HORROR MOVIE BY ME Killer over phone: 7 Days.. Me: Mcdonalds? Didnt I call pizza hut? Killer: You're gonna die... Me: Since you're here can I have a double cheeseburger and a tall coke? Killer: I said you're going to die. Me: No. No fries. Killer: Goddamit.
Gillean Woo she got a girly pretty voice and she be thinking she got a Manly voice i just think it was so funny! and for some reason it didn't let me post a comment so i had to share this with some one... so sorry mam for using ur post as a comment, take care.
Once I was ate my friends house because they live right next door and my mom aloud me to but someone called and when my friend answered and all you could here was ringing and it happened 3 more times that same day and me and my friend freaked out because that day we thought we where being watched.
Killer: *calls me* Me: *answers* Killer: you’re gonna- Me: you have the wrong number Killer: wha- why are you assuming I got the wrong number? Me: because nobody calls me.
Me: **hears noise** Killer: **opens front door** Where are you? Me: **sings Melanie Martinez songs and acts like poppy** Killer: HES FRICKIN POSSESSED!!!
Me: *Driving in car* *clown pops up and stares creepily* Me: *runs over clown, puts in reverse, runs over clown, repeats this 20 times.* April 13th, 2017: OMG 2k LIKES HOW
killer: seven days me: hello is this the game company and what YOU ARE RELEASING THE GAME IN 7 DAYS killer: seven days until i kill you me: cant you come up with another title for the game
Have you ever heard that quote thing about when you’re out hiking with your friend and you meet a bear, you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friend?
Mackenzie Richards YES!!! I'd probably just apparate to the ministry. Then find out it was my cat. Next day same thing but I'm with my cat at the time, apparates. Finds out it was my other cat. Next day both cats are with me: "If somebody's there go away! Im watching Wonderwomen!" Next second: creepy guy slides next to me on my bed "ohh.... which one? Oh I love this one!"
Killer: you have seven days Me: I have seven baes Killer:NO you have 7 days Me: I have 7 cakes Killer: I'm watching you Me:Don't watch me watch the tv goodbye
Killer: I a-- Me: Not intrested. *hangs up* Me: hears creepy noise downstairs Me: goes down Killer: jumps out of the dark Killer: Creepy laughter Me: laughs more creepy and starts to do the boneless (its a dance) and runs towards him Killer: Comes to the shower with a knife and opens the cuirtain. Me: Dude wtf Me: throws al my shampoo and body wash botles at him.
You know what I hate about horror movies? When someone's in a dark place and they don't know where they are so they start yelling "hello?" Like the freaking killers gonna be like "Hey, I'm in the kitchen making some food do you want anything?"
Me:HeLlO Killer: seven days... Me:umm no speka english Killer:oh.. Um do you need Google translate Me:Poodle translate Killer: NO Google Me:poodle Killer:GoOgLe!!! Me:Oh oh yesss ramen noodle Killer:you know what by Me:.....😏
No, I'll answer and the killer will be like, "You have seven-" And I would cut them off saying, "This is not Stranger Things, I do not have Seven. Maybe you do. Okay, good day, now. Bye." And then I would block him...
Killer comes* Prepare to be killed: Me: turns around and has a creepy smile Killer:uh Me: screams song while running towards killer rubbing self while dancing KILLER: HOLY- I GOTTA RUN!
I hate in horror movies, or actually in a lot of movies, when someone is running away from something, but instead of going left or right, they run straight, which is directly in the path of whatever is chasing them lol And don't even get me started on when they "fall" over pretty much nothing...
Killer- Hello Me- CHANG WU CHINA RESTURANT HOW MAY I HELP YOU Killer- What Me-YOU WANT $10.50 CHICKEN SPEACIAL Killer-Sorry wrong number Me-Ok please come again Me hahahahhahah
Killer: kicks the door down Me: no use your manners *killers goes out the room and knocks on the door* Me:*opens the door* see that wasn't to hard to use your manners was it?
Exactly! Peoples in horror movies are just like, "Hmm... I don't know this number, and I don't recognize it... Ah, well! Let's see who it is!" And this is why everyone in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse would die in a horror movie.
Killer: I'm coming for you Me: What? Killer: You're going to die Me: What? Killer: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Me: OH!!!!! I'LL PLAY SWEATSHIRT WHEN YOU GET HERE! That my friends is how to never be murdered.
Killer:*breaks down door* Me:*puts on headphones* Killer:*walks into room* Me:*plays violin terribly* Killer:*dies* Me: I knew those violin lessons would pay of
with me 2 ways this could go... killer calls me: im playing a game (denies call) or... killer: you have 7 days me: thanks for reminding me i have to throw that bread out killer: in 7 days- me: i know i have a test killer: no ok in 7 days- me: its your birthday killer:no 7- me: oh its my birthday killer: no in 7- me: OH I GOT IT MY AMAZON PACKAGE ARRIVES! killer: thats along time you should've gone with prime me: i know but prime wasn't available killer: oh what you buy me: this new film set killer: your into film Me: yea- (mom calls) me: i gotta go talk to you later bye killer: bye (hangs up the phone)
Killer- Get's inside the house from breaking a window Me: In my room just chilling when I hear glass break. Killer: Goes upstairs slowly trying to be quiet Me- Already running down the street screaming bloody murder
Killer: *calls* Me: *picks up* Killer: I'm going to kill you in 5 days. Me: Hello sir, thank you for calling McDonald's what would you like today? Killer: Oh um. Isn't this Gaby? Me: No sir this is McDonalds what would you like? Killer: You do delivery now? Me: Yes. Killer: ....A double mc cheese burger pls. Me: We'll have it ready just come and pay for it. Killer: YAY! Me: *hangs up* Ha. Sucker.
I'm not kidding every time I'm home alone I squeeze lemon juice into a spray container and treat it like a baby so if someone comes I just spray them in the eyes! 😂
Bro, if there's blood coming out of my pipes, Imma stick a pad around it, get my fam out of the house, while my father and I pour gasoline or oil everywhere throughout the house, light a match, letting it fall in the kitchen, which is by the door btw, and run the F away from that god damn mind f-ing house!
why I would survive one: I'm not the popular girl/cheerleader. I'm not gonna be like, "Hello." because I know the killer ain't gonna be like, "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, do you want a burrito?" I'm not the pretty girl. I'm smart. I'm tan so I ain't that rich white girl, I'm that ok tan girl.
i can relate except im white af like i look like im dead and i get sunburned not tanned and even when the ceiling light is on for like oer an hour my face gets red
If the killer would ask me if I want a burrito it would go down like this: Killer: YO, YOU WANT A BURRITO? Me: no but if you could fry me some bacon and that would be great Killer: ok no problamo *starts to fry bacon* Me: *sneaks out* that was easy
chrissiee OMG i watched a movie and the main boy didnt move (cos a tree nearly fell on him)his dad told him to move but he didnt and it fell on his dad. he was dead. Boys fault. Well done👏👏.
Killer: Hello~~ Me: *FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE* Killer:... uhm so, you have 7 days to live Me: WAIT WHAT?! ARE YOU GOD OR SOMETHING?! Killer: No! Wait what, I'm a killer. Me: Oh wow, thank you then. I'll be seeing you in 7 days. Bring extra money and clothes. ~●~●~●~ (7 days later) Killer: * calls me * I can see you through your window Me: Uhm... by the way, I can see you too. Get in. It's cold outside. Killer: Uhm... are you sure. Me: Yeah, I have Netflix and WiFi. I have some cold beer and snacks too. Killer: * gets inside the house * * watches Netflix with me * ~●~●~●~ Mom: * calls * Killer: * picks up * sorry, the old [insert real name here] can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she's dead. Mom: * keeps screaming profanities * Killer: * hangs up * Me: * high fives killer * Dãmn Bob, you don't know how long I've been waiting to do that * continues on packing * Well, we need to go now. My parents are going to kill us. ○~○~○~○ And people, this is how I befriended a killer named Bob. Netflix and WiFi solves everything
Me : *in bedroom playing Melanie Martinez* *noise downstairs* Me : *switches off Music slowly* *noise gets louder, coming up the stairs* Me : *opens window, jumps out, lands in my neighbours backyard, knock on the door, and stay there while calls the police* *killer still in the house* *police comes and killer is arrested* Me : Well that was easy.
*unknown caller* Me: Hello? Killer: you have 7 days to live. Me: THANK GOD. YO, CAN YOU COME NOW PLEASE? Killer: Me; Killer: do you need a hug. *stands at door with a teddy bear and ice cream* *we watch The Notebook and eat the ice cream*
I am the nerd. Nerd walking through forest. Killer behind me. Nerd looks back. Nerd:Oh hello aren't you a mythical scary creature?You know the reason you scare people for your fun is blah blah blah.. Killer:Dies of annoyingness.
Me in a horror movie: Me: *Sleeping* Killer: *Comes into my room and shakes me awake then holds a knife over my head* I'm going to kill you! Me: O_O Killer: O_O Me: O_O Killer: O_O Me: Five more minutes. *Goes back to sleep* Killer: Oh okay. *Puts knife away and sits down and reads a magazine*
me :sleeping Killer: wakes me up your gonna di- wait is that the new magazine of porn weekly me: yea Killer: got some chips me: yea *grabs chips* me: ouuuuh that bitch fine as fuck Killer : ima murder her ass any day me : that makes two of us
Me:*Gets a call* Killer:Your gonna die in 3 days Me:Like you can kill me, I am a psychopath and I think of dark stuff and sometimes goes insane Mom:Who’s that Killer:... Me:They said they’re gonna kill me Mom:*Grabs phone*CÁLLATE ANTES DE QUE TE ABOFETEO CON MI CHANKLA Killer:GOTTA GO IM OUT
*KILLER*: You got 7 days to live *ME*: Oh, I was gonna tell you the same thing. *7 DaYs LaTeR* *KILLER*: 'Opens door to see me with a pan at the other side's *ME*: Let's do this the old fashion way! *KILLER*: 'Runs away'
I don't get why everyone feels the need to investigate? If I hear a creepy noise at 2 am I'm just gonna cover myself with my blanket?! 'cause everybody know that a blanket protects you from the killers. common sense..duh.
hahahah yaassssss, but I'm a bad ass so every time I hear something I grab the huge ass bamboo stick in my room and run to the kitchen with it where I switch to double butcher knives and then check out the house.
Stefan Petrovski I would do the exact same thing.I've done that scenario before especially at night if i hear something and i wake up i grab the thing nearest weapon to me and search the house.
Killer: Hello Me: It's me... I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet... Killer: I'm outside Me: Hello from the outsiiiiiiiiidddeee!!!!! At least I can call the cops this tiiiiimmmme!!! to tell them theirs a creeper talking to me!!!!
Killer: you have 7 days Me: thank you for calling petsmart......... Killer: no! Seven days to live! Me: ok, and what animal would you like to keep on hold for seven days? Killer: ummmm I want a fishy Me: ok you can pick that up at your local petsmart in seven days. Killer: fishy fishy fishy
This literally happened today Me: Im gonna go to the bathroom *puts foot over the ground* *hears ping that sounds like a ping from a scary music box* Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Killer: You have 7 days to live. Me: The chemicals McDonald’s put in their fries to peel them is enough to kill me so why waste your time? Killer: (hangs up)
Main character in Horror Movie: _Hears creepy laughter behind a __*__DON’T ENTER_*_ door_ Walks in anyway. _Screams_ Me: Hears creepy laughter- Nope. Nopenopenope. Bye. Sees unknown number calling. Main character: Hello? Me: Unless you’re telling me I won the lotto, I don’t wanna hear it. Sees demon pulling scary face in mirror. Mc: _screams_ Me: Pulls scarier face. Turns head 180 degrees, “There can only be one demon in this house.” Psycho man runs in with chainsaw Mc: _Screams_ Me: The trees are outside. Are you lost? Zombie apocalypse Mc: _Screams_ Me: Either you did your makeup with crayons or you dissed someone’s mom.
Why i would never get killed Me: *is playing flappybird and unknown number calls* Killer: you will die Me: *cuts the sentence off by hanging up and blocks unknown number* 3,2....1 *hears stairs creaking and calls the police* hi,hello police,theres a killa in mah house,i want you to come here now and my address is (kakzksskkazi) thank you and bye Killer: *knocks on the door roughly* Me: *waits for killer to knock down the door* any minute now... Killer: *keeps knocking on the door* Me: ..........................im just gonna stay in mah neighbours house til the popo comes *climbs to my neighbours house and stays there* Killer: *IS STILL THE DA MADAEFFIN HOUSE* Two minutes later Killer gets arrested Me: HAH,IM A SMARTASS MADAEFFER,YOU CANT GET ME,SUCKA! The end
Killer:"you're gonna die in 7 days.."
Me: *the seven incomplete projects, three tests, exam dates flashes in my mind* uh...could you pre-pond it?
Me: How bout tommorow morning
You need more likes
666 likes
Me: wanna come over in an hour
Me: how about now :/
Me in "Paranormal Activity"
Night One: Door shuts on its own
Night Two: Owner leaves house forever
HEROSAM12 hahhahahahhahahhahahhaha 😂😂 same
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Killer: *Calls my phone*
Me: *Doesn't respond because I'm sleeping with my phone on silent*
LIF - Art that's me!! unless he texts me
I know my phone lives on silent
Same, my phone is never off silent.
Alone at night and your mind is like, "You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons."
Ali Owen yup
And all the creatures dat come out at night
my life in a nutshell
Same
333 likes someone change that *likes*
Now I just gotta wait for 599 more ppl to like😈
" they didn't hit puberty, puberty hit them "
*Died laughing*
With a bat
R.I.P I’ll tell the family
Lol
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I feel sooooooooooooooo sad fo r you you died jk/ just kidding
HORROR MOVIE BY ME
Killer over phone: 7 Days..
Me: Mcdonalds? Didnt I call pizza hut?
Killer: You're gonna die...
Me: Since you're here can I have a double cheeseburger and a tall coke?
Killer: I said you're going to die.
Me: No. No fries.
Killer: Goddamit.
Yup. Let's just sip coke while watching the killer being confused
Gillean Woo
lol
You succeeded in life
Gillean Woo u gon' survive...XD
Gillean Woo she got a girly pretty voice and she be thinking she got a Manly voice i just think it was so funny! and for some reason it didn't let me post a comment so i had to share this with some one... so sorry mam for using ur post as a comment, take care.
me in a horror movie
killer comes to kill me,
killer takes one look at my face,
killer hands me the knife "Dude they must have got the casting wrong"
Abdullah Al Naim aww damn. That's messed up. Don't say that about yourself
Abdullah Al Naim that's my life
Same
MY LIFE THO
Same
Killer: You have 7 days to die
Me: To talk to a costumer please press 1
Omg, yeah XD
Beep
*phone beeps*
Killer: *presses 1*
Same
lol i heard glass break in my house downstairs and i jump out the window. i didn't investigate and turns out it was a light bulb.
Omg haha that's true ninja parkour
+Tyler Thomas Omg haha lol , i would do the same
Once, my glass shower door mysteriously shattered and I was scared shitless
I got an unknown phone call and I was like NOPE turns out it was my sis in a random phone.
Once I was ate my friends house because they live right next door and my mom aloud me to but someone called and when my friend answered and all you could here was ringing and it happened 3 more times that same day and me and my friend freaked out because that day we thought we where being watched.
I'd be that person who dies at the end but comes back in the sequel
llJadiey Bearll like Randy in Scream.
llJadiey Bearll. I would probably be the first one to die😂
KeepCalmAndLoveJaiden
llJadiey Bearll I'd be the person who dies within 7 seconds of the movie
llJadiey Bearll
Why I Would Never Die in a Horror Movie:
I'm not famous enough to get in one.
BigMushroom Top PREACH IT!!!!
BigMushroom Top omg so same
why I would never die in a horror movie
I am the horror if i just woke up😱
If not I'm dead 💀
Why I Wouldn't Die In A Horror Movie: I have salt.
Bookworm I have a frying pan...
Killer- you're going to die in 7 days
Me - 2
Killer- what?
Me- fine. 3. But that's my final offer
Killer- ...
Lol what 😂💀
So true
I would do that to if my mom was mad at me
Mom if you are reading this Cassie stole my phone again
@@agereartist3763 😂😂
Killer calls me
Killer: I can see you
Me: Oooohhhh, do I look good?
Alexa Life XD
Alexa Life LOL XD
Alexa Life so true xD
Texas Chainsaw massacre
Gyg (grab your gun)
Alexa Life lol
I don't get why I've never seen anyone in a horror movie kick the murderer in the balls...its effective😂
Kristin Marjorie omfg ikr
Princess101tru you could also kick female murderers there, it still hurts lol
Well there is a low chance that you will hit our little man in the rowing boat, because you know, we have a shield protecting us.
Unless the girl is a body builder and has some major pectorals then your dead.
trolololololol
"What your faucets just had it's period?!" And this is exactly why Lily is hilarious.
Clean 5SOS Imagines YASS
XD That part killed me
Killer: *calls me*
Me: *answers*
Killer: you’re gonna-
Me: you have the wrong number
Killer: wha- why are you assuming I got the wrong number?
Me: because nobody calls me.
Poteto Chip damn that's tuff
same
Relatable
that's rough buddy
Exactly.
I was watching this at night, alone, and the doorbell rang, SH*T
Go To The Pink Kay Kat who was it?
Ev Is Hopefully Not Drowning a package, thank lord
Go To The Pink Kay Kat was it a death package?
Ev Is Hopefully Not Drowning idk, I didn't open it, maybe
Go To The Pink Kay Kat hi
*Killer at the window watching me while calling me on the phone*
Killer: I can see you
Me: *Looks around*
Me:
Me: Do I look good?
Sup Homie Lol
Sup Homie 😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard
Sup Homie LOL
Sup Homie lol😂😂😂
made my day
Me: **hears noise**
Killer: **opens front door** Where are you?
Me: **sings Melanie Martinez songs and acts like poppy**
Killer: HES FRICKIN POSSESSED!!!
Macy TheBunny xD
LMAO
Macy TheBunny LMAOOOO😂😂
Macy TheBunny lol😂😂😂😂😂
SATAN AND THE ILLUMINATI HAD A BABY
Killer: you have 7 days to live
Me: until my period starts so..yeah
Lol 😂
😂🤣
That would be 7 days for us guys to live
And they REALLY don’t want to be there for that
If there is a lady in this chat that would like to argue against what I have said, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Me: *Driving in car*
*clown pops up and stares creepily*
Me: *runs over clown, puts in reverse, runs over clown, repeats this 20 times.*
April 13th, 2017: OMG 2k LIKES HOW
Mrs. Q Lmaooooo Same here
Ruby is this you? Hitch I wanted stay in school!
Mrs. Q me
Mrs. Q omg😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂
killer: seven days
me: hello is this the game company and what YOU ARE RELEASING THE GAME IN 7 DAYS
killer: seven days until i kill you
me: cant you come up with another title for the game
iTz MoSeS
Ahahhahaha
iTz MoSeS stuped Bethesda
killer: you're going to die
me: yes pls. i failed most of my subjects this semester
lol
😂😂😂
Literally me 😂😂
That made me laughed out loud XDXDXD
XD
*Home alone downstairs with my brothers and they're upstairs*
Me: Hears noise
*runs for my life upstairs*
Lol
Have you ever heard that quote thing about when you’re out hiking with your friend and you meet a bear, you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friend?
@@Kelwatts8950 yup I have heard it
Kyia Kelsy IM WHEEZING-
How to not die in a horror movie: BE THE MAIN CHARACTER
Yandere Chan You say that now, until you watch Wrong Turn 4 and 5, they all die.
Mika TheBlackWolf spoiler! 😣😂
+Yandere Chan In a horror movie you would be the killer! I'm gonna steal senpai btw :3
That doesn't always help because I've seen the main characters die in horror movies
Yandere Chan Dead silence they alldie as well
*stairs creak
pulls out wand "avada kedavra "
Mackenzie Richards YAZZZZ
Yaws 🤓🤓
Mackenzie Richards how dare you use an unforgivable curse!!!!
Mackenzie Richards YES!!! I'd probably just apparate to the ministry. Then find out it was my cat. Next day same thing but I'm with my cat at the time, apparates. Finds out it was my other cat. Next day both cats are with me: "If somebody's there go away! Im watching Wonderwomen!" Next second: creepy guy slides next to me on my bed "ohh.... which one? Oh I love this one!"
OMG YES! I would pull out my wand and started yelling random spells down the stairs.
**home alone at night**
**hears a noise**
Me: "Meh, probably just the cat... or dog... or the other cat... or the other other cat..."
Papyrus lol
Papyrus NYEHHEHEHEHE!!!
Papyrus SUP BRAH
Cupid Strike
Hi!!
Papyrus ,what are you doing here?
*gets phone call*
:person: Seven days.......
:me: OH YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!!
*get phone call*
:person: Seven days......................
:character: H-h-he-hh-helloooo?
person: is anyone there? killer: yeah I'm in the kitchen wanna sandwich
flamelily dragonet lol
flamelily dragonet that's the kinda killer i would want in my horror movie 😂
flamelily dragonet A classic
Channy KMS don't get the point
Jbiohjk Nkjb It's said a lot/its an old one so it's kind of a classic
I already knew the answer:
The monster would be too busy laughing at Lilly's humour to kill her.
Barbie Au oh
Barbie Au yep
Uh huh
Barbie Au the monsters gonna die of laughter
Barbie Au true lol
Killer: you have seven days
Me: I have seven baes
Killer:NO you have 7 days
Me: I have 7 cakes
Killer: I'm watching you
Me:Don't watch me watch the tv goodbye
Lol
😂💀
OML- XD
Killer: I a--
Me: Not intrested. *hangs up*
Me: hears creepy noise downstairs
Me: goes down
Killer: jumps out of the dark
Killer: Creepy laughter
Me: laughs more creepy and starts to do the boneless (its a dance) and runs towards him
Killer: Comes to the shower with a knife and opens the cuirtain.
Me: Dude wtf
Me: throws al my shampoo and body wash botles at him.
YIKES
Ten second was the best LMFAO
RESPECTS YOU*
Spray his eyes
U know we got enough conditioner to squeeze on the floor and the killer gonna effin break his bones
You know what I hate about horror movies?
When someone's in a dark place and they don't know where they are so they start yelling "hello?" Like the freaking killers gonna be like
"Hey, I'm in the kitchen making some food do you want anything?"
Brittany Williams 😂😂
IKR?!
Lol I wish
I know right!!
Brittany Williams wait that's not how it works?
Two years later this is still one of my favs
ikr me 2 😂😂
do true!!!
true
wairimu magua mine was too
wairimu magua LOL SAME. 😂
who else is watching this in 2018 (four years in the future and she still slays)
Heyo I am!
Mia Stein
me
hello I am future......
Let me finish my album
Mia Stein I'm in 2018!
Mia Stein hereeeer
Mia Stein me
Me:HeLlO
Killer: seven days...
Me:umm no speka english
Killer:oh.. Um do you need Google translate
Me:Poodle translate
Killer: NO Google
Me:poodle
Killer:GoOgLe!!!
Me:Oh oh yesss ramen noodle
Killer:you know what by
Me:.....😏
Bella
Omg..this one is the best one I've seen so far
Yup best one so far !
Omg. This is just HILARIOUS!
Me: ME NO SPEAK AMERICANO
NO you mean Gulu Gulu 😂😂😂😂
"Tyler I love you, but you're so white that your hair's white" OH GOD I DIED
SAME
Killer: I can see you...
Me: oh no, I don’t wanna hurt you. You really don’t wanna see me.
That is 10000000000000000000% me
Honey I once got attacked by a killer clown and I just... punched him in the balls so hared just try me... lol
Fun Time With Sedra hard*
Lol
Christina - I don’t have windows in my house only one but it has blinds
(Gets unknown call from stranger)
Me:
(Declines)
MEEEEE!!!!
derpy artist same
Sameeee
No, I'll answer and the killer will be like, "You have seven-"
And I would cut them off saying, "This is not Stranger Things, I do not have Seven. Maybe you do. Okay, good day, now. Bye." And then I would block him...
Lol saaammmeeeeeeeeee
*gets phone call*
*Picks up*
Killer: I see you.
Me: ...
Killer: ...
Me: ...
Killer: ...
Me: Do I look good?
You copied czy
Bangmadness xv lolll
😂😂😂
This is Jin. ...
😂😂😂
Killer comes*
Prepare to be killed:
Me: turns around and has a creepy smile
Killer:uh
Me: screams song while running towards killer rubbing self while dancing
KILLER: HOLY- I GOTTA RUN!
ItsKate • I imaged this while reading
If it was me they probably run if I just turn around
Lol
My logic:
*hears noise downstairs*
Gets really scared and stays in bed covering myself in the cover
Maariya Hasan same
Maariya Hasan exactly! XD
Maariya Hasan, my logic: hears a noise downstairs. Me: *throws all my knifes downstairs not caring wtf I hit*
Me logic:
hears noise downstairs
Jumps out window
Maariya Hasan meee!
I hate in horror movies, or actually in a lot of movies, when someone is running away from something, but instead of going left or right, they run straight, which is directly in the path of whatever is chasing them lol
And don't even get me started on when they "fall" over pretty much nothing...
Ikr totally dumb asses lol😝
Oh dear
What are you talking about I trip on nothing all the time, that pesky nothing ;)
OMG its Me tbh me too haha
OMG its Me hahaha
Lilly Singh: What's Your Fav Horror Movie
Me: Going To School Every Day
Killer- Hello
Me- CHANG WU CHINA RESTURANT HOW MAY I HELP YOU
Killer- What
Me-YOU WANT $10.50 CHICKEN SPEACIAL
Killer-Sorry wrong number
Me-Ok please come again
Me hahahahhahah
Ally Jera 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌😂😂
Ally Jera good idea
Ally Jera 😂😂😂
Ally Jera "CHANG WU" Had me rollin 😂😂😂
Ally Jera 😂😂😂😂
Killer: kicks the door down
Me: no use your manners
*killers goes out the room and knocks on the door*
Me:*opens the door* see that wasn't to hard to use your manners was it?
That's totally my mom!
Cute Coconut I would like to point out that I was your 666th like
Cute Coconut I was the 667th like
Trixalia yeah, I was the 666th number of likes so she's saying it's the devils number
Cute Coconut Lol 😂
*Unknown number calls me*
Me: I don’t know that bish. I don’t know them. No way on earth I’m answering that call.
Cecillie Monroe you spelled fish wrong LOL I'm kidding I know what you meant
THANK YOU WHY ANSWER A NUMBER YOU DON'T RECOGNISE ISTG
Everyone I knew texted me first before calling me saying their names, it's just easier
Cecillie Monroe relatable
Exactly! Peoples in horror movies are just like, "Hmm... I don't know this number, and I don't recognize it... Ah, well! Let's see who it is!" And this is why everyone in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse would die in a horror movie.
if i were in a horror movie:
*hears noise*
*moves to mexico after burning house down*
I'm Monaco cause I mean why not
Movie- what is that sound
Me- CALL THE POLICE
Movie- is that a knife
Me- CALL THE POLICE
Movie- is that my dead best friend
Me- CALL THE POLICE
Jennifer Ash same XD
Jennifer Ash same
Jennifer Ash OMGGGGGG same xD
Jennifer Ash
those IDIOTS good thing their acting
I would scare the killer with a picture of Donald Trump! XD
Galaxy Star336 hahaha!!😂😂😂😂 *pictures Trumps face* 😨 I am so scared now, what if the killer is Donald Trump? (I'm a Mexican)
Galaxy Star336 LMAO
* Shows Donald Trump picture
Trump picture: ARE YOU A MEXICAN!?
Killer: OH SH*T!!!!! ( Jumps out the window )
( Throws himself to jail )
Galaxy Star336 LMAO
Killer: DONALD TRUMP!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Hears a noise downstairs...
ⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡⓢ ⓟⓘⓩⓩⓐ
How do you do circle writing
CelestialMoon 1 ⓘ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡ PIZZΔ ΔΠD STΔRΒUCҜS (ⒶⓃⒹ ⓌⒶⓉⒸⒽ NETFLIX)
Who else looked behind them when she said "you are not aware of your surroundings"
Killer: you wanna die today!
Me: yea kinda
Killer: *lowers gun* damn. You wanna talk about it?
XoxoSupergirlXoxo 😂😂😂😂
Same tho...
XoxoSupergirlXoxo *Takes out gun and shoots him..after we talk about it*
U got this from internet don’t you lol
XoxoSupergirlXoxo aww only if
Killer with gun to my head: any last words?
Me: yeah, thank you
*stairs creak*
Me: What would sam and dean do..
I agree
MyNameIsElanor True
MyNameIsElanor ya same
who are Sam and dean
MyNameIsElanor Sam and dean would kill that person or go investigate and find out and actually not die
Ariana Galaz or they would die for at least a season
Killer calls:
Me: *picks up and doesn't say anything, thinking that it's a spam call and puts the phone back down*
Also me: okay, that should be good.
It's funny how Lilly says "Sorry Tyler, I love you but you have to go first!" and he actually survived a whole horror series. 'Escape the night'
Leah Unicorn true to that😂😂😂
Leah Unicorn yeah i ve just wanted to say that too ahahahah
That's what I was thinking! He was so surprised.
Leah Unicorn HEEEEYYY STOP SPOILING IT!!!!!
Um Hi watch the whole thing at once. No spoils.
Killer: I'm coming for you
Me: What?
Killer: You're going to die
Me: What?
Killer: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: OH!!!!! I'LL PLAY SWEATSHIRT WHEN YOU GET HERE!
That my friends is how to never be murdered.
Hahahahaha
So true 😂
Made my day!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
u just gave me a new idea to mess around with people thank u ☺
Killer:*breaks down door*
Me:*puts on headphones*
Killer:*walks into room*
Me:*plays violin terribly*
Killer:*dies*
Me: I knew those violin lessons would pay of
Linda Miera 😂😂😂
Oh yes to my fellow violin players out there
wait but aren't violin lessons suppose to make you play the violin good?
Linda Miera I can’t stop laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I can’t stop my dad just yelled at me for laughing hahahahahah
Me too😰😂
with me 2 ways this could go...
killer calls
me: im playing a game (denies call)
or...
killer: you have 7 days
me: thanks for reminding me i have to throw that bread out
killer: in 7 days-
me: i know i have a test
killer: no ok in 7 days-
me: its your birthday
killer:no 7-
me: oh its my birthday
killer: no in 7-
me: OH I GOT IT MY AMAZON PACKAGE ARRIVES!
killer: thats along time you should've gone with prime
me: i know but prime wasn't available
killer: oh what you buy
me: this new film set
killer: your into film
Me: yea- (mom calls)
me: i gotta go talk to you later bye
killer: bye
(hangs up the phone)
Damn this is hilarious 😂
This needs mire LIKES😥
@@vaishnavinrao7231 heck yeah
Killer- Get's inside the house from breaking a window
Me: In my room just chilling when I hear glass break.
Killer: Goes upstairs slowly trying to be quiet
Me- Already running down the street screaming bloody murder
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD DO!!! EXACTLY!!!!
Girl your comment gimmie life 😂😂😂
So Tru tho
LOL!! This is funny but after they break the glass, why would they try to be quiet? Oooooohhh demonstration dat dem killers are dumb
I keep a katana underneath my bed so... Of With His Head!
Killer: Calls me
Me: Doesn't pick up because it isn't my mom, dad, mom's work phone, dad's work phone, or my school 😂😂
Same!😂😂
Exactly!
THANK YOU
ppl you don't have to answer every time You get a call especially if you don't know them
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same.
*Killer breaks door with an axe*
Me: HEY JOHNNY HOWS IT GOING?
Thanks now I’m going to use your comment and turn into a Tumblr post
Perfect last words.
CakeQueenMaster Unicorn
(DOB)-(DOD)
"Hey, Johnny, how's it going?"
Killer: *calls*
Me: *picks up*
Killer: I'm going to kill you in 5 days.
Me: Hello sir, thank you for calling McDonald's what would you like today?
Killer: Oh um. Isn't this Gaby?
Me: No sir this is McDonalds what would you like?
Killer: You do delivery now?
Me: Yes.
Killer: ....A double mc cheese burger pls.
Me: We'll have it ready just come and pay for it.
Killer: YAY!
Me: *hangs up* Ha. Sucker.
Lolz
XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is perfect
Now the killer has been fooled 😂
how to not die in a horror movie.
#1. Be the main character
Harrison Post I'd be the one who would be *HELPING* the KILLER
3. Run tf
No but the girl in the third rings movie became samara and that is really horrible and she was the main protagonist
Harrison Post Or you can just be the extra. Like a dog or somethin
Scarlet Dreams no because in wish upon the dog dies as a result of the girl
not even kidding every time I walk downstairs I grab my baton ready to whack someone upside the head like "not today."
Harrison Post
Bts: NO NOT TODAY
River Song 😂😂
River Song NOT EVER!!!!!
I'm not kidding every time I'm home alone I squeeze lemon juice into a spray container and treat it like a baby so if someone comes I just spray them in the eyes! 😂
BTS NOT TODAY
"They didn't just hit puberty, puberty hit them, with a bat."😂😂😂
girl in movie: *home alone* ~hears noise~ 'thinks' probably just the cat or dog WE DONT HAVE
me: seriously im already used to it you know she dead
I love all these killer x person scenario comments 😂
scrolling down laughing
Me too
Did anyone else see the green flash at 2:00? It tripped me out.. it happened again too lol
Anita Star it happened a1:39
too
Teresa Wheeler, you have to go to the time in the vid AND press play. You'll see it.😉👍
Anita Star omg yea
Anita Star MEEEE
If there is blood coming from the pipes I’m calling the cops, not the plumber!
Bro, if there's blood coming out of my pipes, Imma stick a pad around it, get my fam out of the house, while my father and I pour gasoline or oil everywhere throughout the house, light a match, letting it fall in the kitchen, which is by the door btw, and run the F away from that god damn mind f-ing house!
I'd call the police and go on my knees and pray to god
NinjaKED12 The cops would blame you tho
*Hears glass shattering*
Me:*calls mom crying*
Killer:MY LEGGGG
Me:*goes downstairs and stares at the killer on the floor*
Killer:Help me
😂😆
Lol this is me robbing a house
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
why I would survive one:
I'm not the popular girl/cheerleader.
I'm not gonna be like, "Hello." because I know the killer ain't gonna be like, "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, do you want a burrito?"
I'm not the pretty girl.
I'm smart.
I'm tan so I ain't that rich white girl, I'm that ok tan girl.
Lol me too
i can relate except im white af like i look like im dead and i get sunburned not tanned and even when the ceiling light is on for like oer an hour my face gets red
Nope
If the killer would ask me if I want a burrito it would go down like this:
Killer: YO, YOU WANT A BURRITO?
Me: no but if you could fry me some bacon and that would be great
Killer: ok no problamo *starts to fry bacon*
Me: *sneaks out* that was easy
Phew I am not white .I am PALE and people always saying you should go to the hospital
WHAT YOU MEAN SLIPT UP
WE DONT EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM SEPARATE
thats what v say to senpai right?
dead af😂😂
true
It's true,girls don't split even to go to the bathroom.
slipt up
what i hate in some movies is that when poeple stand still when danger is coming to them and run when its right in front of them 😝😕
chrissiee You get stuck in fear (its real)
chrissiee Yeah like on Scooby-Doo they stand there for 5 fuckin hours and when it's right beside them and then run..
Exactly! People in horror movies have the worst reaction times EVER! And they somehow have the ability to trip over thin air.
chrissiee I know right
chrissiee OMG i watched a movie and the main boy didnt move (cos a tree nearly fell on him)his dad told him to move but he didnt and it fell on his dad. he was dead. Boys fault. Well done👏👏.
Killer: Hello~~
Me: *FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE*
Killer:... uhm so, you have 7 days to live
Me: WAIT WHAT?! ARE YOU GOD OR SOMETHING?!
Killer: No! Wait what, I'm a killer.
Me: Oh wow, thank you then. I'll be seeing you in 7 days. Bring extra money and clothes.
~●~●~●~
(7 days later)
Killer: * calls me * I can see you through your window
Me: Uhm... by the way, I can see you too. Get in. It's cold outside.
Killer: Uhm... are you sure.
Me: Yeah, I have Netflix and WiFi. I have some cold beer and snacks too.
Killer: * gets inside the house * * watches Netflix with me *
~●~●~●~
Mom: * calls *
Killer: * picks up * sorry, the old [insert real name here] can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she's dead.
Mom: * keeps screaming profanities *
Killer: * hangs up *
Me: * high fives killer * Dãmn Bob, you don't know how long I've been waiting to do that * continues on packing * Well, we need to go now. My parents are going to kill us.
○~○~○~○
And people, this is how I befriended a killer named Bob. Netflix and WiFi solves everything
Lol
I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED AF
I’m screenshooting this 😂
Ssssssssss is all I said to this 😅
Can u continue this story? XD I think I see a spark between u and bob 😏
Me : *in bedroom playing Melanie Martinez*
*noise downstairs*
Me : *switches off Music slowly*
*noise gets louder, coming up the stairs*
Me : *opens window, jumps out, lands in my neighbours backyard, knock on the door, and stay there while calls the police*
*killer still in the house*
*police comes and killer is arrested*
Me : Well that was easy.
ayeee another CryBaby, I love Melanie martinez💖
OMG ME TOO MELANIE MARTINEZ FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
Emoji Marshmallows I'm lucky that my neighbor is my uncle😂
Emoji Marshmallows you sure it wasn't the ice cream man (the wolf)
Emoji Marshmallows lol
*phone rings*
Me: hello
Killer: I'm watching you
Me: OMG DOES MY MAKEUP AND OUTFIT LOOKS HOT
Inquist Rise OMFG LOL
Killer;* breaks down the door *
Me: That is MAHOGANY
Hunger Games reference yeahhhhhhhhhh
Yessss
*unknown caller*
Me: Hello?
Killer: you have 7 days to live.
Me: THANK GOD. YO, CAN YOU COME NOW PLEASE?
Killer:
Me;
Killer: do you need a hug. *stands at door with a teddy bear and ice cream*
*we watch The Notebook and eat the ice cream*
😆
Then he kills u
Aww, that’s kinda sweet. I would feel bad about ducking into the bathroom and calling the police. :p
@@Liz-ps1qe lol I know right
Ha, me
Nice killer😊
I am the nerd.
Nerd walking through forest.
Killer behind me.
Nerd looks back.
Nerd:Oh hello aren't you a mythical scary creature?You know the reason you scare people for your fun is blah blah blah..
Killer:Dies of annoyingness.
Hahahah lol
😂😂😂😂can i just say perffff
Nah you'd actually scream and die. Not as badass in situations as you think, m8
Me in a horror movie:
Me: *Sleeping*
Killer: *Comes into my room and shakes me awake then holds a knife over my head* I'm going to kill you!
Me: O_O
Killer: O_O
Me: O_O
Killer: O_O
Me: Five more minutes. *Goes back to sleep*
Killer: Oh okay. *Puts knife away and sits down and reads a magazine*
Ariella x I doubt a Serial killer would do that
+OliviaS SullivanPC I know. That's why I wrote it.
OliviaS SullivanPC One can deam
me :sleeping Killer: wakes me up your gonna di- wait is that the new magazine of porn weekly me: yea Killer: got some chips me: yea *grabs chips* me: ouuuuh that bitch fine as fuck Killer : ima murder her ass any day me : that makes two of us
+Ariella x Serial Killer can relate haha
This is what would happen to me
killer walks into my room
I wake up and get out of bed
killer runs out of the house because he saw me in the morning
snazy nazy ikr
😂😂Same here
XD that's me lol
snazy nazy hahaha sammmee
Lol @YEP @Same
Me:*Gets a call*
Killer:Your gonna die in 3 days
Me:Like you can kill me, I am a psychopath and I think of dark stuff and sometimes goes insane
Mom:Who’s that
Killer:...
Me:They said they’re gonna kill me
Mom:*Grabs phone*CÁLLATE ANTES DE QUE TE ABOFETEO CON MI CHANKLA
Killer:GOTTA GO IM OUT
Lol true
Can u translate that pls?
How the heck did i understand what yo Mom is saying 😂
I understood chankla so.. Killer better run
@@AAAJWH im arabic its correct ^^
If I was alone in a house and i herd a noise i would probably climb out the window cus my mom always says hallo im home
Alex Keohane same tho
Learn how to spell
My pain: My current window doesn't open and the window in my new house is tiny
Alex Keohane hallo yh? 😂
+Anonymous 123 true dat
I would be too terrified in a horror movie too survive, so, I would lie down and pretend I was dead😂
Padfoot 934 im so glad in not the only one 😂😂😂
Padfoot 934 OMG LMAO😂😂😂😂😂
Padfoot 934 same but what if the killer decides to stab you a couple times just to make sure you're really dead?
Padfoot 934 XDDDD
But they would make sure u're really dead. Probably gonna stab you again and again
*all alone at home*
*hears a noise*
Meh
*locks room door and gets my butter sock*
Ethereal Priestess YESSSSSS
Ethereal Priestess Butter Sock
Ethereal Priestess oh mah god
Sam And Cat reference
LOL HOPE Standards I realized that
Ethereal Priestess iCarly
*KILLER*: You got 7 days to live
*ME*: Oh, I was gonna tell you the same thing.
*7 DaYs LaTeR*
*KILLER*: 'Opens door to see me with a pan at the other side's
*ME*: Let's do this the old fashion way!
*KILLER*: 'Runs away'
Why did I read Seven days later with the narrator's voice from SpongeBob?
@@Giniro_No_Suisei same bruh XD ahahahah
No let's do this the Rapunzel way
Lilly would never die in a Horror movie... unless there was a spider there. She would die.
yasss
Desi C. 😂😂😂 lol.
they didn't hit puberty, puberty hit them. 😂
jordan the flash WITH A BAT
I don't get why everyone feels the need to investigate? If I hear a creepy noise at 2 am I'm just gonna cover myself with my blanket?! 'cause everybody know that a blanket protects you from the killers. common sense..duh.
hahahah yaassssss, but I'm a bad ass so every time I hear something I grab the huge ass bamboo stick in my room and run to the kitchen with it where I switch to double butcher knives and then check out the house.
I would jump out of the window and run away :D
omg yes...
Stefan Petrovski I would do the exact same thing.I've done that scenario before especially at night if i hear something and i wake up i grab the thing nearest weapon to me and search the house.
That whati bo grab my blanket act like im asleep commen sense a rodder will not bother you asleep
"You didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit you. With a bat."
I can relate to this on a spiritual level.
Killer: Hello
Me: It's me... I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet...
Killer: I'm outside
Me: Hello from the outsiiiiiiiiidddeee!!!!! At least I can call the cops this tiiiiimmmme!!! to tell them theirs a creeper talking to me!!!!
Now the world hello will never be the same.... Thanks Adele
WHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂genius
+Kayla Rose (Foreverkayla08) LOLLLLL IM DONE ~Nya!
You are all very welcome *bows*
Killer: you have 7 days
Me: thank you for calling petsmart.........
Killer: no! Seven days to live!
Me: ok, and what animal would you like to keep on hold for seven days?
Killer: ummmm I want a fishy
Me: ok you can pick that up at your local petsmart in seven days.
Killer: fishy fishy fishy
Mr. Cermet lol!! Fishy fishy fishy got me *dead* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎
*fishy fiahy fishy*
Fishy fishy fishy freaking killed me!
!🤓☺️☺️fishy☺️☺️🤓!
FISHAAAYYYY
This literally happened today
Me: Im gonna go to the bathroom
*puts foot over the ground*
*hears ping that sounds like a ping from a scary music box*
Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Noice
( ͠° ͟ ͜ʖ ͡ ͠°)( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)( T ʖ̯ T)( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )
Killer: You have 7 days to live.
Me: The chemicals McDonald’s put in their fries to peel them is enough to kill me so why waste your time?
Killer: (hangs up)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
if I hear a noise I stay upstairs 😂😂
Katie omfg I'd do the same and I would call my mom
selena cooper same xDD
Katie omfg I would also lock my door before that mabey grab a knife in fa kitchen then run and lock me door
Katie omfg I call everyone like
IM ABOUT TO DIEEEEEEEEEE
Ignoring the fact I have a puppy
Katie omfg I have a knife in my drawer next to my bed in case a killer comes in XD
Main character in Horror Movie:
_Hears creepy laughter behind a __*__DON’T ENTER_*_ door_
Walks in anyway.
_Screams_
Me:
Hears creepy laughter-
Nope.
Nopenopenope. Bye.
Sees unknown number calling.
Main character:
Hello?
Me:
Unless you’re telling me I won the lotto, I don’t wanna hear it.
Sees demon pulling scary face in mirror.
Mc: _screams_
Me: Pulls scarier face. Turns head 180 degrees,
“There can only be one demon in this house.”
Psycho man runs in with chainsaw
Mc: _Screams_
Me: The trees are outside. Are you lost?
Zombie apocalypse
Mc: _Screams_
Me: Either you did your makeup with crayons or you dissed someone’s mom.
LMAO😂😂I'M ROLLING! !😭
Anonymous Ann this made my day lol😂😂😂
LMAO ROFL
I’m dead. Lmao. This is me daily
Lol, true
Why i would never get killed
Me: *is playing flappybird and unknown number calls*
Killer: you will die
Me: *cuts the sentence off by hanging up and blocks unknown number* 3,2....1 *hears stairs creaking and calls the police* hi,hello police,theres a killa in mah house,i want you to come here now and my address is (kakzksskkazi) thank you and bye
Killer: *knocks on the door roughly*
Me: *waits for killer to knock down the door* any minute now...
Killer: *keeps knocking on the door*
Me: ..........................im just gonna stay in mah neighbours house til the popo comes *climbs to my neighbours house and stays there*
Killer: *IS STILL THE DA MADAEFFIN HOUSE*
Two minutes later
Killer gets arrested
Me: HAH,IM A SMARTASS MADAEFFER,YOU CANT GET ME,SUCKA!
The end
Alpaca Clar
Lets just sit back and appreciate how long this took you to write 😂
Alpaca Clar lol beautiful amazing
Alpaca Clar madeffin house XD
Alpaca Clar w t f
Not original but I love those comments that go
Killer: “seven days”
Me: “make it five”
Killer: “four”
Me: “three, take it or leave it.”
🧽 ⭐️