget to be snarky too“
*another unrelated image*
Yet even more few moments later.
„...and go over every every minor error in excrutiating detail“
*yet another unrelated image*
(..in response to "strocking" instead of "stroking.")
01:11: "Your (1st) draft has a typo which means you are no longer considered a writer. And since your art sucks that means you no longer have any value as an indivual. In short, you suck and are a terrible person."
PS: I agree with you, lol - I just wanted to reference something from this writers bible's chapter 😏
+Aaron Csoka
Curse on you typo, I have brought dishonor on my family and must now commit sudoku.
*(starts scribbling furiously)*
Your pp and name is amazing...
"Why learn to break down a story to understand why it`s popular when instead you can attack it because it`s popular. Telling diehard fans they are stupid for liking something will most definitely win them over."
The Hipster Creed.
Lets not forget the worst critic of them all
The one that destroys everything you worked for,every word you write they critize you for it,they tell you you will never be anything good,that you will have nothing after you are done
That critic
Is You.
Dude, people's work who do not have this or have lost it are absolute turds. Only someone who is truly and severely self critical can get any good. Otherwise you reach good enough.
I'm so confused why did I smile at this-
@@carbon1255 That sounds good, until you realise too much of that means you won’t feel good enough to make any because, “why bother, It’s not like it’s going to be any good” hasn’t worked out for me so far.
I knew this was coming ever since the "Taking Criticism" video was released.
I have some neat ideas for videos: Continuing a series, writing an antagonist, in-universe politics, and creating side-characters.
Hilarious video, only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant.
Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’,
just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments,
over and over again.
//takemyrecommendationordie
"Insert -ism here"
HAHAHA, I loved that part. I love how poltically neutral this statement is. It could easily refer to liberals saying things are racism or sexism when they aren't, or to conservatives saying they are feminist or whatever else conservatives say things are when they aren't. It leaves it open for each side to fill in their own -isms.
Salopsism
I haven’t watched the video yet, is there a love triangle?
Miss Morbid
Obviously
Yeah there is
There's an armada of love dodecahedrons that march on the citadel of all things decent. It's glorious.
OH BOI IS THERE EVER.
Doi Bantikov I choose death
I had a friend who volunteered to help edit a story of mine. At first she was good and gave helpful comments, but when it was finished, and I asked her to look over it, she read one page, called the whole thing boring and terrible. Litterally, she said that it was the worst book she ever read. From one page.
If you are a girl, do not ask another girl for opinion based advice. It is a genetic imperative for women to put one another down for social advantage, whether they know they are doing it or not. Or in other cases to brown nose. You are unlikely to get neutral advice from a female as a female if you have a social relationship with them.
It depends on who you ask, I think. I asked a different female friend to look it over, and she is giving me honest advice. She's even calling me out on typos. There's a difference between constructive criticism and just criticism. The other girl gave criticism, and this friend gives constructive criticism.
Please, take general terms as general statements, everyone is different, of course. Just a balance of probabilities.
oh so that's why Anton EGO is a critic
Do not forget to be offended when someone criticise you back.
I thought that went without saying.
I had a writing friend on Twitter give me feedback for my query letter and first chapter. It was the best criticism that I've ever received. To the point and addresses why the problems are problems
It's okay, your channel is -mocking- criticizing entire genres. That's not subject to the same rules as criticizing specific people, because genres don't have feelings that can be hurt.
At least, I _hope_ not. If they do, and they've been biding their time to wreak their vengeance on those who mocked them, then we're all doomed...
I thought he just makes fun of the bad cliches...
Timothy McLean. When has this channel ever mocked a genre?
They manifest their vengeance through the actions of the authors that are their most devout followers.
YA Vampire fiction is coming for us all
DrewLSix He's mocked Cyberpunk, Urban Fantasy, and Post-Apocalyptic Dystopias.
2:01 didn’t know you were such a great young adult novel writer
Hi, I'm here to give some constructive criticism for you:
Quit writing.
Hope I helped! Not bad over-all; just implement my advice, and I think you'll have promise!
Hilarious video,
only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant.
Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’,
just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments,
over and over again.
//takemyrecommendationordie
“LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE SON: Booo….”
**Marvel movie spoiler**
Thank you about mentioning target audience. I read movie reviews of people that don't like what I like because maybe I missed something. This female critic always complains and says the marvel movies are bad because there is no romance. When I read that she only likes romantic comedies all I thought was, then why the fuck is she watching action films if she is biased against the genre. If it's romance she wants, then will she be embarrassed if the movies follow the comics of why Thanos is collecting the infinity stones?
that critic must be the only person in the theater who enjoyed the subplot of Age of Ultron then LOL
Oh, so she's the reason why every movie feels like it needs to put some shitty romance even when it doesn't fit
Well, Thanos reason for collecting the Infinity Stones is because of his love of death.
GIVEandTAKE- That is what my last sentence says. You must be unfimiliar with subtlety. :V
She the same one that hated that Steve and Bucky weren’t gay for each other?
What's also aggravating is when hateful trolls try to play the victim. They'll send the most hateful insults and threats to someone on social media, and then when they get blocked, they'll cry that they got blocked just because they offered a little "criticism". 🙄😤. Edit- Kudos for pointing out how ridiculous the idea that someone will give up what they're doing because someone criticized them is. I wonder about those people who think insulting and threatening others will make them bow down to them. They probably had bad parents who defended everything they did, so now they get they'll get whatever they want just by throwing a tantrum.
I have multiple people reading something for me. Thanks for the helpful guide to give them. ;}
Yeah, the internet can be a hive of vileness and empty insults, but it can also be a source of sincere compliments and genuine critique
1:54 As a creator, these types of "critics" bother me more than people who just directly insult me. The worst thing you can EVER say to any content creator is just "it's good", because it's too basic to sound like praise, and it effectively says "change nothing." I don't wanna hear that everything's perfectly fine, I just wanna hear what the hell is wrong with my writing!
I'm going to look up that book. I'll be back 😄
It's a terrible book, people actually debated if it should be burned or not and it's banned in some counties.....😶
I'm against book burning but for this, I'll make an exception
The word "sadism" came from the author's name
I enjoyed the self aware humour and find this to be a crucial piece of advice to end the year on. I understand that it's meant to be a recurring joke but the Mary sue love triangle as your go to thing to poke fun at may lead to an implication that as long as your story isn't that it's all good.
I want to dislike this video and send angry tweets because it doesn't have a Donald Trump reference
But your also a perfect human being and your videos have never had any flaws please love me and respond to my stalker like messages.
Kudakwashe Timba you got a good point.
"..this is too convoluted for me", he said.
"But maybe it's bc my mothertongue's Germans & I love nowhere near any English speaking country (😜)", he added - after a short pause.
After just thirty minutes in the oven, your triple-layered example cake is done!
ivaldi13 that's what I provide half baked jokes
And then there's guys like me.
"you're"
Whenever I write a story I always ask my readers to give me criticism, much better than just receiving hugs and kisses from all around.
Criticism should be given with the goal of helping someone improve. Be kind yet honest, sacrificing neither to criticize someone. Just make it clear to the person you’re criticizing that you care and that’s why you’re saying what you are. That way they’ll be more likely to respond to it well.
You new here? We don't do good advice here
Who else paused at 2:26 to read that story? It was great!
It looks like a wattpad book
2:07
The ending says "We must get oiled up and-"
And what, Jeff? *And what?*
Every one in the TH-cam cartoon community needs to see this.
Everyone on the internet, needs to see this.
Casual CraftMan
*Everyone
You made a typo, thus you suck
Make sure that you argue with the person you're criticizing, and make it as personal as possible as soon as possible - and never give any indication that you believe they will - or even can - change.
I have a problem. I'm addicted to drugs. I can't function properly, nor can I be a productive member of society. my family has disowned me all because of this drug. Terrible writing advice is my drug, and I can't stop watching his videos. Send help.
Car bomb on it's way.
I'm gonna give you my subtle criticism:
YOU SUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT AND NO ONE WILL HELP A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU!
You had me worried about you for a second there.........
Fuck you , you gay commie, you nazis should all burn in hell.
*Sends you more Tribble Writting Advice, while laughing in a cute evil way.* >:3
Would you like a dose of free hugs?
I laughed so hard at this one! These videos are always great. Why not give "advice" about writing comedy, memoirs, kid's books, or fanfiction? This is a bit different than what you usually do, but you could also give "advice" on starting a blog or youtube channel.
*95 likes; No dislikes; This channel is loved so much*
You might say that between this channel, the viewers, and the like button, what we have here is a ... *dun dun DUUUN * Love Triangle.
Forget writing, this video works for criticizing or debating pretty much ANYTHING and should be a required watch for anyone who partakes in human interaction, whether in person or online.
But what happened after Jeff, Steve and Anthony oiled up?
I’m hooked, don’t just leave me hanging!
"They fucked. *Hard!* "
- The Cinema Snob
They either wrestled or "wrestled" if ya know what I mean...
I feel like one of the issues with giving criticism is that we aren't really taught how to give good feedback. I didn't really learn how to give decent feedback until I took creative writing and we had to give feedback for every single person's short stories.
This video is everything. Also shout out to 120 Days of Sodom aka the greatest nightmare fuel of all time.
I went onto its Wikipedia page expecting it not to be that bad. God I was so wrong.
Lauren Cleveley same here don't make the same mistake
Lauren Cleveley now read the book and you'll prefer the wiki
From the Wikipedia page:
“The characters consider it normal, even routine, to sexually abuse very young children, both male and female. A lot of attention is given to feces, which the men consume as a delicacy. They designate the chapel for defecation.”
Aaaand that’s all I need to see of this book.
5:15 we must work day and night to save people from the oppressive grips of metabolism
oh my god another niko clone
Fiber?
I had to pause the video at self awake "Unrelated Image" joke because I was laughing too hard XD
"self awake"
I think I just found Lily Orchard’s guide to media criticism.
@Terrible Writing Advice
I love your channel. End of story. Also, I have a bunch of friends attempting to write their own stories too and they... have mixed opinions about the channel.
"And one day, it might be their turn..." Terrible Writing Advice, 12/23/2017
nobody ever likes to look in the mirror for this kinda stuff
RascaldeesV2 yeah you're friends probably don't like it cause it might hit a little close too home. They might also not like terrible writing advice cause he can come off as snarky 1:33 so they might ignore his advice.
Also J.P. advice isn't absolute. It's pretty clear he is a science fiction/fantasy writer. For example the love triangle can be an effective tool when writing a Romance or a Drama. In a Romance can be used as a contrast and a test for your main couple to show how strong their bond is. In a Drama it could be used to show how messy interpersonal relationships between people can be.
Though for genre like action, sci-fi, and fantasy love triangles are usually a crutch to fill in plot. So it makes sense why J.P. avoid them.
@@waynehayes912 I mean, hey, no one's advice is absolute. TWA has interesting things to say, but you don't have to agree.
It's awesome your channel can poke fun at itself. Love your videos and they've really helped me think over the concept and fundamentals of writing and storytelling. Merry Christmas.
4:20 - 4:35
So many internet "critics" need to see this!
This video perfectly encapsulates everything I want to say but told in such a way I could never
Thank you
Hilarious video,
only increasing my Love for Good-Faith-Criticism, especially the Big and Long Variant.
Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock so well that people literally comment all the time ‚Wow, i do NOT know this Show and yet i watched hours of Crticism about it!?!’,
just like Jay Exci and Mdavocate did and got the very same comments,
over and over again.
//takemyrecommendationordie
He managed to shoehorn love triangle in a video totally unrelated to any form of storytelling
Basically CinemaSins and all Fandom Menace channels in a nutshell.
Can you do an episode on horror /creepypasta?
so basically a video explaining the creative prosses of Jeff the killer.
Apolo Trevent IV.5 he already made some about slasher movies and survival horror
he could make one talking about horror in general, like "how to write a scary story: just make it all about gore and jumpscares". creepypasta would be awesome too 😃
Leandro Peixoto de Melo I mean, you can't write a jumpscare
Leandro Peixoto de Melo you are assuming bad creepypasta has anything to do with horror. Is just gore and teen ocs
I actually want to genuinely thank you for helping my writing improve. Happy Holidays JP!
The love triangle dystopia is becoming the next illuminazi- i meant illuminati.
I just found this channel. Your sarcasm is hilarious and refreshing (when consumed in reasonable doses), and the perfect reminder not to take myself or my writing too seriously. Thanks for making me laugh!
0/10. Not enough love dohecahedrons.
I love the self-aware humor, but for what it's worth, your criticisms are demonstrably valid and knowledgeable, so keep throwing those rocks!
I feel like Digibro died from this video.
"This anime had the greatest story ever told in it, but it had stock faces -100/10 it's fucking dumb. Subscribe because TH-cam's algorothim hates me and wont give free subscribers.:"
This is the funniest and the truest video I've watched today, best Christmas present ever!
2 views, 2 likes.
Guess TH-cam’s sober.
It's an Eve-mas miracle!
It's about time
I have been waiting for this one,
With
Such
Anticipation.
Its everything I wanted.
This is actually a perfect commentary on the subject. And especially from 4:20 onwards, it really applies to video game fandoms, anime fandoms, and perhaps the worst fandoms of them all; kids cartoon fandoms.
Thanks again for another great vid JP! This is actually why I don't like to share my story ideas with my friends, cause I'm very uhhh...sensitive about it and they know how badly I want it to be 'good', so I'm afraid anything I show them, they'll give me fake praise and I don't want that.
You should do a collab with Overly Sarcastic Production
MY BOI PUT OUT ANOTHER UPLOAD, HELL YEAH
*0:06*
This, this very thing scared me. A legion of Love Triangles, *the horror!*
I like how this series mix bad advice with good advice (the good advice being the first part) Its surprisingly helpful!
I've gotten perfect criticism like "you made an error". Thanks, that'll help me know what to fix. Or "you misunderstood the original statement". Okay, which of all statements did I misunderstood? In what way can you see that I have misunderstood it? - Perfect help.
I appreciate this channel's ability to poke fun at its self and not be so stuck up like some other critics.
You’re beautiful and at least it wasn’t written in comic sans xddd
LOL, I love your vids! I have tried several times to write epic stories. Criticism is what people who never try do.
3:23
*If you value your sanity, do not look up this book!*
I'm an American student in the American school system.
I've lost my sanity.
*searches up the book*
*somehow loses more*
I'm going to use all these great suggestions in my next writer's group. All joking aside, this video is more pointing out the overall problem we're having in society today. People are latching onto "sides" in everything and using extremes to attack or defend. We can't expect people to give rational, well meaning suggestions when they're being trained to only absolutely love or hate things. They have no middle ground to start with. And yes, I realize the irony of making generalizations in my statement against absolutes...
I looked up 120 days of Sodom...
I haven't used this bottle of bleach since Boku No Pico.
*Unscrews cap*
watching boku no pico was a mistake in itself, also do you need more, cuz i can give you one.
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1:59 I just HAD to pause to read all that! Lol'd the whole time! X^D
I also love how the critic at his computer has a desk clock that always reads something around 10:00 PM or 1:00 AM. Also love the devil's flask of "Writer's Tears" at 1:51, and those thumbnails at 4:28. X^D
6:12 whose*
WURST MOVIE EVER U R LITERALLY HITELR
:P
The comedic timing of the spelling error is kinda fun
OMG! That is the "best idea ever" which absolutely MUST be written!
"Attack of the Rennegade Mutant Coffee Shop from Japes'n'Java 22" will be decried as the most hated tale of the 2018 holiday season!
Thanks, Terrible Writing Advice. (I actually do mean that because you have sparked some amusing story ideas for me.)
Happy pagan holiday season, man!
Christmas has its roots in Christianity, which is the worlds largest religion. By definition it cannot be pagan.
UN-Capital 1 no it has roots as a pagan holiday that was turned Christian by the church because they were making too much noise. 2 I wasn't even talking about Christmas.
+cold coffee gag productions
While you may be correct about its origins, its modern version is still connected to the worlds largest holdiay, making it mainstream. Also I assumed it was Christmas that you were talking about for three reasons: A- J.P. made a similar remark about Halloween in another video, B- Christmas Eve is tomorrow and Christmas itself is in two days, and C-Your own pfp displays the white and red cap associated with Christmas.
UN-Capital and that would be a reasonable assumption.
It's uncanny how you've described how the majority of people on the internet talk about anything, not just about writing. Love the heavy sarcasm as always!