Although that's the "meaning", native Chinese speakers don't talk like that. The wording and grammar was totally messed up. That's 100% machine translation from English, I mean, poorly. Google Translate would likely do a better job, which brings up some interesting questions - who exactly was behind that message? Why were they pretending to be Chinese? (A much more natural way to express similar meaning would be "哈哈傻逼，錢我们是收到了，准备拿来买叶子去，只可惜你毛線都不會收到了呢😂")
I have a feeling that the extra SD card filled with Russian games are there because the guy selling it saw you're from Finland and just went "He probably doesn't speak English if he fell through with my scam, I better send him something that he can play" out of pity and doesn't realize that Finns don't speak Russian
It's crazy how people can slap 100k games you can download onto a Raspberry PI , put it in a plastic mold shaped like a console and sell it for like 8x the price. And not get sued.
craziest thing is that i have absolutely no idea who would want this. if i get an emulator console or handheld first thing is me always wiping all the shit games it has (especially annoying the copy pasted on non english ones).
how you gonna sue another huge as nation? You got to remember that since they are socialists in china, they own at least 51% of every business there. Like people in america (trump i actually think) were talking about suing china for covid 19, but are they going to pay. Hell no, they dont have to do anything they dont want to. Also, we aren't going to go to war and force them either. So that's how they get away with selling a bunch of knockoffs and shit
whats even crazier u can play all those games on the browser for free u can even play ps1 games on browser i tried ps2 games too but they dont work either my pc isnt good enough or they just dont work lol :D
1:24 i was curious about what the message said so i used google translate amd it says: "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now"💀💀💀💀
I'm actually surprised how many games there are in Russian in these Chinese bootleg consoles nowadays. I remember how a few years ago most of them were in English with a few in Chinese. Might be because there's now a market for this kind of stuff in Russia due to western stuff no longer being available there for reasons that everybody is probably aware of.
I looked into russian translated games and found entire websites dedicated for it. I even found a russian translation of 50 Cent: Bulletproof for the PS2 😂 Might check it out on stream sometime
bro... i translated what they said here at 1:24 and they said "you ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now" and its suprising how nobody talks about it in the comments
As Russian, I didn't even expected to see this lmao, it was such a throwback to my childhood when all stores were filled with those cheap ass weirdly voiced and crappy translated hacked PS1 games! Thanks for the vid!
1) Why are you people saying "the Chinese" as of they're one collective entity? It's kind of off-putting. 2) Either the message isn't real, or it's written by someone pretending to be Chinese. Mainlanders don't use Traditional Chinese, and the sentence is not written how an actual Chinese person would phrase it.
@@Dogelord220Look in the mirror and see who the manchild is, "bro". Actual adults have the maturity to set aside their own prejudices to treat others as equals. Unfortunately half the World consists of mindless mobs of manchildren unable to think for themselves.
So they tell you that you're not going to receive anything and they're going to buy drugs with your money, after two months they still give you the console anyway? They earned back my trust.
Honestly, I would've just not pay the package yet and just wait to see if the shit show of the console will arrive yet. They can't scam if they didn't have the customer's money yet
Yeah I make it out to be a bad console on the video but the emulation is actually surprisingly good! And 100k games is a great start to a collection 😅 It came with 2 controllers so I might just plop this in my living room so I can play with my friends 😂
I can’t take it anymore, this is too funny! Please buy more bootleg consoles if possible; I can’t wait for more Telletubbies Kart or Soviet loading screens.
12:00 Theory Barbie has been forced to be in a bootleg console and forced to compliment everything including a snowboard and the fire squad announced if she doesn’t say it she gets destroyed like weird Barbie
I love how instead of calling out the issues that cause someone to want to end things, social media instead censors the word. They're at the root of the cause.
This video was randomly appears in my YT offer list and I love it, it's really make my day, especially Russian bootleg games was hilarious :D Subscribed immediately after this, good stuff, looking for more of your content 👍
I was just thinking "that's a nice 'mini PS5' style enclosure, if nothing else you can put a Raspberry Pi in it with EmulationStation". But then I see they were way ahead of everyone and that's literally the product! (well, it's probably a budget Pi clone instead of the real deal, but close enough)
0:44 You know that thing's a monster when it has not one, but TWO CPU's, a BUILT-IN cooling fan, 64 gigs of storage, and a whopping 4 gigs of RAM. Plus it supports 8k resolution?!
This console is definitely some hidden experiment to create the most messed up gaming experience. Player will be forced to play these games in a asylum. They will then be realsed to combat regular modern gamer once they passed all the test.
The nice thing about bootleg consoles and game systems is that you immediately know what you're looking at is illegitimate because they're always advertising them coming with thousands of pre-installed games, lmaoo
![[THANKS FOR 200 SUBS] SomeRandomGuy Plays UT Yellow (Part 15)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-sD9j1S5t7k/mqdefault.jpg)
PS5: like 3 games
Chinese PS5: 100,000 games
Checkmate Sony
hell fuckin ye.
Yez
Ye bought PS1 for 200$ with some fake ess games
Totta vitussa
Hell no
According to Google there are over 5 million video games in the world so you need only 49 more fake PS5s to collect them all.
Yeah makes sense if you dont think about it
What about all the dlc tho?
🤓
5 million games for 4949 USD only sounds like a good deal ngl🤭
0:04 The Copyright laws go to die!
Damn the Chinese said “You're not going to get your shit stupid! !! Thank you for the money!! We are going to buy a lot of drugs now” like ouch
NOO that what he said? 😭😭😭
@@how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44 yep
I think the Chinese guy said "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid!!! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of specialty items now"
@@光京子4898 yeah something like that
Although that's the "meaning", native Chinese speakers don't talk like that. The wording and grammar was totally messed up. That's 100% machine translation from English, I mean, poorly. Google Translate would likely do a better job, which brings up some interesting questions - who exactly was behind that message? Why were they pretending to be Chinese?
(A much more natural way to express similar meaning would be "哈哈傻逼，錢我们是收到了，准备拿来买叶子去，只可惜你毛線都不會收到了呢😂")
I have a feeling that the extra SD card filled with Russian games are there because the guy selling it saw you're from Finland and just went "He probably doesn't speak English if he fell through with my scam, I better send him something that he can play" out of pity and doesn't realize that Finns don't speak Russian
There are over 87 000 Russian speakers in Finland so it is not completely awful guess to think that the Finnish guy understand Russian. 😅
@@Pehmokettu Didn't really consider that but yeah absolutely lmao
i'd be 100% fine with this situation! these games alone are worth the price 😂
@@qzeq TRUE
A scam Bootleg chinese console from Alibaba? 100 bucks
Getting a whole 32gb Worth of Russian Bootleg games? Priceless
No, this guy is just too close to Saint Petersburg, lol
It's crazy how people can slap 100k games you can download onto a Raspberry PI , put it in a plastic mold shaped like a console and sell it for like 8x the price. And not get sued.
craziest thing is that i have absolutely no idea who would want this. if i get an emulator console or handheld first thing is me always wiping all the shit games it has (especially annoying the copy pasted on non english ones).
@@MetalGear0987 the first thing i would do is to save them 😂
@SOF_Dev doubt its an rp, probably some shit chinese knockoff of a shit chinese knockoff etc.
how you gonna sue another huge as nation? You got to remember that since they are socialists in china, they own at least 51% of every business there. Like people in america (trump i actually think) were talking about suing china for covid 19, but are they going to pay. Hell no, they dont have to do anything they dont want to. Also, we aren't going to go to war and force them either. So that's how they get away with selling a bunch of knockoffs and shit
whats even crazier u can play all those games on the browser for free u can even play ps1 games on browser i tried ps2 games too but they dont work either my pc isnt good enough or they just dont work lol :D
1:24 i was curious about what the message said so i used google translate amd it says:
"You ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now"💀💀💀💀
Wait fr?
@@ErdenetuyaYondonjamts mhmh use google translate and see for yourself
It is dog shit stupid not shit stupid
@@ErdenetuyaYondonjamtsYess
They knew 100% the person who bought it couldn’t read Chinese.
We should get a part 2! These bootlegs were hilarious!
Right lol
Check out Vinny Vinesauce he plays a ton of these “Plug and Plays”
Why do I actually wanna buy this? Imagine busting this shit out at a party, getting high and playing some of these would be the funniest shit ever
i mean with a 108,000 games this stuff technically has more entertainment value than any other console ever 😅
@@qzeq the gs5 is only like 50 bucks on Temu. You got scammed.
I have the super console X and it’s great. I love it. It cost like $75 and it has every classic game. Like over 100,000 games.
stupid dumb
@@yankees29might as well just download them on your PC lol they are just pirated roms on and emulation box anyways
"Detroit Mario"
I love my home town but maaaaan that one took me OUT! Probably laughed harder than I should have, but oh well. 😂😂😂
This is probably the single most unhinged gaming experience I’ve seen on this website, and I’m all for it!
Yeah, I want one lol
1:24 roughly translates to "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid! 😭🦇💯🔥 Thank you for the money!! 🤑 We are going to buy a lot of drugs now💀😭🔥"
😂
No way
Holy based
@WeedShaggy tbh all the games he shows are hilarious, and if someone is dumb enough to buy this for $200 then they deserve to get scammed
This message was probably written by the TH-camr himself. Mainlanders don't use Traditional Chinese, and the sentence is very unnatural.
I swear this is the funniest thing I've watched this year. 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is hilarious he wasn’t even mad the fps reader was lying 😂😂
I agree. I’m crying laughing. This was was best.
Actually this fps means emulation speed
Money.
Qzeq single handedly offended the entire retro gaming community
fr
Bro got Gay Station 5 💀
Bro what 💀🙏
Such edgy comment 💀
Nah
Fr 😂😂😂
PlateStation5
I'm actually surprised how many games there are in Russian in these Chinese bootleg consoles nowadays. I remember how a few years ago most of them were in English with a few in Chinese. Might be because there's now a market for this kind of stuff in Russia due to western stuff no longer being available there for reasons that everybody is probably aware of.
I looked into russian translated games and found entire websites dedicated for it.
I even found a russian translation of 50 Cent: Bulletproof for the PS2 😂 Might check it out on stream sometime
We have ps5's in Russia bro as well as all the other "western stuff"
@@tumyp38 before the stuff happened
Ye
a lot of games are available on roms sites . So any company who makes a bootleg console can put any game on it
5:42 What the f0ck is "Googie" 😭💀
And metrosoft ☠️
googie gaga
bro... i translated what they said here at 1:24 and they said "you ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now" and its suprising how nobody talks about it in the comments
As Russian, I didn't even expected to see this lmao, it was such a throwback to my childhood when all stores were filled with those cheap ass weirdly voiced and crappy translated hacked PS1 games! Thanks for the vid!
Русские назад
@@MusicValencyхрюкни
@@MusicValencykk
do you have any more video about the barbie sport gameplay? kinda curious
It's called an off-brand scams
I like how the chinese talked shit saying you wont get your money back but gave you enough games to make a shitload of content to make your money back
1) Why are you people saying "the Chinese" as of they're one collective entity? It's kind of off-putting.
2) Either the message isn't real, or it's written by someone pretending to be Chinese. Mainlanders don't use Traditional Chinese, and the sentence is not written how an actual Chinese person would phrase it.
@@dusty_giraffe2111 no way bro is making a big deal like a manchild omg
@@Dogelord220Look in the mirror and see who the manchild is, "bro".
Actual adults have the maturity to set aside their own prejudices to treat others as equals. Unfortunately half the World consists of mindless mobs of manchildren unable to think for themselves.
The Weekend is great, but QZEQ makes it perfect
the weekend just ended
not better than radal tho
I thought you were talking about the band 😭
@tbone a1sauce do you mean the singer
@@uikokk his gaming videos were good but now he only does the same reaction videos over and over
The Chinese at 1.27 actually says: “you’re not getting sh*t idiot! Thanks for your money!! We’re now going to buy a ton of drugs💀😭🔥
WTF OL
I'm very late but that's probably not a real message. Mainlanders don't use Traditional Chinese.
What do you expect for only 200 dollars, but all the laughter definitely worthy it😂😂😂.
i'd watch a 24h long compilation of all these bootlegs. Those are comedy gold.
Meatrosoft had me laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
Why would the good folks at AliExpress scam you like that?
lmao I haven't laughed like this in quite a while. Great job, loved the video 😎
5:06 Detroit Mario...has a bullet flying over his head. 🤣
I love qzeq videos and just 20 seconds in i knew it was gonna be good
7:19
The fuck sonic on the mushroom 🍄 got me dead 🤣
13:43 hollup...Let him cook
should i drop it on spotify 😳😳🔥🙏🙌👹😤🤑🤑😎
@@qzeqBro fr would go in top 10!!! Drop it!!!
He cooked
Baby lol baby
So they tell you that you're not going to receive anything and they're going to buy drugs with your money, after two months they still give you the console anyway? They earned back my trust.
Lmao
Honestly, I would've just not pay the package yet and just wait to see if the shit show of the console will arrive yet. They can't scam if they didn't have the customer's money yet
Omg I was laughing so hard at this. Your delivery is great.
You really lucked out! ROM hacks are my favorite hobby! You got a really neat collection with your PS12345!
Yeah I make it out to be a bad console on the video but the emulation is actually surprisingly good! And 100k games is a great start to a collection 😅
It came with 2 controllers so I might just plop this in my living room so I can play with my friends 😂
@@qzeq even if it shouldnt cost 200$ it aint half bad, yeah the games are bootlegged as fuck, but theyre playable atleast
@@thebeastgamerx1398 Best shit ever playing these abominations and get drunk with your friends. Next day everyone would have crazy abs! :D
@@thebeastgamerx1398are there only this weird versions on the console or also the Originals?
Like medal of honor.
Gta 1
Resident evil
13:03 "Is that a Ruble?"😂
I lost it at "Fuck Sonic" 😂😂😂
12:16 nah bro, she's speaking facts
barbie spittin 😳
12:11 12:24
Wtf is bro yapping about
💀💀👱♀️
@necroax1s what a cool board 😮
As a Chinese, the sonny employee was saying “You won’t receive your💩dumbass! Thanks for your money! We’re going to buy lots of drugs now!”
Lol go figure😂😂
are you sure he was saying that as a Chinese
@@dontmindme5189 wdym
😂😂😂 That's hilariously cold af
LMAO is that real? WTF
Detroit Mario bullet flying past dawg 😂
Bro thought he was the CEO of Sony 💀
I am the CEO of SONNY 😤😤😤
@@qzeq Blud is NOT the CEO of sony💀💀
If you're wondering, this is just a micropc running retroarch. (probably a raspberry pi)
That's why the font on menu screen looks familiar
Yhea it's litteraly raspberry pi with a ton of cracked rom of game
@@DelaySystem dude an RPi costs $35 and plastic is really cheap
@@DelaySystem dude that 🈳🈁🈂™ console plays worse than a chromebook, also you could play it on a chromebook
@@DelaySystem no, but you COULD play 64nite PRO RUSSIAN VOL 1-9 (Project X 12K HDR+ with High Retina Resolution++)
We need a part 2, part 3, part 4 I have been laughing too hard at this.
14:04
That reaction was GOLDEN and the reason I subbed to you.
I can’t take it anymore, this is too funny! Please buy more bootleg consoles if possible; I can’t wait for more Telletubbies Kart or Soviet loading screens.
The text on the AliExpress message says "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thanks for the money!!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now"
7:27 this is art!
"That is anomaly" I'm dead 😂😂💀💀 5:17
Csgooooooooo
12:00
Theory
Barbie has been forced to be in a bootleg console and forced to compliment everything including a snowboard and the fire squad announced if she doesn’t say it she gets destroyed like weird Barbie
Cuaracool
One of the funniest videos I've seen in awhile 🤣 Thanks for the laughs bro
Honestly if I were a kid given these instead of a real console i wouldn't even be mad, those retro games are basically my childhood anyways lol
These games are actually fun looking. A Telletubby on Mario Kart and Mario with a gun shouting BOOM SHAKALAKAH? Heck yeah!
1:24 the translation was "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now"
11:22 Biblically accurate Playstation logo
I love how one of the images on ali express shows the console having a noctua fan that costs more than the entire console itself
13:51 it says "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid!!!! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now"
I love how instead of calling out the issues that cause someone to want to end things, social media instead censors the word. They're at the root of the cause.
Yo that Mario impression is so good! 8:24
In this video a kid learns what kinds of games have been on every bootleg console ever since the dawn of time.
I'm confidently there are some lost media games in that abomination
i tried looking up more info on some of the nes roms and found nothing. 100% lost media somewhere here
4:59 Joel from Vinesauce Saying Grand Dad!
5:00
To the people that wondered what the Chinese said in the text, it said “You’re not getting your shit, thanks for your money, I’m now gonna get drugs”
This video was randomly appears in my YT offer list and I love it, it's really make my day, especially Russian bootleg games was hilarious :D Subscribed immediately after this, good stuff, looking for more of your content 👍
I don't need to Hack FL 23 now that the fake ps5 has FL studio💀 13:35
Creating 1000 invariants of the same Mario game is still impressive😂😂
this dude has the most entertaining and funny videos how does he not have way more subs?
share the video then 😳👉👈
@@qzeq sure
@MrJ0mmy i know most people hate comments like this but this genuinely made me subscribe.
Idk i find the accent annoying.
@@Kbax3614 Actually, I find the accent funny, and that's what I love the most!
14:32 I think that guy became an online teacher in 2018
@@Japica225Main yes, edmondo and glass lab games got shut down
As Russian, I was laughing my ass off, when you found some games with russian language in it. What the hell? This shit is crazy
Qzeq.exe started working
Real
This has actually more entertainment value than the real AAA games nowadays.
I can't be the only one who is actually tempted to get one of these after watching this..? 😂
4:46 - 4:51
qzeq: "not a Mario"
Subtitles: "daddy Mario"
5:50 this game existed, as one of the NES game company to NOT be licensed by Nintendo and kept on with SNES 💀💀💀
Yeah they're the guys behind Noah's Ark 3D! The bible-themed Wolfenstein 3D mod 😂
4:14 in this version of Mario you gotta find the magic blue pill and give the princess the mushroom.
1:35 me after getting a ps5 after 5 months of waiting
I was just thinking "that's a nice 'mini PS5' style enclosure, if nothing else you can put a Raspberry Pi in it with EmulationStation". But then I see they were way ahead of everyone and that's literally the product! (well, it's probably a budget Pi clone instead of the real deal, but close enough)
and I mean if it can run ps1 and n64 games it must be alright
You know it's a good day when qzeq uploads
I laughed so hard at this. Thanks for the laugh 😂
0:44 You know that thing's a monster when it has not one, but TWO CPU's, a BUILT-IN cooling fan, 64 gigs of storage, and a whopping 4 gigs of RAM. Plus it supports 8k resolution?!
DOUBLE HANDS
4:00 that screenshot is actually from the video game "Sex Vixens from Space", Caddicarus actually covered it
So that's why the ship shapes like a dick 😂
This console is definitely some hidden experiment to create the most messed up gaming experience. Player will be forced to play these games in a asylum. They will then be realsed to combat regular modern gamer once they passed all the test.
11:12 Gran Turismo 7 Lock Screen
Man thats an actual insane amount of content. i know its bootleg but thats a LOT of variations.
This whole video feels like a fever dream lmao, best 15 minutes of my life
I love how the first key feature of the Soulja Boy Shenzhen Yangliming Pro 4K is 'Package: Yes'
Qzeq requested the game colloquially known as a "Super Mario" but to his disbelief, he recieved this as an alternative game💈❗😂
ong 💈💈💈
@@qzeq Bruh wanted super mairio bros, but got 2 北意大利相关兄弟在未知的土地上进行巨大而惊人的探索，克服了许多障碍，希望拯救马里奥唯一的真爱桃子 instead 😂😂😂😂😂‼‼‼
@@qzeq fr ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💪🔥
"i cant believe the good ppl at allii express would scam me like this" 😅😅😅 funniest thing ive heard all day kudos
4:20 literally running retroarch 😂😂
Fr
Man, where are you from? Your accent is just agh, delightful to hear!
The nice thing about bootleg consoles and game systems is that you immediately know what you're looking at is illegitimate because they're always advertising them coming with thousands of pre-installed games, lmaoo
9:18 Ninja's personalized copy
3:27 I had a Sinclair ZX80 in 1983 and I had a flying game that had this type of graphics, talk about bring back memories.
kinda looks fire , as if everything is outlined in neon strips
"Mom can i have ps5?"
"Sure thing honey"
*The ps5:*
A lot of the mods are pretty new, which means they actually do extra newer things on top of it
"You ain't gonna get your shit stupid! Thank you for the money!! We are going to buy a lot of narcotics now" 1:24
Im dying laughing the whole video! 😂 good job lmfaooo
“Mom can you buy a ps5?”
“We have a ps at home..”
The ps at home:
When you spoke into the microphone you didn't say your console sucks,you said I am in china and I have icecream
Yep, this is the best bunch of games to play ever. XD And absolute gold mine here well worth the money. Well played.
12:50 I played that game so much as a kid on the Playstation 1!
Do you know the game name?
@@Megaball_masterit's monsters inc lol
Hey qzeq, the Sonny guy said "You ain't gonna get your shit stupid!! Thanks for the money!! We're going to buy a lot of drugs now"
11:47 😂💀
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0:59 i love this song: Baba O'Riley! i heard it from NFS MW 2012 and it's one of the reasons why I still love this game :)